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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 174: The Rabbit Hole of Obscure Bands and Nostalgic Metal
Ready to watch two passionate metalheads go down the rabbit hole of obscure bands, Metallica deep cuts, and unfiltered comedy? This episode takes you on a musical adventure you won't forget.
John and Jay kick things off by discussing a potential recording opportunity for their band, weighing the merits of a surprisingly affordable studio package that includes recording, mixing, and mastering. Their excitement is tempered with the healthy skepticism of musicians who've learned that if something sounds too good to be true, it usually is—but this opportunity might just be the real deal.
The conversation shifts to an extensive analysis of Metallica's controversial 2003 album "St. Anger." The hosts dissect why the album was initially maligned (that infamous trash-can snare sound!) while arguing for its importance as a creative stepping stone in the band's evolution. "St. Anger crawled so Death Magnetic could run," they conclude, showcasing their ability to appreciate the nuances of a divisive release. This segment shines with genuine passion as they compare studio and live recordings, highlighting how production choices dramatically impact an album's reception.
The most entertaining portion arrives when the hosts embark on a journey of musical discovery, searching YouTube for underground industrial and metal bands. Their authentic reactions to discovering gems like After Dusk, Gloomlight, and The Cold Shoulder capture the pure joy of finding new music. "It's like discovering an artifact that hasn't been found yet," they marvel, sharing their excitement with listeners who might be seeking fresh sounds beyond mainstream metal.
The episode wraps with updates on personal health journeys and upcoming endeavors, including a job interview and radio appearance. Throughout it all, John and Jay maintain their signature blend of humor, insight, and unabashed enthusiasm that keeps listeners coming back for more.
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Speaker 2:no, I'm just no, we love you. Yeah, no matter your body shape or size yeah well, oh yeah, good, good call, good.
Speaker 1:Uh, good, save there. That's what I'm here for. But hey y'all, welcome to another episode of it's every day with john and jay. We're on number 174. Yeah, can't wait till we do five, six, seven, five, six or6. I'm still pissed about that. We didn't use that as our band name 5-6-7. Dude, what a good idea. I loved it.
Speaker 2:I liked it. I thought it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Of course there's got to be one black sheep in the fucking thing that has to poo-poo it now.
Speaker 2:I think our name now is pretty cool.
Speaker 1:It is, but it's not as cool. It means as much as five six seven. Yeah, five six seven. That was so bad. That was such a good idea of yours, dude, I loved it.
Speaker 2:I know it had it had local connotation, but yet it looked cool and it was new metal-y ish I liked it because it pushed like it, yeah, like you said, it pulled like where we were from you know, yeah, yeah, yeah I thought, I thought it was cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I liked, I liked it. I was thinking about the other day, dude, we should name one of our albums that what? Five, six, seven you know, at least a little compromise, a little good compromise okay, I like that that's not a bad idea actually no I did?
Speaker 2:I did look into that guy you sent me. That looks all the up and up to me, honestly. No, I think we just need to get everybody over and kind of have them check it out. I did look into that guy you sent me. It looks all the up and up to me, honestly.
Speaker 1:I think we just need to get everybody over and kind of have them check it out. Did you listen to it with headphones and shit? Yes, I did, it sounds okay, I thought it sounded great because I did the same thing at home, I just wanted.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean he converted like a school or something or a building.
Speaker 1:I don't know what he did.
Speaker 2:I don't know what he did I don't know exactly cool, I mean it's, it looks got his own drums and shit yeah, he's got, he's got a you know a back line and everything, so it's like all right. Well, that's always a good sign, you know and dude.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry but that if his, if his quality is that good, and that's with. That's seven hours plus mixing and producing I was.
Speaker 2:I was happy about the mastering part too. Yeah, so if he's gonna do all of that for that price, for that amount of time, I think that's, that's very reasonable, that's crazy reasonable, that's actually it's almost too reasonable it is I got.
Speaker 1:That's a lot, that's why I?
Speaker 2:wanted some of his clips. That's like a lot of time with somebody, not only after that recording. I mean we could could get everything done in seven hours, but it depends that's all you know.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't even mind buying another sesh, yeah for 14 hours for what like 750 dollars?
Speaker 2:yeah I mean that's not, that's horrible, that's crazy, that's incredible. How much is it? Usually dude, just for recording time. It's usually $100 an hour, $100, $125 an hour.
Speaker 1:And that's just recording. That's recording. That's not mastering, that's not mixing or mastering, that's just recording. And this dude's including that, yeah that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I thought that was really well. I want to do it.
Speaker 1:I think it would be nice, because everybody's got to get their start. We're looking to get our start, he's looking to get his start.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We should collaborate and be like listen man. We'll have you like. I don't know what your record company is called, but let's see if you can help us do this. See what uh do you like? Ask him if he has any ties with making CDs and everything else and go from there, you know yeah, I was like I was okay, I was all right, okay, dude. And I knew you like, I know how picky you are on that stuff and I know the other.
Speaker 2:The other I'm not gonna settle for just anything, really no, and I get down and it's I know it's exciting, the kind of you know the price is right, everything that sounds really exciting. But it's like if he does it, if if the results aren't there, then it's we're just basically spending money on crap. But I, I, I was okay with it. It was, I was like sounded clean, sounded well, mixed, sounded okay. I was like, okay, pleasantly, surprisingly surprised. I was actually really like, oh man, this is too good to be true. Honestly, this is a lot of this guy's offering, a lot for I don't, I don't shit does, does he?
Speaker 2:have a formal education. Did he ever say that?
Speaker 1:yeah he went to tu, oh he went to tu for tiffin university for um what was a consumer audio technology okay so he's, he has education.
Speaker 2:So it's not just some dude who like just dabbled in it and just you know, got into it, he's his garage band.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, you know, that's what I mean, like I'm always afraid of that aspect.
