SPEAKER_15: 1:01

It's not your day. It's not my day. This is our day. And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit? You like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place! Listen up, you fucking freaks! It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of It's Every Day with Jonathan and Jay. Let's rock.

SPEAKER_10: 1:37

Welcome, welcome once again to It's Every Day with John and Jay. Well, hello there! Thank you for joining us in the we don't have uh sponsorship studios, so uh yeah. Welcome, welcome aboard. Uh we're here. Brick Road Media Studios. Yeah. Right. So welcome.

SPEAKER_17: 1:59

So do you ever think I was just thinking of this, man?

SPEAKER_10: 2:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 2:02

Do you ever think that like if Steve Urkel will have ever knocked up Laura, he would have said, like, did I do that or something like that?

SPEAKER_10: 2:08

You would think, you know, they did get together at the end of the show.

SPEAKER_17: 2:13

That's kind of cool. Did you see? Oh, the reason why I'm thinking of that.

SPEAKER_10: 2:17

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_17: 2:17

Eddie's in legal trouble right now.

SPEAKER_10: 2:19

Oh, the guy who played Eddie? The guy who played Eddie is in legal trouble. Okay.

SPEAKER_17: 2:23

So and it's not something uh Carl's gonna be able to get him out of.

SPEAKER_10: 2:26

Well, he that's a that's a shame because he's a he was a cop in like everything. That actor was a cop in Ghostbusters and uh Turner and Hooch. Was he really? Yeah, he was he was his partner. He was Tom Hanks' partner in Turner and Hooch. Uh Lethal. Was he in Lethal Weapon? That's Danny Glover. No, what am I? Oh no, not Lethal Weapon. Die Hard. He was a cop in Die Hard. He plays these Typecasts as a cop. Yeah, Typecast as a cop.

SPEAKER_17: 2:51

And then in um fuck, what show was that? Cartoon show that was amazing, and the name of the high school was that guy's name. Like the fucking like his real name. Carl Winslow's real name.

SPEAKER_10: 3:13

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 3:15

Let me see here.

SPEAKER_10: 3:16

I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_17: 3:17

I wonder what I can't remember what show that is. Um Carl Winslow. Oh, it even pops up, dude. Um Reginald Vell Johnson. Yeah, that's it. What a name. That's fucking you sound like a fucking royalty.

SPEAKER_10: 3:36

The Reginald So James Franklin got fired from Penn State today.

SPEAKER_17: 3:47

I saw that. Invincible. That's what it was. The invincible show on uh Prime. Oh, okay. Which if you like superhero movies and like shows, it's a cartoon show, but it's graphic as fuck, dude. Oh, okay. It shows like people's eyes getting busted out and everything else. It's nasty. Yeah, I saw that. I'm not surprised.

SPEAKER_10: 4:10

I guess uh losing three in a row and two to unranked teams that you had a 20-point you're a 20-point favorite over. Usually you know, he used he's owed$50 million in his buyout. That's insane. What other profession do you know where you fuck up and you get fired that you get paid$50 million? Can you name one profession that does that? I'd be failing on I know. So it's just like that guy won't have to work for a long time. Theoretically speaking, I don't know if he gets it all in one, or it's just it's gradually through the year.

SPEAKER_17: 4:46

How is this dude beating me? I mean, he's only beating me by five points, and I still have like fucking.

SPEAKER_10: 4:51

Oh, you're from your fantasy team?

SPEAKER_17: 4:53

Yeah, I still got David Montgomery, Dalton Kincaid if he plays, and Harrison Bucker. So five points shouldn't be a problem.

SPEAKER_10: 5:01

Oh yeah. My team's an infirmary. It's just it's horrible. It's one of those years where I'm just I'm just doing like just stitching teams together.

SPEAKER_17: 5:12

Well, dude, he like I don't think he put a lineup this week because he's got Dak Prescott sitting on the bench and CJ Stroud playing today.

SPEAKER_10: 5:20

Oh, really? Yeah. I mean maybe he really likes CJ Stroud over. Yeah, but it's a bye week. Oh CJ Stroud's a bye week. Yeah. Well, I gave he he And he played CD Lamb. That doesn't make sense because I had he has CD Lamb in there too. Oh well. There's always one.

SPEAKER_17: 5:38

Well, free free win from the colour. Oh, if I love that's what I was pissed. I'm like, if I lose, right? If they don't get at least six points, I'm gonna be pissed.

SPEAKER_10: 5:45

I think all those guys will get you six points.

SPEAKER_17: 5:48

I'm hoping so. But um I was gonna show you something my brother sent me, dude. I laughed my fucking ass off when I saw it, dude. It's another one of those videos on uh Facebook like Messenger. Oh my god, here it is.

SPEAKER_06: 6:03

Hello, Mizoo! I'm the little toe snatcher. Give me a fucking face.

SPEAKER_17: 6:12

Dude, I laughed my ass off when I saw it. I was like, no fucking way.

SPEAKER_10: 6:16

Have you seen like the influx of these AI videos now really taking hold like cats getting whisked away in a tornado and shit like that, and dogs?

SPEAKER_17: 6:24

That's what's horrible. Is that now? That's what sucks is now you don't know what's real.

SPEAKER_10: 6:30

Yeah, you can't distinguish what's real. So you can imagine when you see these like WWE ones that have like Stephen Hawking and Chris Farley entering the Royal Rumble and all that shit, dude.

