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Episode 172: Sonic Temple 2025 Breakdown: A Metalhead's Paradise
Metal mayhem and festival tales dominate as we break down the Sonic Temple experience from start to finish. After four years of podcasting (an eternity in the podcast world!), we're celebrating episode 172 with a deep dive into what makes a great metal festival.
Sonic Temple emerges as the clear winner when compared to Inkcarceration, offering flat ground instead of treacherous hills, better spacing between stages, and perfect timing weather-wise. The lineup delivered serious firepower with Ice Nine Kills crushing their set, Bullet For My Valentine sounding album-perfect, and Whitechapel demonstrating why they're considered death metal royalty. Even unexpected acts like ICP drew massive crowds, though some veterans like Rob Zombie showed their age with winded performances and partial lyrics.
Beyond festival talk, we explore Cedar Point's surprising new comedy shows and take a musical journey through bands you might not know yet but absolutely should. From Russian mathcore outfit Ape on the Rocket to Italian metalcore group Burning Hayes, we unearth hidden gems that deserve spots on your playlist. Each discovery fuels our appreciation for the endless creativity in the metal scene.
After 172 episodes, we're still passionate about sharing the music and movies we love. Whether you're here for the bands, the banter, or the bizarre tangents, we appreciate you joining our metal-fueled conversations. Check out these bands, let us know what you think, and join us next week for more mayhem.
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Speaker 2:Skits, random bullshit. Tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day, and it's my day. This is our day, and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on, you like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and jay. Let's rock. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of it's Everyday with Jon and Jay. What's up Hi?
Speaker 4:It is 172. Yes, sir, electric Boogaloo.
Speaker 2:Isn't that crazy. We're almost to 300, or 200. 200. Jeez, 300. 300. God damn, this is Sparta. That's two years down the road, it'll be 300. Yeah, that's wild. We're almost to 200. That means we've been doing this for over almost four years Four years. Four years Uh yeah, that is fucking crazy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, most podcasts don't even last six months, let alone three, three and a half years-ish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no shit man. This is like going back to my teen years and lasting. Yeah, Now I just get a look for my wife of disappointment and then I go to sleep. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 4:So last week we did a preview of Sonic Temple and you just returned. I know this is like a week late because people are like just I just released the, the preview, even though sonic tuple just happened the past weekend, so everyone's getting this a week late. But you got anything good, so let's get the report from sonic. Let's get this right off. The rip. Sonic tuple, yay nay I don't like it.
Speaker 2:I like it better than ink. Um, I did get to hear, like I was telling john. Last night I got to hear my favorite um ice nine kills song which I was so stoked about they're awesome, so let me see if I can find which one is it? Oh, it's this one. So here, let me see here, here we go. I didn't shoot the video.
Speaker 4:So were those stages outside the stadium?
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the main stage was inside the stadium. So yeah, what it was. I love that song so much. I do too. It's my favorite. Um, my brother likes uh, that was hip to be hip to be scared uh, I do like the um new one I like that new one, the art, the art of dying.
Speaker 2:But um, okay, so the setup was okay, so they got the stadium yeah and that's the big one. That's where all that's the big but some of the fucking bands there were like why would you? How was ice nine kills not inside the stadium? But, you put or bullet for my valentine, wasn't?
Speaker 4:inside.
Speaker 2:They were in the main stadium, but there's two main main ones. There's the stadium, which is the big one, and then there's the um, what's the symphony stage? I think I don't remember what the fuck it was called, but uh, symphony stage or whatever. And that's where that's cathedral. Cathedral stage is where they, that's where ice nine kills was and that's where bullet was and um and then uh on the other stage, or there's two stages are right beside each other.
Speaker 2:So the stadium, two stages right beside it and the cathedral's way out here and this rise, nine kills, oh okay, so really cool. Number one I loved it better than ink. I'll say that, hands down, ink was pack so many fucking people into a small space. It was a little like, uh, sonic temple was more spread out. Also, everything's on flat ground. It was nice. You didn't have to walk up fucking grass hills, you didn't have people doing moshes where there's um dust flying up and shit because it's so dry and I know it was just.
Speaker 4:This seems like a more ideal time of year to go to any sort of music festival. I would not want to go to incarceration. What's that? In the end of july? July, that's not that's not an ideal time to be outside for four days or however long it's three days in incarceration.
Speaker 2:This is four days. Okay, but don't get wrong. Sunday was fucking roaster. Saturday was roaster, at least the weather was thursday okay it was pretty good. Yeah, it was crazy because it rained all the way up till oh sonic temple. We're good. And then it come home, rains again you're at woodstock.
Speaker 4:What was that like? It rained all day in the afternoon and then it cleared up. And no, it rained all day or ain't all right in morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon.
Speaker 1:That's all I remember, oh Wade's.
Speaker 4:World too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's all I remember, dude. I've been watching the shit out of those because they've been on the fucking channels off of Tubi I just watched the second one the other day because I was or off of Pluto. Well, justin has it on the family movie server. So I was like, oh wait, it's real too. But no, um, a lot of the the good bands like we were like we checked out last week which was like single sugar bog and things like that that's the greatest day for a metal peeling, peeling flesh was a black lead singer and they were fucking hard didn't we listen to those guys last week?
Speaker 2:I think we did. Let me see if I can find some other videos. Okay, so this is.
Speaker 4:Oh, chevelle, is that the red yeah?
Speaker 2:Dude. The dude killed it. This is inside the stadium.
Speaker 4:There's a guy Running going by.
Speaker 2:Yeah, people trying to sit, Listen to the crowd. That's a really good song. Look at that crowd dude. And that's all. Like the whole stadium is filmed. That's sweet, okay. So let me see who's this one. This is Sing with Sugarbuck. These guys are from Columbus. These are the stages right beside the stadium. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:Besides the stadium.
