Speaker 1: 0:12

It's every day with John and Jay. Comedy Skits, random bullshit, tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day and it's my day. This is our day, and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit. You like problems going on. You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and aj. Let's rock. Hey, what's up? Everybody out there in radio land?

Speaker 2: 1:44

you got something that's weird from fucking little shop of horrors fucking john candy dude.

Speaker 4: 1:53

Uh case you didn't know what podcast you clicked on, this is every day with john and jay episode 186 186, yes, uh next week.

Speaker 2: 2:01

John does a drive by or like a murder 187. Yeah, I do a murder 187?. Yeah, I do a 187. 187 on the cup of coffee, right.

Speaker 4: 2:07

So for 187, we are going to commit a drive-by murder. Yes, be prepared for that. We're going to bring you guys live for that. Yes, just joking, but we're in Birkenstocks. Today is we'll be technically 825, but today we're recording this, on Sunday 824.

Speaker 2: 2:27

824. We started doing that last week and I liked it a lot.

Speaker 4: 2:30

I liked it a lot better. It seemed that we're a little bit more caught up on the current events of things, and that way things are kind of more fresh in everybody's brain through the weekend. Speaking of weekends, what did you do this weekend? I DJed two weddings, friday and Saturday. Everybody's bray through the weekend.

Speaker 2: 2:45

Yeah, speaking of weekends, what did you do this weekend? I dj'd two weddings, uh, friday and saturday, um, and kind of winded down your season, aren't you, or are you still pretty busy?

Speaker 4: 2:53

we're in the fucking swing dude okay my season doesn't wind down till november you probably get a lot of weddings this time of year, though, right, oh, this in october. Okay, october is a big one, because people don't want to get married in the heat, right? Is that a reason? Yeah, well, they just like the fall colors. Fall colors, oh yeah.

Speaker 2: 3:12

Oh man, you go out to Arlington Acres and look at the leaves and shit and you're like, oh man, it's just beautiful. It's just beautiful gotcha, yeah, it's gorgeous. So two weddings yeah, it's crazy gorgeous. Dude, dude, I might have to do this from now on.

Speaker 4: 3:32

It's so crisp and clear that sounds a lot better it does, doesn't it?

Speaker 2: 3:35

it's not like this where it's not a shallow hello, how's it going? Yeah, it's like crisp that interesting. I might have to put something behind there.

Speaker 4: 3:47

Maybe get another one of these or something yeah sure yeah, there we go.

Speaker 2: 3:52

Nope, not working. No, that didn't work.

Speaker 4: 3:54

That sucks. Yeah, that didn't work too well.

Speaker 2: 3:56

Oh well, we're just going to ride with this for right now.

Speaker 4: 3:59

So the big news that you told me that you went and saw Naked Gun I did, yes. Now we can speak freely about it. And spoiler alert we're going to talk about the new naked gun. We're actually going to give it a review. Now we're going to talk about more.

Speaker 2: 4:14

Yes, please.

Speaker 4: 4:15

So your initial thoughts right off the rip Fucking loved it.

Speaker 2: 4:20

Let me just talk about my time. I went to the star view theater to see it here in tiffin. Okay, um, took the wife with me. I'm sure, like I said, she wasn't really keen on watching it, but I was like, hey, you know what, um, I'm paying so tough shit, I don't know yeah, I hate to be like that, but that's how it is.

Speaker 2: 4:40

So she ended up going reluctantly and she watched it. And, dude, I hate it when somebody laughs a lot at a movie and then they're like that was okay, get the fuck out of here. She did that. I said don't strong army, don't fucking strong army, don't big league me.

Speaker 4: 4:59

Yeah she's over there like I was like dude, what'd you think? Sometimes people who have assert sets of like they're too good for like a movie like that Not saying like she isn't too good for that, but it's like people who are like well, I don't like movies like that and they're like okay, it was funny.

Speaker 2: 5:14

She liked the first half. She said the second half was really stupid.

Speaker 4: 5:17

Was it? Was it him just flying on a fucking owl?

Speaker 2: 5:29

No, no, I love that. Thanks, dad, like in dumb dude. But I will say this I do. I do admit that the first half of the movie was a little bit better for me than the second half, but it was still good. The second half was still good. First half of the movie was just fucking non-stop hilarity it was just so.

Speaker 4: 5:40

What were some of your favorite bits in this, in this movie?

Speaker 2: 5:44

the, the. Uh, I came. What is that? We came across this board? Oh, I got an old bon jovi t-shirt for that dude. I was laughing my ass off. You know, I laughed like for five minutes. We were already past that and on to other shit.

Speaker 4: 6:01

I'm still laughing at it what do you think of the snowman part of the, the kind of like the, like dream sequel or like the? They went on the vacation together and then there was the snowman oh them having sex with it yeah, yeah, having a threesome with the snowman oh, my god, see what was cool about us.

Speaker 2: 6:18

We had the whole theater to ourselves. Oh okay, we're the only ones watching it, dude, and it was a matinee. It was at at 4 or something, 4.40. So, no joke, we only paid $7 or something a piece.

Speaker 4: 6:29

That's pretty decent for a stay-at-home, but I got popcorn.

Speaker 6: 6:32

We have to get popcorn.

Speaker 2: 6:34

Well, we didn't eat anything and I was like, well, we're going to eat something after this. But we got popcorn and then we also got. I got us like a little, I gotta see, each a drink. There's like a combo deal. But dude, it's like 21 bucks for a combo deal popcorn and two drinks. I'd rather go to a stadium and buy my drinks. It's almost fucking cheaper yeah, that's it's crazy how much movie theaters jack that shit up.