SPEAKER_17: 6:40

But I would love to see it. Hold on, let's see if I could pull. And you know what? You know what really scares me is that we already have a problem with videos and shit when it comes to political stuff and everything else. Right, people are susceptible.

SPEAKER_10: 6:52

That's a good point, too.

SPEAKER_17: 6:54

Dude, you want to know what's gonna really push that divide a little harsher? AI fucking videos. All I do is turn my picture into a Simpsons character.

SPEAKER_10: 7:05

Oh, there's one with Mr. Rogers turning it. Did you hear that?

SPEAKER_28: 7:08

You think you're my neighbors? Look at you. You're not my neighbors, you're a bunch of strangers who wouldn't even be welcome on my street. You disgust me.

SPEAKER_10: 7:19

Oh man. Yeah, all these Sora. Is Sora's in the app that makes these?

SPEAKER_06: 7:31

Stephen Hawking's on the top rope!

SPEAKER_08: 7:39

Stephen Hawking just pinned him up with the bigger. Listen to this place! Archer the Dachshund is trotting into Monday night road face in the household. The cleaner didn't even punch. The obese internet user is locked off and stepped in the wrong and waiting in the obese internet user. My leather pig junior has done it! He's the worst happening! Wait, what's the- Oh no, that's got these boots, he's got the fucking wait a minute! No way it can't be held! Straight from the side of the same remedy, the Dutch master!

SPEAKER_26: 8:33

Ringo's best mate, George! Always have me and always will be! And a WrestleMania! I'm standing right by his side, not you! You should have been replaced by the entire building shaking!

SPEAKER_08: 8:43

The silver bat has arrived on Rome! And waiting in s men who think they can take him down! I gave them beef, and they're stumped on it! No more! Do not these are way too real.

SPEAKER_17: 9:07

These are good. Tony, you need to watch these.

SPEAKER_06: 9:09

Oh, the Queen!

SPEAKER_10: 9:16

Oh, Jesus. Oh, I don't even know where this is gonna go.

SPEAKER_18: 9:20

I never hurt my family. You all know me. I'm not here for tea and tiny sandwiches. I'm here to fight. And speaking of fights, somebody tell the queen that if she wants to keep the throne warm, she better sit on an ice pack because I'm coming in.

SPEAKER_19: 9:34

Every single soul in this building better know. This is my house. I run this.

SPEAKER_20: 9:44

No, man, tonight I'm gonna show the whole world I'm more than the king of pop. I'm the king of getting down and stomping people out. You hear me? When that bell rings, I'm not singing, I'm swinging. I'm gonna moonwalk all over the room.

SPEAKER_17: 9:52

God, these are so good.

SPEAKER_19: 10:01

You see, when I step into this ring, it's like stepping onto a stage. The lights, the rhythm, the energy, it's all mine. And this Sunday that big man thinks he's gonna bully me? Uh-uh. Strong work.

SPEAKER_21: 10:37

This is war. I'm gonna open up a can and I'll open it up.

SPEAKER_08: 10:52

Just level it!

SPEAKER_06: 11:02

I'll tell you if I'm gonna do it tonight.

SPEAKER_01: 11:07

Oh, Jesus, dude. Let's make some history, but if you life's about choices, man. The hard ones, the quiet ones, the ones nobody ever sees but you. You do what's right even when it's just you and your shadow.

SPEAKER_28: 11:19

Did you hear that? You think you're my neighbors? Look at you. You're not my dude.

SPEAKER_11: 11:24

That's really good.

SPEAKER_05: 11:30

The case of little Isaac, Steven, you are not the father. Oh I am out of here.

SPEAKER_27: 11:40

Hawking rolling in, run two. Look at this. Coming up the launching.

SPEAKER_06: 11:45

422 No way.

SPEAKER_25: 11:57

Hang on. That burger looks tasty as fuck.

SPEAKER_06: 12:03

Hey, give back the burger!

SPEAKER_22: 12:11

Alright, sir. What's in the back? That? Oh, that's just snow. It's tested positive for narcotics. I was holding it for the Easter bunny, I swear. Sir, don't move.

SPEAKER_07: 12:17

Oh, hold on to your head. Stop! He's taking off. Here comes Hawking. Building velocity down the drop, straight into the transition. He's up to the full inversion. Look at the altitude.

SPEAKER_00: 12:29

Oh, he's done. Get that crap.

SPEAKER_07: 12:31

Play it arena. It's crap. The only toy. That's also a snap. Oh my god! It's in her hair. Wish it, roll it, stretch it, and you can eat it. It's food, totally edible. It's like adventure. Smells like the crap. Dirt music again. It's crap. Whoa! The clay you can play with. And then eat. It's flight! It tastes like flood. No from dirt tech.

SPEAKER_10: 12:46

Okay, that's actually kind of cool. Like, I know that would never be made, but like, imagine that would sell really well, I feel. For fucking people that are weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07: 12:57

From the makers of crap, it's the cum expansion pack.

SPEAKER_10: 12:59

Okay, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_07: 13:00

Creamy yellow goo. Mix it into molds, plat it, drizzle it, come, turn your crap into total meltdown mayhem. From the makers of crap.

SPEAKER_08: 13:08

The smell of a glitter clear rock that blows your face off. It's wet. I smell like 50.

SPEAKER_25: 13:17

Pull it back a little. I am stuck. I cannot move forward or back. My chair is jammed between the feet.

