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Episode 183: The Return of Skiddlez: Freestyle Raps and Happy Gilmore 2 Review
That familiar voice returns to the studio—Skiddlez is finally ungrounded! After months away for the heinous crime of stealing a nickel from his mom's purse, our favorite aspiring rapper rejoins John and Jay for an episode packed with freestyle flows, awkward revelations, and genuine laughs.
Before Skiddlez arrives, the hosts dive into their surprisingly positive take on Happy Gilmore 2. Despite their initial skepticism, both find themselves enjoying Adam Sandler's nostalgic sequel, comparing it to "seeing an old friend after 20 years." They break down the film's highs (John Daly's sanitizer-drinking cameo, the emotional father-daughter storyline) and lows (forced callbacks, weak antagonists), delivering the kind of honest critique you won't hear on mainstream review shows.
The musical journey takes listeners from cringing at Jesse Murph's controversial "1965" video to headbanging appreciation of Pale Face Swiss, a Swiss metal band that has both hosts hitting the stanky face. Their genuine reactions showcase why fans return to this podcast—unfiltered opinions delivered without corporate restraint.
When Skiddlez finally arrives, the awkwardness is palpable yet endearing. His freestyle raps about scented markers, breakfast drama with his mom, and his oddly-named cats (the white one's Ebony, the black one's Ivory—his mom was confused) reveal a charmingly awkward persona. Jay even jumps in for an impromptu rap battle that showcases the spontaneous magic this podcast consistently delivers.
The episode closes with a thoughtful tribute to wrestling icon Hulk Hogan, separating the man's controversial personal life from his undeniable impact on wrestling culture. It's this balance of irreverent comedy and occasional depth that keeps the everyday with John and Jay feeling fresh after all these episodes.
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Speaker 2:We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and jay no it's yo, it's it's monday.
Speaker 1:Oh man, do we got a lot to talk about today yes, there is a, a whole plethora, plethora of of would you say, I have a plethora a plethora, a plethora of things to discuss today.
Speaker 2:Um, I'm gonna go off and get these thoughts off my brain. Now I have seen the new happy kilmore 2. I have two electric boogaloo. Let me hear your thoughts first and foremost.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I went into it. Obviously we talked about it and talked about how much of a disappointment we thought it was going to be. So I tried to get them thoughts out of my mind before. I watched it absolutely open-minded. I didn't hate it. I thought that some of the things were stupid okay but I think they kind of played them off halfway decent. I love the call out um, especially to the uh, to the kid who died and grown-ups right, yeah, I think that was really cool.
Speaker 1:Right um boyle, I think the kid's name was boyle, bryce boyle or something yeah but um, I liked it. I thought it was really good.
Speaker 2:Thank you can you see that?
Speaker 1:I sure can, okay but I thought, I thought, I thought actually honestly I thought it was a halfway decent movie um prana and spoiler alert yeah, spoiler alerts my favorite fucking part of this whole movie, okay, is when adam sandler's kid looks at him and goes you remind me of my dad. At the end of the movie yeah that was so good yeah anybody's not like she's supposed to be in a with him or something like that was the?
Speaker 2:was the um the the the other daughter? Like his was. Was that another daughter?
Speaker 1:yes, okay, really, dude, I was like, wow, what an ass on that girl. Yeah, holy shit, she was in yoga bands beginning.
Speaker 2:I'm like I I like seeing. Mjf was one of the sons and he's a pro wrestler in aw so uh the biggest one in the fucking bunch. Dude just beating the shit out of the car I never felt so bad for a car so people, if you listen to the show and if you know me in real life, know how much of a fucking prude I or you know I'm so overly critical of movies and unless he's jerking a train. Tranny off yes, yeah, let's have.
Speaker 1:Give it a reach around to a train unless she's on kempton and he's like nope, I want a manly woman, I I want you. Don't be too well. Oh, we only discussed this a couple.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we did go check that out, because it's a riveting conversation in itself. I have to say both. I actually like this movie, dude. It's like seeing a friend Okay. So to me this is like the equivalent of a you.
Speaker 1:I'm really surprised. I know I'm very, very, very surprised.
Speaker 2:I even let the movie digest for a good hour before I kind of thought about did I like this or not? Actually, I came away from that movie going I didn't hate it and then the more I digested, I go. You know what I actually liked it a lot.
Speaker 1:I can't say, I liked it a lot.
Speaker 2:I liked it. I mean, I liked it.
Speaker 2:It was okay. To me it was like seeing like, okay, you had a best friend and you're a best friend with that person for 20 years and you kind of fell off and you kind of like grew apart. And then you come back to your hometown for like a reunion and then you see them and you're like, hey, how's it going? You know you reminisce about the old times. The old times are in the past, but you'll never get those back. It was good to kind of reminisce and think about it and have have fun with it for one one more time. My biggest problem that I have there's a lot of dumb shit in this movie.
Speaker 1:Virginia bennett getting killed right at the beginning was just really rough, like I said.
Speaker 2:Spoiler alert um but it's on, I was actually okay with that, because to me it gave conflict like, yeah, it sucks. You think it drove the story it drove the story. I think it gave conflict.
Speaker 1:I was okay with that, yeah, I could see that. When he's like I love the, the callback to her walking with the beers all the time, dude, it was funny. She's like, really, that's one of the worst parts in this fucking movie. Rob schneider's stupid, you can do it. Fucking bullshit, dude, didn't I call.
Speaker 2:Did I call that you did? I told you I knew it was gonna be in this movie. You can do it. I Fucking bullshit, dude, didn't I call that. Did I call that you did? I told you I knew it was going to be in this movie, you can do it. I was like, all right, dude, it's done. I told you I go, dude, what are the odds that you could do? It's going to be in this movie. And I, yeah, I told Carrie I lost it.
Speaker 1:I laughed, knew this was going to be in this movie.
Speaker 2:That is one of the worst thing I you know. Honestly, I cringe every time. Let me tell you one of the highlights of this film yes, please, john fucking daly, john daly, squirting sanitizer in his mouth. I wanted so much more of john daly in this movie because, first of all, I'm a I love john daly.
Speaker 1:I do too, that's like the steve austin of golf he is dude, he's just one of the.
Speaker 2:He's just that rough around the edges.
Speaker 1:Don't give a fuck bare feet and shit the dude's nuts. He drinks diet coke.
Speaker 2:He's kind of like the fucking, he's like the happy gilmore of real golf, like, yeah, he's that rough around the edges, bad boy kind of you just don't give a fuck about anything.
