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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 168: Comedy, Chaos, and Pop Culture: Exploring Metal, Movies, and Random Bullshit
Take a wild ride through the chaotic minds of John and Jay as they navigate everything from indie horror films to metal music breakdowns in this unfiltered exploration of pop culture's strangest corners.
The hosts kick off with an enthusiastic analysis of "Finley," a short horror film featuring a hilariously incompetent killer puppet who struggles to murder his victims until they threaten his beloved cat. "I wanted more of this," John declares, praising the puppet's emotional expressiveness while lamenting the short's brevity. Their mutual excitement for this hidden gem reveals their appreciation for unique, creative approaches to familiar horror tropes.
When the conversation shifts to music, prepare for an authentic listening party as the duo introduces each other to metal bands like Wage War and Dead by April. Their genuine reactions—complete with air drumming and spontaneous commentary on pitch harmonics and electronic elements—create an intimate experience that feels like discovering new music with friends. John's confession about screaming along to metal songs in the shower adds a relatable, humorous dimension to their musical exploration.
Television and film recommendations round out the episode, with particular enthusiasm for "AP Bio," starring Glenn Howerton as a disgraced Harvard professor teaching in Toledo. "Dude, the show is so good," John insists, highlighting the similarities between Howerton's character and his iconic role as Dennis Reynolds in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." This leads to a highlight reel of Dennis's most unhinged moments, including his famous Range Rover meltdown.
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Speaker 1:Dude, it's so hilarious, it's so fucked up man, it is dude. If my wife and dad were together and they lived in Ohio, dude, I'd totally make fun of them. I would say the same shit. The only problem is, well, I'm not going there, I'm going to let that go.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Boy, take a dream and turn it to reality what the fuck is a dream nightmare or whatever the from that uh burt wonderstode. Oh my god, take your dreams and turn them into reality nightmares. What the fuck is a reality nightmare, dude?
Speaker 1:okay. So I went home after our last podcast showed Sarah Finley as well, yeah, okay. So just to let everybody know, john and I watched Finley. It was amazing, it was hilarious.
Speaker 3:I wanted, I was, I wanted more. I wanted 90 minutes of that Of just him trying to fuck up. And they, just after a while, they're just like oh man, it's just fiddly, he's just trying to kill us again and it's like he's running dude, he's like he's putting rat poison in there. I love the ominous ending of it like spoiler I, it just sucked my.
Speaker 1:My biggest thing is I didn't I.
Speaker 3:I wanted him to keep being a fault like being stupid at it, right well, I, I think for a, for a 90, I think, because maybe why you felt that way? Because it was such it was only 25 minutes short, like if there was 90 minutes of of character building, of that, and I would laugh my fucking ass off. Just him, just he, never made it, and then what would be funny? He does it by accident at the end yeah, accident, he does it at the end.
Speaker 1:He tries to hang himself, but he's wood. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:well, they can do that during the movie you can do that during the movie, where he's just so upset at himself that he can't kill anybody. He tries to kill himself, but he can't do it because he's he can't do anything right, he's a fucking, he's a puppet.
Speaker 1:So he's actually just hanging there like oh yeah, and that's how you end the movie. Like he gets so depressed, he goes up to the attic and he hangs himself and that's it. But they go up there to check on him and he's just fucking smiling and he's just sitting there swinging dude.
Speaker 3:I love the concept. I did like the idea of you know him, him actually figuring it out because they. It's not because he was threatening or because these these dudes came in and were harming they, it's because they threatened a cat yeah, because he loved the cat.
Speaker 1:So that to me was so funny yeah, he was smiling when they were doing it yeah, he didn't care what they were doing, but Susan the gun at the cat he's like. Oh fuck His smile went away. Yeah, and you know what my question is. My question is did he know how to kill people the whole time?
Speaker 3:Maybe, that's.
Speaker 1:That's the only answer question. It just didn't really click with me. It was like did he understand how to kill the whole time and he just was fucking off with these people? Or was he learning?
Speaker 3:how to kill. I think with a full-length feature he could have a little bit more trial and error until he does figure it out. I think somebody needs to pick that up, Because it went straight from him fucking up to figuring it out, which it was only a 25-minute short. It went straight from him fucking up to figuring it out which I it was only a 25 minute short and I get it. You know there's a lot of stuff in between there that obviously needed to be set.
Speaker 3:It was loaded, yeah, 25 yeah, there was a lot of shit going on, so it was I basically what my takeaway from that is that I wanted more.
Speaker 3:that's, that's all I could. It's like I wanted more of this and it's just, you see, there's the genre of puppets and dolls coming to life and being murder, you know being, you know supernatural murderers and shit that's been done. But this was done in such a really fun and creative and funny way, to the point where it's like, okay, chucky's been done, but you know people are know people like, okay, all you gotta do is kick him, and they did that. It's like he's like it comes out.
Speaker 1:I mean she just goes, boom, just kicks all the things that people say in these movies, like it's a doll.
Speaker 3:How the fuck can you like let a doll overpower you and it's just. And then you know when, when finley tries to wrap the bag around, he's just like his fucking facial expressions. Heley tries to wrap the bag around, he's just like his fucking facial expressions. He's like.
Speaker 1:He's like Finley Are you done, yet, you done, yet. He stops for a second and he keeps going.
Speaker 3:He's like it was so well done and, as I said, that just it's stuff like that.
Speaker 1:You can watch it on YouTube. And it's Finley F-I-N-L-E-Y. Yeah, it's stuff like.
Speaker 3:You can watch it on youtube and it's finley f-i-n-l-e y, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1:I love shit like I love if you're in ohio, it's not the same as finley finley, ohio.
Speaker 3:This was what I thought you said the last time. But yeah, check it out because it's so fucking well made and I mean even for like a small indie film like this. The special effects were actually practical. Now I could tell at parts the acting was shit the acting was not great but, like to me, the star of the show was the doll and they did really well capturing like emotions from a fucking inanimate, you know creature or from a fucking puppet. So yeah, I bought it, I bought into it and it was.
Speaker 1:It was fantastic if they made a whole movie. I would buy, buy it.
Speaker 3:Oh 100%.
