It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 175: Nostalgia Unleashed: Revisiting John and Jay's Classic Sketches
Journey with us through the comedic time machine as we celebrate our 175th episode by unearthing comedy gold from our archives! This special retrospective episode reveals the raw, unfiltered humor that shaped our podcast's identity from the very beginning.
The laughs kick off with our unvarnished take on the Happy Gilmore 2 trailer, where we dissect Hollywood's ongoing love affair with nostalgia and question whether Adam Sandler's upcoming sequel can recapture the magic of the original. Our no-holds-barred analysis reflects our commitment to honest comedy criticism – we call it like we see it, even when it means questioning beloved franchises.
Then comes the unexpected reveal of John's secret AI metal project "Fermented Fear," complete with a world premiere of "Ashes of Salem" – a legitimately impressive track blending clean vocals with aggressive screaming sections. The detailed breakdown of creating AI-generated music and visuals showcases how we're constantly exploring new creative frontiers while staying true to our metal roots.
The heart of the episode delivers exactly what longtime listeners crave – a hilarious revisiting of our earliest comedy sketches. From the wildly inappropriate Fraggle Rock parody that had us both in stitches, to the introduction of the now-beloved Jerry character at the movie theater, these unscripted moments capture the spontaneous magic that defined our early work. The imperfections and ad-libs in these sketches often make them funnier, proving that sometimes the best comedy comes from embracing the unexpected.
As we reflect on 175 episodes of creative partnership, we share exciting updates about our music recording plans and career developments. Whether you've been with us since episode one or just discovered us today, this blend of nostalgia, new creative ventures, and our signature irreverent humor demonstrates why our unfiltered approach to comedy continues to resonate. Join us next week as we keep pushing comedic boundaries – there's plenty more where this came from!
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It's everyday with John and Jay. Comedy Skits, random bullshit, tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day and it's my day. This is our day and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on, you like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and aj. Let's rock. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to a another episode fucking three.
Speaker 2:welcomes, welcome, welcome to another episode, fucking three welcomes you lucky bastards Welcome welcome, welcome, that's all you get.
Speaker 1:I usually get a dirty glare when I come over to John's, that's right.
Speaker 2:Actually, I got to keep Jason in a whole different wing of my home because he offends us, because I'm black. Because Jason is secretly black. Everybody he, rosa Parks, my ass. Yeah, she sat her tire black ass down.
Speaker 1:That's all she did. Dude, I saw a meme today. Have you seen that meme? Where it shows a basketball team or whatever, and five of them are so dark, black, and it says I got five more characters to unlock. I don't think I've seen that, dude. Let me see if I can find it on my phone. I've got to show John this Dude it's five black kids on the team and they're so dark, like I'm talking like midnight dark and Did you see the Happy Gilmore 2 trailer?
Speaker 2:by the way, not the newest one, but yeah, there's a newer one that just came out Pretty much gives away the whole movie. Fyi, if you really want to see it. Pretty much, I think you've just, in my opinion, I think you pretty much just watched the whole movie in this trailer. Okay, I get it now because, like they're unlockable, yeah, they look like like like the fucking uh silhouettes.
Speaker 1:That's what they look like. No, I have not watched the new trailer. Do you want to watch it?
Speaker 2:If you want. I have to tell you what. If you don't want spoilers, I would not watch it. If you don't care about that, you're going to watch it anyway. Okay, let's go Alrighty.
Speaker 1:I'm going to watch it anyway. My name is Happy Gilmore. I think I might have seen this one 30 years ago.
Speaker 3:I decided to give golf a try.
Speaker 1:But even when you're at the top of your game that's me golfing.
Speaker 3:You can always shank one. Happy Gilmore sucks.
Speaker 1:Oh, eat a bag of how are you going to put Vienna through ballet school? It's $75,000 a year. That's four years, that's 333.
Speaker 2:John daly, that's okay. If john daly's not a main, he won't be, I think it's just a cameo. But if john daly is a main character in this movie, I'm gonna fucking love that. I love john. If john daly's like one of his best friends in the movie, that's so awesome, because John Daly's the fucking man. Terrible math, johnny. It's 300 grand.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't even know where to start.
Speaker 2:Let them see the happy I fell in love with Is that the same girl?
Speaker 1:Is that the same woman? Ah, maybe God, she's hot, there's no way, that's the same.
Speaker 2:Let me see, dude, what's her face time to do some research yeah, I saw this and I'm like that's not the original girl, is it? I think?
Speaker 1:is it I?
Speaker 2:think it might be. I mean, I don't, I can't tell yeah, she's back in it.
Speaker 1:Julie bowen, that is her. Okay, holy shit, yeah, she just looks. She just smoke show, dude. She looks like way hotter now than she did back then. Oh, she's seasoned like Julie Bowen.
Speaker 2:That is her okay. Holy shit, she just smokeshowed, dude. She looks way hotter now than she did back then.
Speaker 1:She's seasoned like a fine wine.
Speaker 3:You gotta do it Dad. Let's go, let's go get him Dad. I know how to do it Dad.
Speaker 2:So real note, this guy right here, that's that MJF guy that I showed you a few weeks ago, that guy from that wrestler. He's that I showed you a few weeks ago. That guy from that wrestler, he's one of Happy Gilmore's sons. I think, oh, this is that guy, that guy did the elbow.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's like his real daughter, it kind of does. He's breaking in to get another caddy you just met. All right, we're going to go.
Speaker 3:But you bring those.
Speaker 1:They're redoing the caddy doesn't always doing Joe Happy Gilmore didn't have things flowing on the first, oh yeah. Check out the name tag grandson, you're in my, I'm gonna go there reprise. Everyone is talking about your comeback, kid Happy.
Speaker 3:Gilmore, happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2:Happy.
Speaker 3:Gilmore. We've been watching you play Mr Gilmore so inspiring. My dad loved you, man. I am so sorry, Get on here I got some Gorilla Glue.
Speaker 1:Come on, remember the happy place I went to you. Go to yours, yeah, because you know wooden hands are hereditary.
Speaker 3:You didn't know that. Oh yes, oh, my God, rory Jackass, bingo Woo, jack Nicholson, you stole my life from me. Why would I want to steal the life of somebody who eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
Speaker 1:You know what this is? This looks like if you took Happy Gilmore and threw it into a nursing home His quips and stuff Like dude. What made the pieces of shit for breakfast thing so funny it?
Speaker 2:was so spot.
Speaker 3:It was fast and quick yeah now they're like pieces of shit for breakfast. I'll see that joke is like remember this member bear?
