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In a world drowning in boredom, two heroes rise from the ashes with nothing but microphones. An extremely poor decision. Making skills. They faced danger. They faced chaos. They faced absolutely no consequences. For anything they're about to say. This is the news. This is the news.

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You're never around when I need you. That's what I was thinking of, dude.

SPEAKER_06: 2:01

Uh welcome everybody. 205. Uh, we hope everybody had a safe and wonderful holiday in New Year's. No decisembo 205, Stephanie. No decisionbo. Uh unfortunately, uh the Ohio State Buckeys did not have a happy new year as they lost to the Miami Hurricanes. Uh I can't wait to hear your uh your take on this. Uh, our offensive line is Swiss cheese. They fucking suck.

SPEAKER_04: 2:30

I saw that. Did you did you see I have to give it, do you see some of the memes? I've seen a lot of memes. Like the Julian saying, like how the offensive line looked, and it was just one center.

SPEAKER_06: 2:40

Yeah, and then all the players were gone. Yeah, yeah, dude. I've seen that. Um it sucks losing, but it goes to show you that uh it's they there's you know what bothers me is the fact that the this coaching staff all year was like, oh, uh, we're just holding back until the playoffs, where we're just going at a methodical pace to kind of preserve ourselves. That was all bullshit because it was just basically trying to cover up their inadequacies on offense, and it sucks.

SPEAKER_04: 3:09

And they got exposed.

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They got exposed badly.

SPEAKER_04: 3:13

But dude, they got exposed by Indiana, and then Miami was like, Miami's like, hey, let's go do that.

SPEAKER_06: 3:18

Those two defensive ends that Miami have are fucking all world, man. Those dudes are good. Uh I I mean, off of it.

SPEAKER_04: 3:25

Like you were talking about, like when we talked about Indiana, that left side. Yeah, dude, that left side was abysmal. It crumbled like a I always use the same thing from ESPN 2K5. It folded like a bad origami artist.

SPEAKER_06: 3:40

I love that game so much.

SPEAKER_04: 3:41

Dude, it had some of the best commentary.

SPEAKER_06: 3:43

It was dude. I like what you did there. That whole presentation of that game was so good, but I digress. Um offensively, we just now uh Juliet's uh the second half the play calling. I didn't it was better than the Indiana game. If I guess if you want to take it from that, I mean, but otherwise, I don't he didn't have no time to throw. So to me, here's me. They made they waited way too long to make adjustments. They re it's if you're getting if your lineman is getting fucking demolished, you got two choices to make. One, you take two straw dropbacks and you get that ball out quick, or you fucking move the pocket, you do some rollouts or something like that. But other otherwise, I didn't hate the play calling. It was way better than the Indiana game, but that's just that's just me.

SPEAKER_04: 4:36

What'd you think? Um, I was I watched it. It was it was pretty cool because I got to watch it in uh I was gonna say, did you wa you watch the game? I did. I watched on 80-inch screen at uh at the Finley Inn and Conference Center, dude. And I am not going dude, it what a beautiful fucking venue. Oh, okay. And it is not expensive to stay there. I'm telling you what, dude. Where is it at? It's in Finlay. Oh, okay. It's right around the corner, it's on Main Cross Street, right around the corner from uh my store. Oh, that's good. Oh, dude, here I'm gonna show you, man. I'm gonna show you a video of because I took a video to show like my DJs and shit. So, um, but yeah, here, here we go. Watch this, dude. So that's where I was set up. Okay. Damn, dude. Yeah, this place is fucking nice. It looks like a hill.

SPEAKER_06: 5:31

Dude, it looks nice. This is a hotel.

SPEAKER_04: 5:33

This is a hotel. Finley and a con you know how much a room was for a two-queen bedroom, uh-huh, not a suite. It was uh it was a hundred and uh hundred and forty seven dollars, hundred and forty-three bucks, I think. Which was really reasonable. And I'm gonna tell you what, the chef at this fucking place is S fucking tier. He made the best green beans I've ever had in my face. Really? I've never sought after green beans. Okay, I do like green beans a lot. I've had some amazing, like crazy, like you make good green beans too. Thank you. Those mine are just dog shit compared to this. Really? This dude, okay, that's some high praise. So, this dude right here, so like Tom, like I I Tom made carrots and he put marshmallow in them, like Tom at the chandelier. Yeah, best carrots I've ever had in my life. This dude, he had caramelized walnuts in the fucking green beans. Wow, and they were phenomenal. This dude, the okay, uh, so they had three type two types of chicken and and beef. They had um gosh. Was this just a New Year's Eve thing? It was a New Year's Eve vow renewal. Oh, the vow. Okay, I was like, like, was it a dude? I oh, and I'll have to show you, dude. Okay, so the the vow renewal for New Year's Eve, um the bride and groom have already been, you know, obviously been married for a while. They were they're they're church going people, and everybody at the place was from the church. Okay, so like Cedar Creek over in uh fucking Philly. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. So everybody from the church from the church and the guy that got kicked out of V1P, the old commissioner. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was there. Oh, really? Because he's married to one of Sarah and Mindy's friends, Brandy. What's that guy, save? Mike.

SPEAKER_06: 7:28

Yeah, Mike Madden or else. Yeah.

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So anyway, he was there. And his kid.

SPEAKER_06: 7:33

Spike or something like that. Ace Ace. Spike. I don't know what the I don't know.

SPEAKER_04: 7:39

It's not like 80s, like bad like side bad guys spike an ace. Spice, spike and ace.

SPEAKER_06: 7:45

They're like Ace said he was gonna give me 10%. It could get it AC said 10%. Well, AC ate a charge, no bo.

SPEAKER_04: 7:53

Yeah, so anyway, okay, really cool. These church going people, dude. I I love DJing these things for one reason, man. You really get to see how in love these people are, and they're so in love. Like, they got up to the altar and they're they're doing their vow renewal. I've cheated on you. She he does he does his vows, or she does her vows, and then he or no, he did his first. He did his vows, and they were about to go in for a kiss, and the the official's like, No, no, no, no, no, not yet. And he's like, Well, I'm already married, you know, like we're already married, you know. So, but like he didn't, you know, the way that they danced when they were dancing to their song, they sang the song to each other, and like they were singing like right, no, the right to their face. Oh, and then like the way they embraced, they even grinded, dude. It was it was awesome. These are older people grinding, they were grinding on the dance floor. I'm gonna say this their daughter, yeah, who's in their early 20s, smoke show, smoke show. She's a Latina dude, she had a fucking end table ass. Oh my god, dude. I love that. Fucking sexy as fuck. So, anyway, dude, I got a video of them doing like he comes up, he goes, I got a weird request for you. I said, What's that? And I'm thinking, what is like what? Like, you know, you're gonna kill my dance one. He goes, Can you play Let the Bodies Hit the Floor?