SPEAKER_08: 13:24

Okay, left on three, one. Einstein's on the top rope. What's he thinking? No way, not from up there. Just exploded! My hinge is gone! That's pure relative hand motion.

SPEAKER_25: 13:36

That burger looks tasty as fuck.

SPEAKER_19: 13:38

Hey, get back the burger. Check it out. This is my new friend.

SPEAKER_23: 13:43

Hi, I'm Walter. Pleasure to meet all of you. Michael's been showing me around and uh it's been a good day. Okay, Morty, check it out.

SPEAKER_27: 13:48

I'm about to blow what's left of your impression of a little mine. Three D Gaussian splatting. Instead of grinding through a neural field or meshing every polygon like a sucker, we toss the scene into a cloud of tiny light-soaked ellipsoids. The GPU just spring. The arena is holding its breath.

SPEAKER_10: 14:00

Oh my god, he's dying gonna die.

SPEAKER_18: 14:04

Look at the control in that chair.

SPEAKER_24: 14:06

Perfect rotation. Look at that makeup video going around. It's not me. Bro, it looks exactly like you. It's got your beard and everything.

SPEAKER_30: 14:11

It even blinked the same way.

SPEAKER_24: 14:12

Because it's AI. Somebody ran my face through an app or something. Look at the hands and the lighting. None of that is my room. See the thumb.

SPEAKER_06: 14:28

He's got hooked up the way! He's lifted him straight out of the channel!

SPEAKER_30: 14:32

This crowd cannot believe what they're saying!

SPEAKER_06: 14:35

Staying slowly!

SPEAKER_08: 14:38

Touch clothes, gentlemen. Let's see his thief! Body shot, buddy shot. There it is! End time!

SPEAKER_18: 14:46

That's the round.

SPEAKER_26: 14:49

Oh gosh, no way.

SPEAKER_18: 14:51

Are you kidding me right now? Wow. I actually don't even know what to say.

SPEAKER_05: 15:07

Oh man. Mrs. Keller's up first. Chocked up. Here she goes. Oh stage!

SPEAKER_12: 15:17

You know why I pulled you over? Got you doing 67 in a 20-mile-an hour school zone. Hey, don't hands behind your back. You're under arrest for reckless driving and res 30 seconds on the clock. Every plate matters here. Dishwashing competition!

SPEAKER_18: 15:32

That quick turn, perfect edges. One plate to go, she's ahead! That seals it! Gold for McKay!

SPEAKER_00: 15:38

Hi, I'm glad you could make it. You may have noticed we have a lot more paint than usual today, and that's because we're painting your fat ass. We may even need a second canvas. Let's jump in and see how much room we have.

SPEAKER_05: 15:47

Alright, buddy, you're covered in it. Bags open, car smells like a greenhouse. You want to tell me what we're doing? Oh, it I closed the shot.

SPEAKER_10: 15:53

Oh, okay. Yeah, dude, these Sora 2 fucking videos are like out of control. Because like, if they if they didn't have this here, this little logo, I would have it's hard to tell between now. Obviously, a lot of the fucking like mechanics are all fucked up, but there's some that are like really hard to like you can't tell. The Michael Jackson ones are like really I've seen some other Michael Jackson ones that were like really lifelike. Like you couldn't tell the difference. Yeah, it's AI is is gonna take over a lot of industries.

SPEAKER_17: 16:26

It's it's cool as it are.

SPEAKER_10: 16:28

It is scary, it's gonna take over a ton of industries, dude.

SPEAKER_17: 16:30

I'll I'm me, I just like using Chad GPT and turning my pictures into the stuff.

SPEAKER_10: 16:34

Listen, I I use Suno because I just like fucking around with it because it's fun and I like I like making shit. But like, would I ever consider using it as a serious tool to create music? No, but a lot of people do, and people can make money off of it, and that and that takes away from actual hardworking, you know, actual artists who do you know perfect their craft. I I can make a song in like 10 10 seconds that it you know be and it just like takes away from the actual art. But you know, people could argue that it that in itself is art that like you actually create, like you think of the concepts and uh and that is.

SPEAKER_17: 17:12

Yeah, but just thinking about the concepts isn't creating a dude. I mean, yeah, you're the brain child, but that's about where it's right.

SPEAKER_10: 17:22

I just do it. I just think it's funny just combining different genres and you know, pissing around with that. Oh my god, there's a Martin Luther King. I saw I've seen some Martin Luther King ones that are that are kind of funny too. But yeah, it's it's uh it's take it over the world.

SPEAKER_17: 17:38

It's just it's getting like things are gonna get worse. It's gonna be bad. So do you like the business cards, dude?

SPEAKER_10: 17:46

They're not bad. The only thing that kind of threw me off is I thought it was like a racing thing at first, like a racing thing.

SPEAKER_17: 17:51

No, I like the uh did you like separate no she did. Oh, okay. I like it because it separates it. It's not just a plain Jane business card. It kind of reminds me of Frisches.

SPEAKER_10: 18:03

Yeah, Frisches, too, yeah. Oh yeah, what's this like?

SPEAKER_19: 18:06

Your chicken's looking nice, pal.

SPEAKER_21: 18:08

Woo! No, he stole my chicken! Got a crispy changer case, slow me down. Friday fifth day with the crumbs slide, I'm gliding out the door. Fry love in my arms, can't give it up no more.

SPEAKER_17: 18:19

Heck your chicken's looking nice, brother. Holy shit, dude. So real.