Speaker 1:Drinks, beer, smokes, cigarettes, all the course I mean steve okay, and I will say that steve buscemi's character kind of pushed the envelope of being stupid a little bit too it wasn't necessary I was like I don't I don't know why he's in there. I don't know. I think it just includes steve buscemi yeah, I think that was obviously.
Speaker 2:Usually I'm a huge steve buscemi. It was just a shoehorn him in the movie because all of You're.
Speaker 1:Mr Faggot. Okay, mr Pink, mr Pink. Well, I'm like Mr Pussy.
Speaker 2:Mr Pussy.
Speaker 1:I'll be Mr Purple, that sounds good. No, another guy on another job is Mr Purple, you're. Mr Pink, I got that dude's voice down dude.
Speaker 2:That's awesome. I like the cameos of all the pros. I think they all did a really decent job. I did, too.
Speaker 1:I was nervous about it, but I love the, the oh. And another thing I didn't really care for was the bad guys.
Speaker 2:I really oh, it was weak it was weak.
Speaker 1:It was supposed to be. It was honestly, I think it was supposed to make fun of live golf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was supposed to make fun of live golf. Yeah, that's a 100. They're taking the piss out of live live golf, which I didn't mind the story I want to cut my tendon in half though, just to see if that works.
Speaker 2:I'm just kidding so I didn't mind the story of a rival live golf going up again and then shooter and happy have to team up. It's like a Rocky III kind of deal, you know Bitter enemies having to come together to work, sort of. But the common enemy was Mr T who beat you know. But it's like now you got this weird Because the main bad guy in this guy is ass kicked the whole movie. So it's like, okay, you want something with a little bit more existential threat. So you didn't know. So by the time the third act came around you didn't know what the motivations were anymore. You're like are they? Are they trying to fight for golf's? You know, uh, golf's, uh, you know, for the future of golf. Are they playing for the mom? Are they playing for the daughter? I'm so confused what the motivations are for this movie now, to me it was clear cut. It's like, okay, there's two stories. It's happy Gilmore dealing with him killing his fucking wife on the golf course, his alcoholism In turn, what they send his daughter to fucking ballet school.
Speaker 1:The goal was to send her to ballet school, but the drinking inhibited his his ability to do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah and his wife what was wrong with just keeping that as a central focal point, that that to me those are two good a and b stories.
Speaker 1:What the drinking, just the drinking, and the daughter thing oh yeah, I mean well, yeah, but the dog, but the, the wife would be getting in his way, because where did he meet his wife when he was golfing, right, right?
Speaker 2:So every time, and then but he only knows how to do one thing and that's good to make a lot of money when I was playing golf. So it's like an endo facto. So he has to deal with these demons in order to do right by his daughter. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I thought that would have been just a perfect story in itself. Shooter regabit try, you know, comes in. This is just me being me. Shooter comes in and somehow, what's the exact revenge?
Speaker 1:which is a really see, and that's what I wanted yeah, that's what we I think we all- we all figured out. We all figured that that shooter was going to come in for all like it was going to be like a senior tournament and they were going to have to fucking go against each other, right, like one more time. I do like how shooter teamed up. I like I was okay with it.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying I didn't like that I did. I did kind of like that rocky three thing they had going on, so I was okay with that yeah, kind of like we're apollo creed oh yeah, ah, oh yeah. So let's talk about fucking shoehorning in characters that really had no business being in this movie. One is Chubbs' son, who's the exact same who has a wooden band.
Speaker 1:Too Ridiculous, so stupid, ridiculous, so dumb. They didn't even try on that.
Speaker 2:And then you had Mr Larson's kid too. It's like okay, are we just like just going to? It's like okay, are we just going to? It's like hey guys, you remember everybody from Happy Gilmore, you're going to get their sons in this now, oh dude, they even gave the same fans Happy rules.
Speaker 2:Yeah, to me it's everything I hate about sequels and I've said this on the show many times where all they're doing is rehashing gags from the first movie, which would a lot of sequels do but for some reason the nostalgia just like washed over me and I just couldn't watch this movie without nostalgia rose colored glasses.
Speaker 1:so yeah, and that's this movie was a standalone movie.
Speaker 2:It was shit oh fuck, yeah, I mean this is a. Since it went to netflix, I won't judge it as harshly because it was free, I didn't pay money to see this. Technically, so yeah, it's it's. I liked it. I actually, you know, I thought it was, it was charming in spots. I thought there was some really good stuff and there's some really really bad stuff and it, you know, it's a, it's, it's a c plus movie to me, or b, ish, b minus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd say b minus b minus c plus it was good enough to, I would watch it again. I'd watch it again just to kind of see if there's anything I missed. But it would be like, but I'm not, it's not something that I would fucking, really, really really did this movie need to be made?
Speaker 2:no, absolutely not, and it's just a blatant cash grab to appeal to older millennials who next will be billy madison.
Speaker 1:I mean, why not?
Speaker 2:why the fuck not? We might as well do little nicky too. We might as well do every fucking adam saylor movie from the 90s and just redo it. Fuck it at this point.
Speaker 1:Bulletproof, too bulletproof too, wayans brothers make it let's do that.
Speaker 2:Uh, what's that movie with him in a boat?
Speaker 1:overboard yeah let's do overboard.
Speaker 2:Let's do going overboard too. Why the fuck not at this point? But I mean, yeah, it was, it was fine for what it is, it was a good. It was a good uh, frolic through memory lane, so and that's about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah on another note, I would like to say congratulations to my boy tony buccione and his girl emily. I saw that are getting uh, engaged.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I thought they were. I thought you guys were already married. I thought they were already married. To be honest, with you. That's awesome.
Speaker 1:That's cool though yeah, I'm so stoked for you guys, that's so also, it's his birthday yesterday, which was awesome, which was my anniversary as well.
Speaker 2:Happy anniversary. Thank you, dude.
Speaker 1:Happy anniversary trying to find the thing that um, did you get like anniversary head?
Speaker 2:oh, right, there it is.
Speaker 1:I got that the night before I turned over and I talked to. I told Sarah I said, dude, I'm horny, can you help me?
Speaker 3:And she was like can you help me yeah?
Speaker 1:because usually she's like oh no, I'm good. She's like okay.
Speaker 2:Just this. Once we did a wham bam. Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1:Yep, I sprinkled a little bit of uh you know tinks dust on me and then we also got a message from cadence, which was really cool.