Speaker 4: 6:58

It's ridiculous they have to make up somehow for the box office, because they don't get a big slice of the box office pie, so they have to make up, make it up somehow, I guess box office, because they don't get a big slice of the box office pie, so they have to make up, make it up somehow. I guess it's ridiculous. Yeah, it sucks, but uh, what? What about the silo, like the austin powers silhouette part?

Speaker 2: 7:18

oh yeah dude when she's like cleaning the oven and shit yeah, dude, I was laughing my ass off.

Speaker 4: 7:22

I thought pablo anderson actually did an okay job in this movie. Go ahead and take a seat. I have plenty of seats at home.

Speaker 2: 7:28

I have plenty of furniture at home. I'm good.

Speaker 4: 7:30

What about the fucking scat part? Man, she's doing that scat stuff. It's so bad.

Speaker 2: 7:38

Oh, on the fucking stage. Yeah, in the stage. Can you pull it up? I Can you pull it up.

Speaker 5: 7:42

I bet you it's on there. It's got to be on there.

Speaker 2: 7:48

Cadence is messaging me right now through my phone and asking if the Deli Cafe is good. I'd say so.

Speaker 4: 7:57

Amazing. It's a little expensive, but I think it's well worth it.

Speaker 2: 8:01

Yeah, you get quality with that. That's not all here. Damn still oh, look, they got the fucking oh man, I need five more chili dogs. I need five more of those. He's like shitting every two seconds yeah. Like no joke, leslie Neal's or Liam Neeson killed it. He did a great job in this movie and I never thought of him because you think of like his, I got a special set of skills, blah blah blah yeah his.

Speaker 2: 8:47

I got a special set of skills, blah, blah, yeah, so you never think of liam neeson's fucking like you never think of him in comedy, right, and the first comedy I ever saw him in was uh, um was a million days ways to die in the west yeah, he, but he was more of the straight he was a serious one straight laced on that and that was so but I think it was him breaking in, and then also with um seth, or not, seth rogan, but uh fuck, it was seth mcfarland.

Speaker 2: 9:15

That was his first. Like you know, seth mcfarland worked with him, so he's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna put him in here. So great Scott hold on. I'll see if I can find it oh, it said you have to allow to prove you're not.

Speaker 4: 9:47

Oh, hold on, hold on. Let me do this again oh guess I should have had to see yeah, so we got fancy football yeah, it's football seasons right around the quarter oh, speaking of which?

Speaker 2: 10:19

man? Dude, I don't know what it is, man just like we're just getting a bunch of hate. Dude like wow, state's getting fucking hate from all corners of the world. Dude like I was watching, I was, first of all. Can we, just before we even get into this, can we even discuss the fact that michigan got the biggest slap on the fucking?

Speaker 1: 10:43

wrist.

Speaker 4: 10:44

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 10:44

What the fuck shit is that yeah?

Speaker 4: 10:46

dude.

Speaker 2: 10:47

Ohio State sells merchandise, or the kids sold merchandise which was illegal at the time. It was frowned upon and Jim Trestle could not be in the NFL, could not do anything there and he also had to leave Ohio State.

Speaker 4: 11:02

So Jim Trestle just lies to the NCAA. Jim Harbaugh in Michigan basically tells the NCAA go fuck itself and shoves a middle finger in its face. It tells them to get back and they don't get any sort of major penalties.

Speaker 2: 11:18

No, we had to forfeit wins in bowl games and stuff.

Speaker 4: 11:22

You know what's hilarious they get like fucking.

Speaker 2: 11:24

What like a $30 million fine? A drop in the bucket? Get the fuck out of here, Michigan fans are taking victory laps.

Speaker 4: 11:30

What are you taking victory laps for? You still cheated, they still caught you and you still got punished for it. It's not the flex you think it is, because now in the court of public opinion, your title is tainted. You're like the 2018 Houston Astros dude. No one is going to take your championship as legitimate. They'll have to defend that championship for the rest of their dying days and if it's a small consolation, fine. Nobody outside of Ann Arbor is going to recognize that national championship as legitimate in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 2: 12:05

You know what sucks is. The only thing that they got to go on after that is the beating us for four years. That's it, dude. That's four years straight. They won, but we beat ourselves. If you really had to score together, did they beat us, though?

Speaker 4: 12:21

Question mark.

Speaker 2: 12:22

Oh true.

Speaker 4: 12:23

Did they? You know, it's always that question mark.

Speaker 4: 12:27

You actually only have one year in a row, yeah, I mean, I'll give them last year but I ain't gonna give them in those other three, and it's like you know you'd be like well, did they? Yeah, it's just funny watching them. The the funny to and I've said this before the funny part of like the michigan mantra is the michigan man and how michigan is just the beacon of moral authority and college football and that has basically been erased. It's like they have. They're like the worst, one of the worst. They actually have one of the worst college basketball. Uh, scandals too, when the fab five got fucking caught with a bunch of shit too and michigan basketball got fucking caught under fire. So people kind of forget about that because they they took impermissible benefits too and they got in trouble a lot. So, yeah, it's just funny here. You know michigan being hoity-toity and they really have no leg to stand on and they can sit here.

Speaker 2: 13:30

They could dump their chest that they were national champs in 2023, but they really weren't and there'll be a big fat asterisk on that title for the rest of their time and you know what's awesome is is that and they, they, uh, you could try every day and pull our win off like and be like well, you guys are national title champions because we beat you and it's like we, only we, we only won the national title after the most impressive playoff run in history of cfp, dude that's it and it sucks to say this, but honestly it doesn't matter anymore.