SPEAKER_08: 18:26

They're both up there, no way, no way. Oh my goodness. Through the flame, Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers just went straight to the canvas with they're both up there, no way.

SPEAKER_10: 18:37

Wow, dude. It's ridiculous. That's insane how how crazy life like this. Dude, I've been watching. I've been trying I there's a ton of these WWE ones on Facebook, and they they make me laugh. There's one where Chris Farley enters the Royal Rumble, and it looks he's just he's just going around going, yeah, ah, doing his his shtick or whatever. I was like, dude, that's that's fucking funny, but it's fucked up. It's kind of fucked up to you using people's life likenesses like that, though, even if they're dead, you know.

SPEAKER_17: 19:04

It's kind of messed up in a way, but if you're a celebrity, your likeness is already it's true.

SPEAKER_10: 19:09

I mean, that's true. Your public domain, it's right, no doubt. I mean, at that point, it's just down to taste, I guess.

SPEAKER_17: 19:16

But what the only the thing that's really cool about it is that with these, you can you can get a lot better shows. Like people that haven't like me and you who haven't got to see Michael Jackson in real life, can actually possibly they're close to getting to where you can actually see not the real Michael Jackson, but it'd be the closest thing to it, AI as well. Yeah, so it'd be really nice to be able to do that, it'd be kind of cool because I man, dude, that's one huge regret of mine.

SPEAKER_10: 19:49

I never got to see Michael Jackson, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_17: 19:52

So on the storefront note, oh yeah, filled you in on this shit. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10: 19:56

Oh, that is that bad news or good news?

SPEAKER_17: 19:59

It's like every time I get one step forward, I gotta take three steps back, and it is frustrating. Jesus Christ, I'm so fucking tired of it, dude. Okay. So we lost our okay. So let's go through the whole timeline scope of bullshit.

SPEAKER_10: 20:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_17: 20:15

With the with the location. That's the thing I'm waiting on. Other than that, I got everything else set.

SPEAKER_10: 20:19

Right.

SPEAKER_17: 20:20

First one, we went to okay, so we were we were gonna go to Main Street in Finley. Okay, cool. Waiting on a bank, bank dick me around, went to a second bank, got approved within two days, called the fucking realtor to get the the location, uh-huh, and he's like, hey, we rented it out already, you know.

SPEAKER_10: 20:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 20:41

I was like, okay. That sucks. I said, but you were supposed to tell me and you didn't, so awesome, thank you. He's like, don't worry, got another location, it's a little bit better. Awesome, great, cool. Where's it at? Behind the mall. Awesome. I like it. Let's go. Go look. Choose which on a one. He's like, okay, well, I gotta get a hold of the seller or whoever. See if it's cool if they tear down the walls. Cool. Comes back in, he's like, yep, they said they uh that's totally cool, they'd be telling to do it. Alright, awesome. And okay, cool. So now um I message him and I'm like, hey dude, you know what's going on? What's happening? What are we supposed to do? Because here I am just sitting here like a retard again, can't figure out what the fuck is going on.

SPEAKER_10: 21:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 21:31

He uh fucking gives me a number for the new the new owner, the owner, the people that are buying it. So I call them. Uh call them, leave them a voicemail. They're like, hey, we need you to fill out this application. It costs 47 bucks, whatever, to be able to just so we can do a background check and all that other shit, make sure you're a kosher. I do that. Get it done. They said it's gonna take two days. So Wednesday, last Wednesday, I did it. Friday, I text them and said, Hey man, just wanted to double check, see what's going on with it. They're like, Great news, you're approved. We approved you. Awesome, great. Okay, cool. Sweet. I said, So now what do I do? They're like, Well, you need to get a hold of the current owner and get a lease started with the current owner because we don't own the building yet, so we can't give you a lease. I was like, okay, that's understandable. So I don't have the current owner's stop, so I have to get all the realtors. So I text the realtor and I'm like, hey, this is what they said. Let's go. You know, can I get their contact info so we can get this shit started? Blah blah blah. I'm about to start DJing and I'm setting up for DJing out at Arlington Acres right after work Friday. And he calls the realtor calls me, he goes, Hey, I just wanted to kind of fill you in on what's going on. He goes, um, right now we're stuck in limbo because the new the new the the the buyer and the seller are both not wanting to fund taking those walls out, paying for those walls to be taken out. And I said, Okay. And I'm like, okay, so we're pretty much just stuck in limbo right now. I gotta fucking sit here. And he's like, yeah, unfortunately, he's like, these things take time, and I know you want stuff to happen overnight. I'm like, dude, I've waited too long already for this, man. I've got everything else. I got approved for a fucking loan in two days, and you're telling me that I gotta wait for fucking ever to find out whether I got a fucking place when I was already approved. I've done everything everybody's asked of me. I've I've fucking paid off everything I had to pay, I have money in the wait, I have the whole store ready to go, got a fucking storage unit to put shit in ready for the fucking store. Dude, I've done everything I fucking possibly can for this fucking place to be open, except for I can't lock down a fucking venue or a location. Yeah, and um he goes, Well, listen, man, he goes, I'm not making any money off of this, man. Like just to be honest. And I'm sitting here like, yeah, you are. If I rent there, it's gonna help sell the fucking place because it's one more tenant that's paying$1,500 a month for for of somebody to come in and make money off of. So yeah, you technically you are. You're making money because you're a realtor and your business is selling the property. This guy started to sound really condescending. Yeah, I don't really care for him right now. I'm really kind of getting pissy, and I get it. He's upset, he's not very happy with me either because I badger him. I'm not a person that waits, I'm not a patient man. I don't give a fuck, dude. It takes take time. I go well, not really I'm already approved, so yeah, so should it?