Speaker 1:I appreciate it, um, and then she also posted on facebook, which I appreciate it. But cadence wanted us to go on YouTube and check out Jesse Murph 1965. That's the name of the song and discuss it, because she said you're probably gonna have a lot to say about it. I can only imagine. I agree. I think it's. This is fucking horrible. Have you seen this already? I watched a little bit of it cause I was wondering what the hell she was talking about. Listen to this bitch is singing dude. It's horrible. Coke, you seen this already? I watched a little bit of it because I was wondering what the hell she was talking about. Listen to this bitch is singing dude. It's horrible. This is a fucking horrible song. Her titties look nice though, yeah.
Speaker 5:She's hot, I go to church on a Sunday, wake up on Monday, you go to work and I'd stay home and sing and do fun things. I might get a little slap slap, but you wouldn't hit me on snapchat, don't?
Speaker 2:fucking. Why is she all off? Beat shit. I don't know that is so off-putting. I've already.
Speaker 5:I'm 20 seconds into this and I'm already in 2 am saying where you at boy, fuck you, you didn't write me letters when you went away.
Speaker 1:You'd make me feel better. This is fergie doing the fucking national anthem all over again but if you cheated, hell, I wouldn't know oh my god, oh my god it sounds like a door creaking dude. That's what it sounds like Fucking.
Speaker 5:God, oh my God. Sounds like a door creaking dude. That's what it sounds like. Like it's 1965.
Speaker 1:Is this supposed to be bad? She's fucking smoke show. I'll say that it's only saving grace I can mute this and shoot some fucking J-butter all over the place.
Speaker 2:Is this supposed to be bad, holy shit. Is she serious or is this supposed to be bad? I don't think so. This is the number one music video, by the way, on YouTube.
Speaker 1:Fucking what.
Speaker 2:This is what it says. Number one top music video as of the day of this recording 7-29. Oh my God, really. Let me see the top comics. Since when is pornography allowed on YouTube? That's what one of the comments said.
Speaker 1:No shit.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it gets worse the fact that YouTube okay, let's just keep watching.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch enough of it. Dude, if I was 12 or 13, I'd be spanking, spanking.
Speaker 2:I would love this as a 13 year old.
Speaker 1:He's gonna fuck Jesus. Dude right there.
Speaker 3:Let Jesus fuck you. Let Jesus fuck you.
Speaker 2:This is like JoJo Siwa level bad. Have you heard her fucking Betty Davis eyes cover?
Speaker 1:Yes, oh my God Okay good.
Speaker 2:I won't subject you to that.
Speaker 5:Yes, I have heard of it. Whoa what the fuck.
Speaker 1:Dude, you better lick that tit boy.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a fucking second. What the fuck? There's full on porn in this dude. This is like the pussy video from fucking Rammstein in a way.
Speaker 1:It reminds me of Tip Drill. Tip Drill with Nelly. Dude from Nelly had like pussy and shit in it. Why is this on YouTube? She's like I would be 20 and it'd be acceptable for you to be 40. Oh yes, it's a love song. You know what I was hoping? Like you'd see up the stairs, you'd see a fucking flash. That would be awesome. You'd blow your fucking brains out. I think I'd give up a few rides If you were. Just she's eating that old lady snake. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5:Like it's 1965. She's eating that old lady snake, yeah dude Need Edward Scissorhands yeah.
Speaker 2:That's a beehive. If I've ever seen one, she's pretty fucking hot, is this done? Ironically. Do they know this is bad or is this actually done on purpose? Good, they're trying to be good Because this is just so nonchalantly bad that I can't take any other explanation that this is done intentionally.
Speaker 1:No wonder it's the number one video. There's people fucking in it. Dude, it doesn't take much.
Speaker 2:What the fuck's going on. Yeah, I'm I'm convinced more than anything that this is done just to fucking generate views, because I can't get behind the fact that they're serious with this yes okay let's get to okay.
Speaker 1:So sarah told me about a band yesterday. Look, I gotta have our podcast on right now thanks.
Speaker 1:Thank you, cadence, for that that was here's a song sarah thinks that we would both like, which is actually pretty good. It's called losing sleep by vs sky and it is pretty fucking, actually pretty cool. It's got a little mix of like chorus, but then it also has that screaming and shit. It's not as good as Pale Face, but it's losing sleep. Yeah, that's it. It's got a little techno shit in it too. Oh, I love little techno shit.
Speaker 3:I trace your ghost and every face I see.
Speaker 2:Have you heard this already?
Speaker 4:Yes, okay, take you to the high when you're haunting me.
Speaker 1:She was bugging me to play it in the truck yesterday. She's like, play it, play it, play it, play it. And I'm like, okay, do the roar, but I never won. You feel me, but I can't find my way back Every year. That I am Feels like a riot. Got a little Breaking Benjamin going on. A little five-finger, a little five-finger, a little Breaking Benjamin. It sounds like Nickelback. Whoa.
Speaker 3:Dude's got a fucking seven head.
Speaker 1:It's like a drive-in theater right there, Dude. I think it's massive.
Speaker 2:A little half-step. Okay, A little half step. Okay, A little half step breakdown. I like that All that growling right into the clean vocals. Oh, that's beaut.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1:This is how you remind me.
Speaker 2:This is what Nickelback should be. Yes.
Speaker 3:I trace your ghost and every face I see Can't kill the heart. We're gonna have to end. You guys are my friends, right.
Speaker 4:Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool. I like it. I like this. If I heard this in the car, I'd vibe to it All right, dude you ready for some good shit? I love good shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, this is my favorite. I've been listening to Pale Face Swiss since last week Dude, that band's so good. Pale.
Speaker 5:Face Swiss the Orphan.
Speaker 1:This is my number. This is my favorite Pale Face Swiss song. I love the one we listen to, but this is my favorite of their song and it is fucking ridiculous. And they are from oh okay, cool they're. These guys are from switzerland, that's why the weather is so good sarah was even digging on me yesterday. Yes, sarah was even digging on me yesterday.
Speaker 3:Yes, this is fucking amazing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I told you, dude, I knew you'd like this song. Dude, I knew you'd like this song dude yeah. Every song these guys sing is fucking gold.
Speaker 3:Stanky face engaged. I Do the base that base. Look that bass lick.
Speaker 5:Oh, dude, that's fucking slam, dance shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, dude, I'd love to see these guys live. Dude, dude, that'd be badass, that'd be badass.
Speaker 3:Woo, I open my empty, open the death, death, death. I just want to stay still and open my empty open the death, death, death. So many voices in my goddamn head. My empty open. I am dying of this world, the fuckers. It's so sad the world ends on two.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I hit the bell before the breakdown. That was so good. I love that shit bro, I love it when they do them little noises. Yeah, it's like a woo.