Speaker 2:Okay, ugh yeah, dude Fucking nasty. Let me see here. What's this one? Oh, this dude sounded like Death Clock. That's the one I sang, you guys? Oh, I think it's him Peeling flesh. Oh, that's nasty. That's the stages too. They're right beside each other, okay.
Speaker 1:The.
Speaker 2:Citadel and I want to say Sanctuary. Oh, there's my picture of me in front of Metallica. They had a Metallica wall. Dude, that's sick. And I was like dude, I want that Guitar Hero one. So right there, dude, check that out.
Speaker 4:That's right outside the stadium.
Speaker 2:That's bad as fuck, like a wall, okay, so let me see here. Uh, what's this one? Oh, here it is oh. I'm bold for my Valentine.
Speaker 4:Don't they do that Tears Don't Fall song. That's what it is. Oh, is this what this is? Yeah, tears don't fall.
Speaker 2:But I got their other shirt, dude. They crash around me. So what sucks is we're too close? What sucks is we were too close? This was, on that stage, the same one that Ice Knight kills.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Bullet sounded just like they did on the CD. See, they had speakers way up there and then back behind them there's more speakers. Dude, that's sweet dude. Where is my Valentine? I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 4:So out of the entire four days. I know I've asked you this already. You want to see this dude. Check this out Okay.
Speaker 2:So this motherfucker Kept stood up right in front of me.
Speaker 4:That reminds me when we went to see Fucking Avenged sevenfold dude dude, okay, so doyle rules. I love my phone because I can zoom in like yeah, I was gonna say, how far back were you, because that's actually really good um I was pretty far back, but um, here's uh I did.
Speaker 2:I did get a little bit of crossfade like coal or this was like their first show together.
Speaker 4:Right Thanks, like, uh, reunited. That's like the only song of theirs I know.
Speaker 2:No, they have another one dude, I bet you know. Dude, I can't remember what it? Is here's Trivium. Oh, I love Trivium. I'm way back in this stadium, dude.
Speaker 4:That's actually a really good video for where you are.
Speaker 2:And you know I got gunshots at the head of trepidation that's one of their best songs um, right here, dude, here's here, my camera zoomed in that's really good.
Speaker 4:From how far back?
Speaker 2:oh my god dude so.
Speaker 4:So who had the best set out of the entire four days or like? Can you? Can you narrow it down to like a top three or top five? I know there's. You probably saw a lot of people, but I've always. I'm always curious who had the best set, and I know Sounds like bullet, for my Valentine was definitely up there, bullet for my Valentine.
Speaker 2:Um ice, nine kills was fucking amazing. My dudes from Fight From Within. So here's Fight From Within, dude. There's Tim, dude, he's so cool. And then there's Mike, he's so cool. And then there's Mike, he's a good buddy of my brother's. They're nasty. Oh, dude, I loved it.
Speaker 4:Where are they from?
Speaker 2:They're from New York, okay.
Speaker 4:Oh, dude, I loved it. Where are they from? They're from New York.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, dude, here you go. Which one is this? Oh, here you go, dude ICP.
Speaker 4:It's so weird having them there, Dude they had a huge crowd.
Speaker 2:I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4:Steve was rapping every one of their songs. He knew them there, dude, they had a huge crowd. I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2:Steve was rapping every one of their songs. He knew them all.
Speaker 4:I like ICP.
Speaker 2:They had whole tables filled with Faygo. They just dumped on the crowd the whole time.
Speaker 4:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Their show was great. We only watched a couple of those songs though. They're always that guilty pleasure man, but I can say I've seen them, you know.
Speaker 4:What about Tech 9? Did you get to see that at all?
Speaker 2:Tech 9 wasn't there.
Speaker 4:Oh, I thought you said Tech 9 was supposed to be there.
Speaker 2:I wish.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:I hear your brother in the background.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, dude, I can hear your brother rapping.
Speaker 4:You know, I got to say this. It probably was a nice change of pace. Oh, dude, you know what I got to say this it probably was a nice change of pace.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, you know what I mean? It was so packed dude, like ICP was so fucking. Oh dude, is this what I'm thinking? Oh yeah, it is Okay. So here's my favorite. I'm going to say this straight up okay.
Speaker 4:I loved.
Speaker 2:Ice Nine Kills Sure Loved Bullet.
Speaker 4:For my Valentine, straight up. Okay, I loved ice. Nine kills, sure loved um for my valentine.
Speaker 2:for my valentine my favorite and their show was so awesome and just tight and it was fucking hard. Okay, white chapel oh here, you go.
Speaker 2:I love white chapel this is when jake was kind of pissed because we watched four songs of Metallica and then Whitechapel was starting. And I'm like, dude, I want to see Whitechapel. Like Steve and I we wanted to see Whitechapel. We could have left Jake up there, I guess. And he's like, well, I've never seen Metallica. And I'm like, well, you did, you saw four songs, you've seen Metallica. That's what sucks about festivals is because they overlap, like if you want to see somebody, you're not going to get their full show unless you're going to just neglect somebody else. So, and going with like six people, everybody's like I like Three Days Grace, I'd like to see Three Days Grace. I'm like I don't want to see him, I don't give a fuck about him, don't really want to see him, don't give a shit. I would rather sit down here in the shade than be in the stadium roasting your ass for a fucking three days grace when I can watch their ass on the screen.
Speaker 2:So like nobody, I mean nobody, I'm just saying nobody bitch about that.
Speaker 4:But you know, like just in general kind of yeah, especially when everyone has like different tastes. So it is to me like I've seen metallica many times, so like I. If there was somebody I've never seen before, I would have opted for that as opposed to metallica after the burial, killed it too.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, dude okay, so, oh, that's I love that song yeah, and then I, I also recorded the static or something like that dude. Their sonic booms were the best I love After the Burial.
Speaker 4:All those bass drop things.
