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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 171: Sonic Temple 2025 Preview
Ready your eardrums for a wild ride through the Sonic Temple Music Festival lineup! In this episode, we transform into musical explorers, diving headfirst into the unknown bands populating the four-day metal extravaganza in Columbus.
Before our musical journey begins, we spend some quality time geeking out over HBO's "Righteous Gemstones," appreciating how perfectly it satirizes money-hungry evangelical empires. The character of Baby Billy (played masterfully by Walton Goggins) steals the spotlight in our conversation as we discuss the show's brilliant balance of dark humor and compelling character development.
Then we strap in for our main adventure – listening to dozens of unfamiliar bands scheduled for Sonic Temple. Our reactions range from enthusiastic head-banging to bewildered confusion as we encounter everything from blistering death metal to unexpected 80s industrial sounds. The format feels delightfully reminiscent of Beavis and Butthead, with unfiltered, immediate reactions to both music and visuals. Highlights include discovering gems like Uncured, Left to Suffer, and Angel Maker – all earning spots on our must-see festival schedule.
A brief intermission features our resident parody artist "Toby Queef" delivering an outrageously inappropriate country song before we continue our musical exploration. The deeper we dive into Friday and Saturday's lineups, the more excited we become about bands like 200 Stab Wounds, Peeling Flesh, and Boundaries – noting how the festival seems strategically organized with harder, more death metal-focused acts appearing later in the weekend.
Whether you're attending Sonic Temple, considering future festival plans, or simply enjoy hearing two friends judge music they've never heard before, this episode delivers equal parts practical insight and genuine laughs. After 171. episodes together, our chemistry creates the perfect backdrop for this musical adventure. Hit play and join us as we separate the metal wheat from the chaff!
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Speaker 3:Let's rock hey, what's up everybody? Another episode. It's every day, each and every day, with Jada J. We're glad you're with us for episode 171.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. We're only 29 away from 200. That's crazy.
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Speaker 2:I can't wait till we retire and we're just old fuckers on here. Yeah, this will be our legacy forever 71 episodes.
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Speaker 2:So um I started watching, watching the righteous gemstones.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, very good.
Speaker 2:Yes, dude, started watching, watching, uh, righteous gemstones. Yes, yes, very good. Yes, dude, I just finished. It's hilarious. I don't think it's funny some of it is but it's pretty. It's kind of got some serious tones to it it is.
Speaker 3:It's got a very sons of anarchy kind of feel to it yeah if you.
Speaker 2:I know you've never seen it, but it's got a very sons of anarchy like on the serious notes. Okay, um, but yeah it's really, I loved it. Dude, I just got that with season one I was telling sarah, I said, uh, because like one of my favorite actors and I didn't realize he was um is the dude from hateful aid and he plays, uh, that bill billy oh, baby, billy, baby, billy, yeah I love baby billy. Yeah, the that plays him. He's one of my favorite actors when I see him in anything.
Speaker 3:He was in.
Speaker 2:Django. He was in Django. He's in Hateful Eight. He's also in the Fallout series as the ghoul Right Okay, which I told Sarah. I said we need to watch that. I said it's post-apocalyptic.
Speaker 3:She goes. So we're gonna be watching, uh, that after this. But yeah, we've been watching the righteous gemstones. Jacob, it's eat, eli the dad. Eli, gemstone, he's the dad, dude, it's so funny. Uh, I just like how it takes to piss out of modern day.
Speaker 2:Uh, evangelical I love that too, that's like.
Speaker 3:That's what I like about it it shows that it's a money.
Speaker 2:It's a money scheming fucking business.
Speaker 3:It's a business like the olstein.
Speaker 2:Fuck. Yeah, yes, I like how. I like how we named our fucking uh, those people from the bronx right after that guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so so we're one of them it takes the piss out of that. But it you know it, obviously it's, it's. It's not like there's no way, like they make that much money, but maybe they do I love how I don't, I don't, maybe they do, I don't, you know I love how they they preach it a fucking basketball arena. It's like it looks like I'd like it nationwide.
Speaker 3:It looks like an 18 000 seed fucking arena and I that's you know what. That's really not too far off either, so I just love how it takes the piss out of all that.
Speaker 3:So yeah, and then and then they get donations from like online and television and yeah but I like I like how shows kind of like they give you that and then they go back, and that's why a lot of shows do it nowadays. They give you like the story up front and then they kind of fill in the blanks with like episodes that go back in time a little bit to kind of fill in the narrative, so like you get some of the backstory with eli and, uh, jesse, yeah, and calvin, yeah, calvin, and then, uh, the mom, and stuff like eli's early days with his wife and then baby billy, and you know yeah, I like that with.
Speaker 3:Uh, yeah, um, because baby billy's his, her sister his sister or his, her brother, and he, you know, baby billy, always, you know, has animosity toward missy, may, or missy or may, I can't remember fucking way lee or something annalee annalee missy lee or mickey minnie lee annalee or something like that. Yeah, yeah, so so it was it's it's interesting. Very good show though I like how they started off like the kids were like pieces of shit even in the beginning, so it's kind of funny how they had this oh, when they were kids.
Speaker 2:When they were kids. Yeah, I'm like dude, I'm thinking a whole two, because we just watched a couple. I think we're like on seven.
Speaker 3:I don't know how far.
Speaker 2:I think we're on seven or eight.
Speaker 3:we I think we just watched the episode where they went back where, uh, baby billy was trying to talk her into, oh, and then she quit because she, she, she stopped the tour because she's pregnant with right, okay, okay she stopped the tour because he sold part of the land already right, yeah, right now, because she didn't want him to sell their parents the family's land but he already did, he already did, he already did it because he's kind of a piece of shit and doesn't know how to manage money.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh, dude, there's so much penis in this fucking show.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:When he stands up out of the tub and his dick's hanging in. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:I was like oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:When they go to that fucking nightclub and there's tits and dick, and pussy everywhere.
Speaker 3:I like how, where his friends walk in, you know they're walking by he's eating an ice cream cone. Oh, keith, keith, keith, yeah, and they're doing that fucking.
Speaker 2:You know what it reminded me of Letter Kenny and the fucking emo kids.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, I don't know if I've ever seen that into fucking emo kids. Oh, okay, I don't know if I've ever seen that. You've never seen Letterkenny. I've seen Letterkenny, but I don't know if I've ever seen that one.
