unknown: 0:50

Damn it, Jerry!

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It's not your day! It's not my day! This is our day! And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit? You like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place! Listen up, you fucking freaks! It is time to get the show on the road! We're ready to hit this episode of It's Every Day with John and Jay. Let's rock!

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Hey! It's every day with John and Jay coming at you with one more episode. Yep. That's it. I'm the Jay part. And I'm the John part.

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Yeah. Two nut sacks floating around in a ball bag.

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We're glad you're with us. Got a lot to talk about. SNIS Jiz is another is one I was thinking of today.

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Because you know what we were talking about, like I was talking about the Browns game on our on the last podcast. And um we're talking about the dude finger banging the chick and uh Spider-Man and like the business part. And I should have thought of this because it's the most genius way to put it. Her sniz jizz. Sniz Jiz is her fucking fluid. I want to patent out. That's uh that's a John and Jay word sniz jizz. It sounds like a fucking cheddar cheese whiz thing.

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Yeah, it's like uh it's like hey, uh, can you go get a can of snizjes? Yeah, and goofy movie it's like a sniz.

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I got this sniz jizz.

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What were you gonna say? Oh, how's I was gonna get this out of the way now. Uh unfortunately, Tiffin Maine National News, not in the best way.

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Uh we had the largest pumpkin and in all of the state grown here. I think that's what John's leading to. And it is amazing that we did, but it's so goofy because we're so born.

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I think it was squash, not pumpkin. Oh, yeah, it was the largest squash and it rolled over uh a car.

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I'm gonna leave the tasteless jokes out of this.

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Yeah, unfortunately, Tiffid, if you Google Tiffid Ohio, one of the first news stories you'll see is a triple homicide suicide or quadruple people. Did we did we talk about this on the podcast last week? No, it happened Wednesday.

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So I know, but didn't we when did we record? We recorded late last week.

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It was late, yeah. Remember, it recorded on Wednesday, but the event happened Wednesday night.

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Oh, that's right. We didn't have all the after we didn't have we didn't know all the deets.

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We didn't know all the deets, so it's so now Oh man, all the deets are out now. So we're recording on a Sunday, and you'll hear this tomorrow on a Monday. So today is Monday, if you're hearing this. So yeah, let's discuss this because dude, I got lots to say on this. This is this is the craziest fucking shit ever.

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Um, you will never and you know the cliche is and I'm gonna keep all my dark humor away on this this this one. Like, no joke. I usually have dark humor. In fact, I think the night of I did have a little dark joke.

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There was a little night of you had a little one.

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Little dark joke, which is I'm not gonna say it. This is a it's a tragic thing that happened, Tiffin and I'm gonna do it.

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You know, the cliche the cliche is is that you would never think it happened here.

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You know, the you always think everybody always everybody always says uh my neighbor was such a good person. I didn't know he was a serial killer. Yeah, I didn't know he was. Jeffrey Dahmer's neighbor didn't know he was a fucking man-eating goof.

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Uh so just for context, if you're not aware, if you're not from the area, obviously.

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Uh he's kind of a dirty guy for being gay, dude. He had a lot of mess in his house. What? Yeah, you know, homo's like they keep the shit clean, dude.

unknown: 4:58

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05: 4:59

No. Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about this guy. No, I don't know his fucking name. Oh, I say I thought I don't know him either.

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But you know, he looked pretty young too. Like the the I honestly was like, oh, well, who's this? The lady, the girl definitely had a type. They both kind of look, they did kind of look alike in the face and shit. Um what a piece of shit. I'm just gonna say this. If you've got if you okay, look like I I don't want to wish anybody to commit suicide, no joke. No at all. I don't think it's worth doing.

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I don't think, but you know, this asshole did us did the world a favor. I think he did. Is that what you're going to get to? You're not the first person to fucking say that.

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I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that he He had a plan. He had a plan, and I'm not gonna and uh the one thing I did say, the only good thing I can take away from this at all, if there was any good thing, was that he he killed himself, he didn't go on a murder spree after the fact. Like he shouldn't have killed anybody and he shouldn't have to shoot himself. But he didn't, it wasn't like he was like, you know what, fuck this. Because how many people, and I'm not trying to give him any credit at all, because this dude's a real shit bag for doing what he did is horrible. But he he offed himself, he didn't go on a killing spree. There's a bunch of other houses around, he could have just shot people, you know. He could have gone on a fucking killing spree, but he didn't. He shot himself, ended it all. He did what he came to do. I hate to say this and make it sound like he's a fucking good job, buddy. But he had a mission, he had a mission, he accomplished it, he accomplished it, yeah. And he yeah, and a lot I I don't know how the fuck you can do.

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For context, like I said, for ego's so uh, and I won't give I won't say these people's names, obviously. It's in the news, you could read it your first time. We could change their names to protect the innocent. I'm not even uh Ricky was the dude's name.

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Ricky, no got shot with a shotgun.

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No, it's Ricky. So a woman uh was trying to leave a domestic situation. She was at her home of her husband with the father of her oldest son. She had both her ex. Her ex. She had both kids in tow. She was trying to go gather belongings to get move out of that situation.

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Because he was away on business. He was away on his business or something.

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So the husband ambushed, so he must have knew they were coming, or he was waiting. Either way.

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Yeah, he was waiting. He said he was waiting down there.

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So he ambushed the so he went after the baby the father of the you know, her ex-boyfriend, shot him. Then he I don't even I can't even say it without getting sick to my stomach.

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Okay, so what he did was he he he ran in, ran, I guess, went around the woman, went after the the the ex-boyfriend, tried to shoot at him. I don't think he hit him. He ended up going outside, shooting both the kids, which the one is the is was a six, seven-year-old boy. He just turned. Yeah. He just had a birthday like on a 14th.

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And that boy, the oldest boy was his child, which was a good one.

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And then he shot a seven-month-old which is his old in the head. His old kid. Which was his own kid. And then he went and shot the ex-boyfriend. Uh three times, and then he shot himself in the head. And I guess I guess the wife or the the yeah, his wife begged him to shoot her.

