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It's not your day. It's not my day. This is our day. And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit? You like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of It's Every Day with John and Jay. Let's rock. Happy fucking fall. Welcome to another episode. Number 194. We're six episodes away. From that magical 200.

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That was supposed to be like a party favor. That sounded horrible.

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But anyway. I think for the 200th episode, yeah. We play the space balls theme to start it off. Where the space balls are you talking about, like the beginning of the movie? No, oh. Yes.

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If you could read that, you don't need glasses. Yeah, welcome everybody. Uh, it is the the the weather is now turning cooler.

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The weather outside is weather. I say that all the time. I do too. I love that part. Yeah. I say that all the time. There's sadness behind your eyes. There's sadness behind your eyes. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is an amazing movie. So good. Uh welcome everybody. Oh. How's your weekend? Uh, my weekend was very, very, very busy. Um, Saturday, DJ'd over a very particular wedding. Oh man, dude, I gotta confess first time in 15 fucking years, and it was bound to happen. I overbooked. And I had somebody hit me up. Okay, so here's what here. I'm gonna lay down the story for Saturday. Oh boy. I'm DJing a wedding. The bride and groom are having their first dance. I get a phone call and I can't answer it. So I'm like, and they keep calling, keep calling, keep calling. Finally, I message them back and I say, hey man, I can't answer my phone right now. You know, I'm sorry. They're like, it's 6 30. We're supposed to start at 6 45 and there's no DJ here. And I'm like, Where they're like at Winford. It's for Winford High School. And I'm like, oh fuck. So I go back through my emails just because sometimes people think that they hired us and they didn't, you know, so I want to make sure. Yeah. I I approved and I was gonna and I was gonna pencil them in. It was my fault 100%. And um I texted him, I said, Well, listen, man, I said, I'm gonna get a hold of a DJ, I'm gonna get this figured out, blah, blah, blah. So I called one of my friends or I messaged one of my friends, and uh messaged one of my friends that's a DJ as well, out of Faustoria, and she made it there. She's the one that I uh the other day when I made a post that's Sierra Garcia. Yeah, yeah, she saved my ass. She didn't get there till an hour and a half late because she was on her way home at the time and she had to load up and then get there and do so. She only DJed for these poor kids for their homecoming for a half hour. Ooh. So needless to say, I got a hold of um, well, at the end of the night after the wedding, I nailed the wedding. Yeah, even though after that I couldn't concentrate on the wedding because I was so fucked up about it.

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It's like how bad was that pit in your stomach?

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I'm like, well, okay, it's not the fact that I overbooked, it's whatever. Okay, it sucks. I don't want bad reviews on my on my my DJ company. I don't ever want that to happen. If I can, you know, you're always human something. I mean, but my problem is, and what really bothered me about this whole situation was that these were some of those kids were seniors. This was their senior homecoming. They had to buy tickets to it, probably. They had to fucking, you know, spend money on dresses and tuck or and suits and whatever else, and probably you know, had to have their you know, girlfriend come by co you know, yeah. I don't know if they do corsages or anything like that anymore, but you know, if they did, they had to spend money on that, spend money on home dinner, just to come to a homecoming that wasn't a homecoming, and it was just shit. So um, I've that's the biggest thing that really stuck with me. It'd be like not showing up for a wedding, you know, like if somebody hired us to be there for a wedding and then we don't show up next year. If you could think sales to the fact that I really I mean, hope yeah, it's homecoming, but at least it wasn't a problem. See, that's what everybody else said, but I took it really hard. No, I I that's good. And at the end of the night, dude, like Chloe and everybody else was like, Hey, you guys want to meet a McDonald's? And usually I'm all down, I'm down. Let's meet a McDonald's. We can divvy up the money and all that other shit, and yeah, I'll buy your guys' food and everything else. I don't have a problem with that. Whatever.

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Just weren't feeling it. Just wasn't it?

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I was like, no, I don't feel like it, dude. I'm going home to think, you know, because dude, I'm it would just fuck me up, dude, really bad. I was just like, So were they it's not how we run up?

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So I assume they were pretty pissed off.

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Um, until I talk to them. So what happened is I get home and I get a text message from blah blah blah from from um the the lady from Winford, and and yeah, I call her because I was like, Well, I know you're up, I'm gonna call you. It's midnight. So I call her, and I'm like, hey, number one from the bottom of my heart, I am so freaking sorry, dude. This is I said, in the 15 years I've been doing this, this is the first time this has ever happened, and I'm sorry that it was on your guys' night. I said, um, she goes, I understand. You're you know, everybody makes mistakes, and it's you're human and everything else. And she goes, it just sucks because there's 230 kids that were very upset. I said, I totally get that, and they have every right to be. I said, So what I would so I said, uh, if you guys give me a chance to make it up, not only will I not charge you, um, I'll pay the DJ, whatever DJ, I'll give you Blake, which is our fucking golden boy for dances. Yeah, that dude just nails it. I said, I'll give you Blake, I'll lock it in and send you proof, you'll know about it. Also, um, we will um, you know, I'll throw a little extra in there for like food or something for the kids or whatever. So, because you know, they had to spend money on probably food, dinner, and shit for homecoming. Yeah, so she goes, Okay, sounds good. She goes, because I was thinking about doing a winter formal in January or February, which is perfect. And um I said, Okay, I said, I'll pay the DJ, I'll throw 100 your way towards the food and stuff for the kids. And uh, you know, thank you. You know, I really appreciate you giving us a redemption, you know, a way to, you know, so she was she was okay with that. She was really cool with that. Okay, because they were looking forward to us.