Speaker 2:And then I took a picture of the sign outside of our hotel. It says please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground, the rabbits, because there's a bunch of bunnies right there in the little corner, Holy shit really Just out in this little fucking bush area where they smoke. Do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The rabbits come out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit.
Speaker 4:So it's kind of funny, okay, so let's get on the opposite end of the spectrum. Yeah, what were some bands that you really really were not impressed with? Or, or say, somebody you were looking forward to and you're just like, ah man, this was the one or something like what were some, or really, who didn't really meet your expectations? I guess would be uh, I'm gonna say um honestly.
Speaker 2:To tell you the truth, I'm I love rob zombie. I do like a director and his music right, but I think he's getting old to where he only sings part of his lyrics and it sucks he gets winded really easy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I've seen videos of him like oh dude, it was out of beat, out of breath.
Speaker 2:It was rough. He only gets half of his fucking lyrics and I'm like dude so I would say definitely rob zombie because I got video.
Speaker 2:I got video of him too and shit. And then, um, the one, the one show I wish I would have had different seeds was Korn. Korn would have been awesome to see a little bit better. I don't remember which one is this. Oh yeah, we were up on the fucking thing and that was Killswitch. I got a Killswitch video, but yeah, just Korn. We were kind of too far. Jonathan Davis didn't come all the way out, which kind of blew, okay. But honestly, honestly, I don't know like it was a lot of fun. I'm just too old for it. I'm just like my feet didn't hurt which.
Speaker 2:That's why we worked out, like we started working out, because yeah, that's why I don't go to these things with you my feet didn't hurt, dude, I could, I ran like I ran up the fucking stairs like working all that cardio song and then.
Speaker 2:But also like if you, you either had two options you ate a big lunch before you went there, yeah, and then hopefully it lasted till the end, and then you can go somewhere and go to a restaurant and get food, all right, or you spend an arm and a leg on just basic bullshit food for nothing. Dude, like I said, I was telling John last night, pete I think it was Friday or Saturday, one of those two I bought rice with chicken and I do put a little bit of shrimp on it, because I guess he messed something up or whatever, and I put a little bit of shrimp on it too for free, which usually didn't come with it, and it was $18. This little fucking bowl.
Speaker 4:Rice bowl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jeez, if you wanted, like Steve, they bought like this huge piece of pizza and it was one slice of pizza, but it was pretty big. Okay, it was like 12, 13, and even there you're like, oh, that's not bad. You know, like when you're there, yeah, and then I'll go on amazon and I'll look at band shirts and be like I ain't paying 20, but then I go to the show and I'm paying 40, 45 bucks a piece. Yeah, I bought a metallica zip-up hoodie dude for $85. But to me buying them, there is commemorative for that.
Speaker 2:Sure, I also bought a new Ice Nine Kill shirt. Nice, because Sarah got my 4X fucking Jason Voorhees one.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:And so I bought another Jason Voorhees one, not the same exact design.
Speaker 4:A lot of times you get like the same size. A lot of times at these places you get like uh designs that you won't see in stores or you won't see on their main like merchandise page. A lot of times they'll have exclusive oh, dude, I didn't even tell you.
Speaker 2:Fuck, hey, breed I. I was like I don't really want a haybreed shirt. I don't give a shit, you know I love haybreed, but I'm like dude. They had a brutus, a buckeye, haybreed shirt. Shut the fuck up. I'm not even lying, dude, and I picked it up, I got it shut the front door.
Speaker 4:Let me here. I'll see if I can pull it up. I'll see if you got a picture of it.
Speaker 2:I want to see this so, if I can find it, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm gonna. Sticks is also touring this year and I'm gonna buy tickets to sticks if you go to rafstein, I would 100 oh, I told steve about that too.
Speaker 4:Dude if they yeah, yeah, even if they come to like chicago, I'm down for like to go somewhere, like somewhere within a 150 mile radius.
Speaker 2:I don't care okay, he breed, uh, brutus buckeye 50 mile radius. I don't care, he breed Brutus Buckeye, they even have a cleveland one. Oh really, yeah, cleveland browns one. All right, there it is.
Speaker 4:New life begins that is the dopest fucking shit I've ever seen it says hardcore champions, sonic temple 2025 dude and with haybreed, all things are possible.
Speaker 4:I love that. I love city specific shirts. See, I would buy that like bands and even like, even like wherever you're at, with city specific designs. I am 100, will spend 40 on stuff like that to be spending money. Like carry, like my wife, we go like we'll go trans siberia. Carry always wants a shirt and I'm okay with that. Me, I can't fit into some of these shirts yet, so I'm getting close, but uh, but transSiberian always has like City Like they always have. I always like to get the like. If I see a band, just a solo kind of act, I always like to get the shirts with, like the lineup on the back with the City on it. I always like getting those.
Speaker 2:I like to buy a fucking Wage War shirt before I go to see Wage War. Dude, aren't they with somebody that's you would think they'd be with? It's breaking benjamin big stain.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what a what's so weird, such a weird lineup. Wage war is so off dude, I've already looked up wage war t-shirts. I guess when I went to uh, I had a job, job interview and I I just left it all wage war. I just listened to the entire spot playlist and it was awesome. I never left it off of it.
Speaker 2:Dude, they have a nail shirt. I like that Dude. If I can find Death Row, I'm fucking buying it.
Speaker 4:I like Tombstone. It's my favorite song of theirs. Just that ending fucking Pantera riff they have. Oh, so awesome.
Speaker 2:I was listening to our podcast from last week and, yeah, that's what I ended it on. I was like oh yeah, dude, I fucking love it.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm huge, I don your hotel, stay hotel, it's fucking the hilton I've never stayed at a bad hilton property I agree and dude, I've stayed at a ton of like I was telling john um, honestly, I'm thinking about getting actually let me see here I want to look real quick dude. Um, so this weekend I'm going to be in columbus again. Well, last weekend, if you're listening yeah, this past weekend. Um, so I'm going to be at north bank park pavilion in columbus, 311 west long street, which I don't know where the fuck that is but what you doing there, thought about asking what you was up to.
