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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 181: Earworms & Eyerolls
Remember when your musical taste knew no boundaries? When your Discman would jump from ICP to Britney Spears without missing a beat? This episode is a love letter to that chaotic musical era that shaped us.
We kick things off with some seriously infectious earworms—Thumpasaurus's "Struttin'" and Ween's "Boys Club"—songs that plant themselves in your brain and refuse to leave. These quirky, catchy tunes lead us down memory lane to our guiltiest musical pleasures from the late 90s and early 2000s.
The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as we revisit our teenage obsessions with Insane Clown Posse's "Riddle Box" album and Bloodhound Gang's irreverent catalog. We reflect on a time when MTV's TRL would showcase Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Enrique Iglesias "Bailamos" in the same hour—a musical diversity that seems increasingly rare in today's algorithm-driven world.
Gaming enthusiasts will appreciate our deep dive into College Football 26, where we break down the gameplay challenges, Road to Glory mode, and how this latest installment captures the authentic college football experience. From high school recruitment to dodging Nebraska's defense as an Ohio State quarterback, the game delivers an immersive and surprisingly difficult challenge.
Film buffs aren't left out either, as we share our thoughts on the new Superman movie (spoiler: it's better than Man of Steel) and the profound impact of finally watching Schindler's List. We wrap things up by exploring some outstanding female-fronted metal bands that deserve more recognition.
Whether you're looking to rediscover the soundtrack of your youth or find some new music to add to your playlist, this episode bridges past and present with equal parts nostalgia and discovery. Drop us a comment with your own musical guilty pleasures—we promise not to judge!
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Speaker 2:Comedy Skits, random bullshit. Tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day. And it's my day. This is our day, and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on. You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's Every Day with Jon and Ajay. Let's rock.
Speaker 1:What's up?
Speaker 3:Yo, welcome to yet again another edition. It's Every Day with Jon and Jay, and you're here today. We're glad you're here because we got stuff to talk about and it's probably going to be a combination of movies, metal music and crannies. No, maybe not tonight.
Speaker 2:No, it's whatever he just said.
Speaker 4:Yeah, why is?
Speaker 3:the train.
Speaker 2:Okay, so getting on to. Write it to the rip here Okay, so what I need you to look up is Strutton by Thumpasaurus.
Speaker 3:I've heard this song. I love this fucking. Is that the song you use for your dog? Yes, dude, that was hilarious Now listen to this song's lyrics.
Speaker 2:We need to listen to the whole song. It's so good. I love this fucking song. I fucking love this song.
Speaker 3:Your dog is hilarious, by the way.
Speaker 2:My, my, she's got allergies, and summer sucks so bad. She looked uncomfortable, she was.
Speaker 5:I thought it was Primus at first.
Speaker 4:Dude his ass is hanging out.
Speaker 3:Dude, I love the old-timey rag piano.
Speaker 2:Why have I not heard about this? I love this song. It's called Struttin' by Thumpasaurus Dude. This dude's awesome. I've never seen the video dude, so this is the first time I've seen the video. Here's my struttin' doop-a-doop, Struttin' my way on over to you.
Speaker 6:You like my struttin', I like his too. Struttin' my way on over to you Too. Like this is the best song ever, I'm out. This is the best song ever. Thank you, dude. I'm so into catchy as fuck.
Speaker 2:It's so good, listen to the best song ever. Thank you, dude, I'm so. Isn't it catchy as fuck? So good, listen to the lyrics, though. You can check out my butt, I think. He says I want to go for a strike. You can check out my butt, dude. It's funnier now.
Speaker 3:Is this song just about him just waving his dick around at people?
Speaker 6:It's basically what it sounds like Just strutting and str Strutting and got nowhere to be. I'm pretty fine, just walking with you. Hold your hand while you whistle that tune. Tell you what, if you like my strut, I'll walk on ahead and you can look at my butt, objectify, but don't cross the line. But you can be bad when you strut. No time Cause I strut that thing just like a cock. Show them kids up and down the block, flash your feathers and walk on by. You're strutting with me. Let's strut somewhere everybody can see and next to you, filled up with pride, we go boom, boom, side to side. Day one I'm in love with you strut. Day two I'm in love with you strut. Day three I'm in love with you, strut. And guess what? I'm in love with you, strut. Day one I'm in love with you, strut. Day two I'm in love with you strut. Day three.
Speaker 2:I played this at.
Speaker 3:Smokey's Tavern. Oh, I was just about to ask if you played this at Smokey's.
Speaker 2:This is the song I played at Smokey's the first time. That is awesome.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's usually you know the first time I heard it I thought it was Primus, but there was no goofy, there was no like lickety bass line in it, another one of my favorite songs to play at bars. At bars with the fucking Ween Girls Club. I think we've played this before, but we'll play it again because it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:I love this song Jesse Weber this goes out to you Girls Club Club, boys Club. No, it's out to you Girls Club, club, boys Club. No, it's Boys Club, not Girls Club Boys Club. There it is. I love this song, dude, so much. I'm playing with the weed. I love ween, dude.
Speaker 3:I always think of Pat it's Pat when I hear this or hear ween Boys.
Speaker 4:Club.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the dude's voice. I play this at bars too, to fuck with people and they're like what the fuck is this? I'm weighing with the weed this is a great like commercial, like thing, dude. This would have been a good intro song for us for our podcast. I know, right, dude.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna tell you what these songs?
Speaker 2:get in your fucking head they're earworms.
Speaker 3:They're big earworms, man.
Speaker 2:Think of the future, think of the past. Go on out and get a nice piece of ass at Boys Club. Okay, so another one I want to throw out there, music-wise, that I've been listening to a lot.
Speaker 3:Chase is just getting his earworms out of his head.
Speaker 2:Oh man, so you can. Jace is just getting his earworms out of his head. Oh man, so you could all? Okay? So, dude, I'm gonna ask you this. Dude, I think we should play each of our favorite songs from this group, and I know you know this group really well. I just showed my daughter this group. Okay, I showed her two groups actually, so we're gonna talk about two of them, okay, first one's icp. I showed kendall in what ic ICP is. She's like dude, she goes like this. She goes what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3:It's the best thing ever I love.
