It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 176: Hip-Hop Hits to Planetary Facts
Ever found yourself doubled over with laughter at something you've completely forgotten saying? That's exactly what happens when John and Jay revisit their old podcast episodes, laughing at jokes they don't even remember making. "It's like listening to an actual podcast, brand new," John admits, perfectly capturing the beautiful chaos that defines this show.
This episode takes listeners on a wild, uncensored journey through nostalgia and random cultural tangents. John shares updates on his new job and the frustratingly delayed "Level Up" business venture, contemplating opening his own store rather than waiting indefinitely. The conversation naturally spirals into stories about cockroach-infested apartments, strip club adjacent living, and what makes the perfect bachelor pad.
Music becomes a central theme as the hosts passionately defend underrated bands like Europe ("fucking amazing" beyond just "The Final Countdown"), analyze scenes from comedy classic "Hot Rod," and perform an improvised "Planetarium Experience" skit that's as educational as it is hilariously inaccurate. Their genuine enthusiasm shines brightest during an extended dive into 90s hip-hop nostalgia, where they unearth forgotten gems from Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and surprising celebrity musicians from Bruce Willis to Billy Bob Thornton.
What makes this podcast special isn't just the topics—it's the authentic friendship and completely unfiltered approach. John and Jay speak with the comfortable candor of longtime friends who've forgotten the microphones are there, creating moments of unexpected hilarity and genuine connection. Whether you're a returning listener or first-timer, you'll feel like you're hanging out with old friends who just happen to be podcasting about whatever crosses their minds.
Give your brain a break from the serious stuff and join us for weekly doses of comedy, stories, and completely unpredictable conversations. There's a reason our listeners keep coming back—every episode truly is a new adventure.
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Speaker 2:And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on. You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's Every Day with Jon and Ajay.
Speaker 1:Let's rock.
Speaker 2:You remember one of those days where you just start a podcast right up hey, what's up everybody?
Speaker 3:Skittles. I thought Skittles was here. Yeah, that'd be awesome. He's still grounded for stealing that nickel.
Speaker 2:It is, but hopefully he'll get all ungrounded soon.
Speaker 3:I heard it's going to be soon Hopefully, but welcome to another episode of Back.
Speaker 2:Of it's Every Day, every Day, every Day. I'm back in the day, I mean we do go back in the day sometimes. If I say it to Amazon, dude, they're like I don't know what you want.
Speaker 3:What if you say every day with John and Jay, If it's back in the day?
Speaker 2:Oh, so it actually. It doesn't recognize that anymore. It registers it's every day. Oh, that's good, does that? Yeah, I was listening to, uh, another one of our old ones dude and I was laughing. My, we were john and I had to take a trip the other day to check out a studio for a band and, yeah, we were listening to one of our old fucking dude is hilarious, I like listening to old episodes because, number one, it's like listening to it brand new, because I don't know what the fuck we say yeah from from two years ago or a year ago, from last year, and I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what I say from a week ago, let alone from you. Know listening to really old episodes.
Speaker 2:I don't, it's like it's fucking hilarious, it's just like listening to us.
Speaker 3:It's like listening to an actual podcast, brand new Cause I don't remember what I said. It Because I don't remember what I said in half the shit. We were listening to the Omen, I think, on the way home too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was the.
Speaker 3:Omen and I was like doing baby Ruth. I was doing all the choir parts or whatever we were talking about the fucking lady hanging out the window and we were talking about.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, dude, like when they own slaves, they're like listen, I'm going to you what this, what's gonna happen to you, this is gonna happen to you hang themselves. Yeah, we just started laughing in the truck this is gonna happen to you looking stupid oh my god, oh man that's, that's what.
Speaker 3:That's what happens when you do over 176 now of these things. Yeah, I think it was like 130 something 133 or something like no. 133 was the one you did last year, this one was like 90 something it's crazy seeing like what I see, like our top episodes, like number 20, it's like one of the top, I don't know which ones, but it's like single. It's like there's no three digits, it's still two digits most of them. The willie walk episode was like one of our popular ones too.
Speaker 3:Oh, really uh, the two most popular ones, I think off the top of my head, one is the jerk. For some reason that was one of our popular ones. Uh, the craft, not the craft. Uh uh, hocus pocus was like oh yeah, that was huge. Hocus pocus was our most popular episode and that that gained a lot of traction that's because we did it perfectly in time.
Speaker 3:Because we did it right after the sequel came out, so the algorithm Was kind to us that day. And then what was? Oh yeah, willy Wonka, because we went on a fucking anti-Grandpa Joe which, honestly, I see that take everywhere now. And it's like Now I feel like we said that like 3 years it's not an original, like it's like you know we, can't we said that like three years, 43 years ago it's not an original take per se, but that you know what else I saw.
Speaker 3:So you know how I I thought and I felt like I was the only one who's really pointed this out before. The girl who gets smoked with the fucking bar door or the bar yeah, I feel like I'm one of the first ones who pointed that out. Now I saw I see that on tiktok. It or I first ones who pointed that out. Now I see that on TikTok. I saw someone else point that out. I'm like I fucking pointed that out first. It's mine. I'm funny. You guys are like, yeah, let's go to my joke Now I know how joke people get. Comedians get their shit fucking stolen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, or like Carlos Mencita, yeah that's what I was trying to think of. It's like Carlos Mencita stealing jokes.
Speaker 5:Screw up. I'm joking, Screw up.
Speaker 2:I'm joking, Fucking.
Speaker 3:Who came up with the fish dick joke? Carlos Mencita did. I heard him say it a couple days ago.
Speaker 5:It wasn't me, man, I stole it.
Speaker 3:It's a south park where kanye goes scorched earth about the fish sticks. What are you a gay fish I ain't gay who said that it's like carlos mancina made the joke and so they kidnapped carlos mancina? Kanye and all his crew fucking kicked the shit out of carlos manc. He's like I just stole it. I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know. It's been an interesting week so far. This week I did get my job, which is awesome. Hey, so I got the position. Level up is still in hiatus waiting on people to get their shit done.
Speaker 3:I made a video about that today because I'm so tired of waiting mean aren't you kind of tired of this whole thing? Now it's probably it's probably not even worth it.
Speaker 2:The only thing that's the only thing that keeps me going is the fact that I owe my lawyer.
Speaker 3:That's it dude, that's right.
Speaker 2:If I didn't know any money, dude, I'd be totally cool, but I owe 3400 jeez, so this has got to go. It's got to go through are you so?
Speaker 3:I guess I don't know how much you can talk about it. Are you going to open up something? Is that the plan?
Speaker 2:Once I get the three-year plan from the, how long is it?