Speaker 4: 14:08

Like that just proves now is that the scope of college football has changed forever, to the point where games like the ohio state michigan game don't really mean a whole lot in the grand scheme of things anymore. Ohio state could be what 11 and oh and they can lose to michigan, they'll be 11 and one. They'll go to the playoffs. Now there'll be probably be a five seed or six seed. It don't matter anymore. It kind of sucks it does it does.

Speaker 2: 14:35

No, no, I'm not. I mean it's nice to that.

Speaker 4: 14:37

No, no, I know I don't know I'm not saying it don't suck, and because a lot of you know, if you're a college football purist and you're, and you say that, well, it defeats the game. Yeah, absolutely I. If you want to make that argument, that's a fair argument to make, because it does suck I'm not glad because we won the championship I mean, that's it. Were we the beneficiary of something like that?

Speaker 2: 14:58

yeah sure yeah, but they had to bust their ass you know, ohio state had to fucking win out man, and they did. They went out and took care of business and you can talk shit all day, every day, but that's at the end of the day. The we, john and I, saw the natty trophy, so we know it's in columbus. It's there we took pictures with it.

Speaker 4: 15:19

But you know it when you're, when you're a champion, you got a big target on your back and Texas is going to come for that booty man. No, let's just, let's not be any. Let's not. It's any way, shape or bod it.

Speaker 1: 15:35

They're going to come.

Speaker 4: 15:36

They're going to come motivated.

Speaker 2: 15:37

They're going to come ready.

Speaker 4: 15:38

They're a good team. Ohio State's a two-and-a-half point favorite and I don't. I don't see that. I mean they're ohio state's breaking it. A fucking new quarterback and holy defense.

Speaker 2: 15:49

The whole isn't the defense a lot of the defense is coming in fresh.

Speaker 4: 15:53

I mean, you still got suddy styles and you still got caleb downs and you see, you know you still got some decent anchored players there. So that's good, you still got jeremiah smith yeah, you still got one of the one of the most dynamic players and they said he is the best player in all of college football.

Speaker 2: 16:10

There's not even anybody else there's no quarterback, no um halfback, no running back, no no other player matches.

Speaker 4: 16:20

This may be a bold prediction, but if, if Jeremiah Smith has a pretty similar year or maybe a slightly better year than last year, he'll win the Heisman Trophy.

Speaker 2: 16:31

I have no doubt. They said he averaged about 100 yards a game. Hey, dude, I was also going to ask because I was watching a thing today what is Michigan's amp-up song, their amp-up song? A thing today what is michigan's amp up song? Their amp up?

Speaker 4: 16:50

song? Yeah, because they, uh people somebody was talking about how gay it is and mr brightside, is that what it is? Yeah, mr brightside is about being cucked. No, I'm serious, that's, it's kind of what the song is about. Oh, yeah, let me talk about this for a second, speaking of which. So this is more of an ohio state side of things. So let's, let's get the elephant out of the room now. And ohio state being on noon, a lot for big games, kind of sucks balls. I mean, I, as far as like, I like the big games on at night. That's that's just what I want, and as a fan, it just there's no better fucking atmosphere than the shoe. And at night, that's that's just what I want, and as a fan, it just there's no better fucking atmosphere than the shoe. And at night, when you fucking have texas coming in at noon, it just really takes the heat because texas said no well, I mean that's fox was willing to move it and texas like no, we ain't fucking doing that, you nuts no.

Speaker 4: 17:42

So they they're like no, they're not doing it. And so ohio state's new athletic director is trying to like kind of up the new, like trying to make new traditions and do different things like this and that, and I'm just like this dude's trying way too hard. So they're like there was some sort of like song he was trying to hype up or something it was. It was, it was so boring of a fucking wannabe by spice girls I wish it was. I'd rather have been that what is it?

Speaker 2: 18:13

oh god damn it. Play it for all of us I shall, and honestly it was a hang on sloopy it should it should yeah yeah, that song it's overplayed it's overplayed.

Speaker 4: 18:32

Uh, new traditions, so they're gonna ring the victory bell before the game, which I find so stupid because you're not a victor yet because you didn't win yet. Yeah, so we're trying to say, yeah, so they're gonna do like what the browns do, where they have, like, somebody hit the big fucking guitar. Yeah, we talked about, yeah, we talked about.

Speaker 6: 18:56

Yeah, we did the el cabal uh, they're gonna have towels.

Speaker 4: 19:02

What do you do? Try to hide it here, okay? Soundtrack oh, this camp song. Alright, let's see what this is. Ohio by Camp, and it's supposed to be some sort of hype song and it's so stupid. Not this, I'd rather have this that's a victory bell we're not West Virginia smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 2: 20:02

This is like a shitty John Mellencamp.

Speaker 6: 20:05

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.

Speaker 2: 20:09

John Mellencamp and Brian Adams had a baby In Ohio.

Speaker 6: 20:14

Dreamy way Ohio.

Speaker 2: 20:24

Dreamy way.

Speaker 4: 20:29

If they had a metal version'd be totally down so I fucking hate it, because number one I just don't like it summer of 69 so I don't know, in ohio, like I don't know if this is just trying to be like like rocky top or take me home countryads, kind of shit, I'd rather have one of those. Like it's just.

Speaker 2: 20:44

Why don't we do Margaritaville by Kimmy Buffett?