SPEAKER_10: 24:50

You it should be just signing lease papers and getting keys, right? Should be no different than getting a fucking getting a place for a fucking house or or uh or not house, but like an apartment.

SPEAKER_17: 25:00

So one thing that Sarah brought to my attention, my my assistant manager brought to my attention, she goes, Didn't he leave the store and call who out somebody and ask them if they would be willing to take the walls out before we accepted to move in there or accepted the deal? I was just about to bring that up. And I said, Yeah, you're fucking right. I forgot about that. And I said, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna text the motherfucker Monday. I'm gonna text his ass tomorrow. I'm gonna be like, hey dude, when we were looking at the store, didn't you call somebody and they agreed to fucking take the walls out? So why is this now a fucking problem? And then I'm also gonna get a hold of the new owners and I'm gonna be like, listen, dude, you can get me in there and have me for at least three years. Because you have to sign a lease for a certain amount of time to lock the price in. You can have me for at least three years or more, or I can walk and go fucking put my business somewhere else. What do you want to do? It's up to you. Like, I'm not fucking around, man. Like, I want it, I want this shit done. This should be the easiest goddamn part. I'm almost about ready to just be like, I'll build my own fucking building somewhere and put the fucker up, dude. Um so right now I'm looking at I also put in feelers for the old family video. There's uh about 2,000 square feet um available there on right where Trenton and Tiffany Avenue meet.

SPEAKER_10: 26:28

Right.

SPEAKER_17: 26:29

And then um the other one I'm looking at is in the cervix center.

SPEAKER_10: 26:34

Oh, yeah, okay. I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_17: 26:35

There's uh there's a little space open there, which I think is probably gonna be a little bit more affordable than the family video. Um, but there's about two 2,000 square feet there. So I'm looking at both of those places, and um I I sent them messages. I called the one and left them a voicemail, and then I um email or I yeah, I emailed the what the other one was asking about it. So I'm waiting to hear back from the or a message I'm saying, hey, you know, I'm interested. So it's just like it's a it's it's every time I get somewhere, I think so happened overnight.

SPEAKER_10: 27:13

What a condescending douchebag. So pissed. I I'd be like, I don't make any money off this, to be honest with you. Then what's the then why am I why am I talking to you then? You know, what's well like is the number go to him when when you call and ask about it?

SPEAKER_17: 27:32

Yeah, the place? Well, no, no, no. I can call the fucking the whole thing. I can call their the realtor place, but it's like why, you know, like the it's like he's my point, he's like the quick point of contact. Like I don't I call his cell phone, it's a cell phone I'm calling. But it's like, dude, do you want to do this? Do you not like I've never seen people not want money in my life, it's ridiculous. I have money ready to throw down on this shit, and it's just like I think people feel maybe that there will always be a demand for it, man.

SPEAKER_10: 28:07

I don't know. Guess not. I mean, not in this day and age, I don't know, dude. I am I don't know shit about this stuff, and I can't believe people are just like him hawing about this. I would think it'd just be as easy as calling, ask it about it, you talk and you sign it, you get an application going, and then that that's you put first monthsly just like an apartment. That's what I would always think it'll be like.

SPEAKER_17: 28:29

But I guess I'm gonna talk to the people tomorrow. I'll be like, listen, dude, if you guys aren't gonna fund it and this shit's gonna sit in limbo, I'm gonna give you guys about a week. You're gonna I'm you're gonna get a week to figure out what you're fucking doing. And if you don't figure it out within a week, I'm gonna go look somewhere else. I'm gonna find another place. So yeah, which I'm already working on anyway, but I don't want them to know. Right. This is frustrating, man. It's it's ridiculous. Well on a good note before we go to break, Michigan lost to USC. Yeah, suck a fucking fat cock, dude. I was arguing with somebody today about that. Yeah, dude, obviously doesn't watch football because he didn't know that Indian or um Illinois was ranked at all. He goes, Yeah, gave up 16 points to an unranked team. I said, You you gave up, you lost by 18 points to an unranked team.

SPEAKER_10: 29:23

Like, what kind of argument is that? You gave up 16 points and one by three scores, you losers.

SPEAKER_17: 29:33

Yeah, that's not and they were unranked, they were 17th shit. Right.

SPEAKER_10: 29:38

Dumbass. That is that's weak, that's so weak. Anyway, we're gonna take a little break of Rooney's, and then we'll be right back. Yes.

SPEAKER_14: 29:48

All right, let's get that two step going, baby. Can't get out of going. Alright. Well I don't ask this lady said he come on to me say he said I don't wanna be with you, wanna go on a horse or ride too. I said let's go to the mantra. You can hug me like a broncho doing that you wanna get around going up on big old handshole. Wanna stick up on the little floppy cock? Do you wanna make it all this thing, right? Come on back to your man, but I wanna do the little dog wanna do that shit, then don't she don't wanna bring you up on the flop. Well she gotta say she said she loved me, but I said I'm not above you, but she said she's above me, but I don't wanna be with this young lady, cause she's a fucking dude, and she's got a dick bigger than me. She had a big old wood and smacked me right in the forehead, yo. Don't let that magic hit ya! That's what I'm talking about. Let's get a boys and later, man. Well I took her back to the bedroom, she said now it's not noon. I'm gonna hit you real soon. Gonna give you my big two-inch raw pennies, stick it in between it's gonna give you a little bit, it's gonna put gravy on in this. She wants a little piece of J for the end of the day. But I said no, because you're a man, and I say, no way, you gotta go back and just go back to the man's room. Cause there's no man allowed in the ladies' bathroom. No man allowed in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_29: 32:23

Welcome back to the best freaking podcast. It's every day with Johnny JB. Listen, you don't keep listening, I'm coming over your house and looking your wife's ass home. Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button, you got that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_17: 33:02

They don't want no stake. Okay, so the reason why we played today. I got pulled over today.