Speaker 2:it's just a big member berry, so you're like remember this joke, that's pieces of shit for breakfast.
Speaker 1:This is a nostalgia writing movie. That's what it is, but it's free on netflix.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna watch it of course, like I'm not, it's smart to put it on netflix, because I can't imagine being in theaters and doing relatively anything at the box office, is it netflix owned by happy madison by now?
Speaker 1:is it has to be because, dude, all of adam sailor movies go on netflix.
Speaker 2:Apparently eminem's in this movie too. Evidently it's some some way. I hate that.
Speaker 1:I hate the fact that he's throwing all these like real-time. I don't like the real-time golfer shit. I don't like it in here, I don't. I hate it. I think the first one was great, because none of the? Because, dude, they had famous golfers back then but they didn't put any of them in there. I mean, lee trevino made it oh lee trevino, trevino, yeah, but he looked like. He looked like fucking.
Speaker 2:He looked like Lieutenant Harris.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The only time I kind of liked Things like that was like At Talladega Nights. They kind of they sprinkled in some real nasty, oh, like Dale Earnhardt Jr asking for an autograph.
Speaker 1:But it was a cameo.
Speaker 2:It was a quick thing, it was kind of funny. And this is just like real golfers, everybody. That's the joke. They're real people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not like he was playing against fucking Jack Nicklaus back in the day.
Speaker 2:Jack Nicklaus made it kid. Did you see Jack Nicklaus in this? Yeah, like. Okay, jack Nicklaus is like yeah, I got nothing better to do.
Speaker 1:Geriatric fuck.
Speaker 2:Geriatric fuck, I love.
Speaker 1:Jack Nichols. He's an amazing dude.
Speaker 2:The only time I would be okay with it is say like so he used. So Happy Madison, you know, used Rex Ryan and not himself. Was it him? No, it wasn't himself, he was the lawyer. So he, that was a real coach as a different character.
Speaker 1:but they did the joke where, oh man, where he liked the Patriots.
Speaker 2:He liked the Patriots and he was a Jets coach. He was a Jets coach. He was the coach of the Jets during camera gate, you know, when the Patriots got caught filming the Jets' practice and shit and he was. That was a whole controversy. Don't mess with the genius. Don't mess with the genius. Hey, don't mess with my Tom Brady poster.
Speaker 1:Look at that jawline Probably one of the best jokes, like in a movie created. That was it right there. Like having Rex Ryan, they'd be like that's funny because that makes, because people will recognize. They'd be like John Harbaugh being a fucking Ohio State fan. Yeah, I would fucking laugh my ass off it would. He'd be disowned.
Speaker 2:It's jokes like now if John Daly, if he's playing himself, fine, but if it's just going to be, he needs to be the one-off best friend. He befriends John Daly because they're kind of not the same person but they're that kind of off-kilter, um, enigmatic, uh, maverick kind of people. You know that. Or they just kind of do what they fucking want to do alan cover.
Speaker 1:How's alan cover not in this movie? And the thing is what really bothers me as before he was up as a caddy. Well, he was the caddy, but like alan cover, maybe like, and even then maybe getting another bum to be your fucking caddy or something, I don't know they took that joke and they made it way worse.
Speaker 2:They're like jeffy gober has another caddy he's trying out. Remember remember the first movie? The caddy didn't really know what he was doing because he was a bum. Remember it's like no, that was funny, because he was a bum and he just kind of like went with it and it worked great and first of all, it showed Happy Gilmore's like humility. Yeah, it's like he just like oh.
Speaker 1:He had a humanitarian side.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like oh, there's an old guy out here, or there's a guy homeless oh, he's just doing his job, his job. Yeah, leave him alone. Now they're like taking that joke and just flipping it on its head and like remember, remember the candy.
Speaker 1:He didn't know the candy and then like my uh, I don't know man, it's just to me, it just I think this movie is going to be a straight up try to.
Speaker 2:It's going to be another anchorman to force the humor kind of shit, that movie so much you know it's easy for me to say that about. And here's me, like you know, dusting the, you know fucking slobbing on the guild of ghostbusters and shit, but to me, like I just can't stand these fucking movies ghostbusters wasn't a redo of the like.
Speaker 1:I get it. They're doing the same thing, they're busting ghosts, whatever, but it's not. Each of them are different standalone stories, dude. You can watch one, two or three, four or whatever, yeah, whereas, whereas anchorman, dude, like the same movie took off, yeah, like it was set after the second one, and it was just what the fuck is, you know, and it took it's such a it's just a half-assed hair braid setup for this movie.
Speaker 2:It's like, oh happy, gilmer has a daughter and he wants to put her through dance school and if?
Speaker 1:anchorman was the first movie, I would have hated anchorman. If anchorman 2 was the first movie, I would have hated anchorman. I would have been like nope, I'm good, you know, and I think that's why will ferrell is very smart for not making another Step Brothers, because everybody's asked him to. He said no way, no way, no, you do not.
Speaker 2:You just got to leave these movies alone.
Speaker 1:It's like writing on the coattails of nostalgia we are.
Speaker 2:There's no original ideas in Hollywood and honestly I don't think that's necessarily Hollywood's fault. That's just consumer thing. People want to be reminded of things that they love, and the thing about it is that when original ideas do come through hollywood, it never does well at the box office, does it do well? The only people want to see are are fucking marvel movies and old nostalgia. That's it. That's all I want. That's the sad tale of movies these days and I don't, and I'll never go.
Speaker 2:I'll never go voluntarily watch a fucking marvel movie. I don't give a fuck how many they pull that's. That's the exception to the rule, because it's taking the piss out of marvel, which I really like.
Speaker 1:So it's makes fun of disney and makes fun of disney and marvel and dc and everything.
Speaker 2:It takes the piss out of those movies, which is fucking hilarious. So that's why I like it so much, because it's just making fun of the in-universe bullshit. Because I fucking hate Marvel, I like X-Men and I like those X-Men movies, but there wasn't a cinematic universe.
Speaker 1:You like X-Men, like trans women or?
Speaker 2:whatever X-Trans, men don't even get started on it. You imagine like Wolver, sheen Wolver. Sheen, wolver, sheen. Don't even get started on it. You imagine like Wolver-she, wolver-she, wolver-she, wolver-she. It's like nails are painted.
Speaker 1:Biclops, biclops.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, they need to change the gender fluid on that one man.
Speaker 1:Yeast, yeast, yeast.
Speaker 2:Oh my god Banshee.
Speaker 1:Banshee yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, man dude. Yeah, it writes itself. I love it. Yeah, let's pitch it to fucking. Who owns Marvel Disney? Now, still, fuck, sounds great. They'll make it too, because you know Disney, they really think outside the box with things like that too.
