It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 191: R.I.P to Earnest P. Kittycat!!
The week our loan got approved should’ve been the easy win. Instead, the space we’d picked for Big J’s Replays got rented out from under us, and we had to pivot hard—calling brokers, scouting a strip behind the mall, and negotiating shelves, gondolas, glass cases, and rolling racks like we were speedrunning retail Tetris. We get honest about the messy middle: protecting cash flow, asking for written holds, and buying fixtures that make a store feel intentional on day one.
We also open up about losing Ernie, our 17-year-old cat who shaped our mornings and softened our edges. The house is quieter now, and we talk through the practical pieces—pet cremation with a careful local team—and the emotional ones, like the tiny habits you miss and the humor you need to get through it. That same mix of heart and hustle shows up in our branding choices: a cartoon Blue Jay, a vinyl ring, and clean lines built for window clings and phone screens. The name “Big J’s Replays” stretches to fit games, vinyl, turntables, and whatever retro formats we can give a second life.
Between the heavy moments, we keep the culture chat alive—Spaceballs 2 rumors, why comedic timing matters, and a music share from From Ashes to New. We sketch out a “rave night” vision with legit sound, lights, and a safe, high-energy space for the local crowd. Because great shops don’t just sell; they host moments. If you’re building something similar—wrestling with real estate, brand choices, or community ideas—you’ll find sharp takeaways and a few laughs to carry you through.
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SPEAKER_12:Hey, welcome everybody!
SPEAKER_14:Once again, time to everyday with John and Jay.
SPEAKER_11:That's right, the number one rated podcast in this vicinity.
SPEAKER_12:In this household. In this household. You are listening to the number one podcast within a half a kilometer radius.
SPEAKER_11:Because I listened to it less than a half kilometer.
SPEAKER_14:There you go. So thank you for joining us.
SPEAKER_11:There's two listeners in this block.
SPEAKER_14:And it's me and John. Son of a bitch. God damn. So so we do have this vicinity pretty well wrapped up.
SPEAKER_11:So it this it's don't even think about impeding on our turf.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. Our little piece of turf. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, welcome.
SPEAKER_11:Can you dig it, suckers? Can you dig it, sucker dig it? Can you dig it? I was watching Warriors last night. I love that movie. Warriors, uh, I it took me a while to figure out that that was Unger from fucking longest yard.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:The dude that cleans the bottles together. That's Unger, dude, you know, and the fucking dude, he plays a great asshole in every goddamn movie.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, speaking of like classic movies, um we I was at Cedar Point Halloween, and there was a guy dressed up as uh sloth. Oh, no shit. Dude, I gave that it's not my okay. We all know it's established, it's not one of my favorite movies, but I do like it. But it's I when I see people dress up as 80s fucking movie characters, it I I gave the guys thought.
SPEAKER_11:It still floors me, man.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, I gave it to the book.
SPEAKER_11:Like that is one concept I cannot accept.
SPEAKER_14:What's that?
SPEAKER_11:That you don't like Goonies, like you're not a good thing.
SPEAKER_14:I don't hate it. I just this is not one of them. It was never a staple of my childhood.
SPEAKER_11:Your parents failed.
SPEAKER_14:I'm not saying it ate a good movie, and I'm not saying it's it's it was just never a favorite of mine. So, but I will give the dude props because he had like the superman shirt on and the suspenders, and he had the oh dude, that would have been awesome. He had the fucking was he tall and shit? It was a tall guy, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:It was too a tall dude. So kind of like uh fucking um Thunder Kiss.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, not that tall, but he had the whole fucking shebag on, and I'm just like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude. Nice.
SPEAKER_11:You should have dressed like chunk, joined him, dude. I should have just lifted my shirt off. Truffle shuffle shuffled with which I'm gonna say straight up, dude, and I know you can't see, dude, at home. This dude right here is night and day from where he used to be. Like, he is not like I was looking, I was thinking of that the other day. I'm like, how much more room do you have in your chair? Sitting there in your living room chair, dude, because you dude, you like you slimmed down quite a bit. I got talked to today. Um, so today I went to uh I met my buddy Curtis, and um I was buying video games off of him, dude, like Eternal Darkness and a bunch of good ones, dude. Really good ones.
SPEAKER_14:And um Turtle Death Slayer 3.
SPEAKER_11:Eternal Death Slayer 3. Three? Oh, people will bow to it.
SPEAKER_14:People will bow to it.
SPEAKER_11:So I bought um, so I ended up buying it all this these games for 160 bucks, and um, I said hi to his wife. His wife didn't recognize me. We DJ'd at his their wedding. I didn't personally bend it, but she didn't recognize me. She goes, dude, you lost so much weight that my wife didn't even know who you were.
SPEAKER_14:That's dude. That that that's the ultimate kind of compliment, yeah, where people don't know who you are.
SPEAKER_11:But I've been eating like a fucking dog turd, dude, this like whole time. Like for since I've gotten my good notice, I've been like, oh, I'm out of jail free card. Let's go. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:It's like I got some wiggle room here now to work with.
SPEAKER_11:So the doc gave me the go-ahead. I'm not on drugs. Yeah, doc said I'm good. I can eat whatever the fuck I want. I'm invincible. Well, uh the the only thing that's really helping me out is the fact that I when I work at Palfinger, um, like I said, I I walk like I walk for like a stinky finger. That's funny. I'm gonna go give my wife the pal finger. So but I I I walk like 20,000 steps a day, walking parts back and forth going and way.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, that'll that go.
SPEAKER_11:And then um not me. I'm also working level up. So on news, great news. Okay, so kind of good, kind of shitty news. Okay, my loan is done. I'm approved. The money is gonna be in my account this week. Oh, dude, they approved it in two days. So last Sunday I did the application, like I said, on the podcast. Yeah. Um, by Tuesday, they were calling me saying, Hey, got great news, your loan is approved because it's the end of the fiscal year for them. They want to push all that shit out, they don't want any open accounts. So they said they've never seen a loan get approved in two days. That's through them, through the state of Ohio, everything. That's crazy. Wednesday after work, I drove to Fremont and signed papers. What day, bro? So that's some development. That is the good news. The bad news, Tuesday, I called the fucking retail, or not the retail, the realtor that was supposed to be where we're gonna go, they rented it out from under me.
SPEAKER_14:Bastards.
SPEAKER_11:I was like, you were supposed to let me know. Okay, so number one, I'm going to forewarn fuck off phone. I'm gonna turn this bitch off. But anyway, I'm gonna forewarn anybody out there in Radio Land that has happened to work with me or is or or works with me or anything else. If you I'm not a patient man, I am not. Ask John, I'm not. He knows I'm not either, but yeah, because when we were in the band, John would have to pull the reins back, man. I was I was fucking out for the races, dude. I'm I'm looking at the finish line, I'm ready to go.
SPEAKER_14:I love your enthusiasm, but yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_11:Um a lot like Joe did too. Joe had to pull us back a lot, but Joe almost pulled back too much. Like Joe was like Joe was like a ball and chain, and I'm a fucking prisoner trying to get away, dude. That's pretty much what it was. A two, bless you. Bless you. I am a sneeze, father of a two. Um, but anyway, um, I love the quote, dude. That's great. But I uh but so when if if I'm so what I did was he he was talking to me after he told me, I said, You fucking sold it, you rented it out. He goes, Well, he's getting more money. I said, I get that, but you rented it out. You were supposed to let me know that that was happening. Number one, I offered to put money down on this motherfucker, number one, and number two, because you you know, and you told me I didn't have to. You're like, Don't worry about putting money down on this bitch. You you know, all this other shit. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? So number, number, so kind of shitty, it was very shitty. So I'm gonna let if this dude doesn't make it up to me and find me a new place. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna chew this motherfucker out.
