SPEAKER_07: 0:01

In a world drowning in boredom, two heroes rise from the ashes with nothing but microphones. An extremely poor decision. Making skills. They faced danger. They faced chaos. They faced absolutely no consequences. For anything they're about to say.

SPEAKER_03: 1:54

Like I was telling John 208, that means we've been doing this for four fucking years, dude. My God.

SPEAKER_25: 2:03

Really?

SPEAKER_03: 2:03

That's fast.

SPEAKER_25: 2:04

That's crazy. It doesn't feel like four years we've been doing this. But if you are still here after all this time, I thank you. We thank you. We appreciate it.

SPEAKER_03: 2:14

This is gonna be our last episode because Ohio State won uh uh won against Michigan for the first time since we started this.

SPEAKER_25: 2:23

That's right. And it's it feels good to be on this podcast to talk about the victory.

SPEAKER_03: 2:28

No, I'm not just kidding about the the victory, but I'm I am just kidding about uh this being our last one.

SPEAKER_25: 2:34

Oh, yeah. This we'll we'll go till the wheels fall off, till something dies. Not say us dying, but like something mechanical. But yes, Ohio State defeated our our trivals, the Michigan Wolverines. Thank God, if I believe 47 to 9. And I'll say this, it's like you know, it started off shaky though. It was a little shaky, and I'm just like, so Michigan rips off a huge run to start the game. I'm like, oh boy, oh here we go again, and then they get a field goal, and I'm like, okay, well, that's good. And then like the second play of Ohio State, Julius Sayant throws a fucking pick. I'm like, oh boy, oh boy, here we go. But Michigan couldn't muster anything, they couldn't muster fucking shit. Because Ohio State's defense. Michigan's offense is is duty cheeks anyway, let's be real. Like, there was no way on earth, even if they had that one running back, there was no way. It would have been maybe a little bit closer for a little bit longer, but Michigan, the dude Bryce Underwood is so under he's under underwhelming. They they paid that dude so much money, but he hasn't developed nada. And I'm talking, and I'm just trying to be unbiased here. Dude, dude, I don't I don't know. I can I I I can see him transferring to be honest with you. But that's just me. Ohio State controlled the line of scrimmage pretty much the whole fucking game. They had what, an 18-play drive for 11 minutes. 11, 12 minutes.

SPEAKER_03: 4:13

That is was it? Yeah, it was 18 plays, yeah.

SPEAKER_25: 4:16

That is a section. That is called controlling the line of scrimmage. And I think all of those plays were run plays, if I remember correctly, most of them were at least 17, 18 of them. Most of them were run plays.

SPEAKER_03: 4:29

Jackson was fucking on fire, dude. Bo Jackson is a merchant.

SPEAKER_25: 4:32

Dude, Bo Jackson was running like a man who somebody owed him money. That's that's what how, dude. That was the best guy. I think that's because he's black. I no, he could be a like a bookie or something. They're not all primarily black people.

SPEAKER_03: 4:50

I would say he's running like there's a sweet old white lady with a purse down the field.

SPEAKER_25: 4:59

He just wants to help her cross the street, right? That's what you mean by that?

SPEAKER_03: 5:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_25: 5:02

Oh cross the goal line. Cross the goal line. Uh Bo Jackson probably played, I think he played his best game as an Ohio State Buck guy. His vision was great, his cutbacks were superb. Oh, do you chukin him out of his shooting? It's the you know, the superstars emerged, you know. Uh Julius Sand played great outside of that one pick. Uh it was great to see Cardinal Tate back and healthy. Uh and uh Jeremiah Smith was just do what Jeremiah Smith thinks. That route he ran on that fourth down to score that touchdown, that was gross. He got held too, but that didn't get called. Uh the refs were very poor in this game, by the way. Not to take away from the victory, but they were not the greatest. But you know, it's the stars that merged when they needed to. Of course, the defense was the defense. Ohio State's got the sickest. Now they gotta, now they're probably gonna play their best offense they've played against all season. And we'll see if their defense is as advertised. But it's Indiana though. Like, I still can't help but thinking, like, is Indiana like a national power now? Like, it's so crazy.

SPEAKER_03: 6:14

You gotta look at the they're well coached, though. I'll give them a lot. Look at the look at the stats, though. Uh huh. Holding Purdue to three points. Scoring 56. I mean, that's ridiculous, dude. We didn't know like what worries me is that we didn't do that.