Speaker 2:You're probably going to see your point, or something but I was more likely. I was going to ask what you were up to, because I'm leaving Friday and I'm going Saturday and it was going to be. I was going to see if you wanted to roll and chill with me in a hotel.
Speaker 4:Be kind of weird, but anyway, you didn't say anything about that A little tummer stick, please, please tell me there's only gonna be one bed, because that's the only way I'll agree I want a man.
Speaker 2:Which meal I want?
Speaker 3:I want a man. Which meal? Oh how get out kid tested, mother approved.
Speaker 4:Oh dude I'm just kidding out of context. It doesn't. It's not great. What are?
Speaker 2:you doing what?
Speaker 4:are you doing down there?
Speaker 2:I gotta, I gotta dj, oh, I gotcha but I was gonna say, if you wanted to, like, I'll think about it. Yeah, yeah, chill, and you need to stay in the hotel room or you can help me and then fucking earn, like I'll throw you a couple bucks and also I'll pay for all your food and shit. I'll think about it because I'll wine and dine your ass. But I would be, I would have to come back saturday night, so we'd only stay one night. Dude, I got I gotta fucking work at six or seven in the morning at the golf course on sunday ew, that's late, man.
Speaker 4:You gotta come back saturday night to turn around to do a turnip bird well, my, my boss was gonna let me off.
Speaker 2:She's like well, you know, would you rather close? I said no, no, keep me morning. I'd rather do that. I don't know. The closing's kind of like there's a lot like they're like it's like you got on opening, you got like three things you got to do.
Speaker 4:Closing.
Speaker 2:Closing. There's like a fucking scroll of shit. She got it.
Speaker 4:I nailed that shit tonight, though man sounds like the is yeah, you close every tuesday now. No, oh, you just fill it when you gotta I just told her.
Speaker 2:I told her, I said, dude, I'm not working. So besides this, so whenever you need me to work, just let me know I got you and then when I start level up back up, or when I start that shit, I'm gonna fuck oh yeah, I haven't heard a whole lot of news for me about that. Well, if anybody's listening and are wondering about level up. We're at a standstill again. Oh, no shit. Um, not on my part, on my my side's ready to go yeah like I don't.
Speaker 2:I have to know what the fuck is going on on on the other side in order for me to be able to figure out yeah, like, go to the bank and be like hey, this is what we're doing yeah, yeah so right now, unfortunately, we're in a gridlock. So tom, I guess, has been sick. He's been working on his taxes trying to figure that out. He paid his principal off, so he's worried about the fees and the penalties trying to get that down.
Speaker 2:Once he gets that down or gets it to where they can make a payment plan, we're opening back up and I'm gonna. I wanted to talk to him, so I'm gonna call him tomorrow and, um, and let him know that my you know, because I was my lawyer said yeah, he can open back up and then you just work for him and when you're when your loan goes through, you can just give him the loan and it's yours.
Speaker 4:Okay, him opening back up is actually really good, it'll probably be best, I would assume, for at least a bank to see an actual open business, which would make it probably better for you.
Speaker 2:So it makes sense yeah, so what you got pulled up there bud? Oh, we'll do that on the other side of this break oh, because we're about to go to break, yeah, so I gotta piss so fucking bad.
Speaker 4:I'm going to help him with that Sweet pre-hotel woman. Yeah, so we'll be right back Fluffin' hey everybody.
Speaker 2:Time to touch on the tiddly bits.
Speaker 1:This is your neighborhood, pervert Jay.
Speaker 2:We're going to talk about one day with my sex capades, where I was just hanging out watching all the ladies walk by. They're running around, just seemed like they were all going in the same direction. A couple of them looked at me and smiled and I winked at them. I was like sup you, little bitty. How about I play with the mate cops? A little bit bitch. But they kept running and they ended up like chasing each other around and around and around and I sat there and I'm like you know what? Now is prime time for crime time. So I stuck my hand inside the old jockeys and rubbed on the tinsel.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:As they were chasing each other around the uh, around the little pieces there around the block, my hand was vigorously fucking just eradicating whatever mischief I was doing, oh my God. And I was just particularly turned on by this one that just was just standing there. Not the other ones running around, they were pretty cute too, but this one just standing there and I'm like, god damn, baby, why do you pick your nose like that? Oh no, dude, you pick your nose like that? Oh no, dude. I know where this is going and I'm sitting there and I'm like, fucking, just licking my lips and blowing this bitch kisses. I'm like why don't you come over here so I don't have to rub my cock for any longer? She just continued digging for gold up in that fucking schnoz. Sounds like baby. Did you find anything? Oh damn, oh, baby, here it comes. Oh my God, oh, I'm about to cum in my fucking pants. Oh shit, oh my God.
Speaker 2:And then all of a sudden, this lady came up to me and she's like hey, what are you doing here? This is a fucking playground. Get your ass up and get off of the fucking playground. You can't be jerking. I'm going to call the police. I'm like oh shit, just let me finish. Oh my God, just let me finish. Oh my god, can you tell that one over there to keep picking her nose? Oh my god, oh my god, I'm fucking blasted. Alright, I'm a going, I'm a going. She's like you better get going. All right, I'm going, I'm going. She's like you, better get going, or else I'm going to call the police.
Speaker 2:I got my cell phone out and she started calling 911. So I grabbed my sticky shawls and started going and I blew my little booger-picking princess a fucking kiss. But I just wanted to let everyone know at Sergeant Harold's Elementary School that I'll be back. Oh, yes, I'll be back. Oh my God, oh shit, I'm so uncomfortable right now. Oh my God, oh shit, I'm so uncomfortable right now. Oh God, I may have to stay about 100 feet away from your school, but I have binoculars and I can whack off in the best of them. Man, I don't care. Oh, I found out that little booger-picking chick. She was in the slow learner's class, so but hey, I'll take what I can get anymore. Thank you for listening, oh boy.