Speaker 2:You don't remember the emo kids.
Speaker 6:I don't know, I probably have. Okay, let's look up the emo. I probably have.
Speaker 2:Letterkenny emo kids dancing. I've seen Letterkenny.
Speaker 7:I love these guys. It's off.
Speaker 5:We are going to make Letter Kenny the biggest meth town in the whole country.
Speaker 6:I love Stuart.
Speaker 3:Are these like the Canadian dudes right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, these are emo kids. I love the emo kids in Letterkenny.
Speaker 3:Are there a bunch of skits with these guys? Yeah, there see like a oh my god, dude, I love it, dude. I mean, the one thing I always think of is obviously the the mariah carey christmas song with the kids on the overpass. Yeah, that's, that's the one, my famous video that everyone my other.
Speaker 2:My other one is techno viking, yeah techno.
Speaker 3:Viking is the og of that dude. He's like, yeah, he's like techno.
Speaker 2:Viking is the best uh, he actually.
Speaker 3:I think he actually hates how famous he got off. That is what I read like he tried to like get that video off the internet. Obviously you can't get inner videos off the internet, but I guess he was. He wasn't too thrilled about his, his internet notoriety. If I read I would break.
Speaker 2:I would love you know that internet famous peter billingsley with christmas story kind of a little bit.
Speaker 3:Kind of a little bit dude. Those songs went hard too. That whoever's mixing that, it was fucking awesome. I was like man, we need to have that in america.
Speaker 2:Just you know, people dancing in the street you know, you should it on, you should organize it dude.
Speaker 3:Well, have like a moving like a mobile rave. Just pretend techno viking 2. Techno viking 2 dude. No shirt on you got you can't wear a shirt, right of course. Well, have like a moving like a mobile rave. Just pretend Techno Viking 2. Techno Viking 2.
Speaker 2:Dude no shirt on. You can't wear a shirt, right, of course. And then we just choose a fucking like a vacant road or alleyway and just have people walking it Like behind you and join you dude, Like just join up at random parts. That'd be fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:He's like he's doing all that shit. I got a like uh, I got a friend who knows how to do all that dancing and stuff, like that industrial, fucking techno dancing and stuff. And it's like we were, we were just uh, so he was playing like techno or something, and uh, he started doing it. I'm like, oh, my god, it's like that video. He's like, oh yeah, because he's like kind of hip to that, my friend travis, uh, from wrestling my uh, when I uh he's he was in that goth kind of emo scene not emo but that goth industrial scene, and because he actually made music for that scene actually, so he, uh, so he, he was doing all that fucking dancing and shit, like, oh, you're doing it, it's funny, you actually know it.
Speaker 2:He's like, yeah, I know it's, it's lame, but you remember when people used to do the running man or the, the backwards skip, like and that was like the dance, like a couple years ago, like dj blend used to do it and um, like they would just backwards skip and then like switch positions and shit? Do you remember that?
Speaker 3:not particularly. You would be on more on the up and up maybe on that kind of stuff, but I'm always like behind on all that. Now it's like like people there's not just like one set day, like kids will dance on tiktok and they're all these like all these intricate fucking choreographies to it. I just dance like.
Speaker 2:Shallow Howl's beginning. It's like, dude, do me a salad. We got to play the Shallow Howl beginning. Dude, shallow Howl beginning. Yeah, dude, when he's fucking, like when they go out, hey Mud Whistle, get dressed, we're going out, hey Mud Whistle. Like when they go out, hey mud whistle, good dress, we're going out, hey mud whistle. Oh, not this part, but well, this is a good one too. This is where he's dancing with the ugly chicks which one are you talking about?
Speaker 2:remember the beginning where he's like where their veins still and he's fucking jason alexander's talking to them. Girls are dancing with the girl right behind, like this part right here.
Speaker 3:No, I love that one music over, but whatever no, that is the music oh, that is the music. Oh, that is the music.
Speaker 2:Sounds really loud I think they put music.
Speaker 6:Oh, I got you.
Speaker 7:That is the real music, that goes over it though god he was so young in that movie.
Speaker 3:Shallow Hal needs a gal. Yeah, this is how we would all be dancing. That'd be after I was drunk you wouldn't catch me dancing until I'm drunk dude, I'm way too passive.
Speaker 2:No, you know what I want? I want a fucking nightclub where it's death metal music.
Speaker 3:Although I was doing fucking hardcore dancing at your anniversary.
Speaker 1:That was pretty fun.
Speaker 2:I probably look like a fucking idiot no, I loved it because your, because your head went up down so much that dude john's hair is light as a feather. It's fucking beautiful, but anyway, his hair is it's very thin and it's light as I've trimmed. His hair stayed in the same place, but his head moved up and down so it just flopped and it's like I've tripped. So his hair, his hair stayed in the same place, but his head moved up and down so it just flopped and it just stayed there.
Speaker 3:Dude, my hair isn't that long anymore.
Speaker 2:That was fucking great because I didn't give a shit. I was like, hey, I want to play funeral derangements, I love that song so much I get to see them, I'll say are they gonna be there?
Speaker 3:they're gonna be lucky lucky.
Speaker 2:So let's, I'm gonna look up. I downloaded the sonic temple app and this is what we're gonna get to listen to. Maybe we could check some of these bands out. Some of them are kind of new, okay, yeah, so we all, we're always looking for new bands, so let's check out the schedule.
Speaker 3:You guys know we're all about the fucking music here all right.
Speaker 2:So let's check it out. Wind walkers let's check out that.
Speaker 3:I don't know what their number one song is are Are you just going from the?
Speaker 2:bottom. Yeah, let's go from the bottom. Let's check out these fucking no-name bands and see if we can find some good ones. Widwalkers.
Speaker 3:Let's just go with this one, I guess, I don't know. Look, they're going to be at Columbus on Thursday, is that what it says?
Speaker 2:Yeah, right down here. Yeah, they're the first band up.
Speaker 3:Oh, you got the itinerary. Yeah, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:That's an amp Cool. I kind of dig it a little bit. It's got like a hip-hop beat to it a little bit. Come on get hard dude.