SPEAKER_25: 6:29

See, but the thing is though, you gotta take context into consideration where where Indiana keeps their starters in a really long time. Ohio State was playing where they were playing backups like almost in the second quarter, they were playing backups, and into the third quarter. So Ohio State, and you gotta think of this. Ohio State plays a very methodical style of offense. They they have the least amount of plays per game versus Indiana, who's probably one of the quicker teams. So Ohio State could score 60 if they wanted to, but they don't. They play very slow, methodical, that just like a bow constrictor. They just slowly crush the life out of you. And they lean heavily on the defense, so they don't need a lot of possessions to win the game. So it's it's a very it's like I said, you know, it's like I just look at common opponents, you have to kind of look at the context of the game itself. Ohio State, I guess they like in a in a given year, Ohio State will play technically based on the amount of snaps, like two less games than Indiana, based upon snaps, snap count, or or any other high-powered offense like that. So Ohio State is still the eighth best scoring offense in the country, and they've they've ran the least amount of plays. So that tells you that their offense is one of the most efficient offenses because when they do have the ball, they score. Ohio State don't putt a whole lot. Ohio State either scores touchdowns or field goals, so they do a lot with what the possessions they have. Now, is there gonna be a game where maybe they need to pick up the tempo a bit? Perhaps, but I think they're gonna lean heavily on their defense to just choke the life out of Indiana and into the playoff. So if Ohio State's gonna get into a track meet, that means their defense let them down horribly. And I've not seen there hasn't been a lot of cracks in that armor, you know, per se. They they do bend a little bit here and there, but they do, they just clamp, they adjust well.

SPEAKER_03: 8:23

My only thing is that my concern is that Purdue only scored a field goal. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like that they that Indiana's defense stepped up so well that Purdue's only scored a field goal. Like, that's it. So like it's I don't know, man. It makes me nervous. Didn't we hold Purdue to a field goal too? Did we? I think we we only held him to a field. If anything, it was I think I could be wrong. You might you used you got to watch them. I haven't got to watch them all year, so no, it was ten. It was a field goal. Oh, so I mean pretty close, but we held Wisconsin to nothing. Minnesota to a field goal, which is that's tough.

SPEAKER_25: 9:13

Yeah, Purdue scored a garbage type touchdown of the fourth quarter. So that was against like third and five.

SPEAKER_03: 9:18

Fucking powerhouse scrambling state didn't score a goddamn thing. We scored 70.

SPEAKER_25: 9:26

Yeah, and I think if I remember this game correctly, like we were, like I said, Ohio State just fucking they they just Illinois scored the most on us this year, which was 16. 16 points. And I and I think they got a late garbage type touchdown, too.

SPEAKER_03: 9:39

Uh oh yeah, that was a championship. Okay, I'm going past. Yeah, it by the way, that buckeye swag song is so fucking good. I didn't realize that's what it was called. I like to rap over that shit.

SPEAKER_25: 10:05

That'd be cool. That'd be sweet.

SPEAKER_03: 10:11

I wonder if they have one. Do you think they have like a buckeye swag? Buckeye swag hip hop beat?

SPEAKER_25: 10:15

Buckeye swag hip hop? Like a rap song.

SPEAKER_03: 10:18

Oh man, like a hip-hop B, dude? That'd be fucking legit.

SPEAKER_18: 10:26

I'm sure somebody has done this before. Okay, this is the top one.

SPEAKER_20: 10:40

This is just what they expected. The Toto Remix!

SPEAKER_03: 10:44

Oh, that's nasty.

SPEAKER_20: 10:56

It's one of these, it's one of these, it's one of these. We got to put them on. The four two is rockin', the whole city jumpin', and I don't think they call it squacking up. Swag on em when they put the pants on them. See them big boys coming with them face masks on 'em. Hit it'll do damage again. So together we're fan with the best damn.

SPEAKER_03: 12:01

A little bit.

SPEAKER_25: 12:06

Interesting.

SPEAKER_03: 12:07

I like the drumline shit in the back. But I love Buckeye swag, dude.

SPEAKER_18: 12:19

FBA.

SPEAKER_25: 12:20

Remember one of the first Ohio State rap songs I ever heard? It was called Welcome to Buckeye City. And I and I don't remember where I heard it at. It's like, Welcome to Buckeye City. Welcome to Buckeye City.

SPEAKER_03: 12:33

I don't think I've heard that.

SPEAKER_25: 12:34

Uh uh, I I I've probably played it before, but I was like, oh man, dude, somebody made a rap song about Ohio State. I thought I remember looking for a song around 2002 after the after they won the championship that year, and I found it. I was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03: 12:50

If we got back together in band, we should do it, redo it. We call it Buckeye Gag, choke on these nuts.

SPEAKER_25: 12:58

Dude, that's fucking hilarious. Oh, but you know what my so it's fucking funny, and this just proves the loser mentality that Michigan has. Is that those those dudes gathered at their M, at their block M in the center of the field after the game, and waited for some sort of fight. They wanted a fight. And they had to have just they had to have talked about that.

SPEAKER_03: 13:25

Dude, I love yeah, I was about to get to that. Dude, I didn't he cracked me out like as he jumped to dot.

SPEAKER_25: 13:31

Brutus did everything that listen, it's just a microcosm of Brutus X' the M in the end zone. And it's funny because Michigan never saw the end zone.

SPEAKER_24: 13:42

They write script ohio and then he dotted it.

SPEAKER_25: 13:46

Was fucking hilarious, dude. Dude, that shit. You're gonna see you're going to see that image of Brutus fucking Xing out the fucking M in the snow with the with the script Ohio there. It's that's gonna be a legend. There's gonna be two legendary images coming from this version of the game. It's gonna be Brutus, and it's gonna be all the Ohio State players celebrating with the fans, sitting like kings in the stands of the biggest.