Speaker 3:Woo.
Speaker 2:Oh, we're going to slow it down, Dude. This song's like six minutes long. Are you fucking kidding me right now, Dude?
Speaker 1:that's crazy. I just got a text message when do you want Skittles' mom to park?
Speaker 2:Oh, in front is fine, okay, I'll just tell her to park in front of my fucking. Oh, want skittles mom to park.
Speaker 1:oh, uh, in front, it's fine, okay, I'll just tell her to park in front of my fucking skittles is gonna yeah skittles is gonna.
Speaker 2:Skittles got ungrounded, huh a little special. Yeah, dude, it's been a while, he's been ungrounded for a little bit, but he just uh finally, I will say like that's pretty harsh for just stealing a nickel out of his mom's purse.
Speaker 1:So well, he admitted to it, man and he was online like she was pissed because it was embarrassed. Yeah, he was, it was embarrassing. So yeah he's, uh he's, he's here today.
Speaker 2:So so we will be having skittles here, yeah I think he's gonna stay for the second half.
Speaker 1:Second, half okay yeah, and we'll see if we can get him to rap. We'll talk to him, but okay, yeah, but dude, uh, yeah, I love pale face, swiss dude, I've been so addicted to him. Have you ever heard of Muck Sticky?
Speaker 2:I have for some reason, probably from me, that's probably from you.
Speaker 1:Sounds like something you would tell me Look up, muck Sticky thingy thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:This dude is awesome. He's all about funny, good things. Oh yeah, dude, he even got his official video. I love this guy, I do. He's got a goofy voice and he's a good.
Speaker 2:He's actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's actually a really good guy, like in real life. He's a good dude.
Speaker 4:One take, here we go. Yes, I've heard this, here we go.
Speaker 2:This hot chick is all up on my dangling yes, I've heard this Giving me the eye while we dance this thing.
Speaker 4:I can't stop staring at her belly ring.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I remember this. Holy shit, dude, I haven't heard this in forever.
Speaker 4:I can't stop staring at this funny ass bitch. Crazy when she dips and gives her hips a twist. She licks her lips in motions For me to come here, we get to dancing. Then she starts to whisper in my ear I'm really freaky, so let's take a trip around the block, we'll hit the skunk. And if you want, I'll start to cook your sock.
Speaker 2:She grabs my rock and then I know you know, this is like fucking CKY kind of shit man.
Speaker 1:It is kind of. But what I like about Muck Sticky is he has his mom and sister in his videos. His sister's got learning disabilities. I love this.
Speaker 2:This is something you would make man.
Speaker 4:Oh, 100% I'm not the nastiest feller, but some say I am. They're probably mad because I talk about the bearded clown.
Speaker 2:This is something you would do.
Speaker 4:The hatchet wound beaver scooch or the punanu? I've heard not about them, I'm just having fun and living every single day.
Speaker 1:So if anybody remembers back in the day uh, level up and stuff Tony Bucciani, you probably remember to Tony. Um, it was uh, jeremy Clary showed me the shit. I'm like what the fuck he showed me and it got stuck in my head and I showed my kid this. Today she goes. That was fucking weird.
Speaker 4:She didn't say fucking but she's like, that's weird that was weird.
Speaker 1:I put muck sticky on the same line as mark our uh, mark rebeli. You've heard him, right I? Know, you know yeah, yeah, oh, that felt good. Hey, did you have you ever heard Mark Reveley's fucking Flamingo song?
Speaker 2:Maybe, oh my God dude.
Speaker 1:I love Mark Reveley dude he's one of my favorites dude but he does this Flamingo song and he's like I'm a Flamingo. He's like I'm going to eat your fucking grandma. Grandma, I'm going to fuck your grandma because I'm a Flamingo. Dude oh my God, dude, I love that one. And I love the girls club because Mark Reble, dude, what made him so popular? Dude. I love the looper because I want to get one to make my own beats and do shit and just be crazy, and so, yeah, I definitely want to fucking do that.
Speaker 3:Whoa who is that?
Speaker 2:Who is that? Who is that?
Speaker 4:It's me.
Speaker 1:All right, come on in. Dude Sup guys Skittles Spin a little bit. Do you want me to close this? Yeah? Okay, Skittles a little bit, show me, you close this yeah, okay, skittles have a seat bro son, you just want me to sit over here yeah, sit over there. What's up, dude? Hey, what's up zane? John, it's been a minute. Finally back in the studio, that's right cool. So so, uh, you're going in, get, uh, get up to the mic, dude. So you're finally ungrounded huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been. Yeah, thank God. So I'm sitting at home playing my fucking Xbox One and just getting tired of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so how long were you actually grounded for?
Speaker 1:Before I say anything else, I have to say that my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world. That's that.
Speaker 2:Yes, she said I had to say that, yeah, your mom's hot that's okay, yeah your mom's pretty hot hey, don't talk about my mom like that, I'm sorry. Sorry, dude, your mom is she's a smoke show, bro, she's not bad looking dude nah whatever so, uh, skittles, did you see the new Happy Gilmore yet, since you probably have had a lot of time on your hands, I did not.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, have you watched any movies in your time off? I watched Rugrats in Paris. That's actually not a bad movie.
Speaker 2:Rugrats in.
Speaker 1:Paris, dude yeah.
Speaker 2:I remember that movie. Is that the one where Charles Finster married some French woman or something? I think I vaguely remember that. Is that the one? And then they introduced another baby character she's French and shit.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I fell asleep. Oh, okay, I can understand that, dude. I can't watch a movie without falling asleep either. Well, what else have you done in your time off there, skittles? Well, just mostly, you know watch TV and stuff. Been watching a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants, because I love SpongeBob.
Speaker 2:He's definitely one of my favorites. I also started watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I say we got another friend who likes spongebob a lot. So it's kind of you guys. You guys have a lot in common. We may have to get you guys together and maybe you guys can hang out sometime.
Speaker 1:Our friend tim, I know. Yeah, I was gonna say I think I know who you're talking about because tim likes spongebob too. So that's pretty cool yeah I like to stay by myself. I'm like the Lone Rangers.
Speaker 2:You're a loner, a lone wolf, if you will.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sounds about right. A little lone wolf ski over here with Skittles.
Speaker 2:What's your real name, skittles, by the way. What's your first name, james, james. What's your last?
Speaker 1:name.
Speaker 2:What's your last name? James? What's your last name? What's your?
Speaker 1:last name Martin.
Speaker 2:James Martin. Yeah, okay, james Skittles Martin.
