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It's not your day. It's not my day. This is our day. And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit? You like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of It's Every Day with Jonathan and Jay. Let's rock. Hey, what's up all you flaming fruitcakes? Ha ha! Fruitcake, we're it's almost a holiday. Yeah, it is almost a holiday. That's why I said it. And flaming fruitcake is because some cultures they light them on fire. So it's nothing against faggots or anything like that. Nothing against nothing against them. Nothing against faggots, Jews, Negroes, none of that shit.

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So I thought you were gonna drop it.

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We're not racist here.

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I thought you were gonna dropped a hard are there.

SPEAKER_12: 2:04

Oh what nigger? I'm sorry. Um, no, anyway. Um got a lot, a lot to talk about.

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All right, let's get into it.

SPEAKER_12: 2:18

We're a couple days. Um we're a couple days past where we're supposed to record, so I'm surprised we haven't heard anything from Tony yet. I know we're a little late. Tony, I'm sorry. Had a busy weekend. Yeah. Um let's start off by something that we talked about. We were doing last week, but we uh obviously didn't get to record yet. The Brian Regan show. Let's talk about it, yeah.

SPEAKER_13: 2:43

That was incredible. That was really good, dude.

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I heard you laughing. It helped me laugh. Joe, I couldn't tell whether he's laughing or not.

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He chuckled a few times. He he's a tough cookie to crack, I think.

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Dude, I'm telling you what, dude, he laughed his ass off of Rodney Carrington, though, when we watched the fucking special The Life of the Majestic.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_12: 2:58

Holy shit, he died. But but yeah, no, dude. Um, I enjoyed the fuck out of the show.

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It was really good. It's good, you know, it's good to see like comics who could do a clean act and not it still be funny because a lot of that's hard. It's hard. I think that's harder than just saying fucking shit and cut and all that kind of stuff. So I I think it like his situation, like his his his physical attributes that he puts into his comedy makes it really good. Like his facial expressions and all that it reminds me of George Carlin a little bit. Like without the vulgarity a little bit, yeah. But yeah, he it was really good.

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Yeah, he killed it, dude. Um, I enjoyed him. I've followed Brian Regan for a while. I didn't realize he went to Heidelberg College, which was kind of cool.

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Um I didn't realize that's who it was. I heard there was like a famous comic who went to Heidelberg. I didn't realize it was him.

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But I showed John um some of his funny shit, and he like his is like I, you know, real I don't know, like it's real time, little like literal humor. I don't know. It's funnier than he just does it really well, right? Um, dude, I've been following this new comic, and this dude, I want to see, like, he's edgier. Um let me see here. I'm gonna pull him up real quick. I know we're kind of jumping, but um, I I sent it to my brother the other day. Let me see.

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There's like two famous alumni that went to Heidelberg. So I'm just gonna have Brian Regan, and then you have like then you have Job Buchagross from ESPN. So I didn't even know that. Yeah, ain't that crazy? Like Job Buchagross, he will like shout out like Tiffet Columbian and stuff on Sports Center. Yeah, did you know that? No, he used to. I don't know if he does that anymore, but he used to like so remember that game where Columbian had the shootout with like another team, and the final was like 90 to 80 or some shit like that back in the day. It was like maybe five, six, seven, eight years ago. Was it football? Football, yeah. It was like a basketball score. And Job Bucci Gross shouted that out on Sports Center.

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That's cool shit. Yeah, dude. That's really awesome.

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Yeah, he he reps Tiffin real. Like, not just Heidelberg.

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That's what I would do too. Like, you know, I mean, I love Tiffin, dude. I'm not gonna lie. But dude, oh, here's here's a dude. I sent my brother this.

SPEAKER_09: 5:21

Uh head of vasectomy a few years ago. And uh he found out the hard way doesn't always work and can make your baby black.

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This dude is hilarious, Quinn Dale, dude. Let's look up Quinn Dale, some of Quinn Dale stuff. This dude, like, it's it's funny, it's like he he does that last quip changeover, like he'll talk about serious notion, and then uh Quinn Dale doesn't give a fuck. Look at bring it on, nigga.

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I got a message to all black people.

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We know what you're saying. He said, he said, there's words that white people can't say how come they never give black names to hurricanes to sound too racist?

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Hurricane Tyrone, shut up the coast tonight. Hurricane Shamik will wreak havoc in the I remember when I was growing up, one of our neighbors was black, and he told me, Quinn, it is never okay to use the N-word. Ever. I was like, okay. So, like, how should I greet you? Good afternoon, what all right, folks?

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If you've ever laughed at something, you probably should Dude.

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He says this one, he goes, uh, what'd he say? He goes, he goes, There's things that people can't say. So, like white people, you can't say the N-word. Black people, you don't know how to say ask.

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Ask. Yeah, axe. Sometimes you can sound racist accidentally. I love it. For example, my Spanish isn't great, but I have a house that I rent out to a big Mexican family. And one time they call me because they have roaches. So I called a local Mexican-owned pest control company, Spanish speaker. And I said, Puedes rociar para Mexicanos, which apparently means can you spray for Mexicans? Sometimes you can sound racist.

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I want to see this dude, dude. He just he just started coming up on my news feed, and he is oh, Asians, dude. Oh my god. Right there.

SPEAKER_10: 7:57

You don't the one right underneath that one, yeah. Vietnamese people sound a little sarcastic when they talk. Like I was at Walmart the other day, and the greeter was Vietnamese. I didn't feel very welcome. She was like, Will come to Walmart.

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I'll be like definitely has to pay.

SPEAKER_10: 8:20

Okay, so you're a prostitute. And what else? Where are you from, maybe?

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Italia.

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We call it Italy, but that's we call it Italy, but the story, sir. You got a wife at home somewhere? I'm having a mum on myself. Looking for something young and pretty. This is the first time he's been uncomfortable on the black. Her name was Jumies. Her parents just took the mom names John and Mace. White people couldn't pull in the mouth. This is our number blamer. I never certainly words the black people cannot say. Like the word ask. Come on, Burke. I bet you're fun at party's home. Let's get her a shot. I mean, come on your fork, but get her the Yeah, wait, he burned her shot. Thank you, bro. Come on, Cameron, let's do it!

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Who comes to a comedy show and just fucking just uh gets butthurt gets butthurt, dude? Listen, don't go to a comedy show if you're not prepared to deal with some uncomfortable shit. Either A, if they're if they're a crowd work, if they're a crowd work comic, you better have you better be ready for it because you you just gotta have a pick skid.

SPEAKER_12: 10:26

I was watching this one. Oh Jesus Christ, 13 action news is on at that Hustry thing.