Speaker 1:So okay.
Speaker 3:Need more of those.
Speaker 1:Yes, definitely. So you were talking about before we started talking about Dana Carvey.
Speaker 10:Oh yeah Doing.
Speaker 1:Biden oh yeah. I want to see this because I don't know if I've ever seen it that dude's had a fall from grace. Dana Carvey fuck.
Speaker 3:He has a podcast now. It's him and um uh, not rob schneider him and him and ours no, uh, one of the other sl people. Uh, joe, dirt guy oh, david spade yeah, him and david spade have they look the same. Yeah, him and david spade have a podcast oh my god, this is gonna be good.
Speaker 6:Come on, come on. Hello everybody, thank you for the press for joining us to document this very important presidential transition meeting. I'm being serious right now.
Speaker 1:Who's Trump?
Speaker 6:dude, it's one of just the big people I'm eager to sit down for a respectful conversation.
Speaker 11:Yeah, get a load of me. Instead of being rude and crazy like usual, it's one of those debate people Just like that meme. Can we put it?
Speaker 6:up side by side, and this is fine.
Speaker 11:It does look like that we love. This is fine dog, all right.
Speaker 6:We're going to ask you reporters to leave so we can meet alone and we're going to talk details. That's right. We're going to have just two boomers here talking about nukes. We lost some. We don gonna have just two boomers here talking about nukes. We lost some, we don't know where they are.
Speaker 10:Anyway, have a good day. Thank you everyone. You can scream your questions on the way out. What's going to happen? How scared should we be? Should I move to Canada?
Speaker 6:Alright, now that we're alone, let's get to work. We're gonna go over that last few months of the NATO briefings. How does that sound?
Speaker 11:Ugh, I forgot how boring president is. Love running, hate being, and I hate the White House. So old, so dated, so many of the carpets are stinky and sticky at the same time. Sort of like being at a Regal Cinemas. Oh my God, for the next four years possibly longer, possibly longer.
Speaker 6:Come on, let's be real man. This place is great. I have so many wonderful memories here, dr dill, hosting foreign leaders, my dog attacking every single one. I brought my party together so much they teamed up and kicked me out. Wait a minute, maybe I hate it here too.
Speaker 11:No, joke, no, joke, no. It's awful, but I can't go back to Mar-a-Lago Joe because Elon is there and he will not leave. It's like what about Bob? He's walking around in his bathing suit showing me videos of rockets and monkeys with computers in their heads. This guy's cringe AF.
Speaker 6:Donald, you're the president now. You can't just say anything you don't want to say. You got to watch how you talk, because you got a lot of power Power pop, pop daddy, p-daddy, p-daddy Riding on a pony. Call him macaroni.
Speaker 11:Wow, what the hell was that? Did you just do the weave?
Speaker 6:No, oh, come on, man, it's my own version of the weave. I call it the wander. The wander or I go there or I come back, guess what no.
Speaker 11:All right. Well, thanks for your advice, but I already know how to do. President, it's all about surrounding yourself with the best people, and I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of all time. They're some of the most dynamic, free-thinking, animal-killing, sexually criminal, medically-dirty people in the country. Who are you thinking about? Well, we've got Elon and Matt Gates. That's an alien versus predator.
Speaker 7:We've got.
Speaker 11:We've got Kristi Noem and RFK Jr. They're killing the dogs, they're killing the bears and Melania will be working remotely from divorce.
Speaker 6:I see what you're doing with these nominations. You're picking a bunch of wacko jackos to test how compliant the Senate will be with your policies.
Speaker 11:Yep, that's what I'm doing. It's all part of a very smart plan that I definitely thought of before. You just said that.
Speaker 8:Mr President, it's not on your agenda, but Matt Gaetz is here to see Mr Trump, all right.
Speaker 7:Okay.
Speaker 3:Oh man, that looks just like him. Who's that? Amy Poehler? Hello.
Speaker 10:Mr Trump, thank you for having me. Yeah, thank you for seeing me, and might I say giggity, giggity.
Speaker 11:Giggity to you as well, Matt.
Speaker 10:I don't want to bother you, you. I just wanted to thank you for nominating me for attorney general, I'm gonna do a great job if anyone tries I don't know who the fuck says sarah sherman what?
Speaker 6:I told my eyebrows freeze come on, you're serious with this guy's guys, give me the ick, I know me too, but too, but I think he's going to be terrific.
Speaker 10:Of course I had to resign from Congress because the confirmation process comes at the busiest time of year for me the holidays Girls' volleyball season. You've got another jacked king here to see you RFK Jr Bobby.
Speaker 3:Alec Baldwin is RFK Jr. Bobby oh, Alec Baldwin is JFK Jr. He did Trump the last cycle 62 degrees tomorrow, bro yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't mean to interrupt you. I just wanted to tell you again I'm so honored to be the head of the Health and human services Department of Americans needs someone to teach them how to be healthy Someone like me, a 70 year old man with movie star looks and a worm in his brain.
Speaker 11:Bobby, I love you. I can't wait to see what you do with this country in terms of health and with regard to measles outbreak, I care deeply about a woman's right to choose to choose to give her child polio.
Speaker 4:I just wish people would take my appointment more seriously. All right, I got to go. I got a dead dolphin in my car. I think I might saw it in half and dump it in Central Park. I'll let you know. Hey, I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks for the job, man.
Speaker 1:I wonder if this is before or after he accidentally shot somebody on set.
Speaker 3:This is after the fact, yeah.
Speaker 6:Let's get serious for a second. I've got to tell you something. I know your campaign was all about retribution, but think of the opportunity you have to rise above and reach across the aisle and use your enormous force of personality to better the lives of all Americans.
Speaker 11:I think we'll be doing retribution, but that's very interesting, you gotta remember this.
Speaker 6:You got off easy. I think we both know if I was in the race I would have beat you like a drum.
Speaker 11:Joe, that's one of the craziest things I've ever heard anyone say, and for that reason I'd like to offer you a position in my cabinet.