Speaker 1:So but, uh, but anyway uh yeah, we got a different kind of show for you today. We got some stuff we want we're gonna okay so a few.
Speaker 2:So this is episode 175 yes, back in 170 175 episodes, so we decided to go back into the archive 175th anniversary weekly anniversary so yeah, weekly anniversary.
Speaker 1:We're gonna go back into the archive but we did a show show back in August of last year, when I was on vacation. John did a show where he just showcased some of our sketches from back in the day to relive them and talk about them. So we're going to do the same thing today.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to tell you what they are, I'm just going to play them.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I can't wait, I love it. Oh, fraggle rock, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:sprocket, sprocket, you old cunt, you want some more peanut butter some of these older ones are kind of quiet because I couldn't. The mix was kind of bad, a A little pee-pee popsicle there.
Speaker 1:huh, buddy, a little pee-pee and jay a little pee-pee and juice for you sprocket, you fucking douche dog. That fucking douche dog, the dozers you fucking faggot. Fuck your cares away. Shoot her with another spray, Let the music play. She can suck my cock. Attention up there, dozers you fucking.
Speaker 2:You may hear me laugh in the background.
Speaker 1:Daring for another day. Suck my dick away. Gonna suck my cock, fuck. Who cares away? Fucking for another day. Let my dick go, spray All upon your face. Look out, gary, doo-dee-doo-dee-doo, doo-dee-dum-dum, and I gotta come-come, doo-ba-doo-ba-doo.
Speaker 2:Look at the sound effects.
Speaker 1:Come-come-come, doo-dum-dum-dum, doo-dum-dum-dum, gonna come, gonna come, gonna come, gonna come.
Speaker 3:Hey Taylor gets away Fucking for another day. Gonna bang your wife.
Speaker 1:Look, there's a fucking fraggle. Come over here, suck my fraggle cock, na na na na na Banging on your mama live Bang, bang, bang, bang. Gonna suck my dick. That's so good. Second gonna come and spray on your fucking ass. If you suck my cock, fucking on the spray.
Speaker 3:Gonna call me Jay Fucking, suck my cock.
Speaker 1:Fucking suck my cock. It's a fire goes. Dozers you fucking faggots. Dozers you fucking faggots. Yeah, dude, what a they're like some of the I love listening to these going back and listen to these old ones and we're looking at john was pulling up everything. It is ridiculous how many skits and shit we have saved in the archives. It is ridiculous. Like right now I'm watching him scroll, so let's see how it is. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:You. Oh wait, I got a better way to do this.
Speaker 1:Properties.
Speaker 2:So we've done 193. So we've done 175 episodes, but we have over 193 songs, so we've probably we've done some including tim and jerry and everything, or is that just no, this is just such a song.
Speaker 1:This is socks boot folder holy shit.
Speaker 2:So we have 193. So I think we've done some.
Speaker 1:Maybe we hit either a haven't released, oh, man, or I don't know, and I don't even know which one's like burning for you oh yeah that, even that even gets saved.
Speaker 2:That's so bad.
Speaker 1:Uh, let's do another one here there's one that was gonna push, push me into the church, dude, that would have been it, dude I'll do vlc.
Speaker 2:That way I could turn it up a little more if it's quiet, because some of these early ones I couldn't get mixed really well.
Speaker 1:This is Love Bites. Yeah, love Bites.
Speaker 3:Really long intro. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Try to stay quiet so they don't hear me when I'm outside. Do they attract to me? Don't want any bug bites.
Speaker 2:So when I hear this on the radio, I sing this now. Shut up, john. So when I hear this on the radio, I sing this now, just leave me alone. Shut up, john.
Speaker 1:Jump in the water just to get them to leave. But they come in swarm. They want a piece of me. Oh, ouch, ouch, that's four of them. That's four of them, that's four of them.
Speaker 2:I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 1:And I'm at home, Try not to go outside or have to run and hide. Oh, come on, I don't want to use some oil baby To keep these fucking bugs from eating me. Maybe I know you think that I'm just running back now. I want to cover myself and tie myself in a sack now. I want to cover myself and tie myself in a sack now.
Speaker 3:Bug bites.
Speaker 1:Bee stings. Dude, it's so good, they're bringing me to my knees. Bug bites, bee stings. It's no surprise. Bug bites, bee stings. It's no surprise. Bug bites, be stings All over me. Oh my God, god, these suck, you fucking assholes.
Speaker 3:You should wear some off, maybe that'll help.
Speaker 2:Why do I have to do it? They suck Literally. It's freaking titsy.
Speaker 1:When I wear long sleeves.
Speaker 2:Did you write this one out, or was this off the cuff one? These early ones are so good. There were some ones that were rough, but a lot of these were fucking hilarious. I wear shorts.
Speaker 1:as I jump off the porch, they come after me. I'm a smorgasbord.
Speaker 3:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:That's so good. I don't want to be out here. Unprotected Smorgasbord, that's fucking good. They're coming at me like a fucking insect.
Speaker 3:Bug bites Bug bees, bug bees.
Speaker 1:It's bringing me to my knees. Bug bites, bee stings. It's no surprise. Bug bites, bee stings. What the fuck you bees Fucking bees? God damn, yeah, fuck the bees. I can't go to a picnic without being accosted. Dude, I could put sugar on the other side of the fucking place. Man On the other side of the pavilion Fucking these goddamn bugs and bees are just flying around me.
Speaker 2:Dude, I could put sugar on the other side of the fucking place man On the other side of the pavilion Fucking. These goddamn bugs and bees are just flying around me.
Speaker 1:Put some vinegar in a cup or something Maybe that'll attract them.
Speaker 2:I'll try that, we'll try that I don't know.
Speaker 1:Man, I've almost tried everything.
Speaker 2:I'm exhausted Eat a bee suit or something dude.
Speaker 1:I don't want to go outside and get chewed on up. I even drink a little cup of sugar-free 7-Up. I hope that they don't see. That doesn't prove that I didn't write this out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if there was anything that proves that this was off the cuff, that's right there.
Speaker 1:I'm going to break it, which to me makes it funnier.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if there was anything that proves that this was off the cuff, that's right there.
Speaker 1:Which to me makes it funnier. They're fucking all over me. Bug bites, be stings. Oh my god, I love this so much. Oh, bug bites, be stings.
Speaker 2:I wish I was better at mixing this back Go to anti-breed bug bites bee stings.
Speaker 1:It's no surprise bug bites, bee stings Get them off of me.