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Oh, really?

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Um speaking of what big things happen to Tiffin tonight, unfortunately. It just really sucks. Um did those kids die? Oh, he shot 'em. Yeah, I think they're dead. Are they dead? I think they're dead. They did it out in the lawn? Did it out in the yard, yeah? Says right here third breaking news is a heavy police presence in Hustry and Tiffin. 13 action news crews are at the scene and working to confirm information. Ten minutes ago. So just a really rough time tonight.

SPEAKER_13: 11:06

They're they're really taking their time with this like store news because it probably is bad. Usually stuff like this, they gotta make sure they got all their facts together.

SPEAKER_12: 11:16

But um anyway, there was another on a lighter note. How do we how do you transition out of that? There was another comedian that I was watching in my news feeds that was um dude. You know how I do the voiceovers for for people and things, and like when we were watching movies and shit.

SPEAKER_13: 11:36

Oh, I love that shit. Okay, he did it, but it was for this guy in the front row, and he looked like it was a black guy, look like a oh, somebody was coming over to him and talking to him or something, and he was he was it was like the security guy security guy. Did you see that one? Yeah, I see that.

SPEAKER_12: 11:51

Dude, I laughed my fucking ass off. And he was doing like real-time like the conversation between. He was in a plastic cup, yeah. Dude, I saw that as soon as I was watching it today and I laughed my fucking ass off. But yeah, we had that happen. Um went uh so I DJ'd a wedding Saturday, which was really fun. Um, everything worked out great. The bride and groom were very happy. Thank goodness. They did the smartest. They they had AJ's uh pizza delivered for their for their wedding, which was genius because fifteen hundred to two thousand dollars compared to three to five to six thousand dollars for food. Yeah, so kudos to them. Saved a shit ton of money. That's smart, got people food and they got through. Everybody loves pizza.

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It's just it's yeah, you can't go wrong.

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If you don't, you're a communist. I don't know what to tell you.

SPEAKER_13: 12:50

You're uh you're a dirty fucking you're a pizza phobe. You're a pizza phobe.

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Learn that tonight.

SPEAKER_13: 12:55

Yeah. Pizza phobe. You're you're anti-Italy.

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You're uh you said they had pizza bigot.

SPEAKER_13: 13:04

You're telling you're telling me they had uh Philly cheesesteak pizza or something?

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Philly cheesesteak pizza from a sounds phenomenal, dude. I said Saturday, I'm off. I finally don't have to DJ. So, dude, I get two Ohio State games in a row. So the Michigan game too. I get to go to the Michigan game with you guys, dude. I want to go see it. Um so um, but uh dude, no joke, I'm I'm buying one for Saturday.

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I can't wait to try this.

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And then um I would just confirm with your dad, make sure everybody likes it. I'm pretty sure everybody's gonna like it. I'm not gonna lie. Best AJ's pizza. I'd say I put it up there with one of the best pizzas I've ever had in my life.

SPEAKER_13: 13:43

Really? It is hype. We are getting hype. We're getting hype.

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I need to stop because I ruin it for John's.

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You always hype shit up.

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Sometimes, sometimes I've had sometimes it pays off. Sometimes it pays off. I'd say I'm at a like 5% payoff rate on hyping things up.

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You hyped up like the son of Thurman's for like ever to be. And I'm like, man, this place is probably I hope this place don't suck. It was actually very, very, very good.

SPEAKER_12: 14:06

When it comes to food, John trusts me. You know, I was gonna say, you know, it's just I'm batting like almost a hundred ones.

SPEAKER_13: 14:10

Dude, usually when it comes to restaurants, like um what's that place of fiddly? Uh Beckett's Beckett's. You're you were all about that place. I'm like, okay, let's fucking try this joint. And I'm like, dude, this place is fucking phenomenal. It sucks. It's all the way on the other side. I know, right? It's like well if you're gonna go all that out of the other side of Fiddley, there's like Texas Roadhouse there, but you know what? I'd rather go to Beckets. I'd rather go to Beckett's spend less money, get tachos. Fucking they got that they got that in-house soda. I can't rave fuck the food. I just love that that soda they make out of mop water.

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I don't know what the you know a place I tried that I've never been to that you've been to a couple a few times. Okay, chilies. I've never been there. I love chilies, dude. Best one of the best mozzarella things. Did you ever get the mozzarella appetizer? No, holy shit, you've been missing out. I've been to chilies, it's they're huge like mozzarella cubes, like, but they're breaded here, they're made in-house. Oh, they're not as good as Wall Street. I'll say that.

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The Wall Street ones, that's that was S tier.

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You just don't have like the way gonna stop that. I almost wanted to be like, you got tomato bacon jam? That would have been tomato bacon aioli, please. But no, huge, and they were phenomenal. And uh, me and Sarah are like, oh my god, these are really good. We went Friday, or or no, it wasn't Friday. Did you go to one at Ross?

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Russia's dusky, okay.

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Yeah, we went to the one at Sandusky. I went up there to pick up a bunch of uh video games.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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It might have been Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday. I don't remember.

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I will I will say this though. They people always were like they used to be kind of a bottom rung kind of chained restaurant, but dude, I've had great experiences at Chili's every time.

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I put them up, I put them above Applebee's. They're way above Applebee's. Applebee's is like bottom rung.

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Applebee's is bottom rung. They used to be halfway. They used to be really good. But I tell you, Chili's has that has that uh that three pick three for me deal. And it's really good. I know. That's what I did. Did you upgrade your appetizer, or is that what, or did you just get just a regular appetizer? You just got those cheese.

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Oh no, no, I did the pick three, like I got ribs and chicken, oh, you the sauce combo, you did the combo.

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So they also have the the pick three for me deal starting at like$12.99. So you get an appetizer, this the drinks included. So you get the appetizer, you get to choose from a list, like the appetizer and entree. So and a drink. So it's pick three, and then you can upgrade the various things. So normally nothing is above$15,$16. And that at a chain restaurant, it's really, really good. So they they have like the con queso, which is fucking amazing, too. So I was like, man, the burgers are really, really good.

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The mozzarella sticks. I'll have to try that next time I've got it.

SPEAKER_13: 16:59

I'll have to try that next time.

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Because their marinara is pretty fucking good, dude. Like, you know, oh my god. So Sarah and I went there.

SPEAKER_13: 17:06

So what you so what do you have as an entree?