Speaker 1:Skittles ain't really my name. Oh, okay, that would be funny.
Speaker 2:Okay, I mean, do you introduce yourself?
Speaker 1:Do you go by, jimmy?
Speaker 2:Jim Jimbo.
Speaker 1:What do you go by, jimmy? Yeah, do you like?
Speaker 2:Jim, jim. So we got Jimbo, what do you go by? Skittles Also, like if somebody goes hi, this is my, so it's, this is my friend, they will go. Skittles, right, yeah, like explain yeah.
Speaker 1:Explain that to me. Why do you go by Skittles? Why don't you go by James or Jim? And explain that to me. What are you doing? I dropped my pencil on the floor somewhere in here. Hold on.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know he came in with a pencil.
Speaker 1:It was in my pocket. I got it. It's in my pocket again. Repeat the question. Yeah, so I'm wondering why you go by Skittles and you don't go by jim, james, jimbo or have any other nicknames, like what let me? Let me ask you where did skittles come from?
Speaker 2:where did yeah, have we've ever. Yeah, I don't think we've ever got the origin. Maybe we have, but I like to hear it again because it's been so long well, when I was growing up, the biggest rap star was eminem okay so that candy was taken oh, oh and butterfingers sounds gross, so I went with skittles.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, you obviously can't call yourself skittles, because would there be some sort of intellectual property thing with with with you know the makers of skittles? Because would there be some sort of intellectual property thing with with with you know the makers of skittles?
Speaker 1:yeah, mine shot two d's and a z oh, skiddles, yeah, okay, so that that's, how you skirt three ah so that's how you?
Speaker 2:oh, the z gives you the street cred. Yes, yeah, so that's how niggas?
Speaker 1:know me you can't say that, dude. You can't say that on the air you can't say that you can't. It's so fucking, so bad dude, dude, come on man like sorry well, where'd you? I like all colors? Where'd you learn that word by the?
Speaker 2:way. Where'd you even learn that? You're way too young to be saying that rap music, rap music, it's, it's, it's. Is that what I mean, like? Who are? Who are your biggest influences in rap, by the way? Besides eminem, because we've established that already, so who else?
Speaker 2:I would say, uh, marshall mathers the same same guy also sim shady, same same guy, it's eminem, that's eminem as well. And stan, that's, that's a character, that's an eminem thing too. So we've established eminem, eminem, eminem, eminem and stan, which was an eminem song. So who else, besides any eminem influenced derivative thing? That dr, dr, okay, okay, that's a different person, true, so?
Speaker 1:I love dr dr.
Speaker 2:No joke fist bump bro, hell, yeah. So you think you could like fuck, yeah. So if I give you like a West coast like Dr Dre Beat, would you be able to Rap to that right now, or yeah, I think I could probably do that. Okay, let me give you a second. Let me find a West coast, west coast, let me clear my mind for a second.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and clear your mind. Dude, cows and chickens, pigs that's what I like to do with my hands I'm good so.
Speaker 2:So just give me a little bit.
Speaker 1:So I'm doing this totally random off youtube wow, dr Dre type beat pops right up, that's awesome. Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Just go in whenever you feel like it.
Speaker 4:Can I have one?
Speaker 2:of those days? Wait, hold up. Why do you say that before every beat? It's one of those days. Are you trying to be Limp Bizkit, or what's the story with that? Do you like Limp Bizkit? No joke, when you were, when you were grounded we were john and I were asking about this, yeah.
Speaker 1:So why do you say yeah?
Speaker 3:well, everybody has a day and sometimes, yeah, one of those things.
Speaker 1:So one time I just want to hit my audience. Maybe they had one of those things. So one time I just want to hit my audience. Maybe they had one of those things and they can relate.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you're being relatable, yeah, oh, okay. Okay, I thought maybe you like Lip Biscuit and you're trying to kind of hone in on some of that, so I don't know, no, no, do you like Lip Biscuit?
Speaker 1:You can sit me next to Christina Aguilar and. Fred Dixon and talk to Al Gibb's head first.
Speaker 4:Remember that song? Yeah, m&m Okay. Yeah, m&m yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, so let's go ahead and I'll restart this and I'll let you do your thing. There we go.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. Did you ever have one of those days when your scented markers Just didn't have any scents anymore? What? All I want to do is smell blueberries.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:Maybe I should switch to red, go over here and get myself a little sweet red. My name is Skittles. I'll use the fucking marker. That's yellow right in the middle. It smells less like lemon. Here we are sitting here sucking on salmon. Wanna tell you one thing Can't wait till lunch. I'm into grapes. Wanna be here coloring on my picture of Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. I can't wait to hang this on the fridge back at my fucking house. My mom says I'm a good painter. Then my dad licked on her tank. What? Just go with it. Okay, I won't move. Let's go Give me that marker. Can you hear me? Don't hit site. Wanna hold back. See, that's pages Doing that shit. I'm the best color of all ages. They tell me I win. Give me super cool because I'll spin. That's what. I'll go to recess Because I'm the best. All right, that's the end of that beat. I'm done with this. That wasn't bad dude. That wasn't bad dude.
Speaker 5:That wasn't bad. It was a little rough around the show.
Speaker 2:You can tell it's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 1:You can tell it's been on the show and kind of threw that out there.
Speaker 2:But why did you want to talk about markers? How is sniffing markers relatable? Because I don't think a lot of people really do that per se. Do say do you remember those markers you had on like first grade and stuff that had smelled? Right, they smelled, but I didn't like exclusively sniff them or anything.
Speaker 1:It just brings me back to a good time, oh okay, so it's nostalgic for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, did you? Have you ever like sniffed anything else besides like markers, like glue or white out? Sometimes my fingers you're fearing to sniff your fingers.
Speaker 1:I do the uh, I do the test to see if I have to take a shower.
Speaker 2:Oh, so I rub the fingers. That's your barometer, yeah.
Speaker 1:I rub the fingers through my nuggets and then I fucking sniff them. That's your barometer. That is fucking gross. That's gross dude.
Speaker 2:You should be taking a shower like every day, Dude, like, oh man, you shouldn't be having some sort of barometer Skittles. I love you, but that is so fucking gross, you do kind of reek man. I actually I thought it was like leftover Wendy's, but I thought I know it's not me, I just took a shower. I thought it was like does somebody leave Wendy's in a hot car? Cause that's kind of what you smell like sorry.
Speaker 1:I had to ride in a hot car over here cause my mom's air conditioner in her car don't work, so let's just say there's moist down below. It's awesome there's moisture.
Speaker 2:You're a little moisture, a little moisture there. It's a humid day down in.
