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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 173: My Underwear Was A Crime Scene: Tales From The Road
Raw, unfiltered, and delightfully chaotic – that's what awaits you in this episode as John and Jay take listeners on another wild ride through their week's adventures and random musings.
Jay kicks things off with exciting news about his DJ business scoring a radio promotion opportunity on 96.7 The Mix, showcasing his entrepreneurial hustle. The conversation flows naturally into a nostalgic discussion about recording songs off the radio – remember holding those microphones up to speakers and praying no one would talk during your favorite song? Today's streaming generation will never understand the struggle!
Things take an interesting turn when the hosts dive into the darker side of social media, discussing controversial AI filters creating fake Down syndrome content. Their commentary, while adult-oriented and boundary-pushing, raises legitimate questions about digital ethics and exploitation in today's algorithm-driven world.
In a surprisingly vulnerable segment, both hosts open up about their experiences with compression shirts and body confidence. It's a refreshingly honest conversation about male body image that balances self-deprecating humor with genuine insights about personal growth and acceptance.
The episode continues with stories about Jay's successful wedding DJ gig at a gorgeous venue on the Olentangy River, plans for an upcoming charity golf outing at Mohawk, and hilariously awkward public bathroom encounters. The hosts' willingness to share embarrassing childhood tales creates an atmosphere of relatability despite the outrageous nature of some anecdotes.
Whether you're a long-time listener or first-time discoverer of this unapologetically authentic podcast, this episode delivers the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and unexpected insights that will have you coming back for more. Subscribe now and join us for next week's adventures!
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Speaker 2:You are listening live to 4, 3.
Speaker 1:Yeah, alright, yes, alright, way to go, wayne. You're nodding your head. You're nodding your head wait.
Speaker 3:I just watched that. It's every day with Jada J. We're here again, and we're glad you're here too.
Speaker 1:A lot of stuff to talk about today yeah, so uh go ahead, oh um what you got. Oh okay, so really cool thing happening. So, um, it was a couple days ago. I met with a uh, young lady and she hired me to DJ her daughter's wedding. Well, my business Okay. So she is a radio DJ for the morning for 96, seven the mix out of.
Speaker 1:Fostoria, Okay Okay. So they're doing a booze cruise on the lake and they needed a DJ. I said, do you need a DJ for that as well? She's like yep. I said, give me free promotion and I'll fucking, I'll do it. So they're dude, they're giving me, they're going to let me record my own fucking commercial for a T-town DJ and they're going to run it like shit tons.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's sweet.
Speaker 1:And then also on top of that, she's like would you be interested in doing an interview, like of talking about what being a wedding dj is like and everything else? I was like, yeah, so tomorrow morning at 9 10, I'm gonna be on 96, 7, the mix, oh that's sweet which, uh, this is a week too late, so you're not gonna be.
Speaker 3:You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 1:We're not like live yet too bad, we don't record off the radio like we used to. Yeah, I remember doing that shit.
Speaker 3:Man, like kids don't know the struggle of trying to like record your favorite song off the radio and sometimes there'll be like talking. Sometimes people will talk in the background. If you were like, if you did it, the old like with a microphone sucks. I know some people used to have like a microphone I did I try, and you have to put it to the speakers, and sometimes if there's people talking in the background, it ruins it completely.
Speaker 1:Well, even though or if you got any air movement or yeah anything yeah see. What I had to do was play it on one and then try to use the mic, because, remember, boom boxes used to come with microphones built on. Oh, that's right, yeah, so I used to try to record on that dude. It sounded like shit we were lucky enough.
Speaker 3:My dad had like a Sony tape deck that had dual tape.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my dad did too, but we weren't allowed to fucking touch it.
Speaker 3:Justin did anyway, because he didn't give a shit.
Speaker 1:If only everything was off limits from touching in my house, my life would have been a little bit different.
Speaker 3:Emotional damage. Yeah, we used to record like radio all the time off that double tape deck. It was pretty sweet. Then we blew the speakers out fucking playing rap and shit. So my parents had these big-ass bookshelves.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, those were so good, the Pioneers dude. Those huge-ass fucking.
Speaker 3:They were built solid wood, just big 12-inch. They had like 12, 14-inch woofers. And then they had the tweeters and stuff that fucking they hit man, oh yeah, dude. And then my dad had a crazy receiver with it and he get. We blew the piss out of those speakers because we were we'd hook up, fucking, we'd listen to rap and we fucking boom the fuck out of that.
Speaker 1:I used to do that to my dad's stereo too, but he would uh, I would never do it while he was home.
Speaker 3:And then also one day he just goes Pop. That was all she wrote.
Speaker 1:Nope, you gotta know the. You gotta know it started popping really bad.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was like oh, I've been peeing your fucking ass. My dad was pissed.
Speaker 3:I was just like my dad's, like you, listening to that. That goddamn rap shit on my fucking stereo.
Speaker 1:Huh, the rap. Shit ain't going to break your stuff, it's just how loud it is.
Speaker 3:Well, my dad always blamed it on that, because that's what we listen to. It's like listen to that goddamn bassy shit. We're blowing the fucking shit. It's like the fuck, god damn it, you gonna pay for this.
Speaker 1:No, don't play that fucking rap shit and I know exactly what you said. John's like listen, Listen. I'm playing the rap shit because I'm trying to get some pussy. Mom's been giving me the eye the past couple days.
Speaker 3:Boy don't you dare no, I'm just kidding, that's horrible um but no, um, we, uh, it was actually the rock and metal that really fucking pushed it.
Speaker 1:I can only imagine yeah, because it was. Yeah, it was, it wasn't the rap it was actually the.
Speaker 3:The rap sounded really good on it. It was the when we put the fucking like harder shit on there like the metallica and stuff. Oh yeah, it's like dot, dot dot dot. It's like it'd really choke it to death.
Speaker 1:So fucking pop, really bad oh, dude, speaking of popping, really bad my childhood was amazing you could take that any way you want. Really, really, really really no, I'm just kidding, but anyway we um it's been a pretty eventful uh week rocked, rocked. A fucking dude, no joke. Beautiful venue on the olin tangy. I was in columbus this weekend dj in a wedding. Oh that's right. Oh, dude, how was that? I nailed that, fucking dude it was.
Speaker 3:It was just a little upscaly than what you're, a little bit more.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I wore my, uh, my polo, my t-town dj polo, and I just wore, like my golf. Okay, it's like I love these things. These things were only five bucks, they're fucking comfortable, but I wore those and, um, dude, I'll show you. I got a video so you guys can just kind of imagine what it looks like the old and dingy um no no, no, no, no. Oh yeah, here we go. Okay, so here it is, dude, there's not really sound okay right now, like you're looking at, here's the building.