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I saw that.

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But she didn't. And I'm gonna hear, I'm gonna call this out. I saw a piece of shit person on Facebook telling people or blaming the woman for doing that. Now, I'm gonna say this. Did she go about it the right way? No. I don't think she did. But is it her fault? No, it's not her fault. And the fact of blaming. She should have probably got the authorities involved to get out of a domestic uh situation like that to come and get her shit.

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Have the well, according to TOL, this this wasn't the first call that they've had at this place.

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Which is which is uh I understandable, but she should have called them and had them. Oh, that's normal.

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Isn't that normally isn't that normally what a lot of people would do? Is that you would get the authorities to kind of intervene. That's what Sam and Amy did back in the day. That's I that's what I I was talking to a lady at work who had went through the almost the exact same thing. Um and she said that she had to she had the police intervene. Like they she just kind of had them kind of sit down. That's what they do, sit and watch and watch as you grab your shit shit and you get the fuck out, and then that way there's no issues.

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But see, she shouldn't have had the exit. Now, if a cop would have been there, I don't know if anything would have changed a whole lot, but I you know maybe he would have not done, but uh and so I'm I'm not like it's not her fault at all, dude. I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying maybe like obviously she put she thought this dude was out, the ex-boyfriend was gonna be able to help her get this shit out. Maybe she had stuff that she had to lift or do something like that.

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Maybe she thought she'd get out real quick quick in enough time.

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Yeah, like get in, get out, get out, get in and get out. And I mean, and even even if so, it doesn't even matter. That's that's a moo point at this point. He shouldn't, you have no fucking right to take another human life at all. It doesn't matter. Like, you have no right. If you want to kill yourself, have at her. You know, like I and I would hate, I you know, I don't I would hate to say, you know, I hope people don't ever fucking do that. Like you have better options. No joke, I don't care, dude. My number is publicly on Facebook. Fucking call me, dude. If you're on that, if you're on that fucking edge and you're like, dude, I'm about to fucking take my shit out, call me for for for fucking real. I have no problem talking to anybody. I don't give a shit, dude. But you have you have every right with your life, but you have no rights to to somebody else's life. And and I don't know how you can look your kid in the fucking face and shoot him, let alone a fucking seven-year-old kid that you a little boy, how the fuck can you shoot a little? I don't know. It's not even it's just so unfathomable, you know. It's just like but you can't even process that. But fuck, man. You know, there's stories of moms drowning their kids in the bathtub, glove, glove, glove. So yeah, you just had to put the sound effect. Well, think about it, man. You're you're that is very intimate right there. Shooting, shooting someone's not as crazy intimate. I mean, yeah, you're just like pew, you know, it's it's it's you could be 20 feet away, 10 feet away, whatever, but you're drowning a kid. That's fucking intimate. And then you gotta do like I don't know. Like I said, he's just the dude. He could have been he could have been the best person on this earth, but as soon as he fucking did that, dude, you're just a real piece of shit. And and uh if I believed in heaven and hell, dude, hopefully you're you're fucking getting a huge pineapple shoved up your ass. I said the same thing too. Right next to fucking Hitler, dude.

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Uh Hitler, I believe it's uh He was a sensitive man. He was a sensitive man. Yeah. So it's so that that's pretty much all I gotta say on that. You know, it's good to see, but you know, I guess And I'm so glad the community comes out.

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I was just about to I was just about to sorry, you don't mean to take that from you. Oh, it's cool, dude. Here, I'll take that back. You take you go ahead. It's really good to see the community go. I was gonna say that. Oh, oh I don't know.

SPEAKER_05: 12:21

Good point, bro. I don't want to take that from you. Just keep giving it back. Whole podcast is a good thing. Whole podcast were just like being courteous, like, oh no, no, yeah, I allow you. No. No, it it's good to it was good to see the community rally around this lady and help her out. And and and another, and I do want to make a point, be very fucking careful who you donate to. Because there are pieces of shit out there right now trying to scam money based off this tragedy. So you need to be careful. Make sure you're donating to the actual GoFundMe.

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You want to kill somebody? Those are the people.

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Yeah, go ahead. No, I'm just I think that is horrible. Did I tell you? I think I'm telling me about it. Yeah, at the game during the game. She had like 20 fucking. There was like 20, 20 some uh different Venmos of her name. And um, just be really weary on who you're and that's for any trap. Like a lot of times there's tragedies on that. They have a GoFundMe. Do that one. Yeah, dude.

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The GoFundMe. I guess they're only like$3,000 shorter of the goal, which I don't know.

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They raised a whole there's a lot of money raised on that too.

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No joke, and it's awesome. And tonight they had the uh the vigil for the candlelight vigil at our East Green amphitheater here in Tiffin, which is really cool because Tiffin is like Hooville.

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I just watched the group.

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You know what I'm saying? And it written it though?

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Look at this. Yeah.

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We had our we had our roast beast and our Christmas tree taken, and we all come together to sing out. Oh, do you watch the Jim Carrey one? Yeah, I love that one. I do too, dude. I love it. But lo the tires. But that's kind of what it reminds me of is that like, no joke, Tiffin comes together and does a lot of a lot of people like leave Tiffin and they're like, I fucking hate Tiffin. And I'm like, why? Why? Why do you hate this place? First of all, yeah, don't get me wrong, you're gonna have fucking people that ruin shit for everybody. It just gonna happen. It's just that everywhere, you know. You're gonna have those fucking judge smells kind of person that are just out here being a butthole to everybody no matter what. And trust me, dude, I have no problem saying shit to them because I'll say it fucking snarky as fuck. But like it's a it is a really good community, it's it's it's marginally safe. The obviously this was one, it was an isolated incident that doesn't happen. It's an exception, not the yeah, but uh fuck, man. If you do that, every goddamn town or city is gonna have a fucking Finley. Just had a fucking murder or something like in the past week or two.

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That's right, that's true.

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Um, so you know, it's it's I don't know, man.

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It's sucks for those first responders, too, who had to like come up on that, man. That would have been.