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They could they could have just told you to fuck off.

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Well, they the kids wanted us, everybody wanted us, and it I really appreciate that too, because the kids were really fired up for us to be there, and usually this school can't afford us. She goes, usually we can't afford you guys, like, but the kids really, really wanted you, and um, and so we we you know we got we actually got the money together to be able to get you guys in here because we were dude, no joke. Here's the deal we were charging 200 for our 500 for two hours. Yeah, what kind of school district can't afford 500 bucks for a DJ? Must not have got their levy passed or something. Whitford sewes? I don't know, dude. Yeah, but no, no, yeah, it is Winford, but but anyway, nonetheless, I was like That's bizarre, okay. Anyway, but uh but anyway, well, usually I think their usual DJs are like a lot cheaper, but we charge a lot more. And for school dances, I don't care. We're we're gonna charge a lot more because sometimes kids nowadays are dicks. I'm sorry to say so right. Um, anyway, they uh so anyway, they freaking so she's like, Yeah, we can definitely do that, you know. So I call, no joke, I get off the phone, I call Blake and I say, Hey dude, so I'll let you know that I'm I'm gonna book you for the Winford thing as soon as I get to know the dates, I'll get I'll let you know, and everything else. I said, I'm gonna pay you out of pocket, so you know, don't worry about them and everything else. And he goes, Nah, man. He goes, You ain't gotta pay me shit. He goes, I was gonna DJ it for free. I was gonna DJ their prompt for free if they gave us another chance. He goes, You ain't gonna pay me. I said, dude, I don't expect you to do it for free. I appreciate it, I appreciate what you're doing, but you don't have to do it for free. He's like, nah, I'm good. He goes, you don't have to do that. So rather, me, I don't like, I don't like, I don't get wrong, I appreciate you know, not having to pay. Yeah, yeah. I appreciate the sentiments. So, what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take the money I was gonna pay him and I'm gonna throw it towards their food. So now so I'm gonna throw 300 now towards their food.

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Okay.

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So that way their food is taken care of. The school doesn't have any cost besides the lights and electricity and the and the people that are there if they're not volunteering. Right. That's all the costs they're gonna have. We're gonna cover the DJ, we're also gonna cover the food and drink. So T T.

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I think that's a a forwardable solution to the issue.

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Well, I th I want their I want their fucking trust back. I want their day to be the best. Yeah, you know, like they deserve it after the shit that that happened. And then another thing I did too, the girl, I ended up paying that DJ$300 out of my pocket to go. So all in total, this night is gonna cost you. It's gonna cost me quite a bit. Yeah, it's gonna be like about six hundred dollars probably.

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But but what would you what would you rather would you rather have the the reputation of okay he he made it right and he went be above and beyond to make it right, and that's the kind of company you want to get behind, and that word of mouth gets around, and actually it will kind of come back to you, probably not in spades per se, but like that that kind of customer service goes a long way. Yeah, it's gonna cost you$600 now, but I think you know, sometimes word of mouth like that gets around, like, yeah, you know, yeah, this happened and it sucked, but his customer service was so good that he made it right, and then he went a little bit beyond to make it right, and we feel that yeah, you should go with it, you know.

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That that kind of word gets out if people will book you based off that alone, so you could be getting bookings from just from that too.

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So it could just it could even out in the end, if you know you never know. But you know, it you could have just like said, yeah, I'm sorry, here's your money back, but you you you were sincere and you wanted to do what's right and you're you're making it right, and then you're going a little bit uh above it. So I think people appreciate that kind of you know customer service and stuff like that. So it it's rare these days, too. A lot of a lot of businesses won't they won't, there's like, yeah, well, you can keep going, dude.

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I like hearing this.

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You like you like to be uh give you the little bit?

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But no, I and I I agree you do, but I think the difference between and I tell people I tell brides and stuff all the time the difference between like how I treat how I deal with business and how a lot of people do is because I I care. I do.

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I fucking how you want to be treated, you know. It's like it put yourself in their shoes, like if you were them, or if you were a a groom or a bride, if you're into that sort of thing, you know, it's it's the 25th century.

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So but if you wanted to Don't assume the groom. Don't assume the groom.

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You know, this is how you wanted to be treated treated. You know, it's like I could be I could be understanding if you know if it's you know, yeah, it's if it's made right, or uh, yeah, you're you're human, but you know, you you wanted to, you know, you wanted to be treated with respect and stuff, and you know, that's that's just a testament to your character.

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Yeah, it's and you know what, like, and and what really sucks is when you have a day where you're really excited about something and then fucking something gets in your plans and shit like that, dude. Yeah, and uh so I these kids, dude. I feel I feel I felt bad, dude.