Speaker 4: 20:48

Why don't we use the fucking band? Oh, you know, the best damn band in the land. Why don't we keep you? Why don't we use the band?

Speaker 2: 20:55

This song will be in the fucking game next year, jesus.

Speaker 6: 20:58

Oh my God, I would fucking shoot myself dude.

Speaker 4: 21:04

Sounds like fucking Indians Hi how are you, hi, how are you so you got that, isn't that what?

Speaker 2: 21:13

Ohio is named after it's like the Indians, isn't it Ohio? Is like an Indian. So we're actually Indian state. Is it Milwaukee an?

Speaker 4: 21:21

Indian name? Yes, it is. It's actually pronounced Milwaukee, which means the good land. The good land. Does this guy know how to? Actually interesting thing about Milwaukee it's the only major US metropolitan city in America directed to elect six socialist mayors. Does this guy know how to party or what?

Speaker 2: 21:40

Huh, okay, okay, yeah, huh okay, okay yeah, like I understand that, like they're trying to to to hype up the kids and and you know what I? I appreciate the his. It's an a for effort but a fucking d or f at best for um execution. I think you're sucking a big fat dick. Who the fuck wants to get up that? Don't hype me up. Who are you?

Speaker 4: 22:10

Who are you? Yeah, it's supposed to be some new game day. You know what they should have?

Speaker 2: 22:15

done Everybody dance, now Gonna make you sweat. That's what should have been Dude play everybody dance, now you gotta make you sweat. That's what should have been Dude play Everybody Dance, now you gotta make you sweat. That's what should have been the hype song for Ohio State. Right here, baby, right here. This it right here Geico commercial.

Speaker 3: 22:35

I filed a claim for my car with the Geico app.

Speaker 2: 22:37

It'd be funny if you just smashed them. You wanna know why? Because I was doing that and then I started thinking of, like, the rain dance from man in the House. Oh yeah, man in the House, see, this would be a good hype song. I'll take this. I'd be down for this. What's the Marky Mark song, dude? What was that one?

Speaker 4: 23:03

The Marky Mark song. What's the Marky Mark song, dude? What was that one? The Marky Mark?

Speaker 2: 23:04

song. What's the Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch song? What was that one? That one they was most famous for, marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

Speaker 1: 23:20

Good vibrations. That one would be great too.

Speaker 2: 23:27

Now picture Ohio State players running on the field to this as they play Marky Mark's sexy ass body on the fucking screen. All I got to say is, if you grew up in the 90s and 80s and stuff while this song was playing on MTV, you can thank Marky Mark for getting you laid. I love Mark Wahlberg, dude. I'm not gonna lie. I think his acting's amazing, right, right. You just fucking ripped like a brick shithouse.

Speaker 4: 24:04

Oh shit, I always keep forgetting he was this, this was him. Yeah, yo, it's about that time To break forth the rhythm and the rhyme.

Speaker 2: 24:15

I'ma get mine. I wanna see sweat coming out your pores On the house. Tip of the sound Swinging this strictly. But you know what? He's a good dude man. Marky Marks, like Mark Wahlberg, is actually a good human being. Did you know that he's actually a really good human being?

Speaker 4: 24:31

Oh, really In real life yeah.

Speaker 2: 24:32

He does a lot of charity work. Okay, yeah, because he has like Wahlburgers or something like that.

Speaker 4: 24:39

He has some sort doesn't. He doesn't have wall burgers. I heard it's actually kind of struggling a little bit I'm surprised, but he uh, if you had a wall if you ate at wall burgers before no, it's okay I liked it it was like it's they do like smash burgers and stuff, not bad never ain't there. There's one at downtown cleveland by the uh casino. It's okay, I liked it, but it wasn't like what I feel. The cremation. Feel the cremation. Feel the claymation.

Speaker 4: 25:06

California, good cremation you got that fiery sensation I was thinking like it's a good cremation so what movie do you think of when you hear this song?

Speaker 2: 25:17

oh fuck, I think of mighty ducks yes, okay, I couldn't remember like I knew it was something. Honestly, I don't know if I even think of mighty ducks. I really don't fucking remember any. I don't remember a lot of movies with this in uh, blades of glory. I think this was it they did oh yeah, yeah, marky, mark, you let down the funky punch they did when they were doing their fucking Amy Poehler and Will Arnett yeah. That was great, oh man, we let down Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

Speaker 4: 25:48

We let down Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. So good, dude, that's a great movie.

Speaker 2: 25:53

Oh my God. But yeah, I just wanted to talk on that. And then, like people are thinking that the Texas-Ohio State is going to be a blowout, but I don't know. Man, junior San is a fucking beast.

Speaker 4: 26:05

From what I understand, he's a beast quarterback, he's good, he's going to be a blowout that was posted by some random fucking SEC fan account. That guy, that person don't know who the fuck he's talking about.

Speaker 2: 26:15

No, that was another guy that said it too. Some dude said that Vegas had it all wrong.

Speaker 4: 26:24

Which, too, some dude said that vegas had it all wrong. And which which? Vegas is hardly wrong like they, they, they usually get it right a lot of the time.

Speaker 2: 26:27

So, except for with the browns, I don't know.

Speaker 4: 26:31

The browns are really gonna carry four quarterbacks this year. Yeah, play them all at once, why not I?

Speaker 2: 26:39

mean what do you got to lose nothing. That should be. That should be the thing, man. You know what like? If I trade anybody this year and they're like what do you want for a trade, I'll be like you have to draft a browns quarterback next year and I get to choose which one that's a fair fucking trade yeah, I'm like you can have fucking saquon barkley, since my season's pretty much over, but you're gonna, you're, you're, uh, but you've got a draft of brown next year like that's your first pick has to be a brown.

