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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 167: The Trials and Tribulations of an Aspiring Rapper Named Skiddles.
Ever wondered what happens when a painfully awkward aspiring rapper named Skiddles visits a comedy podcast? Prepare yourself for one of our most bizarre and hilarious episodes yet.
Skiddles—who claims to be "from the depths of hell" but is actually from northeastern Ohio—joins us in studio to showcase his questionable freestyle skills over AI-generated beats. What follows is a cringe-worthy yet utterly entertaining series of raps about everything from dripping on shorts to pizza delivery delays. The awkwardness reaches peak levels when we discover his mom is waiting outside in the car during the entire recording session. His signature phrase "You ever have one of those days..." becomes the setup for increasingly absurd freestyle topics, while his need to "quote" offensive lyrics to avoid "copyright issues" adds another layer of comedy gold.
After Skiddles departs, we dive into our favorite Subway sandwich hacks (double-toasted flatbread is a game-changer) and explore some fascinating music discoveries. From The Plot in You's atmospheric metalcore to Babymetal's collaboration with Poppy, we share our unfiltered takes on current metal trends. We also discover "Finley," a short horror-comedy film about an inept killer doll that perfectly aligns with our taste for offbeat entertainment.
The episode showcases our natural conversational chemistry while featuring one of the most memorable guest characters we've ever had. Whether you're here for the trainwreck freestyle session, food talk, or music recommendations, this episode delivers laughs from start to finish.
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Speaker 2:Let's rock welcome everybody to a new episode. What's going on on? It's Every Day with John and Jay. Hey, yeah, we are back. Episode 1, 6, 7, coming at you.
Speaker 1:We've got a little different format we're going to do today. I think we're going to mess around with Suno.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we haven't messed with Suno in a while. Yes, when we were doing all the nasty songs. Yeah, so we had a ton of fun with that.
Speaker 1:We're doing all the nasty songs, yeah, so we had a ton of fun with that, so we're going to combine a couple things with that, and then we're also going to make almost like the first half, almost like a sketch.
Speaker 2:We're going to have Skittles come back. Yeah, skittles is joining us actually here in the studio today and he's going to go off the cuff. What's? Up guys Skittles, what's going on, buddy. Do guys, hey, skittles, what's going on, buddy.
Speaker 1:You ever have one of those days. I have a lot of days. Well, what in particular do you mean?
Speaker 2:sunday I I have, I have a sunday every week, so yeah, I mean very true. So, yeah, skittles is here in the studio today and he's, we're gonna make some beats for him and he's just gonna, he's gonna go ham on this bad boy, so ham, uh, yeah, yeah. So we're uh, we're gonna uh see what we could come up with, so, uh, create yeah so I'm using sudo.
Speaker 1:This is by far one of the best ai tools you guys ever have a problem with like running out of hammer stuff, uh, yeah, we did, I've, I have, I mean I've run out with running out of ham and stuff. Yeah, we did, I have. I mean I've run out of it in the fridge and stuff.
Speaker 2:I've had ham in my fridge in a while and when you talk, dude, coming to the mic makes it so much easier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, put your face to the mic, oh shit, my bad, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, people can't hear you from when you're way back there.
Speaker 1:So I don't even know what you're doing over there. Just looking at the wall, what's?
Speaker 2:on the wall, just looking at the wall. Alright, well, more power to you.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out of here, man, oh my god, oops, oh yeah man, oh my God, oops, oh yeah man. Well, what an interesting week. It's been so fun. But we'll get to that a little bit later.
Speaker 3:That's a story for another half hour.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so right now I'm just making a.
Speaker 1:So what did you type in for make an?
Speaker 2:aggressive atlanta rap beat. So we'll see. Oh, I spelled aggressive long because I'm stupid does it have to be aggressive? It's against my fucking religion well, like being aggressive is against your religion yeah, I'm like, so I named myself shittles. So like what religion are you though? Oh shit, I forgot to make it.
Speaker 3:Crayola.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that's a religion. Yeah, those are crayons. Actually You're racist.
Speaker 3:You're racist.
Speaker 2:Alright Skittles, I don't know what we got coming up here, so here we go.
Speaker 1:That's okay. Ready to fucking throw that?
Speaker 2:So is it Skittles like the candy, or is it pronounced or spelled any other way?