Speaker 6:No, can do jack. Need to make uh take a little time off from this place. What do you think you'll do next, joe? Will you retire? I'll do whatever worn down old guy does.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna fight jack, paul dude and then, uh, I think uh, mike myers does elon musk and that was fucking funny too. That's crazy dude. It's like they. Finally, I'm glad they're bringing like old sl people back to do I kind of do these roles so dude, okay, so stick on YouTube. Okay.
Speaker 1:I've been on a wage war kick, like I was telling you the other night Check out Death Roll by Wage War, wage War.
Speaker 3:Death.
Speaker 1:Roll.
Speaker 3:Dude.
Speaker 1:oh my, that looks good, check this song out. This is my favorite song from these guys. Oh, that's fucking nasty.
Speaker 5:This is my favorite song from these guys. Oh yeah, that's fucking nasty.
Speaker 3:I love a good pitch harmonic man.
Speaker 1:I gotta text Sarah and see what that band was called.
Speaker 5:She was telling me the other night, terrified In darkness.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, dude, I like it.
Speaker 3:Dude I love these guys.
Speaker 5:I'm a huge into them and I get to see them next month. Oh, that's sweet dude. I like it good. I love these guys, I'm a huge into them, and I get to see them next month. Oh that's sweet dude. I saw some fucks Swallow you all.
Speaker 7:Drinking you down in a death roll.
Speaker 1:Dude, that pitch harmonics is so good.
Speaker 3:Dude, I can listen to bands put pitch harmonics in their shit all day. It's after the burial shit, I know right, I can listen to that shit all day long man.
Speaker 5:Get down from birth Underneath the dying sun. There can be no future here.
Speaker 1:I got another new band to check out too. Oh, all right.
Speaker 3:Is this another one of the $5?
Speaker 1:No, this one my wife found she was listening to it in the bathroom.
Speaker 3:I'm like holy shit, this is hard as fuck.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like, who is that?
Speaker 1:oh god, that's nasty oh dude, is wage war not badass? They're playing with fucking stained and um and breaking benjamin. Really. Yeah, you know I'm getting a Wage War shirt, dude, it's gonna fucking happen Such a great day for a band-aid too, I guess. I saw him at Ink, I don't remember. Oh, really Like last year.
Speaker 3:I can listen to that breakdown when we're done that's so nasty.
Speaker 1:Yes, dude that's sick okay so the new, the next one, is called and after that I might call my brother. We'll see what he wants to talk on the fucking podcast. Dead by April. My Light is the name of the song that she had, but I want to see what their best song is, so it's called Dead by April. I love Wage War, though that's been my.
Speaker 3:Dude, I like it. That's a good metalcore.
Speaker 1:What I like, okay, I don't know if anybody else does this, and I want to see tony answer me and let me know if you. If you do this too, I'll listen to metal in the shower, I'll listen to wage war and I'll put fucking screaming like being like I won't be screaming in the shower but I'll be like no shit, dude. Um, okay, so I want to see what their top song is. Um, okay, all right. So, um, let me see, here they're, they're number one here. I'm gonna see what song she suggests, because this is the one she was like. My light is, uh, the song that she had me or that was listening to, and I think it's got. Obviously it's got some post part, but, dude, the heavy parts are hard as fuck. I never heard these guys.
Speaker 3:She found them I like the guitar tone. I do too.
Speaker 7:Dead by April. All right, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 5:I like that shit.
Speaker 3:Gotta be a big chorus. Usually it's followed up with some heavy shit. I'm falling faster and faster. My life is crazy. I'm weak, I'm not supposed to be.
Speaker 1:I'm not supposed to be. I'm not supposed to be.
Speaker 5:I'm not supposed to be. I'm not supposed to be.
Speaker 1:I'm not supposed to be. I'm not supposed to be. I'm not supposed to be. I'm not supposed to be. I'm not supposed to be, I'm not supposed to be.
Speaker 3:I'm not supposed to be Speaker 2.
Speaker 7:Yeah, sarah was listening to it in the bathroom Like good who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1:She goes. This is the one I was telling you about. I was like who is it? Yeah, I just texted her and she sent this to me. Oh, come on Breakdown. This is where I'd be in the shower. Just started doing screaming shit behind it, dude, oh man.
Speaker 3:You never know about bands like this which way they're going to go with this.
Speaker 1:I know that's what's exciting. It's like Christmas. They went a little softer. Yeah, I was kind of hoping it would do that.
Speaker 7:Yeah, just start fucking going nuts. I like that. Fucking elements in the dark. Can I find the way out? Oh, this life is a maze. I'm afraid of All right dude.
Speaker 1:So now look up Outcome, outcome, outcome is their number one. Oh, from this band, from that band, dead by April, outcome is their number one song.
Speaker 3:It's probably your Dead by April. That looks awesome Outcome.
Speaker 1:Saw the two dudes fucking facing each other like Mortal Kombat shit dude. Yeah, I love their techno feel.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love the little electronica elements in the battle. Love shit. That band's used that now.
Speaker 1:Oh, Tokyo Drifting.
Speaker 9:Look at what drifted. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Looks like Seamus.
Speaker 1:I work out where I wanna be the pain I'm getting. Looks like Seamus.
Speaker 7:Change my outcome. Change my outcome. Change my outcome. Never question my decision making, never doubt myself. I'm a beast in the making. I keep my feet on the ground, but I observe the changing.
Speaker 1:People say I used to be humble Behind the scenes. Damn, I work till I crumble. The sacrifice is real. What you feel is not always real. A room for emotional fear. I'm a beast in the making. Sacrifice is real. What you feel is not always real. You're all for emotional fear. I'm out of here. The bass line is fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:I was going to say that bass line is meaty, Meaty as fuck. It reminds me of like Breaking.
Speaker 1:Benjamin. Linkin Park Meets Linkin Park. Yeah, I feel it too Like the singing sounds like Chester and the rapping. If you wouldn't Dude, if you would have just played this for me, I would have said Linkin Park.
Speaker 3:It feels old but new at the same time. With the electronica, yeah, this feels old, but it has a new. It feels new, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1:I would think it was Linkin Park, but I would question it when they started just basically singing Right. Oh okay, kind of like a kid questions his heterosexuality, yeah.
Speaker 10:Yeah.
