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It's not your day. It's not my day. This is our day. And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit? You like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place! Listen up, you fucking freaks! It is time to get the show on the road! We're ready to hit this episode of It's Every Day with John and Jay. Let's rock. Welcome once again to It's Everyday. One come all with an empty earbud.

unknown: 1:48

Awww.

SPEAKER_05: 1:49

Yes. Welcome. Episode 197. That's crazy. One night seven. We're coming into the holiday season. It is snowing outside, which is currently snowing in Ohio. And that's because we gave women the right to vote. Son of a bitch. God damn it. It's always a catch. It's like, listen, you know, give women equal footing with men, but we have to endure a hundred years of harsh weather. So you loot, you win some. The fat hog saw her shouting. You win some.

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You lose the Pennsylvania polka. Ned Ryerson. So yeah.

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Oh glad you're here. Yeah. So weekend. How was it?

SPEAKER_03: 2:44

It was okay. It was just really interesting.

SPEAKER_05: 2:47

I mean, I was sick pretty much all weekend, which kind of sucked ace. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was my fault. Yeah, Jay kissed, open mouth kissed me, so uh the fucking to the Victor goes the spoils.

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Yeah, the Victor goes the spoils.

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Yeah, it you know, sometimes again that's just the price you pay. I say 100% worth it, dude.

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I'm not I'm not complaining per se, but you know, it's just the it's just the price you pay for you know just a few seconds of bliss.

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Dude, I saw what was it? Uh what's the dude's name that's gonna be uh barf in the new one?

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Oh Josh G. Josh Gat. It's a Josh Gad. Yeah.

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Saw his uh interview from uh God, I can't remember the fuck was interviewing. But he uh he did an interview talking about how he called Mel Brooks because he had a dream, he was showing his daughter, 11 year or nine-year-old daughter, like space balls too, or like showing her space balls. Yeah. And uh she was real excited. She's like, Well, where's the second one? I want to watch the second one. And he goes, There is no second one, and she goes, Yeah, but he said there's Mel Brooks right there. She goes, he said there was gonna be one, and he got, you know, and he brought up the whole quote, you know, yeah, Space Balls 2 search for everybody, yeah. And he, I guess that night he went to bed and he dreamt the whole Space Balls 2. And the next day he called Mel Brooks and talked to him about his dream in Space Balls 2. And I don't know if that's the screenplay they're going off. Is that the cat was that the catalyst to get it going? I think so. Really? That's an interesting tidbit of information. But as I watched him, Josh, I actually I think he's probably gonna do a pretty good bar just watching those mannerisms and stuff. I'm actually a little bit more for him. I was okay with it, like when I uh heard about it. And I'm like, oh this I like Josh Gad. I think he's okay. So I think I think it'd be alright. Uh I'm just you know, a movie like that, you know, coming out how many years after the first, paying off that gag after so many years, you know. I like how like Mel Brooks waits until he's almost a hundred to fucking do it. I worry. I'm uh I'm I'm excited but highly skeptical because sequels like this hardly, hardly ever pay off. You know. Oh, Josh guy goes if you like Spaceballs one, you're gonna love Space Balls 2. And I you know what I'm gonna hold hard. But most of them, you're right, it doesn't pay off very well. Or they just recycle genius. But it's Mel Brooks. I know. I would hope that he would have the the wherewithal to like just not recycle shit. His genius is just you know damn well it's gonna be good. It's gonna be listen, he has plenty to work with because as as I said before in a previous show, is that I really despise the new Star Wars movie. So he's got there's plenty to work with there. And that's like Naked Gun, dude. Look how good Naked Gun is. That's true. You know, Naked Gun, that's a good point, because that was really, really good. Fucking hilarious. Like when he's I I just watched it the other day. I could watch that movie every day. I watched it the other day. There's shit I caught that I didn't catch in the theater when I saw it. And I forget, God, I wish I could remember Oh, oh, I know what it was. It was in um when they were investigating the car crash or whatever. Yeah. So he puts on a glove to get the evidence out. And he grabs it with the other hand. I left my ass off. I never I caught that the second viewing. I was like, wait, did he just grab the evidence with the hand without the glove on? Holy fucking shit. That's so subtle but funny at the same time. I think we discussed, I think the worst part is the snowman. I just think if they would have done away with that, I would have been cool. You know, I I agree. I think the people who had issues with the snowman scene, I I totally get it. But honestly, it on the second viewing, it didn't bother me as much because it was it was I think you knew it was coming up. I think so. It's got a very Harold and Kumar fucking. Yeah, it was it was it was out of place, but like it didn't detract from my overall you know, fun of the film. It was kind of there, and then they moved on, and then okay, cool. So we're back, you know. That's fine. So I I didn't I didn't mind it as much. I know a lot of people that's a Seth McFarlane fucking game. They didn't use the same song, did they? From the first movie? Yeah, from the original, like for that part. I don't know. Sub did tells me I'm into something good. Sub did tells me. No, they used to do that. See, if they would have used that song, it would have made it a lot better. I agree, I agree. We kind of would have tied in the other. Well, they tied it in anyway, because they were talking about like, hey dad. Yeah, loosely very, very, very loosely. Yeah, it's a fucking owl. I didn't get that whole part, but that's fine. It's weird, but okay, cool. What's the owl coming down? Yeah, I mean, no, I get that, but it's just like it's like give me a side, like an owl.