SPEAKER_14:I'm gonna end this dude's life. Oik no, because here's the deal.
SPEAKER_11:And I've had a lot of like having T Town TJ, it's a very small local business. It's not huge, it's getting bigger, though. I mean, we're doing a lot of stuff, but it's not huge, it's a small town business. I don't want it to be, I don't want it to be a monstrosity conglomerate to where I have to worry about people eyeballing it. You know what I'm saying? I just want to own a business and enjoy it and just and just that's it. Um, I want people to know what it is and I want it to be successful, but that's about it. But I've had people treat me as not as important as another business, like, and I don't give a fuck who you are. First of all, if you treat me any different, I'll my business is just as good. And I'm gonna tell you what, I'll pay you right on time. I don't have to worry about stuff, I'll pay you right now. I maybe I maybe not, I'm I might not be doing two two hundred thousand dollars worth of business with you all at once, but I am you know I'm still gonna be a loyal customer that will keep bringing back, and when them big companies find somewhere cheaper, guess who's gonna be lying in that wake? Me. And if you fuck me over, I'm not gonna be there, I'll go somewhere else. And I threatened them too. I told because I talked to and dude, and this is what I said to him. So there his assistant, her name's Allison. She's amazing, great at communication. I told him the first time when he when he when he finally when we got to see the place, I said, dude, hold on to her because she is amazing. I'll say that she's great on communication. If I texted her, she was texting me back that day. Yeah, like great on communication. But I was calling this dude, texting this dude, hey, what's up? Hey man, what's going on with this other location? So the other location that he's putting me at, or wanting to put me at is 1100 uh Croy Street, Croy Drive, which is behind the Finley Mall. It's right behind it. There's a little thing. Oh so we're gonna be right behind Target, it's gonna be huge. So you go that road that goes between me, tequila's, and the mall, right there, and you take a left. It's right behind the mall.
SPEAKER_14:I know what you're talking about now.
SPEAKER_11:So that little strip mall, cheaper rent, almost the same amount of space. It was almost gonna work. But he has to get a hold of the new per people that bought it, which was a one and a half million dollar deal to buy the fucking whole building complex. So he's got to get a hold of the people that bought it to to make sure it's cool that they still want to rent places out. Now, which I don't understand why you wouldn't make money, yeah. So so I'm bugging him. I'm like, hey dude, what's up? What's going on? What's happening? I called his office to talk to I talked to some dude named Doug. I said, Doug, this is what's going on.
SPEAKER_07:Hey, Doctor.
SPEAKER_11:Not very happy. This fucking dude, you know, like kind of uh rented this motherfucker out from under me. I'm I'm kind of pissed. What's going on? Like, I can't get a hold of him. He ain't answering my calls. He said he was gonna call back, so he was gonna text. What the fuck is going on? I've got a loan now that I have to pay for, and I don't have a location for my business. The loan was the hard part. Location was not so hard. Yeah, it's the other way around the way around now. So I'm pissed.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, you gotta get your business up so you can make money to pay the loan.
SPEAKER_11:So after him, like he's like, Yeah, you know, he got a whole he's like, Hey, I got a hold of Scott, just letting you know he's gonna get a hold of you later on, blah blah blah. So I talked to Allison. I texted her and I said, Hey man, I said, I haven't heard from Scott, what's going on? Because he was supposed to call me from Doug, never did. So I was like, Hey, what's going on? She goes, and she, you know, she she's I'm talking to her, and I said, I just want to tell you you're amazing, and I'm so glad that I get to deal with you. I said, But your boss, you're you know, because you're the assistant, your boss needs some communicating communicative work because he does not know how to communicate very effectively and he sucks. I'm gonna say that straight up. And she goes, she goes, I'm sorry, you know, blah blah blah. And I said, because dude, I want to work with you guys and go with you guys, but if you guys are gonna fuck me around, I'll go with another realtor and I'll get to fucking look at that listing real quick. It doesn't take much. I can go fucking find another realtor in Finley. Hell, I can get one around here and they'll fucking push me in the right direction. Yeah, so it's up to you. Do you want the business or do you not? Do you want to be part of it? Guess what? You take care of me now, and I run this business and it goes really well and I make a lot of money. I'm not gonna want to rent forever. I'm gonna buy a fucking building downtown and I'll fucking run it there. And guess who I'm gonna have to need to get uh to buy a fucking building? You I'm gonna need a realtor, right? So, do you want to be a long-term like client with or want me to be a long-term client, or do you want to keep fucking with me and then I'll just get pissed and leave? It's up to you. But um, so I was telling him, I was like, I owe on this loan. The loan started. I have my first payments November 1st. My loan started. I have to fucking get a location. This isn't dick around time. I said, I have shit piled up in my house ready to go. I need to get this fucking building. As soon as I got the keys to a building, dude, I can fucking load a U-Hall and I'm fucking out the door. I'm ready to go. And um so tomorrow I'm supposed to the dude's supposed to call me. Good luck. Knock on fucking wood. So he's supposed to call me to let me know what's going on. And I was thinking in my head, I'm like trying to figure out what movie he's gonna make. Because if I wasn't allowed to rent at this new place, he would have texted, he would have been like, hey Jay, just it ain't gonna work. I would think he would. But if he waited all fucking weekend and wasted my fucking weekend to tell me that this is not gonna work, I'm going to be livid and I'm gonna blow the fuck up over the phone on this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:I mean, to me, the fact that he rented this spot from you that you were already sold on and you were willing to put some sort of good faith money on it, and he said, No, that's not that did he say no, he no, that's not necessary because well it's yours and you don't need to do that. Is that what no?
SPEAKER_11:He said it's not necessary, nobody else is looking at it. I'll let you know.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, so if somebody else is looking at it, then you can then I can make a put a good makeup make a good faith. But he didn't tell me, he never told you. See, dude, to me, I would have I would have bailed.
SPEAKER_11:I would have bailed all. I mean that to me. Well, at this point, I can't. Like at this point, I have to try and get I have to have I need their help to get a location. Once I get a location, I'm good. Because I've tried going on my own and calling numbers, and these motherfuckers don't answer. I've called all the ones in the area, I've called the one on GameStop where GameStop used to be. I've called the one by um Dr. Schmidbauer's office, them fucking empty spaces, called them, nothing. Called the ones that are empty where happy garden used to be and shit in them little areas. Yeah, nothing. Nobody returns a goddamn call. Nothing. No fucking company.
SPEAKER_14:They're they're happy little tax deductibles. Tax deductibles.
SPEAKER_11:They don't want, and that's what I'm worried that's gonna happen with this.
SPEAKER_14:They don't want people to occupy those spots because they they could write them off as tax deductibles.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, as losses.
SPEAKER_14:As losses.
SPEAKER_11:I think that should be illegal as fuck.
SPEAKER_14:It is, I think it is illegal, to be honest with you.
SPEAKER_11:Well, then I'll I don't give a fuck. If I call somebody and I'll turn them in, I don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, like if you're if you're an asshole and I'm not gonna. I I can't imagine somebody what it what income coming in from any tenant. It's just yeah, but uh that's that's wild. It's wild how real estate works and how shitty it is to pay to the dick, man. Just buy even just buying a house from a from a normal point of view, but I couldn't even imagine trying to buy a business trying to find a fucking business location is even a bigger pay to the assholes.