Speaker 3:You feel like you've been waiting on that forever too, I have?
Speaker 2:dude, it's supposed to have been done over a month ago. So once I get the three-year plan, I'm going to the bank and I'm going to get everything started. And it's up to the bank. I'm going to be like okay, you know what, don't even worry about the purchase agreement and shit, let's just run for me by myself for right now, because I can't do the purchase agreement, because we can't 100% guarantee the purchase is going to happen, because he doesn't have everything taken care of. So let's just run by myself first and see what we do there, because I won't need as much money. I've been, I've been stockpiling a little bit. So, um, maybe what we can do is I'll open my own goddamn store.
Speaker 3:That's what I mean. That's what I was about to ask, like maybe you could just do your own thing that's what I thought about.
Speaker 2:I was going through downtown today and looking at empty spaces just take a level up spot dude, no joke, I could, you could, but do you really want to? I thought about checking out the old like tuxedo junction place. Oh, aren't they redoing that? Aren't they redoing that? Somebody was, but the glass and more store was there, and then they moved across the street and nobody I thought.
Speaker 3:I thought they were gonna redo the facade and all that, all that building, or maybe I'm thinking another spot another um gold bond.
Speaker 2:They're working on the inside and uh, which are turning into a hotel. I think I thought it was a part. Did it used to be apartments? It did. It was cool. It was a cockroach apartment. So that's where I first. There's no joke, when I was first looking for apartments, that was the first place I went and we're in there and I'm like we watched a cockroach crawl across the wall. We're like, yep, we're out of here. Same for me, oh, lunch crotch, crotch, crotch.
Speaker 3:I don't think I've ever my first fucking pet ranch low, running around everywhere.
Speaker 2:That's what I do.
Speaker 3:My first apartment was across the street from the strip club. That place was awesome. I liked it. If I was a, it was small for me me and the missus, but if I was just a dude by myself it would be perfect. And you're right across the street from the strip club so cool. I like the carriage house the best, I think carriage house was the best, one of the best places you really didn't have a bad apartment I never did.
Speaker 3:I have a house over on third third avenue, it was okay, it was fine, I liked it.
Speaker 2:It was perfect for me and the missus, remember I did the fucking. I mess with their dolls.
Speaker 3:I remember, didn't you do a thing with the nativity scene? Yeah, else I.
Speaker 2:I wish those videos still existed, that's when we used to play frets on fire oh, frets on fire was awesome. And then we used to watch um, we watched hot rod over there, dude.
Speaker 3:Remember sarah and carrie were talking yeah, we were giggling, laughing, we were losing our shit, dying when he fell down the hill.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the one, the best parts actually I was talking to somebody last night um god, where the fuck was I, where? Where was I at last night? And I was talking about how Europe is so fucking amazing and how they're just underrated. Where the fuck was I? Last night was Monday.
Speaker 3:Somebody was telling you about Europe was awesome and stuff. No, I said it.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, dude 80s music and all that shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, europe the band. Yeah, oh, I thought you meant like Europe the continent.
Speaker 2:Oh, I went out to shit. I went, I went. Oh no, I was at um, I was there. I went to ralphie's last night over in finland.
Speaker 3:I heard it's the place to be.
Speaker 2:it is, it is, but anyway, I went to ralphie's. Well, dude, I I went to upper in the morning yesterday and ate at the Corner Restaurant, which is fucking beautiful, and if you weren't on a diet I would have brought you the leftovers. Yeah, because, dude, it was trash potatoes with like fucking eggs and bacon and eggs, ham, peppers, onions, mushrooms, all that shit in there. It was really good. And I met up with a buddy of mine from Kalmbach. I haven't seen him since I left there. And then Ralphie's. I went to Ralphie's yesterday evening at 4.30 and met up with a couple other people from Kalmbach that I'm friends with, that I met there before a couple times and I got one of their chicken chunk bowls which was phenomenal, so good but uh but europe was playing on the fucking thing radio in there and I'm like dude, fucking europe man.
Speaker 2:So I love europe.
Speaker 3:The whole album is fucking phenomenal everyone thinks of that one song, but well, final countdown.
Speaker 2:yeah, well, yeah, it's the most famous one, but yeah, did they have? Like Carrie, they had Cherokee. Fucking dude you. What is it? What's the other one? Something on? What is that?
Speaker 3:God, I can't remember the fucking song. You're more of an 80s kind of story than I am, so you will probably know. Ward V.
Speaker 2:Dude pretty much listen to Hot Rod. The whole fucking soundtrack is fucking not gonna take it over, not gonna make it. There's a stranger on the track.
Speaker 3:That's what it is that got out of hand? Yeah, it did. It was just like everything about he was have a vibe in it. All of a sudden, just a riot broke out open your heart.
Speaker 2:I don't remember that rock. The night rocked and I was so good, oh now daddy mcbride fucking stole tv dude I'll cry for your cherokee. Danger on the track is the one I was thinking of. Time has come, dude fucking amazing. Time has come, oh, dude Fucking amazing I just got.
Speaker 3:I got to see this. No, you're fine, cause I was talking about it, you're a terrible stunt man.
Speaker 2:What. What Terrible stunt man. What You're a terrible. Oh, I was just kidding. I could hear you. That was just really mean you can stop all the sissy stuff and show me the poop your pants technique.
Speaker 3:We would broadcast this live, except the AM radio station has bought out the entire media right now.
Speaker 2:Chris Parnell.
Speaker 3:I love this song though.
Speaker 2:My favorite song of the whole movie, though, is the fucking song that, um at the fucking. When they do the stunt, oh yeah. When he comes out, oh, dude, and you know who that is? That's the lead singer of the Queens of the Stone Age. Oh, really, yeah, it's his other band. I like he shakes his head now why does his dad in this remind me of the oompa loompas and charlie in the chocolate factory?
Speaker 2:oh yeah, I can see that, danny McBride. Oh, that's right, because my buddy yesterday was like I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day. You gonna bring the demons on me. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3:You wanna do some acid? I'm like okay.
Speaker 2:Whoa man just roll over that tiny school bus I got some acid. Hospital. Trash can, trash, can. Thanks, buddy. Thanks, buddy, see you later. Mountain face Back, when Andy Samberg was just starting out. Dude, I love this part.
Speaker 5:Dude, they're all confused and shit Looks like they're walking through Bloomville. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Where'd you get that TV? I know right. I know right what is this LA?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:That got out of hand.
Speaker 5:What the hell.
Speaker 2:See, he doesn't have a TV.