Speaker 2:No, he like he's. No, it's not just some schmo who has a lot of money, who has, like you know, a sweet, you know fucking setup, but doesn't know, doesn't have an ear for music or doesn't have it, uh, a knack for producing. You know, that's really what a good producer is. It's it's able to hear what we give them and output something that makes us sound really good. That's, that's the whole key. So, by the way, I think the bottom of your mouse pad.
Speaker 2:That little thing's supposed to come on I know it is and I I'm trying because it's supposed to be a rubber.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be a rubber grip. I I got it so that motherfucker ain't going to slide.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like meaty grippers yeah.
Speaker 2:There we go, it's much better. Yeah, that would be better, that's better.
Speaker 1:I was just thinking of that, because dude your mouse is cool as shit.
Speaker 2:I love that wheel. Yeah, it's a, it's a it's. I was. I had a wired one, but I was sick of like it doesn't like come all the way down behind the desk so I have to like pull it a little bit, because it kind of pulls this way. So I just got a wireless one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like I like.
Speaker 2:That other one was like a gaming mouse that came with this keyboard. I was like the scroll wheel stopped fucking working. But this one's got a big, meaty scroll wheel.
Speaker 1:Man, look at that thing dude, I, that's what I I like. I have a wireless gaming mouse, yeah, for my uh dj set. Okay, I love it, dude, because I need one that lights up so I can see where the oh yeah that's yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought this bottle part was the light up, but I'm cool with the scroll wheel, just like dude, that scroll wheel lighting up is fucking legit sweet, and it recycles through colors too. I think I could change all that, but I just haven't figured it out. I just needed something functional.
Speaker 1:I like it because it scrolls through all the colors on your keyboard. I just let it go. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2:See, I could change I could change all the colors on my keyboard too, like this I can do that. I always I like this pastel color, so I always keep it on that. So this, I just let it rotate through. I could change all that, but I just don't piss with it.
Speaker 1:So, john, yes so pastels, pastels this time of year. I can understand. I can understand. Okay, taking faster and keeping away from his family.
Speaker 2:I respect that but debbie pastels adam's family. I didn't pick up all that adam's family value line at first, but john pastels, pastels.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love that movie I've been watching the shit out. Of it's on like it's on tubi okay, like I use uh roku tv so it's like a live tv. So I've been no joke since I can't. Until I came over here I was watching first 48. I'm so addicted to first 48 in forensic files it's ridiculous. But trading places was on earlier and then I got that call for the interview tomorrow and I'm like off, Turn the TV off. Talk to her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, it was so I'm anxious to get going on my new employment. It's just like man, I got to wait.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm sorry and I guess I had to look it up on Google because I was like that sounds so fucking made up you don't have a job.
Speaker 2:It does, doesn't it Okay so here's the thing. So I wake up, fujikara, fujikara.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I guess the locals Sounds like a Whoville.
Speaker 2:The locals just call it USY, evidently because it used to just be called Yachio, us Yachio or Yachio, uniteds yachio or unite yachio, united us division, or so so, p so the locals are out there, just call it usy.
Speaker 2:So the reason I know they're skater. So the reason the reason I don't want to make fun of my new employer, because what if they listen to this? But, um, I think I wouldn't get my my drug screening. And they're like, yeah, I'm here for a pre-employment drug screening. And they're like what company? I'm like Motherson Yachio. They're like what? I'm like Motherson? They're like, oh, USY. I'm like is that what you guys call it around here?
Speaker 1:Oh, did you have to call the way to Marion today?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had to stop by the play at because they wear uniforms and they wear these white pants with white button-down shirts. It's pretty much like a gung-ho.
Speaker 1:I was thinking of that just now.
Speaker 2:It's exactly like gung-ho dude 100% on the hey, not here, here, here.
Speaker 3:Not here, here, here here.
Speaker 1:That's the dude from Old Dogs man yeah, yeah he's, uh, he's the guy that did you see norm died from cheers dude, I was like that I've invoked that.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh shit, I forgot about there's a play.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right, gung ho.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's an asshole he's one of the employees from gung ho yeah, that's about to give.
Speaker 1:That gets like put on a broom and yeah he gets he's the one that did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's that guy.
Speaker 2:There's a there's a mega mix of every single time norm walks into the cheers. They're like norm and he gives the one-liner every time he walks, let's do it. Let's watch it. Oh dude, I gotta find it dude it's in the arms of an angel.
Speaker 6:Fly away. I'm starving, Asia. Fly away from me.
Speaker 1:Everybody knows your name, Nick.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, Afternoon everybody, no.
Speaker 6:How you doing, norm? What do you know? Not enough Afternoon everybody, no, norman. This is 18 minutes, by the way, so we're not going to listen to it enough Afternoon everybody no, norman.
Speaker 2:This is 18 minutes, by the way, so we're not going to listen to it all I heard that stuff. Better give me a tall one, guys. I like it Afternoon everybody.
Speaker 6:Hey Norman Norman.
Speaker 5:How you doing. Norm, Cut the small talk and give me a beer.
Speaker 1:So many great stars had their start on this show. That's so true. Is that fucking Jerry Van Dyke? That ain't Jerry Van Dyke, is it I?
Speaker 6:don't know, gentlemen, start your taps.
Speaker 2:She was at like Troop Beverly Hills. Right yeah, Shelley Long, Shelley Long, that's it Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Rhea Perlman. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Happy New Year everybody.
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's not Jerry Van Dyke Kirstie.
Speaker 2:Alley was on this, Kirstie. Alley was toward the later season. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Happy New Year everybody.
Speaker 1:I used to watch this show with my mom.
Speaker 7:Daddy's rich and mama good looking.
Speaker 2:That was great Norman.
Speaker 6:Norman.
Speaker 3:What's up, norman? My nipples it's freezing out there.
Speaker 6:Have a good night, buddy. Hey, Norman.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, Norman. Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.