Speaker 1:That's where I was. Okay, right, there's my setup. That's the old, intangible, right there, dude. Okay, there's downtown columbus, okay that's a really sweet venue.
Speaker 1:There's somebody flying on a wheelchair that chick didn't have barely any limbs. Dude, it's just crazy. Dude, it's gorgeous like glass. That's cool. It's got two big doors in the front you can open up and the road is straight ahead from the doors and it dead ends right there. And then, okay, like it's a one-way street, was your sound good enough for that? Oh yeah, I killed it, dude. Okay, you were so happy. Um, I made really good money. And no joke, dude, everybody dancing. I got to play, um, I got to play fucking stone temple pilots I never get to play that, so I get to play dead and bloated.
Speaker 1:That's different. Um, some guy requested and I asked the brand groom. They're like, yeah, go down and play it, but, dude, everything went really well. The food was S? Tier, dude.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 1:They had three different menus and of course I didn't read it, so I just ate some of everything.
Speaker 3:As you should.
Speaker 1:Parmesan crusted chicken.
Speaker 3:Oh, that sounds good. Sirloin tips.
Speaker 1:Ground chicken oh, that sounds good. Um, sirloin tips, agran potatoes, green beans like these were those crunchy green beans, so really high in green beans. Green beans, uh, angel hair pasta.
Speaker 3:Okay, very, very, very, very, very good food speaking of, uh, of catering, have you seen these videos on, like the Reels or TikTok, where people will be like, all right, this is ridiculous prices for catering. It's like you're going to get grilled chicken, you're going to get fried chicken, you're going to get green beans and you're going to get baked beans and you're going to get a salad $1,000. You ever see these videos? I don't know if they're. They're they're fake or if they're, these people are for real. But these people coming out with just like it's just a pan of each of these things and it's just like fifteen hundred dollars and that's all you get, just the food. It's nothing at all. I was like like man, I don't know. That's crazy. That seems like it's crazy to me.
Speaker 1:What it is. It depends, because a lot of people will. What they do is they say you're going to spend. If you're catering a party, unless you're getting a good deal, you're usually going to spend about anywhere from 13 to 15 to 20 25 a person right on food. So if you've got a 300 person wedding, you better hope.
Speaker 3:Your pockets are fucking deep because, because I was just like man. That seems crazy. I'll see if I can find it, but I don't think I can find. I'm not gonna waste my time, but it just like. It was just like three pans of this, though that's all you get, though you don't get anything else. But then again, I'm not privy to how. You know how weddings and stuff are nowadays, so maybe it is that expensive way food costs are and stuff. But I was just like jesus man.
Speaker 1:That's insane I thought you were talking about the, the mentally handicapped down syndrome models that are on fucking uh on.
Speaker 3:All those are fit. Now I know for a fact those are all fake. Are they all fake? They're most of them. I know most of them are dirt. It's a filter, it's ai they, they, I don't know why, but I would, I jerk off you would you fuck those I I 100% would fuck those Down syndrome girls.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, they need love too.
Speaker 3:They can get disappointed just like any other woman.
Speaker 1:So what's going on with that? I'll slide that diaper to the side, bro.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God dude oh.
Speaker 1:I'm like oh, you're drying up down there, let me grab some of that slobber off your chin, put it right on the old knob.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, dude, I'm so fucked up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess that's like don't put your fucking little cabbage hands on my dingus. It's the grave.
Speaker 3:Peter Dinklage.
Speaker 5:Peter Dinklage dude.
Speaker 3:I guess it's the graves having a really tough time and tick tock, all these places are trying to. It's hard to fight against it. Let me show you the one that I've been on I don't really give a fuck if she's real or not. The OnlyFans is having a really tough time because people are taking or putting this on OF and making a fucking bundle on it. It's like sexually exploitating a group of people that like her are susceptible I don't know. I don't know about her though because she didn't.
Speaker 3:Here's another video of her. See that's. I think that's ai. I think that I've seen her before. I think is it the same one, both videos, I think. So okay, so that one, I know she's. That's a filter, that's an AI filter.
Speaker 1:I'll filter all over her dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's all AI. Yeah, and they're sexually exploitating, you know, down syndrome people. Of course people are into that shit. Hardcore Right here, right here.
Speaker 2:Blackface, blackface.
Speaker 1:Present company excluded People are what the fuck?
Speaker 3:That looks like.
Speaker 1:What's their butt? Little big, little big. Yeah, it is little big.
Speaker 3:Okay, it looks just like him, axl Rose out here, sounding like Herbert the pervert.
Speaker 1:It is a little big, okay it looks just like him, axl Rose out here, sounding like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.
Speaker 5:Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1:She's got a smile. You get your fat ass back here where from within. Where is what's his name at? We're gonna be a death fest.
Speaker 3:My brother's gonna go to that where's uh, where's I, where's I, isaac at, with this fucking Herbert the pervert, fucking expert.
Speaker 1:I know, dude, that was the best you get your fat ass back here.
Speaker 5:Get your fat ass over here. Get your fat ass over here.
Speaker 3:Dude that's the funniest impression Dude since.
Speaker 1:I said I liked mentally retarded people. Dude. Now it's all you're getting. Now it's just fucking mentally retarded.
Speaker 3:That's what you get. Your algorithm should be fucking that's what you get.
Speaker 1:Your algorithm should be fucking dude. Instagram oh my god, dude, that's the gram is savage so yeah, this chick man. Is that fucking filter? Yeah, that's filter, that's ai man god, that sucks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's. I don't know if it's someone stealing somebody else's instagram and putting that filter on, or this is the woman and she's putting the ai filter on herself. I don't know for sure, but I know, for I do know that those are, those are ai, that's ai, those are. Yeah, it's, it's, it's a filter instagram is savage as fuck dude I love instagram.
Speaker 1:Forget what the hell all dude'll have to show you, okay? So let's see here. We always gotta go through my Instagram shit I send to my brother and he sends to me. Okay, he sent me this today. Oh yeah, sex ed video in 5th grade. The penis is small now, but will begin to grow me out here with the same dick I had in 5th grade. He sent me that and then, okay, let's see what this. I can't remember what the fuck this is. He sent this to me Cat ladies.
Speaker 5:Wake up, bitch, you're my new best friend. Really what? Wake up, bitch, you're my new best friend.
Speaker 1:Really what? Wake up, bitch. You know that's from baseball. Yeah, oh, this is the. This is the video I sent Steve, so I'll let you, okay.
Speaker 1:So yesterday I went and I saw like I've been talking about it every like all the time Wage War. I got to see Wage War again and this time I actually, like before I've seen them I've seen them in ink, I guess but I didn't know who they were. I didn't really get to enjoy them. I love wage war. Obviously we know. Now I'm wearing all wage war right now.