SPEAKER_11:So on good news, on another side of good news. Okay, so obviously a big thing about owning a business is having furnishings, uh, especially a retail store like I'm going into. So my brother found these people in Monroville that are selling furnishings, dude. I guess they used to they used to supply Joanne fabrics with all their shelving and everything else. So they have a whole fucking 200,000 square feet warehouse filled with like shelves and brackets and everything. That's what you need, bro. So we went there yesterday, Steve and I did, and it was like I was I went shopping like it was Dollar Tree because I knew how much money I was getting for my loan, and I told the guy, I said, Listen, I'm gonna tell you straight up, and I told him the same thing I just said on here. I'm not here to fuck around. All right, and it is a young guy, dude. I'm I'm fucking putting it to him straight. I said, I don't want to be jerked around. I said, every goddamn, every goddamn piece of this loan, getting a business started, shit, everything has been jerk around. From the owner not being able to sell to me, from the fucking bank fucking me around on that to sending me somewhere else that finally got it done to this fucking dude renting a fucking property off from under me. Everything's had a fucking huge hurdle and has been a fuck around time and wasted my fucking time. I said, I'm not down to waste my fucking time. If I pick shit out today, I want this shit. So don't fucking sell it next weekend. I'll come over with a U-Haul and I'll fucking grab all this shit up. So dude, amazing. I'm buying like you know those, I'm buying like shelving units that roll in for the middle. I was gonna buy them off of Tom for like the store because like Tom has them. These are like if you took if you took like a basic fucking robot skeleton, that would be Tom's. My shit's Terminator, sweet, and it's 50 bucks a piece for six of those fucking shelves, and they're beautiful, dude. They're nice. So I'm buying extra shelves, buying those, I'm buying roller carts with shelving, like those the ones you see in like the freezer and and uh the coolers and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, dude. He's selling them so cheap. I'm buying those, buying two glass displays that sliding doors and the locks, but I have to buy the gondolas and everything. So, dude, I'm looking at probably about in furnishings, and I'm not I'm talking overboard. I'm buying uh-huh like two thousand dollars. That's that's really good. Yeah, so that's really good. Yeah, too. If that it might even be less than that, and that's with two of those, two gondolas, everything, dude. I'm ready. Yeah, so he's like, dude, I just want I said, Hey, what can you do? I'm talking them down. I'm like, hey dude, what can you do? If I'm buying all this, what can you do? What can you lower it? Can you go? Oh, uh, I see you're wanting 55 for these. Can you do 50? Let's do 50. Okay, cool, boom. Because dude, I'm spending 400 on the middle racks by themselves. I'm buying a fucking plush toy bin, like one of them racks that you can fucking. He's like, Yeah, it's a double bin. It's like I'm selling that for 50. Like, fuck yeah, dude. I'll buy it. Load the fucker up with plushies, people can come in and pick them up. Yeah, you know, like have some fun, you know. Um, dude, just amazing. Got that today. That's kind of a big chunk of what you really need. It is, it's huge. That's a big thing, but I don't have any place for it. I would have to clean, take my car out of the garage. I haven't done that yet.
SPEAKER_14:So they're just keeping it there. I haven't paid for it yet. Boy, I hope this guy don't fuck you all that in.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, well, he's gonna find the wrath of fucking four if that happens. So so he said he won't. Like he's he wrote down everything we wanted, dude. He's got a whole list of shit.
SPEAKER_14:So do you tell him, tell him you have money coming? Yep.
SPEAKER_11:And that I told him I had money right then. I said, I can go to the bank and get your fucking money out right now. I said, but I'm trying to hold on to that for rent. So that way, as soon as they fucking say I can rent a spot, I'll be like, all right, cool. There you go. Keys, let's roll.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, yeah. That's what I get you.
SPEAKER_11:So nonetheless, um I went up to collide to meet my buddy, and then I messaged a lady about glass cases, display cases. Yeah. I was like, fuck yeah, dude, I need some. I have the one that I got all my shit in. I need some. The lady's like, oh well, somebody's looking at him. It was 25 bucks for this glass case, dude. I was like, I gotta pick up 25 bucks. Dude, she's like, Oh, a guy's looking at it. He didn't want it, there's no shelves in it. I'm like, what a dumbass. You all need to do is buy brackets and put shelves in fucking.
SPEAKER_14:You just put them in, huh?
SPEAKER_11:What an idiot. What an idiot. So I said, I'll take it. I'm already going to Clyde, I'll go all the way to Sandusky, pick it up. So I went up to Kendi and I went up to Sandusky. We went Clyde, picked up the games, then went to Sandusky, and I'm I'm picking it up, packing, you know. And um there's another one sitting here. And I'm like, how much you want for that one? I'll we'll we'll buy I'll buy both right today. I've already got my truck, it's all cleaned out. Let's put them in this motherfucker. They're like, How much would you spend? I said, Well, I'll double it. I'll give you 50 bucks for both of them. It's like sounds good to me. Fifty dollars, boom. Fucking pulling it out, dude. Did they have electricity in them and everything else? They light up and all that shit.
SPEAKER_14:Sweet, dude.
SPEAKER_11:Um, used to be an old barber shop, I guess. That's where I got it from. It was right by Margaritaville. Oh, yeah. So it's in in Venice. Is that what it's called? Venice or I don't know. Yeah. I think it's called Venice. So yeah, right. No joke, right at that intersection where Margaritaville is, that's where it was. That's where I was picking that shit up. Um, the guy was kind of a kook, but I'm not gonna lie, he was. He was just saying spouting off weird shit. And he's kind of you could tell he used to be a foreman because he used to he was like 80 years old almost. He was bossing, bossy as fuck, dude. But I'm like, whatever, I'll just get this guy out. And like we were it was tough leaving him because he kept talking. I was like, dude, I gotta go.
SPEAKER_14:I'm sweating, I'm gonna go get some food.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, so um Kendi and I went down the road by the lake um and ended up eating.
SPEAKER_14:And I saw you with some local joint.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, it was a little local place.
SPEAKER_14:How was that?
SPEAKER_11:It was really it was really cool because as soon as I walked in, all Browns fans watching the game.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, that didn't go so well.
SPEAKER_11:No, it was seven to twenty. I said, I love you. You know, I said, dude, you know, and when I left it, everybody was like, bye later. I said, go Browns, I guess. It was crazy because they had a TV like right in the middle of their bar, like and behind the bar. That one was on time. Then there was one behind me by the pool table that was second. That was off, and then there was a third one, and that guy was like, you get to see it five seconds later. You got this one. It's like if my parents and then this one was like uh uh one, two seconds later after that. Yeah, yeah. And dude, I loved your your parents' house because we could you I'd be in the kitchen eating, yeah, and I'd hear you go, yeah, yeah, go, go, go. And I'm like, something must have happened. Oh, there it is. There it is.
SPEAKER_14:There it is. He's running. See, I don't like it when the kitchen TV is ahead of the living room TV. Because if my dad's out there doing shit, he'll go, ah, what the fuck, you sons of bitches. I'm like, well, there was something happened.
SPEAKER_12:And then dad's like, yeah, that's out. I'm like, well, spoiler alert, dad.
SPEAKER_11:He's gotta celebrate it. Because you know damn well you're not gonna be quite a no hell no, fuck no. Well, you know what, dude? Um, but it was it was a lot of it was a lot of fun, and uh like no joke, I had to take one of the fucking cases out of my truck, and I told Kendi, I said, You want to see how dad takes shit out of his truck by himself? Because I don't fucking care. I don't wait for people. I'm not I'm impatient.
SPEAKER_13:You're gonna get hurt.
SPEAKER_11:Oh no, I showed her. I fucking took it out, set the corner on the ground, came over, swung it around, that's a good idea, dude. I'm telling you what, dude. I'm I'm uh you got that on lockdown, man. I don't fuck around, man. I dude, I did my toolbox, I pulled that out myself. I did that fucking tool cart my brother gave me that has cast iron fucking wheels on it. Yeah, I pulled that out of my truck by myself.