Speaker 4: 27:06

I, I would, I, I would honor that too.

Speaker 2: 27:08

It's 100 yes, I'm like dude, you don't got to give me any draft picks. Your first pick next year, your first? Yeah has to be a brown I think I told you so.

Speaker 4: 27:20

There's a dude in my league that took Nick Chubb with his first pick. It's like this isn't Nick Chubb from like four or five years ago. Oh my God, I saw a viral clip that this guy took Brian Robinson Jr with the first overall fantasy pick. He wanted Bijan Robinson. He took Brian Robinson. He's like Brian Robinson Jr, wait, wait, that's just Brian Robinson Jr. That dude is not a first pick, he wanted Bijan Robinson.

Speaker 2: 27:53

That dude's probably like oh thanks, man Sends a dude a thank you card.

Speaker 4: 27:57

He stuck the sticker up on the fucking board. He tried to take it off. It's so fun, dude. Hold on see if I can find a clip of that somewhere brian robinson draft it was on a reel, it's gotta be up there most people.

Speaker 2: 28:32

Anytime I find a reel, it's usually on YouTube.

Speaker 4: 28:50

Oh, here, it is right, here oh.

Speaker 6: 28:53

Wait.

Speaker 2: 29:13

To his discretion. It said B Robinson Jr, robinson Jr nigga.

Speaker 3: 29:18

B Robinson Jr. Nigga, Nigga.

Speaker 2: 29:24

That's Joe. That looked like Joe, didn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4: 29:48

That dude is going to get clowned on that for the rest of his diet.

Speaker 2: 29:51

I feel your pain, dude Algae crumpler on me Are you high? I want his jersey. Dude, I'm going to get an algae crumpler jersey. You should Dude. Let me see if I can find one. Dude, dude you should. I'd laugh my ass off. If he's got a jersey, I'm buying that bitch. I want to hear it by next Sunday, next Monday, no, way. No way. Oh my God, there's Algie Carpenter.

Speaker 4: 30:20

I think he just got traded to the 49ers too. Speaking of the guy, oh, robinson, yeah, so he'll back up, probably CMC more likely.

Speaker 2: 30:37

Oh, give me a 2X. There's all your Crumpler jerseys, dude. There it is, atlanta.

Speaker 3: 30:41

Falcons jersey men's 2XL. You got your Crumpler jerseys dude.

Speaker 2: 30:42

There it is. Atlanta Falcons jersey men's 2XL.

Speaker 4: 30:45

You got to get the Falcons one right. Is that the one you're going, or was it the Titans one? Did he play for the Titans at one point? I can't remember what year you did that and who he played for at the time. It was one of my first years. Yeah.

Speaker 2: 31:08

I think it was my first year. It was my first year. It was your first year, I believe.

Speaker 4: 31:10

All right, let me see if I can do it by size. But while you look for that, we gotta take a little break.

Speaker 2: 31:13

Take a little break and I'm gonna see.

Speaker 4: 31:14

Oh, there's only one result and two xl and uh, if you feel a little bit of some mexican cuisine, uh, go ahead and grab a bite of that and you're going to listen to some soothing mariachi music while you enjoy your Taco Bell or any or any other Mexican cuisine. So enjoy that and we'll be right back.

Speaker 6: 31:33

Sing King.

Speaker 3: 31:39

Sing for King Cinco King. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the, I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the. I am the, I am the, I am the, I am the, I am the, I am the. I am. Oh, ho, ho, ho. I'm going best on the phone. I'm a guy on a present. Then they run us down. I say, yeah, I'm here. Oh ho, ho, ho. I am a Tyrant and I be sent to hell. Chesa me, nesta, my and papalos to rablo. I'm going to make a star, I'm going to make a star, I'm going to make a star, thank you.

Speaker 1: 34:33

Gracias, Yo. What's up? Welcome back to the best freaking podcast it's Everyday with Jon and Jay. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on her dirt butt. You got that, motherfucker.

Speaker 4: 34:55

Now check it out. Hey, welcome back. We hope you enjoyed that the soothing sounds.

Speaker 3: 35:02

That's all of you. That's all of you.

Speaker 4: 35:09

Maybe it was a little bit racist, but it's not because it's funny. So the big news coming out of like the last this past week is Cracker Barrel changing their logo. You see the scuttlebutt with all that stupid.

Speaker 2: 35:25

It's so dumb man you're no like. If you're gonna change it, that's cool, but yeah, change it to something dude. You're known as an old timey fucking place, and to make it more modern is fucking retarded. I mean who?

Speaker 4: 35:40

asked for that. It's, it's. I think we, I think everyone, could agree upon that. Like listen cracker barrel needs that little racist aesthetic. Okay, yes, it needs to have that uncle tom fuck, or it needs to have that jim crow law I'm gonna draw.

Speaker 2: 35:54

I'm gonna draw that little bastard sitting in a chair leaning on a cracker barrel with a fucking hood on listen if my cracker barrel don't doesn't scream jim crow laws era.

Speaker 4: 36:07

I don't want nothing, I'm gonna tell you what dude.

Speaker 2: 36:09

I know that cracker barrel like their food's pretty good yeah but I'd 100 eat at a nigga barrel dude, I'm telling you that just should be fucking phenomenal so have you seen like the redesigns of some of these cracker barrels already?

Speaker 4: 36:23

did you see these? Yet what are they like, the redesigns? They're redesigning the insides too. What, yeah?