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Well, the people that called, like my buddy Brandon that called. Oh, they probably saw that shit too. Uh-huh. He saw her holding the fucking baby, dude.

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Fuck me, dude.

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Like he heard screams, hear gunshots, he heard the die, he heard the guy dying when he shot himself, and then he also saw the mom carrying the kids inside and grabbing the baby.

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That's fucked.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, like all those the witnesses, the first responders, dude. They had to witness all that shit, too. So that's kind of messed up.

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I know who's behind this whole fucking thing.

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Obama.

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No, the shrinks stuff, man. These motherfuckers are raking in the dough.

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The shrinks?

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They're like they're rubbing their fucking hands together, fucking Grinch grinning.

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Hello, do you need some psychiatry?

SPEAKER_04: 15:55

Ah, Smithers. Smithers. I believe these people are gonna need some help. That's what they are. That's what they're doing right now. No, I'm just kidding. It's a it's a very terrible tragedy, and I would not wish I don't I feel for the mom. But you know, it's like I feel remember, remember I mean different circumstances, but do you remember Angel Angel O'Donnell? Or Angel?

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Well, all her kids got killed in a few years. And an angel, yeah, yeah. Her kids and her boyfriend, her fiance. It was like seven, she had like seven kids or something. All died all died in a fucking trailer fire. Trailer fire. I remember shit went up like kindling. Did it like a rapper like donate to her? Like the who was it? Uh I think it was Skittle. Common or something? Skittle. It was like common or something. I don't remember who really uh yeah. So I remember a rapper heard about this, and she and he ended up donating her.

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I know somebody gave her a fucking car.

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Yeah, I go.

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She was working at Burger King and uh somebody gave her a car. Like, that's what I'm saying, dude. Tippin' is a great fucking place. It doesn't mean move here because we don't want you. But especially if you're uh unless you're from Germany and you could teach us some fucking German lingo because I really want to learn that.

SPEAKER_05: 17:06

Yeah, that way we'll put you on the podcast. Yeah, that way when we do our uh Auschfitness skits, we we get to speak real German, so that'd be funny.

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We'll play the Pennsylvania polka when you come in. Pennsylvania polka. I know, dude. That that's the first thing that comes in my head when I think of German shit, dude. I don't know why.

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Ausch Auschwitz speaking a bootcha.

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Alright. So yeah. So I don't I don't know how to trace the shit out of this, so okay, dude. Well, that's all I got.

SPEAKER_04: 17:44

Alright, so I did I think I might have screenshotted some uh some bands to check out, dude. I I did, I think I did. Okay. First band is called Sky Lighthouse Bleeding Out is the name of the song. Sky Lighthouse? Uh it's called Bleeding Out. Lighthouse. Is that a loud word?

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No, it's too Sky Lighthouse.

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Those the lighthouse is one word.

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Bleeding out. That's not exactly a good transition.

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Well, that's a song I don't hear, though. It's just weird how that's a horrible fucking Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's metal, and it's what it's like. I got nothing. Right. Looks like George Michael.

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Oh, you know it's gonna be good. Yeah, it's got that kind of like horror movie kind of aesthetic.

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Oh God. Six minutes long.

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We don't have to listen to the whole thing, dude. Okay, next song.

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I was waiting for a break.

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Next song. Next song. Like fuck a tenacious tea. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, um, it's called uh Zero Mind. That's the name of the band. It's all one word. And it's called Fire in the Sky.

SPEAKER_05: 21:03

Lucy in the Sky with diamonds. Fire from the sky? Really? It's not a good thing. Uh maybe it's not out yeah, fuck.

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Alright, well, Zero Mind. Let me look them up real quick. We'll find their best song right now. It's actually that song is not coming out. There it is. It said it in the corner. Did you see it? The last page? Right there on the left.

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November 28th.

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Yeah.

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Alright, let's on the level of Zero Mind.

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We're gonna see the number one song from Zero Mind.

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I know we can great band name, by the way.

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Voices is the number one song from there.

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Rapid flashing, ooh, triggers, trigger seizures. Open a immigrants. That's really I like that.

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That's a very early. Mayhem Marjera is opening. We will have Bayham right now. I'm waiting for the end of the video where they're like, thank you to my friend Harry who recorded our video. Look at that, it's like tarped basement right there.

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I was gonna say, like, this feels like something out of like from 2002, like straight up.

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Dude, you can make a video better than this. Oh one million percent. Okay, so the next song, next song, next we are resistor, all one word. We are resistor. And the song is called Mutt. I'm U T.

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This has to be like a What the fuck? Negative.

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Oh says right here. We are resistor. I get old now, little sister.

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God damn, I wonder why they didn't come out. No, that's fucking I don't know what the f there's in my song.

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Nope, not metal.

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Uh not metal.

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Not at all. So zero mind. Eh, it was alright.

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It was okay.

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Let me see if I can find uh interesting element.

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It was a little too uh little too 2001 soft soft kind of chorus was okay.

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Yeah, we already looked at it. I was like the bridge the bridge was good. Did we look up we looked up early, didn't we?

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I'm a call enough to be a point in the morning.

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So it's like talking about, hey, you better get your butt checked. Alright, let's check out her last sight. I gotta dig that. That wasn't bad. Dude, that beginning was awesome. Her last sight, song's called Triggered. I we might have looked this one up, but her last sight.

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Uh-huh. Triggered.

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Yeah, we did, it looks like.

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Uh did we? Nope. Negative. I don't think so. Wow, really? Oh, I've heard of these guys. These guys are on like Instagram and shit all over the place.

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I love that fucking pitch harmonic shit, though. All I think of is fucking uh into the static.

SPEAKER_05: 28:11

Yeah, dude. Into the static. Whatever the fuck that song's called. After the burial? Well, they have a song, uh well, they do have a song called that, but I'll yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 28:20

Dude, we should have named our band okayest wienering.

SPEAKER_05: 28:24

Okayest wienering? We are the okayest wienering. It's not the worst you've ever had, but it's far from the best.