Speaker 2:ICP, me too.
Speaker 3:It's that guilty pleasure that you don't let it all feel bad. We listened to the whole album of Riddle Box dude.
Speaker 2:It's the best album in my opinion. I love that and Grey Malenko.
Speaker 3:Grey Malenko Yep, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:So what's your favorite song from ICP? If you could choose any fucking song, oh boy and this one goes out to my brother dude, my brother Dude. One thing that made me really respect ICP a little bit more was watching fucking Steve rap every goddamn lyric while we were on, I would say the. Nedden game. Dude sounds like we got to listen to the Nedden game. I have mine as well. Got to listen to the Nen game. I have mine as well. Let's listen to the whole Nen game. Yeah, and we can laugh.
Speaker 6:Let's meet. Contestant number one.
Speaker 2:These guys' lyrics were so fucking good.
Speaker 5:Women love his sexy smile.
Speaker 6:Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?
Speaker 2:I like your first top thing right there. Yeah, you see, that I saw that my favorite place to deliver milk to the niggas. Let's see.
Speaker 5:Well, I'd have to think about it.
Speaker 3:This is the kind of music that I blast in my car.
Speaker 2:This is Malenko dude? Yeah, fuck you. Hurry up dude. Yeah, yep, and tell her fuck you.
Speaker 3:Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I want spaghetti.
Speaker 5:I pitch her lubey ass and tell her get the food ready. Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed. I'll have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips. It's intertie. We're hearing grace from your mother. I pull a 40 out of Pulsum for your little brother. You spin her stairs as your sister. I'll tell you this, you know for only 13.
Speaker 6:She got some big tits.
Speaker 5:That's so fucked up who would do stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Rap about young girls. I don't know who would do that. Keep that in mind. You weren't the first ones to do it. I try to hump her till I knock in my underwear. Know who would do that? Keep that in mind. Yeah, keep that in mind for later. You weren't the first ones to do it. Yeah, keep that in mind for later. I try and hump her until I knock in my underwear.
Speaker 6:Now let's meet contestant number two.
Speaker 3:I've never blasted against my car as a teenager.
Speaker 6:Who works?
Speaker 4:for the Dark Carnival, he says. Women call him stretch nuts.
Speaker 2:Women call him stretch nuts. I'd say on Great Malinko, my favorite song is how Many Times? That's my favorite song and that's actually a logical, decent, not ICP-ish song.
Speaker 5:First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a richy bitch. Yo fuck you. But if I did, I'd probably show you that. I care but all these other motherfuckers outta here. I go through your phone book and watch them all and if I could test it, number one, I'd break his fucking teeth. Ain't anyone who looked at ya would have to pay. I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day. I got the titties and stretchers on my face.
Speaker 3:I just like the sound effects they used and stuff. Does Jen like? So what was her? What was Kendi's reaction Like? Did she just like? This is dumb. Oh yeah, she's like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:is this.
Speaker 3:Dude I love exposed like Gen Z or whatever she's in and just totally fucking ruin their world because this is this, this shit was actually. I mean, I don't know like. Did you admit listening to this as a kid like now, we could say it now and be like oh yeah, when I was 15 I was all about me too, but I used to collect all their albums and shit yeah, the joker cards and all that shit ring
Speaker 2:master tunnel of love. Oh, dude, oh, you know what I like, okay. So when listening to them, as an adult, you can appreciate icp and I know that's kind of weird to say because there's there are fucking but if you listen to their lyrics and stuff, they're like they don't give a fuck if you're hot or you're not, or you're you're fat, ugly, smell. They don't give a shit man, they're equal opportunity.
Speaker 3:Fuckers is what it is, um, which I think is really cool remember that eminem diss they did back in the day we used to listen to it at mcdonald's listening to fucking.
Speaker 2:uh, give it back to j, to Jay was sucking it better yeah.
Speaker 5:Give it Back to Jay is sucking it better.
Speaker 2:What about Jay? What about Jay? My favorite song is A Little Something Something. A Little Something Something, Yep, A Little Something Something. There it is Yep. Second one I love the beginning to it. This is my all-time favorite ICP song and me and my brother a couple weeks ago were blaring ICP on the golf course while we were playing and this came on. I turned it all the way up on my speaker. Stop playing dumb, you busy cop this is so nostalgic man I used to jam this in my car when I had the system.
Speaker 3:Holy fuck just even looking at the album cover with that little advisory sticker at the bottom.
Speaker 5:It's like core memories right here. I like the toy box.
Speaker 4:I love this album.
Speaker 5:Now we listen to that too. Look at this toy.
Speaker 4:You might even stink a bit.
Speaker 2:I we listen to that too, like look at this toy. You might even stink a bit, I don't mind that. Yeah how many times is probably one of my faves, because it's like a real one. How many times will you honk the horn and say fuck you Now. What the fuck does that? Do you feel better? Now, I didn't let you pass. Now, how about I stop in my car and beat your fucking ass? Dude, they're like their lyrics, magnets. What do they do? But okay, another one.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 2:That I showed my daughter. That's kind of not as obscure as ICP but I think very underrated when it comes to pop, punk style, skateboard style-esque music, the bloodhound gang oh fuck, yeah, dude. I showed her that. And guess what? Yeah, I played chasey lane. That's the best song, man, dear chasey lane.
Speaker 3:I wrote my favorite song is hell yeah, dear chasey, the ballad of chasey. Late yep, the ballad of chasey lane. Now I'll show the Ballad of Chasey, dear Chasey Laid. Now show them them titties. I wrote to explain.
Speaker 2:So me and Billy went to Sunday. We went golfing at Sycamore Hills and we went to Applebee's over in Fremont, okay, and I played on tits, yeah, because it was the only one I could play, they wouldn't let any other ones go. And Because it's the only one I could play, they wouldn't let any other ones go. And then I like Candy List. No one of the best ones is a lap dance. It's so much better when it's for the show.
Speaker 3:Oh no doubt.
Speaker 2:But if you're talking about real songs, hell yeah is my favorite one. Hell yeah, dude, I fucking love these guys. I'm going to straight up say it. Probably, along comes Mary, mary, mary.
Speaker 5:I like mope uniform.