Speaker 2: 36:30

come on, dude, you're fucking with the aesthetic. Do you know how much money you're gonna fucking lose because your food's all good, but it ain't that good. That cracker barrel. That's not bad, oh man so this is.

Speaker 4: 36:46

This is what some of the new cracker barrels look like.

Speaker 2: 36:48

It doesn't look terrible, but it's too bright. Cracker barrel is known to be like cabin. It needs to be cabity home, homely feeling, and this looks like if like if you took a mcdonald's and mixed it with fucking cracker barrel it looks like hope goods got a hold of cracker barrel it looks like captain d's so people are just absolutely losing their fucking shit so I know we were talking about going before to uh hotheads burritos, but tomorrow, picking up john, we're going to hotheads tomorrow yeah, yeah, I'm excited, I know damn well, sar Sarah will come with us because she loves hotheads.

Speaker 4: 37:28

Oh, she's coming.

Speaker 2: 37:28

Oh, you didn't say that she's always coming, ooh, when I give her fake chow. Ooh, I was like damn, you're so good at that. I'm like thanks. I'm like ooh, thanks, ooh.

Speaker 4: 37:46

I'm going to suck your guys' dicks. Suck your dicks off. Who are you, jay and Silent Bob? Recognize, recognize. Oh, I heard you two. A couple of jerk-offs off the internet and they go and suck some other dudes' dicks instead. Well, fuck that, Well fuck that I just watched that the other day, dude, what a great movie, so good.

Speaker 2: 38:13

But no, there's another thing I was gonna talk about, dude. Uh, okay, so wednesday, I didn't talk about this. Uh, wednesday, I'm looking at the new possible location okay, so what, what's, uh, what?

Speaker 4: 38:22

what's the new status on that?

Speaker 2: 38:24

okay, so, um, they're talking about two thousand dollars for the storefront, which is about two thousand square feet. I get all also I get an office and I get the bathroom as well okay for two thousand dollars a month and you're not. You're not taking the backspace not yet okay what I want to do is I'd like to rent there and build enough money to where I can just buy the fucking building because it is for sale oh, okay, I'd love to buy the fucking building and maybe I'll talk to him.

Speaker 4: 38:56

Be like hey, how much have you gotten things approved with the bay no, I gotta get my.

Speaker 2: 39:02

Um, she was working on my three-year plan thursday. Yeah, she was working on my three-year plan Thursday. Yeah, she was working on my three-year plan Thursday. Look at this dude, it's fucking. It's this goddamn screen. Man Should just take the fucker off. But anyway, she was working on my three-year plan Thursday. Oh, hello, look at this dude. I'm like sucking this motherfucker.

Speaker 3: 39:22

I'm going to make some noises.

Speaker 2: 39:25

Hold on, I'm going to see if this works. I'm going to make some noises. Hold on, I'm going to see if this works. I'm going to try something right now. We're going to do a little experimentation, like we did in college.

Speaker 3: 39:35

Hey bitch.

Speaker 4: 39:35

Oh, I just lost my rubber band dude.

Speaker 2: 39:36

So I hope I can fucking find that bitch. I hope it didn't go down the wrench, I don't know, but anyway, holy shit, holy crap. So anyway, wow, that, holy crap. So Anyway, wow, that's nice, that doesn't sound too bad, that sounds pretty good. So anyway, I was. It's not too loud, is it? No, it's perfect. That sounds good to me. Okay, anyway, I'm waiting on a three year plan, but this poor lady had to do three of them, so I can't be too harsh I heard it, I'll fuck up.

Speaker 2: 40:13

So once I get to this final three-year plan, to start my own business, because the other two are for level up and that's kind of went bye-bye, so I'm just not going to be able to, uh, to do that. Um, so for big j's replays it's going to be a little bit of extra time okay, what's in the docket? Hopefully where'd that go?

Speaker 4: 40:39

where'd that go look at all the it's a black.

Speaker 2: 40:47

It's a black ring, one ring to rule them all. I was looking in your bins, but I'll see it. Yeah, I don't know, I might have lost it.

Speaker 4: 40:55

Well, I'll find it.

Speaker 2: 40:56

I'll find it eventually I'll just buy some rubber bands one ring, because I'm a rubber band man. King of the taliban. Yeah, I don't know. I like this, but I think my poppin's gonna be a problem. So here we are again. That's a little better. It's not bad. I'm actually not too upset with that. It's really stupid looking, but it works I think it sounds a lot better. Thank you, yeah, it's not bad dude.

Speaker 4: 41:28

I've been listening to get the shot like all week. Uh, yeah, like every that. Every day I've been coming home from work pit of misery is so fucking good dude oh yeah catch me outside.

Speaker 3: 41:39

How about that? Like what's up?

Speaker 4: 41:43

so insane. I was like holy shit all right, so on that noticus. I was gonna say like well, what's uh do?

Speaker 2: 41:51

we got bands of the week I've been listening to all right, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pop up. Gotta get the shot first, and then we're gonna go to, like bands, related artists what about terror?

Speaker 4: 42:06

I've heard of terror. They're an old school like hardcore band what about lionheart?

Speaker 2: 42:10

I haven't heard of lionheart or fall brawl. Fall brawl yeah, let's check out fall brawl dude. Okay, fall brawl, which is just fall brawl, and their first number one song is brotherhood. So we're probably gonna have some more and they do. They look metal as fuck, I bet you. I'm hoping these guys live up to their reputation.

Speaker 4: 42:30

I'm going to get a bunch of WCW stuff.