Speaker 1:South Beach. That is the best way I've ever heard that put dude. Yeah, usually I just tell people that, like you know, like my dick is Shrek now because he's king of the swamp.
Speaker 2:That was funny. What was that? Was that?
Speaker 3:a laugh. It was my laugh, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, right on, so Skittles any other influences besides A little?
Speaker 1:Snoop Dogg. Maybe Snoop Dogg's a good influence. Okay, tupac, pretty much like Death.
Speaker 2:Row. Okay, do you listen to Anything like recent, like Kedrick, lamar or Drake or anything like that, or? Um I don't know like you ever heard, like, not like us gets. You know, it's a big, it's a hot diss track. Kendrick lamar, he was at the super bowl. I believe. No, no, no, never, you never they just don't, they don't they don't resonate to you at all or no.
Speaker 2:Okay, like I'm old like humble humble's a really good song by kendrick lamar. Yes, no, no, no, okay, what about Okay? What about like Biggie Smalls? Do you like Biggie?
Speaker 1:Oh, in the Taurus BIG.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the Taurus BIG.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do like.
Speaker 2:Biggie. Okay, so if I give you let's give you like an East Coast type rap, would you indulge us in another?
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So let me, skittles, I might join you on this one. I might battle you, if that's okay, bring it on. Okay, we'll see, bud, I like the M&M picture.
Speaker 2:I'll go with this one. Now, bear with me, I don't know if this is good or not, so this is random. You can go first, by the way, too Okay if this is good or not.
Speaker 1:So this is random. You can go first, by the way, too.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:You remember one of those things where you're fucking, your mom doesn't make exactly what you want for breakfast and she burns your bacon? Me neither. I said, mom, I like two fucking eggs. She said, bitch, I like two fucking nigs. She said, bitch, shut up and run your legs back to your fucking table and sit on all fours. I said you, bitch, you can go out the door. She said what did you say? I'm not going to make you anything. I said, bitch, I'm going to smack you and make you sing. She's like Nah, you better not. I said You're the most beautiful woman that I fucking got I. She's like nah, you better not. I said you're the most beautiful woman that I fucking got.
Speaker 1:I don't want to get grounded again. I just want to be here hanging out with all my fucking friends Me, john Jay and the Boof and when I say we're coming back, we're doing rap moves. I just want to be in here. I want to put some sounds and rap music in your ear. I just want to tell you my story. I can't wait to go home and whack off because I'm horny. Okay, sounds pretty good.
Speaker 2:All right, jay, all right, you want to go out on this?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll do something, let me see. Okay, get it. Listen up, you little motherfucker Doing that shit, puss me up like a sucker. I'll fucking hit you back and I hit you in the chest doing that shit. Bitch, call the coast, I'm the best. Bring you with the two hits doing shit. Bitch, wanna hit you up. That's what you get motherfucker coming back. But you know, jay spits doing that shit, busted up diarrhea. Got the chance One to hit you with that, to doing that shit. But this bitch you know what I fucking do Wanted to hit you up, put something Busting with my whole crew. Motherfucker, bitch, when I say, fuck you, that wasn't bad Tay, I'm pretty happy with you. Maybe we can come up with A candy name for you too. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Nah, I'm good.
Speaker 1:That was kind of fun, that wasn't bad. Yeah, that wasn't bad. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't really a battle rap, it was just kind of you know, just kind of yeah you just got to collab A little.
Speaker 4:Collab A little collab.
Speaker 2:A little collab, that's all right. I mean, it was a little collaboration. You know Skittles featuring Jason, you know going back to the old days and stuff Skittles, who do you think is better? Do you think you're better than Jason? How do you rate your skills, as opposed to, say, somebody like Jay? Where do you rate yourself?
Speaker 1:This is a tough one.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm better. Oh, you're just straight up, but you're going to go. You didn't even have to think about it. I agree, I think he's better. Oh, you think Skittles is better than you. I think he's better, Okay. Okay, I thought Jay's flow was a little bit better. I thought Skittles was, I thought, your flow, I thought your rhymes were a little offbeat a little bit. But I've just been giving you just a little constructive criticism. You know that's, you know, just that's my opinion.
Speaker 1:Now.
Speaker 2:Sean's turn.
Speaker 1:What rap no, I don't rap no I, I I that's, I'm not gonna lie. I'm trying to get john to do it skittles. I don't rap.
Speaker 2:So you know it's like listen I, I, I will find you a beat. You guys could do your thing, but yeah, that's, that's not for me, sorry, but I appreciate it. I appreciate you uh wanting to hear what I have to say, but I don't I I don't.
Speaker 1:I'm just happy to be ungrounded for a while.
Speaker 2:I bet it feels good yeah, I bet it feels good to be out of the house. It sucks, man, like I felt like a prisoner. So so, like what do you got plans for the weekend? Because you know, like your, this is like your first week out, so the weekend is your first weekend. Well, do you got any big plans? You got to hit up any ladies?
Speaker 1:you know I'm saying me and the boys are gonna to get together and then we're going to go down to the local ice cream place. Okay, local ice cream Hit on a 16-year-old? What?
Speaker 2:the fuck. I don't think you're allowed to do that. I'm allowed to, are you how?
Speaker 1:old are you? Anyway, as long as I ain't sticking my winker in them, Skittles, how old are you?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's true. Me and john were kind of wondering how how old are you? You still live at home with your mom and I was. Always we were debating how old you were. So I just turned 20 last month. You just turned 20. Well, you can't be going hitting on 16 year olds at the ice cream store why the fuck?
Speaker 1:yeah, I don't know. Dude, I I think I can't say nothing because you're gonna get grounded for permanent when I was smashing sarah. I was like 18 dude, so no yeah, when I got pregnant I was 18 dude, so I got her dad threatened to put me in jail.
Speaker 3:So really yeah, I didn't know, that you didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he said, I didn't know that he goes if she's pregnant.
Speaker 1:I hope you don't mind fucking prison food you're going to prison, oh shit I didn't know that but he never did anything.
Speaker 2:Well, obviously, because you're still here, well, yeah, because he knows that.
Speaker 1:Uh, I would love prison, dude and we will emotional damage.
Speaker 2:You won't go there no, he, uh.
Speaker 1:he texted me yesterday dude actually, which I think is really cool on our anniversary, and he goes.
Speaker 2:Okay, I haven't talked to him in a long time, dude he's just such a good father-in-law dude.