Speaker 2:I watched this entire supercut. I watched it from start to finish and they were all funny.
Speaker 1:The writing was so good on this. The guy with the mustache, he was in Toy Story, that's right. Did he play Ham? Yeah, oh, you One of them, because I think Norm played one. Yeah, norm played one of them, cause I think Norm played one. Yeah, one door played one of the guys.
Speaker 2:I think Norm played him yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, thanks A hundred percent. I think yeah, yeah, no, wild Dude. That's funny. I want you.
Speaker 1:I watched this entire NBC put it out Like all the actors that we grew up with just fucking fall off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's kind of depressing when you think about it. You know people that we grew up with. Here's a mindfuck, everybody that, like my parents, grew up with. They're all dead, like pretty much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, except for Dick Van Dyke. Dick Van Dyke, dude, he's like 100 years old, bro.
Speaker 3:He'll be 100 in.
Speaker 1:December. I think that's crazy. Well, december, I think I think it was December.
Speaker 2:God damn dude, that guy just keeps kicking. Dude, as far as like 10 years ago he was kind of dancing and singing around, you know why?
Speaker 1:Because eating fish is healthy for you. Yeah, and his last name is Dyke I was waiting for the punchline. Boom Mind.
Speaker 2:That's a mind.
Speaker 1:fuck A fucking bass, drop bass, drop those base drops, those 808 drops in our fucking shit, do it.
Speaker 2:Well, maybe that producer guy could do it for us. Fucking base drops, man, they're so cool like right before a fucking breakdown. Yeah, they're amazing yeah, dude so you tell, you're telling me earlier, you, uh, you're, you bought something yes okay so these, and they got me with it.
Speaker 1:Okay, so all right. So we've talked on here about metallica and, um, our, like your, what was your favorite? Um, oh, dude, no shit, I get a fucking metallic, I get the fucking thing too. So I joined the metallica family. I guess today it's called the fifth band member, or something it's like a fan club.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the metallica fansica fan club is free. Okay, right on. Okay, so I don't know. Let me see here. Okay, let me see here. I want to see why this is releasing first, and then I'll figure it out. Load you done there? Oh, no shit. Okay, so what I bought, and I'll show John real quick. I bought this today from the Metallica site.
Speaker 1:Oh, they just remastered it Remastered it and put extra Okay. So they said load contains fanfare. For the first time ever. The original extended version of the outlaw torn okay. One of my all-time favorite metallica songs is on this. It's wasting my hate. I fucking love that. Wasting my hate didn't belong on load. I hate to say it like it really did not belong on load. It was like this is this is great. I love Load, the whole thing because this is the first CD of Metallica I ever bought. I didn't have Black Album. I heard Black Album and I loved it. But the first CD I ever bought on my own, I bought it from Musically and before I turned to Sam.
Speaker 2:Gooding, here in Tiffin a long time ago was.
Speaker 1:Load, and the reason why I bought it was, of course, until Asleep it was all over MTV back when MTV used to play videos.
Speaker 1:So I I got a thing like it was coming up Cause I think I was talking about Metallica or something. And then all of a sudden this thing came up and I'm like, okay, I know Usually I'll go like go on the internet and go on eBay and Amazon and buy cheap versions of whatever fucking album Metallica has. I don't really care. $20, $30, blah, blah, blah. I was like Load is special to me because that's my first Metallica album I ever bought. And, dude, I listened to it front to back to front Like dude, it was just the whole fucking thing. You ain't my bitch Wasting my hate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, until it sleeps, fucking king. Nothing, all that shit. And Two by four.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I always forget about that one, so Listen to my bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, my brother loved that one. Yeah, I like that song. You ain't my bitch, you ain't my Bitch yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I like that song. You ain't my bitch you ain't my bitch.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They really experimented with this, with the sound of this album.
Speaker 1:It was definitely a more, and they all cut their hair.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was a huge deal back then.
Speaker 1:You look on the back of the album and they all look like fucking middle aged dudes. Dude, they look like nickelback does now so, so anyway, it was really polarizing back then.
Speaker 1:This third, their creative, this direction, they were so getting an official metallica album from the artificial metallica website is I don't know. It's something I wanted to do from for low dude, just because it's my. That's my iconic album. That's my album. Not one of their best in my eyes. I do love it, but obviously I think it's underrated, honestly. I think it's very good, but I don't think it's not, definitely not one of their best.
Speaker 2:If you were going to put it up against other Metallica albums it wouldn't really rank up, but I its, if it stood alone I would.
Speaker 1:I would say, yeah, it's actually take some of the rock music around that time and it holds up against it really well, yeah, it does but if you compare it against other, the, if you compare it against themselves, it it just doesn't stack up that well.
Speaker 2:Any 80s metallica takes it down, of course, of course like all, all the way like just I would even. I would even take you know modern, not like I was 2000 like 2010 2020 72 death magnetic. Yeah, I will say that it's I'd say those two would destroy too.
Speaker 1:I'm not really huge on hardwired to self-destruct. I thought it was an okay album but, um, I didn't really listen to it as much as dude. Remember, like when we went, when we watched uh, I went to see him death magnetic dude, it was. That's all I listened to like for that whole time was just death magnetic front to back.
Speaker 2:That was a good album because they just came off of saint anger and people hated that album which, honestly, listening to it now, I really don't mind. I like saying I don't mind dude.
Speaker 3:It's kind of grown on me over the years it was shit when it first came out.
Speaker 1:It was shit when it came out, but, dude, but you kind of go back and appreciate it.
Speaker 3:Dude, the riffs are actually good.
Speaker 1:They're kind of good. I think the only thing that people hated Is the strum. It's the snare.
Speaker 3:The snare. I guarantee you, if that snare drum was different, nobody would. Nobody would have gave a shit, nope. It would have been an awesome album and here's the thing A lot of bands use that now.