Speaker 3:Oh, I can't get them off of me Fucking get them off of me Please.
Speaker 2:Quarter zone shot or something.
Speaker 3:Fucking God damn.
Speaker 1:What are you doing From my girl?
Speaker 3:What did you say? What? What did you say Dude, I missed that, dude, the my girl thing, I didn't hear it. What?
Speaker 2:did you say what? What'd you say dude? I missed that Dude, the my Girl thing I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1:Listen to this. There's a lot of stings. Dude, I feel like the kid from my Girl. My God, dude, fuck my Girl Dude. That's hilarious man. See, I know I like I. I love our old shit. Our old shit's so fun and a lot, like you said, a lot of it's unscripted and it was uh, it was off the cuff. So like a lot of times sarah will ask me when she listens. She'll be like is this ad-libbed? A lot of times we used we wrote them out, but most of the time it is most of the time the shit's ad-libbed and you could tell at the minor mess-ups, like for a second I thought I wrote, I think it makes it more.
Speaker 2:I think they it makes it charming and it's a lot more fun. It's more funny yeah, like, yeah, you'll get maybe tighter lyrics for writing it out, but just making shit up is I think it's, it's, it's unpredictable and it's. I think it's just funnier, because comedy is sometimes it's like that, you know like you know ad-libbing stuff and uh, who's like a who's line thing, you know whatever they call that planetarium I can't wait for that.
Speaker 1:Dude. I did it's gonna planetarium.
Speaker 2:I can't think of a more wussy metal song in the whole world than singing about a planetarium, planetarium.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see them. Planets Cost me three Planetarium.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, that's funny.
Speaker 1:That's going to be our song next week. I can't wait for that.
Speaker 2:But we are going to take a break and we're going to do a few more, but first a world debut on the podcast.
Speaker 1:You know what we should do. What's that? Rather than taking a break, we should jam your song okay, and live with it. All right. So instead of taking a break today, we are going to go live with john's new song that he created so, and this is his voice.
Speaker 2:It's not my voice. No, it's not my voice, dude it would have been funny like we're like damn bro.
Speaker 2:So no, it's not my voice, dude, it would have been funny like be like damn bro so no, it's t-pain, it is, it is t-pain, I got t-pain to do this track yeah, t-pain is now a metal singer uh no, this was a ai metal project I've been working on for the last few months. Uh, everything's written like the lyrics and stuff are in the concepts you come up with a name yeah, the name everything, everything's me uh, did you look to see if there was another band?
Speaker 1:I already did that god, dude, you, we came up with.
Speaker 2:You came up with a name that quick and you couldn't our band dude, I knew you're gonna, okay, I knew you're gonna say something about that because you're like you the name did. You come up there like yeah, and it just, it just came to me. It's well, okay. So I went through like a dictionary, like a dictionary, but like I'm sitting there like uh, looking at words that are like nasty, like rotten or something, and then fermented come, came up. I'm like fermented. I thought I was gonna call it fermented, but there's already bad called fermented. So I love alliteration, so I love to have like two Fs, like Fear Factory. So I'm like what can I put with fermented? And I put like F words you know words demonic or F words that are scary and then fear and I'm like fermented fear that rolls off the tongue. It sounds good, sounds metal, and I was like is there? I looked up on google and there is no one else called that. So and that took literally three hours, a couple hours, to figure out and it took a flipper.
Speaker 2:It's about a dolphin who got an infection on his flipper and actually uh got gangrenous, so it fermented. So that's what happened. But no, we got into gang behavior. Gang into gangs.
Speaker 1:Uh, no, uh flipper flipper throwing up gang signs. He is a crip but he's out for blood so.
Speaker 2:So the good news is, though, since I've been practicing with this, I know how to like distribute music for real. So, because it's a, it's a process, so not a big one, but but a process nonetheless. So when we're ready for our, our band, I know how to do it, and actually I paid for a distributor, because to get on spotify, apple music, you got to pay for a distributor. I paid, I think, 39.95 for the whole year and I get unlimited songs to distribute to any all the platforms. So when we're ready to put up our shit, I got something all ready to go. That's awesome. So I've been, so I've been kind of practicing with how to do band stuff, even though this is an ai band. It kind of it's kind of practice. I'm kind of practicing with how to do band stuff, even though this is an AI band. I'm kind of practicing for when we do it with our stuff no, it's cool man.
Speaker 2:So this song is called Ashes of Salem, and I was just thinking of just metal shit to talk about, and Carrie was talking about Salem. I overheard her talking about it and I'm just like, oh dude, witch trials, that sounds badass. So I wrote this song, just basically it's the. The story behind the song is that my metal lead her name's veronica, by the way. I gave her a name like some sort of sick and sell pervert oh, dude, you're one of those fucking, uh, waifu, fucking people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, dude it's fucking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, like who has like those stuff, who has those, like those stuffed fucking girl like uh, waifu girls, and so they, they have like a hole in the crotch in the area they. They named them. Yeah, so I didn't give. I gave everybody a band name. I basically based it off on all of us is the first names. I didn't give them last name sweet. So, veronica, veronica, well well, I think you're one of the other guitar players. Oh really, yeah, seriously cool.
Speaker 2:So it's like jason, joe l and yeah, and john veronica's lead so it's a five-piece band, so I, so I gave all of us the names of my least chicken, so that. So the song is basically about the lead singer. She's she, uh, through some sort of seance or through, through the divine intervention of, of this witch, she witnesses the salem witch trials, black flame candle, and it's kind of like that, except she gets whisked away like she, she. I have a music video debuting on friday too, so, and I did it all through ai, it's all animated through ai, uh, it looks pretty good. I say about 90 of it looks good. There's one little part that I kind of want to redo, but it's at this point, I've spent so much time on it. So anyway, this is Fermented Fear, ashes of Salem and Jay. I'll show you the rest of the EP later.
Speaker 3:For me, for me, history will never erase me.
Speaker 1:Damn, I kick ass on guitar. You're awesome bro. I'm alive.
Speaker 3:They came with fire in their eyes, preaching fear and calling it divine. Pointed hands, sharpened lies.
Speaker 1:Truth was dropping in their cries. I was a healer. The miracle came. You felt the pain. You felt the pain.
Speaker 3:I was a healer. The miracle came. Oh, you should hear some of the other songs need. Now I rise from the smoke you made Ashes of Salem. I won't fade, bite my wrist, but you can't change truth. Lies won't hold like a noose in you. I am the storm, I am the flame. You cursed my blood, then spoke my name. Burn the body, not the soul. Your judgment never had control. False gods robed in fear.