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Pretty mediocre. I give it about a five. Dude, that bear name is badass.

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I love that.

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Okayest wienering.

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I love it. Oh, we're gonna take it a little break on that note. Yeah, let's take a break. So we will be right back, and we'll be back with more tomfoolery. So enjoy this. Stay tuned, I guess.

SPEAKER_06: 29:11

Tonight's tonight we'll make history. Honey you wind die.

unknown: 29:21

Shut up.

SPEAKER_06: 29:24

Cause I'll take granny risk to make sure your hands are tied. Oh my god, only stay with me tonight. Shut up, bitch.

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Oh my god, this is fucked up.

SPEAKER_06: 29:48

I know you feel these are the worst of times. I do believe it's true. You're about to fucking. People locked the dogs and hide inside Room House and I'm gonna take it a fucking line. If the world just passed us by baby I know Nobody'll hear you cry No gotta tie you up now to these fucking work Your memories of yesterday Your Dom Alike Show me a breast No die's a cop, hold still trick I'm going to fucking kill you Nobody can hear me scream. Isn't it weird I talk like I sing? The headlines read, This is a terrific crime. I do believe it's true You feel so helpless like a boat against the tide You just want to see the point and jumped on my motorite But I know If the world turned upside down, baby I know You'll be used to speed in the ground Yeah yeah when I'm alone with some Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast It's every day with John and J baby Listen you don't keep listening I'm coming over your house and licking your wife's asshole sticking my tongue up on your dirt button you got that motherfucker check it out presents college football twenty-six.

SPEAKER_04: 34:37

Nah, welcome back, guys, to it's every day with John and Jay. We all know what fucking week it is. It is Ohio State versus Michigan week. The team up north, the scum weasels, the worthless ones. We're gonna fuck their asses up. The best part of Michigan is underwater. Tell them all. That's right. I heard the upper peninsula is pretty nice, though. I've never been up there. I heard it's really pretty, man.

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Go across the house.

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But I have to drive past the shithole. The Mackinac Island and stuff like that. That'd be fun. Whenever I hear Mackinac Island, I think of Mac and Cheese or something. Mackin cheese just makes me really horny or something.

SPEAKER_05: 35:14

It Arbor is a whore! Sorry. No, I'm not sorry, actually.

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But dude, uh, that was Buckeye Swag. I love dude. Is there anything better than the Ohio State March? I don't think there is. I get goosebumps when I listen to the the the marching band, dude. I just do. I used to listen to them when I took a shower, and uh I would get goosebumps listening to them.

SPEAKER_02: 35:42

Blueverids are on the march. He wants the bastards dead. Kill them all! Stop the show, Bauman Arbor now. Ba man!

unknown: 35:57

Boman Arbor now!

SPEAKER_05: 35:59

Sorry, sorry. Bomb Man Harbor now. Oh by the dead shamebecklers. I love the dead shambecklers. I wish these guys I don't know if these guys are still around anymore. Yeah, that's what's that's the takeoff of it. But so I remember when Bo Shembeckler died, they're like, Are you guys gonna change your name? They're like, no. Why the fuck would we? What are we gonna do? Change it to a live Shembecklers? But no, I uh I like the Chad Hetty song too.

SPEAKER_04: 36:25

Chad Hetty is a joke! A motherfucking joke. I just I don't know, man. It's uh anyway. This is this is the what's crazy is that since the playoffs, it kind of it kind of takes a little bit of thunder away, but this year feels really good so far because there's been so much trash talk. I like the fact that we've lost to the the Wolverines for the past four years. And the reason why I say that is because it's it hypes it up more. We went to the Natty last year even after losing to them.

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It's basically like it's like reset the clock is what the whole mantra of the game is about. Ohio State is they're defending national champion, but they've lost four in a row. Give it under dubious circumstances, but I won't get into all that. But it like they ran a thing where it's like Ohio State wants to reset the clock, and they showed the days since Ohio State last beat Michigan, and they were rolling the clock back. So the whole theme of this the game is to reset the clock. So because they have Ohio State has that clock in their locker room of how many days it is until the game and how many days since Michigan's beaten Ohio State. So that I thought that was really a good angle. I like that. Yeah, it was a good angle. Now there is there is things to play for. Number four, especially for Michigan has a lot more on the line than Ohio State. Pussy. Tons of it, yes. Uh Michigan, you know, they're fighting for their they could make the playoff, theoretically speaking. If they lose, they make an No, they lose, they're out. But if they win, they they could sneak in. They may get in. Ohio State's in the playoffs regardless. You know what's amazing?

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You know what I like about it? Is being like, no matter if we lose to you, it doesn't really matter because we still make it into the playoffs. But we hold your future in our hands.

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Pretty much.

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Pretty much.

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Wouldn't it be great just to squash Michigan's chance of making it?

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It will be the best fucking game ever. That's what it is, though. That's the hype on this thing.

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Like, like, you know, it's so good. We we take we in the in the landscape of a 12-team playoff, we really take the game for for granted now because Ohio State's in. And it's really honestly, even if they lose to Michigan, they're there's still probably a buy. They'll probably still get a buy. More than likely. So so there's a lot of like talking heads saying, like, well, what's Ohio State's incentive if they when they be, you know, if they beat Michigan, what's their incentive to play in the Big Ten championship? I go, uh, to win the Big Ten? What the fuck are you talking about? Like, well, if you think about it, you know, Ohio State, that'll be that'll be an automatic what they should be the one seed regardless. So it or they'll be a two seed. Or no, well, Indiana will be the one seed, Ohio State will probably drop to three or four. So they'll get a buy no matter what. And I go, dude, it's college football. There's a lot of pride on the line, though. You know, it's like there's just too much money.

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What going from like week two to week fucking to the end of the year, yeah, being the number one team in the land? Yeah. Taking taking a defense like we talked about before that's been half gone, a brand new defensive coach, and being the number one defense in college football.

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I will say I am a little worried about the health of Jeremiah Smith at Carnell Tate. I have a lot of people are are are kind of 50-0.