Speaker 9:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I love that. By the way, wage War, does that a lot? What blacks.
Speaker 9:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Black yeah, dude I love it.
Speaker 3:They're well-placed, dude. I saw a shirt on Amazon that said black in the death core lettering, but it was on a picture of like flowers and cutie, black, black uh this one has three million views I want to check that one. I just want to hear one more from these guys because I'm on board. Oh, that's breaking. Benjamin 100%, right there, just a little harder.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking Terminator.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's like Linkin Park meets Breaking Bad. Would you let go?
Speaker 10:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Dude, these guys are awesome. Big big course, big big choruses.
Speaker 1:yeah, I like it see, when I listen to these guys in the shower, I'd be fucking doing that like screaming behind them yeah, like, yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, with the cleat vocals, with this screaming behind him. Yeah, like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I love that. Yeah, with the Khalid vocals, with this little screaming behind it. Yeah, that's so cool. I like it because it's like the whole Fast and Furious crew. Yeah.
Speaker 7:You got Johnny Tran rapping.
Speaker 1:That's the guy that didn't like Paul Walker Right. Yeah you're 100% correct on that. You didn't even have your car I give a thumbs up to these guys yes, dude, dead by april is the name of the first song.
Speaker 3:Well, first song was probably my favorite to be honest, first song was my favorite, the one that sarah pointed out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's good, what was that one called? It was called my light or something like that. Here I'll pull it back up because I got fucking uh sarah's text message my light by dead by april. By April was the first song, the second one was Outcoming and this one was probably the second Break, my. Fall was this one. It's the most popular. But yeah, the first band we listened to was Wage War and it's called Death Roll.
Speaker 3:Oh man those guys are awesome.
Speaker 1:Dude, and no joke if you get into Wage War and start listening to their shit. They do a lot of those Blah, blah Dude. I fucking love it Blah Because they're well-placed and they have the echo on the end of them, dude. Blah.
Speaker 3:So I see Babymetal because it's in my recommendations, because I listen to them a lot, but I saw that Babymetal's going to do a really yeah that's gonna be epic you know, I'd like to see, I'd like to see this dude right here.
Speaker 1:Bring this to life. Yeah, baby metal. Collab with harabi yeah, that'd be badass and alex terrible everybody dude and then you know what, let's throw eskimo cowboy yeah, why not?
Speaker 3:let's bring them back. Yeah, let's do it. That is a turducken of awesomeness right there, but we got to take a break, though Damn already Already, and we will be right back and stay tuned for more goodies. Listen, dumb fucks. We love you. Just kidding Assholes.
Speaker 1:Damn, pull them covers out. I smell a little something. Smells like chicken in the sea down there. Little poor moon coming up tonight shining through the trees, crickets are singing, so are the crabs. Everybody's got a breeze. Baby, get ready. Across your field where they turn their crack by the old stump row, I'm gonna lick you in a special place that nobody knows. Baby, get ready.
Speaker 7:Ooh.
Speaker 1:You and me we're going fishing in the dark. Gonna stick my wiener in your fucking dirt start. It's cool, yeah, gross. You flood like a river in the full moonlight while I'm licking your pussy in the middle of the night, Just moving slow, Staying all night through. I can't wait till I fill that puss with goo. God damn that's a stinky crotch.
Speaker 7:Spring is almost over and summer's coming, goo God damn, that's a stinky crotch.
Speaker 1:Spring is almost over and summer's coming, so will I. I can't wait to cream me nudges right in your pie. Baby, get ready. Yeah, hope you took your plan B, bitch, and it don't matter if we sit forever and your fish don't bite. Jump in the river and cool ourselves when I'm fucking you. Right, baby, get ready. What the fuck is this shit on my tongue? You and me, we're going fishing in the dark. You lie on your back. Let me lick your ass real quickly, slow. I'll cream like a river in the full moonlight. You'll be moaning and a-honing in all the night. Just move and eat. Let's go Honing in all the night. Just moving in, let's go.
Speaker 1:Staying all night through. I'm not wasting any of this night With you and me. We're gonna fishing in your pussy. In your pussy I'm sticking my penis in. You're gonna blow, god damn, that pussy tight, lickety, splickety, stick in my dog. I'll feed your ass. I'll lick your bum. It's probably cleaner anyway. You and me go fishing in that puss.
Speaker 4:Gonna get it all nice, wet and juicy and I can't wait to fuck you later, bitch.
Speaker 1:You make me a river in a cold moonlight. I can't wait to bend you over. Fuck you right. You get this dick First of all. If you're gonna tell me I ain't getting no pussy after I ate that dirty snatch, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 9:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast. It's Every Day with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 1:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on the dirt button.
Speaker 9:You got that motherfucker. Now check it out welcome back.
Speaker 1:Hope you enjoyed that fucking podge podge of shitness, that chaotic chaosnessnessness. Yes, and I tell you what, if that teaches you anything ladies, clean that snizz, that is your biz.
Speaker 3:All right, that is your biz.
Speaker 1:It should not smell like fish or whiz. You got to get down there and clean your snizz. I like that so I can jizz, so I can jizz, yes, okay, so as we get into the second half of this motherfucker, oh, oh yeah, go ahead, dude.
Speaker 3:What's up? So I I told you the other day I was watching felix the cat the movie. Yeah, horrible, it's a horrible. I loved it as a kid, and I know I don't. I asked you if you ever watched it as a kid. I don't think you did. Did you ever watch that as a kid?
Speaker 1:uh, felix the cat I did not okay oh yes, I guess I did yes, okay, if you've ever seen felix the cat.
Speaker 3:What was the other one was it? Was it a perverted? Was it perverted? Wasn't there wasn't felix the cat, kind of perverted and gross you know, he tried to make jokes and they just never land oh, okay, because I watched another one that was like it was fits the cat, fits the cat.
Speaker 1:You remember that it was Fitz the Cat, fitz the Cat, you remember that? Yeah, it was really nasty, yeah, okay, so we had two different movies that were on Two different things, yeah. Mine was more like deprived.
Speaker 3:I'll play a clip real quick from the movie. It's bad, but I loved it as a kid. For some reason, I'll just play the trailer.