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Um, the first day, uh, because I went there twice. Ha ha, yeah, dude. So the first day, um, I got uh I just got chicken strips and fries. Oh, you can't go wrong with that. No, and then um I got the mushrooms that were like they're grilled mushrooms, like it's a side. Oh so but the only problem is I think these were sitting in there for way too long. And they kind of had them um okay. They kind of had them, it tasted you you remember the old uh grease vats from fucking McDonald's? Oh yeah, these tasted like those smelled they're swimming in there, tasted like those smelled. So I was like, eh, I ate a couple of them, and I'm like, yeah, I'm done with these. Um I don't remember what the fuck Sarah got. She got a burger, and her burger was really look, it was really good. I tried it, it was the mini burgers.

SPEAKER_13: 17:59

Oh, the sliders, those sliders are good, fucking kills, yeah. So I've heard Joe got it once good flavor, yeah.

SPEAKER_12: 18:05

Um and then uh okay, so the next um so the next time I went to Chili's was Sunday, and I took me, my brother, and sister. We went to a Browns game. That's right. But you had been busy. Dang, I forgot. I worked Saturday too. I worked at um Palfinger on Saturday.

SPEAKER_13: 18:24

Oh, really? So I worked out. Oh, yeah, that turn around and go to the Browns game then?

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Uh Saturday, I DJ'd afterwards.

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Oh, afterwards, you had the D.

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So I worked from five to nine in the morning. Jeez, but it's overtime, dude. I'm like, get that money, dog. Get the bag, get that bag, yes, and then uh that's what I'm doing this Saturday, too. So um, and then I went and um DJ'd a wedding Sunday, Browns game time, baby. You got to see the debut of Shador Sanders. I did not. You guys left? We left at halftime. You guys left at halftime? Yep, why? Because we wanted to beat everybody on the train. Oh I never stay for the whole of anything, dude.

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Oh man.

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If it's if it's Ohio State, I'll stay. But I'm watching.

SPEAKER_13: 19:08

I mean, it is the it is the Browns, so I guess I I would I don't I would stay the whole. I paid money, good money. I I'm gonna watch the moves. Oh, yeah. I paid I'm staying the full 60 minutes. I paid a hundred dollars a ticket, but I'm staying the whole 60 minutes.

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I'm gonna tell you the seats we had were worth it. Um, and I'll get to that. Okay. We okay, so we ended up we're heading up there, and um you know, because it did the thing didn't start till 425. So the game didn't start till 425. So we're heading up. We left at like noon, 12:30. We're heading up there, like get some lunch, you know, and then we can go. So we go, we get lunch, we stop at Chili's. So it's my second time.

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Yeah.

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Steve goes to the restroom right away. Kristen goes, tells the waiter, goes, Hey, it's his birthday, the guy that's in the bathroom. It's his 47th birthday.

SPEAKER_13: 20:02

47th? Holy shit.

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It's his 47th birthday. Um, he's really shy about it though, so he doesn't like to really talk about it. So I don't know if you do anything special for birthdays, but it's his birthday. And I chimed in, I was like, Yeah, it is. It's his birthday, but he doesn't really want anybody acknowledging it. But we want to surprise him. No joke. Best running joke all night because we didn't let it die at Chili's. It was his birthday all day. So we're in Chili's, and I order that special. I got the ribs and the chicken strips, yeah, uh, little pieces of like uh sausage with pepper or uh jalapeno sausage, fries and mac and cheese. Oh, that sounds good. Yeah, that was so fucking full. I bet. So the guy's like the guy comes around, and we're you know, he's doing a great job, and he's you know, filling our drinks, and he tells Steve's like, hey, you know, happy birthday. So he goes, It's not my fucking birthday. He goes, I'll show you my ID, and the dude just acted like he wasn't even talking, just walked away. You know, that's awesome. So we're all fucking eating, we're doing everything, and um and the guy comes out and he brings us fucking dessert gifts, Steve. Nice, yes, so I got a picture of him with his dessert oh my god, that's awesome! And I said, Happy birthday. Let me see here. There it is. So anyway, here he is with his uh so he he ate his dessert, and the guy goes, um he goes, happy 47th birthday, and Steve goes, Yeah, I know it's crazy because I've you know honestly I feel 37. He goes, Well, you he goes, Well, trust me, you don't look any older than 37. Steve's gonna be 37 and right, right, right. So this guy's like trying to compliment him by just putting him right at his age, you know.

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That is fucking awesome.

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Okay, so we leave there, and we're only like 12 minutes from RTA in Brook Park. Oh, okay. So, because I'm like, dude, Kristen's never been on the train. She got a fucking she got the full oh man, dude.

SPEAKER_13: 22:25

I mean it's public transportation in Cleveland, so it's five dollars.

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So you can't beat it though, you can't beat it. Free parking, dude. It's the best way to go. I'm sorry if you keep to yourself about you.

SPEAKER_13: 22:40

Yes, you keep it. Keep your fucking head down, keep your eyes in front of you, and don't say a fucking word. Yes. So anyway, but I assume your sister could not do that. No, she did fine. Oh, she didn't. Okay.

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Let's let's okay. So we get on, we get on, we go to Brook Park, we uh the tickets things at Brook Park were down. Oh, really? You had to buy them at the station at Tower City once you got off the fucking train. Oh, okay. Dang, which is crazy because what do you do if somebody you're just gonna let people ride and they don't have money?

SPEAKER_13: 23:12

Yeah, that's so anyway.

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Yeah, you have to do that. So we get on the train, we got seats, we're good. Uh Steve and Kristen are in front of me. Kristen's by the window, and I'm sitting by myself. And I look to my right and I look down on the seat beside me, and there's white stains all over it. I said, I am not moving over. If somebody wants to come sit with me, they're sitting on the inside, they're sitting on that. I'm not sitting on that. I'm not sitting on coomb stains, it ain't happening.

SPEAKER_13: 23:39

What's the one?

SPEAKER_12: 23:40

Oh, dude, it was splattered all over my seat. The seat beside me. I'm like, nope.

SPEAKER_13: 23:45

So that's public transportation.

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Funny as shit. So, you know, a couple stops. We're in Brook Park. So, what's good about going to Brook Park is you're you're like the first ones on. So you get seats, you're gonna get seats. Right, right, right. Okay, now it's filling up with Browns fans. We're we're getting close, we're about an hour and a half out of time before the game starts. It's it's filling up, right? A black guy and his son come on. His son, dude. I'm telling you what, dude. I the son was dressed fly as shit, and he's just a little kid. Yeah, he's holding on to the rail, fly as fuck, jersey with under a vest. He has like a fucking browns jersey under a vest. That's okay. Like a one of them puffy fucking Tibband vests. Oh yeah, that's got the fucking little Tim's on his feet and everything. Yeah, dude, looking fly as fuck. The dad ran up holding the fucking rail. And Kristen's like Kristen's like she looks back at me, she goes, I can see that man's whole penis through his pants. He had sweatpants on and he was a well-endowed black man. His fucking thigh slapper. I don't even want a knee slapper. Did you look? I did.