Speaker 5:there Is that because of us, I don't know. I mean, it started off super positive, then it just got crazy. I did not like that at all. No, kev, none of us did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was totally messed up. It's disgusting how people will just, you know, take something good and just take advantage of a situation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there was no time to do anything except just leave and just hope that you're not hurt.
Speaker 5:It's great to have you guys back, by the way, Well thank you, man it feels good to be back. See you, man, yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't watch Danny McBride without thinking of the.
Speaker 3:Righteous Gemstones. Yeah, I got one more season to get through. It's the last season they ended the goddamn show. I hate that. I hate when I've recommended a show and I don't ever watch recommendations, carrie watches.
Speaker 2:Watch the other one. Did you watch the fucking teacher one, the principals? No, dude with fucking Walter Goggins versus Dude. Okay, let me look it up. Dude, it's Danny McBride versus Walter Goggins. So the same dudes from Righteous Gemstones Danny McBride, prince Vice. Look up Vice Principals trailer dude. Oh my god, dude, yup.
Speaker 5:Uh, principal Wales, Do you know who will be replacing you? Whoever it is, it's all about the students, it's not about you two.
Speaker 3:Well, these two have worked together on other stuff, huh.
Speaker 1:Come tomorrow. There's a brand new principal in town. His name is Neil Gamby.
Speaker 4:Whatever, gamby, first thing I'm going to do when I become principal is fire you.
Speaker 3:Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the new principal at North Jackson.
Speaker 5:I am so sorry that I'm late. There's a car parked in the principal's face, surprise.
Speaker 1:Damn it, Ray. You broke my computer. Why didn't they choose you?
Speaker 3:Well, baby, when you're the person enforcing the laws, you don't make a lot of friends.
Speaker 4:The only thing that matters is who has the power.
Speaker 5:And the wrong person has the power.
Speaker 1:We shouldn't give up hope just yet.
Speaker 5:The good guys, they're about to win when some loud bragger tries to put me down.
Speaker 1:It's like somebody caught a mean case of school spirit.
Speaker 5:Hey, hey.
Speaker 2:But it don't mean it can't be fun too. This is a movie, or?
Speaker 1:show. It's a show, oh on max. What are you doing?
Speaker 5:I'm just trying to be respectful this woman will fire you and me. It's gonna get real Big Mama's coming.
Speaker 2:I will drag your face all up and down, baby Billy. I love Walter Goggins.
Speaker 3:It's definitely gonna be dope, super dope.
Speaker 5:You're not gonna kill everybody, right.
Speaker 3:Ah yeah, dude, it's on hbo max dude, or it's on max so that's awesome.
Speaker 2:I like it, dude. I'm a huge fan of walter goggins. I don't know why, but very underrated, I think he's an underrated dude man.
Speaker 3:I think he is too. I mean, I get maybe the whole baby billy thing. Maybe put him a little bit more on the map, but like I dude everything he's in, it's just so fucking well, dude?
Speaker 2:no, I think it's fallout yeah, fallout too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but baby billy dude. He had memes and gifts and everything else with him his baby billy is one of my favorite george jones baby billy is, like my, one of my favorite characters in righteous gemstones, like he, is my favorite character by far I don't know, like was it Kiefer. Oh, his gay friend or whatever, the gay lovers, the brothers and stuff. I like the scene where they're like they're doing the fucking. I said this last time. They're doing the fuck. I said this last time. They're doing the fucking, goddamn fucking rave dancing and shit.
Speaker 3:He has like an ice cream cone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're dancing right behind him.
Speaker 3:They're dancing right behind him.
Speaker 2:I like him, dude. I don't know why. I don't know if he's my favorite, but I like Judy. I think Judy's one of my favorites, Judy's one of the top one of the better characters.
Speaker 3:Just because she's so fucking nutball. Yeah, she's a nutbar. Yeah, I do like her husband too. He's kind of funny, he's such a pussy, he's such a wuss.
Speaker 2:He's such a pussy when he came out at his fucking party, his fucking baptism party. And he came on a fucking suit with the shorts.
Speaker 3:And a frock or whatever the fuck he has on dude and his sister's making fun of him and shit. Such a good show.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, can we listen to the other song, dude, from fucking Hot Rod, the fucking, what is it?
Speaker 5:Head.
Speaker 2:Honcho. It's called Head Honcho from Hot Rod. I fucking love this song, man this is German. I love this song dude.
Speaker 3:This song is so good fucking 80s galore.
Speaker 2:It's not Queens and Stonings, it's actually another band, but oh, it's Galm. That's the name of the band. I'm not going to lie. I would love to have a fucking keyboard player that would be awesome. The Count of our team. What a great build-up, though, dude.
Speaker 3:Ladies and gentlemen, here's Shazee and Kimber, you barely ride that thing. Oh yeah, oh, it's a jerk, hey, I fucking love that yeah, I do like the forest. Okay, I got, I do have to see the forest. What about the?
Speaker 1:transplant oh sure, 50 grand. You're gonna pay for it? No, of course you're not.
Speaker 3:Let's face it I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a part in a movie in a long time that this.
Speaker 1:I gotta go to my quiet place. You're around with your friends on your moped. You're wrong, frank, I'm not a kid.
Speaker 5:I'm a man when you're better.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna beat you to death. I am gonna get you better. And then I drum Rod are you okay, I need to go to my quiet place. Isn't this from like Footloose or?
Speaker 2:something. Is that what it was from? Maybe yeah, I think it is or Flashdance, maybe I think it was Footloose. It was like Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it is, or Flashdance maybe I think it was Footloose it was like Kevin Bacon yeah, yeah, martin's short dancing, dude.
Speaker 2:That's Martin's short dancing. Yeah, dude, it's so funny.
Speaker 5:Never, never, ever, never, never, never ever hide your heart.
Speaker 4:Don't, ever, ever, ever, ever try it. If you don't give your heart wings you Shit.
Speaker 3:Shit, you shit.
Speaker 2:It's like the Tommy boy or the black sheep he just keeps flying down dude.
Speaker 3:Whoever the stud dudes were, they did great. What the hell was that all about, dude? It reminds me of black sheep, but just takes it up a notch.
Speaker 2:Dude, I can't wait. Dude, Did you see August 7th? I think I said something to you. They're doing a Tommy.
Speaker 3:Boy Fest up on.
Speaker 2:Sandusky, I saw that Dude. I am so excited. My sister's birthday is August 7th.
Speaker 3:Are you going to?
Speaker 2:that I'm kind of thinking about it, dude. What are they doing exactly? I don't know. I haven't looked it up. Tommy Boy Fest In Sandusky Ohio.