SPEAKER_03: 14:14

Like when he jumps and fucking Duntsy ILF my ass off.

SPEAKER_24: 14:19

It's so good.

SPEAKER_03: 14:20

So he just walks around, jump.

SPEAKER_25: 14:23

Emphatic. I love it. And then they have to come out and scrape or scrape it off, dude. And Bruce, like, no, I love uh Gus Johnson goes, he's 60 years old, everybody. He's like, Yeah, he's an old man, he's C dial, he doesn't know what he's doing.

SPEAKER_03: 14:38

That's just like I love like I said, it's people were getting pissed, but it's like I told people today, I said, You getting pissed at a mascot. It's like getting pissed at a fucking comedian for making a joke. See, I'm okay.

SPEAKER_25: 14:50

Even if if Michigan had a live mascot doing stuff like that, I they mascots do shit like that all the time.

SPEAKER_03: 14:56

You know what? I will give some Michigan fans credit, dude, on a post of Brutus, because somebody butt her post, but uh Brutus doing what he did is more disrespectful than the flag or whatever. No, it isn't. Yeah, so it's not so a bunch of Michigan fans got on go, I fucking hate Ohio State, but that shit was funny. Like a lot of Michigan fans are on the street.

SPEAKER_25: 15:20

Mascots do tons of shit like that.

SPEAKER_03: 15:22

Dude, mascots are supposed to be mischievous. Yeah, they're supposed to be mischievous.

SPEAKER_25: 15:26

That's a stupid elf on the shelf shit. Yeah, that's a great way to describe it. If Michigan had a mascot and they were doing goofy stuff on the field, I hell, we've had mascots come and do stuff to us, you know, to our stuff, you know, whatever. It's like it had that's what their job's like.

SPEAKER_03: 15:43

Remember the Indianapolis Colts mascot like pying people in the face? Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, just randomly doing that.

SPEAKER_25: 15:50

Yeah, that's what they fucking do. Yeah, that's their job, is to just get people engaged. That's really all now. It wasn't a player that now if it was a player scraping their fucking shit across the M, I really wouldn't be in favor of that. But it the mascot's fair game. I think any mascot doing goofy stuff like that, it's it's fine by me. It wouldn't bug me that way.

SPEAKER_03: 16:10

What would have been funny is if Michigan did have a mascot and they come running over and tackled.

SPEAKER_25: 16:15

That would have been hilarious, though. It was like a brawl of. Yeah, it's happened before, though. That shit's happened. It'd be hilarious. That would have been funny. There's nothing wrong with that. I just I just think it's I just think it's funny.

SPEAKER_03: 16:28

It's just it's like when baseball has mustard and ketchup racing each other.

SPEAKER_25: 16:34

Um it's it's again like I I want to put this I want to put this in in my upstairs. It's just that image of the Ohio State f celebrating with our fans in the big house, looking like fucking kings, and all those Michigan players on their M looking at them celebrating like they were the Grinch, looking cold in the snow, looking puzzling and puzzled. You know, they came without packages or boxes or bags. Because they didn't come and fight him. They had to premeditate that. Like, listen, we're gonna protect this M. It's like, well, if you fought so hard to protect that M, maybe you should have fought a little bit harder to protect the M's in the end zones. That's what that's it's just it's loser, just loser mentality. It's like they headbutt referees and they they they make flops, you know, they flop to try to get fucking penalties and they untie shoes and they the communications went out on the Ohio State sideline. Tell me there isn't some fucking funny misses going on there. Yeah, I've never seen that happen. It's interesting how does the communications were all sudden, they just poofed out. Yeah, about what is that, the fourth quarter? Yeah, those are like the third, third, end of the almost the end of the third quarter, fourth quarter. Kind of interesting. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but you know, a team that's been that got tagged for 30 million dollars and and fines for cheating kind of makes you wonder. So I don't know. Uh, Dave Portnoy is the prime example of loser Michigan mentality. This dude is the fucking worst. Listen, I don't like Desmond Howard, and I don't like Charles Woodson, but I respect them because number one, they play football at a high level, and they played in this game and won at a high level. So I don't like them, but I have to respect them because they've played in this game. Dave Portnoy is that typical frat boy, doesn't know shit about football person. And the fact that Fox Fox big dude takes that dude and tries to do a Pat McAfee and put him on the field as if he has any fucking clue what he's talking about. He doesn't, he has no idea, doesn't know ball, doesn't know football worth of shit, doesn't know anything. And is and he's trying to just rile up Ohio State people, and I get it, that's his job. People want to tune in and see what he says. I don't, I don't listen. But they dude, I don't know. I don't give credence to that. I don't tune in to big dude because of that. So fuck him. But they he streamed, he streamed him and this other guy from Barstool, this bigger guy, I'm not sure. I don't pay attention to any of these guys. He's an Ohio State fan, and he predicted this.