Speaker 2:Dude, I just heard a oh man what band Alex Terrible's band.
Speaker 3:Oh, the Song to Prevail, Song to Prevail's new song has that tingy fucking it's really tingy which works well.
Speaker 2:More with the deathcore, but it wasn't for the whole song. It was more with the death core, but it wasn't for the whole song. It was more in the intro, but it was like ping, ping, ping.
Speaker 1:Hold on, see if I can find it real quick so I can give you some sort of you know, what I like is when death metal bands will stop, and then they'll be like and you'll hear Boom, and they just hit the fucking snare real hard, yeah.
Speaker 2:Pop. I don't know if it's the Russia Grizzly. I don't know if it's this song. Yeah, I think it may be this song. Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 6:You hear that shit.
Speaker 1:But it's the reason why it works. It works better, the reason why it works, it works better it cuts.
Speaker 3:It cuts through. Yeah, it cuts, it doesn't cut as bad.
Speaker 2:No Through the.
Speaker 1:Now play Saint Anger.
Speaker 2:Now Saint Anger Dude. I wanted to hear Saint Anger dude. To be honest, oh my god bro Cause.
Speaker 1:Saint Anger, like you said, the guitar riffs, the singing, amazing. Everything about it, except for the drums, is what ruined that. I love singing when that's your main instrument. That's the problem. God damn dude, is that guitar riff not fucking thrashy?
Speaker 2:Let me tell you this, though when this music video came out, I fucking loved it, because I loved the idea of them actually going to San Quentin and recording at San Quentin Prison dude, because it's one of the most notorious prisons in the world Dude.
Speaker 1:I love. Can we just listen to this song and watch this? Sing dangle round my neck so good, that drum just fucking ruins it, it does, it's distracting, super distracting.
Speaker 2:They should have put.
Speaker 1:Lars down Brought his Out this right here.
Speaker 2:I love this part here, yeah, you flush it out, you flush it out.
Speaker 1:That's a great dude, this is harder, you flush it out. You flush it out. That's a great dude. This is hard, you flush it out.
Speaker 6:You flush it out. You flush it out.
Speaker 2:It's a really good pre-chorus.
Speaker 1:This is my favorite Song off it.
Speaker 2:Frantic's amazing. I like Sweet Amber.
Speaker 1:I'll show you the part I like to say to ever I've I've listened to this a lot what a great fucking song, though I mean, it's decently thrashy, but we wouldn't have Death Magnetic if it wasn't for this Right they needed this to crawl.
Speaker 2:St Agur crawled, so Death Magnetic is self-destruct and 72 Seasons could run.
Speaker 1:This is the bridge, this is what connected.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is like people shit on this album and I think they just it just celebrated what it's. It's a 25th anniversary a couple years ago and damn really, when did this come out?
Speaker 1:2003, yeah oh, between uh or 20 years, 20th anniversary 20th anniversary anniversary a few years ago.
Speaker 2:That's wild and it's like I listened back to it and I'm like, yeah, for 2003 this is pretty fucking good.
Speaker 2:The snare is obviously now uh, when you bought saint agar, there was a live cd, like a studio cd that came with it and the snare is not like that and it's, and I always found myself playing that and watching that. I don't know if I could find that or not saint agar live dvd or, uh, studio dvd, because there's there's versions of the songs. They played them live in the studio and oh, this is a full dvd, holy shit don't let Metallica know.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's as bad. It may be a little, it's not as bad. I don't think he hasn't tightened up.
Speaker 1:It's not as bad and I like the fact that kirk hammett doesn't look like one of the fucking hocus pocus so I always find myself watching this over and over because the snare wasn't as pingy and it's.
Speaker 2:it's like the, the riffs and the music and it was really good, but like the conceptualization of the production was bad, so dude let's, let's.
Speaker 1:I want sweet.
Speaker 2:Amber, sweet Amber, right and dude it's. It's kind of a breakdown in a way. Let's listen to this jam. It starts a little slow, but then it kind of picks up a little bit.
Speaker 1:It's like fucking Jimi. Hendrix music A little bit.
Speaker 2:And see that doesn't even sound as bad. It's not as bad. That's probably why I like the song a lot.
Speaker 1:Sounds like he's beating on a trash can. It's bad Like a metal trash?
Speaker 2:can the production's so bad?
Speaker 6:so you won't stab mine. Get in bed with your own kind. Live your life so you don't see mine. Drape your back so you won't shine. Wash your back so you won't stab mine. Get in bed with your own kind. Live your life so you don't see mine. Drape your back so you won't shine. Hold my hand and I lie to get a smile. Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 2:So now this is the part I really like. Also, here's a referent, so there's like a little breakdown part right here Like one of my favorite parts of the album.
Speaker 6:Gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks.
Speaker 2:He just repeats that for 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:Pretty much what they did in this album too, God he needs to put a hit in that snare.
Speaker 2:Kind of sounds like the one a little bit.
Speaker 1:That's a little All that. Yeah. Traces me in, draws me in. She holds the pen, spells the end. She traces me in, draws me in. Ooh sweet Amber, ooh sweet Amber. That's not bad right there. I love this. This song's okay for me. I give it a three out of five. Three out of five.
Speaker 2:I do. You know what I listen to the most for St Anger. That really kind of puts it into perspective how really good Some kind of monster, some kind of monster and I think I've told you about this. There's a guy who redid oh yeah, you did we actually do, okay, yeah and I listened to that way more than the actual album version. But I do listen to the album version every now and then. But I listen to that guy's version because that really puts it were they trying to go back?
Speaker 1:were they trying to pretend like they're a garage?
Speaker 2:yes, that's exactly what they what they were. They were trying to go raw with it. But you can't give a raw edgy sound to an overly polished production value. You can't say, okay, we're going to take this into a really good studio, put it in the Pro Tools cut paste, but we're trying to go for that raw, edgy garage sound. That's not going to work.