Speaker 2:Fuck it, he's the dreamer who charmed the world, the hero who never gave up, the clown who became one of the most beloved characters in animated history. And now Felix is a major motion picture.
Speaker 11:The cat is back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the cat that made a clock.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he made a clock. Let me try to find a clip here.
Speaker 7:Okay, maybe this.
Speaker 1:So the shitty cool world.
Speaker 3:Look how bad the animation is.
Speaker 11:I always thought Felix should be on the stage, the first stage out of town. It's like shitty cool world.
Speaker 1:Look how bad the animation is so bad I'm not going to play this whole thing. This is like if Power Rangers were animated. What year is this movie?
Speaker 3:though 1985, I think. What year is this movie though? 1985, I think I don't believe I said that. So anyway, my whole point is that there's a song the soundtrack is actually okay there's a song that's been stuck in my head and it's so deliciously 80s, and I'm not talking like good 80s, like so deliciously bad, it's good 80s. Which one is? Is it Dude? I don't know. So this is like the villain entry, like. So the main villain is this Darth Vader fucking wannabe. He's called the Duke of Zild, he's like the uncle of the princess of this neighboring kingdom. So his introduction to the movie was this just fucking song, and it's so deliciously 80s this is like porn music from the 80s.
Speaker 3:It's so bad I, I love it, the two girls, still, of course, the. You know what this sounds like what's that?
Speaker 1:Dude? This sounds like David Bowie's fucking song. It does. From Inglourious Bastards. Yes, yes, gasoline, hey dude, yo Pull Up Gasoline. By David Bowie Dude from Inglourious Bastards. It sounds just like, yeah, bowie dude from Inglourious Bastards. It sounds just like, yeah, putting out fire. Yep, you're right and you'll hear it. This is from Inglourious Bastards. When she's getting ready for the Nazi party at the theater.
Speaker 5:And I like how it's called Cat People.
Speaker 11:I'm so green.
Speaker 4:I can stare for a thousand years.
Speaker 7:Colder than the moon.
Speaker 1:Glenn Tarantino was genius putting this in there. Dude, it's such a good song. I mean obviously way past that time.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and I've been putting out fire.
Speaker 1:With gasoline. With gasoline.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it does. Holy shit. You're right, dude.
Speaker 1:See these eyes so red Dude it's wow, red, like jungle, burning bright, dude, dude, it's Wow.
Speaker 3:Dude, he's got the same melody. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Duke of Zillow, of course, dude.
Speaker 1:That's fucking crazy, that's what I thought of when you were showing it to me or showing it to everybody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so in the movie he introduced, like that's how the villains introduced with this really really fucking crappy 80s song.
Speaker 1:I love that shit.
Speaker 3:I love it, though. The more cheese, the better. It was cheesy, I love it, though.
Speaker 1:That's all I know I'm more cheese the better.
Speaker 3:It was cheesy, I love it and it's just dude it's. It's so good and it's like I want because my brother put it on our movie server. I'm like oh, felix the cat, the movie. I haven't watched this in like 30 years and I watched it like man this.
Speaker 1:This was so much better than a hidden gem, dude. And nobody talks about the brave little toaster.
Speaker 3:Nobody talks about that fucking movie, dude. Justin put that on our server too. I've been meaning to watch that as well. That movie is awesome. That is a movie nobody really talks about. There's some scary fucking parts of that movie, dude. There is, dude, the part where he jumps and he saves the master and he gets crunched up in the fucking gears. Dude, that's scary. That was fucked up. Sad as fuck. And when the air conditioner goes fucking short circuits and shit.
Speaker 1:Or when kirby eats his own fucking cord oh, there's so many fucking parts like that, a lot of product placement in there. Kirby, yeah, kirby yeah. I remember we had one of those fucking things. Six, eighteen hundred. Oh, did it the lamp?
Speaker 3:did the lamp get electrocuted? His bulb fucking burns out or gets popped out and shit.
Speaker 1:Then he got brought back as the Pixar.
Speaker 3:Disney gave him a job as the Pixar. He was out of work for a while. Wow, you know what? I never made that connection, and I'm glad you did. Pixar was his grandkid. Oh, okay, okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 1:Made a bunch of nightlights and they grew up to be lamps.
Speaker 3:You're worthless. The song where, like, all the cars are getting compacted and shit. At the end, yeah, it's like oh man, there's so much crazy shit in this movie.
Speaker 1:So, on another note, sarah and I watched a movie together. Okay, if you want to look up the trailer for Mousetrap, mousetrap the Mousetrap, is this an 80s movie? No, it is a 24 movie.
Speaker 10:Okay.
Speaker 1:It's the Mickey Mouse one, oh shit, oh okay, it's the mickey mouse one, oh shit, and uh. Yeah, we watched that the other night and it was actually. I didn't think it was too bad.
Speaker 3:the ending kind of sucked oh because, is it mickey mouse technically in the public domain?
Speaker 1:yes, and what's funny is okay. The beginning sequence of the mouse trap is hilarious because they do the Star Wars fucking lettering and it says we are in no way shape or form involved with any Disney products. We love Disney. We really, really, really do love Disney. We would never, ever, ever impose on Disney None, I swear. None of these things are with Disney. And it keeps going and it goes. Also, the scrolling text is in no way shape or form involved with star wars dude, it is, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Good, yeah, after this you want to play that beginning part?
Speaker 11:these are the best party that we can throw the acting again has to be horrible.
Speaker 3:I can already tell within 10 seconds of this trailer.
Speaker 10:There's blood all over the jungle gym Blood.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 4:Acting.
Speaker 3:Acting.
Speaker 7:I think they got.
Speaker 1:Steamboat Willie. They do. They play Steamboat Willie on Carcino acting. Haha, I think that's Steve O Willie. They do they play Steve O Willie. I don't like Steve O.
Speaker 3:Willie guys, because that's that's what's, it's the public domain, technically right, yeah, is that is this.
Speaker 10:Yeah, he's like completely in love with me already. It's totally disgusting. Put the phone down. Put the phone down, please.
Speaker 7:I was like dude, I've already started. No, no Turn around, please, jen.