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It's a good song.

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I was like, Yeah. These are all church going people, man. So um, let me see here. Where the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_06: 9:30

Oh, right here. Church people are violent by nature.

SPEAKER_04: 10:06

I can only count the fourth. The chick over here in the jumpsuit, the gray, like if I play it again. I get only count the fourth. The chick that's over here, there's Mike Madden. He's in the red suit. But the chick over here in the white the gray jumpsuit, the white looking that's the daughter. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, she's smokeshow. So anyway, yeah, she's I can only count the four.

SPEAKER_06: 10:30

I get only count the four.

SPEAKER_04: 10:31

So anyway, Sarah went with me and she was she wasn't feeling good when we got there. So your wife, Sarah? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06: 10:36

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04: 10:37

Yeah, that wouldn't be my work worse. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06: 10:40

Go stay in a hotel with me. Is that a that's not weird or anything? Yeah, go ahead and you stay upstairs.

SPEAKER_04: 10:46

Kiss me at midnight if you want to. So who's ready to go upstairs? Mistletoe only works around Christmas, dumbass. July. But uh, but anyway, she um so Sarah was upstairs, she wasn't feeling very good. These people were so cool. I said, Yeah, my dumb my wife's upstairs. Do you mind if I take her plate? They're like, Go on in. So I grab a plate and I fucking take it upstairs, drop it off to Sarah, come back down because what was cool is where this you saw the stairs, yeah. We're on the second floor and we're right across from the stairway. Like, so okay, so no joke, I just ran up the stairs right behind my booth and then fucking came back down, went to my booth. Oh so it was really easy. Um, dude, like I took home a bunch of leftovers, dude. They had, and then at 9 30, they were like, appetizers are served. They had they had more food, and it was Buffalo Chicken Dip. Ooh, amazing. It was really fucking good.

SPEAKER_06: 11:41

Did the whole did the hotel cater or did they bring somebody in? The hotel catered.

SPEAKER_04: 11:45

Oh, the hotel did this, and then they got a restaurant inside this hotel that is that he that dude that chef cooks at. Yeah, okay, and is uh from what I heard fills up quick. It's amazing, but I heard it's amazing.

SPEAKER_06: 11:57

Damn, dude. That hotel looks legit as fuck, man.

SPEAKER_04: 12:00

Yeah, dude. Um I and if you haven't been in the Hancock Hotel, that place is fucking even steps above that.

SPEAKER_06: 12:07

Now I've had a Hancock in a hotel, but not at all he's wild. But uh so you watched so you saw the game from uh from that dude.

SPEAKER_04: 12:20

There was like we were there was a bunch of people there pissed and it was not a very I was like, how the fuck do you throw an interception? What are you doing? A pick six? A pick six?

SPEAKER_06: 12:32

Jeremiah Smith whiffed on the block on that. That's what first of all, it was two things. One, that defensive back recognized that right off the rip, and Jeremiah Smith whiffed on the block. So those two things combined, it was it was yeah, there's nothing.

SPEAKER_04: 12:49

Don't give me any of that Olay shit. Don't give me that Olay shit, Nord. Like on another note, um, so not that I want to dodge Ohio State talk because we got a lot of things.

SPEAKER_06: 13:02

I mean, what else is there to say, really? I mean, we've we've touched on that a lot. It's just it's gonna happen, and it's just nothing you can do about it. But the only thing I could say is that uh I, for one, are going to welcome our new Indiana Hoosier Overlords. So I'm here for it, I guess. I'm excited because they can't. I hope they win.

SPEAKER_04: 13:20

The good thing is, when I posted the other day, all four of the teams that are in the semifinals have never won a championship.

SPEAKER_06: 13:28

They say this is the first, this is gonna be the first national champion in the last 25 years that isn't gonna be Alabama, Ohio State, LSU, Georgia, or Michigan, or yeah, or something like that. Yeah, so it's gonna be like the first national champion with without like those teams winning it. So it's uh yeah. I mean it's isn't a breath of fresh air, and that's why you have a playoff. You know, that's it to me. You can talk about all the first round games all you want, but like these results from the playoff. Yeah, obviously I'm biased that I don't like seeing Ohio State lose, but this this produces what people want. They want to see this parody, they want to see parody in in college football like this. Now, with the advent of transfer portal. Now, do I agree with some coaches that say that this should all be wrapped up by either the first week of January? I kind of agree with that. Should the first round buys get a home playoff game? I wouldn't argue with that. That's not a bad idea. Uh, you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of different things I think they could tweak to make it better.

SPEAKER_04: 14:38

Uh should Yeah, because Miami kind of had a little bit more of a vantage on this one.