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So what?

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Look, I want to grab a chair.

SPEAKER_05: 8:07

That's okay. I got plenty of things. Is that my TiVo? Is that my what did I tell you? No! All of it. Buffy. All of it's gone. Buffy's gone. All of it. I like that what he said. What it what joke did he say about the Cleveland Browns, dude? He said something about the Oh yeah, yeah. Oh shit. He said something about the Cleveland Browns. Like it could be worse. It could be worse.

SPEAKER_04: 8:29

Yeah, it could be worse. It could be.

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Cleveland Browns or something about it.

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He could be playing for the Denver Broncos or the Cleveland Browns.

SPEAKER_05: 8:36

Look, Buffy, all of it. Gone. I told you not to hook it to the internet. Not to hook it to the internet. I didn't. That's an Ethernet cord. That is an Ethernet cord.

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Why don't you why don't you grab a chair? That's okay. I got plenty at home. Take a seat. Take a seat. That's okay. I got plenty at home.

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Actually, you know what? I think I will take that. Got quite a rap sheet here. For man's laughter. Man's laughter. I think that's mad's laughter. Must have been a hell of a joke. Dude, that was the bastard. It was an exhibit, I think, right? Yeah, no, it was uh it was uh Buster Rhymes. Buster Rhymes, yeah. Yeah. Which made that joke. That's manslaughter. I don't think a lot of people knew that was Buster Rhymes because he comes and he goes, You got a hell of a rap sheet here. That's like oh rap sheet. I never picked up that either. I picked that up on the second viewing. I'm like, oh, that's Buster Rhives.

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You got a hell of a rap sheet here.

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Oh, rap, rap sheet, bust ah rapper.

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Rapper. Ha. Funny. So anyway. They did a great job on that. So I'm I'm kind of hoping that's what's uh you know goes on. We'll see.

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We'll hopefully people who have like who understand who can give it the respect that it deserves, and hopefully they just don't recycle.

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But Rick Moranus, if Rick Moranus wasn't on board, then this would this project to be is dead in the water. Oh look, it's a TIE fighter.

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Oh no, I made a telecut right here. Oh.

SPEAKER_05: 10:06

Well, dude, it is a little TIE fighter.

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Oh, fucking made it down here.

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I made it out of fucking uh cough drop rappers. So we are gonna be seeing Brian Regan Tuesday. I bought us, uh bought me and John and his brother Joe tickets to uh yeah, it'll be awesome, dude. It's a mandate night. Brian Regan is hilarious, dude. Now, don't get fresh. Okay.

SPEAKER_04: 10:36

Not till our second date. I don't put out on the first date.

SPEAKER_05: 10:40

Actually, I did. Lies! I already kind of spoiled, I already told people what I already did. So lies. Lies E lies. Oh, sorry. That's from that fucking not Jimmy Johns, but whatever the fuck it is. Jersey mics. Jersey mics, that's it. Dude, that place is good. Yeah, hell yeah. I like as of out of all the the subjoints, I think it's probably number one. Yeah. In my opinion. I agree. I think it's just a flavor. You know what I had the other day though that I'm I'm gonna say is really fucking good. I went to uh Penn Station here in town.

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Okay.

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I don't bite Penn Station. It's not bad. It's okay. The um their fries are made there. There they have fresh cut fries, which are phenomenal.

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I do not like their fries.