Speaker 3:Charlie kilo fucking bam. Or jared was in the music video? Yeah, because he was always at the edit, they were always on his house.
Speaker 2:I hope you die, dude, check out. I Hope you Die Right down there at the bottom. This is really good, like the riffs and everything.
Speaker 3:This is so weird. One of the top comments is like weird people keep sending me this song on my birthday.
Speaker 2:What the fuck dude?
Speaker 6:You must die, I alone am best.
Speaker 2:Nobody gives these guys credit for the talent that they really have as a band.
Speaker 5:Because, dude, their music was so good.
Speaker 2:Hooray for Movies was really like the whole album, the whole album was great.
Speaker 1:It's amazing, live, live.
Speaker 5:Live Live.
Speaker 2:Live, live, live, live, live, yeah, these guys are awesome dude.
Speaker 3:Doesn't the bassist or one of the guitarists look like Fred Armiston from SNL? Yeah, I thought the same thing. I always think that when I see that they're bassist or guitar, one of the guitarists was like fred armiston from snl. Yes, I thought the same thing. I always think that when I see that their bassist or whatever I'm like, does that fred armiston?
Speaker 2:from, of course, the most popular song. You can see it on the right there. The bad touch was the number, the number one song.
Speaker 3:If you, uh, everybody, that's our age, yep, here it is you know, if you ever see, oh, it would kind of snowball off this. So on my facebook reels, somebody has like a channel where they say the top, the top 10 songs on trl on this date, in 2000, in 2000 or something.
Speaker 2:It is the greatest hodgepodge of different musical styles back then, like there wasn't just one type of no music blaring it was weird, because you had like Livin' La Vida Loca and then you had like you had Korn, lip Biscuit, bloodhound Gang.
Speaker 3:You would have like Jennifer Lopez, britney Spears, you know you would have. You would have like Edema. You would have like a whole hodgepodge of different Musical styles. Instead now it's all segregated.
Speaker 2:Thanks BLM, thanks BET, god damn.
Speaker 3:It was great.
Speaker 2:It was like we need a wet White entertainment television Wetbacks when it's Perry Tyler, perry Tyler.
Speaker 5:Tyler Perry sent the black man back.
Speaker 2:It's like Meet the peaches, it's not meet the browns, meet the peaches Because of the peach color. Right, I had to man, I'm sorry, because black people you always color browns. I don't know.
Speaker 3:Man I don't know the late 90s, early 2000s. It was such a great Corticopia of different musical styles.
Speaker 2:I think back then we accepted a lot more Because, like even me Now, like I love a lot of different music, but I have obviously Like back then, we dude, it was like Dude. I remember listening to Bailamos man, bailamos.
Speaker 5:Let the music take you down.
Speaker 2:Enrique Iglesias fucking dude, yeah, dude, dude. I liked hansen when it was, when they did run around, was it? The middle one was hot yeah, oh my god, I got posters and everything.
Speaker 5:Oh my god fucking quagmire.
Speaker 2:But like where's the love in that? Enough, dude. It was so good dude, like some of the songs back then. How, what was it like to become one from? Oh, I love that spice girl song, spice girls oh, get a little closer, baby, get it on.
Speaker 5:Get it on, because the night is the night where to become one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I need johnny spice what I make love to you. Fuck it. Uh uh, sporty, sporty dude. I'm telling you what I make, but they're yeah, baby those girls were like to me.
Speaker 2:They were good to me. They're like the beatles. They were really good together, but their solo projects were fucking phenomenal. Mel C's Mel C yeah, her solo project was really good.
Speaker 5:It's the only way to be.
Speaker 2:So on another note, on another musical note, dude, I'm going to show John what I bought this week and I'm so fucking excited it's on its way. I actually got an email today saying it's another whatnot purchase?
Speaker 3:oh, how do we doodly?
Speaker 2:dude oakley doakley's. Both their albums 45 dollars a piece.
Speaker 3:Uh special edition vinyl they're not together.
Speaker 2:They're not together anymore steve was telling me about it. Dang, also, I've been playing.
Speaker 1:Is that you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, those all-grade unis are hot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was Okay, so what I do?
Speaker 3:So what's your impressions of the game?
Speaker 2:I fucking love it so far.
Speaker 3:It looks good, it is harder, I'll say that.
Speaker 6:I got my first time out.
Speaker 2:I got Big Ten player the fucking week. Okay For all, dude it. Okay. So you Dude. You think you're going to come out and be a fucking stud right off the rip. Good luck.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Are you doing Road to Glory? I take it yeah.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 2:You start off in a whole high school season. That's cool that you can do the high school thing, so you do the whole high school season. The only problem is, I wish you could choose your colors. So I was the Tiffin Columbia, because I couldn't get the A or the N on the end because it was too long. Tiffin Columbia. Tiffin Columbia, cyclones Okay, well, that kind of works. And it was green and teal, or it was teal and dark green or something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so like nowhere near our colors Nowhere near. But what was really cool about it is that, depending on how good you play, of course, in high school will depend on whether you like what schools want you and offer you and shit like that. So you'd have certain things that you would have to do during a game in order to get these scouts to look at you or give you more points or offer you a contract, and it took me a little while, but the last game I finally got Ohio State to offer me and I was going to be riding the pine as third-string quarterback right off the rip because they're fucking stacked.
Speaker 2:So I was like, yep, fuck it, I want to be on Ohio State. I don't really care, I'll ride the pine, do my due diligence and just work my way up. Played for a while, Played for a while. Finally they gave me the battle. I had to go through the whole first year of being riding the pine, third string. Then my second year, they gave me a chance to battle it out. I beat the second string guy, so I got second string. But Now I beat the second string guy, so I got second string, but I couldn't beat the first string. Okay, Dude is so fucking hard. And then so I'm playing like at the end of games.
Speaker 4:Transfer bro.