SPEAKER_03: 19:18

I like Pat McAfee though. I don't buy Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee chose Ohio State. Dude, you see his shit? No, I didn't see Pat McDonald. Oh man. I like Pat McAfee. Look up Pat McAfee's fucking like his choosing. Oh man, dude. For the game? Yeah. Oh, it was awesome.

SPEAKER_18: 19:42

Yep, there it is.

SPEAKER_03: 19:45

I love Pat McAfee. I'm not gonna lie. I'll look Dave Pornoy's a few.

SPEAKER_18: 19:49

I fucking hate this guy.

SPEAKER_25: 19:54

Why is he shirtless? He was a shirtless for the choice and all the time.

SPEAKER_06: 19:59

Trophy winner, Desmond Howard, and Pat McAfee.

SPEAKER_17: 20:06

I called McAfee. It's gonna be a hectic 24 hours, guys, for all these dominoes to fall. We don't root it's warm. We like anything warm right now?

SPEAKER_19: 20:18

The players came up to me in the locker room after the game and said, Yeah, it wasn't this, it was Hutch.

SPEAKER_03: 20:22

Hutchinson was right beside him, so this wasn't we played a mass off after that.

SPEAKER_19: 20:27

So you gotta there it is.

SPEAKER_06: 20:32

I haven't been up here in two years. Give me uh South Carolina.

SPEAKER_11: 20:47

You talk about is it third, huh? Oh, you were running a minute, dude.

SPEAKER_01: 20:55

Against the blitz. The question I have is it 37? Is it third nine when guys like this contender coach? I don't know how to stake back in the day.

SPEAKER_17: 21:06

It still wears a mixed carry. I'm the only one up here that doesn't have any allegiances to this game. I would like to let everybody know that I'm bummed out about this. This is special. I mean, you're talking about a multi-billion dollar network deal strictly because this game exists between Ohio State and Michigan. It has been an honor to be a part of all of it. It's been 2,191 days since the Ohio State Buckeye's defeat the Michigan Wolverine. Aiden Hutchinson has celebrated every buck on his face that he has seen since those days, right? That's right. That's true. Freshman quarterback. They have six total freshmen on the offensive side of the ball of this Michigan team. On defense, they got freshman starters all over the place. With Martinale, obviously an absolute dog. Sharon Moore, an absolute beast.

SPEAKER_03: 22:06

Let it go. Let it let it go in your veins.

SPEAKER_17: 22:11

I will listen to it. But I will listen to that as well. The Ohio streets fucked off. Oh the buckeyes! Finally beat! The mistake over reads, and every Ohio person gets a chance to breathe for the first time. Hunch, I love ya! Good luck to your lions! I'm happy you're healthy, but the buckeyes and the Ohio people.

SPEAKER_25: 22:46

Dude, Hutch was like, God, don't touch me. Dude, Pat Mc See, I respect Pat McAfee because he's loud, but he's kind of I don't say deering. That's not maybe the right word. I I like, listen, he could be that way because number one, he's he's played in the NFL, even though he was a putter, but he was really good at that. And he he understands ball. So but Pat but my whole- I like him because he's not an asshole about it.

SPEAKER_03: 23:16

No, no, no, it like And you think he's going one way and he goes another, which I like. So kind of like Lee Corso's choosing. Sure.

SPEAKER_25: 23:24

Except for Lee Corso's choosing was kind of a uh I don't find Pat McAfee offends, like he doesn't offend my senses like Dave Portnoy does. I just dude Dave Portnoy reminds me of a guy I would work with. Like if I would be working with somebody on a factory floor and he would just have these really bad football takes, and I'm just like, dude, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And and I I can't I go, I can't tell if you're serious or you're trolling. I can't tell. And it gets to the point where I'm like, I'm not gonna engage in this because you say the same stupid shit every day. So I can't tell if you're just trolling me to get a rise out of me, or you're really this stupid. And then it's to the point where I just don't talk anymore. And it's I've come across people like that. And it's like, are you are you fucking playing me or are you really serious about this? Dave Portnoy is that guy where you just don't know. Like, are you really you really feel this way, or are you just a dumb shit who don't know understand football? And so, like, he so this big guy, Ohio State fan for Barstool, goes, Yeah, well, you know what's gonna he goes, he goes, Are you gonna shake my hand? And the guy's like, Well, are you gonna shake my hand after the game's over? And he goes, Yeah, I'm a Michigan man. That's what Michigan man. He goes, No, no, I mean like, are you gonna stay the whole game and not just leave in the third quarter when Ohio State's beating your ass like you always do and like you always used to? He goes, No, no, I'm gonna I'll stay. He goes, and guess what happens? That motherfucker leaves in the third quarter. He goes, Yeah, what I tell ya, where you going, Dave? Come back. Game ain't over yet. He goes, I'm gonna shake your hand like a Michigan man. Yeah, okay, good game, but sit, sit out, take your medicine like a fucking man. Really? Yeah, let's see how it's fine.