SPEAKER_06: 14:41

I I think if you have a buy, I think you should get a I think you should get a home playoff game too. Like the the people the round before got one. So why the fuck wouldn't like Ohio State get a home playoff game too? So and and the whole and the two years of the college football playoff, this expanded college football playoff, the teams with the buys are like what one and seven? One in seven. Indiana's the only team who who uh won because well they played an Alabama team who is not very good, but you know what? They beat the brakes off of what they're supposed to. Kudos to them. They're welcome. Oh, dude. I dude SEC is like what two and eight? No. Well, that's why I keep seeing. Well, no, they're not. Okay, so the the the the the it's a paradigm shift in college football right now. You're seeing now, and you know, SEC people they funneled cash to these players for all these years, and they did. And I'm not saying Ohio State or any other blue blood north of the basin Dixon line wasn't doing it either, but a lot of the southern schools were funneling cash to all these players for years and years and years. Now that level field, that playing field is now level, and now you're seeing the paradigm shift, you're seeing now everybody's kind of in the same boat now, and you're seeing that power that the SEC had for so many years is kind of dissolving before our very eyes within the last two or three years. So I mean it's the proof is in the now you can't you can sit here and go, oh, there's opt-outs and shit like that. I didn't see many opt-outs on SEC schools. Did um uh Pavio, what's his name from uh uh Vanderbilt? He didn't opt out, and they got beat by Iowa. Iowa! Vanderbilt got beat by Iowa! Okay, sure. You know, Texas was in a dogfight with Michigan for three and a half quarters. A shitty Michigan team by that measure. So yeah, you you tell me. I can blame Georgia lost. I thought, you know, I thought Georgia was gonna win that. I thought they were a lot better, but you know, it just old miss. I tell you, a lot of there's a lot of like old miss don't have their coach, and there's a lot of you know, kind of that whole thing where they're trying to like prove themselves and this and that, and Miami has had a chip on their shoulder against us for 25 fucking years, so you know I don't blame them for being angry because we beat them at their best in the national title game in 2002. So I mean they can be mad all they want, and they can say revenge this, revenge that, but that fucking daddy's sitting at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center, and it's still gonna stay there, so it don't bother me one bit, dude. Michael Irvin can take his fucking belt off and hit a Gatorade fucking container with an Ohio State shirt on. He can do that till the fucking cows come home, but that fucking crystal football is still at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center. So shit on you, dude. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04: 17:46

No, I will say this it was pass interference, homeboy. And I think you would agree with this. If Willis McGee wouldn't have fucking gotten up, that would have that that would have definitely changed the dynamic of that game. I think the hurricanes would have won. So, but but that's what it could have shoulda, should have won. Don't know.

SPEAKER_06: 18:01

Hindsight is 20-20, doesn't really homeboy should have dodged or something instead of C Grant hitting him right in the fucking kneecap. That hurts so that was like one of the first gruesome injuries like I've ever seen in the college in like in a college football game. Like, like made me wince. Like, I've never seen that before in a college football game before. I'm just like, oh my god, I didn't know the leg could bend that way.

SPEAKER_04: 18:27

My legs, my legs don't bend back so far.

SPEAKER_06: 18:32

Wills McGay actually had a pretty decent out of l career, too. He did he did okay for himself. He snapped back, bro. Hey, I see what you did there.

SPEAKER_04: 18:40

But no, I uh no, and then I was I had to laugh because um I had a lot, I have a lot of Michigan friends on my. Oh my god, they could they could go fix it out, man. They're they're they're complaining about they're like go lay down. I'm like, they're like, um Ohio State fans crying and about the natty and I went into natty. And I said, Who's crying?

SPEAKER_06: 19:05

I'm sitting here like Miami beat our heads.

SPEAKER_04: 19:07

How'd you guys do in the playoffs? Yeah. I mean, we made it to the playoffs. How'd you guys do?

SPEAKER_06: 19:12

You know what's hilarious that I get you know the clapbacks I see for Michigan, they're like, oh, Ohio State's national title is a Mickey Mouse championship because they had to they backed into a 12-team playoff, and if it wasn't 12 teams, then they would have never won their title. Michigan's championship is the last real championship. I go, okay, so the the the 12-team playoff has been expanded for two years now, and you've never sniffed it yet. What does that tell you? Tells you you guys are fucking dogwater, you guys suck. And now, you know, maybe maybe this new coach will restore some sort of order in the world of Michigan athletics. Who knows? I don't know. It just, you know, they're Michigan. Listen, there's nothing wrong with eight and four, okay? You know, listen, going to That the Relaya Quest Bowl is a perfectly you know it's perfectly fine. There's some teams who are made to go to the semifinals and the national championships, and there's some teams that are just perfectly content with going to the Dukes Mayo or the Relaya Quest Bowl or the Cheese It Citrus Bowl. There's nothing wrong with that. So someone has to fill those spots. And it it's the Michigan. Might as well be Michigan. Listen, there's there's nothing wrong with that. Like you guys have a place in the college football world, and that's to be 9-3 or 8-4 every day.

SPEAKER_04: 20:32

It's called mid-grade. Mid-grade.

SPEAKER_06: 20:36

Listen, someone has to be.

SPEAKER_04: 20:37

You're not the good years, you're not the fucking Coopers.

SPEAKER_06: 20:40

Someone has to be that kind of above mid-average, above the Iowas, above the Wisconsinans, but maybe a slightly above Penn State, but right at the same level. That's that's you guys. And that's okay. That's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. You know, you guys play your role really well, so you guys do good. So it's okay. It's you know, when you stick with something, why why break the bold? So that's just all I'm saying, you know. Yeah, you won the national title, but did you though? Did you?

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I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_06: 21:13

Other dubious circumstances. In the world of in the court of popular opinion, there will always be that fucking asterisk. Not by necessarily SEAA or the college football playoff standards, but by fans. You'll always have to defend that for the rest of your dying days. And it's hilarious to watch you get all red faced about it. Sitting here trying to defend it. And it's it's the Houston Astros have to do the same thing with their World Series. Does any real fan consider that 20 was it 2018 World Series as legitimate? Fuck no. They cheated too. The court of popular opinion, you guys are guilty as charged.

SPEAKER_04: 21:52

I don't know how um I don't I don't remember I don't remember what the fuck happened with the Astros.

SPEAKER_06: 21:58

Uh the trash can. Uh so with the Houston Astros, they were doing illegal sights. They were stealing signs um and they were using audible uh uh so they get the sign from the center fuel camera and they would bang the they'll bang like a trash can or something to signal the batter what's coming, what pitch is coming. Which technically like stealing a sign is not necessarily this is kind of the same thing. It's if you're on second base and you can relay a sign, but you're not allowed to use video to enhance that. See what I'm saying? It's the same thing as Michigan. So if I'm across the field and I can see what what the and I can recognize what they're gonna do, and I signal to the guy, that there's nothing really wrong with that. But if I'm using video to enhance that, that's cheating. That that enhances the cheating. So they would watch the video, they would zoom in on the catcher, and they would then hit, they would bang on something in the dugout, and then I'll signal to the batter like it's an off-speed pitch or a fastball. And if you know it's coming as a batter, you could you can hone in on it. So or if it's like a uh curveball or a slider, you can lay off of it. So it's just kind of the same exact thing. And of course, the next year, the year after, they came out with the pitchcom where they got this uh electronic diddle the catcher has this electronic diddly dapper thing, and you hit the buttons, and then it signals there's a thing under the cap that signals what pitch what pitch the catcher wants you to pitch. So now they they don't you they don't do this anymore. Well, they don't do the fingers uh they have a pitchcom where they have like this little Somebody has to ruin it for everybody. Somebody has to ruin it for everybody. So goddamn it. And now college football has uh has uh headset communications. Yeah, that though that's mysteriously stopped working. Hmm. Gee, I wonder who did that. Listen, man, if they if there wasn't already bullshit dubious circumstances around that program as it is, I wouldn't have think anything of it. But it makes you think, doesn't it? I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but for this instance, sure.