Speaker 3:Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Tommy Boy, we're throwing a weekend-long party in the city where it all began, Sandusky, Ohio, Home of the fictional Callahan Auto Parts. From August 7th through 9th 2025, downtown Sandusky will host outdoor movie screenings, live music, a classic car show, look-alike contests, a Tommy Wiggy throwdown, a sights-not-seen-in-the-movie scavenger hunt and more. Director Peter Seagal will be here in person. Holy shit, dude. Peter Seagal's going to be there. Scaven Seagal's brother. Oh, is that what it is? Along with the actual car from the movie Shut the fuck up, Dude, that's cool. And a special Q&A and photo op. The weekend kicks off at Jackson Pier Thursday, followed by two packed days of events all across downtown. Whether you're a longtime fan of the movie, here for the party, there's something for everyone. I'm not going to lie, that's kind of awesome. Too bad the showrunners didn't know dick about Sandusky. Oh yeah, I want to go to Cuyahoga Falls. Oh yeah, that has a layover in Columbus, Dude. You could just drive there and take an hour. Yeah, stupid Stupids.
Speaker 2:Do your homework on that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they didn't do their. Oh my God, the whole town's going to go under, for.
Speaker 2:The one I was listening to was the boyfriend school yesterday. That's the one I was listening to. Oh, and you're like yeah, I don't care for you Like it's a six.
Speaker 3:But you liked it better than She-Devil Boyfriend's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't like She-Devil. It was Steve Goomberg that was the one with Steve.
Speaker 3:Goomberg what?
Speaker 2:Boyfriend school. Yeah, the boyfriend.
Speaker 3:Don't tell goomburg where he changes gus gubacek oh, oh, that's right I didn't. Yeah, it was okay I love the goons bro, I hated, I hated. She double, though, did not like that I love she.
Speaker 2:I grew up watching that shit dude.
Speaker 3:So yeah, I mean, we've had that discussion where it's like you saw movies we grew up with and it's like what's that?
Speaker 2:one halloween movie that you said that you liked, the worst witch yeah, talk about that movie yeah see, and that's the one I was like, yeah no, I told no, that's valid, though.
Speaker 3:Like if you would watch this today you'd be like this is the worst fucking shit. Worst witch is a very apt description, because this movie sucks I'm so stoked on.
Speaker 2:Uh never ending story was on 2b last night, oh nice, and sarah goes and I kind of was. I was upset but I appreciated the fact she was worried about it. But she goes, valkor doesn't die, does he? I said, no, he doesn't die. He's got three, four more movies to get into art tax is the one that our tax yeah the swap of sadness there was right at the part where it was like where he where, he's looking in the cave and he sees all the picture paintings of himself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Come for me, gmok, I am a tree, you.
Speaker 3:I will be a shit. I will be an awesome post-hardcore band at first and then turn emo.
Speaker 2:Dude Lime-O was awesome dude Fucking. I love Lime-O Fucking. Dude from Kajikugu that. That sang the Neverending.
Speaker 3:Story song, story theme yeah that dude. Is there a better?
Speaker 2:song for the 80s than that.
Speaker 3:That song had it all. That is the 80s for Spotify. That's quintessential 80s.
Speaker 5:Look at what you see.
Speaker 3:And then Stranger Things got a hold of it, which kind of made it more known and people were like what's the song from. Thank God.
Speaker 2:Stranger Things made Metallica popular.
Speaker 3:You know Metallica was cool about it because obviously they let the song to them. But people were like, oh my God, metallica, they should thank Stranger Things for their popularity. And then people started gatekeeping, like Metalhead started gatekeeping Metallica saying well, no, you didn't like them at all until the show came out and Metallica's like who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2:That's what we need to do. What's? That we need to put our music on Stranger Things so it becomes popular. That's a great idea. That's a good idea.
Speaker 3:This is the last season, so we need to hurry up and get that done.
Speaker 2:I saw the trailer for the last season it's like I was like what was the last season three years ago, shit. It's like I don't remember anything. Yeah, they're gonna have like a three hour recap they had, you'd have to, because it's like.
Speaker 3:I don't remember shit from three years ago. Hell remember what tv back in the day when you'd have to wait like a just a like a year for like the next season. Now, now you gotta wait like three years in between. Like does it wednesday, the new season coming out soon for wednesday how long has that been a development since tuesday?
Speaker 2:since tuesday, dynamite dropping money that broadcast these schools really paid off fly ball caught fucking uh major league, yeah, yeah erin oil here I never knew what the fuck that we're like, where you got that from till I watched major league like oh dynamite drop it money, yeah yeah, I say that.
Speaker 3:All that's like what I know you and fucking joe says it too I always say it to my dad when he actually Says things that isn't lame. I'm like dynamite drop it money, because my mom just eviscerates the shreds. My mom's quick-witted and my dad's just like.
Speaker 4:Hee, hee, hee.
Speaker 3:You're dumb.
Speaker 2:Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day everybody. I talked to my dad today, by the way oh, no, kidding, yeah, I called him because I was putting my records away. They came across my Dire Straits record and I was like, oh man, because one thing I could say is that I got my musical taste mostly from my dad. My dad used to listen to Europe and all like Asia, europe, asia, europe and fucking like Bon Jovi.
Speaker 3:My parents' music tastes are horrible Burt Bacharach, rod Stewart Fucking.
Speaker 2:That's my mom. My mom listens to this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's my mom that's my mom Likes rock Fucking Billy Joel maybe.
Speaker 2:Oh, I love Billy Joel, though the.
Speaker 3:Bee Gees. I love Billy Jolo the Bee Gees.
Speaker 2:I love the Bee Gees. See, you're going more of my mom too. Did you ever see the Philippine? Please tell me you've seen the Filipino.
Speaker 4:Bee Gees no.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is that? Look up the little Filipino kids, what that look like the Bee Gees, and they did it. It's on YouTube. It'd be YouTube, bro. Oh, why am I at Google? Yeah, filipino, it's like for America's Got Talent style show. These guys Play it. They are awesome. What is this? This ain't it? This is an advertisement. Yeah, watch this. Oh, they kind of look like the Bee Gees. They do, they dress up like them. They even do the solos.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they do that Too much heaven, no more.
Speaker 2:They even do the solos. Yeah, yeah, they do that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Dude, their harmonies are really good. They sound just like them. Oh my God, Dude, their harmonies are really good, they sound just like him. Sounds just like Robin Barry. It's a Barry Gibb talk show. This is impressive. I'm going to say that right now, the one who's doing Robin is really good.
Speaker 2:Oh, the one on the right. Yeah, this one.