Speaker 5:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the best Freakin' Podcast. It's Everyday with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 2:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt.
Speaker 5:You got that motherfucker. Now check it out hey, welcome back.
Speaker 4:Hope you enjoyed that I I hope you're not too uncomfortable and I hope you're still with us, but okay.
Speaker 2:So if you're not 10 years old and you don't have downs, I think you're fine so okay, so real quick.
Speaker 4:So cedar point has announced that they're going to do like a comedy show, like comedy shows in june and july and august at one of their like theater things. So this is the first time I've ever seen to really do this. I wanted to kind of check a few of these people out and I don't know if you've heard of any of these people, but I don't know if they're just up and coming people. Some of them I I have heard of because I know this guy was on america's got talent so I know that for a fact, but I was gonna. They have like a couple watch now like features. I just want to see how they are I like ghost hunting shows too.
Speaker 2:I I realized that's the same show, by the way ghost hunting is just bigfoot hunting indoors. That's all that is and it's, they're all the same show.
Speaker 4:You've seen one episode of a ghost hunting show. You've seen all of them. You know they all have the same scenes they're walking around, they're like not really getting anything over here?
Speaker 2:Beep, beep, oh man.
Speaker 1:This wall is super spooky. Right about here, then you look closer.
Speaker 2:It's just a stud finder.
Speaker 4:I wonder how adult oriented. So it says that they're going to be, that the later show is going to be 21 plus, so what are they going to have? Someone who's going to swear and shit.
Speaker 2:Trying to see who these people are.
Speaker 4:I don't know. Have you heard of these people? I don't know anybody. I don't know anybody.
Speaker 2:Jeff Shaw. Jeff Shaw looks like a woman. He does look like a woman. Oh, it's a weird owl. A weird owl and Howard Stern's kid.
Speaker 4:Manly girly man. Well, hell, he even acknowledges it. It even says right here mainly girly man. Only there's even more down this way, I'm not sure because you're kind of on the up and up on the comedy scene, so I don't know if you've heard of these people no no, it's kind of hot though.
Speaker 2:Billy Squire is that the LS Preston Esquire?
Speaker 4:the LS Esquire.
Speaker 2:Look at that goofy fuck these might be up and coming. Yeah, I think these are up and coming, which I think is kind of cool.
Speaker 1:That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4:I actually kind of I'm looking forward to this, to be honest with you it doesn't cost anything to go. No, no no, it doesn't cost anything to go. No, no, no, it doesn't cost anything.
Speaker 2:See that's what I'm saying like I mean that's awesome for free dude yeah and you know what. You know what's awesome about it. A piece of top thrill can't hit you. Are you gonna make that joke?
Speaker 4:every time we bring up cedar place. Yes, I think you can't even do that anymore. So lucky you if you were in line for that right, so you can't die so, or almost die so oh, dude, okay, so let me bring this show up.
Speaker 2:It has farva in it.
Speaker 4:Farva, good one farva good one, farva, bite the soap brook, make it look like oh dude what did you think of my picture I shared with you?
Speaker 2:oh uh, dude, I loved it. I thought it was, you know it, kind of made me think about that.
Speaker 4:You're like, oh, instead of just hiring, so I go dude, why don't we just take one of our fucking cell phones and have somebody just take the picture, yes, and then chat, gpt, yeah, and then just put filters and shit on it and then done, we got a bad photo. Just find a cool place to do it, because all these airplane Airplane mode, airplane mode, it's called airplane mode. Oh, that's the show. That's the show.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was like talking about Airplane mode trailer oh my God.
Speaker 4:I hope it's, this.
Speaker 2:Logan Paul's in this. Oh, does that? I don't know, let me see what the hell this dude? Okay, I want to see if that dude's in, give me one second. I don't want to watch Logan Paul if I don't need to.
Speaker 4:Agreed.
Speaker 2:So give me one second, I'm going to find out. Okay, kevin Heffernan, kevin Heffernan On. Kevin Heffernan on airplane no it is called airplane mode.
Speaker 4:Okay, I guess we'll just play this. I guess See if this is going to be.
Speaker 3:Sinking. I guess we'll just play this. I guess See if this is going to Sing King. That's funny. Okay, seriously, what is Hashtagacon?
Speaker 4:Bro, it's the biggest, that's a very young-looking Logataw.
Speaker 5:Yeah man, Hashtagacon, Everyone's going to be there.
Speaker 4:Is this a movie or a show? I don't know. It looks like a movie. It's a comedy movie. We're all going to be there. Is this a movie or a?
Speaker 2:show. I don't know. It looks like a movie, comedy movie.
Speaker 3:We're all going to be on the same flight. Are you ready, man? What, no, no, no. What Do we have to fly? Had your drugs and had your liquids because we searched everybody around.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, it's a guy from the hide your kids, hide your wife guy.
Speaker 3:It's like 1524. We are always surprised when you choose us. Please turn your cellular to airplane setting. I'd rather die than turn my. What the hell is going on? It's the cell phone the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:This is like a worse version of Airplane.
Speaker 5:That's a really Britney alone guy. You're right, You're not a terrorist, are you Mike? No, I'm a social media sensation.
Speaker 2:That doesn't make any sense, because this doesn't look like anything that they've skipped.
Speaker 4:This looks like the worst.
Speaker 2:Okay, look up Kevin Heffernan as well. The worst. Airplane skip Kevin Heffernan H-E. Airplane skip Kevin Heffernan H E, f, f. Yeah, airplane skip, god damn it. Not that fuck. I'm gonna have to show you on my phone, god damn it. Okay, let me see here.
Speaker 1:Coffee, sir. Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess it is airplane mode, holy shit. Okay, so here's a part of the airplane mode that is Okay. Okay, so here it is. I'm going to play it on my phone.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Olive cream Coffee, sir. Yes, please, Okay, and how would you like it Like? I like my women black and full of cream Just like my dad.