SPEAKER_13: 24:59

Was it was it a big old? It was a lunch?

SPEAKER_12: 25:02

It was like if okay, you remember Soul Plane?

SPEAKER_13: 25:05

Uh I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_12: 25:06

Oh god. There's a part in Soul Plane where this black guy's in a magazine, but he's on the plane and Missy Pyle sees the magazine, and you see the fuck he's wearing like shorts, and his dick is all the way, dude. This motherfucker, dude. I I'm like, how do you have that? I get stuck with what I got. Couldn't there be a middle ground? You know, life is cruel sometimes. That fucker's like, I wouldn't even say it's a baby arm. He's like a middle-aged man's arm. Fucker was a monster. Oh my god. So Kristen's like, I can see his whole penis. I'm like, I can see it. You're like, she's never been on a train in public transportation. So we get off. It's funny as shit, dude. That's awesome. So we get off at Tower City. I have to go all the way through. We have to buy our tickets, of course. Steve pays for our tickets. So Kristen paid for our lunch at Chili's, which was awesome. Steve paid for the the the train tickets. Yeah. And we go up to God damn, leave me the fuck alone. I'm turning this shit off.

SPEAKER_13: 26:09

You are popular today.

SPEAKER_12: 26:10

Let's just fucking level up stuff. So anyway, um, Steve pays for those. We get on the train that goes to the waterfront from Tower City because it takes you right up to the stadium. That's what I love about the RTA.

SPEAKER_13: 26:23

Oh, you just you just you just scoot what it called, you just scoot it up, scooted ahead to the blue blue line or whatever.

SPEAKER_12: 26:28

Yep, blue line that goes uh to to the waterfront. Yeah, so amazing. Yeah, so uh we're waiting. Steve and I book onto the train, Kristen's behind us. We get seats. We're up right behind the conductor, whatever the ladies are driving. Yeah, the driver. She was super cool. She's like, here we go, brownies, here we go. Ooh, ooh.

SPEAKER_13: 26:49

Yeah, that's that's awesome. It's the goofiest shit.

SPEAKER_12: 26:52

But anyway, she was super cool. Kristen, I said, there's a seat like three rows back behind us. You could sit there next to that person. They're a Browns fan. Just go sit behind, you know. She's like, no, hello. She's standing, she stood right behind the conductor, right in front of Steve. And Steve took pictures of her standing there, just like I said, you look like a pissed-off teacher on a field trip. You look like, and it was funny as shit. So she's standing there. We get off at at um at Brown Stadium, and we're going up and we have to walk up the stairs, and she's telling all these RTA security guys, she's like, these guys sat on the RTA and made me stand. And then the cop goes, and they were all black house, which was awesome. They were super cool. He goes, or and he goes, What? That's messed up. I said, Hey, listen, equal rights. You want the you know shit, man. You want the right to vote? Now I gotta give up my fucking C for you? Equal rights, and he laughed, dude. He started laughing, dude. You know, like that's fucking funny. Yeah, bitch. You ain't getting a C because you're a woman? No, no, no. Nope. You want equal pay, equal stay. Equal standard, equal stand. Don't matter. So anyway, you want to take a stand?

SPEAKER_13: 28:16

Well, now you definitely are taking a stand.

SPEAKER_12: 28:18

Now you can take a stand, I'll take a seat.

SPEAKER_13: 28:20

I'll take a seat. Yeah, because my ass is tired.

SPEAKER_12: 28:22

Yeah. So we go up to the thing, he's laughing. We go up to we're going up the stadium, and and we're like, where the fuck are our seats, man? We're walking all the way around this motherfucker. I'm looking at the store, I'm like, I want to go into the store, you know, because I want to fucking buy something or whatever, which I didn't. And we go, we go all the way around, we're walking all the way around, around, around, and there's a sign that points at our seats, which is 622, 623. Okay, cool. And it points to an elevator. And it's a browns painted elevator, looks like the browns helmet, has an attendant on it and shit.

SPEAKER_13: 28:57

Oh, fancy.

SPEAKER_12: 28:58

Yeah. So we go to the people sitting there and we're like, is there any stairs? I said, How do you get up to 622-623? He's like, right here. And he gets on his headset and he goes, Hey, Mike, uh, we got a couple people that are uh waiting to get on to head up to 622, 623. All right. A couple seconds later, fucking door opens. Tendants like, hey, I'm sorry, the service elevator's down, so you know they're having to use this as well. So it's just kind of all over.

SPEAKER_13: 29:28

So we're boy, everything's doubting Cleveland right now. It is. It sucks. Literally.

SPEAKER_12: 29:32

So went up. Seats are amazing. They're separate. They're separate from everything else. It's just 622, 623, one section. One section of each. We had our own concession stand, we had our own bathrooms. It was all separate. He's like, if you get too cold, just uh come on the elevator and warm back up.

SPEAKER_13: 29:58

Wow, dude, it was. That is sweet, dude.

SPEAKER_12: 30:03

So you know what? I'm gonna say this. The defense was stellar. The defense killed it. Those were all defensive in fucking field goal points.

SPEAKER_13: 30:17

None offensively. None. Cleveland's offense is is no better than a fucking Pee-Wee football team.

SPEAKER_12: 30:25

Dude, I'm telling you what, dude, I told somebody uh I got to watch, I got to watch Miles Garrett sack Lamar Jackson three or four times. Dude, he he he's a living nightmare. That motherfucker, dude, laid that bitch in the turf and they're like oops. Holy shit, I just fucked it all up. Anyway. Um God damn it, you're stupid. Okay, got it fixed. We're good. We're back. We're back. But anyway, I got to watch him like on the scoreboard. They they had his sacks tallied up. They're like, ding, 29 sacks. Dude, it was amazing. Then we got a pick six. Yeah. Dude, we got a fucking pick six. Our defense does not deserve to play in Cleveland.

SPEAKER_13: 31:09

Right. That's agreeable.

SPEAKER_12: 31:10

You know what?

SPEAKER_13: 31:13

Fucking defense.

SPEAKER_12: 31:14

Yeah. And it sucks. Because our offense went three and out so many times. It has to be so frustrating. I get excited when they get a positive run. We got a yard! And it's a yard. Good luck. And then, dude, no joke, I watched the defense stop Lamar Jackson's ass on the goal line a couple times, man. So, dude, it was just there's only so much you can do. If the offense can't make points, dude.