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Really? It's I don't know if the oil they cook it in. It just doesn't taste right to me. But anyway, I had ghost pepper, Philly cheesesteak, ghost pepper, dude. They had ghost pepper cheese there. They have ghost pepper cheese? Yeah, that was so good. Okay. Oh, dude, I gave Sarah a little piece as I went to the. I was like, here it babe, try it. Now, how hot is that? I I went up, well, it was pretty it's pretty hot, but it I mean, whatever. I use spicy shit all the time. But I went up to the drink fountain, like I gave her a little piece, and I went up to the drink fountain, and I hear her behind me go, Holy hell, goddamn! You didn't tell me it was that bad. I'm like, it's like a cartoon. She was flipping, dude. She's like, God, that's bad. Okay, maybe I won't like it then. I would it's not like I like spicy food, but I don't like I don't like overbearing spicy food.

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Like when my lips get numb and it's just like, uh, I don't like that. I don't like a little bit of kick. A little bit of spice.

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Oh, dude, it was so good. It was my stomach. I'll pay for it later. Because I'm old. I pay for it the next day when I have to shit. Yeah, well, I mean, we all do, you know, it's it's just just the price of fame, I suppose. So, yo, we got a different episode today. We're we're I was just like, hey, why don't we do this? So we're gonna do spoofs. I guess we're recording, but it's gonna be live. So you're gonna get to hear spoofs made on the fly. Me being stupid. Some are probably gonna be pretty good, some are probably gonna be shit. But it's all for entertainment value. Your entertainment value. Yeah, so uh I don't even know where to start. I'm letting John choose whatever. He can choose whatever. Oh man. Yeah, but I did this one. I did this one before. If you don't don't remember, oh yeah, don't don't squeak squeak. That's it. If it doesn't, I I I'm just trying let her let her cry. Oh boy. I fucking hate Oasis. That's why I chose that's why I chose the song. Alright, I got I got it. Okay. By now you should have somehow realized that it's just poo. I don't believe that anybody eats you like you do. How's about now? Oh, I got to Bank me, the word is on the street that you like to come and rub my meat. I'm sure you heard it all before, but you never really like my dick. You're a homo and everybody thinks you like to suck up on my cow. And all the roads we have to walk are winding. This legal thing between us is binding. There's just one more fucking thing that I'd like to say to you, but I don't know how. Emptying my bone. That was fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was that was not bad. That was good.

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That was not bad.

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Uh that was kind of cool, man. Uh oh, we've done, yeah, we've done that. Oh, yeah, we did. One of our most popular ones.

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Fuck.

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Some of these we may have done already before. Yeah, but you know, fuck it. I don't care. Uh oh. Oh my god. I don't know if you I probably I do know this one. Oh, okay, okay.

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Fuck yeah, I do.

unknown: 16:15

Come on, girls.

SPEAKER_03: 16:17

Wow.

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I've known a few dudes who thought they were pretty smart, but you've got a lot, cause you always fucking fart. You're a real piece of shit and the shit in your pants. You're a regular original, huh? Doing your little coochie dance.

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Oh, you think you're special? Oh, you think you're something else.

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Okay, so you're a cocksucker. I don't impress me much. So ya got the dong, but do ya have the touch? Now you don't get me wrong. Yeah, I think you're alright, but you don't know enough not to use your teeth in the night. Please don't bite. That don't impress me much. Yeah, there you go. Dude, you skew a cocks. By the way, these are all on the fly. Yeah, these I'm just right now.

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I'm just I'm just going through a 90s karaoke uh playlist on YouTube right now. That's really all I'm doing.

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He's just rushing roulette and this shit, dude. Okay, here we go.

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Oh, here we go. Yeah, I know this one.

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I'm actually really excited. Sing King.

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Sig King. Sing King.

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What would we do without Sing King, by the way? An old man turned ninety-eight, he won the lottery, and he bought a paper plate. It's a black fly in you. In your chardonnay. It's going to an all-woman's brawl and finding out that you're fucking gay. Isn't it ironic?

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Don't you think?

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Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day.

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It's a free ride. Banging dudes that are already gay. It's a good advice that you just can't take.

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And who would have used her fingers to play its day? Was afraid to fly. He packed his lunch. His mom gave him a prize. He waited whole damn lie to take that flight. And then he jerked off on the couple in front of him. That one lonely fucking night. Isn't that ironic? Do you smell that? It's like raining. When do you know it should snow? Goes in the closet. And she gets me blown to good advice. Gotta go and rake. I want some figures. I want some figulers. Yeah. Figulers. I want some action figures. That was kind of fun. You're like, what? What? What? Now we're saving lives? Now we're in a blender. Now we're saving lives. What? That's what Ironic reminds me of, dude. Yeah, yeah. Now we're in a blender.