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Well, what's going on with him, dude?

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So Jeremiah, I think Jeremiah Smith has some sort of hip flexor. Now, remember, do you remember? I don't know what you you probably I don't you probably didn't see this, but Jeremiah Smith got upended in like week three or four, and he got a little bagged up. But he he's played most of the year. I think that's kind of coming back. I think he's got either a hip flexor or some sort of lower back injury. Because the way he's walking, the way he's kind of gingerly walking, doesn't suggest to me that it's like a hamstring or a calf. I think it's it's a hip flexor or some sort of lower back. Because he got fucking upended and he landed kind of awkwardly, and he got up all gingerly and shit. And I think that's kind of stiffening up on him. Giggity. And it's I think now that's coming into play. I think to me, I think Jeremiah Smith plays, how healthy he is, I don't know. But of 75, 60, 70, 80 percent, Jeremiah Smith is probably better than 100% of anybody else. So but Carnell Tate, I don't know what's going on with him. They're being very mum about it, they're being they're not saying anything. I think he's got something that's being way worse than what's advertised, or what Ohio State coaching staff is alluding to. I think he hurts something either in practice or and they're just being really, really mum, either a calf or a hamstring. I don't know.

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But I gotta hold your cards close to your chest.

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I get it. I I understand that. That's not a bad idea per se. But uh the fact that and the reason why I guess there's just two cards to that. I'm worried about it, but if all but if if Ohio State was worried about their wide receiver room, they wouldn't be throwing out fucking Henry Adolph, the fourth string fucking walk-on. They would be trying to work in these other guys to get you know a rapper with rap art with fucking say it. But they they were throwing out Lincoln Kleinholtz every now and then. And I and I can see why they were doing that. They just wanted to put stuff on film so Michigan could think about it, or other teams in the playoff could scout for that and think about it and waste time, you know, or you know, think it, you know, just gives them something to think about, something else. So Ohio State was just scrimmaging. So to me, it's like it's it's a two-headed sword. So if things were really as bad as what they seem, they would have had say it out there, really trying to develop these young, these other freshman wide receivers, you know, like Graham and all these other guys. So, but they did it. You know, he ran a lot, he gave a lot to the other tight end, that that guy from Purdue. So is it Claire? Yeah, yeah.

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So he's awesome, actually.

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I was you know, it was really good, you know, a kind of a a little bit of silver lining. It was it was good to see Ohio State's running game kind of get a little going, even though even though Rutgers has one of the worst run defense in the Big Ten, I think they have the worst. But I think it was good to get that kind of going again, you know.

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They stopped us a couple of times.

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They did, they did, and but it was good to kind of see that Ohio State, the left side of Ohio State's offensive line is way, way better than the right side, and I think teams know that. So hopefully Ohio State can play. And I just hope and I pray to Allah or God or whoever is that Ride Day doesn't have one of his patented Michigan rider blocks or the one of one of those, like he just he gave plans beside himself. Play to your strengths, play to what got you here. Don't try to out Michigan. Just don't out. That's what he did last year. Don't try to out Michigan Michigan. Just play who you are, who you are, just play to who you are. Juliet saying with his balls on dead accurate, and that is a clinical term, dead on balls accurate, fucking passing, mixing the run, and rely on your fucking defense. Because there's nothing on tape that Michigan is gonna score more than 12 points on Ohio State. There's nothing. And I Ohio State or Michigan's not gonna score more than 10 points on Ohio State. There's no way. They're not gonna score any more than seven. They're not gonna score any more than negative five. They're coming to the game negative five. Like an Udo card. I play this. So I don't know. I just I've watched Michigan a ton of this year, as I always do, and there's just nothing they're showing me that could, but then again, it's in Ann Arbor, so anything can happen.

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And they do have Bryce Underwhelm, which is gonna be awesome.

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He's he shows flat like little tiny flashes of him being okay, but he's so young and he's very undeveloped. And he's black. You almost went with that. And he's black. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, so it Michigan's run game is good. You see, but Michigan's one-dimensional. Offensively, they're very one-dimensional. They you could if you stop their run, they're they're cooked. So, but and and honestly, their one guy's their one main dude's out for the year, and their other guy is banged up a little bit. So I I can't see this without Ohio State winning by four touchdowns. But it's the game. If anything can happen, you could toss all that shit right out the window. So we'll see what happens. I'm pretty confident, but then I'll be confident the last two years. No shit. They were like 20-something point for that. So I I just hope Ryan Day just plays within his own fucking self, man. Plays with himself. Not literally.

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I want to play with myself.

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It's my favorite. It's my favorite.

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So I sit there and like, I didn't tell Sarah I was leaving.

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Dude, that's fucking fun.

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I took a picture of myself, sent it to my wife, um, telling her I was doing podcasts. Because I didn't tell her I was leaving. And uh John's like, hey, are we doing podcasts tonight? I'm like, fuck, man. You know, like I just got home and I changed into my jammy jams, and I'm like, you know what? Yeah, so I'll uh I'll be over. I'm heading over right now. He's like, what's up to you? I'm like, fuck, man, we gotta get we gotta give Tony something to listen to tomorrow or some Tuesday. So he can't finish his work without us. Right, Tony?

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Yeah. So the soothing sounds of our voices. Soothing sounds. We're starting ASMR. We're gonna start doing ASR.

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We'll just play you the doggy video. Oh doggy song.

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Come here. You want a P PB a J? PP a J? Little P J Sprocket, a little spruck, a little PB and J. Little PP popsicle. Little PP popsicle?

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Sprocket. Sprock it.

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But uh so any any anything else you did this weekend? Anything of noteworthiness?

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Um, well, we I went over and got to watch the game. Um, John got to try this very good, by the way. Cheese steak, AJ's.

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It was very good. Um good call on that.

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Thank you. And then uh no joke, Sarah and I, even after eating, I didn't I only ate one piece at your parents' house.

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I didn't eat the rest of the day, really.

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Um did it. We ended up going to uh well, dude. I ate I had two breakfasts yesterday, dude.