Speaker 3:Robin. I'm your brother Robin. I'm your brother Robin, Talk to me. No, I can't think of this now without thinking of the Barry Gibb talk show, where Justin Timberlake plays Robin Gibb.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:He has the voice to do it, though. That's what's awesome about it. But no, I saw this on there the other day and I'm like I don't know if they ever did anything else.
Speaker 3:I thought it was amazing they said tnt boys all performances, so they did a bunch of performances, evidently on this show question mark oh, is that the name of the group? Is it?
Speaker 4:I guess I just want them to do Bee.
Speaker 5:Gees.
Speaker 3:I just want more Bee Gees.
Speaker 2:They should just call themselves Fee Gee, fee Gees, the Fee Gees, the Fee Gees. Dude the Foo.
Speaker 3:Gees, the Foo Gees, dude, dude uh, we gotta take a break, so, uh, you're gonna, you're actually gonna learn something here, so uh, so shut your mouth and open your ears and you're shut your mouth.
Speaker 2:Shut your mouth and we'll be right. You're coming off real stupid, stupid. Something for November rain Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, yeah, ooh yeah, yeah. Ooh, yeah, walk on home, boy.
Speaker 5:Walk on home, boy.
Speaker 3:No more head trips. Settle down Lars Ping ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Double bass.
Speaker 1:Ah Complex just like justice. Welcome to where stars stand still. All it costs is a $5 bill.
Speaker 2:Moon is full, never seems to change. Night sky above perfectly rearranged.
Speaker 1:Dream the same thing every night.
Speaker 2:See the North Star up there on the ride. No locked doors, no windows barred.
Speaker 1:There's as much as 20,000 stars sleep my friend and you will see how loud I can really be enjoying.
Speaker 2:This place will never age. Stars are acting on the world's largest stage.
Speaker 1:Planetarium Starts at three Planetarium.
Speaker 2:Just in a dome.
Speaker 5:If you look over there to the right, you'll see the North Star. It's just sitting there. It's their primus.
Speaker 3:Saturn actually has three moons that orbit it at exactly the same intervals every night.
Speaker 2:We even have Pluto up there, which is no longer a planet but a dwarf star. Can't not fear what is out there cranking up the central air Constellations into my brain. The vastness of space is so insane. Just pointing out Orion using your hands Is all part of a much larger plan. The night sky, boy, ain't it swell. It's getting better, can't you tell? Thank you all for coming in Listen. Dammit, no sleeping. You see it right, they see it well. Thank you all for coming in Listen damn it, no sleeping.
Speaker 5:You see it right, they see it well.
Speaker 3:But they think they've found Orion's belt.
Speaker 1:There it is Planetarium, sometimes free Planetarium. Glad you're not home Planetarium.
Speaker 5:All in a dome, all in a dome, all in a dome.
Speaker 3:All right, kids, everybody gather around, take a seat.
Speaker 2:The show will begin in just a moment. No sleeping, no sleeping, wake up.
Speaker 5:Fear of going on. Y'all are getting restless now. Heads are in the air. Got some more to do? Look at all the stars. Hey, you just say a naughty word. What I heard you say? Apologize again. I apologize again.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, sir, I need to use the restroom Sit down.
Speaker 4:Shut up, watch this planet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, if you look guys, saturn has rings, which my ex-wife does not have anymore, unfortunately, she laid it on the counter when she walked out with another man.
Speaker 5:But we're not going to talk about that today.
Speaker 2:I know you guys have probably heard that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, but if you really know what Jupiter does, jupiter is actually the savior of the solar system. It is actually what catches all the asteroids and comets and keeps things from hitting the Earth.
Speaker 4:I love this comet.
Speaker 5:It is a big ball of gas.
Speaker 2:So what it does? It just absorbs everything, and the pressure in Jupiter would actually crush you into a minute. My new can Did you guys know that in Uranus there is ice storms? There is, it shreds people. It could shred you to shreds if you can make it there, but unfortunately it is thousands and thousands of light years away, so there's just no way to get there.
Speaker 5:How long does it take to get to the moon?
Speaker 2:three and a half minutes wow, that's fast actually what's crazy is is in between the earth and the moon you could fit every other planet. A lot of people don't know that and they think it's really close together. Thank you, boys and girls, for coming in today. We really appreciate you coming into the and they think it's really close together.
Speaker 5:Thank you, boys and girls, for coming in today. We really appreciate you coming into the planetarium today.
Speaker 1:I hope you learned a lot, Yo. What's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. It's Everyday with Jon and. Jay, baby, listen, you don't keep listening, I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker, Now check it out.
Speaker 3:Yo, it's Everyday with John and Dave. We are back. We are back in action. Glad you could be with us. Hope you learned something there Many factoids about planets and stars that I hope you learned Learning.
Speaker 2:Learning is good, and we're all about expanding horizons around here, so expanding speaking of spanning horizons, the other day I found out that I could get two or three fingers in my butthole, which was interesting really yeah, what?
Speaker 3:what made you decide to do that?
Speaker 2:Boredom, boredom.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's nothing that cures boredom more than thumb and fingers up the butt.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't put any thumbs up there, oh you didn't put the thumb.
Speaker 3:I'm not ready for that. You're not ready to go get that? No, I'm not ready to do the whole bowling ball thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, just a in the old keister uh I wouldn't even rubbing one out.
Speaker 3:I just fucking decided to put you so how far did you go like knuckle, like did you go first knuckle or?
Speaker 2:um, I didn't go like to the first bend but the second one.
Speaker 3:Oh, you went to the second bit, that's. That's daring, it's pretty bold.
Speaker 2:It wasn't the pinky dude, it was the three stinky oh okay, yeah, I've.
Speaker 3:Uh, is that the first time you've ever done?
Speaker 2:that. And then what I do? Um, if I touch, if I rub my ball sack with my thumb, I call Pinky in the brain. That's what I call doing it. What the fuck?
Speaker 5:Yes, I can't even keep going.
Speaker 2:What are we going to do today, Brian? What are? We going to do today, Brian.
Speaker 1:What do we do all the time?
Speaker 2:Pinky, take over the world. I'm rubbing my ball sack. The time. Take over the world. I'm rubbing my ball sack. What are we?
Speaker 3:gonna do today?
Speaker 2:man, just kidding I didn't shove any fingers in my ass, oh you did it.
Speaker 3:No, no. Why do you gotta do that to me? Because I was actually getting a half chub going on.
Speaker 2:no, I do, I am gonna, I'm not gonna lie when, uh, when my wife's going down on me and she's licking my balls and shit, I tried to get her to tongue punch my fart box, but she.