Speaker 2: 42:32

Brotherhood. No problem, there it is Top one, this one, yep. Oh no, that's a different one.

Speaker 4: 42:41

What was the top one? Brotherhood, brotherhood.

Speaker 6: 42:45

Trinity, trinity, trinity, trinity, trinity, trinity.

Speaker 4: 42:55

If it's going to be a bunch of good hardcore shit, I'm all about it.

Speaker 2: 43:04

Starting off good already. I love the overpass Dude. Everybody does band videos. Under the overpass Dude, everybody does band videos under the overpass. They need the dancing emos under there. I need to jump in. I'm like what the fuck just happened.

Speaker 5: 44:27

Is this the?

Speaker 6: 44:28

same song. Right, that was a weird change-up.

Speaker 2: 44:39

You know, if we were still doing band stuff? You know what I'd like to do? A music video where a nun just does bad stuff all day, like a whole day of bad shit. She goes and gets a tattoo done, goes to the bar, gets drunk that's actually a really good idea. Yeah, she goes to a casino and gambles Like Ben Cartier Like Sister Act dude, dude, that's kind of a cool name for a hardcore band.

Speaker 2: 45:12

Here's a good one. Wolf Down, wolf Down, wolf Down. The picture looks fucking cool as shit, dude. Flames of Discontent Ooh, I like that. Through the Fire and Flames of.

Speaker 4: 45:30

Discontent. I like that Through the Fire and Flames of Discontent. I love the hardcore. Yeah, two step yeah.

Speaker 5: 46:21

I love this intro.

Speaker 2: 46:23

This is like skinhead music, dude yeah.

Speaker 4: 46:27

Yeah, that hardcore shit.

Speaker 1: 46:29

Why me my art is on?

Speaker 5: 46:41

It's horrible. Ha ha, the gap between us, the bridges have been burned. Keep cracking the whip. Get my scorn in return. No justice, no peace, no more. Sevens on the six, the best on inequality. Time to fight back united, black and red United black and red.

Speaker 2: 47:18

Dude, this one looks good. Knuckledust what I love that Knuckledust that's a great name for a band. Bluffs Lies and Alibis is the name of their song for a band Bluffs Lies and Alibis Is the name of their song. So I like Bluffs. Yeah yeah, these all sound the same. Yeah, I like them. Dude, they're badass.

Speaker 4: 47:47

I love the hardcore.

Speaker 2: 47:53

Nice bangs.

Speaker 4: 48:00

But the limey bridge I tell people, struggle through.

Speaker 5: 48:03

Say Lord, I am your voice. We're all having it Got a little bit more.

Speaker 2: 48:13

Oh, dude, check out Rise of the North Star and Back to Basics is their song. Rise of the North Star, these dudes look fucking badass, like Hannibal lecter looking dude. Fuck the cover, dude, I can't on the avenues. What language Aren't they French? Are they French? I think it's French dude.

Speaker 4: 49:15

It is. What are they Gorgira?

Speaker 2: 49:21

Yeah, french heavy metal band From Paris. I'm digging this, though I like it a lot. Sure, you understood that. Tell George to swing away. Tell George to swing away, no sex.

Speaker 4: 49:46

Someone should be two-stepping right now they can't coop. They already hit two I'm sorry, french is such a beautiful language I can't think it's seriously. What put against metal?

Speaker 2: 50:14

It's dirty dish, roger. She won't know the difference. Okay, so the next one, let's try. I don't know. Let's try. Nasty Looks like a female dude. She's kind of hot, she's got her nipples showing and the song is called Assault. No reality check. Check out, reality check. Oh yeah, dude, looks like an Asian chick.

Speaker 6: 51:05

If that's her. But I'm back. Re-entered check. Re-entered check. Now I won't sleep Till I'm dead. Use all my dreams and a discount. Love nothing, nothing to believe in. Use all my love For a piece of the cake. From now, I gotta sleep Till I'm dead.

Speaker 2: 51:22

Damn I wanna sleep In a twist of vision.

Speaker 6: 51:33

I'm gonna sleep Till.

Speaker 2: 51:39

I'm dead. I think all they show the dude just doing some dance. I know dude, I know dude.

Speaker 6: 51:49

It's so weird. I believe in myself, I believe in myself. We are like the jack. I believe in myself, I believe in myself, I believe in myself, nothing.

Speaker 2: 52:56

I'm going to get over that dude just dancing. That was awesome, so funny um I always liked oh what? I wonder. What is she? Metal, oh, maybe. Well, we could check her out. Emma boster, emma e-m-m-a. B-o-s-t-e-r. Let me see if we can find one of her. I know she appears on nose. Harder heart, that's not spelled than the usual a-r-h-a-r-t. Harder h-a-r-t. It's not spelled than the usual A-R-H-A-R-T. Harder H-A-R-T. Dude she's fucking hot dude.

Speaker 4: 53:36

Oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, she an AEW chick. No, no, no, no, no. She did the theme song for this girl for Julia Hart. Oh, no shit, I was like that sounds so familiar, I'll play it. It's kind of a slower kind of song. I miss this era. I love it.

Speaker 2: 54:07

Here's Gideon. Gideon popped up on here.

Speaker 6: 54:11

Nice, nice.

Speaker 2: 54:30

Like my penis, my heart grows harder.

Speaker 4: 54:34

Like my penis. Her actress was really badass too back then.

Speaker 2: 54:40

Brand of sacrifice and the song's called Exodus. Dude, we are like. I love this little Amazon playlist.