SPEAKER_06: 26:29

I'll be okay. Night night. Bye-bye. You're leaving? Oh, I gotta don't I gotta fight. Dave, Dave, that is so sad. You got congratulations. That is so sad. I'm gonna say this that is so sad. It's not close after that. That is so sad. I'm gonna say this. You're not gonna stay until hit zero? No. You never know? I mean, listen, we know, but you guys stink. You're gonna lose, obviously. But you're gonna be a championship now. You're getting your brains beat in. You're getting your brains beat. That's pretty thorough. Yeah, no, we pounded. We punched you in the face, you cracked. You're not really not gonna study your flights in two hours. No, I think it's a Detroit. That's that would stuff. This is pathetic. I know what's gonna happen. This is pathetic. I want to say you've got your hand. Why? I didn't shake your hand? I'm shook your hands. When you've all got a big thing. The last time we streamed, yes, I absolutely did. You didn't have the balls to stream it last year. That's why we didn't shake hands. This dude rails him, dude. 2022 I shook your hand. In 23, I did. This is sad. But this is this is what I said was gonna happen. We're gonna come to Ann Arbor, shit down your throat, punch you in the mouth, you're gonna have no answer. Of course work better. Of course works. Of course work better. It's Michigan's problem. We're better than you in every faction of the game of football. Offense, defense, special teams. We throw it better, we run it better. Way better. Not even close. But if you all win an Ashley Championship, who cares? Oh yeah. I mean, of course we're in an Ashley. Back to back your clothes up. I'll be back. Okay, Dave. Keep moving the go balls back back. This is the kind of guy I would eat for lunch. Hey. You got to do it. You guys tried really hard. You guys tried really hard really hard. We just weren't gonna disgust the chance. I'm trying to I'm trying to say you got the ball game. Shake your hand. You're being disgusted. It's a shame. What a shame. I I handle the class indicators. You disgust. You take the overhead. You look ridiculous. You can take the overhead. No, you know, you can put another vision hat. That's fine. What? I mean, you can put another vision hat or something, that's fine, but this is embarrassing. You're disgusting. This is embarrassing. This is sad. This is sad. I gotta go. This is sad. This is sad. Keep the stream on. We'll stream at the end of the game. Thank you. If it's close, I'll say it's a safe flight, guys. Have a safe flight. God bless. God bless. So the victor goes the spoils. Yeah, congrats. I said congratulations. I shook your hand like a few. Look, now it's really piling out. What? Oh, what a beautiful thing. Get home safe, guys. God bless. Maybe next year. See you in Columbus in 2026. God bless. Oh man. What a day. What a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful day. Order's been restored to the world.

SPEAKER_25: 29:42

Before, so they were having their little they were having a podcast, and he was on there, and he goes, Dave, I know what you're gonna do. We're gonna beat the shit out of you, and you're gonna leave in the four in the second half when there's no chance of you coming back. He goes, he goes, I'll stay for the whole game. He goes, No, you won't. You say we'll have the flight to catch, and you will leave. Just leave. It's what you always do, dude. You check your tail and you run. And that's what Michigan men do. That's what Michigan men do. You fucking you're cowards. You don't take your medicine. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. You're a bunch of whity, pathetic losers. And he goes, you will leave in the second half, probably the fourth quarter, when this game is well out of hand. He goes, that's what you do. He goes, I'll stay for the whole game. And look, he fucking leaves in the fourth quarter, dude. That's hilarious. I watched this with so much satisfaction. So much satisfaction. You have no idea. So well we gotta take a break. So I know I was looking at the time. Uh we'll take a little break and we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_03: 30:41

Enjoy this fucking shit show. You can keep a knock on, but you can't come in. Feelin' shitty about jacking off a man. He said that his fucking name was goddamn Diane. I was like, damn, shitted all over my car. He bashed me in the head a couple times, man. I started fucking seeing stars. Sucking on his fat hog. Sorry, Oh damn, I stuck here, got some stones in my knees. I said, dang, let's go back and then she said she grabbed a whole fucking hand in my hand. She said, Oh yeah, look it good. I said, God damn, I would breathe if I could. Oh yeah, they said, suck on the hog. I said, Diane, you're not supposed to be having a dick this long. Diane, I have inclinations, and you might be a man. This clit is a lot bigger than I thought it would be. It's bigger than mine. She sits back and cause hands fan the hole. I said, God damn, I can't take this no more. She said, well keep gargling on this fucking guard duck. I said, no, thank you. This motherfucker, that's a cock. She said, oh yeah, you feel so good.

SPEAKER_02: 32:57

I said, god damn, bitch. I said you're straight from the hood. She said, oh yeah, nigga, eat this dick. I said, did you say dick? She said, nah. It's called a clip. Gonna suck a cock As long as you can I'll turn around and then I'll tell you that I'm a man. Oh my god, I'm gonna cry.

SPEAKER_16: 33:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 33:55

Oh yeah! Life goes on three stints of therapy and I still have nightmares all long. Oh yeah, life goes on. I can't believe I spent three hours sucking on a dumb. I feel shitty about jacking off a man. Use my two lips as long as I fucking can. I think I would have the ultra Hey man, don't be forcing it, alright? Take it easy. Delicate. I thought you was a chick. Then I see you got a dick. Oh my god. Just warn me first, alright? At least gotta be some courtesy.