Speaker 2:You'll hear my voice forever. Yeah, I know how much you love those bass drops dude.
Speaker 3:It's just a bunch of focus, focus.
Speaker 2:Oh, that boom.
Speaker 1:I know how much you like those Fucking sonic booms, dude. I cannot wait to utilize those. I know how much you love those dude. I think every beginning part should have that Boom. I would have it right there, Dude I fucking love that.
Speaker 2:I'll show you a couple more songs.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, every scream. You buried in that place.
Speaker 1:Every scream you dropped it in that closet. You know what's kinda cool is dude. What I was thinking is, like you said you made a music video for this. Yeah, we could make a fake music video for us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we totally could, bro, it'd be easy.
Speaker 1:Can we put our likenesses in? Yeah, 100%, oh, no shit, it just looks like us, but it's just a fucking badass music video.
Speaker 2:So I could give ChatGPT pictures of us and use that as a reference, and it'll spit out that as a reference.
Speaker 1:That's so super cool. But, dude, this song is legit and I love the mix of singing and screaming. Yeah, and the only thing that I would say that would be pretty badass or like equal or make it a little bit better is, and the only thing I could see is is when she's singing, having that background screaming. That's the only other thing, but it's tough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I'm telling you what dude. There's something about having that you start singing and then, as they're going into a corner, just fucking coming in, dude, it's so fucking powerful. I'm telling you what, dude. There's something about having that you start singing and then, as they're going into a chorus, just fucking coming in. Dude, it's so fucking powerful, I'll show you Holy shit.
Speaker 2:I'll show you another song that I did and I didn't tell it to do this, because it's hard to layer vocals like that with AI but it did it once and it was magical, and I'll show you one of the songs that did it. It only did it for one line and I'm like dude, that's fucking awesome and I wish you could.
Speaker 1:I wish you could hone it in more, but that's just a, that's just the limitation of it, because I've been thinking about that with our band and stuff and I thought about because I know we've discussed but we'd have to redo a lot of shit and I don't know, I don't want to really take the time to fucking do that when we're so close to recording and shit but I thought about, like you know, having, like I know we talked about having Alex do backup singing or doing somebody doing singing and stuff, and I'm like, but right now it's just, it's kind of like right now we're doing really well.
Speaker 2:I mean, maybe on the next time we can bro you can, bro, you could, you could layer your vocals and you could do that. But when you're live, someone else will have to do it. So like, oh, that's a good idea. You know what I mean? Like you could do both parts. There's that you could do that, dude, I want to do that. You could do both parts. So if you want to like put, like, if you're at a clean part and you want to put like some ambient screaming in the background and I don't know what parts, I don't know if you have that already, I don't think we have anything I don't think, I don't know if you have anything like that ready, like if you know off the top of your head, with stuff we have already, you know you could have, you can, you can layer your vocals and honestly, he's probably gonna layer your vocals anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, to make them sound, make them sound, bigger sound bad, plus my screaming dude. Like, I hate screaming. I love screaming live because I think my voice sounds pretty good, but when I'm screaming into the headset dude, it's almost too, I'm almost afraid to, and that's one thing I would tell him. But like, listen, I'm gonna scream, dude, so hopefully you got.
Speaker 2:Oh, he'll, he'll I mean a good engineer will will be which I think he is dude. I think he's gonna be good dude I can't wait he's probably gonna have you.
Speaker 2:Like I say he's gonna have a vocal. You know he's gonna have you layer your vocals more likely, because you're not just gonna take one raw single, like he's gonna have you do like one higher, maybe one lower, I don't whatever, whatever create. A lot of times producers will give you ideas for that sort of thing where he'll hear, he'll hear your your take. It'd be like oh, you know, it'd be cool if you, we can, we'll layer, we'll layer vocals here. They may have Joe layer guitars. You know, I don't know, that's all true. That'd be sweet. I would assume that's what they're going to do. You know, left channel is one tone, right channel is the other one.
Speaker 1:I'd like to see if we could put in some booms in there. I mean, that's definitely a possibility.
Speaker 2:Oh, sonic booms, Probably when we're about to do a breakdown, yeah yeah, that's definitely doable. Oh, so it's just. Uh, he'll probably know what the fuck you're talking about, so, but that'd be cool I mean I'm just glad, like, I'm just happy to like we're. We're up to a point where finally, we are maybe getting something to fruition and I think it sounds like joe dude.
Speaker 1:For joe to not go to cedar point and want to do that is, uh, that's a pretty big step. Yeah, I'm telling you what this is one step closer to us playing live, dude, and I, no joke, I have all those things typed up and saved on my computer. Okay, dude, it is beautiful, okay, and then I've been writing lyrics to our other songs, so we're getting. I'm getting there dude, okay, and I've been trying to do songs without using the or trying not to look at the papers as much yeah.
Speaker 2:So I'm trying to.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to get my old ass brain fucking. It's not. I'm not a fucking flashcard guy anymore, dude, you know, for a metalocalypse thing it's really cool it is a metaloc, that's a.
Speaker 2:I'm glad that's a great comparison because that's kind of what I thought of that and I thought of gorillas, that's. That's kind of what I'm going for is you know what? I was good so I've been posting this like all over, like tiktok. I actually got a little traction on tiktok. I've got like a bunch of likes and and followers and stuff already, so that's a curve like what's your name. I want to masturbate to you know I, I thought of that too I was like why foo, why foo?
Speaker 2:so it's like I went on like a subreddit, like like a metal subreddit, like metalcore subreddit, because I was gonna just post this everywhere. Oh, that's not a good place to go. It's so, it's so gatekeepy and purist and it's like they, they and I and I understand where they're coming from you should, just you know what you should do, rather than debut it as yours.
Speaker 2:You should be like dude, check this fucking band I found out, so I'm not even calling it an ai band necessarily unless you're looking for it because I put ai assisted in like a lot of the bios, but at no point do I ever say I'll do so. There's some other ai bands that I've been kind of looking for comparison. This one's actually really good and I'm like I was kind of jealous of this if I could find it. Yeah, this, this, this dude, this is ai. This is fucking pretty decent man and I was really jealous of this. Just the music video it's. It's like black metal, goth stuff.
Speaker 2:It's not like what I'm doing wow the music video is amazing silence screams behind the veil.
Speaker 3:Video is amazing.
Speaker 1:These tricks are fucking hot. That's what I said.
Speaker 2:It's like I'm fucking the crow, or sting or sting, ha ha, or sting or sting, ha ha. But the AI music video is actually really decent. Mine's okay. It was a lot of trial and error, let's just say that.