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Now we're saving lives. What?

SPEAKER_05: 20:04

Dude, no joke. Um, Ironic always reminds me of the internship. The internship is such a good movie. It is a great movie. Yes. First we're in a blender, now we're saving lives. What?

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Okay.

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Yeah. Oh no. And she's my D's I believe when I say I want my stuff saved. A two world apart. Where the fuck did that fire start? When you say it happened in my foyer. Tell me why.

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Why? Why? I like the story about your fire fire in your house.

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It's the my four years. My foyer. Dude, oh my god. Shit's so fun.

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Oh, okay. I was like, what is this? Oh yeah.

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I love this song. You go on a real note.

SPEAKER_07: 21:57

Scooby-doo! And Dapney Doo!

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Scooby-Doo!

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Scrappy-doo!

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And Scrappy Too!

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I got my head jacked. And then I got wrecked.

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It wasn't easy. But my boners are wrecked. No? And I fucking love you, bitch. Ooh, you. And I want Velma too. Scooby! And I like all of that time. I'm never sure why I need you. Pleased to meet you, bitch.

unknown: 22:46

Please.

SPEAKER_05: 22:47

Yeah, I fucking lost on that. Yeah, yeah. I went a little too fast. You know, fun fact, you know, at the beginning that doot doo doot.

SPEAKER_04: 22:53

You know that's physically impossible, the way that's all set up for a drummer with two hands to play it. It's actually there's another subtle thing in the background of one person playing and then then he's playing the intro. So there's there's like three, like two percussion parts.

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Oh no shit.

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Yeah, I found that out.

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The dude that like and for just a kind of a tidbit of info, the person, the blur, the lead singer blur is in the gorillas as well. He's amazing. Did you did you hear the do you know the story of Gorilla's house? Like, and I'm sure this is widely known by now, but like they took that that sample from a fucking say yeah, from some sort of old Casio uh pre uh whatever uh what do you call sample in the in the thing. And they they they slowed it way down or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know we I think we looked that up. Did we look that up before? So I thought that was funny. Okay, we'll switch genros here. Okay, so we did 90s, so we're gonna go. It's like we're masturbating in a time machine. Right. Uh let's do this is so much fun, dude. Actually, this kind of it's just loose. We don't we don't have to worry about taking a break today, because this is our break. Oh man, I felt good. It's all the ones we did. Yeah, these are all that we've done already. Shut up! What the fuck is massaging me?

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Let's do shit that I know isn't usually a slave of a dog.

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Singin' in a small like my chicken fried. I queer on a Friday night. Pair of jeans fit that dude just right, and I'm gonna get no bringin' in them there be. Gotta get me some chicken fry. Well, I was raised up beneath the shade, and I told this guy, I said your name's Jade. Come touch you in the place the sun don't shine. My house is not much to talk about. I told this dude just to open up his mouth. Stick my waner inside his butt cheeks, and he just pounded a little bit of chicken fried. Gone queer on a Friday night. Pair of jeans for that dude just ride. And he's making my dick grow up. Well, I've seen the sunrise. Stick my waner between his eyes. With a touch of a precious child. Okay, what is that? Yeah, that was fun. Gotta get me some chicken fries. At Burger King on a Friday night. Chicken fries. I didn't even think about that. I went dirty with it. I just go dirty with everything. I know, right? That's that's I say, I want me some chicken fries. That's pretty good, dude. That's yeah, that's the only small contributions I ever fucking. Oh okay. Okay. Especially with my rusty cockarin. Bound by wild desire. Stuck my thing into the fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down, down, down, and her ass just got higher. Oh burns, burns, burns. Fucking burns. Son of a bitch, it fucking burns. Thank you. Thank you. Mariachi band. Blame it all on my boost.

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I showed up in boost and ruin your black tie affair. The last one to know. I was the first one to get blown.

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I was the last one you thought you'd see there. I saw a surprise, a ton of cream pies, luck as glass of champagne. And I looked at you and said, honey, we're through. I'm gonna fuck your dude again. Cause I've got a friend in a low place, is pulling out your ass, busted in his fucking face. Yeah, yeah. Everything turns gay. Horror. Like it's all sex and gay with me. Gay sex. I think we're uh are you trying to cry are you crying out to us here?

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Please fail.