Speaker 1:Let's just pretend you didn't say that.
Speaker 3:There you go.
Speaker 5:Dope, you're next.
Speaker 1:Hey, guys just wanted to let you know.
Speaker 3:I didn't see anything. You're still going. You're still going at it. Okay, sorry, I still didn't see anything. There you are. You're an escape artist, just like your daddy.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, where are my manners? You must be hungry, comrade. Huh, you want some banana. Huh, you want a little banana.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 5:Here you go, why you eat that. Huh, here you go, why you take that off. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought you want some cheese pal, you got cheese.
Speaker 4:The fuck is going on.
Speaker 3:Borscht Taco, taco, huh I hope you're not dairy intolerant there, ruski. What was that? Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:What the fuck? You looking at Aladdin? Nothing, I've got no problem, I'm just racist. I do respect the queers, though They've been through a lot Now you get to tell them it's illegal.
Speaker 4:Now they have shows about it's the, it's the farva character. It is kind of that's 100 farva. That looks like one of the worst movies ever made.
Speaker 2:it looks like a teemu airplane, except with bad sex jokes my brother was sending me some good shit, dude, when she spent the Plan B money on Beyonce tickets. Now you've got to handle the situation the best. You know how Dude I'm telling you what?
Speaker 4:bro Fucking great man, falcon Punch Dude, she's just getting lit up, bro Fucking great man Fucking punch, dude, she's just getting lit up, dude, I shared a Ninja Turtle.
Speaker 2:One dude, it said when he tries to put it back in and he accidentally cowabungas you right in your sewer hole. Oh, dude, this was adorable man. Okay, so me being a Chris you know us being a Chris Farley and Tommy boy fan I loved this dude and it's cute, it's a baby. Weren't they babies?
Speaker 4:Oh, I've seen a ton of those videos.
Speaker 2:Oh man, my uncle explained in the super secret game we're about to play oh, you know there's.
Speaker 4:You know ai's been kind of making the rounds and it's kind of fucked up. So I, I saw the, I was on, I saw it on the internet somewhere that it girl, like women, influencers, like only fans, girls are using this. This is probably gonna piss you off, because I I wasn't too. Go piss my dad off. I know that are using filters to make themselves look like downs, girl, downs people, people with down syndrome, and pretended to be sexy girls that have down syndrome those are like hot right now.
Speaker 2:Dude, like those aren't those aren't real.
Speaker 4:Those are filters. That's ai. I'm like that drool ain't real bro. No, no for like still the 99. A lot of these play like instagram and all these are trying to like take these places people down, because they're just what people are doing are taking legit like of influencers and instagram like people who aren't filtered. They're taking, they're stealing their content and putting these these doubt syndrome filters over their faces to make them look like they have doubts and just racking in fucking money from of accounts for with their own of, so that it OF. So this is an instance where AI is the fucking devil. So it's fucking disgusting. Like it's people using the guise of Down syndrome people to get people horny. Like first of all, I saw it. I'm like ew, that does not make me go. Okay, it did A little bit.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. There's a couple of Down syndrome workout like real ones that are like fucking fitness chicks and they're fucking sexy.
Speaker 1:I mean you can't have a conversation with them and whatever.
Speaker 4:Scratch, scratch my CD. Yoda, why'd you scratch his CD?
Speaker 2:Wasn't there a party.
Speaker 3:I'll have sex with every damn one of them. And no pussy.
Speaker 4:It's pussy yeah yeah, I was like man. Do people go to such lengths to make a dollar?
Speaker 2:I'll ask her if she's down with the thickness Down with the thickness, down with the thickness, oh my god man but why I can never do that. I can never do the fucking system of a down scream dude you said he had some, or?
Speaker 4:not system of undisturbed oh yeah, bands we wouldn't get through a fucking podcast without talking about bands and stuff. Well, we did a little bit, but you know the righteous gemstones. You know that show ended this year like really I hate getting into shows and they end.
Speaker 2:That's why you go. It's always sunny, dude keeps going. That's true. Parkway drive has a new album I like. It's called sacred. My new album is so. I don't know the songs on it. I could look them up, but yeah it's. I mean there is a song called Sacred. Yeah, we'll rock it. I do. I love Parkway Drive too they're gonna be at incarceration. Well, I got my attention he peered into your soul as he screamed it did man. Well, I got my attention. He peered into your soul as he screamed it did man.
Speaker 5:I'll make a promise, but this is the last one. It's on my honor, so call it a swan song. I am a splinter of the person that you think you'll know, but if you listen close, I know a place where my dreams are real enough. I see a time where the sun shines bright enough. I feel a path beneath my feet. I feel it all within my wings.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna get it this time I like the chorus.
Speaker 5:Sacred reset the wounds they tore apart. Unbroken heart.
Speaker 2:That's pretty good. That might be. Actually it might be just their new song, but I don't know, oh, okay. Sacred single. Okay, so the next one is called Renaissance R-E-N-E-S-A-N-C-S.
Speaker 4:R-E-N-E R-E-N-E. Okay, rene, rene. S-a-n-s, s-a-n-s.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I'm trying to look them up right now.
Speaker 4:Where do you hear these guys from?
Speaker 2:Facebook.
Speaker 4:Labor of Love.
Speaker 2:Hard to live is their number one.
Speaker 4:Labor of hate, is that? Yeah, this is up here.
Speaker 5:We were never the same. Now you're just another Toxic flow.
Speaker 2:I like that techno-y kind of feel on the track yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's nasty, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:They're going to be in Toledo.
Speaker 4:Oh, no shit they're going to be in Toledo.
Speaker 5:Oh, no shit.
Speaker 2:My brother's going to Death Fest Fight From Within's going to be there and hunt the dinosaur and shit $35 tickets.