Speaker 2:Nope, I didn't do it oh loyal.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 2:So they gave me another chance in a couple weeks after I fucked the first time up and they gave me the right, like you have to do the practice, like the different practices. So they'll choose practices and you've got to beat the other guy and score at that. Oh, okay, dude, they picked the skeletal pass, which is like my number one. So I'm like, yep, I'm going to beat the shit out of them at that. Then the other one was pocket presence, like where you've got to dodge, like these cannons, or shoot footballs, and you got to throw through a fucking target my second best. So I ended up getting first string. My first game was against Minnesota. It was like 42 to 7. It was like fucking blowout. I had six touchdowns, four passing, two rushing myself. And then the next game was against Nebraska. I got my fucking ass handed to me from Nebraska, dude. I'm like what the fuck, dude? Well, because when I finally got first string, jeremiah Smith isn't on our team.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's gone, so I think he might have entered the transfer portal, because the other guy fucking saying didn't take him to a championship or a bowl game oh, okay so and guess who's number one. You know, guess who's number one in the uh in the country in the current season.
Speaker 3:I'm in his first string, michigan michigan's number one in the country in the current season I'm in his first string of hosting Michigan's number one Boo, of course, yay.
Speaker 2:So, and you know what's kind of cool about getting that game? I got it from GameStop in Fremont, which is blasphemy, since I'm fucking used to working at a game store, but it was pretty cool. I got a pennant. I got a fucking college football 2026 pennant with a bunch of school like logos. Okay, okay, cool as fuck. Okay. So just really need to look look, it looks really good.
Speaker 3:It looks like it plays All right too. So I guess I really can't outside of my nitpicky shit that I said last week, which I really will, I won't reiterate will reiterate but you know, the only thing is they don't play across the field at all, that's.
Speaker 3:I think they only play it like on turnovers. They you know what they got, that you know. That's another thing you reminded me of, when the, when the team comes out, they don't play buckeye, battle cry, they play across the field. Yeah, so that is one thing they got. That's. That's a kind of a big, you know what really bugs me, dude?
Speaker 2:and I'm gonna say this dude, what really bugs me, dude, and I'm going to say this dude, what really bugs me about it? I fucking hate this and I know it's nitpicky, just like you said, yeah, when they're doing the fucking, when they're doing the, the script Ohio, uh, it's like fucking some hip hop rap song beat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they should have the regiment. Oh, I agree with you there.
Speaker 2:But, dude, do me a solid Look up. Ncaa 26 intro video, not the trailer. The intro video, holy shit, was this thing made great. Is this what they play Like when you're starting?
Speaker 3:up the game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh dude, it is fucking beautiful.
Speaker 3:Is this a reveal trailer?
Speaker 2:I want the intro video. Where the fuck's the intro? Oh, there it is. Yeah, click on that bitch. Oh, is it just a song? Oh, it's just a song. Oh, it's just a song. Oh, no, there are those video. Entering menu narration pop up. Do you have menu narration? No turn.
Speaker 4:Watch this dude.
Speaker 1:There's something in the air that's a good hype video, and you get Ohio State and you get to run through the tunnel as well.
Speaker 4:To Saturday Lights Chapel Hill.
Speaker 1:To Pasadena.
Speaker 4:It crackles down our spines. Tradition, tension.
Speaker 3:Roars that remind our rivals. That looks really good.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna lie, it's electric. It shocks our nerves and ignites a place where the ground shakes, but our pride doesn't we're our coach scheme.
Speaker 1:Playbook and character are unlike any other Playbook and character are unlike any other.
Speaker 4:There's something in the air. It builds us up.
Speaker 2:Breaks them down and gives the stadium a pulse. I have not mesmerized by it. Bills on pride. Jeremiah Smith, baby, what's crazy is they made it harder? Like stadiums really affect your guy? Yeah, like your team. That's sweet. You can't do audibles, no matter how many times you try. You can't hot route and you can't audible. Where the fuck if you're in an away stadium and the only way to shut that fucking crowd up is to make plays, and this one, they learn really fast what you do Because I'm a rollout guy. Ask, john, I'm a rollout guy. Yeah, you are. They bring them fucking linebackers around and fucking smack the shit out of me, dude. So bad, dude, it's frustrating or they'll force me to throw a pick, which really sucks Like thinking on your feet. So, no joke, I've kind of learned to stay in the pocket a little bit longer with this game. It's a lot. It's like fuck yeah, we got to take a break.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, we do You're going to listen to this and if you don't come back, I understand. But yeah, if you think ICP was bad with mentioning 13-year-old titties, well, you're in for a treat here.
Speaker 2:It's the itty-titty, shitty-gritty band.
Speaker 3:It's the itty-titty, shitty-gritty band. Yeah, listen to this and you'll see why Later, Later.
Speaker 1:Oh, I see you over there. Can't be older than ten. There's a yellow moon coming up tonight. Can't see me through the trees. I can't wait till you're all alone. Gonna get you on your knees.
Speaker 5:Little one get ready.
Speaker 1:Let's go behind a slide where nobody else can see. I'm gonna show you where the loving goes. Just follow me, baby, get ready.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1:You and me We'll go fishing in the park, hiding on our backs and count the stars when the cool grass grows.
Speaker 3:That's so out of context, down by the river In the fall moonlight grass grows.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's so out of context.
Speaker 1:Ah, down by the river in the fall moonlight Gonna bend you over, gonna fuck you right. We'll take it slow, little one. Stay in the whole night through until your parents come look for you. No, no this is so messed up, man. Spring's almost over and it's time for summer and I want to bang. You can sit over by the fucking slides and a couple of swings, baby, get ready Fucking background vocals.
Speaker 4:Get out of swings, Baby get ready Fucking background vocals, get out of here, don't matter, sit forever and the fish don't bite.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean Up in the river, all naked and shit. Let's fuck it right, baby get ready.
Speaker 5:Do the vocalized harmonies. Ooh yeah.
Speaker 1:You and me Going fishing in the park. Gonna lie in the back and I'll fucking punch your star With a cool ass pose. Down by the river In the pale moonlight, cause I wanna tell you You're the one that caught my sight. Just move it slow.
Speaker 1:We can take it slow. Stayed all night through. I can't wait to penetrate In. You and me, gone too far, lying on our backs and fucking your rusty stwood hill grass grows. Lay on that grass. You little bitch Down by the river in the pale moonlight Can't wait to bend you over and fuck you right. Just move it slow. I'll take it really slow.