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I please I please the faith. I please the fifth. I please the faith. I please the fifth. And here's just hell, dude.

unknown: 29:53

Whoa.

SPEAKER_05: 29:57

Yeah, it's gonna be fun right here. Out in the country in a couple limits and I said, Mitch, give me yours and I'll give you mine. Join starts jumping and she likes to lick on my dingle. Think I whiskey and women and a lot of fucking coke. Let's get all fucking broke. And the boots scootin' g-g- Oh yeah stroke. Got a good job. Pays me good money. I go outside, spend all that shit on some honeys. I told them, listen, bitch, you ain't gonna fit in my cab. Plus you got a lot of weed and maybe some coke. Then I'm gonna take you in the woods and gonna bang you. Yeah, I can't tell Dosy Doe. Come on, baby, get my dick a blowski. Oh, Cadillac, blackjack, tell them freaking Negroes to just get back.

unknown: 31:05

What?

SPEAKER_05: 31:06

Oh, get down, turn around, we're not in the brown, boot skin.

SPEAKER_07: 31:14

What's in the stroke? What's in the Boots Gabriel I don't know, I just threw it in, dude. I just thought it was a good thing.

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This is a shit we come up with, dude. This is a shit we do. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05: 31:51

This is actually uh how we're getting an intimate look at the behind the scenes. We've been a child, that's pretty much it. We used to be a little kid. We've been a child, and I saw you. I saw you over there. We've been a child. I remember when I could first stand on my own two feet for the first time. This is fucking a train wreck right here. No, I was gonna say it's been a child, make it more sentimental, but I kept fucking reading and it's oh it fuckarded me up. Oh okay, I gotcha. Oh boy. Oh, I love this. This is gonna be a good one. It kind of writes itself, baby. Mommy lays right where I need you. Oh what?

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Drag my nut sack till it drags across your bed.

SPEAKER_05: 34:07

What did you expect to find? Some space change in your ass behind. Don't you remember when you told me what you're gonna give for my birthday? Don't fall away. Give me a new fucking bike. Don't fall like away.

SPEAKER_06: 34:29

You're hitting those notes.

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Give me some hand today. Want my new bike in my hands. In my hands, I want my new bike.

SPEAKER_05: 34:45

I figured you were gonna do like something somebody grab like their hands or something. Oh yeah, I tried to go a little bit more. A little bit a little bit more, okay. Yeah, okay, okay. We've had so many sexual encounters in such a short period of time.

SPEAKER_04: 34:57

That's true. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_05: 35:07

Oh my god, cumbersome. She eats the last fucking piece of fucking pizza. And I sit there and I wanna choke her out. And I told her that you never eat the last fucking piece. I said to open up her big fucking fat ass mouth. I want some more of that ziom girl.

SPEAKER_03: 36:04

We need to order us more of that ziom fucking girl. She's spitting in my lap and she said that was just it.

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Now I look back at her and I said, You're a fucking bitch. You ain't the last fucking piece and I don't really appreciate.

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Now I'm gonna punch you in the jejunum.

SPEAKER_05: 36:38

Jajunum I like I love that song. That's crunch. One hit wonder, dude. Serial killer karaoke, I kinda like that. Yeah. I got a good one for this one. Um dumb man Ho eat rocks. My shit.

SPEAKER_03: 37:51

That's a good jury.

SPEAKER_07: 38:02

Say please. He said coming hurt him. That's fairly cry Don't shape your Don't say that to me.

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It's my turn, Tim.

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That was fun. Dude, did Tim and Jerry do a karaoke? I'm the man who eats rocks. I'm the man who eats walks. Eating on her pussy. I saw Captain Pharaoh and he wanted to join me. We both hated her back and front doors. And then he produced my raping. What? Since then in the liver.

SPEAKER_07: 39:57

As a liquor pussy taint, yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 40:01

Yeah, yeah. They hater pussy. I kind of fucking was like singing like a fucking Mexican guy. A little bit. No, nope, didn't matter, man. Oh, like you mean metal songs that we're gonna check out. Yeah, let me take a look here, dude. Because we're getting to about the 40-minute mark. Yeah, let's take a Anders one. I think we took a break from this. I think I think this the one that I did show Sarah, and I know you probably have already heard it. You probably already heard Circle with Me by Spearbox. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_04: 40:32

Hello. Spearbox.

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And then another one that I wanted to bring up that I don't know if you Rava P-R-A-T-V-A by Slaughter to Prevail. Is that one or something? I don't know, but it is fucking bad.