Speaker 1:I got my hat and my shirt on and I sent John a video of his favorite song, which has that fucking Pantera. Yeah, so good, god, that's nasty, but, dude, I'm going to play this. This is low, it's about three minutes, but this dude, like the vocal talent on this guitarist is ridiculously good. And it's like I said and I'm not trying to sit there and suck on Wade Taurus Dick, even though I do, but the talent in this fucking band is just ridiculously good, dude, here I'm going to play it, dude. So the seats were really good. Yeah, your seats were amazing. I love that Blah Blah and this is called Low. This is one of Steve's favorite songs. That's the guitar sound, that's good.
Speaker 1:That's good Dude. Wage War is amazing. I've been very fortunate to be able to see Wage War and Butcher Bab babies and do all these things. And I'm telling you what, dude, I love it and I try to cash. Here you go, dude.
Speaker 5:And sterilize, so you get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. That's what you are. How could you do a thing like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash? I said good day, sir, you're an inhuman monster.
Speaker 1:Good day it said when I try to cash in on my wife's naughty time promises, we all have that to where she just says, nope, you get nothing you lose.
Speaker 3:Good day sir.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I don't know if you saw that on Facebook. There's our picture with Mike from Fight With Fremont.
Speaker 3:I did see that. That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1:Dude. What a great group of dudes, man. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:One of us is a Chevy Trailblazer and one of us has got blazed on a trail.
Speaker 1:Yes, please, yes, one of us is a Chevy Trailblazer and one of us has got blazed on a trail. What did you think of my profile pic, dude?
Speaker 3:All that years of war, yeah dude, I did chat GPT and changed my picture.
Speaker 1:Well, I knew the other one kind of looked like I looked like I was a thug and I was like man. If I'm sending this to people for DJing, I really don't Gears of War guy, whatever it looks kind of, you know it looks fake. But me as a fucking thug looking guy, I don't know. That doesn't really set well with people, probably not no, but but anyway. Um, yeah, I got to see breaking benjamin, I got to see um stained wage war and then fucking lakeview, which I could give two shits. If you're in the country and you like like hard rock, metal stuff, guitars, lakeview's cool for you, not my kind of shit.
Speaker 1:Fuck that stuff, dude, just garbage yeah, that's not my thing so, on another note, I started working with a young lady who is a phenomenal golfer. I guess, um, and she golfs for lord's college, okay, I think so, yeah, okay and uh, she works where I work. And uh, she was talking to me, she goes um, so you, being a DJ, you probably like all types of music. I said, yeah, I do, I have my favorite. She goes what's that? I said, honestly, I'm into death metal and metal and shit. And she goes what?
Speaker 1:No fucking way, me too. What? Yeah, she goes me too, and she's like she goes. Okay, well, what? I'm going to gatekeep here Her number one band I'm going to gatekeep. She loves nu metal. Her number one band is Limp Bizkit she loves.
Speaker 3:Limp Bizkit. All right, she's cool. Yeah, they're just super cool. Is she a young? She's.
Speaker 1:She goes and, honestly, my second it's probably Rage Against the Machine. I love.
Speaker 3:Rage. All right, this girl's cool as fuck. Yeah, she passes the vibe check.
Speaker 1:Well, we're having a company party coming up like the 27th of June, okay To, where we all get to go, get drunk and do whatever we want. So we're having a company party. Sarah can't go. So I asked my brother. I was like, hey, dude, what are you doing? Let's go, come to the fucking thing, because they know him. So I was like, yeah, come on, let's go. And she's like I don't know if I'm going. I said, dude, you need to fucking go. She can't drink. But, dude, go and hang out. We'll talk fucking music and chill. And, dude, it'd be nice to have somebody I work with that likes the same fucking music when you just fucking listen to it. Yeah, so, but she's cool as shit, dude, just real low key.
Speaker 3:It's always. You're always just like, I like metal. Oh yeah, the screamy stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can't get it. I can't get it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't like the screaming stuff.
Speaker 1:It gives me a headache, or you know, that's always, that's always what I get. It's like oh, I can't, yeah. It's like, oh, I like sleep token, like the one thing I could say about lakeview, and it's almost like five finger death punch. Five finger death punch is training metal, that's what I call it.
Speaker 3:It's it's like the iron dragon of fucking metal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Junior Gemini, junior Gemini of metal. It's getting you ready to go on, the Gemini. Yeah. But you're just like oh, I like country and I like soft rock. Well, five Finger Death Punch has that Bad Company song. Let's check them out.
Speaker 3:Ooh, I like that. Let's check this out it's gateway fucking.
Speaker 1:It is. It's what Dare thought marijuana was.
Speaker 3:We were at Meijer and they had like five different Dare shirts. I fucking love Dare shirts. I want to get one. I don't even know them, Of course they didn't have my size, but I was just like damn. They had like old school Attitude Era WWF shirts like Stokehold the Rock Undertaker. I'm like they had no 3X. I could squeeze into a 3X if I wear my undershirt.
Speaker 1:Oh, did you get one? Yeah, I did get one, by the way. What do you?
Speaker 3:think it took a little to get used to Dude isn't it nice, though? I've been wearing it to Cedar Point every time I've been going to Cedar Point. Are you to cedar point every time I go to cedar point?
Speaker 1:are you wearing it right now? No, not right now, dude. I wear it when I go out. I wear it every day, all day. Yeah, it keeps all the goods fucking tucked. I tell you what I love about it I have.
Speaker 3:I have man titties okay and it kind of it just compresses my man tits down. So I have a flat chest.
Speaker 1:you know what I like about it is when we were, when we golf, when I golf and I'm riding on a cart, I used used to flop all over the place. Yeah, now my girls are fucking staying straight.
Speaker 3:Well, the cool thing is that I can, because, three, I need tall shirts but I can fit the three X, okay, but like my gut, you know, when I lift my arms up, my gut hangs out and I hate that and nobody wants to see my fucking gut flipping, flopping around. So I got a three X or a 4X log under, you know, the body shirt or whatever, and it goes down to, like, my thighs. So now when I lift my arms up, my gut don't fucking hang out. So it's just a tight, you know, just so it looks like. I took my Justin's. Like, oh, you wear one of the body shirts. I'm like, yeah, he goes, he goes.
Speaker 3:So I was, what was I doing? I was what was I doing? I was changing my shirt because we were here at my house, we were going to see your point. So I changed my shirt and Justin's like you, like one of those old timey wrestlers. I'm like, oh, like this, like huh, huh, huh, huh. So I did one of those things. He's like, holy, he was laughing his ass off because I was doing a lot, because I had black pants on too. Saw too. I was like, but I love it because it really it compresses everything together it takes. It took a lot to get you because I was like man, I am not digging this, but it just once I my body shaped into it, it was, it was awesome, it looked, it looks good, it's no joke.