Speaker 1:I love him as a father-in-law. He Let me see here I'll read what he wrote. He goes happy anniversary. I'm proud to call you my son-in-law. Oh, that's nice dude. Like no joke. He always brags to sarah about how like good I'm, like he's, how proud he is of me, um, how good I'm doing and uh, everything else and like, how, like turning the dj business around and how successful it is and stuff. Who's sarah?
Speaker 2:that's my wife dude yeah, it's his wife. It's actually, it's my cousin too, dude yeah it's his wife, it's actually my cousin too.
Speaker 1:Oh no shit, yeah Got any other cousins.
Speaker 2:I got plenty of cousins. Why you want me to hook you up with one? Yes, please. All right, let me make a few phone calls for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go. Well, I would say Sarah's sisters, but I don't think that's going to work out. You'd have a better chance with Bill Clinton. I'm just kidding Fucking baseball dude. Yeah, dude, chelsea Clinton, chelsea Clinton, that's a tall order, dude. You have a better chance with Bill.
Speaker 2:Oh man, dude Skittles, have you ever felt the warm embrace of a woman?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I hug my mom all the time.
Speaker 2:That's not what I meant. I meant, like you know, have you ever had one touch your peepee? Yeah, what he said, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like have you ever had one touch your fucking peepee and stuff? Have you ever?
Speaker 2:fucked a woman.
Speaker 1:No, sadly not at all. No, so you're a virgin. Don't say it so loud, sorry.
Speaker 2:There's nothing ashamed about it. You're just saving yourself for the right woman.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I guess.
Speaker 1:That's what losers say.
Speaker 2:I mean, you're not a loser, Come on man. You're like a prominent up-and-coming rapper. That's true, see, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I don't see how any woman To be honest, dude, I wish I would have kind of waited until I got married and stuff. Don't get me wrong, dude, getting my dick wet was fun, but I applaud you dude.
Speaker 2:See, look, yeah, see, look, dude fuck dude.
Speaker 1:I had a kid by the time. I was your age, dude, so yeah there you go man life was a lot different.
Speaker 2:Oh, well, you're not really. I did whatever I wanted you're free to do whatever.
Speaker 1:That's kind of a shitty dad.
Speaker 2:I did whatever I wanted, yeah so at least you don't got a little little mini skittles running around so, speaking of which dude, like I know, you talk about your mom all the time.
Speaker 1:Dude like, do you have a dad or what's going on with?
Speaker 2:that's a good question. Yeah, what about your?
Speaker 1:dad. Well, when skittles was about four, his uh, he left, he took off. I thought this was going to go somewhere else I haven't seen him since.
Speaker 2:You haven't seen him since you were four years old.
Speaker 1:No, I haven't talked to him.
Speaker 2:Does he ever send you like birthday cards? Nothing.
Speaker 1:Do you?
Speaker 2:miss him. I don't remember him. You don't remember him, do you?
Speaker 1:miss them, I don't remember them.
Speaker 2:You don't remember at all, huh.
Speaker 1:No, I don't remember them at all. Okay.
Speaker 2:It just sucks. Do you get upset when your mom dates at all? Or like does your mom bring boyfriends home? Does that upset you?
Speaker 1:No, because she helps me go to bed, bed, gets me in my jammies and then tucks me in and reads me a bedtime story before her and her her date hang out for a while.
Speaker 2:Oh they're. You know they're probably fucking right I don't want to talk about it. I wouldn't either, dude to be honest, yeah, I mean well, sounds like a sore subject. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry for bringing that up actually.
Speaker 1:I should have done it. That's all you know. It is what it is right, skittles yeah.
Speaker 2:Skittles, do you have any cats or dogs or any other companions, animal companions that could keep you? I have two cats, two cats. Okay, I have cats too.
Speaker 1:Uh, uh, names, what are the names ebony and ivory ebony and ivory it perfect.
Speaker 2:My mom called them that one's black, one's white.
Speaker 1:Oh I, I could see that yeah yeah, but ebony's a white one, ebony's the white one. My mom was confused.
Speaker 2:Uh, I mean, does that get confusing after a little while? Called the white one emedy and the ivory not, really not.
Speaker 1:If you, if you're not used to it, like if you're used to it if you come over to the house you're fucking up all day, yeah I, I would fuck that up. So that sounds like a good start to a song. Give her one of those days where your cats are named opposite me. Neither but that one, I'd have to say yes, I do. I could give you a beat for that if you want to. Where?
Speaker 2:your cats are named opposite Me, neither but that one. I'd have to say, yes, I do. I could give you a beat for that if you want to talk about it.
Speaker 4:Sure Okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Got red bottoms on.
Speaker 1:You ever have one of those days where your cat's names are opposite, because your mom's a goof, says Ebony and Ivory. People keep on fucking reminding me that one's black and one's white and their answer's all wrong. And they're not all right. Their names are wrong here. I said what the fuck is going on here? Can't you name the white one, ivory, and the other one Ebony? These are just my family. These are my two little, fucking little kiddies. You got my little boogers, got my little snooki, snooki, snookers. I love my little whiskers. That's it. I don't know. I can't rap on this.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking about my cats, okay I mean, you get a little emotional when you think about your, your kitties. I love my cats. Yeah, I could tell in your voice that you get a little choked up. You know it's kind of a sore subject, can't you? So you love them that much, huh.
Speaker 1:I do, that's good. That's good. They're getting old.
Speaker 2:Oh, how old are they? One's 11, the other one's 13. That is pretty old for a cat. Yeah, okay. Have you had like any other animals besides cats or dogs, like birds or gerbils or anything like that?
Speaker 1:No, no, just cats gerbils or anything like that. No, no, just cats, just cats. Okay, mom won't let me get anything else, okay, and when they pass away, I'm gonna listen to every breath. You take my puff, daddy, okay that's a good song.
Speaker 2:So we're uh, we're getting close on time, though I I mean Skittles. Is there anything else you want to talk about?
Speaker 1:No, not really. My mom's been messaging me. She says I got to go. Oh, okay, she's like, I brought you in. We're in a hot car, you know it.
Speaker 2:So your mom's been out there the whole time again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we live a little bit away, dude. We live a little bit away, dude, we live a little bit away. Oh, she could have came in here or came inside. No, because last time somebody talked about coming inside my mom, I didn't really appreciate it. That wasn't me. Yeah, that would be pretty rough dude, I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, I mean she could have made herself at home here if she did have to sit in the hot car. So next, made herself at home here and she did have to sit in the hot car. So next time you're here she you could invite her in and you know we can hang out and stuff. So she could just like sit out in the living room or something watch tv while you're in here with us.