Speaker 3:That's what she said, Ugh.
Speaker 1:Daddy lies Dead. Come on.
Speaker 3:It's not my speed. It's not bad. This is more Sarah. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2:Chick Rock man. So what's it called? Wind Walker, hayfire, hangfire. It's okay, all right, so next one, return to Dust.
Speaker 3:Interesting tone, very classic rock kind of tone, kind of grungy.
Speaker 2:Kind of like if you took classic rock and mixed it with sweet video. It looks like Fox on the Run video right now, or Ballroom Blitz or something. It's like Greta Van Fleece Fleece, that's funny. No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for asking. That's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Well, good Thursday. If we're a little late, I guess it doesn't really matter. All right, next one is as you Were. Let's check these fuckers out. We're going to be getting into harder shit, because the next one, I think, is called Caskets, so I'm pretty sure it's going to be pretty rough. As you Were. Okay, this sounds promising to start. Can you take me higher? Come here, throws the puppy in the pond. Ah, that'd be awesome. It looks like a bench 7-4. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. The chick's hot as fuck though. Yeah, now, this sounds promising. Keep Bill Cosby dead, bitch.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, he did, ah oh shit.
Speaker 1:What's to give you herpes? What's on your face?
Speaker 3:it's lipstick, I think I might find something a little newer.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what was it. Pretty old. Yeah, it's like 12 years ago. Holy shit Eight years ago. God Are these?
Speaker 6:ago. God, are these guys even like, are they?
Speaker 3:relevant still. Is this the right band? I don't know, but yeah, that. Oh, let's look up Caskets.
Speaker 2:Because those are fun.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, caskets Glassheart.
Speaker 2:Please be fucking hard, dude. You got gotta have something hard in here. Dude, you gotta bring people to life on this. What stage is this? There's four different stages there. This sounds awesome, so far. Yeah, so far, but watch, it'll come out being like a big floppy vagina. Gentleman vaginas my vaginas. It's almost like the same singer from the first song, first band. I like the name of the next band though Silly Goose.
Speaker 3:I like that.
Speaker 2:I love that I think I've heard those guys before.
Speaker 3:honestly, come on go.
Speaker 2:Do it hard, bro.
Speaker 7:Come on, draw me a veiny triumphant bass, it's going to be a big chorus, yeah.
Speaker 6:I saw that coming.
Speaker 2:I like the music though. See, I think I listen to this and I'm like, Just like screaming behind them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that would be sweet.
Speaker 2:He's fucking going. Nuts dude, all right. Next band Silly Goose. I think I've heard of these guys, dude, that's a good sign. I think. Oh dude, these guys look fucking nasty dude, so I'm really excited. That was fucking awesome. That was fucking amazing dude. Hey, we're going to record you. Tell us how awesome we are. You guys are awesome, you guys are good. This is really good. Thank you. How's everybody doing, Eh could be, better. Cool, we got free pizza.
Speaker 3:We're shooting a music video today for our new song called Bad Behavior. We see bad people. The plan for today is we are going to go on the MARTA train.
Speaker 2:That's fucking like 90s fucking shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like nu metal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh well, yeah, like 2000s.
Speaker 3:Yeah, early 2000s. Yeah, kind of nu metal-ish Yep.
Speaker 7:No, I don't regret it, cause when I was a kid, my life was out of control, picked on and bullied and left us out alone, smaller than everyone. I couldn't fight back. I just wanted some love, but I never fucking got that. Maybe that's when I morphed into a villain, started metaphorically killing everybody in my way. I'm morphed into a villain, started metaphorically killing Everybody in my way. Now, who's out of place? You say I got an ego problem. Well, fuck you, cause I like my attitude. Or did you say narcissistic? I wasn't listening. I was too busy just dreaming of a day With no more manual labor. I'm getting paid for my Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad behavior. So burn this motherfucking cell phone.
Speaker 2:I'm getting paid for my bad behavior. This is something you would have seen in 2001,. Dude, this is Limp Bizkit off Team Loop. Not bad though I would not be used to it. Okay, next one is called Left to Suffer. Ooh, that sounds classic. That sounds very promising so far, Thursday's being a letdown Because Orgy was the next one after that. Oh, I've heard of Orgy. Yeah, Blue Monday, dude. How does it feel? We used to listen to that when we worked at McDonald's Last year. Just kidding.
Speaker 3:Oh, this has to be good. Oh, dude, Listen to it dude Just kidding.
Speaker 2:Oh, this has to be good. Oh, dude, listen to it, dude.
Speaker 3:I hear chunks. I hear some chunk chunks.
Speaker 1:I think I've heard of these guys.
Speaker 3:I remember this big fat guy as their fucking singer.
Speaker 2:Now, this is what we've been waiting on. You gotta get through the early morning gig.
Speaker 3:You gotta get through the sleepy stuff first.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna do like the main ones too. Dude Like well we, yeah, we're just doing the no-name bands right now, yeah the no-namers, yeah Of course, but that's why I love doing these festivals, which is gonna be last year you always discover something new next year. I'm not doing it, me and steve already decided. We're like nope, we're good you guys have done it like every year?
Speaker 3:for how many years this will be our third year? Oh nasty, that's gross.
Speaker 2:I always trusted you, but you disappoint me. Ah, I like that dude Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-. Oh, you're checking the score, are you?
Speaker 6:dude, you know what I was doing?
Speaker 2:You should just put a clicker on your thing dude, like one of those live update fucking things, dude on your.
Speaker 3:I don't want to get too distracted.
Speaker 2:That's okay bro.
Speaker 3:They're up 14. Oh, bro, they're up 14. Oh, cavs are good, they need to keep pushing dude.
Speaker 4:Answer back. Answer back, answer back.
Speaker 3:That game once sucked, man. They let Indiana just shoot lights out, man. This defense has been a way better game too, but idiot.
Speaker 2:Next one's called Boundaries. I don't like that. I don't like Boundaries. I don't like that. I don't like boundaries. I don't either, especially sexual ones.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is going to be a pussy beat. I can already tell. Watch, they're harder than fuck. I would be pleasantly surprised. Oh yes, I was like you know what.
Speaker 2:I'm going to eat those words. These guys are nasty. I was like you know what? Right in with it, I'm going to eat those words.