Speaker 1:You know what that is? That's like Michael Jackson telling his doctor to give him drugs. That's what this is. Metallica tells you to do something.
Speaker 2:You don't have a choice. Yeah, you're going to do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're going to do it, you know whoever's name was attached to doing this, I bet you he got so much fat, rob Rock.
Speaker 2:Rob Rock. He was their longtime producer and actually he didn't produce for them after Say Dagger, Because it was actually the guy who did System of a Down. So Death Magnetic was the guy who did. He's done Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down I'm trying to think of the producer's name but he's got this big, long beard. But Bob Rock was the longtime producer of Metallica through Injustice and Black Album and they dropped his ass after this, yeah, they dropped him?
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably because they wanted this shit and then they dropped him. That's what sucks or he quit.
Speaker 2:I'm not exactly sure what exactly happened, but yeah, he actually played bass on the album Because when they made this album, rob wasn't a part of the band yet, so he actually has credit as being the basis of the studio basis for this album we can't hear you.
Speaker 3:I can't hear you anyway. You can't hear the snare. So on another note, hold that thought. Oh son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:We got a break coming up Half hour. Yeah, break time already. Break time already.
Speaker 1:So got a break coming up hour. Yeah, it's break time break time already, so we're gonna take a little break.
Speaker 2:Jason's gonna finish what he was about to say before I rudely interrupted him and then uh just gonna say enjoy this. Uh, yeah, don't enjoy it. Actually, uh should make you, uh, feel uncomfortable. Okay, we'll be back.
Speaker 1:Shh, don't tell anyone about this, okay, this is just our little secret. You awesome rocker. These guitars are really good.
Speaker 5:Take the stairs, little one, tighten up those buns, show it to everyone. I tuck you in warming skin. Don't kick me in the shin till the little man he comes. He has one eye open, Gripping your pillow tight Off. Night light. Goody night, Take my hand. We're off to Uncle Touchy's land.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 5:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:It'll only hurt for a second, oh man.
Speaker 5:Something's wrong. It's too tight. Heavy thoughts tonight blasting off Snow White, dreams of chicks, dreams of dicks, dreams of nudie pics. Just try not to bite. Yeah. Still have one eye open, gripping your pillow tight, off goes the light. It's naughty time. Use your hand, use the loop on the nightstand.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Don't be such a baby, are we?
Speaker 3:about done with this solo yet. Anytime now let's wrap it up. Thanks, Kirk Hamlet.
Speaker 5:Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:Now no more time to sleep Face down, don't make a peek Face down, don't make a peek If I cry before I wake. If I cry before I wake, I'll just jerk off to Ricky Lake. I'll just jerk off to Ricky Lake Hush.
Speaker 5:Little baby, don't say a word and just pretend it's just a turd. It's just a beast under your bed, fleshy monster in your head. Exit sight, Enter right. Cannot stand Off my light. It's a naughty night. Take my hand. We're off to Uncle Touchy's land. Boo, the Cheese Land. Hee, hee, boo. Eugh. Yeah, yeah, yo Pronto.
Speaker 6:Oh Youngling, Pronto Land. Oh Yungo Off to land. Take my hand.
Speaker 5:We're off to pleasure pleasure land, Take my hand. Off to touchy touchy land, Take my hand.
Speaker 1:We're off to touchachi Tachi Land. Take my hand. We're off to Tachi Tachi Land.
Speaker 5:We're off to Tachi Tachi Land. I'm done, you can go to sleep now.
Speaker 6:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. It's Every Day with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 1:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt.
Speaker 6:You got that motherfucker, Now check it out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, alright, we're back. Hey, what's up? Hey, ping ping, ping, ping ping. Ooh, what a great band we are. On down to guitars. On down to guitars. Bass, solo, double bass. Yeah, dude, you should play that this album is like justice.
Speaker 7:Dude, you should fucking show it.
Speaker 2:Dude. I know when we bring up St Anger, that always comes up and that was one of the this may be it. Yeah, yes, it is, yes, it is dude.
Speaker 1:Dude, he fucking nails this man. Is that poison?
Speaker 6:in the picture. Yeah, I don't know why that's there. From the brink of extinction, it seemed. We played down-tuned guitars and boy, it sounds raw To intentionally sing out of key. Back to our roots. These songs are long and there are fast parts, so that automatically means that they're good. Double beta Back to our roots. Complex just like justice. Complex just like justice.
Speaker 7:But as we're a damn band, I should run everything here on the spot.
Speaker 6:So I'm making all of this up as I go along To capture these moments of genius. Listen to how well the songs flow. Every part makes sense and is there for a reason. Well, I was in rehab. I'm an invisible outcast. I wanna cry, cry, cry. Life is so hard for me. No, it didn't. No, bob, help me. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Speaker 3:Bob, help me Kill, kill, kill. Complex, just like justice. Dude, it's so good, Dude we just make everything up on the spot, because see how the genius that's actually how they write their fucking songs too, in a way so so one of the bands.
Speaker 1:One of the bands tonight are one of the bands that we talk about a lot and then I talk about a lot that I'm really that. I love fight from within. Yeah, dropped a pre-order on a new shirt, okay, and it's another pokemon shirt, which I thought was really cool, okay, and uh, I ended up pre-ordering that. That's the front and back.
Speaker 2:It says I don't think nintendo's gonna like that too well. They have a pikachu on the other one. Yeah, I don't. I don't think the pokemon company's gonna like that and much. Well, they have a Pikachu on the other one. I don't think the Pokemon company's going to like that too much.
Speaker 1:And this one says fight from within on the front with Charmander, and then on the back it says 1v1 me, you pussy. Nice Dude, I fucking love it. As soon as it came up for sale or available to pre-order, I was like I'm down dude.
Speaker 2:The Pokemon company's going get wind of that. They're not going to like it.