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I did, and uh honestly Blake will kill it in January, and this will be an afterthought.

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Oh, dude, 100%, dude. We'll be back, we'll be back at prompt. You'll be back, yeah.

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This will be 100% an afterthought. It'll be all you know, Blake will kill it because he's good, and it'll yeah, the it'll be water out of the bridge. So and the kids will love it.

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So it's honestly like uh homecoming wasn't even that big a deal to I maybe it is now. I don't know how it was, you know, how it is today, but I always thought homecoming wasn't that big a deal to me. Prom was the big deal, and now they do winter formals now, I guess, which we never did. I don't know if you guys she wasn't gonna do a winter formal like at the school. Oh, okay. She just she's like, Well, the kids is winter formal just like a winter prom.

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Is that basically what it is? Oh, okay.

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But yeah, like now now. If it was prom, that man, that would suck. That would suck. But I think homecoming is can't be redeemed. Yeah, homecoming got a little bit of time to work on. Prom is toward the end of the year, so you're like, oh no, you got like it's you got like a week of school left, you know, like there's not much time.

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You can't come back from fucking prom up. So like, but well, you can make it right.

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Now, you know, let's say if they're doing a winter formal, dude. Dude, too fucking busy, dude. So I ch I I made some changes. Um, I put Bill in charge of my fucking schedule right now. So right now he's just he's doing administrative. Yep. Oh, okay. He's doing that as well.

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I was you know, I was I I know you're you're a pen and paper kind of dude. You're old school like that.

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Oh, we stopped doing that. Oh, you don't do pen and paper? Schedule on my phone. You got it all on your phone? I got it all on my computer. Oh, okay, okay. Because I know you're always kind of you oh yeah, I meet people and write it down in a planner. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, not anymore. Not for the past two or three years. Oh, really? I'm behind on your on your administrative task. I was always like, man, you should just like get an online thing. And you're like, no, no, I'm used to this. I'm used to listen here, Bon. Listen here, listen here. Listen here, sonny. Listen here, Bon. It's it's chisel and rock. Listen here. I've been doing this anyway for 25 years, and don't tell me anything different. Scribble a yabba dabba do on there. Yeah, some sleep. Yeah, I don't want to quite. What is two plus two? What's two? Hey Fred, what's two plus two? That's a great movie. I didn't come here to debate you, or I didn't come here to do math. No, give me a clean spoon. Give me a clean spoon. What a great movie, dude. Fuck it, dude. That movie is amazing. The casting was great, the set pieces were good. I'll say I'm not a I'm not a Rosie O'Donnell fan. Oh, who is? Nobody is. I'd fuck the shit out of Rosie. Just kidding. Goodbye, Charlie. Goodbye, Charlie. Oh my god, dude. Number 22! Number 22! Yeah, dude, those two fucking weirdo dudes. Oh my god. But dude, no, like the Dilbert? They look like Dilberts, dude, those guys, dude. Oh, but dude, real quick about the Flitzones. That just something that kind of bugs me about the sorry, sorry. I don't know. No, no, no, dude, you're good. We're talking about Rosie O'Donnell, so I'm gonna break up right now. Okay, I want to hone on the fact that what if Barney never switches the tests?

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Would that mean that would would Vanderrock or Vander Mr. Vander Cave or whatever would have picked Barney to be his patsy for this embezzlement scheme?

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But Barney would have seen right through that, right? Would you think? So that doesn't make fucking sense. If Barney never switches tests, he would have chosen Barney Rubble and Barney, I think, is smart enough to see right through all that bullshit. Why would you pick the first one? Why would you pick the best guy? You would want to pick the worst guy, right? But it just kind of been it was just happenstance that Barney switches tests and oh Flitzdo's the is this one that greener. But he's a moron. Oh, okay, I guess that works. No, you want to pick the worst guy. Okay, I don't know. That that that whole plan in the beginning never made much sense to me. You're you're giving an amplitude test, an amplitude test to the quarry guys, and you use it as a means of, oh, we're going to bring on somebody from the pits to the front office in a way to show, hey, Slate wants to, you know, internally. Internally, you know, fast track your career here at Slate in Slate or whatever. But it's like, but it was all just one big embezzlement scheme to have a Patsy to blame it on. Again, you would go, oh, the guy who scored the highest test is the worst guy. You'd say the worst guy got it. That way he's more easy to manipulate. Because he's a fucking idiot. Because he's a more but and de facto Barty switches the test, which kind of absolves Fred was the worst. So it's like I just call, dude. I never thought of that. That just I that bugged me so much. But anyway, I digress. Sorry. Just that little little part in the plot that just kind of just bugged me. It's like wanting to fuck a vagina, but picking a guy.

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Well, you never know these days.

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I'm not picking a dude.

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You're not picking a dude, just nope. Not well, a warm orphous is a warm, a warm orphous, if you will.

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Are we docking, bro? Are we docking, bro?

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Anyway, I I I was just like, huh.