Speaker 7:These guys are nasty, these guys are nasty.
Speaker 3:What Drummers singing? The drummers singing man. I have a lot of respect for drumming singers, Anybody who plays an instrument sings.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of respect Itubbing singers, drub singer, anybody who plays an instrument and sings I got a lot of respect. It's not. It's fucking hard. That's why I just sing screaming. I can't play shit. Come right in screaming, dude. You're like never mind.
Speaker 3:I knew I was going to eat those words as soon as I said it.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Dude, I can't wait to. By the way, the next day, after we have practice, my voice is back to normal. Dude, that's good, yeah. So it's telling me that, even though I'm screaming and shit, I'm wearing my voice out it's getting a lot better. The heel time's starting now.
Speaker 3:Wow, that was different.
Speaker 2:I like that, though A little break.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:This is where the dude should come in screaming behind him. I'm all about that. Clean vocals with a little screaming behind him, dude.
Speaker 3:That Kirk Hammett.
Speaker 2:It is Kirk Hammett. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't playing with him, because Metallica's going to be there. Yeah, uncured is the next one, and I think after that it's almost like on Thursday. At least it's everybody that we fucking. Oh no, there's a couple of them. Look at this guy, look at this motherfucker look at this guy.
Speaker 3:Take a breath, bro.
Speaker 2:He looks like a wrestler A little bit. It's the Lost Hardy boy Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:Ooh, my God, all right.
Speaker 2:I like these motherfuckers. This is uncured Dude. Think One day we could be playing there, dude, that would be awesome, I'd be pushing. All you have to do is turn in a video, All these fucking dudes. Did I get to see Alien Ampharm dude? Oh dude, Thursday's gonna be Alien Ampharm dude oh dude, Thursday is going to be Alien Ampharm at 225.
Speaker 3:And then, You're looking for that breakdown shit, aren't you? I'm saying, if there's a solo or breakdown and I thought the solo- it's like the Micro Machine guy if he was death metal.
Speaker 7:The Micro Machine guy I forgot about that guy, oh, oh.
Speaker 1:That bass dude.
Speaker 3:Dude. This is my favorite band of these bands that we've been looking at. This is going on my playlist Whoa, okay, kind of a clean outro. It's interesting.
Speaker 2:Dude, alicia Keys can sing. Alicia Keys can sing. Dude. It looks kind of like fucking Alicia Keys Motherfucker. Oh my God. Okay, so Alien Ampharm was the next one Bleeding Through which we know. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3:You ever heard of Fit for a King? I've heard of Fit for a King yes. Okay, what about Dead? D-e-d, D-E-D.
Speaker 2:D-E-D.
Speaker 3:D-E-D.
Speaker 2:D-E-D. Yeah, I've heard of them. Yep, that's them. Seven Dust fit for an autopsy? Yes, fit for, yeah, Okay, Memphis, what about Nitzer EBB? Nope.
Speaker 3:N-I-T-Z-E-R EBB.
Speaker 2:N-i-t-z-e-r EBB I hope they're Rammstein-ish, please, please. Oh, this dude looks like Ivan Drago, he does. He looks like Ivan Drago. I want you tonight, I'm not sleeping Auschwitz.
Speaker 6:Nitzer EBB EBB Nitzer.
Speaker 3:EBB, ebb.
Speaker 1:Nitzer EBB 9.
Speaker 3:Ebb, ebb, ebb, nitzereb, darling, brocker, nine, nine.
Speaker 6:You don't want me to Whoa.
Speaker 3:What the fuck? This is from the 80s man.
Speaker 2:It sounds like.
Speaker 1:How the fuck do you get these guys?
Speaker 3:Did I miss something?
Speaker 2:This is real dude, what is it called? Join in the chant I need you tonight, oh man. This is I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 3:Is this for?
Speaker 2:real. Okay, we know what Three Days Grace is Shadows Fall. The next one is called Health. I never heard of them either. Um, they look pretty metal, so I'm hoping that's what they are a band called health. Interesting it's called health health sounds like what we do in the basement. Dude, that was a badass riff dude. Keep playing that and then we'll go into some heavy stuff here in a second dude, look who's gonna be there Thursday.
Speaker 3:Poppy's gonna be there. Poppy's gonna be there. Thursday poppy's gonna be there. Poppy's gonna be lucky I love poppy is baby metal gonna be there ginger, oh ginger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ginger will be there. Ginger's awesome. Yeah, I've seen them already.
Speaker 3:So yeah, um, yeah, but we'll skip that yeah, okay, uh, we're gonna take a break first, yeah let's take a.
Speaker 2:Let's take a little break. Uh yeah, we're gonna switch gears.
Speaker 3:We're gonna have a, we're gonna have a little palate cleanser for you with a little uh yeah, with toby a little toby queef I love that it's funny, we have a little toby queef for you. Then we're gonna come back and, uh, we're gonna come at you with some more stuff, so we'll be back, yeehaw.
Speaker 4:I'll be right over, sir. You need a towel? Hold on One second. Yes, sir, down there. Okay, I bet you've never heard old Marshall Dillon say 150, now let your monster out here to play. Set on down, I'll get on my knees if I asked you twice and begged you. Pretty. Please hope you say yes in a New York minute. Those Hanes look tight. Let a nigga in and he just stole a kiss as he rode away. He never hung his hat up at daddy's place. I should have been a cowboy Learning how to grease Duke's thighs, armed with my jizz shooter. Drying his pony makes me feel alive. Rubbing down where he farts With my jizz shooter drying his pony makes me feel alive. Rubbing down where he farts, just like Gene and Roy singing those disco songs Whoa.
Speaker 4:I should have been a cowboy, I might have had a small dick with a funny name Running wild through the hills chasing sexy James, ending up on the stink of danger, riding a train for the Texas Rangers. Go West, young man, haven't you been told? When it comes to rubbing dudes, this guy is sold. Sleeping out all night in the back of a car, with a dream in my eye and prayer in my heart. I should have been a towel boy. I should have joined the parade for pride.