SPEAKER_02: 34:59

Fucking done, man.

SPEAKER_04: 35:07

Welcome back to the Brass Freaking Podcast. It's every day with John and J. Listen. You don't keep listening, I'm coming over your house and look at your wife's ass home. Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfuckin' the chicken air.

SPEAKER_24: 35:30

Welcome back! This is episode 200!

SPEAKER_03: 35:33

Dude, I hope you enjoyed that. We could barely keep it together. We gotta keep it together. What a great fucking song for a 200th um. 200th fucking episode. Dude, we're both fucking dying, dude. I kinda don't.

SPEAKER_25: 35:47

It's great to see after 200 episodes we could keep doing songs and skits, and it's still funny to us. Because you would think it'd get old after a while, but it it's not. It's not old.

SPEAKER_03: 35:58

Oh yeah, dude, I was gonna show you this, dude. That's the spot on my ceiling. See the drip right there, dude?

SPEAKER_25: 36:04

Are those drop ceilings?

SPEAKER_03: 36:06

No, they're not.

SPEAKER_25: 36:08

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03: 36:08

Look at that, dude. See the drip right there?

SPEAKER_25: 36:10

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 36:12

So I did do some screenshots of some new songs. Okay, so one is a local band by one of my buddies. His name is Vince Ulysses, and he's out of Norwalk, uh, Sandusky area. Uh the video, the band is called Heartstomper. We've listened to him before. And the song is called Always Sad, and the video is hilarious. It's got an um electric callboy kind of look to it. I don't wanna I don't think their metal is the same, but it's their new video that just came out. These guys are pretty fucking hard. Like I said, Norwalks and Dusky area, Ohio.

SPEAKER_21: 36:59

Oh yeah, yeah, you I I know yeah, you follow Shelly's one.

SPEAKER_23: 38:25

Oh, I think that's it.

SPEAKER_03: 38:33

I just messaged my buddy and told him we're listening to his video on our podcast right now.

SPEAKER_21: 39:16

These guys need more subscribers, eh? Crazy, they only got a hundred and sixteen subscribers. These dudes need way more.

SPEAKER_03: 39:26

Maybe all seven of our listeners can uh leave things in this man is also a fellow video. That's yeah, that was that was pretty sweet, dude. I love it. I love the toads. Alright, so let's go back and check out the other fucking things that I've got.

SPEAKER_25: 40:27

Yeah, we saw Spearbox.

SPEAKER_03: 40:28

Oh yeah, dude. Yeah, tell us about that.

SPEAKER_25: 40:30

Dude So the opening band was funny. They were like this kind of popfish, like bubblegum popfish alt rock. They're called uh Honey's Revenge. Honey Revenge. He's like, circle pitch! And we're like, everyone's dude, I'll never forget this.

SPEAKER_03: 40:45

Let's listen to some of their shit. Honey revenge.

SPEAKER_25: 40:48

It is something, man. I mean, they had good energy. I'm not saying like I did. But it's it's it's something. It's not metal, it's like this fly-leafing.

SPEAKER_12: 41:15

Hyper Over Fanny changing your voice.

SPEAKER_03: 41:19

It's like if Taylor Swift was very angsty.

SPEAKER_22: 41:24

That's a good way to describe it.

SPEAKER_12: 41:31

I put enough for, but it just gets destroyed. It's true. You don't let me on letting you know.

SPEAKER_03: 41:44

Hey dude, I got a band for you to check out. That's kinda like this, but nasty. A mill and the sniffers!

SPEAKER_25: 41:54

A what?

SPEAKER_03: 41:55

A M Y L and the sniffers. A M Y-L and M Y. A M A M Y L A M W.

SPEAKER_25: 42:09

A M Y L. Yes. A M. Y L Y L and the Sniffers.

SPEAKER_03: 42:15

These guys are fucking nasty, dude.

SPEAKER_25: 42:23

That's the best band aim I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_03: 42:32

A buddy at work showed these to me and it just popped up on my shit and I was like, oh yeah. We're not like fucking female angst videos. Like a bit one of their covers for their albums is her pissing in the dirt in front of her band.

SPEAKER_02: 42:57

Oh my god, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_09: 42:59

I'm tired, my best to get it on. Not everybody makes it out. I like the baseline. I don't have baselines. I was in LA shaking a ship. While you went down and not saying it fucked that bitch. You're in New York, getting shit on. And then we're down and don't say it. You should not be doing that.

SPEAKER_03: 43:32

Yeah, definitely a definitely different feel.

SPEAKER_25: 43:35

Yeah, but these these it's like it was just weird.

SPEAKER_03: 43:40

I like the groove to it. I mean, it's not a bad groove. It's just like why one of these things aren't like the others.