SPEAKER_14:I'd hurt myself if I did.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, dude, I'm built for lifting, it's crazy, crazy.
SPEAKER_01:I'm built some strong strong.
SPEAKER_11:What's up, Mr. Strongman?
SPEAKER_01:Strong man, okay. Mr. Strongman.
SPEAKER_11:Um but no, it was um it was a good week, other than that rent. I just need tomorrow he's supposed to get a hold of me. Hopefully, we figure something good out.
SPEAKER_14:But have some of the essence, though.
SPEAKER_11:I know, other than that, but you know what? The the loan is not too insurmountable, it's not crazy, and there's no um, I don't get any penalties for paying it off early. So I can pay that fucker off early.
SPEAKER_14:So do you have your uh like a business license already to go? Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:All that shit.
SPEAKER_14:So what name did you go with as your business? It's Big J's replays. Okay, so you did end up with the Big J's replays.
SPEAKER_11:It is. I already have um an EIN number, I have uh checking account, uh Krogan for all that money to go into. Okay, yep, so we're good to go.
SPEAKER_14:Do you did so what logo? Do you have a logo that you went with yet?
SPEAKER_11:Sarah is making my logo. Oh, Sarah's sweet. So okay, I'm gonna keep the Blue Jay, but around the Blue Jay, because we're gonna be doing records, it's gonna say Big J's replays, and then she's gonna have something video game incorporated. Yeah, but she's gonna have like a record around the circle. And I said, you know, I'd like a like a yellow ribbon around the record that says, like, hey, you know, games and this and that, blah blah blah. What do we do? And I told her, I said, you know what? The blue jay's nice, but you made them too realistic. I don't want a realistic blue jay.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, I want it adventure time. Yeah, you want you want a cartoon. No, no, um, you want a cartoony, or do you want it like regular show looking? Oh, okay. You know what I'm talking about? That's a fucking bird, yeah.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, dude. I want that kind of stuff. I gotcha.
SPEAKER_11:So she's working on it. She said she was gonna work on it over the weekend. I said, because you need to get that done, man. Because she was pissed when I did the chat GPT stuff. When I came up with my logos before, because she was like, That's so dang it. All you know, it's kind of like purist, you know, what that's you know, kind of like when you were being a nerd and uh oh I kind of see her point though. I do too, but I don't give a fuck. I know, I mean it yeah, it's I told her, I said, I don't know how much you're gonna charge for that. She's like, Jay, like 40 bucks. I was like, okay, get it done. Come on. Because I can't do any fucking like promotional shit until you have that done. So get it done. That way I can fucking do this. And then um so she's supposed to be working on it this weekend. Once she gets it done, then I'm gonna do I got business cards I'm gonna work on. I want to get some uh stickers, um, like bumper stickers and things like that, and then I want to get like um I want to get like shirts made and shit like that. I want to start working on getting things done.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, get the word out, like start getting wor the word out and coming soon kind of stuff, you know, or whatever you want to do.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, promotional flyers, promotional stuff, stuff to put in the windows and stuff, like hey, coming soon, big J's replays.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:I want to get some actual like little pamphlets.
SPEAKER_14:Are you doing movies and DVDs and stuff too?
SPEAKER_11:I don't know. I've been it depends on how big the space is.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, okay. Oh, oh, at this at a location you find or whatever.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, because if I go LPs, dude, LP's gonna take a lot of space up. But movies, we could probably put movies in there.
SPEAKER_14:You do CDs or tapes or anything like that, or you just or you just gotta have just like a little section for mu old music.
SPEAKER_11:Maybe I'll do like record players and shit too. Maybe we'll actually sell turntables. Um, you know, get some really good ones in, but then also have calling yourself replace does kind of encompass like a lot of different things.
SPEAKER_14:Media, yeah. Yeah, media. Like it replays as in like old vinyl, old video games, old whatever. Should get eight tracks, that'd be cool. She get laser discs.
SPEAKER_11:Big J's replays, baggy always. Baggy always.
SPEAKER_14:But uh, we gotta take a break.
SPEAKER_11:Damn, dude. I didn't mean to absorb it. No, it's okay.
SPEAKER_14:It's it's interesting. So uh if it was boring, I would have told you to shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up and we would move would have moved on.
SPEAKER_11:And I would have been like, Fascist! Fascist! Fascist!
SPEAKER_14:Please don't kill me. Okay.
SPEAKER_08:Oh my god, that's great.
SPEAKER_14:Sorry. So anyway, too soon. Anyway, we'll be right back.
SPEAKER_10:Hey, are you holding? I'll know if you are baby.
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SPEAKER_06:Spend our time for that second change for a break down and make it okay. So there's some reason to feel not good enough. And it's hard the end of the day. And need some distraction.
SPEAKER_11:Alright, man. Very somber, yeah. A little somber song. Um that goes out to my cat that passed away past this last Friday. He was 17 years old. Um had a long life. Um. That's what it says on his nameplate that's going on his eye. Oh, that's so funny. Um to be honest, dude, he was just, I don't know, like our house feels so empty without him, dude. Um he used to climb up in my lap and I pet him. And if he wasn't, if I stopped petting him, dude, he would just turn around and look up at me. And I don't know, dude. I like I get up every day, and every day I get up, he would he'd be at the bottom of the stairs waiting on me to get up. And then I come down and he would run to the to the bathroom because he wanted food, you know. It's not like he was like, Hey, I love you. No, he's like, I want food, bro. So he'd be down at the bottom of the stairs waiting on me, and it sucks to come down the stairs and he's not there. It sucks to sit on the toilet and he's not there.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. Um he was one of the good ones.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, and and honestly, he's what got me to like cats. I think he's what got you to like cats. I liked cats.
SPEAKER_14:I liked him a lot, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Because John wasn't a huge cat.
SPEAKER_14:I hated cats. And I did too. If you if you if you would have known me back then, and if you knew me now, you'd be like, that that doesn't compute.
SPEAKER_11:So John John did a whole he did a whole 180.
SPEAKER_14:180 on that, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Um, and I did too. I didn't really care for cats, but when Ernie came into my life, he's a good boy, I he he changed that, you know. And what I appreciated about him is that kid that he the cat had the same resilience that I do, and I think I will have like my legs are gonna go out, and I'm still gonna try and walk. That's me, and that's that cat. Um, it got to where we had to put a diaper on him, and I got pictures of him in a I saw that like that boy.
SPEAKER_14:That's oof.
SPEAKER_11:But you know what? That is that is us trying to walk.
SPEAKER_14:You'll do anything you can to keep keep him around for one more day. It is, and I totally get that.
SPEAKER_11:And I'm so glad that like third, like I told John before the podcast, I took Thursday off. I ended up coming home, and I got to spend the day with with Ernie and stuff, and until I had golf leagues and then I went golfing. But um, but I uh but I got to enjoy his last hurrah day. And you know what he did, dude? And this is and this is true, and this happens he waited till I got home from work to pass away Friday. Um, and I wholeheartedly believe that because he no, it wasn't but maybe 10, 15, 20 minutes after I got home from work, dude, he was gone. Yeah, he could have gone any other part of the day. And it was like Friday night when I went to bed and Sarah was at work, he was laying under our bed. He never did, he never laid under a bed, but he was laying under our bed and his tail was sticking out, but it wasn't moving. And so I started kind of flipping his tail, and he didn't do shit about it. It was just it was nothing, no twitching, no nothing. So I reached under there to make sure he was alive, and I can't feel him breathing because it's fucking so doesn't I can't tell. Yeah, so bony and shit. So I scratched under his chin and he started kicking. I was like, okay, you're good. I'm going to bed.