Speaker 9:No, no, oh, oh, die bitch oh oh, fanny's dead.
Speaker 3:What, Like if he was in a horror movie, he'd never say I'll be right back. So they're self-aware, so it is a horror movie.
Speaker 5:Where the hell did he go.
Speaker 3:I think he's Freddy Krueger or something. Dude, I love it I thought it was okay.
Speaker 1:It wasn't the best movie. It got 2.5 out of 10.
Speaker 1:I could see why, 19% Rotten Tomatoes 1 out of 5. Dude, see if you can find the beginning scroll. The best movie. It got 2.5 out of 10. I could see why. 19% Rotten Tomatoes, 1 out of 5. Dude, see if you can find the beginning scroll of this movie, like the scrolling letters of this movie. See if it'll show it. Yes, yes, it'll hear in a second, it'll do the fucking, I think. Does it show in the preview any of the scrolling letters? Maybe it was at the very, very beginning? Yeah, it might be in the very, very beginning. I think it's going to show the intro letters. I think I'm going to show the intro letters. God, that sucks, because, dude, it was funnier than hell.
Speaker 1:Let me see, that's fucking great but uh, god, that sucks it's almost like space balls so another, another movie that we're going to be watching. It's called benny loves you. Oh man, dude, you're gonna love this one dude. Oh my god, I cannot wait. I got this on our on our list. What, yes, what, yes, dude, what is this?
Speaker 9:the bear, he'll kill you all wait, have we seen this already?
Speaker 3:this is like a muppet, like murder movie or something. No, that's not happy time.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's happy okay this is a horror movie. This is benny with an almo looking just for you.
Speaker 2:As long as you have him by your side, nothing can ever hurt you not even a demon's the hallway.
Speaker 9:Apart from them.
Speaker 11:My story begins when I turn 35. Jack, the company want foreclosure on the loan.
Speaker 3:Repossess your house. I have to get this finished. Lots of people are saying you're already finished.
Speaker 11:If you bought this tape, you're a loser. It's time to let go of the past. Do not fear change.
Speaker 3:Embrace it. Oh, oh shit, oh shit, holy fuck dude, that is frightening 79 rotten tomatoes on that one really dude.
Speaker 1:5.6 out of 10 imdb I love that yes, okay. So here's another one, but it's not a movie okay this is a show we've been watching I know you're not huge on it's always sunny. It has nothing to do with always, it's always sunny besides the guy from it's always sunny, it's in it. Okay, it's called ap bio.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, okay, so let me fill you in okay he's a harvard philosophy philosophy professor, okay, who got ousted by another philosophy guy and he hates him and he's pissed. He's forced to teach in toledo, ohio, what he fucking hates it. No joke, they go to a walleye game. They show the walleye on there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he goes. Toledo is the scum of the earth. He's pretty much talked shit about Toledo the whole time. Patton Oswalt is the principal of this high school. Okay, and it's funny, dude. Amazing show, dude. I mean you could point on whatever one you want, dude. I've with sarah and I've been watching this and I don't know it got canceled after four seasons, so I don't know what the fuck happened okay hilarious. It's got a school of rock meets fucking. It's always sunny, I guess, I don't know because it's got glenn howardton in it.
Speaker 8:You almost killed me. What are you doing? So sorry? Let me show you something. Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Alright, everybody, let's go ahead and start to shut up now. My name's Jack Griffin and I don't want to be here. I'm living in my dead mom's apartment while teaching advanced placement biology. I am an award-winning philosophy scholar, but here's the deal we're not going to do any biology in here. Are you seriously never going to teach us biology at all? Maybe Pablo Picasso can come in and teach driver's ed. This week, we are devoting our attention to the psychological dismantling of my academic rival, miles Leonard. Miles happens to be British. He also happens to be adopted, so this week we will practice British accents and whosoever is best will call him, posing as his biological birth mother, and tell him some sort of devastating secret. Go.
Speaker 5:The bookstore at the mall has good espresso milord, hey, not bad. What is this class?
Speaker 7:Hey, where are you going, my lord, hey, not bad.
Speaker 11:What is this class? Hey, where are you going?
Speaker 8:You can't leave these students unattended. These kids are old enough to get pregnant. They can't be alone for two seconds. That's literally the reason they shouldn't be left alone.
Speaker 2:It's Jack, right From Harvard.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Harvard Jack, so it seems like you're enjoying yourself here.
Speaker 8:God no Teaching high school in toledo why have I not heard of this?
Speaker 1:dude, it's on it's on netflix.
Speaker 3:This was on abnbc, it's on netflix now. I mean yeah, yeah dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:um, no joke, sarah and I've been watching it. We're still in the first season. No, when I get home, that's what we're doing. Um, dude, okay, so every day is a whole new. It's like it's always something. Every day is a new episode, okay, so every day he's got a new agenda he puts on the board and he's drawing stick figures and all this other shit. Like, first, we're going to do this, like the one we just watched a little bit ago. He's living in his dead mother's house, okay, and it's all filled with Jesus shit.
Speaker 1:Oh man, virgin Mary's everywhere and all that stuff. He finds out that she donated this Virgin Mary to a statue, or $10,000 to this church for Virgin Mary statue, and he goes that statue is mine, we're going to steal it. So he gets the driver's ed car, cause he doesn't have a car. Yeah and uh, it becomes the driver's ed instructor just to get the car. Pat oswald's like okay, here you go. And he takes three students out of his class they go, steal they steal it.
Speaker 1:And he's sitting at home and he's fucking eating food and he looks up and he's like, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, don't you? And he looks over at the virgin mary picture and he's like, yeah, and then nothing. Like dude, it's funnier now.
Speaker 1:So nuns, come in to the school because they saw the fucking driver's head car take off yeah nuns come into school and they float by the door oh shit, it's scary he goes you think they saw me and he speaks out the door and the one nun goes and then, like they're checking everything, he just like they got him breaking down he decides to give it back because they found a retainer from one of the kids and they're going one by one through each kid.
Speaker 1:So if they find this kid it's, the jig is up. So, dude, it is amazing. So if you want something to like for you and your wife to watch, or whatever dude, funnier than a fuck dude you're checking out, bro, that I I like that.