SPEAKER_25: 43:48

I wonder if somebody has a live video of what I'm talking about, because it's it's hard to explain. I mean, this is I mean you'll say you'll get the same idea. There was a part where they're like, everybody get down! I'm like, oh hell no. I'm not getting down. She's like, because they she wanted to people get down? Yeah, they did. But me and Joe were like, me and Joe looked at each other, we're like, we're not getting down. It's like, so I kind of just kinda like squat, I just kinda like everybody slap hands. Slap hands. Well, dude. But I mean they had good energy, and I'm not saying they were bad. I'm just like, you know, the periphery fucking was nasty. They were awesome, and of course Spirit Box tore the house down. It was fucking awesome, dude. I haven't been to a concert in a really long time, so. You know, I was kinda surprised. I was like, oh shit. We weren't gonna I mean like we t we talked about it. And she was like, dude, let's go to Spirit Box, because the periphery's gonna be with them. I'm like, oh okay, yeah. Oh fuck, I thought I forgot. So then he's like, hey, you gotta play this Friday? No, you'll ticket. I got tickets. I got tickets for what? Spirit box. Jesus, dude. Oh, okay. I I I'm like, uh Did you go on the secondary market? Yeah, like I don't even want to know what you're saying. I don't know. Regular tickets were like eighty dollars. For like for like three days. I was like, Jesus Christ. It's like I just feel priced out of concerts, man. It's it's insane. But I you know, I drove and whatnot, and it's like it was way, it was awesome though. It was I was getting a little my legs are starting to kind of give out toward the end though. I was like, oh my god. They have they have a pretty elaborate stage show, and I'm just like, oh my god, it was so hot in there. The security dudes at the front were never giving out cups of water though, so it's props to those dudes, so that was pretty cool. That was good. It was a good time. It makes me kind of want to go to more, but I I'm definitely not doing the algorithm. Everybody who I want to see is coming to like either incar incarceration or uh Sonic Temple. And I'm like, I'm not doing that, dude. I'm not standing outside. I mean, like, if I do go, I'm just gonna s I'm just gonna get like tickets for the fucking bowl. Like for the for one day, and just sit and just chill up there because I'm not there's no fucking way I could go in the heat and get down with people like that. It's I was having a kind of a little tough time inside being surrounded by people and it was like, nah, I can't I can't do it. But it was a good time though.

SPEAKER_03: 46:50

Alright, so another man forgotten.

SPEAKER_25: 47:09

I think I heard the song.

unknown: 47:26

Simplified, paradights! Nothing good game! Let me love my game.

SPEAKER_24: 47:36

Oh scary.

SPEAKER_25: 47:45

These images are horrifying.

SPEAKER_15: 48:49

That's just to the bag, who was just a fuck my guy trying to push me to my face, or I never fucking die.

SPEAKER_10: 48:59

I have spent my life tasting bags that involve my broadman pain and the end when I'm dead. Oh but it was for something!

SPEAKER_21: 49:11

That was the longest call out to a breakdown ever. I loved it, dude. That was awesome though. I wish it was for something.

SPEAKER_03: 49:24

I think his next one's got a female singer as well.

SPEAKER_15: 49:28

This is for the whites who put poison.

SPEAKER_25: 49:32

Oh, that's sick, dude.

SPEAKER_03: 49:33

Um, this one's like demons.

SPEAKER_25: 49:35

Like demons?

SPEAKER_03: 49:36

Yeah. Like demons. Uh abandoned and lost.

SPEAKER_23: 49:57

Right off the rip. They're like demons, that fight.

SPEAKER_13: 51:10

Maybe someday I'll find my way. Oh, hey, I forgot.

SPEAKER_03: 51:29

Yeah. Alright, um, next song Moon Fever. And uh fuck me. I don't know what song like I don't know what song, dude. So the one for the song scene is where they recorded.

SPEAKER_18: 52:10

Dude, that one with the lounge singer kinda looks funny as shit.

SPEAKER_11: 52:25

I plead conviction from my eyes to keep life from your disburb.

SPEAKER_21: 52:31

Weird.

SPEAKER_11: 52:31

I'll do anything for me To keep my head clear from the things I hear, I put on my thoughts to burn Open eyes to be bleeding I drink the drugs I dumb kill the world to be with you I want the land of no return.

unknown: 53:01

I'll never turn a fact.

SPEAKER_11: 53:04

I'll take a pain and kill the back.

SPEAKER_03: 53:07

It's called Decade right there. Called Decade.

SPEAKER_25: 53:15

They sound like him.

SPEAKER_03: 53:17

They do kind of. Oh right there top. It's our first one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 53:42

Trying not to get so high, cause I do everything.

SPEAKER_03: 53:48

Sounds like some off the bass and furious soundtrack.

unknown: 53:53

Nothing left for me to hide now.

SPEAKER_25: 54:03

This is this is divorced dad rock if I've ever heard it.

SPEAKER_03: 54:09

Finally free!

SPEAKER_23: 54:11

Divorced dad rock at its fighting.

SPEAKER_03: 54:15

What about what about immortal disfigurement? Disfigurement.

SPEAKER_22: 54:23

This has to be like a fucking hallucination. This is gonna be death metal. Death metal is fine as I met.

SPEAKER_25: 54:53

Christian Rock. Solid Christian Rock. DC talk. Michael W. Smith.