SPEAKER_04: 24:15

I'm sorry, but when you cry wolf, dude. I mean, you know. It's like, you know, listen, I If it quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck, it's a fucking duck.

SPEAKER_06: 24:24

If it fucks like a duck, it's probably a duck. Not the Oregon ducks. I don't want them to win. Fuck them. I don't like Oregon.

SPEAKER_04: 24:33

Nope, I want Indiana Duck.

SPEAKER_06: 24:34

I'm hardcore Indian. I'm in the I am all in on the Indiana Hoosier boat, man. I want to see a perennial loser go to f to the top of the mountain, dude. That's a good story. I think they're gonna win it all. Did you watch that?

SPEAKER_04: 24:47

I don't think they're gonna be close. I think they're gonna destroy it.

SPEAKER_06: 24:50

I think I think Oregon's in trouble. I think Indiana is going to now if they play. I think Indiana matches up better with Old Miss as opposed to Miami. I think Miami's good as fuck, too. That defense is good.

SPEAKER_04: 25:06

I don't think they're as I don't think they're as good as Indiana's.

SPEAKER_06: 25:08

Indiana's all Indiana is a complete club from defense. Their offense is fucking balanced. They run the ball really fucking well, and that's what makes Mendoza so good, is that Indiana has two really good running backs. Well, we had last year. Indiana is a balanced offense, and in college football, you have to run the football. And Ohio State did not have Bo Jackson's good and he'll be good next year, but this year, and with the line being a little dicey, Ohio State could not really get the running game going that well. And it really hindered the team.

SPEAKER_04: 25:45

You could tell that was really bad. Because like you'd see Bo Jackson maybe break a run of eight yards or something every once in a while, but most of the time he's getting stuffed at the line or a few yards in front or a few yards back.

SPEAKER_06: 25:58

Ohio State had the the had Trayvon Henderson and Quinshawn Jukkins, and they rode that all the way to the fucking daddy. Jutkins is still kicking ass and fucking for the Browns. He got hurt though. So he's out for the year. The Browns, the Browns won two in a row, everybody, as of this recording. Can you imagine that shit? Can't hold anything back now. Miles Garrett breaks the all-time sack record. Did he? Yeah, yep. So he did that today. That's good.

SPEAKER_04: 26:22

Joe Burrow getting nailed, huh?

SPEAKER_06: 26:24

Uh Joe Burrow got nailed. God damn it. No, he actually had three touchdowns or two touchdowns. I don't know. I have something like that. Yeah, I said you have him in fantasy.

SPEAKER_04: 26:34

Going for that toilet bullshit.

SPEAKER_06: 26:36

Going for that constellation championship.

SPEAKER_04: 26:39

Oh, yeah, dude. I got 58 to 33, and we both got Puka Nakua playing.

SPEAKER_06: 26:44

So I hate that bitch. This is a fucking joke of a goddamn league, anyway. Fucking clowns. The joke league. I just wanted to let you guys know that before I fucking take my ball and go home. Fuck you, dude. Fucking chode.

SPEAKER_04: 27:08

I uh I don't know. Um I ended up okay, so I DJ'd New Year's Eve and I DJ'd New Year's Day. DJ on New Year's Day too? No, in Finley.

unknown: 27:25

Fuck me. What?

SPEAKER_04: 27:26

Yeah. Jesus Christ. And I right down the road. I was probably like half a mile away from the Finlay Inn. That's funny. I was on the other side of Main Street on Main Cross. Okay. I was at the Moose. So I DJ'd over at the Moose in Finlay.

SPEAKER_06: 27:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 27:41

And uh, dude, this is awesome, man. Nothing validates me feeling amazing than having a strange woman hit on me. Not strange as in she's weird, but strange as in I don't know her personally. Yeah. I had that happen. So DJ in this wedding, this poor girl, this poor bride. She had 150 people invited, over 150 plus, she was planning for. 70 RSVP'd. Okay. 35 showed up. Ouch. Yeah. She was distraught about that.

SPEAKER_06: 28:21

Yeah, but uh you had a wedding on a on New Year's Day.

SPEAKER_04: 28:25

It's not a good I I agree, but like some I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, nonetheless, I'm so we we DJ, I shut down early, so at eight o'clock, I'm done. I'm fucking packing up, get all my stuff packed up, and and I always pack it up before I go get my truck because there's no point in grabbing my truck and backing it up when people are unloading, or like when the bride and groom and they're getting all their shit out, you know. Because usually I'm I'm either in the way or they're in my fucking way. So I packed up all my shit, got it all ready to go, was going to leave to go get my truck, and I went up to uh um one of the bridesmaids and I gave her a hug. And I said, I just want to tell you thank you so much for taking care of me. Um I had uh because she was giving me like cupcakes and things like that, like she was bringing over cupcakes, which the cupcakes was made by a family friend. The icing on these cupcakes were fucking amazing. I love holy shit, where are they good? So, anyway, and they had Bob Evans cater. Nice, it was Bob Evans, yeah. So the mac and cheese and mashed potatoes were killer. Um, so I ended up so I went up and gave her a hug, and I was like, Hey, you know, thank you for taking care of me. And then I was about to walk out the door to go get my truck, and she goes, Oh, well, have a safe trip home, you know, have a good night or whatever. I said, Oh no, I'm not leaving yet. I said, I gotta fucking load up my equipment over there. She goes, Well, you can unload inside me if you want. I'm like, Oh what? Like, I didn't know what to say. I just was like, Oh, and then I walked out the door and then went to my truck, and I'm like, Did she really just say that? Yeah, yeah, that's the advisory. That's what I was. I was like, Did that just really happen? But I'm like, you know, no joke. I'm like, yeah, still got it, motherfucker, you know. So I could not wait to go home and tell my wife. Oh my god. So at least you're transparent, I guess. I go home, I tell Sarah, but I go over. Oh, she's fine with it. She likes I said, I said, uh, so I got hit on by a bridesmaid. I told her the whole story, and I said, I'm I'm gonna let you know, honestly. Feel pretty good. It felt good. I said, her hitting on me, not me unloading inside of her. Yeah, we need context. Context first, by the way. She was a you know what? She had a little she was a little bit thicker, but she was Latina, she was Mexican. I've never had a Latina, so I was kind of like, mmm. Hi, poppy. How would I feel being the only white thing in her? Chibichangas.