SPEAKER_12:Like, you know, all right, you're good. Hey Saka, you dead? No, I'm on.
SPEAKER_14:I went, I went uh when I saw Ernie pass away, I went, grabbed my cat, and gave him a big hug, and he goes, and pretty much the expression on his face on Leo's face, he's like from Ninja Turtles, the movie, 1990 movie. It's like when Raphael wakes up from his little coma and Leonardo's like, You're alive, you're alive. He's like, Yeah, Leo, would you get a grip? That's kind of like my that was my cat's reaction. He's like, Will you get a grip?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, he I mean, dude, he lived. I told people how old he was, and they're like, Jesus.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, that's a long life for a cat.
SPEAKER_11:But you know what's crazy is is that he, and you know, like I told you. Very happy. I'll make a happy life. He did, he had a great life. Yeah, I but I appreciated every I appreciated him not just dropping off this face of the earth, not that he would have control over it. He deteriorated slowly, and we could see it. We're like, okay, we're getting closer to the end.
SPEAKER_14:It wasn't like he got like kitty cancer or something, and it was just a tragic cancer or whatever the fuck.
SPEAKER_11:God, that sounds like a badass band name if I ever heard it.
SPEAKER_12:We are kitty katsa. One, two, three, four.
SPEAKER_11:That's at like the five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. That's like it reminds me of that. From Kill Bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We are kitti kansa. We are kitty katsa. We are the ansa. Kitikanza.
SPEAKER_14:We are the ansa.
SPEAKER_11:Kitikata. But anyway, um, but yeah, dude. He so we ended up taking him to the crematorium. We actually took him to a real funeral home crematorium today. Which was really cool. They do that for animals? Yeah, I called them this morning at eight o'clock in the morning. I called these people, and they're like, I said, I am so sorry if I called too early. They're like, No, you're fine. I said, This is what's I said, do you guys my brother told me to call you guys. I said, Do you guys do pet cremations? And they're like, Yes, we do. Which one'd you go to? Um, I'll I'll say it, yeah, because I want to give him a dude definitely a shout out. They're so nice. The dude was awesome. Um where's the funeral home at? It never shows it, dude. I always have to go to my brother's fucking uh chats with me. It's in Finley.
SPEAKER_14:Okay.
SPEAKER_11:Um it is called Cauldron Crates Funeral Home. Cremation Services in Finley. It is a big white building. It's a beautiful building, dude. So um beautiful building, dude. So I gotta think about insurance too. I gotta get that fucking shit set up for the building as soon as I get out of the business. But but yeah, I got an LLC and everything for the business too, and not just switching subjects back and forth. But um, but no, they did a fantastic job. Dude sat there, went through everything with us, all the bells and whistles that we could get if we wanted it. And um, I was like, nah, we if I wouldn't order the nameplate in the urn already, I would have been like, nah, yeah, go ahead, let's do it. But for$50, that's not bad. Yeah. Other AR, yeah. It's but they keep them separate.
SPEAKER_14:It's remains. Yeah, that's why they always say call it remains instead of or no, how do they word it so it doesn't where they can't get in trouble for that? I forget. Well, anyway.
SPEAKER_11:But you know, and I told him, well, he goes, You can have them cremated by himself, but you're paying six hundred dollars to have your animal cremated. Uh and we're like, nah, mix them in with everybody else, you know. Well, he said they keep it separate, but I told him, I said, honestly, you don't even have to tell me that. I wouldn't even fucking know. Yeah, why did you tell me that? You know, to be honest, you could give me a tree trunk fucking ashes and be like, That's your cat.
SPEAKER_14:That's your cat, and I would have went with it, right?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, I'd be like, damn, he smells mapley. You know, like he smells fresh. God damn, dude. Reminds me of camping, you know. But but anyway, he um but no, he was really fourth, you know, forthright, and he made sure, dude. He was double checking my name, double checking Ernie's name, making sure it's correct. Because, you know, like obviously there's a lot, dude. I never thought of all the shit that these people have to go through, like funeral homes with people's names and things like that, and and making sure everything's like there's no typos, but um, just for a cat was ridiculous. I couldn't imagine being a person. And he goes, Yeah, he goes, Don't worry, it's a separate thing. He goes, people, we don't put people in this one or whatever. I said, I wouldn't give a shit. I said, You could put fluffy, um, fluffy cinnamon, Jason, and Tinkerbell all in there. I don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_14:All Hodge Podge of different people in there.
SPEAKER_11:We just look like a Holocaust plate, dude, where they're dumping them into the fucking pits. That's that's what it is. It's me.
SPEAKER_14:Ah I gotcha. And he goes, they do they throw Jews in there still alive, yeah, and then they throw in Ernie and Pixie and everybody else in there.
SPEAKER_12:Why is it all these dead animals?
SPEAKER_11:I can't, he goes, I can't start the crematorium unless I put my little mustache on.
SPEAKER_12:What's that clawing? Don't don't be concerned with that. Nine klein! That's nine clay. Shut up and gas. Shut up and gas. You break in the air that comes out of the wall.
SPEAKER_11:Let the fire rose here like hot chocolate. Some Belgian.
SPEAKER_12:Belgian chocolate. We took up all of it, 1945.
SPEAKER_11:It's time for Z break. It's time for Z break. No, uh, did you like my comment on the fucking Did you read the chat in the powerful chat?
SPEAKER_14:Oh, oh, oh. Like the necessary roughness and it says that I read that.
SPEAKER_08:I was waiting for your dad to say something.
SPEAKER_14:I think everybody just fucking turns it off because Dave just blows up the stuff.
SPEAKER_11:Ah, I do, but I just get on there. I get on there like right now, dude. Let me see here. I want to see if there's anything in there. I don't think no, there's not. Oh, do you do you have it on still? Oh, I have to. I'm the kid. Oh, yeah, that's right. So you just have to. Yeah, Dave laughed at it. Which I thought was funny. Oh, yeah, the guru, and I sent you the guru fucking picture.
SPEAKER_14:It's like, oh, you're like that. That tastes like some sort of uh I go, oh, it's Mediterranean.
SPEAKER_11:And I was like, ha! That's what I call the times the Sarah doesn't do the dishes correctly. Necessary roughness.
SPEAKER_14:I laughed. I just didn't want to engage because then he just keep going and it's like just blow my god.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, I didn't even look at the scores right now. I need to check them out. I know we shouldn't do it on podcast but I don't care.
SPEAKER_14:My team sucks.
SPEAKER_11:Get the fuck out of here, dude.
SPEAKER_14:Get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, dude. Yeah, well, Steve is destroying. I'm doing pretty good. I'm still beating Joe by 31 points. He has um God, dude, is it fucking- I just got a bunch of injuries.
SPEAKER_14:I just got riddled with injuries.
SPEAKER_11:Oh no, never mind. Um, I'm beating Joe by 32 points. Um He's still got Garrett Wilson and a Kane? A chain? Again, um Devon H.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, Devon Hand.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, Henry. And then I've got um JK Dominic. And he's down 31 points right now. Denver, Denver versus Cincinnati. Well, I picked the right people because he doesn't play till Monday. So Devontae Smith didn't do shit, James.
SPEAKER_14:My dad got off the schneid. He's gonna win his his first game of the year.