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Okay. So, dude, did you see um did you see Tony's fucking video today? Puccionis, please tell me you did. Dude, with him and the dog. Yeah, I left my ass off. That's his dog. That's really his dog. That's really his dog. It fucking just goes, he just like, oh, right. The dog's driving away. Got it. Yeah, that was a Sora, dude. He was using it, dude. I want us I wanted a I want a fucking license for Sora. Damn, but dude, I can make so much cool shit in that. Just tell Tony, man. Dude, give me a like, Tony, give me a license, bro. He's he said he had to wait like two or two or three weeks or something, and then he gets free codes to get right in, like for people to get right in.

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Yeah, give me one, dude. So um although is it for Apple or is it for I don't know.

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I got an app. I I think mine's for Apple, but I think you can I think you still use it. I don't think it really matters.

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Oh, okay.

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I'm still gonna try it. I don't give a shit. Dude, because some of them felt good. Yeah, no, just bit my pants.

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Because like I've been what he's like, okay, this sort of thing is just taking over the internet right now.

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He showed me the file, dude. He's telling me at his house about this video of like they did a Disney Pixar where a black father's leaving. And it's called like Where's the Milk? I gotta show this to you. Okay, the AI slop is just taking over and I'm here for it. We all know I'm he did a Browns one too, dude. Here's here's Tony's Browns one.

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I'm so used to this to you losing$50 grand to lose what you actually win it, too.

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God damn, it looks just like you. You wanna know why? Because you can take a picture of yourself and you say like some phrases with your voice and it'll put you in there, dude. Okay, here I'll show you, dude. Okay, let me see here. Oh, yeah, this is the one he was telling me about. Okay, so he showed me this too.

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I'm here for it, man.

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I'm sorry. Here's what I made. This is he made uh one with Jake Paul and him arguing over who has a better beard. Oh my god, dude. Oh, there it is.

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Lion's mean more like a golden retriever after a swim. Mine's dead, it's card by a pro. You're calling this patch. You already know the answer. Look at this thing, it's flowing. Bro, it's like a lion's main golden full shape perfect. Lion's mane? More like a golden retriever after a swim. Mine's a dead, it's carved by a pro. You're calling this patch.

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God, it looks so good. It's crazy how like you can't even distinguish now between AI and what's real now. That's how crazy. And we talk about this all the time, but damn, it looks good.

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That browse one was good. Like, where's the quarterback? What the fuck is this shit?

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I put I put you guys to lose 50,000. You guys to lose? Where's the quarterback?

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Nah, dude, it was funnier. Dude, that dog won today. That dog one had me going, man. That was that's his dog. I love that. Yeah. The Ohio State just saying. Oh, dude, I was like, what a I've been saying that the whole damn time. Like when I'll argue with the Michigan fan, I'll be like, well, you know, we are the number one team in the country. Just saying.

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You know, like I love that. If if copyrights be damned, I would use like I would have like Super Saiyan or something, you know. You could do like from Dragon Balls.

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Dude, that's a great idea.

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I I just you know, I like to I I like I said if copyrights be damned, I would use Super Saiyan as as another one. So that's just me. Tony, there's another idea for your for your lady. Yeah, Super Saiyan. Super Saiyan. And you could have like Juliet say it as a as Goku or whatever the fuck his name is, or I don't know. I don't know Dragon Ball Z at all, but but yeah, I know that thing. So there you go. Alright, so Ohio State, they look they looked pretty good.

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Did you watch the game? I did not get to watch, I just watched the score. I watched Michigan's game, though. Keep your friends close and your enemies close.

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That's the you know, it's crazy because the one team that I'll go out of my way to watch outside of Ohio State is Michigan.

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Yep.

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Because I want to watch by the time we play them, I will know everything about them. I will know their weaknesses, their strengths. I will know their tired player personnel because that's just me. I and and the and it coming in in the third place would be Notre Dame.

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But I would know what kind of underwear they're wearing.

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I would know I would know what they I would know what they had for breakfast. Or the Louvre's uh I gotta say, this this is one of the best defenses I've ever seen in all the years I've watched Ohio State play football in my entire life.

SPEAKER_07: 24:39

I've I can watch you grab that fucking mic stand all day like that. And dude, he's over here just like slowly moving it in and out, dude. I'm like, oh, he wears it well. It's fucking fossiling the mic balls, bottling the mic balls.

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It's like a it's like a habit I have now. It's like like just moving the mic around.

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He's so weird.

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I'm on old time radio.

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But yeah.

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No, dude, it that's I uh watching them go, dude, and I'm so I love the excuses that everybody makes on why Ohio State shouldn't be number one when every other fucking team goes. You know what I'm really impressed with besides Ohio State? Indiana. The number two. Indiana. Indiana being number two. What? I'm the I was the b what kind of matrix are we in? What kind of world do we live in where Indiana, Hoosier Football, is number two. Have they ever won a title?

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No, I don't think so.

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I don't think they have like a look up if Indiana I would not be upset.

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I don't think they ever have.

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I will not be upset if Indiana wins a title this year. If if they beat Ohio State, I'll be a little mad because it's Ohio State. But I won't be as upset. I would be I would be very happy for Indiana.