Speaker 3:Faced a little resistance. Yeah, I'm like pushing her head down and she's pushing up Vanilla Ice did a performance on Monday Night Football. What? Where was I when this happened? I don't know. Is this for real? Hold on one second. When was it Minnesota versus Chicago?
Speaker 2:Oh, they did a wide out. Is that what they said? Oh, that makes sense well, I hope, dante Culpepper fucking runs all day.
Speaker 3:Culpepper, what it the Browns gonna had him, so they went with Tim couchouch. Oh, good choice guys, good choice guys. I want to see this performance.
Speaker 5:Play that funky stuff, white boy.
Speaker 2:He's got fucking the fucking Navy Shades on dude, dude. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Was this just for the house? This wasn't on TV. I would've remembered this. Alright, we gotta get to the game.
Speaker 2:Oh, you were right to it.
Speaker 3:I knew it.
Speaker 2:Do your metal. One dude.
Speaker 3:Dude, I was waiting for that. Ice, ice Baby Dude, that rendition's so good how would I do it, play it.
Speaker 2:I was just going to dude Ice, ice, baby fucking metal Too cold?
Speaker 3:Is it called Too Cold, too Cold? Dude, I used to. I had this on.
Speaker 2:My brother loved it.
Speaker 3:Probably Because it was ice, ice, baby metal, Baby metal. Yeah Too Cold dude. I used to listen to this like it was going out of fucking style man.
Speaker 1:You know what it was.
Speaker 2:It was his way to make money off of the song.
Speaker 3:finally, I read that Beldy, or or from Korg, did the guitars on this. I don't know if that's true or not. I'm not sure if that's true. I heard a rumor that a dude from Korg played the fucking guitars on this. I used to rock this song so hard Ice, ice baby. This is nu metal at its best, right.
Speaker 2:What they should have done was taken a whole bunch of 90s, early 90s rappers and had them do this. So you can't touch this. And whoop, there it is, sir Mix-a-lot, and turn it out of this. So you can't touch this and won't. There it is and sir mix a lot yeah, that would awesome.
Speaker 3:I like this part what ramps up a bit whoo that guitars nasty.
Speaker 2:Do you like that thing? I texted a mess alright, tagged you in a little John stinkface, dude dude. Oh yeah, dude Dude. I do that all the time, I know. That's why I thought I was like dude John.
Speaker 3:Did you ever hear the Roll it Up by Vanilla Ice? Have you ever heard that song?
Speaker 5:No, I think this was on this.
Speaker 3:It wasn't on this album, but it was on the follow-up to the Extreme. Have you to the extreme. If you ever heard, oh my god, it's so bad, but I love it so much, is it an old rap song? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's from like the he's what he's trying to go gangster, it's from like the gangster yeah, I think there's a video him in the streets yeah like under, like a, an overpass yeah, I think I may have showed this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think you did show it, but I'm down to watch it again I love this fucking song.
Speaker 3:It's so horrible.
Speaker 2:I love it so bad.
Speaker 3:Yes, I thought I did.
Speaker 1:Because I'm totally down to watch it again. Roll them up, roll up the hootie back. Roll them up, roll them up. Roll up the hootie back.
Speaker 2:I remember people used to say that when I was in elementary school Roll up the hootie back. Roll up the hootie back, roll em up, roll up the hootie back. I remember people used to say that when I was in elementary school Roll up the hootie back. Roll up the hootie back yeah.
Speaker 3:Roll em up. Roll up the hootie back.
Speaker 2:Roll em up.
Speaker 5:Roll up the hootie back Looks like kid and play the worms have spices so I can feel nice it's the breeze coolin' like a summer dream, cause it's the I-C-E and you know I got to feel it, I saw it and I ain't gotta steal it Cause we on the set, that's fact and you know I love. Why do I know the words Point five? Cause I get rhythm.
Speaker 3:And because you're a vanilla ice man. I love vanilla ice. I'm sorry, no, I'm not actually.
Speaker 5:Fire, fire. It isn't my desire, don't need to get it quick, cause it's calling me.
Speaker 3:Hurry, roll it out these. I see Now roll the hoodie back so we spot the party. You know I smoke good stuff.
Speaker 2:So go and get your party. See, john was listening to Vanilla Ice. I was more into Cypress Hill. You feel it, you?
Speaker 3:feel it, you want it. You want it, Roll it. I listen to Ironically. So when you said this, I was thinking of roll it up, light it up, smoke it up. I listed this out ironically and I admit it Because I love it. It's so bad, it's good.
Speaker 2:This is like the Roll it up, roll it up and tuck your sack from the back. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha.
Speaker 3:Oh, what a time to be alive. I mean, forget NWA and Dre and all the forget about all that. Dude, we had vanilla ice with dreads vanilla ice.
Speaker 2:What like? What it was was vanilla ice was suburban. White kids were able to listen to gangster rap, kind of and not have to worry about explicit lyric labels.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I suppose that's like the tag team, dude.
Speaker 2:I remember, oh dude, it was so bad, it was called soft and wet. They had whoop, there it is. It was like whoop there, it is, a batch of nude you know like yeah, used to rap the whole fucking song.
Speaker 2:Then they had soft and wet. Yeah, you know how I like them Soft and wet. Actually, you know what I think it is? No, that was MC Hammer. Mc Hammer had soft and wet and then Tag Team had dropped them draws, dropped them draws, dropped them draws. Maybe let's get wild, let's do it up, hit it up doggy style. Dude, it was nasty. Dude is soft and wet. Is MC Hammer soft and Wet on here, dude? Can we see if it's on here?
Speaker 2:Man we're getting away from metal and just kind of checking out the old school.
Speaker 4:I'm done, that's okay.
Speaker 2:Soft and Wet.
Speaker 3:I think we may have listened to this before, but I will listen to it again. Maybe she's Soft and Wet.
Speaker 2:Sounds like Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3:This should have been on the Turtle Soundtrack, like all the video games.
Speaker 2:Yo baby, tell me what's your name. See, this is what I was listening to While John was hitting up Vanilla Ice. Just as good.
Speaker 3:Did you have the single or did you have?
Speaker 2:the whole album.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was like have you seen her? Yeah, what a great fucking album.
Speaker 2:What other promise?
Speaker 3:song was on this Hammer man. Have you seen?
Speaker 2:her. Yeah, what a great fucking album. What other Providence song was on this Hammer man? Have you seen her? Hammer man, you can't touch this. You can't touch this. Okay, excuse me girl.
Speaker 1:I don't mean no disrespect, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Let me see it, let me see what other songs?
Speaker 3:I'm going to look it up dancing with that side dude for like like seven, eight years ago, the god damn style turned into a preacher dude, yeah. And then he came back like he did, like a guest appearance on the american music awards with that side the gundam style, right? Oh yeah, gundam style dude. Have you seen that performance?