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You had two breakfasts yesterday?

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I went to work at 3 45 in the morning. Well, I got up for work at 3 45. I was at work by five, and then my work buys us food for Saturdays if we if we work.

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Yeah.

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They go and get us McDonald's. That's sweet, dude. So I had a sausage muffin, sausage biscuit, and a burrito, and a hash brown. And um at work, and I'm like, okay, cool, got that. Well, Sarah wanted to go get breakfast now when I go home. I'm like, all right, nine o'clock comes around. I get her up, we go and uh we go get uh deli. Ooh. I've had deli two days in a row. Dang. Dude. If you get a chance, well, dude, just go on the morning, like one of the like weekend mornings, because it's also on Sunday because all the church fuckers are gone.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So sorry, Cadence, I know you're into church and stuff, so I don't mean to but anyway. I love the fact that people have church because I'm gonna say this everything's open for a couple hours. You got like it's kind of like uh curfew for church people. They have to be there. So I go to the deli, dude. I get it to see right away. They have a Mexican breakfast wrap.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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Oh, dude. Sausage, hash browns on it, um scrambled egg, and then I you can either get um sort of like um I got some like a certain mayo, like a Mexican mayo or something. Um Chipotle mayo. It might be a Chipotle mayo, or you can get salsa. I get salsa, and then I have them add sour cream to it. And then you get a fruit cup on the side, and then I get hash browns as well because I love the hash browns. I'm like, hash browns, extra crisp, and and and the waitress knows my order by now. So she goes, she's come up to me today, she goes, I wrote on the last one. The last time you were here, I wrote to uh to uh fry the hell out of them sons of bitches. So I'm gonna write that on this one too. And they did, man. They cooked the shit out of it, dude. They did a great job. They have a jalapeno cheddar wrap and everything. That sounds good, dude. Phenomenal, so fucking good. So I had that yesterday, and then I had it again today for breakfast. But last night we went to uh I don't eat breakfast. We went to Penn Station last night. Okay, and I got that ghost pepper, but I changed it from steak to chicken. So it was a ghost pepper chicken filly cheesesteak. Oh, that sounds good, and it was fucking amazing.

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I thought you could say it was fucking horrible.

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No, it was amazing. It was really good.

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Well, we mortgaged your house when you fucking got that.

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Oh, Sarah paid? Our bill was fifty dollars.

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Whoa!

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Two sandwiches and a large fry. Shut the fuck up. Get out of here. One thing I like about Penn Station though, it is fresh cooked. Like you see it put the shit in. So it's like going to Double D's food cart, but you just pay a lot more. Yeah, yeah. And you're inside, so that's kind of it's the atmosphere, that's what you're paying for. Yeah, the atmosphere. But um, but yeah, we ate there. We went to Kroger um because they have the pop special, and I bought that for Thanksgiving. Um, but really, it's not that good, man. I think one you get buy two, get three free. It's eleven dollars.

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Yeah.

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That's not really, you're not really saving.

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You're spending twenty-two dollars on four of them, like technically four of them, right? You get five. You get you get oh, it's two by oh, buy two phone. So it's twenty, so twenty-two divided by four four dollars a twelve pack?$4.50. That's expensive. For$25. That's not bad, right?

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That's not terrible, I guess.

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How much are how much are 12 packs normally?

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Oh, six bucks. So I see you save a couple bucks.

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So I save it a couple dollars for 12 pack, theoretically speaking.

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But I bought 10 of them.

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Oh, okay.

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Um, for the Thanksgiving, because that's what my job is every year is to bring pop. I don't think people trust me with food at all. I don't know why. And then um we uh saw my way out, I saw Matt Weber.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, and he had he goes, I said, What's up, dude? What you buying me? And then he's you know he turned around, he's like, hey, and he saw my Ohio State shit. He goes, What are you wearing that crap for? I said, Oh man, I love this crap. I said, I forgot you go to you like Notre Dame that likes to float around in mediocrity. He goes, mediocrity, we are international title. And I said, Who did they lose to? That's a good point. And he goes, Yeah, I gotcha. But Matt, dude, I love Matt, dude. He's so cool. And uh he uh so he ended up uh so it's cool seeing him. I saw Brandon's wife, the one that uh witnessed everything on Hust Street and saw her saw his wife there, and I said, How's Brandon holding up? She said he's doing okay. She's like, through Kroger, she gets free counseling, so he's gonna join in on that because they're married and stuff.

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Oh, okay.

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So it's good that he can get some counseling. That's awesome. I think somebody should offer that free in Tiffin for anybody that needs to go, like to be honest. Or somebody should have a GoFundMe for fucking counseling, dude. It's so bad, dude. Yeah, like do a fundraiser, you know, sell a basket of fruit or something like Tom Humbard or whatever.

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Here's your rotten oranges for the whole crew. Hey, here you go. This is uh my thank you. Our our company's doing like a family Christmas thing. No, I'm good. No, thank you. It's like if that's a bull.

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Sexy ass fucking Japanese ladies, though. Should go. See if I'm not gonna go see if you can rub your dick through some sushi.

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I'm not gonna go 50 minutes to fucking marry and just to go bowling for three hours and route screamy kids and shit.

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I'll let my ass off if the fucking if they're like small. I think of them as like gung ho.

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Yeah.

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I'll let my ass off if they're all small and they have to put up the rails and shit. Like the Japanese have to play with bumper bowling. Yeah. Oh, really good. Hey. Even the Japanese bowling balls have squinny holes.

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I just got that visual on it, man. No, the bottom hole's regular, but the two top holes are squinny, dude.

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It's like a Japanese dude going, oh but they like the striker. That's all I was thinking, like holes and it hits, and the screen says striker up.

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Striker! Striker! Oh, gutter baller! You come on, regato! Striker ballery. You a sucker! You'll be great as shame to your family.

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We need to get some of those ear pods so you can hear, like, find out what they're saying about you.

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We have an interpreter, but then again, it's just like, listen, I talk, you say what I say. You say exactly what I say. What'd you say?