SPEAKER_11:Me too. This is my first. Oh, really? We're popping cherries. Yeah. Me and your dad have a lot of similarities. I'm like, oh man, I love your dad, but I'm like, God damn it, I picked the same as John Brickner Sr. Son of a bitch. God damn it. Because his poor dad floats around 90% of the time at the bottom of the list. He does a great job. And uh, but you know, like I said earlier, if I win, I win, that's awesome. If I don't win, I won the championship last year. I shared a championship with Carrie. Was it the two years prior?
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, a couple years before that.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, so I won the championship last year, which I gotta put my sugar daddy's hat back on the fucking championship trophy where it belongs for now until I get the nameplate and then I'm fucking putting that bitch. That thing's going in my store. Oh, dude, you should put that. I will put it in my fucking store. It'll go in the middle of my glass case.
SPEAKER_14:Dude, that's dude, that'd be awesome.
SPEAKER_11:It'll be right in the front window. If somebody breaks in, don't take the Fafel trophy. Take anything else. Take anything else. Oh, PS5? Sounds good. Steve has 93 fucking points right now.
SPEAKER_14:Does he really? Yeah, holy shit.
SPEAKER_11:93 points. Um Matt's got 53. Um, damn, Patrick Mahomes hooked him up a little bit, and that's where your dad got his shit too. Um, he still has Jamar Chase to play, which without Burrow, it's kind of tough. Yeah. He has Tyreek Hill, which I'm sorry, but Tag of Aloa hasn't been the same since like for two since your wife had him. And that's it. But he's still got George Pickens playing, Jake Ferguson playing. Pretty much the whole Dallas team is playing right now.
SPEAKER_13:Third Ferguson.
SPEAKER_11:And then Green Bay Packers defense. So damn, dude, that's pretty good, man. Fuck. And then you, yeah, your yours is a pretty rough week. But dude, Nate didn't fuck around when drafting this year. He did a good job.
SPEAKER_14:I just I just got some injuries, which is it's part of the game, but it sucks to kind of navigate through that when you're only in week four.
SPEAKER_11:I was nervous about Joe. Joe has a powerhouse fucking team. Even his bench was looking pretty fucking good.
SPEAKER_14:Now, the flip side, in my other league, I'll I'm gonna be three and one, which I'm really happy about.
SPEAKER_11:So it's uh I definitely want to I just didn't want to go the whole year without winning one game. I don't I don't give a shit if I win again.
SPEAKER_14:You don't want to be oh at 17 or whatever. You know what? I don't think I've ever seen the perfect record. I think it'll be I would change my name to the Browns. What's what's like the worst record? I guess I'll have to look through the archives like over the last like 10 years, but I'm trying to think of who had the worst record. Steve.
SPEAKER_11:I think it might have been Steve. Steve was gonna go like zero and something, dude. He started off really rough. He ended up winning the toilet bowl that year, though, I think.
SPEAKER_14:I can't remember.
SPEAKER_11:He's the king of the toilet bowls. King of the toilet bowls. He floats around the shitter like no other man. Where the fuck is that trophy at?
SPEAKER_14:Uh it's upstairs. Yeah, I think it's upstairs.
SPEAKER_11:That's why we need to have a coach's meeting. You know what? That's why I tell him. I'm like, you want to coach, you want to take the trophy home?
SPEAKER_14:Coach's meeting. You gotta come to this, yeah. I mean, that's fair. You want this, you gotta come get it.
SPEAKER_12:If you want this, come get this. Come get this, la la la la la. Blo.
SPEAKER_14:I'd rather be low. La la la la la la. Auntie got this. And she broke out the cage and he get this. Look at me, king of the castle, king of the castle. I have a chair. I say that every time I sit in a fancy chair. Like at so at work, they got me uh a brand new uh office chair, and it's amazing. And it's so I said and I was like, look at me, king of the castle, king of the castle.
SPEAKER_11:How's the job going?
SPEAKER_14:Oh yeah, it's going pretty good. Fucking awesome, dude. Uh I got my 90-day evaluation, even though it's about 20 days overdue, but uh basically they these my boss is like, you're doing good, man. Just keep up what you're doing. You you you take it. It's it's a hilarious thing to hear good remarks about shit that uh supposedly I didn't do at my other job. They're like, oh, you take initiative and you don't need a whole lot of prompting to do things.
SPEAKER_11:You also gotta think about this, dude. Maybe at your other job, you didn't have the gumption to do that. Because you working on yourself, you weren't going to Cedar Point all the time either. You know, you weren't working on yourself as hard as you could have been at your other job.
SPEAKER_14:You know, you were there were some other outside factors too. That that is one of them.
SPEAKER_11:But I because I know when I was lazy, when I'm not lazy, but when I was thicker, I didn't feel like doing shit. I wasn't getters, I wasn't ambitious.
SPEAKER_14:So so I I was that was always been a criticism of stay one, but like the thing about where I used to work is there's a couple things. Number one, they did not pay pay me very well at all. And I I always felt that I was worth more than and I think everybody feels that way that they're worth more than what they do. But I definitely felt that I was there for a very long time, and I never got any significant raise in seven years I've been there. And like, and I'm not talking like cola, like cost of living increases, like one and a half percent. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking significant raises. And two, um, I don't like the way they handled because Carrie used to work there, and they kind of unceremoniously, she didn't do anything wrong. And trust me, if I had I'd be the first one to criticize Carrie if she did something wrong. And she did nothing. She she actually did really well out there, and they're just right before Christmas. Sorry, the job's gone.
SPEAKER_12:They did that to me! I'm like, shit!
SPEAKER_14:Like, fuck me. So was I quiet quitting a little bit because I felt I resentful about how and I get it's business, and it's really, you know, it was their bottom lines to them. It's just it's just I felt like you know what? If this company don't give a shit, then I don't give a shit.
SPEAKER_11:And see, and that's what I told people because I was talking to the uh the office lady up front, the the person you see when you come in. Like, you know, if you come in for an interview or to fill out an app, they like she's the first person, the receptionist. Yeah, she's cool as shit, really awesome. Where was that? Uh palfinger. Oh, and I told her about it. I said, Yeah, my loan got approved. You know, I'm doing this and I'm gonna be opening my own store. She's like, Oh, I didn't know that. She's like, So you're gonna stay here? I said, I plan on it. I said, but I'm gonna let you know if it comes down to my business or here, I'm taking my business, and you know, because here's the deal. And I I look at this.
SPEAKER_14:Was that really smart to let them know that though?
SPEAKER_11:Yep, I don't care. Okay, I'll be up there.
SPEAKER_14:Okay, fair enough.
SPEAKER_11:Like, I'm gonna try and stay here, you know. Like I told them, I'm not my plans aren't to leave. I love working there, and they can leave me go, they can do whatever they want.
SPEAKER_14:I mean, dude, to be honest, I can't see you. I mean, maybe you can, maybe you're good at that, but I don't know how you're gonna be able to bail it to day job. I'll be dead. Okay, yeah. I don't know how you're gonna bail it's a day job and try to make to get a business off the ground. That's gonna be tough, but hell, I mean you can do it. I know you can do it, but I'd be like, I'd be stressing the fuck out about it. Give me anxiety just even thinking about it.
SPEAKER_11:But they uh but I told her, I said, you know, and she's really cool. She knows shit, she knows whatever. Yeah, and um I said, um I said I want to stay here. I do, I love the job, I love what I do. Like every day's different. Like, if I when I walk in tomorrow, it's not gonna be like the same as any other day. Like, I we get different packages, I have different shit I gotta go get. We have different jobs we have to do, uh, you know, different things come in, different shipments. We have no idea. Like, it's a lot of fun, a lot of like, and I love the Sherlock Holmes problem solving shit that I have to do. Yeah, like all people come to me and be like, Hey, did we get this in? And I have to go back through all of our programs and be like, oh, well, uh, let me check. Let me see. Let me look at that part number, let's see what we got to do here. Or maybe we'll get something in where we don't have a purchase or packing slip, our purchase order number. And I'll be like, Oh, I gotta email the person that this is addressed to. Hey, did you know, email them? So, like, I'm constantly on emails all day. I even took it to where I raised my desk up and took my fucking chair away because when I'm unpacking shit and pulling packing slips and trying to put them in the system, it's easier to stand rather than be like, oh, all the way down here, you know, it's fucking ridiculous.