SPEAKER_03: 40:53

Oh dude, this fucking song is so good, dude.

SPEAKER_05: 41:06

This one I had to take a picture of because it was just so fucking good. And then I gotta pure Savale song next. By the way, Alex Terrible just had a kid. I saw that. Congratulations, Alex, if you're listening.

SPEAKER_04: 41:22

I bet he is. But those guys are good.

SPEAKER_05: 41:26

Oh, that'd be awesome. I'd fucking children. I'd come in my pants. Has that industrial feel to it a little bit. Oh, I love that.

SPEAKER_01: 41:45

That fucking growls.

SPEAKER_05: 42:06

I love it. That's what we have.

SPEAKER_01: 43:25

What that would have done. Probably.

SPEAKER_05: 43:38

I like that fucking high-hat shit. Modern different veil strawberry is so good. Okay. Next song. King for a day. Pierce the veil. I love this fucking song, dude. I do. The chorus is great. The fucking singing. I love this song, dude. Whoa, just queers. They're kind of gay looking. Which one Ronnie Ratcliffe? Is he in this? Is that who he's is that who he's with? He's not Pierce Bale. He's he's with falling in reverse, isn't he? Falling in reverse, yeah. These guys are awesome, actually. I like these guys. Had a super wonderful day now. Thank you, too, Sunday.

SPEAKER_00: 44:35

We're gonna have ourselves a little group meeting. By the way, I want to thank you all. Yeah, like he would get hired in a bank. That was very sweet of you. Uh look, I don't want to say that we're having an audit, but the IRS is visiting us Monday to take a look at our files and our records. Well, long story short, you are all coming in tomorrow to help make the books look right. Vic, I want you and Kellen to stay late tonight to make sure everything's ready for the second quarter. And for the rest of you, I will see you here tomorrow morning. Right? Early. Team Spirit! Yes! Ooh!

SPEAKER_01: 45:15

Damn it if you'll pop up that shirt day back!

unknown: 45:18

But you never run front in the eyes like that! Rap for the wealthy! Rap for the strength that's missed with no one!

SPEAKER_04: 45:44

Yeah, pretty voice. I love the chorus.

SPEAKER_06: 45:56

Yeah, I've heard the song, and I like the song.

SPEAKER_05: 46:20

I heard an attack attack song I liked the other day. Oh god, I love attack attack. I'll see what it is. There's a couple songs.

SPEAKER_04: 46:28

Uh there's there's a few songs I want to check out too.

SPEAKER_03: 46:32

Um, we looked that one up. Actually, I want to play one while you're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05: 47:40

I don't care, dude. These guys are ahead of their fucking time. I don't give a fuck what people say about these dudes. Dude, attack attack rules. Alright. Like hardcore. This song rules. I'm surprised one guy can play all those instruments. That's a great comment. That's the top comment on YouTube.

SPEAKER_06: 48:12

It's the same dude.

SPEAKER_04: 48:23

I love good crap core, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05: 48:30

Well, I showed Sarah I work this because she's into that pop punk stuff. Yeah. I'm sorry, this is good. People get fucked all the way off. I said what I said. From Ohio too. I think I yeah, that's why I like it.

SPEAKER_01: 49:19

Oh Yes!

SPEAKER_07: 49:22

He back the stage.

SPEAKER_06: 49:40

Yes, run in place, I love it.

SPEAKER_05: 49:45

We got that P big up random piano interloop Andrew Wetzel's the only original fucking member still in it.

SPEAKER_04: 50:02

Yeah, a lot of them took off. Actually, there's another uh I think it's I think it's called Smoke of Hottis.

SPEAKER_05: 50:10

I think they released a video music video for their debut single. That's their debut single.

SPEAKER_04: 50:17

Oh really? This is I think this is I think I like the song a little bit better.

SPEAKER_05: 50:45

That down tune is nasty. These guys were kind of like the pioneers of this shit. I'm I'm sorry to say. Well that's sorry to say, it's true. That reminds me of a day to remember a little bit. Yeah, yeah, these guys walk, so guys like that can run. And like a mice of man people like that. Pierce the veil, like people like dance like that can run. These guys start it off.

SPEAKER_01: 51:30

I'm not stoping.