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Dude, okay, so speaking of that, do me a favor, pull up slamming salmon. I love that movie.

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I've yet to see that.

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Oh, dude, it's so good. Pull up slamming salmon interpreter. Oh, dude, I love this scene. Yep, right here it is, yeah. Watch this. Dude, Michael Clark Duncan was amazing. His comedic presence was so good in his.

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He owns the fucking restaurant.

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Waitress Wade Sukeru. Hey, champ!

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What the fuck happened to you?

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I got burned with soup.

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Don't you know you're supposed to blow on it first?

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Yes, champ.

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Well, don't just stand it. Get out of here, soup face. You're offending my Tokyokan guests. Get me the smart girl.

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Tara? Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm gonna get her for you.

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And tell her to bring me some champagne. I am so sorry, but her soup face scared the shit out of me. My voice is not that high.

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That's not even the part, so it'll be the next one. If god damn it. Me oh dude, that's funny as shit, too. Meat drapes? Dude, this is hilarious, dude.

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Who is Guy Meat Drapes? What kind of name is that? Um, it's um it's Madropodes, sir. It's uh it's Greek. Well, why does it sound like that when I say it? Meat Drapes. I don't know. Madropities? You don't know much, do you guy?

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He's supposed to be a championship boxer. Like Mike Tyson. When he's trying to open up a restaurant. No, he's already got a restaurant. Yosie can coo. 18,000, so you need to make$18,000 at the restaurant never done before. That's right, nor 20,000.

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Top waiter leaves here tonight with 10 grand in his pocket. You know what 10 grand feels like in your pocket? Are you lampooning me, me drapes?

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Oh, they cut it out. He goes, it's like having a third cock. Wow, how many cocks do you have, champ? Oh, dude. Assumptions. Click that, dude. This is my favorite sound.

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You have to be kidding me.

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I can't!

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I'm defeated, baby!

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Dude, you need to watch this fucking movie. Probably my favorite broken lizard movie, dude. One of them.

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But good. Hey, get a carrot for the SS for Delicious, okay? I assume that's the horse. Never assume when you assume you make an asshole out of yourself.

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Dude, he is like, no joke. If you've never seen Slam and Salmon, fucking amazing, dude. The movie is so fucking good.

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I'll have to check it out.

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Feed my pretties. What's that?

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Fuck side language.

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Oh fucking lame god.

SPEAKER_05: 58:01

Wait. If you're deaf, I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of going to a rock show? Or am I it's sets? You can still feel it. I mean, I like I guess you could feel yeah, I guess you could feel the vibrations. But it's awesome here. How does she even know what he's saying though? I don't I don't know. Well, she's not deaf. Well, I don't death, but I mean like I mean like she's growing and screaming at shit.

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I don't know, she probably has like all the lyrics. Like maybe there's a uh monitor. Oh, it could be meat drapes when you assume you make an asshole out of yourself. Out of yourself, dude. It's fucking dude, slamming salmon. So good. It's on Tubi for free.

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Oh, okay.

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Yes. Sweet. Oh yeah, boy. Alright. Let's take a Gandas. Tomorrow I'm going to Toledo. Dude, okay, so. Um, I had a weird dream last night, man, and you would have fucking hated it. Oh yeah? Oh yeah, I was on a cruise ship.

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Oh god. Yes, I would have hated it.

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Okay, so in my dream last night, my assist manager Sarah was in it. And I texted Sarah in the morning and I said, Hey man, you know, she's like, hey, you're off this week, right? I said, Yeah. She goes, You want to go to Toledo one of these days? And I said, Yeah. So tomorrow we're going to Toledo. I'm going to meet her at her house at 9.30 and BG and we're going to head up to Toledo. Picking up that PS5, hopefully, and them CDs and shit. And I got a couple other things I'm looking at. So any whoobie-scooby-dooby. I said, hey, give me a call when you get a second. Because I'm a firm believer that if you if I dream something and I don't tell you about it, it does come true, like in some sort of way.

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Like it manifests itself.

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Yeah, it does. It really does. I've had it happen to where I'm like, man, this is fucking uh what it was that when it when it when you feel something like. Like deja vu.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well I'm like, fuck, man. I know this happened. I fucking know it happened. I know I dreamt this. So I'm on a c we're on a cruise ship and we're running a fucking some sort of place on a cruise ship. I don't know what it is. We never sold anything on it while in my dreams, so I have no idea what it is.

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Okay.

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She comes into work on a cruise ship or whatever. And we must be docked somewhere. All of a sudden, and I'm like, hey, how's it going? You know, she's down and dumps or whatever. I'm like, okay, cool. I turn around and then I turn back and she's gone. Okay? She's gone. I look out the back window, which is facing the back of the ship, I guess. And I look in the water and I see her swimming out into the ocean. Oh fuck. Like away from the beach toward the ocean. I'm like, where the fuck is she going? As a matter of fact.

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Where is she going?

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Like it was a normal fucking thing for somebody to jump off the back of the boat and just go swimming. So I, you know, I'm working, or I'm I'm not doing anything because it's a fucking dream. And then I uh well she comes back, and I'm I think I was talking to like the maintenance guy or something, and I was like, you know, some maintenance guy that was there. And I'm like, oh I don't know where the what the hell she went. I saw her swimming out in the ocean. I don't know, man, you know, and then she comes back and she's like, I said, hey, where the fuck did you go? She's like, uh, I had to get out of here, man. I just my head's fucked up. I went, you know, went swimming or whatever. I said, when you're gonna do that, let me know. Like, you gotta let me know you're gonna go jump off the boat and go into the ocean.

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Like it was a normal thing.

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Like, hey, hey, boss, I'll be back in half hour. I'm gonna take my 30 minutes.

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That's not how that's not how that works.