SPEAKER_14:So you get those hydraulic things that go psssh up lightning.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, all everybody in your offices do, but we don't get those. We're we're the peons, and I have to wipe dust you done. I have to wipe dust off my fucking shit every day.
SPEAKER_13:But I love Yeah, well, work is hard. Yeah, work is hard. Work is hard. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah!
SPEAKER_11:Hey, handsome Dan. I'm not handsome Dan.
SPEAKER_14:I'm not handsome Dan. Hi, I'm Dan. Hey guys, I'm handsome Dan. Hey, handsome Dan. Yeah, whoa, whoa, work is hard.
SPEAKER_11:Which is the guy from The Simpsons.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:That dude's a fucking legend, dude, so I'd be stoked to meet him, dude. And the other guy's from fucking Revenge of the Nerds three. It's like fish in a barrel. I think it's revenge is it two or is it two? Is it two or three? No, it's two. It was two. Two. Oh no, no, no, it was one. That's Stan Gable.
SPEAKER_14:Was that Stan Gable? That's Stan Gable in the first one. That was Stan Gable, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:And then two was uh fucking dude uh Eric from fucking Billy Madison. Right. It was the asshole. I really did you like Revenge of the Nerds too?
SPEAKER_14:I loved it. It was my favorite one! Oh, you like two better than one? I don't know, it's really tough. That's that's that's a hard one.
SPEAKER_11:I do in a way because I had issue.
SPEAKER_14:I I liked it, but I I had issues with it. Nerds like go check out our old episodes. Coral sex. Coral has sex. I just dude, I just really hated the those trilamps just sat there. Didn't didn't say a fucking word. They did stand up for them a little bit. Later, but when they're being put on trial or some shit. Like, oh, the trilamps are gonna be excommunicated from the uh that means you too, guys. They didn't do anything, they just sat there.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, you know what that looked like? It looked like the fucking subway train in Carolina. That's what that was. What? When that fucking poor girl got stabbed, fucking people just sat there. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_14:It's like it's like shitting. I mean, there's nothing political about being good people, I guess.
SPEAKER_11:I couldn't believe, man. That was so horrible. It's like nobody did a fucking like I get it because what are you gonna do? There's a dude that just stabbed a woman. Are you gonna stand up and try to fucking fight this guy if you're not armed? Not my business. Not my business. Me, I would have fucking, I don't know. I would have at least tried to help her, and they didn't fucking do a damn thing, dude. Like nothing. They just sat there and oh well, she's dying right there. Isn't that nice? Isn't that cool?
SPEAKER_14:Not my business.
SPEAKER_11:Fucking this America's a shithole.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, really?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, it really is. And it's not, it's not Republican, it's not Democrat, it's everybody. It just sucks. Yeah, it's okay. I'm off my soapbox.
SPEAKER_14:Hell in a handbasket.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:It could be worse.
SPEAKER_11:It's the America's Henry Winkler covered in bees.
SPEAKER_14:Henry Winkler covered in bees.
SPEAKER_11:Sorry, Henry.
SPEAKER_08:You can do it. He just like this.
SPEAKER_11:Oh what a great fucking movie. That was a good movie. We talked about two Adam Sandler movies in a span of five minutes.
SPEAKER_14:That's true, we did.
SPEAKER_11:That's crazy. Oh, did you see? I don't know. Is it confirmed that John Candy's son's gonna be Spaceballs too? That's that's not true. That's not true. No.
SPEAKER_14:Is it just Josh? I think Josh Gadd is playing.
SPEAKER_10:I don't want to be able to do that.
SPEAKER_14:That's what I that's what I that's what I heard, or that's what I saw officially, I believe. Fuck. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:In summer. Fuck hell, dude. Maybe he'll get a good idea. You don't like Josh Gadd? I am not. I like him, but it's not a role to me that fits him. I don't see him in that role. But you know what? I didn't see Liam Neese in his fucking Leslie Nielsen role, but he killed dads.
SPEAKER_14:Who did we say that would have been like we talked about this like a month or so ago. Who did we say would have been good in that role? I forget what who oh Dan Fogerty. Yeah, that's it. Dan Fogelberg. The dude from uh Falls of Fury. Yeah, that would have been sweet.
SPEAKER_11:But you know what sucks is John Candy is so like his shoes are so hard to fill because John Candy wasn't over the top goofy. Dan Fogelberg is kind of over the top goofy, a little bit. Not as he's not as far as Chris Farley, but he's he's right there. In the middle.
SPEAKER_14:He's kind of cast from that kind of mold though.
SPEAKER_11:And then John Keney was more of like a serious, but had quips, you know, like he would say smart ass.
SPEAKER_14:I saw they recreated the the cast, like the the the script reading photo of when they so when Lucas got all the cast for uh for episode one, they recreated that with all the Space Walls 2 people. Did they really show it?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, let's look it up. I've never I've not seen it. And John Candy Son, I think, would have been great, because just like Colin Hanks kind of sounds like Tom Hanks.
SPEAKER_14:John Candy Sun's gotta have some sort of fucking So oh so this is this is oh so this is for Force Awakens. Not not for so this is the the cast reading of Force Awakens and they recreated it up here for Space Balls 2. That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_11:I thought you were talking about the front of the Star Wars where they're like where she's like you know what I'm talking about, the usual where he's holding the lightsaber off. I thought they redid that that would be awesome with space balls. So that's crazy.
SPEAKER_14:Rick Moranis is coming back for this.
SPEAKER_11:What a fuck you dude, you know you have some poll if you're putting Rick Moranis back.
SPEAKER_14:That's insane. That is the biggest key to this.
SPEAKER_11:Yes.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, dude. See the one see Bill Pullman's son's guy. Josh Cad. They're just all in unannounced, says all in unannounced roles, so.
SPEAKER_11:Josh Cad's a dink dink.
SPEAKER_14:Gad sure seems like a good fit for son of Josh Candy's bars character. So that's this site is already assuming that. So yeah, so this is gonna be dope, dude.
SPEAKER_11:I never can assume because then you make an ass. It's out of yourself. Out of yourself.
SPEAKER_14:Well, this this Nick here on this article on Polygon seems to share your sentiment. Says, I have zero interest in seeing Josh Gadd at all, especially as Barth Jr. But I've read rumors that Josh Getty's son has been tafferable, hopefully his father's namesake. So someone shares that sentiment with you.
SPEAKER_11:So I'm glad I'm not the only one.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:I get excited when I see it, but we'll find out. And yeah, I'm sure Josh Gatt will do a fine job.
SPEAKER_12:It's just I I I hope that this is a good thing.
SPEAKER_11:He's more, he's more like John Caney had that comedic timing. Right. And that's what made him so good. And I think this dude has Josh Gadd, I see, is more serious. I don't ever see him in a funny, drop-down, hilarious. Like, I don't see him as like any real comedic role. Like, that's that's I mean, we've seen him in the rocker, but in the rocker, he was a side piece that was just kind of he was more of a serious role. Seen him in the fucking um, what is that? The um internship.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:And he was just a side piece on that.
SPEAKER_14:Right, kind of a side piece.