Speaker 1:So yeah, dude, that's fucking legit. I thought this was good.
Speaker 2:So I was just looking for like other AI metal bands just to kind of just compare and contrast. There was another song that was really funny and it was about like Raptors and shit. These guys are like really popular Frostbite, orkings or whatever they do like Nordic metal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, and they look like fucking, they look like shit off of what?
Speaker 2:do you call it Fucking World of Warcraft? World of Warcraft. Yeah, I go well, I don't do this kind of music, but it's really. I thought it's pretty decent.
Speaker 1:Fucking Amon Amar shit. It is Amon a mile.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like nordic metal it's a badass sound and I thought it was yeah, so I thought that was really good. There was one I found this is really good. I won't play it. This is like, but they have like. This is like uh, what's that band? Night wish it? This is like, but they have like. This is like uh, what's that band Nightwish? It's kind of like Nightwish oh gotcha. It's kind of like Nightwish. Gotha, you know, it's like orchestra metal.
Speaker 1:It's apocalyptic.
Speaker 2:Apocalyptica Nightwish there was one like and it had like a dude on a fucking raptor and it. It was hilarious and I can't remember He-Man and the Masters of the Metalverse.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that is. What is this?
Speaker 2:What is this? Oh my god, what He-Man, he-man, he-man, he-man.
Speaker 3:What the fuck Do it? Master of Arms?
Speaker 1:His fucking mouth doesn't even match Mine. Does a little bit. She-ra, beastman, dude, orca or whatever. Ha, ha.
Speaker 3:The fury of metal Skeletor will face Our man He-Man.
Speaker 1:He-Man Sounds like a fucking song Gwar would sing.
Speaker 2:It is a Gwar song, 100%. I was about to just Make that comparison, dude. That's funny, but yeah, anyway. Did you see Babymetal with I did? Did you watch that? Yes, I did. I fucking love that. It was so awesome. One of those little girls Could do that shit. That's crazy. I saw that video. That's sick, but yeah.
Speaker 1:So what is next On our?
Speaker 2:list. Oh yeah, so we got a couple more. Oh, we're running out of time already I know. So I was like hey, we better check that shit we got on the ai subject and what is next on? Our list of cups.
Speaker 1:Let's go, let's go, let's go so I think we got the skit.
Speaker 2:Uh, or we can do another song whatever you want, let's do skit, uh, okay, so this is, this is one of the first. It's like the second tim skit. Okay, so this is one of the first. It's like the second Tim skit we ever did.
Speaker 1:It is. I think the first one was McDonald's. Oh shit, I don't want to do that. The first one was McDonald's.
Speaker 2:This one was I almost like this one the best I do too, jerry, you're so funny dude. Introducing Jerry by the way no this was the first episode with Jerry in it. Yeah, the sound effects were on point too, by the way.
Speaker 1:Drinkin' my pop Drinkin' my pop With your Coca-Cola Pop Pop drinkin' pop.
Speaker 2:Alright, what movie you wanna see, babe?
Speaker 3:Oh what about this one, rachel McAdams is in it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I love Rachel McAdams. What a fag. Yeah, that one too. Okay, great, great, you got to go to the bathroom. Okay, you go and go to the bathroom and I'm going to go talk to the gentleman at the box office Okay, we'll get some popcorn and some other stuff. Juju Beans, baby Okay. Other stuff, Jujubeens, baby Okay. Thanks for taking me out for my birthday, babe. I love you so much.
Speaker 1:Okay, freeloaded asshole.
Speaker 2:Let me talk, get some tickets here.
Speaker 1:You're a fucking pussy. Hey, buddy. Hey where you at back there what hey excuse me.
Speaker 2:That knock was hilarious. It sounded like a window.
Speaker 3:Dude, it sounded for real.
Speaker 1:My name is Timmy T-R-M-M-Y. Wait a minute, okay, wait okay.
Speaker 2:I want to get two tickets. Two tickets, please, how many tickets? Wait a minute? Oh, no, dude, I know you. Why do you torment me? Okay, you know what you know me, I know you, timmy. Well, you, dude, I know you. Why do you torment me? Okay, you know what you know me, I know you, tim.
Speaker 1:Well, you know me now Listen, this is what we're going to do.
Speaker 2:My name's Dr Oom. Sometimes I laugh. Why do you continue to haunt my life Calm?
Speaker 1:down, I can never.
Speaker 2:No, I'm calm today Because you know what I can never. No, I'm calm today Because you know what we're going to play a game. We're going to play a game.
Speaker 1:I love games.
Speaker 2:Timmy, I know I can see that we're going to play a game. I'm not going to get angry. I'm not going to get upset Lies.
Speaker 3:Lies.
Speaker 2:Two tickets for this Rachel McAdams movie.
Speaker 1:For me and my girl. There's a Mc. You need Homeware tickets For the Waitress McMadams Minto movie. Did you say Waitress McDonalds?
Speaker 2:No, not McDonalds. No, we're not talking about McDonalds. No, we're not talking about McDonalds. I remember that.
Speaker 1:I love McDonalds.
Speaker 3:Okay, stop how did I keep a straight face. You calm down buddy.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, I'm not gonna get mad okay, you calm down, buddy see how many fingers I have. Can you count?
Speaker 1:you have 10, I think I have 10, I have one.
Speaker 2:No, don't count your fingers, please stop. We stop counting your fingers.
Speaker 1:Two thumbs.
Speaker 2:Good job.
Speaker 3:Very proud of you.
Speaker 2:Timmy T-I-M Tim.
Speaker 1:See how many fingers.
Speaker 2:See how many fingers I have.
Speaker 1:You have ten.
Speaker 2:I had all my hand right now pointing towards you.
Speaker 1:You have ten.
Speaker 2:No, it's two. You are a liar. You are a liar and I have this middle finger here are you flipping me off? Nope, because I got the index finger I will tell on you two tickets to this rachel mcadams movie. That's what I want, please oh, no mcdonald's movie.
Speaker 1:No, not mcdonald's movie. There's no mcdonald's. I want to watch a.
Speaker 2:McDonald's movie no, you don't, you don't want to do that.
Speaker 1:There's no McDonald's movie there are two.
Speaker 2:Two tickets, please, two tickets. To what Two tickets please, hey babe. Two tickets to what I know who this is. This is the guy I was telling you about, who was making my life a living hell, yeah. I mean well, I am being nice, I'm being really nice to him. Yeah, okay, Two tickets please.
Speaker 1:Two tickets. I'm not getting a drink. No, don't get a drink. No, stop, stop, no stop.