Speaker 5: 54:50

Oh my God, this is going to be nuts.

Speaker 2: 54:56

Oh God, oh there's a production value on this video, holy shit.

Speaker 4: 55:17

Oh God.

Speaker 2: 55:26

Damn. I like these dudes a lot. Holy shit. Is that a woman? I think so. Was she the one screaming yeah, at least part of it? That was her growls man, I'm fucking in love. I think she's doing all of it, dude. That's sick. God damn, I feel it, but I can't look away. No time will ever Real this pain For the life of a pirate I make For the body of a Soaker. I think she's screaming all of it, dude, like an O-Tep shit, and I'm not afraid For the life of a pirate. I make.

Speaker 4: 57:11

Oh, here we go. Oh, my God, I'm so ready.

Speaker 2: 57:16

Oh, give it to me, give me a black.

Speaker 3: 57:35

Oh, shut up Big squeals.

Speaker 6: 57:41

Yes.

Speaker 2: 57:43

I love the blacks. That's my favorite shit. I was waiting for it, so good. Okay, this is John and Jay's metal hour. All right, probably go back into the chorus. That's my guess.

Speaker 4: 58:14

This is kind of like a Lord of Shores kind of fucking movie.

Speaker 2: 58:16

I agree, I agree.

Speaker 6: 58:20

I fear it, but I can't look away. No time will tell what's in this place. What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking?

Speaker 2: 58:39

for what are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? What are you looking for? They're Canadian. Oh, no kidding, they were formed in 2018 after the disillusion of the After Image, which is another band. I guess they were All right. The next band check out the art is thy.

Speaker 4: 59:11

Art is murder I see I've heard of these have you.

Speaker 2: 59:13

Yeah, thy art is murder, and the song Rain of Darkness.

Speaker 6: 59:39

Oh, I'll be it.

Speaker 2: 59:42

I'm scared. Oh man, there's no woman in it, In that the other band, the other band.

Speaker 4: 59:51

That was a guy. Kyle Anderson, unless it's a woman yeah, that's a guy, I'll go with that.

Speaker 2: 1:00:18

See, oh okay, I was excited, I thought it was a chick. I was like shit, dude, I love that shit. I only wish I could screamy again, dude.

Speaker 5: 1:01:36

A little bit. Oh yeah, we have darkness. The mass of one life against. Give us your time. No longer will our bloodstain Serve the murder of the divine. Let's wake the eyes of the world, raise them to the altar. Guitar solo.

Speaker 2: 1:02:44

Have her blast her fucking head into something. That'd be crazy. Oh, he's crabbed dude.

Speaker 1: 1:02:57

He's crab-porn A little crab going, a little crab-porn.

Speaker 3: 1:03:00

Running place.

Speaker 4: 1:03:00

Yeah, Love it that was good, all right.

Speaker 2: 1:03:29

We probably have time for what like one more, one more, one more. All right, dude, have you ever heard of you probably have heard of Fit for an Autopsy, haven't you? Oh yeah, okay, let's try Yardfield Colony what Yardfield?

Speaker 4: 1:03:43

Yardfield Colony Colony.

Speaker 2: 1:03:45

Yardfield is one word. Oh, and their top song is Absorption, the.

Speaker 6: 1:04:40

Absorption. Yeah, one life, one chance For goodness or salvation.

Speaker 5: 1:04:45

One life, one chance For your redemption.

Speaker 2: 1:04:49

I will follow what you lead, that music making my penis sell. You're making my penis sell. No, it ain't bad, I don't mind it, but it's not as good as the other ones we're listening to. Well, that is, that's all we got today.

Speaker 3: 1:05:23

That's fucking it dude yeah.

Speaker 4: 1:05:26

But yeah, we appreciate everybody who's joined us over the years. Yes, any, any departing words. I'm a chocolate slut.

Speaker 2: 1:05:35

I'm a chocolate slut yes, yeah no, um, I just uh, thank you to everybody for listening and shit. You know the usual hullabaloo. I gotta put my rubber band back on Because I don't like doing this Not right now.

Speaker 6: 1:05:57

I'll put it on after we're done.

Speaker 4: 1:06:01

Yeah, it's been a great ride so far and we hope you guys have enjoyed us so far. You guys can always, you know, let us know you're out there, is there?

Speaker 2: 1:06:12

any bands you want us to check out?

Speaker 4: 1:06:14

Yeah, let us know you're out there, if you're listening and you hear us and you want to be like hey, assholes, listen to these guys, these guys are cool People around the world Shit if you have a band and you want us to hear us, we'll fucking listen to it.

Speaker 4: 1:06:27

Then, if you have a band and you want us to hear us, we'll fucking listen to it. Then we'll make fun of you. No, I'm just kidding. Just like we did that part, I know right. No, but seriously, we want to hear from you. Sounds like Death Cab for Cutie Reach out to us. Let us know what some of your favorite shit is. We'll fucking play it.

Speaker 2: 1:06:42

We'll fucking listen to it. Yeah, germans, you know, like, is is your favorite movie, schindler's list. We'll talk.

Speaker 4: 1:06:45

Yeah, we'll talk jesus dude, gordon talk, so yeah or is it european vacation?

Speaker 2: 1:06:51

who knows excuse?

Speaker 4: 1:06:54

it. So, yeah, your own trip. Yeah, yeah, forgot about that one. So, with that being said, like hey, guys, we appreciate everyone who's listened to us and we'll see you guys next week. I'm john burke and I'm jason schger. Peace out, girls.

Speaker 2: 1:07:05

Later guys.