Speaker 1:Once you, if you wear it and you wear it consistently, it gets more comfortable. Yeah, that's, I love it like. I love it playing basketball because I don't have to worry about shit flopping around, flapping and slapping and doing all that other fun stuff and uh and you know I I went to cedar point with it.
Speaker 3:Every time I've gone to cedar point I've worn it and I sweat, but it doesn't feel gross with the sweat. I thought like I would sweat in it and it, just, it, just. It absorbs moisture really well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's dry, fit. The only thing I do know is I wear it to play basketball and then I would get done and I'd be like, yep, this thing needs wash.
Speaker 3:It's stinky. It's stinky as fuck. Getting into it too is kind of a chore.
Speaker 1:Once you get used to it.
Speaker 3:I was like boy. I don't know if I just wasted my money, but I'm going to try it, I'm going to keep with it. I love it. But uh, I like how it makes me look. I like it. It. It pretty much eliminates this right here. This right here is it just streaks it in this whole fat pocket right here. It just it eliminates it. So it makes me feel I look in the mirror.
Speaker 1:I'm like jesus, it's a whole new. It's a whole new me.
Speaker 3:Look how good I look it is and you know, like I don't know, I love it and it's a confidence thing too. Not that I need it because I'm married, but you know it feels good, dude, we still need fucking, we still need our shit it's just like wow, not only since I've been losing weight, so you know I'm losing weight on top of it, so it it makes makes things look even better. So so I'm like I'm down. I'm down to like 318 now.
Speaker 1:So I went up to 390 or 290 oh, not 390.
Speaker 3:3. Oh gee, I was at 390 once. Not, I don't recommend it. I tell you I it's be it, for I could even imagine being 400 pounds again. It was one of the worst times of my life. I should have been dead back then.
Speaker 1:No joking, it actually came to where my boss at work was asking me how I do stuff like how I lose weight and what I've been doing. And I told her. I said listen man. I said I fucking.
Speaker 3:It's nothing. There's no secret to it. I just told her what.
Speaker 5:I do yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean nothing. Nothing, there's no secret to it. It's just I just told her what I do. Yeah, I mean everybody, your mileage will. Your mileage will vary based upon your body type and your metabolism and stuff. But like what me and you are doing, it's really no, it's just no secret to it. It's just calorie deficiency and exercise. That's it. It's just it is. It's really all it is, it's me.
Speaker 1:No joke, my the. The key to it all that made this so easy for at least for me, yeah was um the meal supplements, like um protein shakes.
Speaker 3:I'll do that every now and then if I know, see it, I'll play it ahead. So if I know I'm gonna have a heavy dinner, I'll have one of those like, if I'm gonna be have to have a heavy dinner, I'll have one of those Like, if I'm going to be have like a really heavy dinner, I'll have a meal supplement, you know, 160 calories. That way it kind of balances each other out, so that way I'm not having a lunch you know, six 700 calorie lunch than having a 1200 calorie dinner. So if I could counteract that with a meal supplement that'll get me to dinner. So and then. So I could counteract that with a meal supplement that'll get me to dinner. So and then so I could plan ahead.
Speaker 3:Um, also, it's just portion control too. I used to eat a ton of food. Now I'm to the point where it's just I eat a little bit. I still eat what I like, and I've never changed that, it's just now. I eat a little bit of it, a little bit, just enough to make me full and I don't overeat. So you just eat enough to satisfy the craving. And then then I'm done like I still eat the shit I like. It's just small, small, small portions of it. So I stick between 15 to 1600 calories a day, or, yeah, a week, I mean, not a day, oh oh yeah, a day, a day holy shit, that'd be crazy, that's like, that'd be like I can't imagine doing that for the week.
Speaker 3:We do eat a cracker a day cracker day. Yeah, I, I like to average between 15 to 1600 calories a day and I get to it to most. I I nail it for the most part, but it's there's some days. You, today, for instance, I blew that completely on its asshole because I found a new job. So I was like you know, fuck it. I'm another Japanese company, of course, and you know they're like Mr Bricknell, you are number one in our eyes. You do great things here. That's what they told me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean that's awesome, that's great. You've been waiting for a while. Yeah, I never. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:But we're gonna take a little break. You're gonna hear from Brian McNugget and he's got a little song for you and you're gonna listen to that and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1:Later. Later.
Speaker 2:Now there's this one thing, I wanted to listen to that and we'll be right back Later, later, you know there's this one thing I wanted to say to you and I just can't figure out the words yeah, can you stop playing like that.
Speaker 2:I set the guy with the piano off. I can't talk to Trey. Yes, yes, it's undeniable that we should have sex together. It's unbelievable. How you used to say you lick my nutsack Doesn't sound like a no. If you don't know just how I feel, so let me show you that this dick's for real. Yeah, if all this is on, time will reveal yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:One you're like a dream come true. Two why not just dump my shit in you? Three go explain to see that when you bend over, you're the best for me. One, the beats are one, two, three, five, make you want to sex with me. If I ever believed it that my work is done, I'll bend you over and say have fun, it's fun, I love fun. It's so incredible the way things work themselves out, and all emotional when you let me dump my kids in your mouth. When you're like a drink or two and that's a part Never would have made it very far, cause you stole the keys to my car hey, get those back.
Speaker 2:One you're like a dream come true. Can't wait to bust my nuggets in you. Three go explain to C that I want to give you all my C and four repeat steps. One, two, three, five. Make you get on your knees. Five I believe that my work is done. Then I'll fuck you in your butt and around the time to the coming of the sun I feel like a little child who just felt his first little buns.
Speaker 2:You came and breathed new life Into this lonely heart of mine. You threw out my dick and came back with a fishing line. One, one, you're like a dream come true. Two Wanna dump my kids in you. Three Go explain to she that you're the one and I wanna have sex with Four. Three steps, one through three. Five, wait, wait, what if I part five have sex with you? Wait, what if I part five? There's no part five. Oh, never mind, my work is done. Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the best freaking podcast. It's every day with John and.
Speaker 1:Jay, baby, listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button you got that motherfucker, now check it out. Welcome back, you fucking freaks, that motherfucking chicken air. Welcome back, you fucking freaks. Hey, freak-o-zoids.
Speaker 3:Drives around in the freak-o-veal, freak-o-zoid, freak-o-zoid. Remember that show?
Speaker 1:back in the day. I was never a huge fan. I liked it.
Speaker 3:I loved all those fucking CW shows back in the day.
Speaker 1:I got candy, uh hooked on ren and stimpy though oh yes, dude watching it. Well, I knew, dude, spongebob is not crazy far off. Especially old, older episodes of spongebob wasn't crazy far off, I think, I think the.
Speaker 3:I think the guy who did spongebob had a hand in ren and stimpy I think. I think he was a writer.
Speaker 1:That's why you see butt, cheeks and shit all the time. But yeah, but no, it was a pretty good Week out.