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I'm gonna say they may have, I don't think they may ever have. No, the Idietta Hoosier football team has never won a national championship.

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Dude, you know what? And and think about how, and I'm gonna say this. How excited are the Hoosier fans right now, dude? The fact that they're number two was that Curse Is that the highest they've ever been?

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So although they did win the outright Big Ten championship in 1945, oh man, at a share of one in 1967, the team has also made it that they so their last share of the Big Ten championship was in 1967. They've only won two Big Ten titles, 1945, and it's share title in 67.

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So it's one and a half. It's like kissing your sister. So still getting a kiss, but so I have boners involved.

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Indiana is the perennial bottom fee. It's almost like watching Cinderella become the beautiful bell at the ball, almost.

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You know, this is a major league right here. It kind of is kind of reminds me of Major League.

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You know, I don't like Kirk Signetti or whatever the coach of Indiana. I don't I think he's cocky, but I think you need that bravado, though, to coach a team.

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And why wouldn't you? You just took a team that's never done anything and has brought them to number two in the goddamn country. You deserve to be a fucking asshole.

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I think Kirk Signetti is a is a fucking I think he's a chode, but honestly, you have to kind of be one.

SPEAKER_07: 27:32

His food sounds like something I ordered from Reno, or his name sounds like something I ordered from Reno's.

SPEAKER_05: 27:36

What? Well, you want to go to Signetti's tonight?

SPEAKER_07: 27:38

Yeah. No, uh I would like uh Fettuccine Signetti. I like a Fettuccini Signetti, please.

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Cignetti Alfredo. Dude, in his second season at Indiana, he is 17-2. You don't want to know his two losses were to Ohio State and Notre Dame. Ohio State last season. Ohio State and Notre Dame were the only two losses in. Do we play Indiana? We do not play Indiana this season. Unless we are Big Ten Championship. That's what we're destined for right now. And what a wild world that we live in where Ohio State and Indiana.

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My brain cannot fucking process this, dude. You have to understand something. I can't process a national. We should get another Big Ten Championship fucking ticket. I they just went on sale. I just saw a commercial for it on Saturday. We should see if we can get them cheap again. I wouldn't be against that. Except here's the problem. If Indiana goes to the Big Ten Championship, we're in their backyard. It's an Indianapolis. That's okay. We'll fucking still yell at them. We'll still yell at them. I'm not threatening. Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Go You know what that's from, right? No, what is that from? Okay. Go up to YouTube. Look up uh Tony Hawk scenes in the new in the new guy. Oh my god, dude. Let me see if I can find it on my phone.

SPEAKER_05: 29:47

Well, you look for that, we gotta take a break. So you you look for that and let me know what you find, and then we'll be right back after this.

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Hey brothers. You guys are my favorite knee neighbors.

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Ah, there you go.

SPEAKER_07: 30:24

Hey, can I join your gang? I can scruff some dude up. On this block, I'm the only white man. At eight o'clock, my mom says, hey night, man. But I wanna stay out outside till dark. Hang out with all these black dudes that are hanging out at the park. Whoa! Can we please hang out? Knock these bitches up and bang them out.

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Where the brown boys go? Where the brown boys go? Yeah, where the brown boys go. They sell the blow. Where the brown boys go, yeah. Comb your hair with a fucking little pick. And you know that I have a little dick.

SPEAKER_07: 31:40

But you guys have me tie slappers. And you know you fuck them chicks with big old crappers. Can we rewind it, please? Cause you guys got these holes on their knees. Where the brown boys go?

SPEAKER_06: 31:59

Go where the brown boys go. Yeah. Brown boys go. Yeah, I wanna go where the do boys go.

SPEAKER_07: 32:20

Hey, what kind of set are you guys with? I look good in red.

SPEAKER_11: 32:27

I look good in red.

SPEAKER_07: 32:29

My mommy tells me I'm the handsomest. Can I fuck hoes too? Certain things you do really make me truly like it.

SPEAKER_06: 32:44

I watch the NFL where the black dude spike it. Yeah. You are my favorite kind of peeps. Cause you smackin' bitches out on the streets. Where the brown boys, where the brown boys go. Go where the brown boys go. Hey new. Oh where the where the brown boys go. Let their dinghies show where the brown boys go. Where the brown boys go. Where the brown boys go. Where the where the brown boys go. Where they go? Hey, where's my wallet?

SPEAKER_07: 33:40

Hey guys. Are we still friends? Hey.

SPEAKER_00: 33:54

Welcome back to the Brass Freaking Podcast. It's every day with John and J. Listen. You don't keep listening, I'm coming to your house and licking your wife stay as home. Sticking my tongue up with a dirt button. You got that motherfucker the chicken air.

SPEAKER_07: 34:17

Welcome back, everybody! Oh yeah. So anyway. Where were we? I think we should uh we were gonna look up that. Go Rocket Creek. Oh yeah. But uh we couldn't find it.

SPEAKER_05: 34:32

Couldn't find it.

SPEAKER_07: 34:34

I think we need to pull up um You Only Live Once by Suicide Silence. That's a good song. I love this song.