SPEAKER_03: 55:21

Another one of those bands where Sura be like. I like looking at the singer. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_23: 55:35

God damn, that tone's nasty. Ah, steak face. It's fully engulfed in my my face region. Steaky.

SPEAKER_03: 56:37

This screaming sounds like clean vocals. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_24: 57:43

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03: 57:44

I like these guys, dude, a lot.

SPEAKER_25: 57:55

Very slaughtered to prevail and sh Yeah, I was just thinking that too.

SPEAKER_02: 58:13

Just don't stop. Just keeps going, dude.

SPEAKER_03: 58:25

Oh my god, dude. Oh, okay. That was nasty. Rob Zombie's got a new one. Rob Zombies got a new song? Heathen Days. Oh my god, I gotta check this out. Yeah, Rob Zombie's got a new one called Heathen Days. He's wearing masks now. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06: 58:52

It looks like White Zombie.

SPEAKER_03: 58:59

I love that Rob zombie's still coming out with shit. I like that a lot. Really just do I have a Godfaster. Oh, no true.

SPEAKER_22: 1:00:55

I can't wait to hear that. Parasocial Christolfstop.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:06

How long ago was this? Nine days ago?

SPEAKER_15: 1:01:49

Big stop.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:21

It's okay. So, okay, so I got a top ten list of female bands. I know a lot of them you've heard of. Let's see if there's any of them that you haven't.

SPEAKER_22: 1:02:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:31

Number 10 is in this moment. We know that one.

SPEAKER_22: 1:02:34

Yeah, they're good.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:35

Nervosa.

SPEAKER_22: 1:02:37

Never heard of that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:02:38

Nervosa is. So that's one of the bands. So if you want to call it Nervosa, I call it. N-E-R-V-O-S-A. I'm gonna find her top song. Top song is death. Their number one song. Find her. They've been around a while. Not to be confused with Nerv.

SPEAKER_21: 1:03:28

We're the Liz. Are they the are they like thrashy?

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:31

Are there options? Oh, that is thrashy. That's kill them all kind of shit, dude. Hey, look, there's Laura Alrich.

SPEAKER_17: 1:03:54

Laura Alright?

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:10

Kind of slayer-ish for women. Yeah, dude, it is like Slayer with women. Okay, so we know Arch Enemy, we know OTEP, we know Butcher Baby.

SPEAKER_25: 1:04:20

Actually, Arch Enemy just got rid of uh they just parted away with uh Alyssa White. What's her name?

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:25

Oh, the lead singer?

SPEAKER_25: 1:04:26

Yeah. Yeah, they just parted aways with her.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:28

Well, we know Butcher Babies, we know Rakuna Coil The Agonist.

SPEAKER_25: 1:04:33

Yes. Actually, yes. Uh the Agonist was the girl who left the Agonist, she went to Arch Enemy. And I think they still make stuff though.

SPEAKER_00: 1:05:32

If you look at the face of evil, the evil will look right back at you.

SPEAKER_05: 1:06:21

You can delve up to the cross, you can burn the boss to die, but the dead won't all pay for you.

SPEAKER_12: 1:06:30

Would you try and uh Oh, I've seen this Dick Tracy, dude.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:37

It's Dick Tracy. Okay, last female band on the list because Kitty was number two and he didn't show number one. Crypta. Never heard of crypto? No. C-R-Y-P-T-A. So like crypt, tales from the crypto. Crypto. Uh see what crypto's number one motherfucking song. Crypto, you stupid crypto. Okay. From the ashes. Another nave palm records. Seems like this list was made by somebody. I I you could I could wonder who. I'm gonna be guessing it's wholesome. Again, what's kind of a slayer. Monster clip.

SPEAKER_25: 1:08:27

She scares me, man. A little bit. I I want to be turned on. I don't want to be scared. But uh we're out of time though. And that was the last one I had. That was the last one. We are out of time. Episode 200. Yeah, sorry, we don't have anything like super epic, but we're just gonna keep going. So again, we appreciate everyone who listens and who's been listening through 200 episodes. Jay, any departing words.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:52

Yeah, um, just want to say thank you to everybody who's been listening. Um, thank you for keeping us going for 200. Um, no joke, even if there was nobody listening, we still need to put this, dude.

SPEAKER_25: 1:09:03

I don't know. It's just fun. Yeah, I mean, we can we can be talking to nobody and we'd be fine with that. So if you're here, awesome. Let us know you're here. You know, tell us. You know, we'd love to hear from you if you're listening. Uh just shoot us on a you can see us on you can find us on Facebook. We haven't updated in God knows how long, but just fucking find us.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:25

The collie boy going no sleeves in the snow and dropping three tutties on their head.

SPEAKER_25: 1:09:30

Just not getting enough love. Julian say it, dude. California boy dropped three putties on their head. Yeah, go bucks. Uh bad. Exercise that demon for a year, so hopefully they can uh beat it, be it uh that's I'm still not used to that, but we'll see, we'll we'll see what happens next week. So uh thank you for 200 episodes, guys. We will see you next week. I'm job for here.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:56

And I'm Jason.

SPEAKER_25: 1:09:58

Peace out, guys.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:00

Later, dude.