Speaker 3:That's not so bad.
Speaker 1:God, dude, it does have like reoccurring roles, like there's Patton Oswalt. Patton Oswalt's a goober in it. Dude, it's funny because there's one part he goes he's got like a little keyboard. He's principal, so he's got a keyboard in his little office, yeah, and they come over to him and they give him some bad news I can't remember what it is and he goes over to the piano and he goes dun, dun, I'm like he's all happy Sarah and I bust out laughing, but he becomes one of Toledo's most sought after bachelors.
Speaker 1:like number eight on the list of a hundred.
Speaker 3:Which one's this Best moments from season one.
Speaker 8:I can't, I can't, damn it, sarika.
Speaker 1:He picks on that kid all the time.
Speaker 8:I do not care about biology. We're not going to do any biology in here. Let's go toss them guys. This won't be one of those things where, over the course of a year, I secretly teach it to you Stop writing that down, don't write that down. It won't be one of those things where I end up learning more from you than you do from me. I know more than all of you combined, so that doesn't make any sense. Welcome to AP Bio.
Speaker 2:This is Jack right From Harvard. Yeah, Ooh, Harvard Jack. All right well have you been out on any dates lately?
Speaker 8:Funny, you should ask. I've actually got firm plans to bang my high school ex as hard as I can tonight so he's gonna bang her as hard as he can tonight, not regular hard, aggressively hard.
Speaker 2:So it seems like you're enjoying yourself here. God, no, I'm not.
Speaker 8:I went in high school in Toledo. Sweet bizarre car you gonna be okay, not with that name on it no Ah.
Speaker 8:How'd you know? I didn't. I didn't Hand to God, I did not know. Oh man, I could really, I coulda really hurt you Woo. Oh man, all right, I could get arrested for something like that. Dude. Shut up immediately, quickly finish shutting up everybody. All right guys. Great update. No, you only care about yourself, jack. Technically, deep down, we all only care about ourselves. Psychological egoism. Well, you know what I happen to care about this school.
Speaker 9:But yeah, you don't respect that and frankly, I don't think you respect me. Oh, come on, ralph, you know we cool?
Speaker 8:No, I don't do that Are we cool, are we cool? It's not like I don't know what you guys are thinking. Anyway, Anthony's over there. Like I'm judging Anthony, you know Victor's sitting there, like.
Speaker 1:I think this may have gotten out of hand, Mr Griffin I think it has, at the risk of being a permanent virgin.
Speaker 8:don't you think you should come clean and tell Miles it wasn't Devin's fault and Sarika's like?
Speaker 9:I think I speak on behalf of all the nerds in the whole wide world and I say you're a bad guy. Mr Griffin. Sarika's right, as usual.
Speaker 8:Jack, take it easy. Oh, go easy, let's go. Everybody go easy, you know? No, I'm sorry, ralph, but I'm trying to play the game. Isn't that why we're here, to play the game? All right, you know what? You guys are just jealous because I'm going to bring you back.
Speaker 1:We're on that episode right now.
Speaker 8:That's what it stickers out of your buttholes. This week, we will practice and perfect British accents, and whosoever is best will call him, posing as his biological birth mother, who he's never met, and tell him some sort of devastating secret. Focus on taking down the miles display. You will infiltrate the store by getting jobs there and changing the staff pick, thereby giving me some.
Speaker 1:Is this every week? Yes, with these cocky babies. Yes, every episode. So I wasn't able to hit Eggleston, but.
Speaker 3:Dude that's fucking hilarious. He has all these cocky babies fucking ideas.
Speaker 1:They look like James Bond. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3:It's so funny. I love the illustrations of the Blackboard Dude.
Speaker 1:he does this every week, every time he makes one of the kids pretend to be his kid, to devastate him because he's like and then the guy's like oh my son, I can't believe it. Blah, blah, blah. So he ends up hanging out with him at a walleye game. Dude, that's where you see the walleye Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they dude, that's where you see the wall. Okay, yeah, they talk about the toledo zoo and everything else. Dude, I love the like placement. They did film a little bit in toledo, which is kind of cool. That's sweet, that's so funny dude I'm not kidding dude, the show is so good, so good and, if you like, if you, if you do end up liking him okay he acts a lot like his character in it's always sunny I'm not gonna lie dude yeah, he acts just like um dennis reynolds and then fucking.
Speaker 3:It's always the first comment.
Speaker 1:Jack griffin is just dennis reynolds from another universe who's allowed to eat apple skin oh, that's right, dude, okay, so if you want to see that dude, look up fucking Dennis, dennis. Not allowed to eat apple skins, dude. And then I'm not kidding, he flips out. I'm not allowed to eat them with the skin on it, I'm not allowed Right here. Oh, my God, oh, do me a favor.
Speaker 8:Peel this apple for me. Please Watch this.
Speaker 9:No, no, I'm not going to peel an apple for you.
Speaker 8:But Mac always does it for me. Why does Mac peel your apples for you? He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. He says the skin's loaded with toxins. Okay, well, good news, mac's not here, I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me, Please, please, oh Jesus.
Speaker 9:Just eat it with the skin. I'm not allowed. I'm not allowed. If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way that Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me, give it to me, I'll do it the way that Mac insists. Okay, I'm not allowed.
Speaker 1:I'm not kidding, dude. Some of the shit, okay, so like just a prerequisite on that, Our Mac and Dennis were our roomies and they're really close.
Speaker 1:Mac becomes gay. So he hits on Dennis and Dennis is like no dude, I'm not gay, leave me alone. But the roomies in this episode they end up breaking up because D, his sister, is like do you ever think that it's weird that you guys can't go an hour without saying anything to each other? You guys are codependent on each other and they think about it and it gets in their heads and they're like break up.
Speaker 1:So he ends up living with Dee and then right after this part, charlie comes in and Dennis is all excited because he's got somebody to hang out with. He's like Charlie's in the house, charlie's in the house. They start dancing toward each other and he's like, hey, you want an apple with no skin. He's like, yeah, sure, I'll take an apple. And he goes d one more apple skinless. And she goes you make your own goddamn apple, charlie. Some of this shit's so good, dude, I'm not allowed to have it. Dude, it's so good I'm not allowed to have it with the skin on. I'm not allowed.