Speaker 3:We went to Home Depot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we Good little Saturday. I'm ready to fucking sleep a little bit tomorrow. I'm so fucking beat. I barely slept all weekend Like no joke okay so I'm gonna sleep well tonight.
Speaker 3:I know that for a fact dj'd, dj'd in columbus.
Speaker 1:Got home. Um, got home probably close to one o'clock in the morning, saturday. Okay, sund, I had to be up and I had to be at work by 6.30 in the morning.
Speaker 3:Holy shit that's a turn and burn man.
Speaker 1:Yep, so 6.30 in the morning, go to work or you know, work until fuck, man, I can't remember like 2 or 3 o'clock or something, and then go home. I can't remember what the fuck I did Sunday, dude, but I did, I can't. I did something Sunday, I can't remember what I did. And then Monday, because today's Tuesday, so Monday, yesterday we went to the concert. So, dude, I didn't get much sleep Sunday into Monday. The fuck did I do? Oh no, I had to work again yesterday morning I had to be there at 630 again, jeez.
Speaker 1:So, God, what the fuck I don't remember what I did Sunday. I did something Sunday. I can't remember what the fuck I did't remember what I did Sunday. I did something Sunday. I can't remember what the fuck I did. You lost track of your mind I did.
Speaker 3:I don't know what the fuck I did. I've been sitting at home.
Speaker 1:I did sign up for the TU golf outing. I've been sitting here.
Speaker 3:That is A TU golf outing.
Speaker 1:Yep $225 a person. Don't you get a bunch of cool swag, oh, dude. Okay, your drinks for the whole course are done, they're taken care of, so I don't have to worry about paying for drinks. Okay, alcoholic doesn't matter. Beer, wine, soda water, gatorade doesn't matter, it's all free. Okay, are you sponsoring a whole or anything? No, that's expensive as shit dude Like the lowest one's, 500 bucks or a thousand or so Okay. Like yeah, I'm good on that.
Speaker 3:Um, are you just on a team or are you just gone?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just on a team oh okay. So um I um also, you get a swag bag. You get to choose whatever you want Like.
Speaker 3:I remember or not choose.
Speaker 1:But like I got a, I got a fucking badass tipping university dragon golf bell.
Speaker 3:I remember you came last. Last you had a bunch of cool shit last year if I remember, yeah, um, just badass shit.
Speaker 1:And then also your food, all day, taken care of, starts off with breakfast. So there's donuts, there's like a whole bunch of fucking little goodies you could pick up, like fruit and donuts and everything, and coffee and orange juice and milk and cereal and stuff like that. Dude, all free. Then, while you're golfing on different holes, there's pizza and like carmes and things like that.
Speaker 3:Cool, you get that for free.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's sweet then on the turn. Last year they had barbecue pulled pork sliders oh, that sounds so good, Barbecue pulled and they were fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3:Those from Carmi's and stuff too. No, just some other smoke place, oh, some random place, okay so barbecue, pulled pork sliders that sounds so good.
Speaker 1:And then what's cool is they make it fun, like the whole thing's fun, it's obviously to raise money.
Speaker 3:They do skins and stuff like that they do skins they did Okay.
Speaker 1:So we did Proximities and shit too. There's a par five. There's a par five. Where Where's it? At the Tim Mohawk, mohawk, oh, okay. So if you never played Mohawk and you want to play Mohawk, it is expensive to do that I mean, it's $225, but you get to go out to Mohawk and enjoy it. Sure, now that I have a membership, you can actually come out with me and play Mohawk if you wanted to. It just costs you $75. But in today's prices it's not bad anymore.
Speaker 3:That's really not bad. No joke, that's 18 holes.
Speaker 1:Clinton is $40-something bucks $45. That's an upscale fucking place. Yeah, so yeah, I would pay that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's 45 dollars at clinton 75 to play at mohawk, I would play, I would pay the extra to play at mohawk, dude, I'm so you don't want to go. Let me know when you, if you, if you're like you know what yeah?
Speaker 1:um, the like, um so, and I get to do that like if you wanted to play with me. You get five times a year where you can play with me. Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, each person gets five times a year, okay, so um, you get to do that with as many people as you want, or just five times total with anybody. No, I think it's five times with any guest, any person any person gets five times oh so you can bring your brother five times, joe five times, me five times.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fucking killer, dude and dude. They treat you, I'll do it. You know what I like. They call me today and they're like hey, is this? Jason said yes, it is. They're like hey, um, we need a sub for leaks tonight. Didn't know whether you would be available. I was like yeah, I'm so sorry, I would love to. I said we were short staffed at Fostery Country Club because they know I work there. Oh, okay, and they're like I said, I'm so sorry, I would love to. But yeah, we're short staffed so I can't come out and play today, so I have to work. And he's like oh, no big deal. He's like is it cool if we need somebody? I was like yeah, no problem.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can definitely do that oh, so you're just kind of a fill-in for someone. Oh, that's cool and uh, I wouldn't want to play with a stranger though I'm not about that, but yeah honestly, all them out there are like you're gonna get to know them.
Speaker 1:That's true, that's a good point. You're like it's not gonna be different people all the time. It's gonna be like hey, dude, what's up? Frank dude, I haven't seen you in a while. Oh, you want to get a drink? Let's go get a drink, or whatever. Oh I got you Kind of shit like that. Don't you have homes, don't you have homes? It is kind of like that dude, it's Bushwood all day, not as shitty as Bushwood Dude. That course looked horrible man, I don't know how much membership.
Speaker 3:I don't know, that's too much, fucking Christ. Dude those streets looked horrible yeah.
Speaker 1:They were shit. I mean yeah, but um, dude playing Mohawk Is another, and I was telling Steve that too, cause Steve's doing the tournament with me and so is Billy. Oh, okay, so you know. Billy's like yeah, dude, here you go. Billy gave me money today. He's like here you go, here you go, steve's paying me Tuesday and I paid. I registered all of us Up front already, okay.
Speaker 1:I registered all of us up front already. Okay, so we're all on a team. We're not going to win. There's no way, dude. There's so much good golfers that go out there. It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3:I don't believe anybody who fucking says they're winning fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, there are ringers out there. There's ringers out there. There's people that will drive the ball 300 yards straight and will fucking nail the green and put it within a couple feet. Dude, there's people that birdie every hole. There's people that me if I par one hole, I'm happy, I'm done for the day.
Speaker 3:They got a couple pretty long par fives though, don't they?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, dude, I remember when I played there last time I was.
Speaker 3:They have like a 590 par five yard par five out there and dude.
Speaker 1:I hit three times and I'm still 130 yards out. I'm like what the fuck yeah?