Speaker 2:oh, here comes the hammer. Remember, here comes the hammer, oh, here, comes the hammer. Remember here comes the hammer, here comes the hammer. Yo, sweetness, that's a good one, check out. Yo, sweetness bro, try that one. Pray, remember pray. That's why we pray, just to make it today, yo sweet.
Speaker 5:Gimme, gimme, gimme gimme. Yo sweetness, gimme gimme, gimme, gimme. It's my weakness. Gimme gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme gimme. That's why we pray.
Speaker 2:Just to make it today. Dancing machine Help the children. I don't remember that one. This is what we do. There's a whole bunch who did that song from the turtle soundtrack.
Speaker 3:I always wondered what we was that. Hammer 2 it is FC Hammer.
Speaker 4:This is what we do. This is what we do, this is what we do.
Speaker 1:This is what we do no-transcript Vanilla.
Speaker 3:Ice is one of the suggestions for MC Hammer. You got any cigarettes, menthol or regular? Who was that dude? The leader of the Foot Clan?
Speaker 2:Oh, Sam Rockwell Sam.
Speaker 3:Rockwell, that's it. I always. This movie still fucking holds up to this day for the, for the record. I love them for the record. While we're all the subject of tmt 1990, this movie still fucking holds up to this day. Just say, wish they would do more movies like this, like with practical puppetry, but I get it what the fuck is styles, styles, yeah, it's, s-t-y-l-z, is uh.
Speaker 2:Is uh one of those old we're doing we're going to hip-hop, yeah, yeah, we're gonna old school hip-hop, dude, s-t-y-l-z, yeah, uh. Let me see. Number one song is this is four this is f-o-r no, just four.
Speaker 3:Number four, the fuck, was it up? Top styles bounce for a minute wow, they don't have uh what's this from? Is this just something random you looked up, or what?
Speaker 2:Oh, it's DJ Nasty Knock Sways and Styles. But look up Glacier. That's Styles by himself. Glacier, Glacier.
Speaker 3:G-L-A-C. G-l-a-c. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Glacier Styles S-T-Y-L-Z G-L S styles s-t-y-l-z-g-l-s-t-y-l-z-n-n-g-l-g-l styles glue no, no, uh, space, gl, glacier, glacier, g-l-a-i-c-i-e-r. That's like new shit, dude. Nah, go ahead and take that shit off. We don't want that, dude. Is this on the bottom? Of something yeah it's the bottom of MC Hammer, dude. Oh, the fuck is going on with that.
Speaker 3:We want old school. You would think they would have more old school stuff at the bottom there.
Speaker 2:What about Cool Moe, d Cool Moe? I've heard of that K-O-O-L, space, m-o-e and then D-E-E and Wild Wild West. Is that the same fucking thing? Is it?
Speaker 3:Wicked Wicked, wild, wicked, wicked, wild, wicked, wicked.
Speaker 1:Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild Wicked Wicked Wild.
Speaker 5:Wicked.
Speaker 3:Wicked Wild W oh wait wrong one.
Speaker 2:This is our number one song dude From 1987.
Speaker 3:Is that DeOtt Sanders, prime time Dude? He had a song too, didn't he?
Speaker 2:He did I don't remember it it yeah, let's look his up.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:MC Hammer type, though. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Speaker 1:Browns jersey.
Speaker 5:What Browns jersey, what, what? Ah, ah, it's got to be cause I got people who wanna be my friend, people I never knew, people I never thought about Associated with I don't know what it means. Talk to me, check it out, cause.
Speaker 3:I've been relaxed. When games are on the table, I get to have a good time. This is so bad.
Speaker 4:My hair is done, my fingernails too.
Speaker 2:God, I hate it. He sounds like he's mentally retarded. My hair was nine Dude.
Speaker 3:I'm one and new Horrible that is so bad.
Speaker 2:He sounds like Dom DeLuise when he's doing the Godfather thing. Yeah, bro, you know yeah.
Speaker 3:What's the straight to my feet? I don't know. Sampling George Clinton. Good Burger did it better. Why was Shawclaw Van Damme?
Speaker 2:You know what it looks like? Shitty fucking Bobby Brown video.
Speaker 3:Dude.
Speaker 2:Bobby Brown is shit Is.
Speaker 3:Shawclaw Van Damme fucking rapping this.
Speaker 4:Is this from the Street?
Speaker 3:Fighter movie yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, it is.
Speaker 3:See, that's all the Street Fighter dudes. Oh, this must have been on the soundtrack.
Speaker 1:Kind of a weird song for the Street Fighter movie. What the fuck?
Speaker 3:Is that a?
Speaker 1:John Clark Van.
Speaker 3:Damme dance. Yeah, dude, I've never seen this. Oh my God, dude, this would have been bad for even 1994.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna lie, I like it better than his fucking other song.
Speaker 3:I do like this better than the other one, who was like a sports dude, had a really good song. It was a boxer, mike Tyson.
Speaker 5:You know what it's the thing.
Speaker 3:Buster Douglas, roy Jones, I think.
Speaker 2:George Jones.
Speaker 3:Roy, fucking Roy Rogers. I don't fucking remember who it is. It was Roy Jones. Dude, I was right, can't be touched. I used to love this song back in the day.
Speaker 2:Man, I wish I would have played that. I'm like Chip Oaks, man. What I wish I would have played that when I was a kid. Oh I didn't get it at first. I like that fucking, all that fucking strings and shit.
Speaker 4:Roy Jones was a badass motherfucker too.
Speaker 2:I love this song, though, dude, I'm digging it so far it's so good. I like it when he's like, like when he was, like when you niggers gonna learn.
Speaker 1:You dropped the hard art yeah.
Speaker 2:The Arctic Puffin.
Speaker 3:You know, dmx would have been really good on this song too. That would have been awesome. I on this song too, that would have been awesome, but, uh, I I think dmx and ja rule would have been awesome on this. I think ja rule would have been good on it I I just thought of like sports figures who had songs, and roy jones jr was one.
Speaker 2:Let's look up some more of them just one that popped out like it's like a famous like, because I know um. We got eddie murphy All the Time. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:My girl likes to party all the time.
Speaker 3:I love that song. Rick James wrote that song.
Speaker 5:Party all the time. That's a good song. It's a great fucking song.
Speaker 2:You know it's one of the worst, though A lot of people think it sucks.
Speaker 5:Oh, no, it ain't, it's fucking awesome, it's catchy as fuck.
Speaker 2:Rick, it's catchy as fuck. Rick James wrote that it's fucking good. Yeah, he's even in the video.