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No, uh, in my dreams it does. I guess so. So she uh she's like, oh, okay. She goes, Have you seen the maintenance man? I said, Not for a little bit. And I turn around and there's the maintenance man. And I'm like, and she's like, Oh, there he is. I'm like, and the maintenance man, okay, is a cross between her brother Pete, her in real life, her brother Pete, yeah, and Bailey that used to work there. It's like a mix of them. If they mold it into one, that's what it was uh the maintenance man was. And she's like, Oh, okay, and that was the end of the fucking dream. That was the end of it. So I called her, I said, Well, I don't want you jumping off any cruise ships anytime soon. Number one. And Sarah looked it up. Like Sarah's a big dream person, so she's my wife looked it up while we were eating breakfast, and she goes, There's five different possibilities, but I narrowed it down to like one or two. She goes, one is that you like she when she jumped off like and left, you felt like you were failing her, like there's nothing you could do, yeah, and you were failing her. And I said, That makes fucking great sense. Yeah, because she hates work, she hates going to level up right now. She does, and I do too. I love level up. I'm not gonna talk bad about it. I love level up with like I do. It's been my home for 16 years. I love it, it's a great store. I love the fucking place. But my problem is that since I've been trying to open my own store, my dedication and my heart has been for that and not worried about level up. Should be because so when I go to work at level up, I'm not looking at level up for level up, I'm looking at level up for myself. Yeah, like I'm like conflict of interest. I'm like, yeah, what can what what can I buy in this place to put in my store? You know, like that's what it's kind of looking like. And I hate to say that. Don't get me wrong, I still treat customers really well. I still am putting things on Facebook for level up. I still want people to go there and I want them to support them, but like my my interests have changed, and so has hers. She's not, she doesn't want to be there. She wants to go work and start over and and help me build my empire, you know. And uh what sucks is she's been miserable going in and doing that, and I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. I can't do a goddamn thing. Yeah, you know, like I gotta wait on other fucking people. I am not not a patient person.

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Me neither, man.

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And like if I want something, I'm gonna fucking bug you about it. And that's just and you have two options. You can either shrug me off and I'll just go to somebody else, or you can get the shit done. I don't fucking like waiting around. If I ask you to do something and you're supposed to do it, and you fucking take 10 years, it's gonna bug the fuck out of me, and I'm gonna be bugging the shit out of you. And uh unfortunately, this right here, I have to kind of walk on eggshells because it's not it's a it's a it's my landlord, and I haven't signed papers yet. Once I sign papers, I don't really give a shit. Yeah, it's whatever. But um, I'm hoping, I'm hoping. I got my fingers crossed that I'll hear about some good news tomorrow. Hope so. I'm hoping. I'm so tired of it. We got one week, and if I gotta get any inspections done, I got one week to get that done before I can even get in there. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, let's get this shit on a roll. I don't know why these motherfuckers are taking so long. Do you not like money?

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I guess not. That's pretty evident during this whole thing for people just don't want money, apparently.

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Most people are trying to trick me out of my money.

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Yeah, yeah.

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These motherfuckers, dude, hell, they're like, nah.

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No, I'm good on money. I don't need it. No, I don't want that. Okay. Fuck. Maybe they just don't take you seriously.

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I've also been oh, I adopted uh I went to pit stop down by your parents' house.

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Yeah.

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And when yesterday, when I picked up my water, I ended up picking up like I got a little boy's like envelope for the the Noelle thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. To to buy them Christmas gifts. Holy fuck are these kids expensive, man. They want to do the one yesterday, the kid I got, he's like, I like a beanbag chair, PS5 games, PS4 games, Minecraft. Uh, what the fuck else was it? Oh, an Echo Dot. And I'm like, what the Lord? He's you're 10 years old. The one I got today was ridiculous. It was a little girl because I was like, took the presents in. I didn't get him all that shit. Um, I spent probably about 60 to 80 dollars on this kid. Bought him clothes, bottom like he wanted football cards, so I got a big pack of football cards. Nice. Um I got a little girl today, um, seven years old. This little girl wanted a drawing projector, she wanted uh magnetiles, she wanted a fire tablet. Um, I'm like, God damn, dude. Like, I'm not paying child support. You know, like like I want to help kids have a good Christmas. I want them to have a Christmas. I think every kid should be able to have Christmas, but I'm not I'm not gonna be spending hundreds, I'm not gonna spend more on a kid I don't even know, yeah, than I do on my own fucking kids. You know, like I want to get you, I want to get you something. I just can't get you everything you asked for. It's it was it was just crazy, dude. Like the list was insane. I'm just like, man, god damn. One of them's like I wouldn't be surprised. Like, I want a Mustang vertible.

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Yeah, no shit.

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I want a uh I want to put mine up there and be like 43-year-old kid. Yeah, 43. I want a technodrome from the old Ninja Turtle Collection, dude.

SPEAKER_05: 1:07:25

I love that techno drone. I had one of those.

SPEAKER_04: 1:07:27

Oh, dude, my buddy's got one, it's in the box still.

SPEAKER_05: 1:07:30

Nice, but he won't sell it to me. Uh well, with that being said, we must bid you adieu. If you have a technodrome, hit me up. Yeah, technodrome for Jay. That's his Christmas wish.

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I'm gonna do a GoFundMe.

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But uh I'll I'll I'll contribute to it. But we we appreciate everyone who's been listening, and uh, we're we are vastly approaching episode 200.

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And by next week, I should have forgotten pussy. I'm supposed to get a Tuesday night.

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Well, we'll keep in the schedule. We'll keep you updated on that next episode. We're romantic and shit. Uh we hope everybody have a hope everybody has a fantastic Thanksgiving holiday. Uh hope you eat a lot of turkey, don't choke on it, die, because that does happen apparently. So don't drive me, dude. Drive. Yeah.

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Uh hopefully the turkey won't be the only thing getting stuffed this week.

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Don't cook.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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So uh yeah, JD party work.

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Yeah, so I'd like to say thank you to everybody for listening. Um, um sticking with us this long. Next episode will be our 200th bicentennial episode.

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Helicoptering hero!

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So our uh so next episode will be our 200th episode, and um I guess uh Go Bucks, which is uh fuck Mitchigated, and we'll see you guys next week.

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I'm John Brick, and I'm Jason Turker, and