Speaker 4:Showing off his tight pooter Makes my pony start to come alive, rubbing down all the parts, just like his bugle boys Singing those T-Swift songs. Oh, I should have been a cowboy. I know, give me one second there. Group, I'll be right over there. Marcus, god, I have the best job in the world. I should have been a towel boy, learning how to grease dude's thighs, armed with my jizz shooter. Drying his pony makes me feel alive, so alive, rubbing down where he finds, just like Gene and Roy Singing those queer fine songs. Whoa, I should have been a tall boy like Gene and Roy singing those queer fine songs. Whoa, I should have been a cowboy. I should have been a cowboy. I should have been a cowboy. One second over there, buddy, I'll get you. I see you're greasing up as we speak.
Speaker 1:Let me rub right there, yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast.
Speaker 2:It's every day with John and Jay. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button.
Speaker 1:You got that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Now check it out.
Speaker 4:Welcome back.
Speaker 3:Yo, yo yo, sons of bitches, sons of bitches so we're still checking out music.
Speaker 2:We're still on Thursday, but all the rest of them we know. Like you got Poppy, ginger, bad Omens, filter, bad Omens is cool. Kill Switch is at 815. Nice, motionless and White is at 815 on a different stage. Emotionless and White oh, they might be right off the side. Oh, they might be right off the side. Then I get to actually see corn. I've never seen corn, so I get to watch them. You've never seen corn.
Speaker 3:I've never seen corn before. I can't believe all the stuff you've gone to. You never got to see them. That's sweet though.
Speaker 2:All right, now we're heading into Friday. Friday, all right, 200 stab wounds, first band. Why 200? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Why not 201? Why not 201, why not 199, 199, 99 love stop wounds, 99 love, stop balloons.
Speaker 1:They're all metal blades.
Speaker 3:So interesting, red rum, red rum it does have a fucking pantera kind of feel to it. I like these guys so far.
Speaker 2:I think you're gonna be pretty hard. I love that shit, dude. That's Pantera-esque as all that. I think Friday's going to be a really hard-hitting day. You get the vaginas out of the way on.
Speaker 3:Thursday yeah, the vagina's out of the way. That's a good band too. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Should have named our band Vaginas. That'd be awesome. With a Z on the end, it's got to go. It shows all these people throw up the horns and they just sing opera stuff.
Speaker 1:It's got to go, Bah, bah, bah bah bah, a new life begins Nice.
Speaker 2:It's got like a black Sabbath. If they were like a little harder, there we go.
Speaker 3:I like their tone.
Speaker 2:Me too. I like the cut of their chip. I like the cut of their chip Very.
Speaker 3:Cannibal Corpse-y Slayer-ish. It's got a death metal kind of vibe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, that's all I needed, that's all we needed, that's it.
Speaker 3:That's all the lyrics we can leave for the day. Guys, we can leave.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's noon, it's just instrumental. Besides that dude I bet it is Next band would be Dead Heat. Let me look at their picture.
Speaker 3:Dead.
Speaker 2:Meat Dead Heat, dead Heat Two different words and dude. I love the fat Mexican dudes, so all these dudes look like they're going to be fucking hard. Look at that picture fucking hard.
Speaker 3:Look at that picture. I see some hardcore dancing in the music video.
Speaker 2:Or slam dancing, whatever the fuck kids call it.
Speaker 3:How old is this? A year ago, nice, but it looks like it's up there from the 90s it does.
Speaker 2:Yes, slam dancing Very punkish. This is one of those CDs you get from a friend that's like fucking off the beaten path, like it looks like it's a burnt CD, but it's not really.
Speaker 3:Those are usually the best ones that you get. You get some EP from some no-name band. We already know your name.
Speaker 2:God, the music's great, but I'm not too keen on the singing.
Speaker 3:It's got a punk kind of hardcore vibe to it, overkill, which I think I've heard before.
Speaker 2:It's all one word.
Speaker 3:These guys have been around forever. I think, I think they have too.
Speaker 2:They got almost 14. Oh, it's Trade Siberian. You can actually schedule to see them and then your phone will tell you when they're coming up. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, they got 1,400 people scheduled to see them right now.
Speaker 3:Let's do trade. Siberian goes hard.
Speaker 2:It was the night before Christmas and all through the shack nothing was stirring, except for Mommy's rack a shack.
Speaker 6:Nothing was stirring, except for mommy's rack.
Speaker 3:Thrashing.
Speaker 2:Oh, look at that fucking like Dimebag Daryl-esque guitar.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's thrash as fuck. It's like old school Metallica shit.
Speaker 2:Peeling Flesh, all one word. I love these names because, dude, it just makes me think about our name and shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, look, they even got the really fucking weird, crazy, fucking death metal writing.
Speaker 2:One of my favorites Dissected Just saying this is the whole song, it's just Bebop.
Speaker 3:It's just Bebop.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is from fucking. How High man it's me.
Speaker 7:18 naked cowboys wanted to be fucked.
Speaker 1:You're listening to only the best Nation in the world.
Speaker 6:No, that shit is fucking fast, so I'll get the fuck off the airway.
Speaker 2:It tastes so good, but you never found funky.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, oh yeah, what am I watching Fuck?
Speaker 2:I should play this behind Jay Sexcapades.
Speaker 1:That's funny. What am I watching?
Speaker 2:Dude, these dudes look awesome oh shit, here we go again.
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Speaker 2:Right now it's on high pass filter and they're going to turn it off.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's got high pass filter and they're gonna turn it off. It's gonna go right into it.
Speaker 2:Yup, just added to my schedule.
Speaker 3:Look at the fucking chip just go on my hand While that guy this is like anal cunt shit, but you know what?
Speaker 1:I like this shit because you can vibe to it.
Speaker 4:Usually a place so goddamn fast, you can't vibe to it that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I like that. I like these guys. Next band converge yeah, I just added them to my schedule. I really want to see these guys Converge.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Black hole, son, when she come, I like how we're just like kind of dogging on some of these bands, dude, it's funny, it's like Beavis and Butthead it. It's like Beavis and Butthead it is kind of like Beavis and Butthead. Moving to the country Gonna eat a lot of peaches.
Speaker 2:I heard that guitar. That's what I thought of, but it looks like a fucking Californication video. Do it up. I met you in California, like a fucking Californication video.
Speaker 4:Do it up. I did the button and then I mentioned California.
Speaker 2:You know you wanted a banana. Mentioned California, you want to get out of a speedy ticket.