SPEAKER_08: 34:44

Push your care, push your care, push your side.

SPEAKER_07: 34:49

God, what a great fucking song, dude. Gotta have the video.

SPEAKER_08: 34:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09: 34:59

I love the song. Push your care, push your girl into side.

SPEAKER_07: 35:09

Oh Jeff so fucking nuts. God dude, that's so fucking boss, dude. Does anybody say boss anymore? You do. I did. I'm bringing it back. I'm bringing it, I'm bringing it back. Warch monkey. This video's so fucking badass, though. When they start shooting out of his shit. Yeah. So today is Mitch Locker's birthday.

SPEAKER_10: 35:55

This guy.

SPEAKER_07: 35:55

Yeah, that's a lead singer. He passed away. I saw the lip biscuits basis. Yeah, I posted that. I was like, what the fuck, man? So we had Ace Ace Freely die or whatever. Bro.

SPEAKER_05: 36:09

I knew you were gonna say that.

SPEAKER_07: 36:11

Dude, dude, did you see he was supposed to be at the Ritz in November? No. Yeah, they do that Ace Freely or whatever. It's supposed to be at the Ritz or something. Oh, he was supposed to be at the Ritz? So somebody, yeah, it was a post or something. Oh it's kept coming up. Do we get our money back? And they're like, unfortunately, he canceled.

SPEAKER_08: 36:29

You don't know. You don't say. You don't say. You don't say.

SPEAKER_07: 36:33

So I got a song for us to check out. This one's not crazy hardcore, but it's really good, dude. The chorus is what makes this song, and it's really good. It's called This Is the Time. And it's uh got ballast, and it's by Nothing More. I don't know, Ballast or whatever. This is the time of what this is the time, and then Ballast. B-A-L-L-A-S-T, and then the band's called Nothing More. Yeah, there it is. The chorus is so fucking catchy, dude. The guitar is in and the sing is pretty good.

SPEAKER_05: 37:18

That's weird.

SPEAKER_07: 37:19

Wow, this ain't we'll see what it we'll see if it clears up a little bit. It's a little different than what I heard.

SPEAKER_00: 37:52

This is it.

SPEAKER_07: 38:06

There we go. It's like incubus if they didn't start. Right. I love the torus, dude. Love that fucking torus. Did you say the base is really shining through this mist? It's got kind of a corn. Yeah, you can hear it. You can really that the bass really shines in this mist. Oh yeah, you can hear him fucking, dude. Yeah, it's good. Well I hope they're not getting their amps all wet. You don't want to really get water on that. That's kind of bad for it. I like the video with them fucking just like water just dripping and shit. That's how I felt yesterday. Drowning. Yeah. Fucking in the rain trying to unload shit. This video is just it's my worst nightmare. I'm sorry dude, I didn't know the video. My worst fucking nightmare. You're like, I feel you, dude. Keep singing. I love the bass on this fucking band.

SPEAKER_05: 41:01

Singing the song. I wish more bands would put I I just love a meaty bass hook.

SPEAKER_07: 41:06

That fucking chorus, dude.

SPEAKER_05: 41:07

Yeah, it's a big nice big chorus. Yeah, I just love that bass shining through, man.

unknown: 41:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07: 41:15

Good shit, man. Alright, so Sarah sent me one. Your wife, Sarah? Yes. Oh. Okay, um, we're not gonna listen to that. Sorry. Sorry, Sarah. I haven't even heard it yet. So this one's new for me. She said, let it get into it. It starts off slow. No way out by not enough space. Or no way out is the fucking name of the band. Not enough space. Okay. Ooh. Female vocals. We are in. I'm already hard. She fucking I love that gospel song. Dude, female vocalists gets an automatic like for me. Oh, there's two of them? What if there was just a video of that one? It's like he could say it didn't suck. That's gonna be a description for every band we listen to. Oh, there you go, dude. Dude, we we got the bell rig and the base fucking exploded. I love that shit. Oh the fuck! Yes, dude, we got all of it! I'm so erect right now.

SPEAKER_05: 43:48

Hitch harmonics, yes!

SPEAKER_07: 43:54

I love that shit, dude. Is it back in the chorus? Dude, that that that that breakdown had everything I wanted. It was like a dirt duncan. It was a dirt duncan of breakdowns. It had the bell ring and had the if you go to Subway and he asked for every meat. That's what that was, man. That was meat mountain. That was meat mountain. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_11: 44:47

I left myself what a way to end it.

SPEAKER_07: 45:23

Okay, that fucking ruled. That was fucking amazing. Dude, that ruled ass, dude. That was badass. Me Rikey lock. That black placement was Chef's Kiss as still with Chef's Kiss. I fucking loved it.

SPEAKER_05: 45:37

Dude, that had that breakdown, as you said, was it just a turduck and I'm awesome. It had the bell ring, which I I loved. I loved that before the breakdown. And then it had the explosion, which you like.

SPEAKER_07: 45:48

That fucking 808 hit. The fucking Sonic Moon.

SPEAKER_05: 45:56

Fucking awesome. I approved. Too enthusiastic thumbs up.