SPEAKER_11:And then he was behind a fucking snowman and frozen, he did pretty good. But you're a voice of a snowman.
SPEAKER_14:He was a he was like LaFleur and uh Future and the Beast remake.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, yeah, he was uh yeah, a little fat guy. A little fat guy.
SPEAKER_14:I mean, but he looked just like the fucking look like that little fat cat for PewDiePie and the Beast.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, dude, I gotta show you some shit. Okay, so I told John I was gonna show him some. Okay, so I got a couple. What what time are we at, dude?
SPEAKER_14:We got 56 minutes here.
SPEAKER_11:All right, so number one. Um here, I'll show you what my brother Steve sent me today, and then we'll I got one song to check out. So that worked out pretty good.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_11:Steven. He goes, me turning the Chewbacca plushie into a pregnant Chewbacca plushie in the Disneyland gift shop. So I'm gonna turn my volume up before, and it's a Donald Trump, dude. It's so good. Oh my god. Okay, so it says me turning the Chewbacca plushie into a pregnant Chewbacca plushie in the Disneyland gift shop. Okay, and then he sent me This is hilarious, dude. Okay. Um when you break up with your online girlfriend and your uncle starts crying upstairs.
SPEAKER_08:Oh, that's funny.
SPEAKER_11:Dude, my brother, dude, I dunno, dude. I'm not gonna show the whole thing because it's kinda long.
SPEAKER_07:Crazy horse or no, no, no, I'm not one of those awesome guys. No, I'm more of your no more. Roll it over and squash me. This horse actually now meant to travel the spirit world. Spirit world.
SPEAKER_08:Oh my god, that's fucking good.
SPEAKER_14:Like he's like, I wasn't really there. A little big horror, right? I didn't really actually fight or kill anybody.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, the song I wanted to look at. Um, it is from Ashes to New, but it has like techno in it, so I kind of wanted to throw that out. It's not hardcore though. Um, it's called If I Fall.
SPEAKER_14:I'll go splat.
SPEAKER_11:Usually. Oh, they got a video. Nice. The one up top's a video, dude.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Such a thought.
SPEAKER_14:Oh my god, dude.
SPEAKER_11:I love Formashes and New. It's kind of like a uh It's kind of like they're like uh a harder Lincoln Park. Oh kind of remind me of Lincoln Park a lot.
SPEAKER_02:Almost sound like bullet a little bit.
SPEAKER_11:But there's a technail like kind of almost breakdown like in the middle, not like breakdown, but okay, like bridge. I love it, dude. The built-in it comes into metal again. I love it, it's so good. This pushes the boundaries of butt rock. I was telling Kenny today, speaking of butt, I was rubbing her arm, dude, because her arm's hairy and shit and I fuck with her about it, which I shouldn't because it's horrible to do doing that. I said, I'm just combing your hair. Brushing your hair. I said, we should put gel on and we can spike it up and shit.
SPEAKER_03:Oh man.
SPEAKER_11:And she goes, why? I said, cause it'll I said, cause it'll look like my butt crack. And she goes, that's gross. Oh, there's Keny. I said, she goes, that's gross. I said, what do you mean? She goes, I don't want to think about your butt crack. I said, well don't think about it. It's just a butt crack. Looks the same as everybody else but a hairy. I said, you wanna know what it looks like? I said it looks like if you took two clips, and then there's just a forest running down the middle. And then there's like a little sinkhole that looks like a balloon knot right in the middle. Yeah, it should be around here somewhere.
SPEAKER_12:Uh kind of little techno. Oh yeah, I love it. I feel like fucking But here's my thing.
SPEAKER_11:They could have fucking they could've ended the song in a badass techno-e fucking metal shit. Instead they just come back to metal. Still badass.
SPEAKER_12:I like it, yeah. Will I will it be put on my like Spotify playlist? Eh, probably not.
SPEAKER_11:No, not mine either. I'm gonna send it to Sarah though. Yeah. Also, speaking of which, I talked to the sound guy from the Taylor Swift fucking video, dude. I talked to the sound guy from the Taylor Swift video, told him what I wanted to do about having an electronica techno fucking night down at the e-screen. He's all about it. This dude had legit sound, bro. Like pro concert sound. Oh, really? Yeah, dude. Dude, it sounded good. I was playing on it. I wanted to play some other shit so bad. I didn't want to play Taylor Swift shit, but um, let me see here. I'll show you the video. Here's what I was I took a video of everybody out there. So, like, there's everybody out there so far, like this one I'm DJing, little kids. But he's got all the subs under on the ground and everything. He goes, I said, How much did you charge for this? He said, Well, I charge 5,000 for this. He goes, but if you want to do a techno thing or something next year where DJs we just come out and DJ and techno and all that other shit. He goes, probably like 1,500. So I'd pay him$1,500. He'd bring all that fucking sound. And he's he set up under a tent right there with his soundboard and shit. Dude, we'd fucking rock. Oh, here, I'll show you the Taylor Swift chip.
SPEAKER_14:I think it'd be cool to have like a rave or something. Yeah, that's what I would like to do. Like they have some DJ slides. I'll pay for lasers and fog and shit. Do something for young kids stuff.
SPEAKER_11:Do it with school, like with colleges are here. There you go. So I'm doing the music for the timer. It's a YouTube video, and they're playing the timer, and I'm doing the music to it. So we have to time it up.
SPEAKER_09:Holy shit, there's a lot of people there.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Holy shit. I said they better bring her out, or we're gonna have a bunch of mobbing seven years old.
SPEAKER_09:Those kids don't give up a thumb.
SPEAKER_14:Dude, that's that's a good cover. Like that, she look kind of looks like her a little bit.
SPEAKER_11:She's from Canada, I guess. Ontario plates.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_11:So we probably had to pay a tariff.
SPEAKER_14:And with that being said, we we gotta get the fuck out of here because we are overpowered.
SPEAKER_11:Thank you, bro.
SPEAKER_14:So I appreciate everyone who listens. Any departing words.
SPEAKER_11:Yes. Um yes, definitely. Um, if if we did have a rave night, anybody out there listening, Tony, what would you think, dude? Would you be interested? Maybe get you to work security. I don't know.
SPEAKER_14:I'd I'd do it. Yeah, dude. I want to be involved.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, dude, John's already down. We're good.
SPEAKER_14:Up down.
SPEAKER_11:So Joe will do it.
SPEAKER_14:Joe will be security. So sweet. Uh my departing words are congratulations to the Cleveland Guardians. For locking that shit.
SPEAKER_12:Locking it down.
SPEAKER_11:15 and a half games back.
SPEAKER_14:September 4th, they had a 2.9% chance coming back, a real life major league type story. Fuck it, A. So they get the Tigers again in the playoffs.
SPEAKER_09:We're all out of town.
SPEAKER_14:I'm too old to be good diamond in a locker. With that being said, the Guardians in the playoffs once again. That is barely sucks. The Browns are horrible, but we got the Guardians to look forward to. Hopefully, we take the Tigers out for a second. Fuck an offensive line folded like a bad origami artist. Joe Flacco looked every bit like a 48-year-old quarterback.
SPEAKER_11:No, well, dude, I don't blame him. The fucking dude important dude. It was like hike.
SPEAKER_14:They ran through our fucking line like it was nothing. Aiden Hutchinson's the fucking dude. Trip him.
SPEAKER_11:I don't know.
SPEAKER_14:Trip his ass.
SPEAKER_11:Stick your leg out, man. Just throw something at him.
SPEAKER_14:Alright, so we gotta get going. Appreciate everybody. We'll see you next week. Job Richter here. And I'm Jason Suger. Peace. Later.