Speaker 2:Stop getting a drink.
Speaker 1:Print the fucking tickets please, sir you need to calm down.
Speaker 2:Dude, you need to calm down. I hate you, tim, listen Please. Dude, tim you need to calm down.
Speaker 1:I hate you, Tim Rush it.
Speaker 2:Please Rush it buddy. Please Rush it. Please Rush it buddy. Put the tickets.
Speaker 1:Put the tickets to what?
Speaker 2:The movie, the movie I just want to see.
Speaker 1:The McDonald's movie.
Speaker 2:Please be paid. No, there's no McDonald's movie. There isn't a McDonald's. I don't care, if you want to.
Speaker 1:There's no McDonald's movie, babe. He's just kind of stupid.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Hey Jerry, do you know where's your McDonald's movie coming?
Speaker 2:out? Oh, don't ask Jerry.
Speaker 1:I want to watch a McDonald's movie.
Speaker 2:He's so stupid. You don't be stupid. You don't you call me stupid. You talk McDonald's movies. There's no McDonald's. I told you there was no McDonald's movie. You're so stupid. Oh my Dude. Let me talk to Jerry. I want to talk to Jerry now.
Speaker 3:Jerry, you're so stupid.
Speaker 2:I want to talk to Jerry Because I don't like him either. Stop laughing at me, timmy. Tim, stop laughing. Okay, hold on, buddy, go get Jerry. I want to talk to him too.
Speaker 1:Jerry, he wants to talk to you. Alright, what can I do for you?
Speaker 2:Oh God, Jerry, I wasn't prepared for that. There's no McDonald's movie. I know there's no McDonald's movie. I told him that it's the Rachel McAdams movie I want to see. That's what we want to see, me and my girlfriend.
Speaker 3:Please.
Speaker 1:Hey, hold on a second.
Speaker 2:Could you please print two tickets? There's a big line kind of forming behind me here, so you may want to get going on that.
Speaker 1:All right, one second Calm down. Oh, I'm. Who did you tell what to do? Oh man, hold on, let Don't tell us what to do. Oh man, hold on, let me push him. Let me push the button. Yeah, there we go, he's pushing buttons, everybody.
Speaker 2:We're finally getting somewhere.
Speaker 1:He's pushing buttons. Oh, it's a button to turn on the drinks. No, not the drinks. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:Put the drink down. It's advised to push the drink.
Speaker 1:Put it down now.
Speaker 2:Calm down, buddy. Shut up, Jerry. No one's asking you.
Speaker 1:Your problems. Calm down there, buddy. Why is?
Speaker 2:everybody getting mad at me. He's the one that's thinking about a McDonald's movie. It's not a McDonald's movie.
Speaker 1:He wants to watch a Ronald McDonald movie Jerry Okay, yes, Let me look up and see if we can find a Ronald McDonald movie.
Speaker 2:Okay, I want to see the Ronald McDonald ticket. Let me see what we got here. You can pick two tickets for that.
Speaker 1:Let me see what we got here, Not out yet. I don't think.
Speaker 2:It's not out yet.
Speaker 1:No, there's still.
Speaker 2:Did you see the trailer for it?
Speaker 1:There's still production.
Speaker 2:There's still a production, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:To make a movie, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Have you seen the trailer yet? Do you even know what a? I?
Speaker 3:know where I live, I know where you live.
Speaker 2:Timmy.
Speaker 1:Actually I don't. I got you on that one, I just wish I had two damn tickets.
Speaker 2:He's fighting me. I'm not threatening you, I'm saying something. How does he know?
Speaker 1:where I live. Dude, he's fighting me. He said I live in a twain. He wants to eat McDonald's movie. Oh my God, mcdonald's doesn't sell movies. My life sucks so bad they need to go to McDonald's to get a McDonald's movie.
Speaker 2:My life is awful McDonald's McNuggets. I'll tell you what. I'll let you decide what movie I see. How about that? You print whatever two tickets you see fit. How about that? I'll let you decide.
Speaker 1:All right, okay, all right, I'll let you decide, alright, alright, that sounds good.
Speaker 2:Okay, good Two for the winger. The ringer. That movie has been out for like years. That's not playing right now.
Speaker 1:It's my favorite movie.
Speaker 2:Well, that's great. That's your favorite movie, but it's not playing here. That movie came out like forever ago.
Speaker 1:Don't let me pay. Oh fine, Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 2:Winnie the Pooh. There's no Winnie the Pooh movie either. No, just okay. See the little control panel in front of you Sold out.
Speaker 3:Sold out.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you're sold out of a movie that's not even playing. That's great. How about this? How about you see the little control panel in front of you there, guy? See that, stop, stop, crack it open more pop, dude, drink the ones that you already have. I love drinking. You haven't drank any of them. You've cracked open like three of them and you've not drank any of them. That's such a waste they pay me in pop.
Speaker 2:They pay you in pop. I would hope they pay you not at all. But here we go, just hit something and we'll hit it two times One, two. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1:Alright, buddy, we'll try it.
Speaker 2:You're not trying at all, not at all.
Speaker 1:There's only one button I like to touch and it's under the table.
Speaker 2:What's under? There's a gotten under the table. That's right. What does that do?
Speaker 1:Gets me old. The delivery on that one.
Speaker 2:That sure is. What does that do? Gets me old. What? The delivery on that was great, I don't know. This guy says he's hard. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, what's that?
Speaker 2:I don't know what to do what's that?
Speaker 1:There's no one on McDonald movie here.
Speaker 2:Go to McDonald's to get a one on McDonald'sdonald's. Just print me a fucking ticket.
Speaker 1:Print it out now don't be mean, I'm gonna tell joe you tell? Him. He means you don't want to be mean with him. If you're mean with him, then he's, he's, he's, he's gonna cry. And if he cries then it gets the control panel all the way and then everybody's not gonna.
Speaker 2:You know what. I've had enough of this. Um, I'm just gonna go ahead and just watch something on netflix. So, uh, see you later, timmy, and uh, if you ever, uh, if I ever see you out in public, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. So, don't be playing with me yeah, I'm, and, and your boss over there too, I'm to beat the shit out of him too.
Speaker 3:What did I?
Speaker 2:do? Where are you going? What did I?
Speaker 1:do Dave where are you going? I'm going to my house. I said have fun, have a good day. Come on this sucks oh, buddy Pump it what did I do?
Speaker 2:what did I do? That was like the best delivery, dude, dude by the two best parts are. We're like, yeah, it's like uh, you've seen the trailer for it beside the one you live in. How does he know where I?