Speaker 3:I remember. But it's really wide open though, right, yeah, oh yeah, it's like super wide, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1:Well, what's cool about it is they have fun games on this too, okay. So there's one where there's a par and stuff. Okay, um, last year you could pay a hundred dollars and it costs a hundred bucks, but it all goes towards the, the sports department to you okay, so you pay a hundred dollars and you get to move your ball all the way to this, to the, to the green. There's like a little spot they mark you get to move it right there and that's your first hit oh really, yeah, money well spent yes, um.
Speaker 1:Or, and everybody gets to try from there because it's a scramble, yeah, or there's another one, or, and on that same hole you get a chance to hit a drive. And if you hit a drive, there's hula hoops out there and you can win a certain dollar amount.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1:Um also, there's another hole where you can hit with your regular driver okay if you do that, then you know, then you just play as normal, or you can hit with these old timey woods, oh shit. And if you hit your first shot with the old timey woods wherever that lands, that's where your first stroke will go, okay so it. So it's zero Dude, I blasted that fucking old timey wood. Really, I did it beautiful, Blasted it.
Speaker 1:They're like oh, I'm like holy shit, I kind of want to keep this fucking thing, my dad used to have an old set of McGregors with these old fucking woods. You know what we should do, and this would be a great thing for Justin Naki Justin, what he should do is do an old-time wrestling golf scramble where you have to use old-timey clubs yeah.
Speaker 3:He actually had an old-timey golfer character come in one time and his name was oh my God, what was it? Bunker. It was something Bunker. I can't remember. Hold on. Oh my god, what was it? Bunker something bunker. I can't remember. Hold on, because he was.
Speaker 1:He's actually a really well well known, renowned wrestler if I was going to name a wrestler, a golfing wrestler, it would be Dutch Mulligan.
Speaker 3:Oh, Sandy Bunker, it was Sandy Bunker, it was. Sandy Bunker was his name. That's too too.
Speaker 1:I mean, I like it. It's too on the nose, sure but it's supposed to be yes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's supposed to be yeah. So he was. I mean he's, he's one of the he's, he's an aew and he's like one of the best wrestlers really yeah, oh no, this is but he. This is before he got like really famous in aew. Oh, is this like the full match? Holy shit. Oh, wait, hold on a second. How long is it? About seven minutes-ish.
Speaker 5:I talk about the fact that I can win a golf game with a handicap, but it seems that you're handicapped 24-7. Here's the sad side of the story.
Speaker 3:This was in willard and these, these kids were fucking off the off. They're, they're insane. They, they were like hitting wrestlers. I had, I was doing this camera. I was, I was doing this camera. And these kids will come up and like well, that was you recording. Yeah, this is me recording this angle and these kids will go up and start hitting the wrestlers. And I had to run up to him like hey, don't do that. And like I could hear, like people get like parents, kids like, control your fucking kids, don't touch the wrestlers.
Speaker 1:That's like an unwritten rule, dude, okay so on that note, yeah, and this is funny as shit. Okay, so there's little kids at this wedding on Saturday.
Speaker 3:Good segue and.
Speaker 1:I told, and it just reminded me of this, so we're sitting there, me and Kendi and I'm playing music and whatever else, and then these little kids would just come by and they fucking stick their face right in the lights and whatever, and just be goofy. You know just little kids.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I told Kendi. I said throw it in the river, throw it in the river, throw it in the river. Talk about throwing the kids in the river. Kendy goes oh man, look at that little one, she's so cute little girl had pigtails. I said throw in the river. Throw it in the river throw her in the river, right in the old tangy right, the old tangy that dude.
Speaker 3:That river is gross and you know I looked at the river and I was like I wonder how many bodies are in the old and dingy. That's what my, that's what my dad called it when he was at ohio state. That's what they call it the old and dingy because that's the one.
Speaker 1:Is that the only river that goes through? Uh, yeah, is that the only one that goes through? Um columbus, yeah, yeah then that's it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it goes right by the stadium. So, uh, I tell you what I, what I used to dj for you, what I do. The uh chandelier and I'd be up on that kind of stage. The kids would run up on that.
Speaker 1:That made me so oh, on the bottom, yeah, I hated that. Oh, did you like no joke? And I have no problem telling them like nah, get down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I yeah, I would. A lot of times parents would be kind of you know they would be quick, but a lot of times there'd just be four or five of these kids and then they'd run behind me behind the booth. I go, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, don't, because you got a lot of wires. There's wires and shit everywhere these kids will come up to behind the dj booth. I'm like, hey, hey, no, no, no, no. I go, hey, you guys can't be doing that, you guys can't be running around up here by the dj booth, and then they're out here mortarbird come here you know, whatever the kid's name is, his name's not mortar, but whatever you know what?
Speaker 1:that's not the easter bunny, that's just a guy in a suit. This is a guy in a suit, you're yelling at the kids.
Speaker 3:It's a scooter, is a boat, stupid head. You know what? There is no Easter Bunny. I love that movie, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, it was a very eventful weekend. Okay, so we went to the Musketeer Bar and Grill and I'm not kidding dude, we need to go there sometime. Yeah, check it out, man. I want to check this place, musketeer Bar and Grill. And I'm not kidding dude, we need to go there sometime. Yeah, check it out, man, I want to check this place Musketeer Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3:Musketeer Bar and Grill. Bar and Grill Richfield.
Speaker 1:Ohio. Yeah, it is, it's just right around the corner. The food is oh, Musketeers.
Speaker 3:Is it Musketeers?
Speaker 1:It says Musketeers, is it musketeers uh, it says musketeers, barry grill. Yeah, that's it. Brecksville road, richfield, ohio. Yeah, it's right around the corner from it, dude I. I had to look it up twice to see what the fuck it was, but like it's about 15 minutes away from the blossom, yeah, takes 15 minutes that's what this one's over by Cleveland, though. Yeah, cuyahoga Falls is where.
Speaker 3:Cuyahoga Falls is where. Oh, that's where I gotcha. Oh, yeah, cause the Richfield Coliseum used to be here, like where the Cavaliers used to play way back in the day. They used to be Dude. They put like a fucking arena Right in this area.
Speaker 1:That's fucking wild.
Speaker 3:There's no man's land out here. They just plopped a fucking arena but dude no joke.
Speaker 1:Uh, the food is always good like. Every time I've eaten there it's been amazing. Um, very, very, very fucking good food place, dude, that's what I see, let's see what they're oh snap that burger, looks good. Yeah, their burgers are phenomenal. Oh, they got pizza.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Me like oh, is that a?
Speaker 1:Reuben, that looks like a Reuben Blech. It's really good, dude. It's just a really good Fucking eatery, dude. I love it. I love going to new places. This is our staple. It's kind of like going's just a really good fucking eatery. I love it. I love going to new places. This is our staple. It's kind of like going to Toledo and going to Toledo and then going to fucking the Speed Trap Dude, that's what it is.