Speaker 3:Pokemon, pokemon. Gotta catch a ball. Never got into.
Speaker 1:Pokemon. Oh, I had a. Let me see here. I had a band of Lost to Checkout, but I got to Pikachu.
Speaker 5:Pika, pika, pika.
Speaker 1:Cyclo 9.
Speaker 2:That sounds dirty.
Speaker 1:P-S-Y, c-l-o P-S-Y.
Speaker 2:Cc-l-o-p-s-y-c-o-c-l-o-c-l-o-cyclo-n-n-i-n-e cyclone 9. Yeah, oh, looks how it looks industrial.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it looks like a kind of a time to get on the rabbit hole which I love, which you probably heard about.
Speaker 2:This is like a fucking industrial kind of band. It's from like 2008. What song is it?
Speaker 1:Parasitic. Their best song is I Choose Violence.
Speaker 2:That was literally the one right below it. Ooh, meaty, I like that, I like this. It's pretty cool. Oh, I knew this was going to be industrial kind of techno. I love shit like this man Dude. I love this. He doesn't sound like Marilyn Manson. It's a wasted opportunity.
Speaker 3:I don't wanna sound.
Speaker 2:Where'd you hear these guys? From Facebook? Okay, you know Facebook Reels sometimes come in clutch for shit like that. Vocals are on point. It's like early Black Veil Brides, kind of shit. Vocals are on point. It's like early Black Veil Brides, kind of shit. Dude, that's mad. I love it. This is like something you would see in a movie where they go to like an industrial club in the 90s or something like in Matrix.
Speaker 1:I like the beat to it Not very hardcore. What about Not? My God? That's not another song of theirs, that's an actual band.
Speaker 2:Oh Not.
Speaker 1:My God's yes, and it is. So it's a christian band, I guess, and the first song is fiction that's exactly what popped up first.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh dude it's uncle pester okay, I'm on board with the visuals here. Wasn't it laws of a2 fucking? Oh, this guy was in marilyn manson, evidently oh, this guy was yeah, oh shit like in him?
Speaker 1:yeah, he was penetrating him or no, not literally in him, in the band, in his band.
Speaker 2:Evidently mud baits really come off in the band, in his band.
Speaker 3:Mudvayne's really come off Tag.
Speaker 2:Bury me. This reminds me of my buddy Travis's kind of stuff.
Speaker 1:Margin of Error was his band name. This is the new uh killer clowns from outer space.
Speaker 4:Video dude that'd be dope, be scary as shit Very middle and mansy yeah.
Speaker 1:What about Dawn of Ashes? That's another, another band. Are you just like looking at the? Yeah, I'm just doing the suggested.
Speaker 2:Dawn of Ashes. That's another band. Are you just like looking at the?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just doing the suggested Dawn of Ashes looks kind of the same, but it looks a little bit more hardcore. Athea Donia is their number one song. What's it called? Athea Dona, a-t-h or A-N-H? There it is. Yeah, please don't disappoint Metal Band. It has begun. That was just the.
Speaker 2:Mortal Kombat has begun.
Speaker 1:Three people in a leaky condom are going to fix the world Exactly. I love bands that have techno feels to them, like with metal, so I'm hoping that's what we get here here, but if it's going on the same fucking path, yes the problem a lot of these like industrial bands.
Speaker 2:They don't.
Speaker 3:They don't know what like they always keep it subtle and low-key. I like ramp it up a little bit.
Speaker 1:So I'm going off of these guys and picking other bands. Oh yeah, good idea. What the fuck? Crazy krauts, oh jesus crazy. And then k-R-A-U-T-S. Oh man Crazy Krauts.
Speaker 1:And let's take a look at their fucking. Speiler is their first song. Yeah, these are fucking German. Yeah, 100% Speiler. Did we watch these guys? I remember that video. Didn't we watch a video where they were like fucking beating the shit? Yeah, the first video. Oh, no, no, no, no, maybe not. Nope, I'm wrong. The for the number one song is S P I E L, s P I E L U H R.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 1:What the fuck, don't they?
Speaker 2:have it on there, it's not here.
Speaker 1:No, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:See. See at the beginning I heard it's K.
Speaker 1:No K's in the second one. Oh God, do they even fucking have it? Yeah, just look for whatever. They're just like people making fun of Germans. Is that what it is?
Speaker 2:I have no idea.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what it looks like, dude. What a schnitzel. Their second song is Vorfrud V-O-R-F-R-E-U-D. Maybe put band in it. Crazy Krauts Band. This is crazy, the Krauts. What the fuck. All that Don't you Dream Me is one of their songs. What the fuck is this dude we can get out of?
Speaker 2:this. If you want weird, whatever, alright how about calcifer k-a-l-c-y-f-r?
Speaker 1:c-y-f-r r calcifer looks fucking demonic as shit. Dude and Release is their number one song, Did.
Speaker 2:I spell that.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's K-A-L-C-Y-F-R.
Speaker 2:I'll see why. Just F-R, f-r, yeah.
Speaker 1:There it is.
Speaker 2:It's like Beck Warrior.
Speaker 1:It's like Terminator shit, yeah, yeah. Authorization Transfer Authorization accepted.
Speaker 6:Considered Authorization accepted. I'm happy of assistance. Release the Praetorian Warning. Release of Experiment 666 will result in thousands of lives lost. Damage levels catastrophic Release the. Praetorian Very well Commencing release of T-10.
Speaker 1:All right dude, I've got something that's going to bring us back after after dusk. Try, after dusk. I went with a different band and I'm just going to cause dude, I'm so tired of listening to these. I love the techno shit and catalyst is their number one song. So catalyst, C-A-T-E-S, there we go. This should be fucking metal.
Speaker 2:I think that's not a bad start. Yes, we got guitars. Yeah, we got guitars.
Speaker 1:We got guitars. Yes, we're back. Fake me down, yes we're back, oh yeah. I like that. Is this another song?