SPEAKER_05: 53:00

Uh dude, I love that. I love this. I love attack attack. Yeah, so that was the other one I was looking at. Real quick, man. Still remate. We just played still remates, like maybe what, a few months? A few months ago, like a month or so ago. Yeah. You're like, dude, you've heard still remains. I'm like, hell yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. And they just came out with a new song, like this week or this past week. Yeah. This is this sounds pretty early 2000 metal core.

SPEAKER_06: 54:20

Two thousand five.

SPEAKER_05: 55:11

That's about that. So sick! Yeah, it's dude, this I was like, yes, dude, it sounds fucking early two thousands ish, man. So dude, all right. So did you see at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that fucking uh Jim Carrey and Taylor Monson got back to the book? Yeah, I saw that. That's cool as hell. I saw that picture. I was like, oh that's cute. Uh you know who else came out with a new song too? Uh share. It was here, actually, yeah. Turn back. Electric Cowboy came out with a new song.

SPEAKER_04: 56:17

Dude, these guys can do it overwrite, in my opinion. This video is fucking weird. So funny though.

SPEAKER_05: 56:26

What's it called, dude? Uh Tanz Tanz and I'd I'm not sure what that means.

SPEAKER_02: 56:36

I see the motion, I can feel it, beat it.

SPEAKER_01: 56:39

My legs are tight, I'm gonna ground in the ground. I can't now move, but I just wanna feel it. Gimme, gimme, yeah, I'll make up the fucking rope.

SPEAKER_05: 56:52

I love it, man.

SPEAKER_01: 56:53

Rapid body getting down, holy parts light, so the bow bows out. A fever burning in my soul, and I love what it feels like, and I will never let it go. Do you know how it feels like I want to do it?

SPEAKER_05: 57:13

I almost saw them at Columbus, but they cancelled. Uh, that would have been awesome. But they cancelled, and I'm like, fuck, I gotta refund. I'm like, damn. But they're gonna be Don't give me me's money's back, they're just telling me.

SPEAKER_01: 57:40

Rumble, but the fuck around.

SPEAKER_07: 58:02

So you know what it feels like.

unknown: 58:05

I want it. And I will keep it up to make a single bag.

SPEAKER_05: 58:12

Wonder why they changed from es from Eskimo to electric cobalt.

SPEAKER_04: 58:15

There is a reason for that.

SPEAKER_05: 58:17

Really?

SPEAKER_04: 58:18

Yeah, because apparently in Canada or some other parts of the world, the term Eskimo is offensive. So they were going to be apparently they were told by somebody, I don't know if it was Canadian, somebody in Canada, or somewhere in other I think it was Canada, that they would be welcome. So they decided like, okay, well, we'll just change it. And uh there was a video they explained it all in a video uh like several years ago when they changed it. But they're like, yeah, we don't we don't what the smoke, yeah. We'll just change we'll just change it.

SPEAKER_05: 59:23

You have to hold your cord, dude.

SPEAKER_07: 59:26

Dot die shake you that you bug, bug, bug, to the fire cows Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04: 59:52

I love that part so much. Fucking sweet. I love tactical shit like that and

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:05

We have time for maybe one more, if you got anything. I'm installing get the shot like a motherfucker, dude. Oh yeah, dude. So let me see here. I wanna look them up and I'm gonna find another artist that's on their list.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:25

The Brownie came out to do thought too.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:27

Oh yeah, the brownie and uh my buddy was going to see them from work.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:30

Oh dude, they're awesome.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:32

They look like fucking fucking nerds, though. It's so funny. Their videos are hilarious. They don't look like you would put out that kind of like awful. Oh yeah, they're with pale face with it. Try against them all. Yeah, it is a pale face swiss. This is their number one song of their own. These guys gotta be fucking badass, dude. They're with pale face swiss, dude. Well not.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:34

They're on Sumerian records, so they they gotta be A new life begins!

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:45

I was thinking that Oh, this is gonna be hardcore, I can tell. Oh, I I want a two-step so bad.

SPEAKER_01: 1:01:57

I know you! Oh my god, got that!

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:04

Yeah, this is got hardcore.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:21

I love that chance. I love that. Oh yeah, please.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:37

Well, the way they started, I thought it was gonna just be pure hardcore.

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:41

But it is more metal for. Let's check out the pale faced Swiss one, dude. That one's gotta be fucking hard as shit. Let's check out the uh yeah, the the last one. There it is. That's gotta be fucking hard as fuck. I knew it was gonna be hard as fuck, dude. Swift is so good. Ah dude, it's the only reason I want to go to Sonic because they're gonna be there. Yeah. Oh my god, that's pretty that's fucking gritty. I'm so glad I found Pale Space Swiss, dude. That's that's the shot. Get the shots in my number one, dude. Dude, get the shot. They're the they're the the breakdown guys, right? They're the ones that are like it's all breakdowns and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's I love that. Fuck, pop them on, dude. Dude. Let me find a good song of get the shot, dude. I love get the shot, dude. I can't get enough of them.