Speaker 1:You bleed a lot you and me going fishing in the park Lying on my sack and counting the stars that cool grass grows. Just count them stars. Count down from ten Down by the river in the fall. Gonna fuck that ass. Gonna fuck it right, Just moving slow. I better go now.
Speaker 6:Yo, what's up. Welcome back to the best freaking podcast.
Speaker 1:It's Every Day with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 2:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on your dirt button you got that motherfucker now check it out. Hey, welcome back If you're still there you're still here. Movie note Itty Titty Skirt Band.
Speaker 3:I saw the new Superman movie and I fucking loved it. I heard it's really good. I loved it. It was awesome. Is it a perfect movie? No, no movie is. Do I have my nitpicks and gripes? Yeah, of course you know me, I'm always going to have them. But do I like this movie better than man of Steel? Uh-huh, 100% I think this movie is.
Speaker 2:Is it worth a watch? Would you watch it again?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I'm actually going to go to the theater. Well, I obtained the movie through other means I won't say how without the movie people coming after me, but I'm going to go see it.
Speaker 3:Lasers. I think this weekend I'm going to go see it at theaters because I liked it so much that I want to get the movie. And I don't say that often. People who know me know I don't like going to theaters. So this, this movie. There was parts in this movie where it got to me, because they used, they kind of did call, but it's almost like a ghostbusters thing where they they did call back what egon made his way into this, yeah dead ass egons in this movie too look when he's laying there calling his dog.
Speaker 2:It's egon, it shows up.
Speaker 3:Dude, what a crossover. Uh, cleveland as the backdrop for metropolis was surreal because they used cleveland a lot and a lot of you, if you're, if you're from cleveland or from ohio and you recognize cleveland landmarks, you're gonna to recognize a lot of Cleveland in this movie. And it's weird because there's a part where I'm like, holy shit, I'm there all the time and I see that all the time it was an RTA wasn't it, it was.
Speaker 2:You had to stop the RTA train from going off the track. It was in that area.
Speaker 3:It was in that area. I won't give spoilers. Or is it Tower City Around in area? I won't. I won't give a city around in that area. That's why I'm that I won't give spoilers. But there's a really poignant moment where superman does something and it's in that area. It's a home run. He hits a whole run. Well, they go there too for the guardians. They do, they go there. That's in the trailer, so you should probably already know, people should know that already. But they go to, you know, progressive field, jacob's field, but they like changed it all. It's the meteors. Meteors, which is cool, but uh, I think the guy they got to play superman, this david corn sweat guy, was really good. I mean obviously. No, I think, in my opinion, and no one will ever be chris reeve. You know, that's just the way it is didn't?
Speaker 2:chris reeve's dad was the original superman, wasn't he? Uh, there wasn't. I don't. Are they related? I thought they were.
Speaker 3:Maybe they're not chris free's son makes a cameo in this new one as like, a reporter dude, please tell me he's in a wheelchair. No, he's not dude. Here's the south park dude. If you want a funny south park, watch the uh dude. If you want a funny south park, watch the uh uh. We're about the uh stem cells, where christopher reeves sucks like dead baby's blood out of a fetal and he becomes more powerful. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, christopher reeve was the best dude.
Speaker 3:He was just um without I think this Reeve was the best dude he was just Without, I think this movie. Crypto was the star of this movie. I think it was smart to incorporate Crypto because you can market the fuck out of that, and Crypto was not just some cuddly mascot. The dog had a lot of roles in this movie that were actually important. Actually, and honestly, I always rant and rave about marvel movies, how they all they do is they just set up movies to the next one, and this movie did that. Yeah, obviously this is the first movie in a new marvel or a dc cinematic universe, um, but I feel that they didn't go overboard. Now, the side characters were there Because you had Guy Gardner, green Lantern, you had Hot Girl, you had Mr Terrific, which I feel Mr Terrific was great in this movie If you're into the DC world.
Speaker 2:George Reeves, george Reeves. So there's.
Speaker 3:Reeve, reeve and Reeves Right, or something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Reeve and Reeves.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, or something like that yeah, reeve and reeves, yeah, um, but they, but james gunn, knew exactly what he was doing with this movie. He, he was able to, and I like the movie and I will get not too many spoilers. This movie didn't give you the typical reboot where they have to retell you the origin story. No, will, let you go right into it, just like in the batman, like the, the movie the batman, there was no bet. You, you know batman's backstory. A lot of these filmmakers now are like okay, you know spider-man, you know batman, you know superman, you don't need the backstory, you know what their backstory is. So this movie just starts up right in a story and I and they kind of give you some text to kind of that's risky because you know you could get lost pretty easily in the narrative if you're really not really not knowing what to look for. But I think it works really well because this just picks up a few years into Superman being Superman, just like the Batman was the Batman a few years into being Batman. So Superman's young and he's kind of.
Speaker 3:You know there's funny moments and people will cringe kind of at some of the funny the quote unquote comic moments. But it works and it doesn't overstay its welcome. But the heartfelt moments that make Superman movies good are there. There's serious tones, there's really good themes and it works. Do I wish they?
Speaker 3:I think that I kind of wish they would have toned down the ha-ha funny stuff, because there's one-liners in here that just made me go, just kind of made me roll my eyes, and I'm just like I'll give one liners in here that just made me go, oh, just kind of made me roll my eyes, and I'm just like like I'll give one, I'll give one here. So they're like so, guy, garner the green lantern's like oh yeah, we're called the justice gang and hawk girl's like we're not calling ourselves that. I'm like, haha, get it, because they're gonna be the justice league and it's like that. That joke ran through the whole film and it kind of got on my nerves a little bit. But that's just one, one thing, but otherwise it it's a pretty good movie. It's two hours long and it really didn't feel two hours. So I give it a solid eight, eight out of ten. You know what? I watched a new movie too. What's that?
Speaker 2:over. It's not new, but it gives me a whole nother respect and I can't believe it took me this long to fucking watch it. It was a phenomenal fucking movie, but it's three hours fucking long. Okay, schindler's List.
Speaker 3:Oh God, yeah, the movie is so sad. I've never seen it. Did you watch the whole thing?
Speaker 2:Yes, I did.
Speaker 3:Dude movie is so sad I've never seen it. Did you watch the whole thing? Yes, I did, dude, did you get?