SPEAKER_13: 31:41

Defense gets tired, so.

SPEAKER_12: 31:43

So when um so when we ended up leaving, yeah, I got like I got a couple videos and pictures, yeah.

SPEAKER_13: 31:49

Well, hold on to those. We gotta take a little break of rooties. So uh yeah, we do. So we'll be right back, and uh after that I'll bring some pictures. All right, we'll be back.

SPEAKER_11: 32:02

Spaghetti arms. This is my space, and this is Facebook.

SPEAKER_12: 32:17

Thanks for giving that chick an abortion, Doc.

SPEAKER_13: 32:22

You're a child killer, you're complacent.

SPEAKER_12: 32:26

I've been meaning to tell you. I've got this feeling that what I want is an aisle five. You're such a delicious in a mini surprise in your mind tonight. Now I've got you in my sights.

SPEAKER_11: 32:58

Oh man, these pumpkin pies with some whipped cream a little devil do ya pump eyes. I want some cool weapon, give me a four. I wanna buy you, so hear me out.

SPEAKER_12: 33:31

I wanna go home and shove this whole pie in my mouth. It's going down tonight. Now I've got you in my sights. Delicious pumpkin, pumpkin pies. Pump. Can't wait to feel the magic on my tongue. Yeah. Pumpkin pies. No, I'm not sharing with you. Can't wait to get you in my sights.

SPEAKER_11: 34:19

Pumpkin eyes. A delicious, sticky, sweet ass surprise.

SPEAKER_12: 34:32

Oh, dumbass, it's in the freezer section. We need a steam. It's what dessert was meant to be. I love this music in this Kroger.

SPEAKER_13: 34:53

I think Costco has pumpkin pies for like$10 for like the big 20-inch ones. Oh no shit. Really good.

SPEAKER_12: 35:01

I want pumpkin pie. One look at you and I can't wait to eat it up. Pumpkin pie. I feel the magic on my sticky tongue. Um pie. I'm not sharing with you a younger friends. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Can't wait to eat this surprise, yeah. Pumpkin pie. Play it sex, man. Pumpkin pie. Do we have any apple pie? It's gonna be awesome tonight with my pumpkin pie. Don't grab the cheap shit, grab the cool whip, you cheap fuck. That's a free.

SPEAKER_13: 36:03

No, that's a fat-free, you dumb shit.

SPEAKER_12: 36:05

Yeah, no fat-free. If you need pumpkin pie, do it right. Right, Joe B?

SPEAKER_08: 36:11

Ha ha ha ha ha.

SPEAKER_02: 36:17

Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast. It's every day with John and J, baby. Listen, you don't keep listening, I'm coming over your house and licking your wife's ass home. Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button, you got that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_13: 36:40

Hey, welcome back, everybody. Talking Jay's experience at the browse game from Sunday.

SPEAKER_12: 36:49

Yeah, so here's here's the entrance. I just got the bit them basic run out. I didn't even get the ones where they came out by themselves. I should have got that. Like when Miles Garrett came out, dude, everybody went lit shit. You should have heard the booze when fucking Ravens came out. That was awesome.

SPEAKER_13: 38:19

Oh, yeah, I bet.

SPEAKER_12: 38:21

So, oh, this is the I'll show you the field doll. Look at this, dude. That's from our tickets. Those are phenomenal seats, dude.

SPEAKER_13: 38:30

Yes.

unknown: 38:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13: 38:33

Dude, those are great seats, bro.

SPEAKER_12: 38:35

And then um got a picture of all of us sitting there. I got my new fucking starter jacket on, of course.

SPEAKER_13: 38:39

Yeah, those are that's sick.

SPEAKER_12: 38:41

God, I love this jacket. There's my cousin clear across the fucking stadium. He was trying to find out where we were and he was looking the wrong way. I took a picture of him clear across the fucking stadium.

SPEAKER_13: 38:52

Oh shit, that looks good though.

SPEAKER_12: 38:53

Yeah, dude, isn't it? Dude, I'm not kidding. We're on one end. He's way in the back corner of the other end.

SPEAKER_13: 39:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_12: 39:00

Up up on the nosebleeds. He was even higher than us. And um, yeah, like, if you look at this, he's way back here up in the upper deck. You can't see him in there, but he's way in the upper deck. Yeah. Like up the rose from the top. And uh we left when it was 16 to z to 10. And um, you know, no joke. We're we're like, hey, let's get out of here. We're good. We got some hot cocoa, which was cool. The cops for the hot cocoa were fucking badass. The new logo for the Browns is super fucking cool. Um, let me see here. Um, new Browns. Oh, um Browns.

SPEAKER_13: 39:45

Is it a dog logo? It is.

SPEAKER_12: 39:48

XL. So it's uh it's like an X it's it just shows like XL. There it is. So it looks like that. That's what the the fucking logo looks like. And that's on the Browns copy. Dude, uh, it's so oh yeah, it looked like this. This is it colored in. That's what it looked like on the Browns copy.

SPEAKER_13: 40:08

Oh, that's dude, it's a badass.

SPEAKER_12: 40:11

So we got um just like when we went to Ohio State and we got hot cocoa there, we got to keep our cops and shit. That's sweet. Um ended up leaving. Okay. So leaving! Riding the RTA back. What an adventure. Public transportation. Gotta love it. So we get so we get on the waterfront one, head back. No problems, we get seeds, we're good. Kristen gets a seed, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_13: 40:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12: 40:42

So we're heading back, and we um we get to Tower City, change trains, get back on, you know, to head back out um to Brooke Park West. Get on, you know, get on there, get on the train, and we're sitting there, and we're chillin'. Okay. Dude, I don't care if you're minding your business. Do whatever you gotta do. Kind of black eye tweaking over here. Yeah. Oh yeah, you'll have that. You'll have that. He's eating popcorn and he's like, nah, you know, tweaking out, but he looked like he just got off work or was doing something on my hand. You do you, dude. You're not bothering anybody, do what you gotta do. We're we're rolling and me and you know, we're just talking and and shit, and Kristen goes, and I'm gonna sit in front of her and see if she goes, hey. That guy over there is finger banging his girlfriend. No way.

SPEAKER_06: 41:35

Yes, no way, yes, dude.

SPEAKER_12: 41:38

That's awesome. It was not hidden. He they had a blanket. That was about it.

SPEAKER_13: 41:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12: 41:45

Well, they were being a big huge black dude in a really tiny, plump black woman. Like all kind of uh off black. Oh my god And he was just, dude, you could see his hand underneath the like this. He was underneath the fucking and she's just like crouched down on her seat like Oh my god, dude. Okay, there's no shame.