SPEAKER_31: 33:08

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_17: 33:10

When I was in Finlay. Why? Uh no, I was not. I actually drove correctly. I um my birthday was in August. And I never got my truck. I never got the new stickers from here. Oh shit. I thought I did. Whoops. Whoopsie doozzle.

SPEAKER_10: 33:31

Did you get a fire?

SPEAKER_17: 33:32

No, the dude was really cool. He gave me a warning. So I want to give a shout out to Finley Police. They gave me a warning. It was only like two months ago. I told him, he goes, hey, you're uh, he goes, your real your your vehicle's not he goes, you got your license? I said, sure do. And I pulled out of my little money club and gave it him. He goes, you know, uh, you know your registration's expired, right? I was like, oh man, dude. I told him, I said, listen, man, I said, I'm I was I've been working on opening a business for a few couple months now, and it slipped my fucking mind, dude. And I said, you know what sucks is I got a Mustang. Oh my god, put all the tags on too. I said, I am so sorry, and I'm so thankful for you stopping me to tell me this because I would have just kept rolling without it because I don't look at my tags. Yeah. Once I put that.

SPEAKER_10: 34:25

That is something you just you just don't think about much.

SPEAKER_17: 34:28

No. So he pulled me over, dude was really cool. I got the warning in my truck, which they print right out of their fucking thing now, dude.

SPEAKER_10: 34:36

Yeah, that's yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 34:37

It's not even written anymore, it's all printed.

SPEAKER_10: 34:39

Say with tickets too.

SPEAKER_17: 34:40

Yeah, so he he goes, I'm just gonna give you a warning. I said, dude, I'm getting that shit taken care of tonight or tomorrow, whichever one's you do it online. That's all I'm gonna do. Oh, okay. Oh, there's gonna be a big fine or fee for being so late. I think you is there? Will will there be? I think there is. Even if you're over a week late, dude, they fucking slap you with that shit. Oh, the state of Ohio wants that money, dog.

SPEAKER_10: 35:01

I've gone I'm gone a little bit and I I've never gotta find anything.

SPEAKER_17: 35:05

Did you do it online?

SPEAKER_10: 35:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 35:07

Maybe it's online, not like in person. Or maybe there's like just put ten dollars in the TV and you're fine.

SPEAKER_10: 35:59

I knew I knew it was like that's not bad.

SPEAKER_17: 36:02

And it's my fault. Like, I dude, it's my birthday, I should know what I have to do. I've been doing it for fucking twenty-something yeah.

SPEAKER_10: 36:09

I just thought you take for I mean, especially if you get busy, it's just not me take for green.

SPEAKER_17: 36:13

But I was I thanked him. I said, dude, thank you so much, number one, for giving me a warning. I really Fuck you pig! I had to show him some booby. Oh I mean, there's a price you gotta pay. He's like, not enough. Thank you. I'm like, then I showed him my meat, and he's like, not enough.

SPEAKER_10: 36:28

Oh man.

SPEAKER_17: 36:29

No, but what was funny is I got pulled, you know that road right beside the gas station to head back to Casa and Finlay?

SPEAKER_10: 36:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 36:36

That's where I got pulled over.

SPEAKER_10: 36:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_17: 36:38

And I'm pulled over, my nephew goes running by and he's laughing at me as he's going by. He said to my fucking nephew, I told him. Then Sarah and Jake go by and Jake's car right by me. Were they all with you at the time? No, no, they're well, Candy was with me. And I told uh I told Candy because he took my license back to his car to check it out or whatever. And he goes, um, I said, Candy, wouldn't it be funny if I went to jail tonight? And uh what'd she say? She goes, it'd be funny if you shared a cell with mom. No, I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_10: 37:11

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_17: 37:12

And um he came back and I told him, I said, Yeah, my family all went by as I was pulled over. I said, uh, they're gonna be like, what happened? I'm gonna be like, he heard I was a bad motherfucker. So I said that's what I told him. The cow just laughed, and uh, he was really cool though. But shout out to him, you know, because he thank you, because you I've been driving with that shit. I drove two hours one way yesterday with them tags the same thing. I drove all the way down to Granville, Ohio to DJ wedding yesterday.

SPEAKER_10: 37:43

I got a warning on my windshield with my car parked on the street, and it was one day overdue. If the police put a warning on my windshield for it being one day. I was gonna do it that Friday when I got paid. And they it was sitting on the street, so I'm just like, are you fucking kidding me? It's one day overdue. I guess technically it doesn't it doesn't matter. There's no grace period, so I was breaking the law theoretically, but it's like fuck me, dude. I just drove by my car and saw the fucking July license plate and said, oh well, it was August 1st, and then they're like, oh well. Like, oh no, it was still July. It was July 27th, and then they put a warning on it. Like, are you fucking serious?