Speaker 1:It's spelled a little different because I have copyright infringement.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I would have had. It's with Ds oh.
Speaker 2:Ds, so Skittles.
Speaker 1:Like Skid marks in my underwear. Oh Skiddles.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:It sounds really aggressive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not aggressive.
Speaker 1:You ever have one of those days when you wake up on the wrong side of the bed and you rolled over on your dog. I'm sorry, puppy, I didn't mean to cross you.
Speaker 3:This is a really aggressive piece, horrible.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the heck this thing is doing right now, but's, all right, hold tight skittles. All right, if you want to, you can go stare at the wall a little bit more.
Speaker 2:I might just do that yeah, I don't know, just as a title that makes me nervous let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 1:All right, dude, we will. It's thinking about it Nope, hey dude come on back over here, because we're probably going to be running here shortly. Make up your freaking mind, guys. You ever have one of those days where you couldn't make up your freaking mind, guys.
Speaker 2:You ever one of those days where you couldn't make up your mind? Okay, I'm gonna simplify this so we'll see what it does here it's thinking about it.
Speaker 1:luckily john bought stock in this fucking place, so he's got like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got like 2,300 credits because I had the monthly subscription for it.
Speaker 1:This thing's cool as hell though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean like as far as AI goes, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. One of those days where somebody's following you through the woods Me neither. I was walking down the street moving on my locks and moving on my feet, going to the store just to grab a piece of meat. This just said she texted me. She said she's going to cheat. I was like lady. This just said she texted me. She said she's gonna cheat.
Speaker 1:I was like lady, don't be doing that to me, come on over to my house and fucking come and do me. She was like I would like to suck on your winky. I said it's about the size of a baby's fucking pinky. It's about two inches from the fucking balls to the shaft. And I'll give this, I wanna give you this ticket. That'll be my witness when it hits your back hand. I'll put it in your shit list. I like to fuck this in there. Beanie, beanie, butthorse Fussing in your cum slot, doing that shit bitch. Want to check out my fucking cum shot? Want a blast real quick? Then you take a look at my little fucking dick. Then you're like a fucking sick and a deep throat You're going to be my top man.
Speaker 1:You're the deep throat, I'm Skittles and my dick is little. Want to hit you just a little, more than a little. I'll be staring in and tell title lick it in the middle Doing that shit gonna fucking get you bitch. That was fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was really good. Thank you, let's try this other one. That was not bad.
Speaker 1:So shit, give me one second here. You ever have one of those days where you're playing video games all day and your mom's like, put those games down, young man, and you're like, no, we're about to fucking go to level number two. That sounds like a techno song. Yeah, it's almost like I like these, but they're different rapping styles. So skittles, uh, what's one thing you like to do in your, since we're waiting, what's one thing you like to do in your spare time? Well, in my rap style I like to fuck bitches, but I haven't actually had sex with one.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you like to fuck bitches, but you haven't fucked a bitch yet. No, not technically speaking.
Speaker 1:I can only imagine. So when I say fuck bitches on stage, I quote fuck bitches, oh so it's not like slander, so that way I can't be copyrighted Slander or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm waiting until I get groupies and now I'm gonna fuck them. Oh shit, oh shit. You ever have one of those days where you went to take a potty but you dripped a little on your shorts? I can't believe I got the drippies. God, I can't wait to chuck away my little dickies. Put a block in my fucking whitey hands and I can't wait to feel this bitch's justice name Got my little drippy dick. I think you're fucking little sick and you drip like shit. Fucking make me piss. I'm so mad. I can't believe you dripped out my shorts like this man. This fucking piece of shit. Why can't I be even blessed? Like the porn guys that fucking hit they be fucking picking big old kids.
Speaker 1:Now I'm stuck and jerking off like a fucking little bitch, tired of jerking out my fucking penis. Bitches try to come up. Tell me, fucking weenie. They just tell me that I'm little scared of things that mean that I'm alive. They said put your dick away, guy. My winky is so tiny. Bust it up, bitch. Let me put it in your hiney. He says no, don't go there. I said bitch, save that fucking pussy. That's a lot of hair. I can't believe you're yelling.
Speaker 2:Oh, poopy pants, Poopy pants, let's try this other one.