SPEAKER_13: 42:07

I love it, that's funny.

SPEAKER_12: 42:09

Oh my god, man.

SPEAKER_13: 42:10

So I looked at you over there, you're like, Can I have a lick of that?

SPEAKER_12: 42:13

No, I looked, no, we made jokes. So a couple of the jokes where I told Steve, I said, finger bang, bang, and then finger bang, bang, finger bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then I said, and then I said, uh I said, we shouldn't, you know, we should I wonder if they have an all-day pass. If they don't, I should offer it to them. And Steve goes, yeah, y'all Spider-Man it. He'll fucking be like, snatch it off your hand with the fucking stickiness. When she got up, her pants were fucking soaked. She had gray sweatpants on. Yeah. They were fucking so fuck dude. She had to cover herself with the blanket they were using and walk out. Because they got off with the stop like two or one or two behind us. And it was like, I'm just like, dude, you never fucking know. And I told him the infamous Metallica one.

SPEAKER_13: 43:06

Yeah, that story was good.

SPEAKER_12: 43:08

I told him that. I said, you know, and uh Did you fart? No, it wasn't me.

SPEAKER_13: 43:13

Oh yeah, it was me.

SPEAKER_12: 43:14

I'm like, I'll fucking admit it. So, but anyway, we we ended up, you know, we cruised home. Easy as peas, easy peasy. I told I told Chris, I said, if we would have parked downtown, we'd still be there.

SPEAKER_13: 43:26

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_12: 43:27

No joke. This, you get outside of Cleveland city limits and you fucking go home.

SPEAKER_13: 43:33

Yeah, you're right there. You're you're so far west of Cleveland now, downtown, that it's there's you're just gone. You're you're out of there. So it's it's so good. It's gonna be it's city now when that new stadium's gonna be built, it ain't gonna be like that no more though, unfortunately. Nope. Because that Brooke Park is gonna be the station people everybody is gonna get off and on at now. So So that little station.

SPEAKER_12: 43:57

Then there's nothing less besides airport.

SPEAKER_13: 43:58

Yeah, airport's still at the spot, yeah.

SPEAKER_12: 44:01

So So now that RTA is pretty much pointless when it comes to that.

SPEAKER_13: 44:06

Yeah, so hell to anything if you want to go. So there'll be like, you know, if they have a big stadium event, there's really nothing there goes that, there goes that. So it sucks. That's the one shitty thing.

SPEAKER_12: 44:19

That's well, that's the only reason I was against it. That's it. Other than that, I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_13: 44:23

It's like the best kept secret. And it's like people don't know about it. I wish more cities had that. Not a lot of cities do. I wish they did. Yeah, you know, a g a night a good light rail system from that that could span a good how many miles? Now, like a lot of them have like an interurban system. Like Chicago has their L train, which is you know, and then obviously New York City has their subway, but like Cleveland's public, you know, train system, it's it spans like good. It's 20 miles, man. 15, 20 miles-ish. It goes from, you know, the airport, how to get the airport, it goes and it goes eat all the way east into east Cleveland to you know Windermere. So it's like, holy shit, and that's that's a long distance into a lot of different burbs and subboroughs and stuff. So yeah, it's it's fantastic. It's cheap. It's fucking cheap as shit. Now, do you see a lot of unsavory individuals? Of course, but you get that everywhere. So you'll get that in any public transportation. And not only that, it's kind of like McDonald's. So not only that, Cleveland RT.

SPEAKER_12: 45:31

Do you see a lot of unsavory people working there? Yes.

SPEAKER_13: 45:35

They also have that bus line that goes from the town center, town the town square, all the way down past like uh and we've used that before. And it's it your pass works on that too. So like if we wanted to, because if you want to go like to the to the agora. The agora is just like kind of past, you know, downtown a little bit. You can't you can get off, you know, the Tower City, go the other way, if you were gonna go toward like, you know, Jacob Field, go up the stairs, go on to Tom Square, and then the bus stops right there. And it's basically treated almost like a train. It's just they have their own dedicated lane in the downtown. And people aren't allowed, because they'll lay all the fucking horns. You're not the drivers aren't allowed in that lane. So and they treat it, and they have stops almost like a a train station. All in the middle, in the median of the road, in the middle of the of the road in downtown. And it goes from like Town Square, as I said, all the way down to Cleveland Hospital. And it's and it goes a little further too, but it it's it's super cool. Yeah, it's awesome. And it's and it's like I I I I hate driving in downtown Cleveland.

SPEAKER_12: 46:45

I never I hate driving in downtown anyway.

SPEAKER_13: 46:47

In downtown anywhere, right? It sucks ball sack, so I'm not above tra you know public transportation. You know what, you know, if if you if you don't like seeing savory individuals, you know, it's not for you, but me. I don't care. Hell, you got the C finger bag bag.

SPEAKER_12: 47:04

Hell yeah, dude. You know, I said, and uh what was funny is dude, okay, so we were talking about the happy birthday.

SPEAKER_13: 47:11

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_12: 47:12

So when we were getting cocoa, I said, uh, yeah, go ahead and give me a refill and a refill for the birthday boy here. And the lady goes, Happy birthday. He goes, It's not my fucking birthday. And then we were leaving, we're leaving the RTA station in Brook Park and we're walking out, and we're talking, Kristen's telling these two ladies about the finger banging incident and everything else. And as we're walking out, I said, Steve held the door. I said, Thank you, birthday boy. And the lady's like, they're like, Happy birthday. He's like, It's not my fucking birthday. Dude, all day, dude. I was telling you.

SPEAKER_13: 47:45

That's all that's so funny.

SPEAKER_12: 47:47

All right, so we do have some music to check out today. Um, the first I know you probably heard, um, but I still, it's just so good.

SPEAKER_01: 47:56

Um, it's Rise Against Savior, and it is more of a pop punk song, but I've been getting kind of into that pop punk fucking kills me not to know this, but I've all but just forgotten what the color of her eyes were, and her scars of how she got them has the I like the bear on the subway.

SPEAKER_12: 48:17

That's RTA right there. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 48:21

To the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten.

SPEAKER_13: 48:39

Hey that's it, that's it. I like the pain. Oh my dude's double.

SPEAKER_11: 49:12

Save you!

SPEAKER_12: 49:17

Wow, I love that. Like offspring it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. When you do that, wall, that is offspring. Offspring is my favorite skater hop pump style.

SPEAKER_13: 49:35

Right, right.