SPEAKER_04: 1:05:42

We're about out of time.

SPEAKER_05: 1:05:47

Umber two is torture your corpse. The first one's dominant predation, which is with Paleface Switch, which we've listened to in the most time. Torture your corpse. Yeah, they're the ones that are wash your fucking mouth with a shotgun. I love this band. This band gives zero fucks. Oh, I like him. This just came out, dude. This just came out eleven days ago.

SPEAKER_06: 1:06:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05: 1:07:08

This is my like this is my dirty little seat for that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:06

Last piece of shit.

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:19

The dude's screaming range is fucking good. Very good. We need to flee both of those. No, you do not. No, you do not. Torture is my gift and you'll fucking take it?

SPEAKER_07: 1:08:57

God damn, dude. Slayer from crazy.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:04

Oh, you know what's coming, dude. Oh my god, I'm my body is ready. Actually, I don't know if it's ready.

SPEAKER_07: 1:09:09

What the fuck? It's a splinking the guitar. Oh my god, there's people dead.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:22

Dude fucking hanging there. God, is that nasty? Dude, this is my favorite band right now, dude. I'm not gonna lie. I listen to get a shot every time I get in my truck.

SPEAKER_06: 1:09:40

Dude, the motherfucker's two-stepping in the fucking video.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:51

Oh my fucking god. Dude, uh, what's the thing? Each song with these guys is like an experience in itself, man. Dude, the lyrics-hear the lyrics torture is my gift, and you'll fucking take it or something. Dude, wash your mouth with the shotgun, bro. Wash your mouth with a fucking shotgun, dude. You know a lot of the metal core and metal is like a lot of it's inspirational or it has a lot of like deep meaning. These guys are like, I'm gonna kill you! Fucking you're gonna love it. And I you're gonna like it. I think we need more of that metal again. We just need more fucking, you know, I'm gonna torture your corpse. I'm gonna destroy you. That's awesome. Especially in more in I wouldn't say mainstream metal, but like when you do see that in like deathcore or or death metal, but not more accessible stuff like this. These guys pretty much throw it in your face. Yeah, yeah. It's like no joke, I'll say this, I said it numerous times, get the shot is my new, like get the shot! I love it, yeah, because that's where it's from. I love get the shot, dude. Like, they're just shit is so gritty, core, nasty, and they don't give a fuck. I wanna see these dudes at fucking concerts. I 100%. I don't think I can't do festivals, man. It's not for me. I like small intimate fucking shows. I wish I wish they I wanna see these guys like at the either a king of clubs at Columbus or at the fucking Agora. I'm like pale face Swiss and these guys. Oh dude. I'll keep an eye out, man. If they if they're gonna come close. Not not at a fucking festival, because I doing that shit. I'm talking like them the those two together at like the the the agora or a cab alive at Columbus or wherever, you know. The newport if that's still open anymore. But anyway, that's a good good place to end because we are way out of time. Idiot departing first. At the bear's dead.

SPEAKER_07: 1:11:46

At the bear's dead, dude, that'd be sick!

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:49

That place would be wrecked. Yeah, no shit. Um, no, I just want to say thank you to everybody for listening. Um thank you for Tony for keeping us on our toes. Yeah, yeah, you're getting a double shot within the next You got an episode Friday, you're gonna get one today, obviously. You're gonna get the shot twice! Get the shot twice! Yeah, because you know. Things followed Weird Time Story Devont, and then Friday I had it uploaded, and it just never it never went out. So I had to re-upload it again and then it went out the second time. Yeah, I did, dude. Whatever. Whatever. I have to listen to it today, so on my way to here. So, guys, we appreciate you. Check us out on socials. Nobody does. But you know what? We love you anyway. Nobody does. I just keep telling you every time. I keep telling you alpha 200 times. This is almost 200 times I've had to tell you this.

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:36

Well, guys, seriously you appreciate you. I'm John Richter.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:38

And I'm Jason Sherger.

SPEAKER_04: 1:12:39

Later.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:40

This concludes your broadcast day.

unknown: 1:12:42

Goodbye.