Speaker 2:No, I'll say what I saw. It's here. They like a breakdown.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's sweet, okay. So another one that I think sounds cool Gloomlight, gloomlight. This is off of theirs. It's a different band, gloomlight. Okay, it's just spelled like it is Okay, and let's see what song they have locust. So you know, fun stuff.
Speaker 2:It's. It's only two minutes and 50 seconds, so this is gonna be.
Speaker 1:These guys already. Why are you yelling at me? I just gotta use the restroom. I love bands that have a big fucking chubby lead singer dude.
Speaker 2:Well, you can relate to that. Well, you're not big and chunky anymore, but that's big and chunky.
Speaker 1:Just goes to show that beautiful music has no size.
Speaker 6:It has no size.
Speaker 2:You don't really see big fat drummers though.
Speaker 1:I don't know, dude, I've seen a couple Not fat fat drummers, but like little chunksters yeah.
Speaker 3:More cushion for the pushing. Already More cushion for the pushing.
Speaker 1:You know, leo, whatever's in the cupboard.
Speaker 6:I love that I like these dudes, man Leo, what have we seen in the cupboard?
Speaker 1:I love that. I like these dudes. Man Loomlight, it's called Locust Dude, that fucking that band. It's pretty low drought, yeah, okay, okay. What about the Monistic? I don't know, they got a cool band photo, so I'm just wondering M-O-N-I-S-T-I-C, i-t. Say it again Monistic, monistic. Oh dude, their band. Challenger Deep is their number one song, challenger Deep.
Speaker 7:Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Dude their albums Head on the wall.
Speaker 1:Head on the wall.
Speaker 7:Dude. Their album covers are fucking ridiculously nasty Because the waters are out of sight. But no dead end in our game. You're the last thing I need in life. You're the last thing I had in mind. You're the last thing I had. Yeah, sure you know what it is like To be lost and alone in a dream, and sure thing everything is alright, but I am missing what I'm holding inside that I need. I cannot coordinate A safe way between my arms and pain and what I'm thinking that I'm probably gonna cause decay. There is no way left to escape. Can't concentrate.
Speaker 1:On anyone or anything along the way. Only the moment I'm about to assemble Sounds like a female singing in the background. Yeah, they're doing that thing you like. Yeah, I would like her more to the front, though, like hers to be a little bit louder and his to be a little bit more softer.
Speaker 6:Sounds like a guy.
Speaker 3:I think it's a guy though.
Speaker 6:Is it?
Speaker 1:Maybe my ears are wrong, could be. That's nasty, that's nasty. I love doing this because, dude, you know, like it's like the ocean, there's only, we've only we've only touched the surface of the ocean. Dude, we're only hidden. The next one is called the cold shoulder.
Speaker 2:It's amazing like this band here only has 547 subscribers and 4.6 views from this video 4.6 k k.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I'm telling you what I like it.
Speaker 2:It's like discovering like an ancient artifact or not ancient, but like an artifact that's not been discovered yet it is.
Speaker 1:It's cool cold shoulder, the cold shoulder, the cold shoulder, and they got the coolest logo ever. What a great day for a band. And it says be somebody who and I can't read the rest this is their number one video, but Hyper is their second one. It's be somebody yeah, Hyper is their second one. It's called be somebody, whatever. It's called Be Somebody, whatever. I got Cold Shoulder here. Let's just check them out. Fuck it, who cares Is?
Speaker 2:that what they're? Is this the same?
Speaker 1:people, yeah, and it's called Be Somebody, who, whatever. And then there's Hyper or Cinema. Those are the three top three. I don't see any of that here. Jesus Christ, god, they come right out. What's this song called Juggernaut? Yeah, that's one of them. That's their latest. That's their newest song.
Speaker 7:Seven days ago, but all I know is everything you fucking tell me to be Loaded gun Made for war. Can't you switch this off?
Speaker 3:Stop bleed, sit and stare when you're fucking dead you're not just fucking nice Baby, baby God, when you're fucking dead. You're not just fucking nice Baby, fuck dude. Ha ha.
Speaker 7:Ha. Oh, those dive bombs are sick.
Speaker 1:These guys are not fucking around, they're just pulling out all the stops.
Speaker 7:Those dive bombs are sick.
Speaker 1:Dude these guys are not fucking around, they're just pulling out all the stops.
Speaker 2:Hold on. I got those for that Gug cock. That was the black.
Speaker 1:That was so sweet.
Speaker 6:Oh, I missed the black, so for it.
Speaker 1:I love the blah, so for it, dude we got pick squeeze Dude. I like the fact that dude looks like dime bag a little bit.
Speaker 2:Looks like the guy from uh, from from uh, balls of fury. It does kind of Looks like the guy from From Balls of Fury.
Speaker 1:He does kinda Dan Fogle, yeah From.
Speaker 2:Nerd Boys or Fan Boys or whatever.
Speaker 1:Alright. So Next one Is called we're gonna try some Screams of Sirens and the sirens Is with a Y S-Y. Screams of Sirens and the sirens is with a Y S-Y. Screams of Sirens.
Speaker 2:And their number one song is a Bolivian Is this a chick-fronted lead singer.
Speaker 1:I hope it's a chick.
Speaker 2:Because I have an amazing hard-on.
Speaker 1:It's not yours, Telly.
Speaker 6:So back off.
Speaker 1:Oh, it is, Maybe, maybe, nope, maybe, nope. Hold me now six feet from the edge.
Speaker 3:I see that everywhere, right now the pain seems sad.
Speaker 6:Another day gone by Can't save me this time. The shame of the choices that I've made, something I can't escape. There's no one to blame For what I've done. Open my eyes and help me breathe again, or let me fade away.
Speaker 1:Into nowhere. Alright, do we want to see if they get any harder? The end is near. That's a no, okay. So how about all that's left?
Speaker 2:I don't know what's left.