SPEAKER_06: 31:10

Uh but we got to get a little brace breakeries, and then uh I'd put some fucking barbacoa inside that little tubi biscuit.

SPEAKER_04: 31:19

We'll be right back. Really up the production value on this one. Here's your chance. You can have a nice blizzard for this five. See that girl at the cash register, it's the Dairy Queen. Take my money, cunt. Friday night and the lights are low. Gonna let my blizzy show where they play, getting in the swing. I want a dairy king. You know that I'm just that guy. Like a frosty with some fries. That is Wendy's not where we are.

SPEAKER_24: 32:38

Wendy Dairy Queen.

SPEAKER_04: 32:42

When when you get the chance, you order Dairy Queen, young and sweet with that chick, she's seven teens. Statutory, right? Dairy Queen can't be beat. Come on, Charlie, she knows you can dance and you can jive. Just give that bitch your last five. Ooh, see that girl behind the scenes, she's working at Derry Queen.

SPEAKER_07: 33:31

You're a teaser, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 33:35

Give me some extra toppings. Not some of those moose droppings. I want some more caramel, more little chocolate on my extra petty. And when you get the chance, I'd like my change back. And it's a dairy queen, young and sweet, oh man, she's seventeen. Don't tell your mom. Dairy Queen. Feel the beat, and it's oh yeah, it's mean. Oh yeah! You can dance. You can jive. You just used up my last five. See that girl behind the counter swerks the dairy queen? Can we hang out later? Ha ha ha ha! Dairy Queen. So I have to pay for this blizzard or do I get it on my house, if you know what I mean? What time's your mom and dad go to bed? Uh yeah? Sweet. Can I get your snap? Ha ha! That's totally six-seven. I'll call you later.

SPEAKER_22: 35:18

You suck. Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast. It's every day with Johnny J, baby. Listen, you don't keep listening, I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole. Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04: 35:42

Hey, hope you enjoyed that fucking train wreck of a fucking perv shit.

SPEAKER_06: 35:48

Yeah, Jay is now being uh investigated by the FBI right now.

SPEAKER_04: 35:51

Like a fucking dateline NBC dude's about to walk in. Uh hey Jay, so what are you so what were you planning on doing tonight? I don't know, just hanging out, you know. Were you here to meet somebody? Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06: 36:08

Yeah, we had dairy quiet earlier. It was nice. Had me a blizzard. What kind of blizzard do you get? Do you get blizzard?

SPEAKER_04: 36:15

Do you go to dairy quit often? I don't know them very as well. I don't know them well enough.

unknown: 36:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_06: 36:19

I don't know if you like cheesecake. Oh, well, let me ask let me ask you this. Uh, like when you go to any ice cream place. Peanut butter. Peanut butter, okay.

SPEAKER_04: 36:27

Peanut butter or cheesecake.

SPEAKER_06: 36:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 36:30

Yeah, dude. No joke. If I go to Big Dipp, one day Big Dipper had peanut butter ice cream, it was their special ice cream. So I got a peanut butter cup, Reese's PCs, and Butterfinger Flurry in peanut butter ice cream. Holy shit, that's a peanut butter overload. Dude, I love peanut butter, man.

SPEAKER_06: 36:50

Dude, that sounds good.

SPEAKER_04: 36:51

Dude, no joke. I've been craving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. So I have peanut butter and jelly overlay.

SPEAKER_06: 36:55

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. That fucking magician from Sesame Street.

SPEAKER_04: 37:01

Oh, ala peanut butter sandwiches.

SPEAKER_06: 37:05

Or something what he says. I don't know. But anyway.

SPEAKER_04: 37:07

That's a deep cut. I see him. That's a that's a blue, and he's got a red.

SPEAKER_06: 37:11

Yeah, that's a deep cut fucking sesame street. Can you find out? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 37:16

Ala peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He's a magician, right? Yeah. There he is. This guy, right? Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_15: 37:34

And now we present the magnificent mystifying magic of the most magnificent mystifying magician in the entire world. Here he is, the amazing monk bur.

SPEAKER_12: 37:47

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. And now, if I might have some volunteer from the audience to come up and assist me, he looks like the boyfriend of Dorothy and the Gold Girls.

SPEAKER_04: 38:03

Oh, handling stand, yeah.

SPEAKER_12: 38:05

This first trick has to do with cookies. Cookie.

SPEAKER_18: 38:09

Cookies.

SPEAKER_12: 38:15

Here are the biggest.

SPEAKER_07: 38:16

Excuse me, lady. Excuse me, lady. Oh god, good.

SPEAKER_12: 38:23

Thank you so much, yes. And now observe as I, the amazing monfold. And say the magic word. Oh that amazing. No, that terrible word of cookies, my messages. Wave my magic wand and say the magic word. All our peanut butter sandwiches.

SPEAKER_07: 39:00

Oh boy, dog, boy, oh boy, good, good.

SPEAKER_12: 39:03

Thank you. Oh no. Wave my magic wand and say the magic word. Wave cookie monster.

SPEAKER_06: 39:13

I love the existential crisis cookie monsters have.

SPEAKER_04: 39:20

Why does why does Cookie Monster remind me of Ogre from fucking? Give me the time I had to do it. Dude, I never did.

SPEAKER_07: 39:30

No pistachio sandwiches. Oh apple jelly butter. Oh well.