Speaker 4:You can't beat that. Those are shows I like to go to. I have to DJ that what? Now we got cleats, cleats. This guy's rage is incredible.
Speaker 2:That's what I thought of Whitechapel dude. That dude went high-pitched to low growl. Fucking rage is incredible. I thought I was telling Jake. I said, dude, you're looking at the top tier of fucking death metal right now. Dude, I don't know if you know that Dude that you know that.
Speaker 4:Do that. I love that. A lot of bands do that, but that sounds really good in the context. Wait for the breakdown.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm waiting on here. As soon as the breakdown starts, you hit that fucking sonic, boom Right here Yep. As soon as you hit that, I'm doomed.
Speaker 5:Oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's nasty, I love that shit.
Speaker 4:Dude, this dude is good. We'll knock up all the burning gates.
Speaker 5:This is the labor of God.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:Slow that shit down.
Speaker 4:Stake face engaged Fuck.
Speaker 2:I kept moshing my niece Jumping against her fucking slam dancing.
Speaker 4:Nice dude. Oh, that's definitely going into the playlist.
Speaker 2:Alright, dude, hard to Live is their number one, though.
Speaker 4:That's definitely going to. This whole band's going into my playlist.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, hell, yeah, that's good. Yeah, hard to Live is their best one. So let's see what that is good call hard to live yeah I don't see it. It was up top, was it keep going?
Speaker 4:up. That's as far as it goes.
Speaker 2:Oh, wasn't, there. Oh, right there.
Speaker 4:Oh, that says woe is me though, yeah, woe is me hard to live.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't hear the other part, Woe is me, is like okay, so I guess it's wow. Okay, I think it's got david james benitez.
Speaker 4:that's the lead singer of this, oh, that of that band, yeah, but their number one song.
Speaker 2:This woes me well, fuck, it's another band have I listened to this already?
Speaker 4:apparently I've listened to this before, baby, really. Yeah, the thing was like right here was like right here.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I don't know why. I didn't even think of this dude. We can just go through the bottom of here and it tells you a whole bunch of different fucking bands. Dude, ape on the Rocket. What on Spotify? No on Amazon.
Speaker 4:Oh, Spotify does that too at the bottom, that's that sound like this band. Yeah, ape on the rocket ape on the rocket dude.
Speaker 2:That's the name of a band. That's the funniest fucking shit on the rocket and it looks fucking hard as shit. Love is their number one song. Oh man dude.
Speaker 4:Math, mathcore.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? Progressive metalcore what?
Speaker 4:the fuck Dude Mathcore. What the fuck is mathcore?
Speaker 2:They just do numbers. What the Are they fucking Russian? Russian Dude. I'm fucking digging it, bro. Follow.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, this is great Ah.
Speaker 4:I don't speak Russian, but I love this From Konigsberg.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, dude, oh, let's see.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it love this Dude. I like that when it just slows down, but the fucking vocals are hard.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Ape on the Rock is so good, oh Jesus.
Speaker 3:Oh God, oh, that was badass.
Speaker 2:Looks like a Mac Miller video. What this is an adventure. I love the fact that we do this and look up these new artists that we've never heard of. What we're doing is broadening our fucking horizons, dude.
Speaker 1:What the?
Speaker 4:fuck, sounds like my coffee.
Speaker 2:Coffee you sound like a big choo-choo train you sound like a big choo-choo train you sound like a big choo-choo train. What about Bernie?
Speaker 4:Hayes, bernie Hayes, burning.
Speaker 2:Hayes, oh, bernie Hayes, not Bernie Hayes. That would be hilarious Number one song is called Mindshade, burning Hayes Mindshade. It's the number one song. The chick's pretty hot in the video already, so I have a boner.
Speaker 4:They got a big white screen Okay.
Speaker 5:I like this. I see a worm that dressed by my life no luck, no aim, no sense.
Speaker 3:What a waste of time, what a waste of energy. What an empty destiny. I give my freedom to my freedom. I help them happy days and nights.
Speaker 2:Yeah, poor chance here. I'm a wretch. They're definitely not from America.
Speaker 4:Yeah they're from Italy, oh really. Yeah, that's what it says down here Adding them to my playlist.
Speaker 5:I'm free, I'm the ender and I'm losing control.
Speaker 2:I don't wanna break the law. I'm doing evil and right. Others have to let this go. Adding them to my playlist, yeah, no shit.
Speaker 4:I'm like you, the best to make me dirty too. Spare the fear of blood and dust and light. They can't get my soul in the shadows. When you're alive, you're down to earth. Every time I fucking lie, they're gonna pay the knife and I'm throwing the knife Sp. Creepy kind of shit. This is what sleep tokens should be. Yeah, I agree, this guy kind of a sleep toolkit kind of look, this guy has, you know, with the hood and shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, with the hood and the mask and all that shit, we shot that base totem Rose. That bass tone is gross, that's sick. Red Keep, red Keep.
Speaker 2:It's not a song, it's the name of a band, oh Red Keep, and the name of the song is called Murder and it sounds like it's going to be awesome oh.
Speaker 4:Let's see what this is. Where are you finding these bands? Are you just?
Speaker 2:going down the bottom of the thing. So far not disappointed.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm not disappointed in any of this. Right off the rip, love it.
Speaker 2:Alright, already added.
Speaker 3:Here we go, bitch, buckle up, dude, I love that Get in still good.
Speaker 2:Buckle up, bitch, I am not the one to be controlled by anyone, I will fight. It's like Jack Black yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm in control, but I still love you.
Speaker 4:It's like Jack Black yeah. I love those, I love those scrapes dude. I know it's an overplayed meta thing in the metal world.
Speaker 2:I don't care. It's so awesome. I love it so much, I can't get enough of it. It's so good. These guys are badass. They all love it.
Speaker 5:Go away, you'll never be free.