Speaker 1:All of it, Okay so how about all that's left? I don't know what's left. All of it I guess All of it. So Wally's picking that out and their number one song is Fire Cool. It's right under number one.
Speaker 2:I like this toy. I like this toy.
Speaker 1:Watch it. Go Cough, cough, cough. The females Are they all women? Fuck? Yeah, fucking red-haired Laura Croft looking bitch. Yeah, looks like they made this at home.
Speaker 2:Is it just the same girl doing all the instruments?
Speaker 1:I don't know Kind of looks like it, though, don't it it is? Does the carpet match the pubes? Ah, I like the guitars, though.
Speaker 2:I like how the shots are deliberately shot To make it not look like it's the same girl Playing all the instruments. We know it's her Like we know it's her like we know it's you. We know that you see them flowing red locks, fucking blow the goddamn neck of the guitar. That's you all right.
Speaker 1:Well, how about we try this? One's got to be metal. There's no doubt. It's called blank and the song is called sanity, yep, featuring peer pressure. Insanity, yeah, featuring peer pressure. All right, I've been drinking. Well, that's turned off on a promising note.
Speaker 3:Oh they actually put it in the lyrics.
Speaker 1:Kind of got a little hardcore thing to it, Kind of a little hate-breed feel to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean they got a little hardcore to it, like early 2000s metal.
Speaker 1:The number two song sounds pretty promising too. It's called Warpath, featuring the Bastards. Yeah, it's right up here actually. Yeah, I love that shit, dude, that's good. Warpath Featuring the bastards. The glorious bastards, the glorious bastards, you're gonna bring me my scouts.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm a big fan of drum build-ups like this With the bass, yeah.
Speaker 7:Hey, we're trying to sleep.
Speaker 1:I think I should be number one.
Speaker 1:God, that's hard, you know what I think would be a really cool music video. Dude, what's that? If we did a music video for our first song or whatever? Yeah, like. If we did like we gotta learn to crawl before you learn to walk? Yeah, they just did. They're giving us their input, doing it at like one of the football stadiums, like one of the like either Heidelberg, or doing it at fucking Tiffin, columbia, and just having them spin around us as we have our fucking instruments and shit set up there.
Speaker 1:You know what I would want? I would get extras, talk to people and see if they want to be in it, but they just got to sit there straight-faced Like in the stands, not cheering or nothing, while we're just doing stuff. Interesting In the video. Just have them straight-faced, kind of like psychos kind of shit. But I want them to be wearing sports shirts and shit yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but with that said That'd be fucking awesome. We got to go yeah.
Speaker 1:Got to end it today Got to go home and see the wife before she goes to work, right, dude. On another note, dude, I dropped another pound. I haven't checked lately, but I'm going to probably check tomorrow. Dude, I've been golfing every day. I've been golfing every day. I've um, no joke here, I'll show you on my, on my chart, cause I know me and John, we've been working on our shit a lot. We're called the accountability buddies, so, um, no joke. Okay. So my, out of a lot of a hundred percent of, out of a pie, I'm supposed to be 20% protein, 25% fat and 55% carbs. Uh-huh, today, with what I ate, which was 1,180 calories, I'm 9% fat, 38% protein and 53% carbs, that's pretty good Dude.
Speaker 1:I've been hitting up fresh fruit like a motherfucker dude and it's been amazing. So, like for dinner I had watermelon, bananas, strawberries, pineapple rings All of them are cut Like.
Speaker 3:I bought them.
Speaker 1:And then I had a protein shake, a double protein shake for supper. Dude, no joke, fucking. I don't feel hungry. I feel awesome, dude, and it's not a lot of calories and it's good for you. So definitely been hitting it up, man, trying to fucking work on shit and I just need to get back into like a routine again.
Speaker 2:It's like being off work all this time is. Luckily it's not fucked me at all. So you know, I gotta just get back into like a good routine is what I had. I had a really good routine and then I got all fucked up. But otherwise I mean I'm doing all right, but it's like I wish I could do better, but I'm not losing any momentum, but I'm not gaining any either. So that's okay, I guess, until I can get to a rhythm here soon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not hard For me, it's just trying to stay away, like tomorrow, sarah and I are gonna probably get some breakfast somewhere, so just trying to find a smart protein high like fat, keeping the fats down content fucking as much as possible when I go get breakfast tomorrow. Um, and then I got to do that interview, which I thought was last week, but I'm a retard so it's actually tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Radio.
Speaker 1:Tomorrow, actually tomorrow. If you have Wheel of Fortune dude, can you watch Wheel of Fortune on your TV?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Yeah, I think so Tomorrow?
Speaker 1:a girl from Tiffin was on there, oh, really, yeah, her name is Kyleen Foster Dude, very pretty. I want to be respectful, just in case she listens. Okay, she's gorgeous, she's a beautiful girl. Yeah, she's going to be on Wheel of Fortune tomorrow night. That's cool. She went to California and recorded Nice dude. Yeah, really cool. And then, like I said, I'm going to be on the radio tomorrow at 9, 10, and then interview at 10. So I'm hoping to get this fucking new job. So I'm hoping, fingers crossed. That's right.
Speaker 1:Any other closing remarks? No, hopefully you guys enjoyed our skit today. It was very. We had two-thirds House of Representatives vote to fucking put it on the podcast, so we had to put it on. The will of the people. What can we say? Yeah, we, uh, hey, we're a democracy in the United States, a constitutional republic. If you hate it, blame it all on John's wife. She wanted us to do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2:We appreciate everybody who listens and keeps listening, and if you're new, thank you. If you've been around a while, thank you again. You can find us on Spotify and Apple Music and all the places you know where to get us.
Speaker 1:You know where Donka Shade the only reason I even know that is from Ferris Bueller so we'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 2:I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Sugar later dudes. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Sugar. Buh-bye, Later dudes.