SPEAKER_06: 39:41

Cookieboxer is gluttonous. Cookie monster was like one of my favorites, dude. Dude, everybody, dude, Cookie Boster's the dude, man. I was a big like Ernie guy.

unknown: 39:52

Ernie?

SPEAKER_06: 39:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 39:53

Ernie was funny as shit, dude.

SPEAKER_06: 39:55

I love how he just pissed off fucking bird on.

SPEAKER_04: 39:57

Dude, let's see some fucking video. Dude, we're going Sesame Street.

SPEAKER_05: 40:11

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_06: 40:16

Oh, when the internet was pure. Let me just say that. Newground. Oh my god, dude. Everybody, listen, I know a lot of the new ground stuff is still up there, so like on YouTube.

SPEAKER_04: 40:26

We wanted to do an episode.

SPEAKER_06: 40:28

We do, yeah. I I know we've maybe watched it before, but dude.

SPEAKER_04: 40:31

We have watched like retarded animal babies.

SPEAKER_06: 40:33

Oh, retarded animal babies.

SPEAKER_04: 40:35

Remember the TRL live that we watched that we laughed our ass off? Oh, yeah. And it was like some 41 floating in a pooled or something like that. Yeah, I remember that.

SPEAKER_06: 40:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 40:45

Alright, let's watch some funny birdie moves. Shit. Dude, Sesame Street was amazing.

SPEAKER_06: 40:50

You know who else I really liked in Sesame Street? Was the uh Martians. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, aww haw awha. Radio. Radio. Don't know why, but I fucking love those guys.

SPEAKER_23: 41:03

Bird.

SPEAKER_06: 41:07

Just watch a compilation of that.

SPEAKER_03: 41:08

What is it going, rubber ducky? Is that so? He's masturbating.

SPEAKER_18: 41:17

Is that what he was doing back there?

SPEAKER_03: 41:21

Well, I I I take it from your tone of voice, you're not feeling terrifically happy today. You know what this is?

SPEAKER_04: 41:27

Spongebob and Squidward. It kinda is.

SPEAKER_26: 41:29

It's kind of that that's a big thing. I take it from your tone of voice, Ernie, that you are feeling terrifically happy today.

SPEAKER_06: 41:36

Bert Ernie paved the way for Tommy Boy and every other thing. Yeah, like the buddy cop. Dude, I would watch a whole movie about Bert Ernie on an adventure.

SPEAKER_03: 41:45

Can I humbly?

SPEAKER_06: 41:46

Like if we had a s we needed a spit-off just of these two.

unknown: 41:49

Doo-de-doo kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_05: 41:56

Do I feel wonderful?

SPEAKER_26: 42:00

Do I feel bad?

SPEAKER_05: 42:05

I feel like smiling. Let me give you a retro, Bert.

SPEAKER_26: 42:09

I feel like getting bad.

SPEAKER_04: 42:13

I feel so good. I'm laughing. These motherfuckers didn't have a job or nothing. Yeah, these guys are just living off government cheese like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06: 42:24

I'm thirsty. I remember this one. Oh, the in the bed? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 42:34

Am I thirsty? Am I thirsty? Oh, Ernie.

SPEAKER_26: 42:40

Ernie, if you're so thirsty, why don't you just get up and get yourself a glass of water?

SPEAKER_03: 42:44

Well, because Brent, I'm so tired. The only thing I am more than tired is thirsty.

SPEAKER_06: 42:55

He meets thirsty as it he wants to fuck. Thirsty. Alright, alright, alright. They push their beds together.

SPEAKER_05: 43:05

Would you do that for me, Bert? Who'd you fucking for? I'm so thirsty.

SPEAKER_03: 43:08

What a nice guy, Bird is.

SPEAKER_05: 43:09

Why don't you dump your load inside me, Bert? Come on, Bert. Come on, Bert, fuck me, Bird. Come on, give me the squirt bird. Give me the squirt bird.

SPEAKER_26: 43:17

Thank you, Bert. Yes, yes, of course you do.

SPEAKER_03: 43:21

Very nice of you, Bert.

SPEAKER_26: 43:22

Very nice of you. Good night.

SPEAKER_03: 43:28

Oh my.

SPEAKER_26: 43:42

Alright, alright, alright. One more glass of water. One more glass of water. Yes, yes, just one though.

SPEAKER_03: 43:50

Give me a wound up bird. Oh my. So nice. Can you take care of a little hurdy birdie, little hiring bird?

SPEAKER_26: 43:58

Just give it just couple, bird. Here, here. I brought you one glass of water, and this is the other one. So one and one mega two. So this is your second glass of water, okay?

SPEAKER_03: 44:07

Wonderful.

SPEAKER_26: 44:08

Okay, now good night.

SPEAKER_03: 44:08

Thank you, Bird.

SPEAKER_26: 44:10

Really appreciate that, Bird. Sure.

SPEAKER_03: 44:19

Give you back shots now.

SPEAKER_04: 44:28

I'd punch that motherfucker right in the goddamn grill, dude.

SPEAKER_06: 44:32

I think he's Bert's got I think Bert's got uh What is it when you drink when when you're really thirsty all the time? You got diabetes.

SPEAKER_26: 44:41

Now listen to me. Yeah, Ernie's got diabetes. Alright, yeah, but you won't say, you won't say, boy, am I thirsty again. Then why you certainly right now.

SPEAKER_03: 44:52

Just give me a glass. Okay. Okay. Thank you very much, Bert.

SPEAKER_04: 44:55

Oh, Bert.

SPEAKER_03: 44:56

Did I splash in his face and then punch it in the nose?

SPEAKER_04: 44:59

I didn't have a fucking head with a tiny knock this head. I smashed his head in with a fucking lamp.

SPEAKER_26: 45:05

Alright, now listen. Listen. This, this here, see, this is the third glass of water I've bringing, okay? That's true. And the last one, because I brought you two, and this one, this one makes three. Two and one makes three. Here, take it. Alright. Thank you, good night, Ernie.

SPEAKER_03: 45:22

Three glasses of water. Well, after three glasses of water, I certainly won't say am I thirsty. I should hope not.

SPEAKER_06: 45:28

Maybe Sesame Street got some sort of like additives in the water that's not really healthy. It's got lead. Lead in the water.

SPEAKER_03: 45:36

Dream, but that is good.