SPEAKER_17: 38:29

Yeah, it's it's I was so happy with the dude, he was so nice, I appreciated it. And then I pulled up and I said I I was trying to quote fucking super troopers, and I was like, yeah, cops like you let me off with a warning, I was about to bust a cab with a pig. You boys like Mexico, yeah, so I do not know what you're doing.

unknown: 40:12

This is not a train, I have nothing.

SPEAKER_09: 40:24

These videos are wild.

SPEAKER_31: 40:34

Oh, that's gross.

SPEAKER_17: 40:49

I think he's turning into the lead singer. Cause he keeps every time they show him he keeps getting stuff out of him. Oh, there's skeleton skeleton, dude.

SPEAKER_31: 41:08

I got Cedar Point.

SPEAKER_17: 41:12

Yeah, dude. Dude, that video was awesome. And I was looking at um I was looking at so Sonic Temple Dude Listen to this. Sonic Temple of Mono Marth is gonna be there. Temple to rock Final US performances.

SPEAKER_10: 42:12

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_17: 42:14

In flames. Creator, I would have never listened to it.

SPEAKER_10: 42:21

I've heard of a number.

SPEAKER_17: 42:22

Double driver's gonna be there. Body count with ice tea. Oh, that's featuring ice tea. That's sick as fuck. Yeah. I'm not going.

SPEAKER_10: 42:36

I'm not going.

SPEAKER_17: 42:38

I don't want to go to the shit anymore. So are you are you done with all that? Yeah, dude. Dude, I'm fucking doing all of that shit, dude.

SPEAKER_10: 42:50

I don't mind going to like small time, like like shows at a small venue. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_17: 42:56

Let's look up the KC.

SPEAKER_10: 42:58

Like at uh like King of Clubs or whatever in Columbus. They they always have good acts there. They're supposed to have uh I've seen mushroomhead, but they're supposed to have like mushroomhead and psycho stick together.

SPEAKER_17: 43:08

Small mentality is number two on their list right now. Ooh, let's check these dudes out. Okay, so another band. We're gonna do our little band roulette.

SPEAKER_16: 44:06

Maybe it's not a vocal s oh Jesus, is it all female? Oh, it's a couple females.

SPEAKER_17: 44:31

God, this chick is badass! Ah, I'm pricked up, dude. A chick that can fucking growl that low is so sexual, right?

SPEAKER_15: 44:52

Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_13: 45:08

That's fucking good. Oh, give it to me, baby. Give it to me.

SPEAKER_17: 46:10

The song rule, too. Yeah, I agree. Start to finish, it's fucking amazing. I wait for a really slow breakdown. Sounds like that's cloud a little bit.

SPEAKER_11: 46:55

All the character calls, please. Please give it to me, baby. I am running and waiting for you. I love you.

SPEAKER_17: 47:08

It's building up big time, dude.

SPEAKER_11: 47:13

Please give it to me.

SPEAKER_15: 47:15

My underwear sticky.

SPEAKER_16: 47:25

God, that's nasty, dude.

SPEAKER_02: 47:37

Don't worry, stop, stop, for time, so it's all the end of it.

SPEAKER_17: 47:46

Alright, the next uh band is called Emure. E M M M U R E.

SPEAKER_10: 47:53

E. M. M M U R E.

SPEAKER_17: 47:55

And the song is called Solar Flare Homicide. Wow, number one right there.

SPEAKER_11: 48:04

There was some good hardcore shit.

SPEAKER_16: 48:11

Sounds pretty good to me.

SPEAKER_09: 48:34

It's too heavy, guys. Let's bring it down a notch.

SPEAKER_14: 48:38

Don't snare my headphones. Don't snare my headphones.

SPEAKER_10: 49:59

Pretty good.

SPEAKER_17: 50:00

All right, next song, next band. Alpha Wolf.

SPEAKER_10: 50:04

I've heard of these guys.

SPEAKER_17: 50:06

And the song is Akadama. AK. Yep. It's Aladdin's second name.

SPEAKER_02: 50:20

Watch the buddies!

SPEAKER_17: 50:24

God, these are good. These are all coming off of fucking encasement strand, dude. You knew it was gonna be good.

SPEAKER_31: 50:52

I love when it goes bounce, like how to bounce it.

SPEAKER_02: 51:47

Watch the body straw!

SPEAKER_10: 51:57

Yeah, I dig that too.

SPEAKER_17: 51:58

What about Despised Icon?

SPEAKER_10: 52:00

I've heard of Despise Icon. Have you really? Oh yeah, dude, they're I think I remember them being awesome. Over my dead body. I remember them being awesome if I can remember correctly.

SPEAKER_05: 52:51

Oh man.

SPEAKER_17: 52:57

What? What about aborted? That's the name of a band.

SPEAKER_10: 53:02

Dude, that's it's gotta be death metal.

SPEAKER_17: 53:03

Aborted, and uh the name of the song is called Dreadbringer. DREL, there it is.

SPEAKER_10: 53:09

This has gotta be death metal out the ass.

SPEAKER_17: 53:11

Oh my god, yeah. Aborted. You got some balls to name me the free band out, dude. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09: 54:08

Yes. That's the yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_17: 55:09

This sounds like death talk.

SPEAKER_10: 55:12

This sounds like death talk 100%, dude.

SPEAKER_17: 55:14

Alright, dude, the next one's called The Irish Front.