Speaker 3:So we're just gonna talk. We don't got much time so we can do maybe a couple.
Speaker 2:Celebrities with songs. Celebrities that.
Speaker 3:Made songs, so I did Chanel, so I day Chanel. Scarlett Jode Hanson had a song. What's her song? Russell Crowe had a song.
Speaker 2:Well, we know Jared Leto did, because he was in 30 seconds.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I do that, cheater yeah that Bruce Willis?
Speaker 2:Yeah, look at Bruce.
Speaker 3:Bruce Willis yeah, dude, we got to see this.
Speaker 2:And we do know Patrick Swayze does. She's Like the Wind, which was a great song.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 5:Rock me in your arms, baby, rock me in your arms. Baby, rock me in your arms. Baby, rock me, little girl Rock me in your arms.
Speaker 3:I don't know where this is going to go.
Speaker 2:Come on, don't talk about mothers. Oh no, I don't know, they're shitty.
Speaker 1:All right, thank you.
Speaker 5:Thank you very much. I want to thank you all for coming down to Rocky's tonight.
Speaker 4:We will be here every weekend for your enjoyment.
Speaker 2:Three minutes of video with the song and two minutes of it are fucking cinema shit. Oh diehard fucking. Moonlighting fucking Bruce Willis yeah. Moonlighting, fucking Bruce Willis yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, the place is dead. Bruno, I'm taking off. Lock the place up for me.
Speaker 4:Okay, ron, see you later, babe. Come on Beginning of fucking Roseanne. I fucking it's like if you took a shy guy.
Speaker 2:What the fuck, I'm good.
Speaker 3:Jennifer Love.
Speaker 2:Jennifer Love. Oh yeah, she did have music, didn't she? Celebrities with songs for other artists we don't give a shit about that. Celebrities who have hit songs.
Speaker 3:What is the article? Jack Black, don't count.
Speaker 2:Kevin Bacon. Holy shit, I sound like a fucking duck. Michael Caine had a song.
Speaker 3:Chevy Chase had a song. What's Chevy Chase's song?
Speaker 2:Chevy Chase had a song, it better Chevy Chase's song. Chevy Chase had a song it better not be.
Speaker 3:You Can Call Me Al. I don't think we that don't count. I love that video, though Of course that's the first one that pops up.
Speaker 2:Mix Chevy Chase no Chevy Chase.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not counting that, that doesn't count. Russell Crowe, fighte, fighting around the world.
Speaker 2:What call it? Call kid. Oh yeah, pizza. I like that he was in there. Uh, righteous james yes, yes as uh his son, as baby billy's son yeah, that was a good, that was good.
Speaker 3:I like that Right Gosling.
Speaker 2:Fucking Stephen King. Stephen King has a song.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is going to be I hope so, Dude. This is probably going to be the last one I'm just running out of time, I don't see it.
Speaker 2:A nice Stephen King. Okay, I'm just gonna Stephen King.
Speaker 3:The author also had Dab to music. Play the guitar For rock bottom. Oh he was in a band.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, play music oh.
Speaker 3:Uh, geroloto, yeah that, we don't count that. For Rock Bottom, oh, he was in a band. Jared Leto, we don't count that, steve.
Speaker 2:Martin. Steve Martin's an amazing banjo player.
Speaker 3:Yeah, taylor Bubbles, yeah, taylor Bubbles. Is pretty reckless.
Speaker 2:Keanu Reeves, so Steve's on.
Speaker 3:Tim Robbins yeah, it was at Folk Music had his old band by Rudolph.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, JD Pinkett Smith.
Speaker 3:Dude, her fucking band was good. I liked them a lot. Man, Is that Billy Bob Thornton?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what the fuck Billy Bob Thornton song was there.
Speaker 3:Most notably, the lead vocalist of the Boxmasters, the group of blues band rock band Formed in 2007, had a string of albums under his belt Alright, I'm game.
Speaker 4:Group of blues band, rock band formed in 2007 and has string of albums under his belt, alright.
Speaker 2:I'm Gabe, a poor house. I'll give you a ring. That's why Tammy has my car.
Speaker 3:I don't want the Christmas, the fuck.
Speaker 2:This thing's doing whatever it wants it does?
Speaker 3:It's trying to tell me we gotta go. Oh, he's old, great old Opry.
Speaker 4:This is an old hillbilly song that I wrote with Marty Stewart years and years ago, based on a story told to us by Jim Varney. It's about an old woman who never got to see a train. It's called that Mountain.
Speaker 2:It's not even on their list. That's a fat dude from Blues Traveler.
Speaker 3:Now, this is the Rosetta.
Speaker 2:Fucking Blues Brothers. There's a big black train. He's got a Bob Dylan Fucking Tom Petty.
Speaker 1:Feel to him my mama's sitting in it thinking about that world out there. She wants to go over that mountain to see what's on the other side.
Speaker 2:Dude, go down to here, Go back. If you don't mind, go down to that, I'll give you a ring. I want to hear what the regular recorded shit is. That was, that was their like country shit or whatever.
Speaker 1:What the fuck I can't say that Can.
Speaker 3:I. Maybe they're Jotty Cash. That was a Weezer. I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 4:My britches got all tight.
Speaker 3:The first time they met me.
Speaker 2:Not only was I, it's like you did this song in between School for Scoundrels.
Speaker 4:We're going to have to end with that, billy.
Speaker 2:Bob Thornton Billy.
Speaker 3:Bob Thornton, hillbilly singer. But that's all we got today. We thank everyone for listening, thank you. Thank you, I need the parting words. No, I just want to say thank you everybody for listening, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:I need the party words. No, I just want to say thank you everybody for listening, like usual, um, um, yeah, that's pretty much about it, thanks. Yeah, whatever I'm fucking tired dude I know, dude, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3:Uh, yeah, seriously, thank everybody for listening and uh, yeah, you want to do me a favor?
Speaker 2:out there, if you are listening grab your girlfriends or wife's big floppy titties yes, and just fucking bounce some babies around yes, and while you're doing it, tell her it's every day with john and jay yep, yes, I'm gonna do it when I get home, dude, when my wife gets up, we're all going to do it. I'm going to watch John go out there to the chair and get slapped the shit out of him.
Speaker 3:Jay's going to watch me do what I've done here and then he's going to. Jay's going to FaceTime me while he does it to his wife and I'm going to get really, really turned on. No, I'm not. So. Get really, really, really turned on. No, I'm not. So. We thank everybody for listening and you can catch us next week. Happy Father's Day everybody.
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely, I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Sugar Peace out Girl Scouts Later homies.