Speaker 1:I'm not allowed dennis like, if you watch the show, dennis would be your favorite, because he is a skit, he's a psycho and there's a part where he drives his Range Rover. Oh dude, do me a solid Look up, dennis Rain flipping out on Range Rover. Flip out, oh my. God dude Yep, there it is. Watch this, this is great.
Speaker 8:Bob, I want to thank you for answering my ad so quickly.
Speaker 11:Well, I really needed a car, and I always wanted a.
Speaker 8:Range Rover, yeah Well, hey, I got to tell you, though, it's not just a car, this is a lifestyle. This is an Eddie Bauer edition tortoise shell interior, supercharged, twin cam, european luxury sports utility vehicle. My friend, wow, yeah, it's a classic. Okay, the only reason I'm giving her up is because I'm ready to turn a page, thinking about getting out for romeo. What do you think? Two seats me and a babe like babes. Bob, oh, yeah, sure, yeah, who doesn't like babes? Yeah, yeah, it's a wonderful machine. I used it to traverse the plains of the serengeti of my life. Now I want that for you, bob.
Speaker 3:That's a great sales pitch right, I'm sorry, are you?
Speaker 6:talking about the car in the river.
Speaker 8:Yeah, Well, it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so what? You think you can pull it out of the river? No, no, what fun would that be? Right, that's not my job, that's your job. I don't want to take that from you. You're gonna love it, yeah, right, but I just I didn't bring a change of clothes or anything. That's not really my fault, is it? You know, I gotta say your line of questioning's starting to annoy me. Oh no, I'm sorry, I just. You know, I thought I was gonna. The car has spoken. I have spoken. You obviously don't get what's happening here, so be gone with you, alright. Alright, there's that anchor coming up again, getting weird and arched. There's another one.
Speaker 1:Another guy comes up and he's like oh, it's a Phoebus vehicle. He's like oh great.
Speaker 8:I'm cool as a cucumber. It's all good.
Speaker 1:He's trying to be calm like keep his pressure down, but he loses his shit. This is the best part right here, excuse me, hi.
Speaker 3:You guys selling the car oh yeah, yes, hi, hi, yeah, I might like to buy it. What do you want for it?
Speaker 8:Well, I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark of the original price, but considering the circumstances I'm open to a reasonable discussion, All right, I mean it is an amphibious exploring vehicle, so it should be fine, right. Yes, yes, absolutely. It's nice to talk to a reasonable man. Now you're a sportsman because you look very fit. Oh, I ski, you ski. Oh, excellent, love skiing. Yeah, do you travel a lot For work?
Speaker 3:yeah, europe, eastern Europe, all over, really, and I assume you'll be taking the car with you on these trips, me. Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm looking for something for my daughter. Your daughter.
Speaker 1:You see her change.
Speaker 7:Safe slow vehicle Starter car Starter.
Speaker 1:Car Starter car he's fucking flipping right now.
Speaker 8:I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves.
Speaker 9:Be gone, vile man. Be gone from me. A starter car, this car is a finisher car, a transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.
Speaker 1:What a weirdo. He is nuts, he is nuts. And there's a part where they go to a fucking high school reunion. He calls himself the golden god and he goes. You were just weird. You called yourself the golden god and you referred to us as all your minions and shit. Dude like he's pretends he's high and mighty and everybody else is a piece of shit dennis reynolds is amazing and I learned to appreciate him a lot more watching these shows.
Speaker 3:It's a finisher car. Be gone, my old man. Be gone, my old man. That is funny, dennis. Reynolds, I think you would love him, dude, but with that said, we are out of time for the day.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I didn't mean to soak up that last half hour.
Speaker 3:It's okay, it's all good, dude, you know what?
Speaker 1:By showing you AP Bio and hopefully you get to watch that dude. Oh my God, dude, it's so funny. Yeah, Dude, that does look good. I just listened to it, yeah.
Speaker 3:so, with that said, thanks for everybody for listening all across the world. You can catch us on Spotify, apple Music, amazon.
Speaker 1:Especially Tony, because he always answers all of our questions. Yeah appreciate you, bud, and I hope you enjoyed skittles, yeah, last week I love skittles man dude, I want to make a whole album of we should, skittles do.
Speaker 3:We should, I tell you what here?
Speaker 1:I want to know if we made a whole skittles album, would anybody be interested in having it? What would be funny is if we did it and we put it on amazon yeah, and just have people listen to listen to it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, dude, that'd be so fucking epic. Uh. Any other departing words before we leave the sea vidig uh, no, I uh.
Speaker 1:I would just like to say, like john said, thank you everybody for listening. Hope you guys got some informative things, especially if you're into metal music and uh, movies and video and stuff. Um, so do we just, I don't know we love doing this is so much easier to talk yeah, doing this format.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you get a little bit of everything from us. You get a little life updates, you get a little perspective on our on cultures did you ever, dude?
Speaker 1:I was thinking, man, and this is just popped in my head and you know I haven't said anything remotely horrible in a while. Okay, and I'm just kind of wondering do you think there were any Negro Jews that were put into the gas chambers, or do you think they thought they were cooked already?
Speaker 3:Like they were like already, they're just pre-cooked. We left this one in too long already.
Speaker 1:This is like a chicken tender. We left in the air fryer too long, so, uh, this one's good, so what?
Speaker 3:what if he wasn't done all? The way, and then like oh well, oh nope, put it back in. It's a little raw still see the whites still see the whites of his tongue. God people people talk about people, talk about people uh, with that said, we're gonna leave you this evening just run it together right at the end yeah, fuck all
Speaker 9:you call you.
Speaker 7:We appreciate everybody and if you're.
Speaker 3:If you were here after that one, then you are awesome.
Speaker 1:So well, if you're after that one, you got like 10 seconds and then you're fucking good to go, yeah you're good to go, so we'll see.
Speaker 3:On the next rip, I'm john brittner and I'm jason. See you later. Later, guys.