Speaker 2:super uncomfortable with the majority of that movie. Yeah, oh yeah, they're just dude.
Speaker 3:It showed everything it showed everything but liam neeson killed that. Yes, yeah, he won the academy award. There's a reason why he won that academy award for that movie that movie was fucking ungodly.
Speaker 2:It was amazing and I didn't realize the dude that played Gandhi was in it. He played his manager of his warehouse.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But what a great movie. I used to have it on Blu-ray and DVD and I never watched him. I just was like, oh, I have Schindler's List, whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 3:That movie makes you feel man Makes you feel a way.
Speaker 2:That's like I said, that boy with the striped pajamas dude, you need to watch that shit. Did you watch it? No, oh my God, if you have Schindler's List, boy with the striped pajamas dude, you're not leaving there with no tears in your eyes. Right, it's a great fucking. I love those movies, though. I love World War II like Nazi like I love the glorious bastards.
Speaker 2:Those period peace films. Yes, I love them because they intrigue me, because I also I also like I don't love slavery, but I like the slavery movies like django and shit like that, because you can see the sign of the times and how realistic these directors and things go when it comes to these movies. Like hey, you know what was it I think we were talking about it in Django like where Leo DiCaprio was having a hell of a time trying to say the N word and fucking Sam Jackson's like hey, hey, quit being a bitch, pretty much and just say it, you know. And then he came in, didn't talk to anybody and all of a sudden gave the performance of a lifetime right, like just, it's hard, dude, you know, like I say n-word every once in a while just for fun and shits and gigs, but just yeah to be able to just continuously do it like I don't say it to ever belittle anybody.
Speaker 3:I would never, ever do that it's like a toddler what a toddler says the f word yeah, you don't you don't know, it's not supposed to say that, but it makes you laugh you know.
Speaker 2:What's funny is, though, but when somebody laughs, I want to do it again, because I'm just like a toddler?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, penis size and all yeah, I wasn't going to go there.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I totally went there the other day. Dude, I was at work and a buddy of mine was like man, I had a rough night last night. I said I'm sorry, dude, he goes. No, it's good. Me and the wife banged twice last night. I was like well, me and the wife haven't scheduled our fuck sesh yet, so I don't know when my next time is. They're like that sounds horrible. I said yeah, but me and my wife we work two different schedules. She works third shift and she gets off after I leave for work and me I work first shift. So we don't have a lot of time we have to schedule. Plus, I run a business.
Speaker 3:I'm looking at buying another business, which there's a little bit of uh, I kind of just let her dictate, dictate what and where, because I just whatever, whatever it usually you don't. Usually it's not too bad still, so it's like I don't really have to beg for it. So I don't either.
Speaker 2:So that's good, I mean at this point in my life. It's like like sarah doesn't shoot me down like she used to dude, it's just like, yeah, it's, it's you know, last time I fucking hate.
Speaker 3:Well, I can read, I can, I can read jesus, I did, dude, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2:I, oh my God, I'm going to fucking go into details. I'm going to say this straight up Last time, dude, because we don't have sex all the time. Most of the time it's blowjobs, which are fucking phenomenal, so I'm cool with that. But when we have sex, dude, it is off the charts, animalistic, caveman behavior, to where I'm like I put one leg up on the bed, my other legs on the floor, I'm fucking grabbing her fucking hair, yanking her neck back, and I'm like like, fucking dude, like I'm in a boat and she's got the only motor that's going to get me back to shore.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Come on, lawnmower, you start, start, damn you. Oh, prime button, my bad, yeah, the prime button.
Speaker 3:I'm getting slightly glumped over here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm getting turned onumped over here. Yeah, I'm getting teared off Little chubby.
Speaker 2:But yeah, no, I Fucking, but no, I don't know, it's all good, she's just I don't know. Our relationship is so much better than it ever was.
Speaker 3:I must say I wish your wife could give me a blowjob. I'm just throwing that out there, that's awesome man. I'm just throwing that out there, that's awesome man. I'm just yeah, that's awesome man. Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2:over there. Well, you can't have her, but you can go for her mom if you want. Oh, okay.
Speaker 5:She's single. Oh Jesus, dude.
Speaker 3:You just had to take it there, didn't you? Yes, I did?
Speaker 2:Ew, yes, I did. I always joke with her saying that, but I, yeah, I couldn't bang her mom dude. No, sorry, she's not. She's nice that she cooked. The one thing that would lock me in with linda, and I'll say this straight up, is that she's got a fucking dude. She cooks so well. I'm like dude, just make me whatever you want, I'll fucking yeah, I'll eat it.
Speaker 3:I'll eat anything.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'll rail you, I'll rail you.
Speaker 2:Make me that hot dog pizza you make, and I'll fucking give you A hot dog pizza. Yeah, she puts Hot dogs on pizza and it's really fucking good, that sounds good. It is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3:That sounds amazing. I never even thought Of hot dog on a pizza.
Speaker 2:Oh, so good, dude and Sarah Hates hot dogs.
Speaker 4:But she loves them. Sarah would be like.
Speaker 2:I hate that. But then her mom makes it and she's like mmm, it's so good, full of shit. But yeah, no, we, yeah, dude, fucking went animalistic and she told me the other day she goes listen, they're out of my birth control for right now. So the next three weeks are probably going to be blowies. I was like, oh darn, oh no, not blowjob, not your amazing dome game, because they're don't. I'm not gonna lie, dude, I've had. I've had some beaters that were just like do you know what you're doing down there?
Speaker 2:yeah, you know you just got to put in your mouth and go in and out. Right, it's not really. Yeah, it's not like rocket surgery but with her, you know, like to her. I was like ah, I'm high fiving God every couple seconds. Dude, you know that dome game is just fucking on point. Hey, is your wife texting you? Yeah, tell her to shut the fuck up. Sorry, dude no, it's okay, I kind of figured out who it was. Dude, I keep seeing you text yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Obviously, if she was here I wouldn't be doing that, but because I'd be like hey, shut the fuck up out there because she'd be always out there vacuuming me. I know I like, hey, we're recording. I don't give a fuck, I'm not cleaning the house.