SPEAKER_13: 55:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_17: 55:17

Let's see what this is. And it's called Boom Snap Clap is the name of the song. Front. Boom snap clap. What? I would have figured they'd be a ska band with that logo. Jeez, is there so many nasty ones on here? What about um Carnifax? These guys look kind of normal.

SPEAKER_10: 56:09

I used for that.

SPEAKER_17: 56:11

C-A-R-N I-F-E-X. And their top song is Lie to My Face. These guys look fucking awesome, dude, actually.

SPEAKER_02: 56:23

This is what's going on in my face.

SPEAKER_09: 56:31

We're getting some death cord now.

SPEAKER_17: 58:02

Okay, what about Oceano?

SPEAKER_10: 58:04

I I swear I don't know if I've heard of it.

SPEAKER_17: 58:06

O C E A N O. I don't know any of these. And District of Misery is their number one.

SPEAKER_11: 58:25

This is like really old. Oh really? Sixteen years ago.

SPEAKER_16: 58:33

The black singer, dude. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_17: 58:42

So who's stealing whose culture, bro? Ah, culture appropriation, dude.

SPEAKER_16: 58:47

No, I love seeing a dude.

SPEAKER_17: 59:05

I love the screen vocal range on this dude. I'm just kidding, it's all everybody.

SPEAKER_10: 59:55

So probably got enough for a couple more, maybe.

SPEAKER_17: 59:58

Okay. This one keeps popping up. What about Stir Core? E R C O R E. I'm not sure if it's gonna be Stir Core kind of scares me. And the fact that it's probably gonna be fucking crazy. Stir core, okay. Let me pull up the song. Stir core number one song, disgust. Featuring Tom Barber.

SPEAKER_10: 1:00:24

Chelsea Grin.

SPEAKER_17: 1:00:25

I love Chelsea Grin. I love these techno beginnings, right? Your song could be absolute shit. Start off with techno, I'm good.

SPEAKER_11: 1:00:42

Yes, I don't know.

SPEAKER_17: 1:01:59

Oh, whoa. Hello, pig squeals.

SPEAKER_31: 1:02:42

Oh man, oh no. I'm gonna eat a black thing here somewhere. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17: 1:03:38

That was awesome.

SPEAKER_10: 1:03:39

That was so sad.

SPEAKER_17: 1:03:41

Okay, one more the last ten seconds of life. Liberation is the number one yes. No question on what the title is, he tells you right from the gap. Yeah, yeah, there's no there's no question. Listen up, Dribble Chin, it's liberation. So put your helmet on and slam your head. Yeah. I like the dude uh down up.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:08

With all the years being back!

SPEAKER_17: 1:05:14

I like that word in half black, dude. That was awesome.

SPEAKER_31: 1:05:18

Yeah, there was a little half black.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:23

I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_17: 1:06:25

This like this whole song is a breakdown. Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_16: 1:06:41

I love that, right? That's it.

SPEAKER_17: 1:07:09

Dude, I'm telling you what, I love Sonic Moon.

SPEAKER_02: 1:07:15

One time for all the time.

SPEAKER_17: 1:07:42

It's like he doesn't want to give up on the song. He's like, nope, let's keep going.

SPEAKER_02: 1:07:45

Let's keep doing it. But the rest.

SPEAKER_17: 1:07:54

That was fucking awesome. That's that was sick. Dude, I love that. Like the fucking break. Like it's not full guitars. Like, right.

SPEAKER_10: 1:08:02

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17: 1:08:04

Yeah. Dude, what a fucking great fucking I love. Thank you for enjoying Metal Roulette. Metal Roulette. That's what we do. Like what I do is I look up a band on my Amazon Prime and then I go to Like This Artist. And we check those out. Some of them, I'm not really into the fast paced blast beat shit.

SPEAKER_10: 1:08:25

Yeah, like the death, death metal stuff.

SPEAKER_17: 1:08:27

I'm more into this. Like a lot of people are like, oh, I love cannibal horse. Oh, cannibal horse.

SPEAKER_10: 1:08:33

Okay. Like I could appreciate their contributions to the metal world. Well, anyway, that is all the time we have today. Yeah, we're four minutes away. Well that is what you gotta do in the Midwest. Well, slap your leg. So we appreciate everyone who listens each and every week. We love you, who's been here through 193 of these things.

SPEAKER_17: 1:08:57

Oh yeah, okay. She's got a just saying. Oh, okay. Dude, I'm I love the just saying, dude.

SPEAKER_10: 1:10:02

I like it. That's dope.

SPEAKER_17: 1:10:05

I've used that in arguments. It's like, yeah, you know, well, we're oh, you're talking about like, oh, you won in the past four years? Well, we won a championship, just saying. I like the hashtag just saying.

SPEAKER_10: 1:10:17

So there you have it. So, but yeah, anyway, we appreciate everyone who's been listening to us. Any other departing words? Nope, I'm good.

SPEAKER_14: 1:10:28

Nope.

SPEAKER_10: 1:10:29

So with that being said, we appreciate you guys listening in and tuning in, and you can check us out on all the socials and just Facebook. And then uh yeah, we love you having you aboard each and every week. We'll see you next week. Don't forget to duct tape your cats.

SPEAKER_17: 1:10:42

Ha ha yeah, I don't know. For scandalous, easy fucking.

SPEAKER_01: 1:10:47

I'm John Bristler.

SPEAKER_17: 1:10:49

And I'm Jason Sherger.

unknown: 1:10:50

See you later.