Speaker 1:Dude, you got me hooked on that place, man Well dude, you have to have your go-tos man, like go to Cleveland, it's that. Go to Toledo, they got chicken Philly.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, dude, it's really good, sarah got the regular Philly Grilled chicken, grilled mushrooms, onions, banana peppers that sounds good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go to Columbus, it's the son of Thurman. Go to fucking. I like that place. Go to fucking um cleveland. We go to three musketeers. We go to toledo. We go to fucking um to speed trap in woodville. Dude, you gotta have your go-tos, man, because they're just so good and they're reliable. I don't want to go somewhere to enjoy my time and go somewhere to eat and I'm just disappointed. Who the fuck wants to do right? I don't want to roll that dice unless I've never been there before that pizza looks really good their food is phenomenal and they're not.
Speaker 1:They weren't crazy busy, but anyway, I was there. You know we're eating and everything else, and and it was awesome because sarah paid, which was great. So, um, I'm like I gotta piss before we go, because I'd rather piss here than piss in a fucking portage on that's filled with other stuff. So I'm going to go piss. So I go piss while I'm in the stall, because I'm not going to piss at a urinal right next to a guy. Oh, I will. I don't care these are manwitched.
Speaker 3:And then I look over and be like what you got packing. That's nice, bro. Oh, there's a sorry to interrupt, but there's a little cigar box there.
Speaker 3:There's a okay. So at Cedar Point there's bathrooms outside the gate and I've never I had to piss, really bad, and I went into these bathrooms and it's kind of like that. Except you know, like urinals usually have that kind of divider, there was no divider, there was no divider and it's like you have to kind of like really you know what your shit hanging, you know people can look down, just you gotta really push. You have to really push up, so people don't like see your that's how it was you know your, your bits and pieces.
Speaker 3:You know because usually you will have those dividers yeah but this was like it was just a whole row of these and I'm just like, but the other bathrooms in the park aren't like that, they're. They're actually not bad separators.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're separated stuff you ever piss in a trough, oh yeah the old cleveland stadium dude.
Speaker 3:Uh, opening this. Oh you want to talk about. If you're bladder shy, try being nine years old. Go to a brouds game with a bunch of drunk miscreants pissing in a trough with a bunch of ice in it and it smelled bad. There's pee everywhere, there's drunk dudes just pissing on the wall and of course, as a kid I thought it was hilarious. But like you're sitting there and you're trying to pee with grown adults to your right and to your left and they're like let's go brownies here we go and I'm just like I, grandpa, I can't go.
Speaker 3:But I was like, go, you could go, just you're gonna have to go. And I'm just like I can't. There's so much commotion going on around you.
Speaker 1:This is like yeah, bro, steve's like that. Steve's bladder shine. He's like I and I went. I can't talk to him.
Speaker 3:I tell you, that's where I I'm not kidding, I will too.
Speaker 1:I'll start a conversation with he's like I, I and I went, I can't talk to him. I tell you, that's where I I'm not kidding, I will too. I'll start a conversation with him. He's like dude, can you shut up? I can't, I can't go.
Speaker 3:I tell you I got over being bladder shy that day. To to, to. I hate it with a passion. Unless it's a five alarm emergency, then I'll go, but other than that I'll do that shit whatever. I can't do it, dude. I can't, I don't. I don't like shitting in public. I hate it with a passion.
Speaker 1:Usic took care of that. I'd shit, because you're on the road, you don't have a choice, so I just shit if I shouldn't somebody's driveway before I know it's your driveway, you're listening I'm.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I know you've shit in places. I've definitely shit in a lot of places. I used to man. I was a fucked up kid. I was telling Kendi the other day. I said you know, one day so I got my ass beat because there's a toilet and there's a bucket. Which one did I shit in? I shit in that bucket Right beside the toilet, dude.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, in that bucket right beside the toilet.
Speaker 1:Dude, oh my god, yeah, my dad goes, comes in, he goes why the fuck did you do that you're? You're cleaning it out, going in get it out of there. He didn't make me do it, though, but thank god. But he's like don't ever fucking do that again. But, dude, I used to shit on the side of trees and shit. Dude, I was just like a fucking animal. Dude, me and my sister used to run around naked in the yard and shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god, we're weird fucking people.
Speaker 1:Guys were something man well, I, uh, I like to attribute, you know, yeah, a little maybe shoes yeah, a little bit of problem. Some people say maybe you're weird. Well I say yeah, well, weird I guess, but whatever yeah well, weird I guess, but whatever.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, weird I guess, but whatever what is it what?
Speaker 1:what of it that our family? Yeah, this is fucked up, but you know, like god, dude, oh my god, some of the shit we did, we used to, okay. So I used to go to school here in tiffin, at crowd school and, um, they had a playground down below and they had trees that lined the creek, and on the other side of the creek is houses. There's just rich people's houses over there. I used to piss on them, fucking trees right across from those houses not, and shit on them too. I used to pull my pants down and shit right on those trees wouldn't wipe my ass, because there's nothing to wipe your ass. Yeah, just shit right on those trees and then pull my pants up, keep playing. Oh my god, I had mud butt probably a lot of times.
Speaker 1:No wonder my underwear looked horrible? Oh my god, because my mom would. So we're gonna go back in time a little bit. Okay, my mom? Okay, my mom, I used to get you, okay, so I'm already married, so I'm not trying to get a woman, I don't give a fuck. So, anyway, when I was a kid, my underwear looked fucking horrible.
Speaker 1:Shit stains like a motherfucker. I don't know who decided to make kids underwear white. That's the worst fucking thing, dude. No joke. If you're going to make a kid's underwear, any color should be brown. That way it hides that stuff. But anyway, shit stains like a motherfucker. It was so bad to where, like my mom would wash my underwear and it would still have the stain in them, like you could see the remnants. Yeah oh yeah, it was almost like a chalk outline of a dead person. So anyway, we had that. And then if, if I took my underwear off, those underwear off, and I didn't put them in the laundry and I didn't make it to the basket, the dog ate it my dog would eat the crotch right out of it.
Speaker 1:My little dachshund, so I would. My mom would be like, well, dog, got a pair of your underwear again and I'd look and fucking. It looked like crotchless, fucking underwear for kids.
Speaker 3:My dad's dog, mindy, used to do that, even if we didn't have shit in our underwear, fucking the dog would eat them.
Speaker 1:I remember when she was on my lap and I was just saying nasty shit to her, to Mindy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's probably deaf. We had a video. We had a video. Oh really, I can't remember.
Speaker 1:I don't know where it is that dog was deaf and blind.
Speaker 3:Toward the end there she didn't know where the fuck she was. Yeah, poor dog, good doggy. She was a good dog. She would uh, she'd bite you, though if she wouldn't have any issues nipping at you, like if you walk too close to her bone, she'd nip at your toe. It hurt like ah fuck.