Speaker 3:You couldn't clean the house before I got right it's always with like the fuck, I'm gonna clean the house. You couldn't clean the house before I got right. It's always with like she dude my wife. She gets in these moods where, out of nowhere, she'd want to clean the whole house. It'd be like 10 30 at night and I'm like you can't be doing this right now.
Speaker 2:It's we got to go to bed soon well, I gotta do this, I gotta do that nothing, I'm like you have two choices you either sit down and relax or I'm gonna hit you in the head with a tack and that's like you're a retard yeah I go why don't we set aside a day and work on all this stuff?
Speaker 3:and then, when I set the day aside and want to do it, that she don't want to do it because she's for whatever reason or another. I'm like you can't be mad at me now, because I made the effort to make sure that we could do make a time allotted to do whatever we got to do. And then now you're saying you can't do it now. You can't come back at me three or four weeks later when you're mad at me for some other arbitrary reason and say you don't clean the fucking house. No bullshit, I tried to clean the house with you and we. I wanted to set a day to do it and you didn't want to do it. So you could be lazy. But I'm not allowed to be lazy. I see how that works. So that's usually what happens. So I always throw that back at her. So she hates. When I do this logic-based argument system with her, she's like, whatever, what the fuck? You just got to do it, we got to do it. I'm like, well, we had the chance. And I go, hey, let's get up. You know, because my wife likes to sleep a lot and that's like oh man, it's like, so is mine yeah
Speaker 3:it's like well, yours is.
Speaker 2:I could get I understand that but you shouldn't sleep a lot, though I guess from what she said really.
Speaker 3:But I'm just like okay, you want to sleep, I don't have any issue with you sleeping all damn day, that's fine, but that don't get up. And then, when I'm ready to start doing other things, and then oh, now it's convenient for you to do shit. That's not how it works, oh she wants you to fucking do stuff, then yeah.
Speaker 3:So I've set a time. I set a place like hey, let's get the house clean, let's do the outside, let's do the yard or do something. And it's like, hey, let's go, let's get going. She's like I'm like, hey, you can sit there in the chair and sleep all day. I don't give two fucks. But listen, I'm going to go do some other, I'm going to go do something else then. And then you can't come back at me three hours from now and say, okay, I'm ready to do it. No, no, you had your fucking chance. She'll want to do it before it's time to go to bed. They're like no, eight, fucking do it.
Speaker 2:So that's what like dude.
Speaker 2:You know when we schedule it, I go to bed 11 yeah so at 10 it'll be like 10, 30, 10, 45, like we schedule, like beajers and whatnot. It'd be 10, 45 dude. And I'll just look over and stare at her and then she'll look at me. She'll be like a dog that's waiting for its treat. She'll look at me and she'll be like Like a dog that's waiting for its treat. She'll look at me and she'll go what? I'll be like Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. I point at her. I give her the old pointsky of my dingus. She's like well, I can't suck it if your pants are on. I said you could try.
Speaker 3:I mean you, could I mean it wouldn't Not with that attitude. Listen, this is a can-do, not can-don't, you know? Yeah, so I'm not going to suck it in your pants. Well, get your head into my pants and do it. What the fuck?
Speaker 2:Well, that's the reason why you are over there and I'm over here. I'm over there and I'm over here.
Speaker 3:Oh, you know what I saw? The Mortal Kombat trailer too, oh yeah, I wanted to watch that. So I just thought of it, so let's, let's do to do. I just thought of it, so let's.
Speaker 2:Let's do it Official.
Speaker 3:Uncaged Fury teaser trailer. Carl Urban as Johnny Cage, I assume. I don't know who Carl Urban is.
Speaker 2:Keith Urban's son, really.
Speaker 5:No, from New Line Cinema, the studio that brought you Cool Hand Cage.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's like a fake trailer.
Speaker 2:It's a fake.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, it's real but, it's a movie trailer within a movie trailer.
Speaker 1:More beans, johnny Cage.
Speaker 5:It's showtime.
Speaker 2:They pissed him off. I love the Kung Fury fucking music. Yeah, I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 5:They fucked with his shades. They should have brought more guys. You should have brought more guys.
Speaker 4:Oh my god uncaged fury coming to a theater near you this october okay, that was kind of funny so, dude, I got a new, I got another band.
Speaker 2:Have you ever heard of king gizzard and the lizard wizard? I've heard of it, but I've never heard king gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
Speaker 3:I've heard of it, but I've never heard of it. King Gizzard and the Lizard.
Speaker 2:Wizard. It's not going to be anything like crazy, fucking insane. The music's not bad. It's nothing hard or nothing. It's Sounds like it should be full beat singing, right? No shit. And I do actually have a band that I looked up. It was in my screenshots too. Oh yeah, what's that? Hand of Juno? Cool hand, luke. Hand of Juno. I don't know their best song, but they are women. Metalcore. It's women of metalcore.
Speaker 3:I'm down for this.
Speaker 2:The chicks are fucking hot, even the drummer.
Speaker 4:Nothing's left to shadows. We are under the sign of shame. We're flying again and again Feathers rusted by the sun For the solar eclipse Die.
Speaker 2:They're pulling down the world, got a little Lakota coil thing going on A little bit Without the guys. Right Gosh, she's got a deep growl. I wonder what their number one song is. Good question, I'm going to find out real quick. All right, hand a job, job Juno. Okay, that was a burp. Okay, hand of Juno, which one was that? Destroy the Lion? Okay, pray or Die is their number one. Pray or Die.
Speaker 3:Pray or Die yeah, okay, pray or Die is their number one.
Speaker 2:Pray or Die, pray or Die. Yeah, oh shit, it's the number one song on Amazon. Eronian Sounds like something off of Eurovision. I like it. I do too.
Speaker 1:We're all the same dear. When our left points are low, we feel the pressure. It's getting thicker now. Everybody's acting like their final day on the school. If anyone can still hear me, will they listen to me.
Speaker 3:Are you okay for something?
Speaker 2:Definitely Lacuna Coil shit, yeah, 100%. The first song was pretty hard, yeah, this one's okay.
Speaker 3:It's got a little typo negative. Not typo negative, I can't remember Typo positive.
Speaker 4:Typo positive.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're okay, yeah, they're rad.