SPEAKER_07: 46:02

Family fun for everybody. So another song. Until I found you by Steven Sanders.

SPEAKER_08: 46:19

I'm scared.

SPEAKER_07: 46:20

Don't be scared, buddy. I'm scared. You can just go to the second one. Uh no, don't do that one yet. Um you can go up to the top. I love this song. It's a totally different vibe. I love the old style 50s, 60s doo-op kind of sound. It's got crybaby all over it, doesn't it? I was just about to say crybaby. Dude, we always think of this shit together, dude. But I love the way he sings this song, dude. Earth Ajo! Earth Ajo! Yeah, with the fucking picture disappeared and shit. They're coming back. Hey Marvin, Marvin Berry. That's not part of the song. I swear I've heard this before. It was on TikToks. Okay, I was like, I've heard this somewhere. Dude, I love this style. Like we've talked about it before, dude. The style and and of this. You'll be cool to do it. Fucking a 50s duo metal song. That'd be fucking crazy. Dude. Do we need to go back to Sona? Dude, back to Sona we go. Yep, let's go. Oh my god! We're just bursting with ideas. You can stick your finger in its hole. You can uh you can eat the snake before it eats you. That's what my new brain tells me.

SPEAKER_08: 49:18

That AI fucking was it on fire?

SPEAKER_07: 49:21

Dude, that's sick. That AI socket or that AI picture generated. This makes something new.

SPEAKER_11: 49:37

Burger, sizzle, soda, pop fit, leather seeds, neon bliss, gold shines bright on the moonlight glow, dreams in the air, but they don't do it. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07: 50:20

God damn.

SPEAKER_02: 50:28

I like that.

SPEAKER_11: 50:36

Just creep it all. It starts to ride. Got the link to deck.

SPEAKER_06: 51:17

Wow. What? That was great! What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07: 51:38

What did we that was phenomenal? What did we just make? What did we just w what just happened here today, people?

SPEAKER_05: 51:44

Chat what just happened here today? It's a little another let's see what we're doing.

SPEAKER_11: 51:59

Burger sizzles, soda pop fists.

SPEAKER_07: 52:02

Oh, you know this guy coming hard as fuck.

unknown: 52:09

Dreams in the air, but they don't know.

SPEAKER_11: 52:16

Something's coming up.

SPEAKER_07: 52:22

It does it hit it hard with the other one. This was like nickel bag. Yeah, dude, this other one fucking slat. Alright, Pokemon flatulence.

SPEAKER_08: 52:55

I gotta download this because I'm gonna this is going into my I almost wanna upload it to Spotify. So I have a whole playlist, dude.

SPEAKER_07: 53:06

Yeah. Swing metal. Swing metal. So all they don't have to do is create a vocal song about flaggering. Oh, let's do it like we gotta do it like Reporting and Jerry Flaging and Jersey.

SPEAKER_10: 54:09

Sunday morning pews are packed, pastor's voice is loud and cracked, I feel a rumble. Oh no, not that. Oops, the lady next to me, she turns her head. The choir sings louder, my face turns red. Silent but deadly, my soul feels dread.

SPEAKER_11: 54:27

Oops, oops, oops, oops. Oh, holy toots in the Lord's own house. Trying to be quiet like a sneaky mouse. But did it echoes off shame? Blame the beans, I take no blame. The stained glass shakes a trumpet blast.

SPEAKER_10: 54:45

My neighbors laugh. I thought I'd pass, the smell arrived, so it's spreading fast.

SPEAKER_11: 54:49

Oops, the church.

SPEAKER_12: 54:53

It breaks my will, I pray to heaven for a gas to skill. Oops, squeak, squeak. I share my creak, but the views betray when you let it leak.

SPEAKER_10: 55:01

No hair can save these unholy winds from the beans I creak. Oh holy to it, try hard on house.

SPEAKER_11: 55:08

Trying to be quiet like a sneaky mouse. But echoes all the shame. Blame the bees, I take no blame. So let the horns of heaven blow. When the pews vibrate, we all will know. A sacred tooth is nature's flow.

SPEAKER_10: 55:30

Oops. Amen.

SPEAKER_05: 55:36

Opa. They tried with the fart noises with the mouth, but it just didn't. I wonder if they I wonder if this other one would do it.

SPEAKER_10: 55:50

I love poker. Now that sounded like a fart almost. Sunday morning pews are packed. Pastor's voice is loud and crack. I feel a rumble. Oh no, not that. Oops.

unknown: 56:06

Oops.

SPEAKER_10: 56:07

The lady next to me, she turns her head. The choir They tried. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_07: 56:16

Dude, I gotta listen to this gas lead serenade song together.

SPEAKER_05: 56:19

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_11: 56:19

I just want to listen to it one more time because I think it's a big burger, sizzle, soda, pop fill, leather seats, neon bliss. Something's coming and won't be the same.

SPEAKER_07: 56:52

You should do a female vocalist. You could change it.

SPEAKER_05: 56:56

Hold on. Hold on a second. I I could I could do that. Create remix edit.

SPEAKER_09: 57:44

I'm metal core.

SPEAKER_07: 57:48

I think it's a lot of metal core.