Speaker 5:She's like like why? Why did she dip my foot?
Speaker 3:Dad's like yeah, you got too close to her bone. I'm like, I'm not even close.
Speaker 1:So after so, once John Got a little older, he just played biscuit With the dog he just come all over. I did Cause she'd get pissed.
Speaker 3:Probably Like that dog, the peanut butter doggy in the window thing you did back in the day.
Speaker 1:Do, do, do, do do we ever do we ever yeah, we released, did we yeah? Yes, we did because you were you were begging me for like forever I'm like come on.
Speaker 3:This is just so, whatever. At that point I'm like whatever. Then I then we're like, let's, at this point we're, we're, everything's all on the table. So it's like, you know, we've got two, you know two uh sketches of the of the uh gym one.
Speaker 1:So you know, my, my favorite fucking joke off-color joke to say is is comparing anything to rosa parks? That is my favorite shit like if I'm like I'm like, hey, you know, um, candy, go ahead and, rosa, park your ass in the back of the car and we'll be out in a second. You know that kind of shit, you know rosa pox didn't do shit.
Speaker 3:She just sat her tired black ass down. Well, I forget who's I was from a movie or from a stand-up, I forget who said it. She's like rosa pox, rosa, rosa Parks ain't shit. All she did was just sit her tired black ass down. She don't know anything.
Speaker 1:Who cares? Dude, I got so excited the other day. Of course it was fucking a hoax, but it was a movie. It showed a movie with Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey. Okay, dude, I'm like, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3:I'm so leery of movie posters on Facebook.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3:I saw one. I don't know if this is real either. I doubt it is the new Super Mario Brothers movie coming out in a year or so. That's supposed to be Super Mario World. Is that true? Is that for real? I'm going to look this up because now it's bugging me, Because I saw the Yoshi egg and I'm like that's not for real Super Mario World. I don't know if it's a hoax or not.
Speaker 1:Holy shit.
Speaker 3:So three hours the NBC Universal accidentally reveals Super Mario Bros movie sequel name. Okay, there's an IMDB for it. I don't know if that's interesting.
Speaker 1:No, fucking, you're a liar dude. Is it really what? You're? A liar dude? Is it really what? Buds? There is a new Netflix series titled Buds, starring Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler, released in May of 25. The show is about two best friends, Jim and Adam, who decide to move together. Well, yeah, but other people are. The Buds Netflix poster definitely got my attention. Yeah, but it says it's fake.
Speaker 3:What's that, dude? It's an NBCUniversal article which was taken down. This is for the upfronts, so this is something they reveal for the next season or next year. They're called upfronts. This is what TV does. Supposedly it was revealed here on accident. They didn't meet. Then they took the article down and redid it. I saw michael jordan is supposed to join the new nbc nba on nbc telecast. That'd be kind of cool. I like that. They have to play the old theme song. If they don't, it's a total missed opportunity, Because that's just nostalgic in itself. I'm failing to see in this article where oh shit.
Speaker 1:I don't know, man, when you get a chance to go to youtube and check out buds 2025, new netflix series it is.
Speaker 3:It is super mario world cool shit, dude. So it's gonna be with yoshi and dino world and all that shit.
Speaker 1:That's that's great I love they're going from point a to point b yeah, no kidding all right okay I'm down for that. Yeah, it's called Buds 2025. I want to see if this is a real fucking thing and that's what I started playing.
Speaker 3:Like.
Speaker 1:Buds movie Netflix.
Speaker 3:I don't see it on official Netflix's official accounts.
Speaker 5:Meet Max and Charlie, two best friends with the worst.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's. That's from what's that's?
Speaker 1:from, and that's from click or not. Yeah, click, they had a dream.
Speaker 5:Yeah, this is absolutely no clue what they were doing.
Speaker 3:That's AI. See how the wording's all fucked up. He's from Churro.
Speaker 1:This is AI.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, dude, you see how he grabbed it. This is all AI. See all the yeah, that's not even close. Yeah, it's probably not fucking real. That's not, although that it's probably not fucking real, that's not, although that's a good idea, though, see, it's the same guy who's making these. There's a whole bunch of different ones.
Speaker 1:The Simpsons, the movie, the.
Speaker 3:Simpsons. The movie Like a live action.
Speaker 1:I want to see this.
Speaker 5:Welcome to Springfield, where ordinary is overrated.
Speaker 3:Homer, please don't get into any unusual trouble today.
Speaker 5:That's horribly dubbed. This is what I call living the dream.
Speaker 3:Horribly dubbed.
Speaker 5:Life is simple, just keep it that way. It's not easy being the only grown-up around here.
Speaker 1:Who's playing Marge? I guess I'm a sarcastic Bart move.
Speaker 5:That's a wrap.
Speaker 1:Courtney Cox, why did I come in here?
Speaker 5:again. And that's us, just a normal family. Life is simple.
Speaker 1:Oh, so that's mostly Nelson.
Speaker 5:I assume, At the end of the day, family's all that matters.
Speaker 1:God dude, these are horrible.
Speaker 3:That was bad, dude. There used to be really good fake trailers instead of using this crappy ai. Uh, there was one for like legend of zelda. It was an april fool's joke by ign, I think it was, and people lost their fucking minds about it oh, we still need to work on.
Speaker 1:Uh, we need to get skittles back in here and start working on a shit.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, because we started it, we got a good yeah oh but, uh, we're coming up on the hour, so, uh, that's about all she wrote. Unfortunately, we must leave you for this time. Uh, any departing words before we leave?
Speaker 1:yes, um, thank you to everybody for listening. We really appreciate it. You know the usual every day or every week fucking thing we say. So thank you guys for listening. Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 3:You know how it goes. You can hear us on all your favorites.
Speaker 1:I'm so excited to be done with fucking concerts For right now.
Speaker 3:It's just tiring, it just sounds tiring.
Speaker 1:I don't mind going to one person. I cannot wait until we can teleport. Yeah, just go.
Speaker 3:It just sounds tiring to me, dude. Well, you know what it is. I don't mind going to one person, I cannot wait until we can teleport?
Speaker 1:Yeah, just go, get there. I want to go right to my seat Done.
Speaker 3:Until you got people hacking the teleporters and doing shit like that. Yeah, you know Star Trek had that kind of on point. But yeah, people would do bad shit to them and whatever, Kill people on them and stuff.
Speaker 1:Well, even then, like just show up at your house, yeah just give me your money.
Speaker 3:It's on backwards, it's on backwards.
Speaker 1:This is terrible, don't let anybody tell me my ass is so big Classic.
Speaker 3:With that being said, we'll see you guys next week. I'm John Brickman and I'm Jason Sugar. Peace out, eagle 5 said uh, we'll see you guys next week. I'm john brickman and I'm jason sugar. Peace out.