Speaker 2:live he's threatening me. He knows where I live, dude. It's so funny. That got me good, that one got me. Uh, got time for some. Another one here. Uh, I do like this one a lot, it's. It's not like dirty or gross, but it just. It's just funny to me just the fact that back of the day, we had to like make it like on the nights and weekends and stuff. So it's kind of nostalgic.
Speaker 1:Spending money. I like to be cheap. I want to save my cash, not spend them on my cell phone. I would rather call you after nine.
Speaker 3:Three nights a weekend.
Speaker 2:I love the concept for this. It's a long day.
Speaker 1:Waiting till nine o'clock. It's eight and Fifty-three minutes past. I'm waiting Only seven more minutes. How much will this boredom last?
Speaker 3:no, I need free, free calling, oh my god daddy wants free. Daddy wants free, free calling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, back in the day, dude, it was after nine nights and weekends, I know man. Unless it was within your network Network yes. Don't all tell them, verizon. If you went outside your network in either of those dude, you're paying.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Back then like that.
Speaker 1:And then I will hang up the phone now before the beginning of morning charging hours.
Speaker 3:And I want free. I love that so much, free calling.
Speaker 2:People are going to be like which one's live, john, and which one's old John.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I want free.
Speaker 1:Daddy wants free calling.
Speaker 2:You always use 10-10-3-2-1. 10-10-3-2-1,. Is that what I just said yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1:I want to wait now, only five more minutes. I need to wait now To escape all the charges. I want to wait now To call you at nine. If you can't wait, maybe tomorrow is fine. I want free.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's awesome. That fucking ruled man.
Speaker 1:If anyone's free calling Tomorrow will be fine, I just don't want to pay that extra money, right.
Speaker 2:Am I doing the background vocals Free calling?
Speaker 1:Free calling.
Speaker 2:See my brain is replacing with free calling from the actual background. You're pissed by calling.
Speaker 1:This is a repressed way to call Wait a couple more minutes, bitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I want free Ow Ow. Free Ow Ow Ow oh oh, free calling.
Speaker 1:Back in the days with, like Nokia's and Kyocera's. Oh yeah, dude, after nine, after nine.
Speaker 3:Back in the days with like Nokia's and Kyocera's. Oh yeah dude After nine. After nine.
Speaker 1:Free calling Nights and goddamn weekends no one charged, that'll get pissed. Free calling no charge, that'll get pissed, you know it's free.
Speaker 2:No charges, no charges.
Speaker 1:That was a good one. That was a good choice, dude, okay one more. What is it? Oh no, I'm going to have to play it. I don't care.
Speaker 2:One more, and I think that's all we got Play.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pump, yes, pump, pump, pump. Only because you're Pull this thing off the back. I think that's all we got to play.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pump, yes, oh, pump, pump, pump. Only because of your sound effects with the penis pumping?
Speaker 1:Yes, it's a cock pump. Could be a bike pump too.
Speaker 2:I guess it could be, if you want.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's too tight, there we go.
Speaker 2:I don't know if this song is good or not, but it always stuck out to me.
Speaker 1:He gets up, literally. I don't think he'll ever come down. He's really tough, but he's not the longest around and I know it makes it really hard to feel. But if I get a couple of inches I'll make a bitch squeal and can't you see I'm standing there, and then he's all grown in his blood. I want to put him in mud. I don't want to come in and die. Well, flap, yeah, a little flap. Yeah, someone give me my pump Pump. Come on, use my pump. Come on and pump Pump, I use my pump. Come on and pump Pump. I need my pump. Hey yo, hey, you Close that door. What are you looking at, man? I'm just a normal guy trying to sit in here and use my hand. So can't you see me sitting here on the shitter trying to drop out a turd? I don't care what you heard. Pumping your dick ain't absurd. Hey, give me my pump Pump. Go ahead and pump. I need to pump, pump, need to make sure I pump yeah.
Speaker 2:Not mine, baby. I'll say did I drop an Austin Powers joke here? I think Sound effects are awesome.
Speaker 1:Poor little dick, no pain, no gain Come on hell in the head you look like you're fucking crying in the background dude.
Speaker 3:Here we go.
Speaker 1:He's up to four inches now Come on purple soldier, Come on helmet head.
Speaker 2:There it is Okay. I wonder if we made this jump.
Speaker 3:Let's win a little. Dude, that sounded Okay. I wonder if we made this joke. Let's win a little. The sound effect is killing me.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a fucking blood pressure cup. It does a little bit Might as well. Pump Pump I think I need to pump. Split saw and pump Pump I think I need to pump.
Speaker 3:Pump.
Speaker 1:Pump Need to fucking pump. Pump Need to fucking pump Pump oh man those old ones are so good they dude, I uh like a lot of these. We didn't remember whether we uh, whether the they were good or not, we just kind of played them. The Fraggle Rock one I knew was. I remember that one dude.
Speaker 2:I just kind of saw ones that stuck out to me. I don't remember if they were good or not, but I remember them being memorable in some way shape or form. So I was like that's kind of what I went off of.
Speaker 1:Probably one of my favorites. I will say I don't know. I probably one of my favorites I will say is probably.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I love um what a wonderful dog. That one's probably a dog, oh yeah teacher came up to me. She said what is that? I said it's a dog. She said looks more like a cat dude.
Speaker 2:That got me good. I laughed so hard at that.
Speaker 1:What a great fucking dude.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a cat. Well, with that being said, that will conclude episode 175. A trip through memory lane of episodes of yesteryear songs and skits, which is always fun to do. I get my kicks from 66 Dicks. Yeah, I get kicks from 66 Dicks. Dude, that's another one.
Speaker 1:Departing words, words, no, I just want to say thank you to everybody for listening um I know, um, that's it, dude.
Speaker 3:I mean, what else do we gotta say today? You know, it's like you know um.
Speaker 2:Congratulations again to john on his new position and job um, I gotta go in at 6 30 am every day, so you'll leave the house at 5 30, pretty much damn dude.
Speaker 1:Um, I got all um hoping to get a job. I'll find out by friday, so hopefully next podcast I'll know whether I got the new position or not.
Speaker 2:A really good job that's right, so, uh, so yeah, we appreciate everyone through. If you're here since day one, thank you. If you just joined us, thank you again, and we hope you stick around Plenty more where this came from. Stick around for more episodes and more songs and skits and goofy, stupid shit. Metal music, because that's like what we talk about the most, because it's fucking awesome, so and movies and all kinds of goodies.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So, with that being said, we'll see you guys next week. I'm John Berkner.
Speaker 1:And I'm Jason Scherger. Bye-bye Later, guys.