SPEAKER_12: 49:49

I love the mocking mascots. Yeah, if these are real Louis mascots, I laugh my ass off. That'd be hilarious.

SPEAKER_13: 49:58

Oh, my drum's dead.

SPEAKER_12: 50:11

That fucking chorus gets yeah, it's really good. There's no breakdown.

SPEAKER_13: 50:19

Oh no, these are still at breakdowns.

SPEAKER_12: 50:21

Okay, so I said we got ballads from Get the Shot. Den of Torments is the first one, and the second song is even better than this one. This is a ballad, but the the guitars are so good. I wanna see these dudes live. I wanna buy their albums. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_13: 51:08

So nasty.

SPEAKER_12: 51:17

He does scream at the end a little bit.

SPEAKER_13: 51:23

Oh, those those fucking harmonized bars.

SPEAKER_12: 51:26

I love that shit. Is there anything it's a shock can't fucking do?

SPEAKER_13: 51:51

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_12: 52:35

Right here. God, it's so menacing, isn't it? Praise the Lord. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_13: 53:02

I'd use this as like an edge song for a wrestler. Dude, that'd be fucking legit. I would.

SPEAKER_12: 53:07

This is the like instrumental.

SPEAKER_13: 53:09

Just the instrumental part, right?

SPEAKER_12: 53:12

Even the whole singing.

SPEAKER_13: 53:13

Even song, I can still use the singing. Just like a like a big badass slow menacing walk from a wrestler. Doesn't doesn't emote, just kind of just a snarl on his face. He just looks around and just slowly, like like Randy Yorton kind of thing. Sorry, my brain goes to wrestling automatically.

SPEAKER_12: 53:33

No, that's cool, man. I got the other song lined up too. Okay. Okay, the other one is called Season of the Damned Two. This is the other ballad. This one's a little bit better in my eyes, I think. Season of the Damned Two.

SPEAKER_03: 53:45

Electric Boogaloo. Listen to them.

SPEAKER_12: 53:55

That dude's a fucking beast, dude. Exactly. And I got another route, dude, a wrestling song that I was thinking would be perfect. Oh yeah, we already listened to it, but I don't care. Ooh, getting so fucking this is the one Sarah already had on her list.

SPEAKER_13: 54:31

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04: 54:37

I love the layered vocals, I had a lot of people.

SPEAKER_12: 55:26

These guys are just so their toes are so gnarly.

SPEAKER_13: 55:33

Their toes are gnarly as fuck.

SPEAKER_12: 56:20

I don't know, man. Like, dude, they they are really they're very really becoming my favorite fucking band.

SPEAKER_13: 56:26

Dude, I listen to these guys like every week.

SPEAKER_12: 56:29

Here is my entrance song.

SPEAKER_13: 56:31

If I was in Russia, I gotta hear this.

SPEAKER_12: 56:34

You're gonna know this one because we've listened to it before.

SPEAKER_13: 56:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_12: 56:38

Upon a burning body, extermination. All the way from the beginning is fucking dude, it is exactly what my my feeling would be coming out. Upon a burning body extermination. This is mine. Listen to this beginning part.

SPEAKER_08: 57:07

Save your pity for the weak.

SPEAKER_13: 57:09

Save your pity for the weak. Yeah. I love this song. Is that not perfect for a fucking entry? That's a great vocal fallout at the beginning. That's a perfect wrestling entrance. That's when you come out and do that fucking punch or whatever.

SPEAKER_12: 57:28

Do like a haymaker punch come out.

SPEAKER_08: 57:31

Let's go! No more dust! Let go on the rest!

SPEAKER_12: 57:40

You're like, let's go!

SPEAKER_13: 57:42

And you go down the ramp.

SPEAKER_12: 57:43

Yeah, this is when you're going down the ramp. But like when it says save your pity for the weak, like you get a pyro. Yeah. And I knew it's save your pity for the week.

SPEAKER_04: 58:03

Destroy the way.

SPEAKER_13: 58:05

And then at this part, you get up on the second rope and you're just like Yeah, dude. See?

SPEAKER_12: 58:11

This is the only thing. Okay, so I'm me. I'm not really into wrestling a lot. I'm all about the theatrics and in the patronage. So I like the entrance, and then I would just give up. I'm good. I'd be the weakest pussy, but I'd have the best entrance ever. People are like, well, here comes Jason Suger. Yeah, that this is perfect for a Gabriel G Schnurgens.

SPEAKER_13: 58:36

Schnurgens. No, this this you're right, dude. This is a perfect wrestling entrance because it's got that vocal call out where people would recognize you right away. And then you could and then you could come out, milk it in, and then during that that that you come down the ramp. And then when it picks up, you're then you're high five and you're going around the ring. Then when it really kind of gets that chorus part, you get up on the second rope and you just kinda raise your hands or you slamp your chest or something, you know, whatever. So, yeah, dude. Fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_12: 59:07

Yeah, I love that. What was the one we listened to that was God, what the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_13: 59:13

Um speaking of wrestling, I did uh play-by-play for Velocity One Pro Wrestling here in Tiffany.

SPEAKER_12: 59:23

God damn it, man. I can't remember what the fuck.

SPEAKER_13: 59:26

That was a lot. That was pretty fun. It was it was it was cool because I always did commentary for old wrestling where I had to play like an old timing character. This time I got to be like myself just to crank it up a little bit. So it was cool doing that.

SPEAKER_12: 59:51

Oh, Wage War. Okay, dude, I couldn't remember Wage War. Okay, so what was the song we listened to from Wage War that would be great wrestling fucking song?