Speaker 4:Mentioned California.
Speaker 2:Break all somebody, let's break all of somebody. Buddy, is that Tom Hanks from fucking Castaway? I hate that movie, do you really? I don't mind it.
Speaker 3:It makes me nauseous.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the water, it makes me nauseous.
Speaker 3:Well, I like the movie, but when he's out in the open ocean I can't mind it. It makes me nauseous. Oh yeah, the water and shit. Yeah, it makes me nauseous. Well, I like the movie, but when he's out in the open ocean I can't watch it. Could you imagine how many?
Speaker 2:people get eaten by sharks out there and shit oh. Yeah, I was going to say thank you Come on.
Speaker 3:It's a six-minute song. What are we doing here?
Speaker 2:What the fuck do they sing? God damn we got longer. No, I'm good I feel that Angel Maker, all one word. Let's see what these dudes look like. Yeah, dude, they look badass. Do blood and shit all over. Yep, they look like my kind of band.
Speaker 3:They're on that same kind of From that other band that we just watched.
Speaker 2:Oh same album or label.
Speaker 3:From the same label yeah, great, another song, just like from peeling flesh, yeah yeah, let's add to schedule.
Speaker 2:Set a reminder. Set up reminder. Thank Thank you, Angel Maker. Angel Maker, I love that name. I do too. We should name our band Spermicidal Loop. Here's where you'd usually have clean vocals. They just said fuck it.
Speaker 3:We're gonna scream to it.
Speaker 2:They may still have them, though, you know what would be funny Is if they did clean vocal for half a second.
Speaker 1:This is the Nope.
Speaker 3:No, they said piss, all that shit.
Speaker 2:Fuck that clean vocal shit. Fuck that clean vocal shit Fuck that clean vocal.
Speaker 4:I like it.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's building up. There you go. You know we should do that sometime. Just have Tony over to listen to our band do shit. When we start getting our songs really solid, have Tony over and let him listen to it. Exodus is the next one I've heard of Exodus Do you want to skip them yeah skip Exodus. Frozen Soul, frozen Space Soul, and there's a female in it. I'm pretty sure she's a singer. I'm hoping, because that would be tits Crypt of ice. But she looks very butchish, kind of like China.
Speaker 3:Around century, so I wonder how they got to be pretty hard.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, is she a fucking singer? I don't know If she is, I definitely got to add to these. If she's screaming like that, good use of the stereo sound. I like that. Add it to schedule. 15 minute reminder.
Speaker 3:That's solid, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would just call a song Shopping List and it'd just be a shopping list. Deaf Haven, d-e-a-f-h-a-v-e-n. Deaf Heaven All one word. Friday's been a pretty good pickup. Yeah, friday is. Then Saturday's going to be nuts and then Sunday kind of calms down again a bit. Is that Slender man? This god, it's giving me a Tool, vibe somebody turned on the reverb.
Speaker 3:Where's the reverb button? Hey, you got the reverb all maxed out. I hate that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't care for it. I fucking hate that. Can we see if there's another song of theirs that maybe it vibes?
Speaker 6:a little bit better.
Speaker 2:Do they have anything else Uh?
Speaker 3:heathen, let's see, it's a ghost what's that?
Speaker 2:one power powerpoint, yeah, okay, yep, not. Uh, there's a panna burning body which I've heard of, heard of the testament, which I've heard of.
Speaker 3:I've heard of them.
Speaker 2:Testament, which I've heard of. I've heard of Testament Armored Saint. It's Armored Space Saint. I've heard of them. Maybe I've never heard of them. I've heard of All Saints Fucking RB.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're like an older band, I think.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, dude. Look it's Kirk Hammond again. Everybody has a Kirk Hammond.
Speaker 4:Everybody has a Kirk Hammond Welcome to the abandoned land, run to the hills.
Speaker 2:What's this one called? Can you deliver Armored safe? I think I've seen, I think I've heard this. I think we watched the video. Did we do? Is this 80s? Yeah, this is an 80s thing. I think we watched the video. Dude, did we Like when we did our thing? Man, remember when we went through all the fucking videos, the 80s bands?
Speaker 3:I think this is one of them. Oh, is this one of the guys?
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, is this one of the guys? Oh yeah, Yep, we did.
Speaker 6:We watched this. Yeah, we did watch this.
Speaker 2:I'm not adding that to schedule.
Speaker 3:We will not be adding that to the schedule there are suicidal tendencies, which will be up to that, the acacius drain.
Speaker 2:Heard of them, which I love, acacius drain Gate creeper, gate, creeper, it's allius Rain Gate, creeper, gate, creeper. It's all one word Gate Creeper. Never heard of him. Let me see who the fuck these are.
Speaker 3:I wonder if it's going to be like a doom metal kind of thing.
Speaker 2:It looks like fucking Justin Nakia, his hair and shit in the middle with the mustache it does a little bit. I love Justin dude do such a thing, and he's the lead singer too. That's great.
Speaker 3:You know he does music now.
Speaker 6:Oh really, what's he do?
Speaker 3:I forget his band name, but I think he's a singer. Please tell me he's Polka. Is it Polka? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 7:I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know how to feel about this?
Speaker 1:That's like a murder dolls slash.
Speaker 6:Oh, what are they called?
Speaker 2:It's like if you, I don't know. It's almost like if you took Three Days Grace and took one of their songs and put Screaming to it. All right, okay, so we've heard, well, alice Cooper. Oh, of course, after the Burial, we've heard which I get to see them again, which is awesome Acid Bath. I've heard of them. These are dude. These are like Alice Cooper's going on at 4.30 in the afternoon. That's crazy. He probably has to go to bed.
Speaker 3:He's got sundowners Municipal Waste. That sounds crazy.
Speaker 2:Space in between Municipal Waste. I don't know what to feel about these. Look like an older band too.
Speaker 3:We finish our I don't know what to feel about these. Look like an older band too, I'm going to send him this message we finish our drinks and then we head off to Benny Raze.
Speaker 6:I like what.
Speaker 2:I hear and see so far Very thrashy that's suicidal tendency shit too. So Friday must be like more of the punk rock shit. Very British yeah punk vibe.
Speaker 7:Balls.
Speaker 6:Oh man, I never care for your world, and that's a matter of fact. Oh man, I never care for your world. One more round.