SPEAKER_06: 45:37

He actually actually gave up like soda. Which makes you thirstier. Salt water. Salt water.

SPEAKER_03: 45:47

Was I thirsty? Was I thirsty?

SPEAKER_06: 46:06

I would kill that motherfucker. What a body.

SPEAKER_03: 47:07

What do you sell? Like the number eight like the number eight, like an eight ball. He says eight balls. He sounds crack.

SPEAKER_25: 47:28

What's that?

SPEAKER_06: 47:35

Oh knee high park.

SPEAKER_24: 47:46

It's a Chappelle show.

SPEAKER_04: 47:47

I like it. Yeah, I saw it.

SPEAKER_23: 47:51

Hey!

SPEAKER_22: 47:54

Fuck you two.

SPEAKER_04: 47:57

See if you can find the whole thing. See if you can find the whole thing. Oh, damn it.

SPEAKER_06: 48:02

There's part one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09: 48:06

Look, it's Dangle. And hey, you're Chris Rock.

SPEAKER_13: 48:11

It's Dang's Michelle, but close enough.

SPEAKER_09: 48:14

Where are you guys going?

SPEAKER_13: 48:15

Well, Dangle's not feeling well, so I'm taking him to the doctor.

SPEAKER_09: 48:19

What's wrong, Dangle?

SPEAKER_13: 48:20

Actually, it's my penis.

SPEAKER_19: 48:32

I have what's known as a venereal disease.

SPEAKER_09: 48:35

How did you get it?

SPEAKER_19: 48:36

From fucking. I got so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere.

SPEAKER_09: 48:43

What's the sickness called?

SPEAKER_13: 48:45

I'm not sure, Robert. That's why we're going to the doctor. There's a lot of different kinds of penis sicknesses out there. Isn't that right, Q2?

SPEAKER_20: 48:53

That's right, Dave. All kinds. Sex isn't wrong, but you gotta be right. If you're hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight. Listen up, kids, cuz I am.

SPEAKER_04: 49:08

She's part of a tribe called Quadsion. That's Q T. Used to sing vibrant thing. Remember that?

SPEAKER_20: 49:16

Don't take it from me.

SPEAKER_21: 49:19

I'm gonoria, and that's a fact. If you can't say that, then call me Pat. I wait in genital just like a trap. And burn up lovers like bacon fat.

SPEAKER_02: 49:38

Oh hello Dave Jafelle. Haven't seen you for a while.

SPEAKER_13: 49:44

Dirty motherfuck. Dirty mother.

SPEAKER_19: 50:10

This thing is a free.

SPEAKER_02: 50:17

I'll stay with you to be. You won't see me every day. But every two years I'll complain. Hey, that's right. Don't care for me tonight. I won't go without the fight. I'm the Herpie. The Herpy. See an L mother.

SPEAKER_13: 50:39

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02: 50:41

Wow, life is hard.

SPEAKER_13: 50:43

It's not Lisa. Alright, look. If you just remember to keep your genitals out of harm's way, don't chase money, and refrain from living.

SPEAKER_04: 50:51

See, this is the end of it. You'll be a win. It's not even a beginning.

SPEAKER_06: 50:54

Yeah!

SPEAKER_04: 50:56

That's weird, yeah, because it's not even the beginning. Because it starts with that puppet in the second one. Okay, go down to that one. Wait, which one's that? It's all it's all drugs to me. Kids, there are a lot of double standards about drugs and stuff. He just took he just took a needle.

SPEAKER_10: 51:25

Kids, it's time to keep it real. Life is hard, and I can't deal. I know it looks a certain way, but people get high every day.

SPEAKER_16: 51:43

Some people do it with cigarette smoking. Others treat their headaches with ID propen. Your grandpa talks about self-respect and dandy takes drugs to keep this correct. But it's all drugs to me.

SPEAKER_15: 52:05

It's all drugs to me. It jumps kicking in kits. Feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty kits rubbing my balls as I speed, speed, speed all over the wall.

SPEAKER_16: 53:01

You see, kids always throw away in trash.

SPEAKER_04: 53:10

Then that goes to the first one. After that go the top one that we were watching first. Then it goes to this. Yep, that's it, because he comes back up with the fucking shit in his head. The soaker.

SPEAKER_23: 53:25

Hey!

SPEAKER_09: 53:26

Stinky did wrong!

SPEAKER_01: 53:28

Fuck you two.

SPEAKER_09: 53:30

Oh, Stinky.

SPEAKER_01: 53:32

Besides living in a trash can and having a syringe large in my fucking head, nothing, I guess. Well, your parents anyway.

SPEAKER_20: 53:39

My mommy and daddy are at work.

SPEAKER_01: 53:42

Oh yeah? Well, me, I gave up working a long time ago.

SPEAKER_20: 53:45

Don't give up, Stinky. My dad says if you never give up and work hard, all your dreams will come true.

SPEAKER_01: 53:52

That's the gayest shit I ever heard.

SPEAKER_00: 53:58

I don't believe your papi may be rich, but he ain't happy. Tells you about work that you want to be him. But when's the last time you got to see? He works hard. Why? So you can go out and buy a bunch of shit that you don't need. Driven by your punk ass host and greed. That's why I say fuck it. For the first time in my life, I'ma finally free. No mention for me. I said fuck it. No brand new Humbie. I say fuck it.

SPEAKER_09: 54:46

But you'll get no pussy.

SPEAKER_00: 54:50

Fuck it. You don't understand. Is I make love to my hand. So I don't need you, honey. I beat my dick like it owes me money. That's right. I said, fuck it. If you excuse me, I'm going to make me a nice PCs sandwich.

SPEAKER_06: 55:18

That's funny, dude.

SPEAKER_04: 55:19

So good, dude. Yeah, Dave Chappelle came out with it, dude, and it was oh dude, it was awesome. Those are two uh DVDs I won't ever get rid of. Because I got both seasons of Dave Chappelle.

SPEAKER_06: 55:31

I'd rather just watch a whole show about like this.

SPEAKER_04: 55:34

That's what I'm saying, dude. It's awesome. But dude, a lot of his shit was so dude. See if he can find See if we can find the fucking Tupac's lyrics for two futures. Oh dude. I love this. Oh my god, dude. Yes. Yeah. The song's 94. I made this song in 94.