SPEAKER_13: 59:58

Okay, so. I would if I was gonna make a Undertaker I know you said like that it's two stone but I don't know if if what you were what you were thinking There was one they had like a beginning like a huge it was like red and it was beginning like dude they he says some crazy shit at the beginning that's so fucking badass I'm just gonna find the I don't remember why did I go to Google was a high horse you said it was red there was a red video or are you talking about like something else it's not death roll is it circle the dream he does something at the beginning it might be this one oh was it that one it might be that one where we went no there's a part where he's like there's a part where he it's like fucking hard ass shit right at the beginning dude that's my that's my favorite song yeah a little pin pinch harmonics gotta love it I wish Suno could could replicate that it's tough Suno's AI learning hasn't quite figured that out yet because I I like hey put pinch harmonics in it is it just like looks at me like ooh we don't know what that is yet I don't know what you're talking about is it true it can almost do bla it it almost can do blacks they're getting close on that its learning model is getting close on the black because there's one where like he starts out and it just starts off like kinda slow and then he's uh save y'all pity for the room I got that song I got that further with a new car goddamn I'm looking on by a horse right now YouTube's just showing me a bunch of video cameras because because I was I kind of want I was gonna buy about buying another one no um but no like um I'm all I always think about that shit because I used to I used to DJ for MMA fights oh yeah dude that was I remember helping you with that one that was a lot of fun yeah we went to Mary and we just pulled right into the fucking stadium that was awesome but um that's a great venue by the way on the Memorial Fairground arena yeah I was like I was telling somebody about that because I work in very Justin well no I was telling at work I was telling somebody about it at work and I'm like you guys got that fucking uh fairground like Coliseum thing and I was like dude that's a great venue and it's like dude I'd I'd hold a wrestling show there because it's just a sweet fucking place but anyway you know what I think we'd be kind of neat what's that if we did a slave auction a fake one okay I'm not with you but okay we'll keep going that's it oh we're just gonna slow at that I'm just kidding that's hopeful you know I'm trying to I put Tupac in Titanic what the fuck is that dude I don't know do we need it we do this this is probably some AI slop but we'll I cannot wait is it AI slop it's yeah it's Sora's bitches read them and we ah for the love of bloody hell you bet I last dollar and turned it into a whole cruise ticket we eating lobster in America baby pack your appetite I'm the king of the motherfucking ocean bitch Jack you're gonna fall only thing falling is these hoes when they hear my name long live the king of the sea hey privileged white girl don't do it stay baby if you was jumping you'd already be sushi look ocean don't care what class you came from just swallow you don't know me I know pain when I see it give me your depressed ass hand you fall I gotta dive after you looking like a damn fool you'll die they already tried to kill me in Vegas I ain't letting the Atlanta finish my hand I feel so trapped the richest sad girl I ever met I see you though I see that freak under all them layers name's Tupac Amaru Shakur but you can call me big papa on this boat Rose DeWitt Bucata you're gonna have to write that one down he stole the ocean bitch the only ice I got is in my cup looks like Rose's mom needs to pull that stick out her ass how dare you inexcusable just keeping it real ma'am teach me to ride like a man it's simple just grab those reins and ride this mechanical bitch like Cal owe you child support.

SPEAKER_07: 1:04:46

Fuck you Cal that's what I'm talking about Mr. Shakur right now Dodge Death stacked checks to make the whole world recite my pain next week I'm dropping a double album that I had y'all grandkids crying in the whip. God stay remixing my release date baby. Check this I done slept under bridges with roaches as roommates took bullets meant for legends buried homies before dessert and now I'm at y'all table drinking thousand dollar bubbles that taste like regret life wild as fuck. Y'all out here bored with full bank accounts and empty ass souls paying extra just to feel something I feel every damn day for free. 17 folks shit that's a whole gang fight waiting to happen outside in nah give me the biggest one and let God sort the rest. Rome burning Nero fiddling same energy drink up rich folks iceberg got the ox tonight salute bitches grab my hand I never danced like this me neither but we faking it till the guinness kick in you're outrageous you know that and you love it you look nervous mr I'm concentrating this a masterpiece not a damn doodle Monet never got nervous Monet never had to sketch with the ship swaying like a drunk sailor either look at this old ass car though seats feel like a busted couch in my auntie's basement this thing finna need some new upholstery and we'd better make the most of it while it's together what was that smells like poor people problems I'll go get help that's just fucking great don't worry about me Rose I just be down here chained up like it's 1822 here we go oh close all right okay now swing like your maid wrinkled your favorite silk dress got it that's my girl freedom never sounded so sweet the rich feet up girl run like the feds is coming don't look back rose keep moving to the room supporting women and children my dude I am the motherfucking child support open the goddamn gate clear the way for the boat back you get back motherfucker Christ almighty I said move all of you got a fucking gun he got a machine gun we ain't dying up here tonight yo fellas take five y'all been heroic but I got something to say appreciate it listen up people don't freezing the drizzle grab a vest grab a kid tell us get that with a sizzle iceberg This is where we first sort of do that already been on one of them life boats if I hadn't been out here messing around with you please we can still make it all together look around Rose the band playing goodbye songs boat taking his last breath it's cold reality stay up girl hold on hold on bitch this water so cold my nuts just foul for emancipation rose I'm freezing out here okay here we go man come on this door ain't got no respect for me I get one toe up and it flips like a mixtape in the wind I'm sorry it's it's slippery slippery girl it's conspiring I swear this wood got beef with me cold as beef I ever had bro scoot your entire white ass the fuck over there's no room girl I'm freezing out here this ain't it you know what get off the door bitch what you're gonna live you're gonna have little biracial babies grow old dying of bed not out here looking like a blue popsicle promise me I promise good and tell the world there was room on that damn door West Coast bastard you said keep it real now I'm keeping this baby I'm finna be a single mom on Wick and EBT pushing a stroller through the projects talking about yeah my baby daddy died on the Titanic name Rose Rose Shakur got it hold hold up grandma rose you finna chuck a half billion dollar ice cube because you had one wild weekend in 1912 man pause that sentimental movie music bring that rock back over the rail before I lose my angelic cool do you know how many scholarships housing projects food trucks this shiny smirk off the fun you out here on the biggest ship in the world oh my god dude that is that was the best one I don't know my favorite's the doodle one man the doodle one's good you're in suck oh my god dude some of these are a little janky yeah some of them don't even sound so some of them are janky well a lot of these are really fucking good this son of a bitch made a whole fucking movie with Tupac on the Titanic it's hilarious but we're out of time everybody yeah a lot to talk about but we uh we took care of that took care of that so uh yeah guys appreciate everyone who's listens and sorry we're late you know we we've been kind of off kilter the last few weeks but you know that shit happens life happens so so any departing words yeah I'd like to say thank you to everybody listening and uh dude no joke thoughts come out to the family on uh hush street here in Tiffin they just had their their lives fucked with and no joke man it's it's uh I don't know I don't know I can't speak on somebody I can't speak like what they feel and everything else but you know like I nobody has a right to take somebody else's life away if you want to kill yourself do whatever you gotta do but like you know but you don't have a right to take somebody else's life it's just I don't know I'm like you know no joke it just sucks because it it's in our town yeah yeah it's that's a big fucking thing to happen yeah that's big around here so fuck dude so many parts and somebody smells it dude it's a big thing around too so yeah uh there's really no way to segue out of that so we can be throwing that to keep that motherfucker on your side man don't be throwing that motherfucker over to get on the housing projects dude my favorite one so yeah guys we appreciate everyone who everyone who listens and uh we'll see you guys next week I'm God Rick and I'm Jason Sher.

SPEAKER_13: 1:10:52

Alright see you later bye bye