Speaker 2:Fairly sweet. Okay, so the rest of Friday, we know. So after that's Rob Zombie.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Black Dahlia, murder, ooh, haybreed, ooh, mastodon, ooh, all Shall Perishodon, all shall perish. Metallica, oh, who are they? Cannibal corpse.
Speaker 3:Okay, white chapel and icp I can't believe icp is gonna be there.
Speaker 2:So is uh, fucking three, six, mafia that's weird. It's bonkers, that's bizarre all right, we're into saturday. Saturday never tell. And it's one L at the end and it's all one word. It's like if you had a phone company and you didn't want anybody to talk to. Anybody Never tell.
Speaker 3:This song just dropped yesterday.
Speaker 2:Damn coming out with new shit right away. We gotta get this out. We're playing this week. We're playing this week. Yeah, they've got 1100 people.
Speaker 3:They got like almost 40,000 subscribers too.
Speaker 2:I'm hoping it's a big build up. I'm hoping it's going to be good.
Speaker 3:You can tell music video.
Speaker 2:It's the beginning of the morning.
Speaker 3:Like the aspect ratio. You know they put money into this.
Speaker 6:That's not what I was expecting money into this.
Speaker 2:That's not what I was expecting. Fucking George Michael, bro George Michael. Okay. It's almost like from Ashes to New Sound and Shit yeah a little bit, I can't.
Speaker 1:All right, come on, scream, scream he's not going to scream.
Speaker 3:He may later in the song very like a bridge part Not for me it's not bad, it's okay.
Speaker 2:What's this called Never Tell Criminal?
Speaker 3:What the fuck? Okay, I thought maybe they'd be screaming during the bridge part.
Speaker 2:I'm sending this shit to the wife so that way she can check it out. Okay, because she loves that kind of stuff. The next one and they have the most subscribers I've seen on here is Sick Puppies. I've heard of Sick Puppies.
Speaker 3:Have you heard?
Speaker 2:of Sick Puppies. I haven't heard of it in a long time, though. Sick Puppies, puppies that are sick. They're not feeling very good. You need to take them to the vet. Is that fucking taco? It looks like taco.
Speaker 3:Is that taco? He says.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm good on these, oh, you know he did songs too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, did you ever see the one where he does a song about Andre the Giant's slave, or Hulk Hulk Hogan slaving Andre the Giant at WrestleMania 3? He made a whole song about it.
Speaker 2:I listened to it a long time ago oh.
Speaker 3:I loved it. It was so awesome.
Speaker 2:Next band era E-R-R-A. I've heard of these guys. Have you?
Speaker 3:I think so. We'll see, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:If they sound like shit, dude, I'm good with passing them. Dude I. I think I have heard of these guys. I love the techno. I just want metal techno be my favorite band at this. Yeah, dude, I'm adding them to my schedule. There we go 15-minute reminder for Friday I love that.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. What is he just playing at all? What the fuck is? That's pretty good. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:I've heard, uh, citizen soldier, citizen space soldier. Oh yeah, I've heard Citizen Soldier, citizen Space Soldier.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, see, I have listened to these guys, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:See Citizen Space Soldier. I don't know if you've ever heard of them. No, the next one, the next band I like, is called I Set my Friends On Fire. Is that really?
Speaker 3:what the band's called. That's the name of the band. That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:It is hilarious.
Speaker 2:Citizen Space.
Speaker 1:Soldier hilarious Citizen space Zombie.
Speaker 2:Hope it gets harder than this. My dick is going limp right now.
Speaker 1:Ah, that I'm no burden. Not so worthless Bet so much that I just might break All consuming. So confusing the questions that keep me awake. Would anyone make me a cake?
Speaker 2:With cream cheese frosting in the oven please, yes, not for me. Floppy titties right there. That is just a waste. What a fucking turd. Maybe there's a harder song. I hope so.
Speaker 1:A little more.
Speaker 2:Nope, what is this gospel? What the fuck? Yeah, I'm good dude, let's pass these fuckers up.
Speaker 3:Okay, next I gave it one more chance.
Speaker 2:I set my friends on fire. This has got to be promising. I set my friends on fire. They have 2,000 people wanting to go see Citizen Soldier dude, I don't know what so you can fall asleep. Are you going to raise your hands and fucking give an offering plate, or what?
Speaker 3:Let Fucking give an offering plate or what. Let's go with this one. I guess I love it. Fucking video games. What is it? The Nintendo car?
Speaker 2:I love that. Is that a real thing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is actually.
Speaker 6:Jesus. Christ. Fucking Evo it is.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there was a band called Horse the Band. They're like they're a Nintendo core. They had a song called Cutsman. It was about the Mega man boss. It's awesome.
Speaker 2:Have you ever heard of Set it Off? I don't think so. Set it Off? Oh, dude, fuck. Yes, dude, it's the ones. Remember, the ones from fucking? Isn't that the same ones from Eurovision? They don't do neons, do they? Or whatever the fuck that song was called. I can't remember.
Speaker 3:I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but these dudes look awesome.
Speaker 3:It looks like the dude from Eurovision. They do sound foreign, Punching back just another pot calling the kettle black.
Speaker 4:Take it out on someone who won't hit you back Till. We're all as broken as you, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Say good bye to your Mr Nice Guy. You got your wishes made in hell. Yeah, there's bleed from within. Have you ever heard of that Heard of this? Yeah, there's Bleed.
Speaker 3:From Within. Have you ever heard of?
Speaker 2:that Heard of that Okay.
Speaker 3:We don't have a whole lot of time left.
Speaker 2:Let's go to okay. So let's see if we can find a good one. So right now there's Hoobastank, there's Scary Kids, scaring Kids, which is going to be a fucking emo. The Funeral Portrait Escape the Fate, silent, silent, planet trivium, which I can't wait to see. Yeah, framing hanley of mice and men. Can't wait to see them invent animate I prevail. Trust company jimmy world. Trust company. Trust company dude devil wears prada. Crossfade, incubus, crossfade. I hate incubus. I don't know, I didn't know crossfade was even like around still yeah, no, wow, they do that.