SPEAKER_11: 56:05

Is that in Tupac?

SPEAKER_04: 56:14

A puddin' stain on a back.

SPEAKER_11: 56:16

Listen close as life turns its pages. Machiavelli here kicking rhymes for the ages. See things in stages. Wise words spoken by stages. From Sky till the Black Mary pages. Yo who don't fade it, we'll make you buses pay us. Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas. I wrote this song a long time ago. What's the dopest song I ever wrote in 94?

unknown: 56:48

What the dude? But have the people voted for George W.

SPEAKER_23: 56:54

Broke George W.

SPEAKER_11: 56:55

Never heard of him. Cause he's a snitch. I'm talking about George W. U. Smith from City Council. He ran in 93 out in Oakland. You probably didn't hear about him. I wrote this song in 94. How am I doing this? Look around the club, see everyone in the place. Showing pop love and a smile on my face. The girl in the mini skirt has bad taste, cause the shirt don't match. It's to put a stain on the back. What the fuck is that? Mikey doo-doo! You bought a gin and tonic, but you didn't even tip. And if you hit this table one more time, then the record might skip, might skip. I told you. Stop hitting the tape. Stop hitting the table.

SPEAKER_05: 58:16

Go home.

SPEAKER_11: 58:23

Wave Sigole had to do a beer. Wave for Age Chappelle had two kids. Two pot rest of peace.

SPEAKER_06: 58:38

Dude, I love dude. The Chappelle show is so good. I wish Dave Chappelle just came out with a new uh a new uh comedy special, too.

SPEAKER_04: 58:45

I know, dude. I wish he could have got I wish he would have gone with like stay with Dave Chappelle. Started the Chappelle show, man. Dude, him is like when he marries Oprah is one of my all-time favorites. I still like uh the black white supremacist. That's uh Clayton Bigsby. Oh, dude, the Samuel Jackson one.

SPEAKER_18: 59:05

This one, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 59:06

You ever watch this?

SPEAKER_18: 59:07

I'll have a Scotch on the rocks.

SPEAKER_21: 59:09

I'll have a Samuel Adams. I'll have a Samuel Jackson. That's Bill Burr. Bill Burr, yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 59:15

I'll have a Samuel Jackson too. Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03: 59:19

Three Samuel Jacksons coming right up.

SPEAKER_14: 59:23

Good mother choice. Samuel Jackson mean painstakingly by me. Samuel L. Jackson. It'll get you drunk. You'll be fine, girls, in no time. You might even fight a dude. How's it taste, mother? No, I can't stop yelling, because that's how I talk! You ain't never seen my movies. That was a good one. They ate me! Chappelle Show!

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:05

So good!

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:06

I love it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:07

Samuel Jackson! Dude, I like I like Chappelle Show because he said everything that we were like we wanted to say. It's like, oh okay. Okay. And the song was so like, I don't know, man. Like fucking his skits and shit and everything they I don't know. He was so good. It was so good. He's a guy who just like for most. It works for us. It just doesn't work for the fucking label. Or it's fucking like for Comedy Central. Like, no. Have we ever listened to War of Ages? War of Ages? And Dominus is our number one song. Dominus. Dominus. It looked like fucking Amana Marsha. I like that.

SPEAKER_17: 1:02:14

You don't think it's the perfect dog? Oh, I like that.com. I bet you profit that bugs the Christian.

SPEAKER_06: 1:02:38

It's like Christian metal? It is, dude. Is it really Christian metal?

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:44

That's badass.

SPEAKER_06: 1:02:52

See if I went to a church that played this shit, I go to that church every weekend.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:06

Well that makes sense. That's why Demon Hunter is one of the related artists in Confessions of a Traitor. What's Confessions of a Traitor, dude? Confessions of a Traitor. Peacekeepers are number one song.

SPEAKER_17: 1:03:25

Take back your promises. You trust the life.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:35

They were pretty good.

SPEAKER_06: 1:03:39

It's the same label too.

SPEAKER_04: 1:04:10

Looks like old James Hetfield. I like that dun dun dun dun dun.

SPEAKER_17: 1:04:32

We ride by the god.

SPEAKER_07: 1:04:44

Where is your god now? Oh wait.

unknown: 1:04:50

God, I did to do.

SPEAKER_17: 1:04:54

I may don't do. I pray myself. I pray for signs. But I've got a stuff, but I'll fire my head for a fire eyes.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:07

Tough eyes. Funny we go to like right to religious ones. Alright, so let's alright, let's go with John Candy and we're gonna see what's related to them. Um the first one on there is Delta Hate.

SPEAKER_06: 1:06:53

Where are we going from here? We'll we'll maybe a little two-step.

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:06

They must be doing remodeling.

SPEAKER_06: 1:07:11

No, this is the part of E.T. where they're they're taking the it's like E.T. E.T.

SPEAKER_17: 1:07:17

Uh is that you would take my guy.

SPEAKER_06: 1:07:55

Jeeves escapy, they're not very good at this. These guys are not very good kidnappers. Were they just hanging out in the car waiting for her to leave? Did the guy just spit out the sparkles? I like that.

SPEAKER_17: 1:08:37

Why did I tell this why did you have to kill the goddess of my side?

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:58

I got one more, dude. Terminal sleep, death therapy.

SPEAKER_06: 1:09:07

Sounds good.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:08

Yes, and there is a female, and I'm not sure exactly what she does, but hopefully she sings. Holy shit, dude, that looks fucking nasty.

SPEAKER_06: 1:10:42

This is a prob.

SPEAKER_04: 1:10:48

I can't believe he showed up. But he here, Davey Jones.

SPEAKER_18: 1:10:55

Davey Jones!

SPEAKER_06: 1:10:57

Carol. Look what you Well, that's all we got, Tamo today. And we're done. We are done. So guys, we are so happy you have uh you kept listening all these years. You're here, and uh nothing nothing really more to say other than uh Jay, anything new to add. No. No.

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:20

Thank you, everybody, but that's pretty much about it.

SPEAKER_06: 1:11:22

Yeah, we're way all we're over time, so we'll see you guys next week. I'm Job Record.

SPEAKER_04: 1:11:27

And I'm Jason Sherger. Peace. Later, bitch.