Speaker 1:That'd be cool for sure she'd like that. I mean, at least it's cooler in here than it is outside.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, home's gonna suck yeah, yeah, so so you, so I take it. Uh, you gotta get going then okay, I gotta roll you gotta roll all right, dude.
Speaker 1:Well, that's cool man. I understand, get going whatever you gotta do. So I just want to say thank you guys for having me on again.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad to be on grounded and, uh, I can't wait to see more of you skittles.
Speaker 1:We'll definitely have you around more well, as long as I don't do anything stupid, I'll be fine, that's good.
Speaker 2:Like, don't be stealing no more nickels out of your mom's purse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah definitely don't fucking do that at all, dude. We yeah, we understand how bad that happened last time, dude that didn't work out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we haven't seen you in like what four months or so, so it's been. It's been a while it's been a while yeah all right been a while. Yeah, All right guys.
Speaker 1:Bye, see you guys later. All right, bye, skittles, fist bumpies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fist bumps, all right Okay.
Speaker 1:Fist bumps. All right, there you go. Dude, hey, have a good day. Dude, take a shower. Dude, you stink. I will Okay, later later see you guys. Bye, he fucking steak man, it was pretty rough. I was like dude. I guess that it's about like, at least you're across the desk.
Speaker 2:I guess I'm over here right beside you, yeah, so it's like it's about like somebody left wendy's out in a hot car, but uh, it was good having skittles um.
Speaker 1:You know what I like about that time though we still got three minutes yeah, we still got because we did uh, because we had skittles on today, so we didn't have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we didn't do. There's no skit today because we had, we had skittles, you know, uh, do his thing thing for us. Uh, he's a little rusty, I could kind of tell you know, a little rough around the edges. I think one thing we didn't talk about that's huge. Okay, hulk hogan passing we haven't talked about that yet. No, oh yeah, dude, it's been kind of tough to keep track of everybody dude, there's so many people dying like it was just ridiculous.
Speaker 1:The fucking hulkster, the hulk hogan, died. Yeah, a lot of people were like he's racist and shit.
Speaker 2:I'm like I mean he is a piece of shit, but it's like I'm not going to celebrate people's deaths.
Speaker 1:I'm not that big of an answer Well, not only that, dude, you have to give dude credit for what he did for wrestling back in the day. Oh yeah, I could totally separate the man from the I'm going to say straight up I don't know if there would have been as big of a following of wrestling if you did not have Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2:Hulk Hogan was the wrestler of the 80s, the yeah, he oversaw the biggest boom period outside of, like the late 90s.
Speaker 1:Everybody was a Hulk. You don't see any other goddamn wrestlers on fucking gremlins, mr Mom.
Speaker 5:Or not. Mr Mom, mr Daddy, suburban Commando.
Speaker 2:No other wrestlers were on fucking rocky. He was like that first cultural, significant icon, cross-generational icon of professional wrestling. You know where he could do movies? You know then wrestling like he was that first cross how many played the same character every time? That is true, but you know uh what a nice place to live but. I wouldn't want to visit uh, yes, actually I've always, I always really liked this hollywood hulk hogan work oh with the nwo.
Speaker 2:I always thought that was such a significant fucking you know turn of events where Hulk Hogan was a bad guy which you never saw and then if you watch, if you look at Dead or Alive, one of the characters in that was based off of Hollywood Hogan.
Speaker 2:Oh, really, one of the wrestling characters oh, okay, okay, okay was based off of hollywood hogan you know he was already kind of hated down south anyway because you know he represented, you know wwf, you know he's from the north, you know he's from stanford, connecticut. He represented that. So he was already getting like really lukewarm receptions down south anyway. It was such a really good idea to fucking turn him bad because that just fucking spurred a whole new boom. He was responsible for two booms of wrestling. So you have to give it to him for his cultural significance to to wrestling he oversaw.
Speaker 2:He had one of the biggest arms 26 inch pie let me tell you, dude, I got the biggest pythons in wrestling brother 26 inch pythons Dude, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1:It's like the size of a fucking small young guy's waist, fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So we would be Hardly missed if we didn't mention the Hulkster and you know him passing. It's like these things happen in threes. They say so I Hope there ain't no more. So you never know at this point that we talked about ozzy last week and now we have to talk. We talked about how kogan. I should have mentioned that right off the rip, but I actually forgot all about it. To be honest with you.
Speaker 1:No, dude. I'm glad you brought it up, because because do we could have? We could have possibly talked about it last week, but last week I think we were. Yeah, I was. It was the day ozzy died yeah so we talked about it then and uh, and then the next day, yeah, the next day.
Speaker 2:So we're we're a week behind on every current event. So so, by the time you listen to this, it's always, it'll always be like a weekend, so it'll be a week and a half by the time you hear this. So well, with that said, we are out of time.
Speaker 1:So so, jay, any final thoughts before we take off no, just like to say thank you to everybody for listening. Um, no, joke, had a great fucking anniversary. So I'm, you know, I love my wife and I'm really happy to be, with her and then, uh, thank you to cadence and everybody yeah, thank you to all yeah tony, thank you for letting us know that things weren't playing right. That pissed me the fuck off, man, because we didn't. I I honestly. I just thought we ran out of time.
Speaker 2:No, I had no clue. It's because I don't know? It's because, like I hit, I hit, you know the fucking, you know publish, but like either a like it fucking doesn't go through, and it says, oh okay, you're cool, and then I'm like it doesn't go through and it says, oh okay, you're cool, and then I'm like it doesn't. So it's something with the feed, I don't know. I'm going to wait until I'm going to check Spotify that night and make sure it actually goes through, because we can't be having that. So, whatever, that's my fault. So I'm going to fire myself. So this is going to be every'm gonna fire myself. So this is only good. This is gonna be every day with jay. This is so. This is my last show.
Speaker 1:I have to come over to john's house and record my own podcast, record my own show, just to teach me shit, not to teach him how to do it.
Speaker 2:But, yeah, big thanks to everyone who's been listening. Uh, new listeners, I know we've got an influx of new listeners, so we appreciate you guys who have just come aboard. We hope you enjoy the ha-ha-has and all that shit, so yeah, so hopefully you stick around and if you don't, well, go fuck yourself. So that's the way it is.
Speaker 1:Thank you to Skittles too, yeah thanks, skittles.
Speaker 2:They are special guest, skittles. Thank you to his mom for bringing him here. It's great that he's on Grounded and hopefully we see more of him. So, with that being said, we'll see you guys next time on, john, I am John Brixner and I'm Jason Scherger. We'll see you guys next time Later, guys. Bye-bye.