Speaker 2:Cold right. Silver steam bullet for my valentine, which I can't wait to see. Nice grandson, lincoln park under 036. Mafia on sunday fame on fire. The plot in you corrosion of conformity, falsie from ashes to new gridiron. Cavalera. Shadow of intent. Bad flower candy quicksand this one I think we looked I don't know if we looked it up sand quiz. Uh, sugar bog. What the fuck? Okay, type this in dude okay, s-a-n-g-u-i-s-u-g-a-b-o-g-g. Yeah, dude, fucking crazy name. Dude. Oh, my fucking god, dude.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that's a meanie fucking name.
Speaker 2:Oh, we watched this video too. I remember this, I remember. Do you remember this, dude? We?
Speaker 3:watched this video. We did Remember. Yeah, it's bloody and gory dude, I remember watching this.
Speaker 2:Remember? He Like yeah, it's bloody and gory Dude, I remember Watching this, unless I watched it At work. Maybe I did that, I don't remember. Watching this oh shit that's sick, yeah asking alexandria pain of truth, nails chevelle, which is going to be awesome. I love Chevelle, um Harmsway. Hollywood Undead, which I could give two shits Dude. Hollywood Undead has Almost 6500 people Want to see it. Alice in Chains, which doesn't have the original singer, but they have almost 8000 people Want to see them. Obituary, terror, gwar For the 15 million.
Speaker 1:Gwar.
Speaker 2:Ice Nine Kills, yes, sanctuary terror guar for the 15 million ice nine kills, yes, tsunami, metallica, second show okay, arch enemy, oh, arch enemy, and power trip okay but they got like four stages. I think let me see here on the map, think let me see here on the map. Yeah, yeah, they've got the cathedral stage, sanctuary stage and citadel stage are right beside each other, and then they got the temple stage, which the temple stage is a big one in the, which is where, like metallica's playing okay yeah, so well, that's about gonna do it.
Speaker 3:Uh, do you have any closing remarks?
Speaker 2:yes, just want to say to say I went to Nate's today to get my haircut and it was funny because we're talking about people changing and you know, and people you know being raised a certain way. Because we were talking about some people that are kind of pigs that Nate knew and I said sometimes they're just raised that way. We were talking about some people that are kind of pigs that Nate knew and I said sometimes they're just raised that way. He goes. Yeah, but you can be raised one way and then, like you know, change. I didn't want to bring up my past, you know, and say it. So he goes, you know, he goes like my mom and dad used to say the N-word all the time with my grandpa, but you don't see me doing it.
Speaker 2:I said I still do and chase is sitting there and he and he goes and he goes, oh, he goes, he starts laughing, he goes. Yeah, he goes, uh, he goes. Uh, I said I like black people, but I like to say it too, and he just busted out laughing, dude chase, just looking at me. Dude, because I don't you know, I say whatever dude, no matter on my pocket on the podcast. I don't fucking you. Because I don't you know, I say whatever dude, no matter on my pocket on the podcast. I don't fucking you know, I don't censor myself. Um, I think it's more fun that way and I think it keeps us a lot more edited there.
Speaker 3:It is uh, yeah, yeah, uh, I don't, I don't see the end. We're trying to bring it back. Porch monkey, I've tried to bring it back. We hope you enjoyed our.
Speaker 2:Jigaboo, nignug. Those are all racial slurs. She said she put the sheeny curse on me. What the?
Speaker 3:fuck Randall. What Sheedy curse is a slur? She's just a funny old woman.
Speaker 2:I just thought it was a funny thing she's.
Speaker 3:You know what she did refer to a broken bottle as a digger knife.
Speaker 2:Randall, maybe my mom is racist you think I love that you think, you think that's such a good.
Speaker 3:I like the second one I saw. I love that movie so it is really good, but uh, but yeah, we, uh, we must bid you adieu.
Speaker 2:We hope you enjoyed our go-karts relax me kind of like jerking off at work. Where Alex is you?
Speaker 3:Oh my God, you jerked off on the seat. She got pregnant while you Sonic Temple preview.
Speaker 2:Yes, which I'm going to be going to this weekend. I'm going to be so fucking dead by next week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sonic Temple. Preview Some of the lesser known bands on the card, or on the on the bill, if you will. Uh, so some of them suck some of them are not good and I kind of questioned the uh concert makers for this. So but whatever, I guess you have to have a little schmork is bork for everybody I think incarceration is more death metal, heavy metal, um.
Speaker 2:But here's why I'm really excited about going to sonic temple and, if you're thinking about going to these festivals, incarceration I've been to the past two years and it is on hills, on grass, and it's july, and it's the end of july, yeah, and it's dry and there's dirt everywhere and it's just. It is a miserable fucking time. I fucking. I love to go on to see the bands, but it is just miserable.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Where, and it's, like I said, end of July where we're going to Sonic Temple, which is on flat ground. The whole thing is so the stages are set out on fucking pavement, the fucking shit's in the stadium where you can sit down and shit Cause at at incarceration, finding seats is not a fun thing to do. And then, um, also, it's in may, which is still seventies, 60, seventies degrees, but, dude, that's a lot more tolerable than fucking 90, a hundred at fucking incarceration. So so glad I'm doing this next year. I'm not doing this. I want to see if romstein is traveling and uh, I'd be down for that me and steve are planning a trip dude, so you're more than welcome.
Speaker 3:I'd be down for that. I want to see them so bad yeah so well, we'll let you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me know, because I may partake in that. So all right, dude, yeah because we're gonna make, we're gonna travel. Um told steve, I said shit, dude, we'll let you know. Yeah, let me know, cause I may partake in that. So All right, dude, yeah, cause we're going to make, we're going to travel. Um told Steve, I said shit, dude, we'll just wherever we go. If it's not crazy far away, we'll just drive, throw, we'll take my truck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but yeah, we appreciate everyone who's been listening To us through 171 Episodes. So, uh, what are you doing with your life? Yeah, if you've been here for all 171. You're pretty cool not gonna lie If you're just joining us for the first time.
Speaker 2:Thank you hope you stick around, if you're just first joining us. We talk about all kinds of shit when? You're going, we don't need loads.
Speaker 3:No, we don't need loads. But yeah, we appreciate everyone who listens to us all around the world and we'll see you on the next rip. I'm Jon Brickner and I'm Jason Scherger. Bye-bye, have a good night.