SPEAKER_05: 58:34

What's it called? Lover's limitation. Love of lamentation.

SPEAKER_09: 58:53

Like heaven's or something.

SPEAKER_07: 59:01

I fucking love this shit.

SPEAKER_11: 59:04

Street lights flicker, shadows play, heart's kind wear secret. What the fuck? Harmonization? So whispered lights of close to Lovers Legend on the ground.

SPEAKER_04: 59:47

Sweet readers late, kisses the face forever. So how is the This is going crazy to shop?

SPEAKER_11: 1:00:33

They all showed glass steals up a shot. Fingers keep the beat up to fuck.

unknown: 1:00:54

Cry.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:54

I cry. I cry. Lovers sing their final two That's dude.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:10

That went all over the place. Let's try this one.

SPEAKER_04: 1:01:20

Street lights, flicker, shadows, play.

SPEAKER_09: 1:01:28

What's that the short line? I wonder what what that's about.

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:31

That's weird. So I wonder if they they meant to put that as like some sort of uh uh what do you call it? Like a prompt. Because you can put prompts in the lyrics for it to do like do different things in the chorus and verse.

unknown: 1:01:49

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_04: 1:02:07

Dreams dissolve at midnight. I got another song idea after this.

SPEAKER_07: 1:02:12

Okay. We we got we're we're not for one more. Okay. Let's do a hip hop song. Hip hop song. Like we went uh gangster rap. Let's do a gangster rap song. Let's do a West Coast gangster rap song. Gangsta rap song. About paying taxes. Oh my god, dude, that's fucking great. Or about you about li like loving police. Whichever one. About loving the police.

SPEAKER_12: 1:04:00

Crome spoke spinning, streets keeping bringing civic duty in my heart. That's the real beginning. Flash like the morning sun, protect and serve till the job gets done. See the squad car roll, midnight patrol. Keep the block in check, keep the city whole, not just enforced, they neighbors too. Yeah, bridge the gap between me and you. Blue light shine. Not a threat, but a guy. Keeping the beats on the moves outside. Oh my god. Streets ain't for God. Officer, walking boots. Stay the thread in the quilt, keep the fabric code. Talk to office to red. Yeah, she cool with the kids. Said she joined the force. Cause of things her mama did not every badge deep down. Some out here just tryna save lives. Bridge the gap, man. We all the same. Different roles in the world, just a different thing. Unity stronger than the streets that divide.

SPEAKER_07: 1:05:07

God damn, this is great. Yo, respect the police. Dude, so good. Dude, that was such a great idea. Dude, I I'm dude.

SPEAKER_09: 1:05:25

What's that?

SPEAKER_07: 1:05:27

Do uh uh mariachi song about um I like an ice. I gotta do it now. I don't care if it goes over. But we the only problem is what does ice stand for?

SPEAKER_08: 1:05:42

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_09: 1:05:43

Illegal immigration immigration and customs enforcement.

SPEAKER_07: 1:06:09

No, not touching it. Walls of ice? Oh my god. We should have done we should have done a West Coast song about love and police as like Barack Obama or something. That would have been funny. Oh my god. This is gonna be awesome. I love Mary Ellie. Should we be eating tips in case all right now? Oh shit, right?

SPEAKER_11: 1:06:49

Oh man. They come at night when dreams are deep. So loud it shakes the sleep. The walls are thin, the air is cold, they take away the earth. Oh I see, I see the frost that burn The Shadow Fall Where hope once turn You build your walls, we climb so high, our hearts walk free We won't say goodbye for the time the drone with steel, but love the strong wounds can hear our songs, they feel our death, yet still we rise with a chance they can change the wind or cage the sea with the rooster the family tree Oh I see, I see the frost that burn, a shadow fall, swell once turn to build joy. We climbed so high, art swamp free. The trumpets cry The Violence we the thousand miles we crossed to keep the stories of father's land the strength of cowl is working.

SPEAKER_07: 1:09:21

Holy shit, man. That was really good, but I didn't it wasn't love and ice, dude. I didn't well at first it it it felt see at first it it was it was like oh it it was describing them then it then it went into this like revolution kind of thing.

SPEAKER_05: 1:09:36

I'm like I I guess I could have told them though that they love ice.

SPEAKER_07: 1:09:41

I guess I should have I guess it learned it learned what it was, so I guess technically it's kind of I think next time we do it, it's uh we're gonna do uh I think we should do um um uh hip hop, West Coast hip hop song about um about black people loving Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_08: 1:10:05

Dude, I love this app so much.

SPEAKER_07: 1:10:07

Dude, it is so funny.

SPEAKER_05: 1:10:14

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SPEAKER_08: 1:10:18

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SPEAKER_07: 1:10:23

I'd just like to say thank you to everybody um who listens, and hopefully you're still enjoying it. I know we get on here and we get these fucking crazy songs going and shit like that. My phone goes off like a motherfucker. But yeah, seriously, we appreciate you guys, and we will be back next week. Say bat time, say bat channel. I'm Job Brickner. And I'm Jason Sherman. Peace out, guys. Later, guys.