Speaker 2:They're not too bad. I love female vocals. Oh man, I can listen to that shit I can listen to. They're not too bad. I love female vocals, oh man.
Speaker 3:I could listen to that shit. I could listen to stuff like that all the time. I love bitches, I love them bitches.
Speaker 2:We looked at them. What about what's Gwended? Gwended, g-w-e-n-d-y-d-d, g-w-e-n-d-y-d-d what the fuck.
Speaker 1:A.
Speaker 2:Hypocrite in a Child's Eye is the number one song on here. Oh man, female dude, hell yeah, h-y-p-o-c-r-i-n-g.
Speaker 3:There it is a little stereo action there. That bass line is sexy.
Speaker 4:Thank you. There's no amount of teaching. Who have you learned? How to serve, how to serve, how to serve the friends that lead, not the only. No one is worshipped in your life. I can't imagine the living, the present, the hopeless. No one is ruled by a contest. You're buried deep in very fucking spite. Bite, bite, bite. No choice but to be. You're crooked bitch, no matter what you'll face, what you can. You fucking, you fucking. I'll be your son mate. Don't want you to listen to me. Now I'm going. My broken mind is a session. We're burning.
Speaker 2:Dude. This one's got a really hot lead singer, all right, stelvirus, which is Stelvris S-T-E-L-L-V-R-I-S, and the lead singer is a fucking female with red hair and she's fucking smoke show, dude.
Speaker 3:Echoes of the Past is their number one song. Ooh, I like that Little fucking spirit, box-like, fucking ambient shit.
Speaker 2:This one's got like corn. Oh yeah, corn, that too, that too.
Speaker 4:Like Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, I like that red Speaker 2 and Speaker 3.
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Speaker 4:Just watching the light Following the sound Echoes of the past. It came from nothing and they started to spread, dripping around the world. Maybe you should love who I am. What do you say when you open your eyes? That our freedoms are obe. You're being wise and a liar.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I really dig that ambient fucking shit.
Speaker 2:Put the bass line behind it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sick the rest of it doesn't really inspire much from me. It just sounds kind of run-of-the-mill metalcore. I mean it's good. I'm not saying it ain't good, I'm just saying it's just. I've heard it before I guess the end ofancholy.
Speaker 2:That shit looks hot as fuck too. Are you just looking at hot? No, I'm looking at fucking other female vocalists.
Speaker 2:The End of Melancholy M-E-L-A-N, c-h. I'm just checking out these fucking weird bands. Okay, let's see what the number one song is. It is Monsters Feelings. There we go. What the number one song is. It is Monsters Feelings. Put some. There we go. I'm not seeing, I'm not thinking there's going to be any screaming in this. Well, never mind. Sometimes there's joy in my minutes of decree. No, the fear I want to forget. Holy shit, the whole goddamn song is screaming. Way to go, bitch. She's fucking hot too.
Speaker 3:Maybe I was waiting for the plea vocals right there.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you what you can be an ugly ass bitch If you got the metal vocals off, but if you are in, if you're a lead, singer of a metal band or you're in a metal band. Dude. Your points raise up to like you can be some fucking fat sow, gross, fucking hog. Right you ride that fucking tater hawk cart into the fucking metal metal band and I'm fucking.
Speaker 2:It's all about it. I'm all about it. I don't give a shit. Really cool dude, I love it. What the hell? Okay, check this one out. This is probably our last one. All will probably be our last one. All right, this is our last one.
Speaker 3:Last one.
Speaker 2:Sick N the letter N Beautiful Jesus Christ. I don't know, dude, it looks almost like the same chick.
Speaker 4:It does.
Speaker 2:Their number one song is Death Police. I don't know if they have it on there. Oh, they found it. Some of the life support Dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Forever going down, forever going down, forever going down, forever going down, lady Gaga.
Speaker 5:Forever going down, ugh.
Speaker 3:It's like in this moment Mom mixed with GWAR yeah, it's like Mom I want in this moment. No, we have in this moment at home. Can't wake up, can't escape in the void.
Speaker 1:Where you at, where you at, it is like GWAR. I'm your heart.
Speaker 4:The lack is. Lack is lack of me. Nothing left for you to say Hard and fear. There are no angels and no demons here, and there's noise and sounds.
Speaker 3:And everything grows. It's like a great value fucking in this moment, but drawing near your place.
Speaker 5:Death for less. The innocent remains. Death for less. Dead for life. Death for less.
Speaker 2:For another country.
Speaker 3:They have to be. I was just gonna say that they sound weird, probably Russia or some shit. But with that said, we do have to bid you adieu With the Death Palazzo.
Speaker 5:Death Palazzo.
Speaker 3:Death Palazzo. Death Palazzo. Any departing words before we leave?
Speaker 2:yes, a huge thank you to tony buccione who uh messaged us today, said hey, boys, I'm still listening.
Speaker 3:So there is. You get me through our work day, so there's one person still listening to us. So we appreciate it.
Speaker 2:It's him and a bunch of sauerkrauts, and that's all right sounds good, you know what's funny is, and we're thinking about this. Um, john works for a japanese place, I work for a german place, and we make fun of them both right, it's crazy because we'll get like fucking german words and shit on our some of our like parcels yeah and I'm like I try to read them.
Speaker 5:It's like Flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim.
Speaker 2:Flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim. Did you say Flüter Guggenheim? Yeah, flüter Guggenheim, flüter Guggenheim.
Speaker 3:Oh, was it from EuroTrip. Yeah where they play Rammstein and they come out with that purple dildo. Yes, so good. Yeah, and with that being said, we appreciate the God Xeno is so hot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, isn't that, joni Lohr?
Speaker 4:Or is that Chyna? No, it's Chyna.
Speaker 2:I don't know what her fucking name was, but Xeno's so hot.
Speaker 3:Everybody who listens and are still listening. We appreciate you, we always will love you.
Speaker 2:I want to get fucked by Chyna's clit. We always will love you.
Speaker 5:I want to get fucked by China's clit. I'll X-Pac, oh God.
Speaker 2:Stick her fucking hard-ass clit in my butthole.
Speaker 3:You cannot get rid of crab infestation. So, with that said, we'll see you guys next time. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Scherger Later, later dudes.