Speaker 3:Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2:Fuck yeah, dude, I knew it, dude, I was like my fucking metal boner, just fucking shot up, dude. I love that scream buildup, fuck yeah, buckle up bitch. Okay, next band as we divide, and the number one song is Resurgence.
Speaker 1:There it is.
Speaker 4:There it is A little slow. Oh dude, got a little cleans, got some cleans going on. I like this so far Kodak shirt.
Speaker 2:That's awesome, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4:Got kind of a Deftones kind of thing going on.
Speaker 1:Little sleep-toked, little hardcore.
Speaker 4:Sleep-toked Deftones thing going on. It's a way it takes for a man to break and there's always a way to say goodbye I'm not able to say your name Kind of an early 2000s kind of vibe to it.
Speaker 5:I'm not able to say your name.
Speaker 4:I love that shit though Definitely a good vibe, dude. If the guy doesn't flip his guitar around his shoulder, then what are we doing? Or if they don't run in place, Like the black fucking.
Speaker 2:Not bad dude.
Speaker 4:If I was listening to these guys at like a bar, I'd be into it.
Speaker 2:This would be like middle school, like you're a metalhead in middle school.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:The other ones are more like oh, I'm an adult now.
Speaker 4:It kind of mixes a lot of early 2000s. I can tell it's influenced by a lot of early 2000s like Attack, attack and shit Without the gayness.
Speaker 2:Levitated and the song's called Lunar.
Speaker 4:What a great name for a band.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 4:pisses me off when I see good names for bands. Why did I think of that Dude we can always like I love our name, dude. Oh, me too. I'm not saying, I don't like our name, I'm just saying like Disengage, was it?
Speaker 2:Levitated. Levitated Lunar Lunar Lunar's, our number one song.
Speaker 4:Interesting. These people are not that well known either. I like discovering bands that aren't well known. That sounds good already.
Speaker 2:These guys are going to be fucking nasty. I can feel it.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, my face is melting. Oh my god, got Whitechapel feels here.
Speaker 3:There, we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 2:There we go. Got Whitechapel feels here. Yeah, probably the last one we're going to do.
Speaker 5:We're running out of time, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up. We're gonna do Gross.
Speaker 2:This will definitely be a band I'd hear at Sonic Temple.
Speaker 4:I know, right, I Look at your place, get out of here. Oh my god, those fucking dive bombs on that fucking chord man, bro. Ah, the end of this is. The world will never be made Like there was ever these bad guys in their place, right versus right. I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop. Where are we going now, boys, but it's never enough to satisfy.
Speaker 5:An anger invades the devil and my soul is detained. The ring is lost and the box is grey, while we taste to die. And the first place I'll be. There's no beginning once every dress is diverse. There's no beginning once every dress is diverse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty badass fuck, yeah, yeah, that, yeah that was legit dude, dude.
Speaker 4:That had me like where are we going? Oh, I love how some, because it's and dude.
Speaker 2:their album just looks basic bitch.
Speaker 4:It doesn't look like anything you would like. Those are always the best ones, though, but with that said, we must leave you for this evening.
Speaker 2:You almost started doing that from now on, just looking up a band. Yeah, you almost started doing that from now on just looking up a band? Yeah, Is that a fucking female singer.
Speaker 4:Don't get me started on that, then we'll never, leave. It's called Bury the Darkness oh what a great name.
Speaker 2:You want to check them out real quick. One more, one more Bury the Darkness. I don't know if it's a female singer or it's a dude. That just looks really feminine, all right. And then the song's called Gaslight, gaslight. Yeah, sounds like a dude, but I don't know. I have been fooled before.
Speaker 5:I have been fooled before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a guy, but they're out of Arizona. It's not bad. No, it's actually. I love the beginning too. It was really good. Oh, that's good dude. I'm cool with that, whatever dude. Yeah, so Ape on the Rock was legit. Yeah that was awesome. I love that A lot of these dude. I'm just looking these up. And then Amazon seeing what Amazon it's like a.
Speaker 4:It's a rabbit hole of metal awesomeness. But with that said, we must leave you for this evening. Uh, we appreciate everyone's uh support, all of y'all that's been with us through 172 episodes. So if you're still here, thank you very much. If you're new here, I know we do a lot of music, but we love music and we love movies and we basically this is our fucking show we'll do what we want, what we say. Uh, if you enjoy our skits, if you like what you're hearing or don't like what you're hearing, please just drop us a line on facebook or whatever.
Speaker 2:We're talking about retards. Earlier, dude, I got an eci pen here, that's funny, ironic.
Speaker 4:Uh, you can hear us on all major platforms that do podcasts and stuff, and you know where you're at. We're just below Joe Rogan about 25,000 podcasts below him. So we're on the up and up. So if you want to get us up with the charts, give us a listen, give us a like, tell us how much awesome we are. So, jay, final thoughts before we leave.
Speaker 2:Yes, just would like to, like John john said, say thank you to everybody, um, for, you know, sticking with us. Oh, dude, I didn't tell you okay, so before I go, okay and I told you this last night. Dude, I did actually. I told you this last night. Never mind, I'm not gonna say I'm gonna it go. But, anyway, if you get a chance, check out Fight From Within. They're awesome dudes. No joke, man, steve, we homie hug and everything else. The whole band is just super cool. We were handing out business cards for them.
Speaker 4:The whole fucking Like a street team kind of shit. Yeah, that's what they did.
Speaker 2:They were like hey, do you want to do that? Do you want to hand these out for me? I was like oh, yeah, um, but uh, next year I'm, we may go again. I'm not, I'm not going to pay to go and I'm not going to go watch bands like as much as I did.
Speaker 4:But, That'd be cool, so we'll be looking forward to maybe that. But with that said, we'll see you, we'll see you have time to go to bed because we're old, so we'll see you next week. I'm John Brickner.
Speaker 2:And I'm Jason Scherter, later, later, later, homies.