Speaker 1:It's holy shit. It's every one of those days you keep saying that when fucking people are just mad at you and you don't know why Me neither. I just want to be friends. Tell them all to fucking end. Let's just sit, sit. We be typing messages in PayPal, doing shit, but we got to get away now.
Speaker 1:We just want to be friends. Go to the mall, I can't wait. Swingin' slingin' On my boss, wanna licky Dicky on my dicky, get the dick all nice and wet. Make a slicky Quotations is what I do on stage. People come back but they think I'm fuckin' played. I'm like, hey lady, come over here, wanna buy you a shot or maybe a beer? I don't think so, because I'm only 16. Wanna come back, but you're just a little teen, wanna be a fuck machine. Come back, I'm gonna show you the green. Buy a candy gun. Buy a little bit of Snickers. I'm gonna get inside a little Snickers. Is that bad? Yeah, that's not good. A little bit of knickers I'm going to get inside a little knickers. Is that bad yeah?
Speaker 2:That's not good. Please tell me, you've not tried that before I have not. That's why I put it in quotes. So putting it in quotes makes it okay then I guess, I guess that's what happens. Oh my god, please tell me you were not trying to solicit a minor. I didn't get any of that from what happens.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, please tell me you were not trying to solicit a minor. I didn't get any of that from that song, not at all.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, this is okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know that was a little messed up.
Speaker 2:See how you handle maybe a little like new metal or rock rap or something you ever tried that Skittles. You say it's one of those days like it's Limp Bizkit, so I don't know if you listen to that or not.
Speaker 1:I never listened to Limp Bizkit, but I appreciate them because they are another food.
Speaker 3:It's not a food.
Speaker 1:Dude, you kill me, man. Oh my god. God, that was pretty crazy.
Speaker 3:Hold on, it has to think about it Hold on.
Speaker 2:It has to think about it.
Speaker 3:It's never one of those days where you just Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1:It's never one of those days where you're just you're angry at birds because they're getting you up at six in the morning. Fuck you birds, get out of my face, get out of my fire, get out of my face. You're a fucking piece of shit. Three feet didn't get a fucking kiss. Fucking hate birds in their lives Doing their shit. They're messing their own lives. They are so mean. And then tweet, tweet. I'm like fuck you bitch, it's a fucking tweet. These birds started coming at me. This all bring a string of fucking bird teeth. I want to fucking kill all the birds, shoot them with a pellet gun. That's what you fucking heard. These birds, they want to fly away. I don't usually rap over new metal stuff.
Speaker 2:Well, I just tried to throw you off a little bit.
Speaker 1:That was interesting.
Speaker 2:I tried to get you out of your comfort zone a little bit.
Speaker 1:Skittles is cool with just doing, trying new things, like I tried M&M's comfort zone a little bit. Skittles is cool with just doing, you know, trying new things. Like I tried M&M's. They were okay. So do you do any like singing or is it all just rap Skittles? I just like I like to rap. That's my favorite thing to do. If I had to choose a favorite thing, it'd be rap and bitches. So have you ever had a girlfriend before? Since you speak about bitches all the time, I just I talked to one once and they were like they said, hi that's it.
Speaker 2:They just said hi to you.
Speaker 1:First step, man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that. What's the yeah the first? It's just initiating the conversation, so have you ever like okay.
Speaker 1:So on that, have you ever kissed a woman All the time? My mom, I kiss her all the time, so I kiss her all the time. I kiss her goodnight all the time. You ever have one of those days where your skateboard breaks while you're just cruising the LA streets? Me neither, but I'm gonna rap about it. I'm just cruising one day on my wheels and then I bust a pop fly One that hits the heel.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that turned off. I was on this, I was hitting it, I was fucking nailing that shit. So, so, kissing your mom Skittles, do you ever get a boner? That's a good question. I plead a fifth. I'm not saying a damn thing. I quote boner. I quote. I don't know if I have or not, but I don't want to be shabby. Copyrighted for boner, for boner, I don't think, I don't think I want to be Now listen.
Speaker 2:I don't think people have a copyright on boners.
Speaker 1:My mom has really soft lips. She's awesome. Oh my God, I'd like to give a shout out to my mom.
Speaker 2:I love you, mom.
Speaker 1:I hate all of them. These beats are not bad.
Speaker 2:I hate all of these. Beats are not bad. I hate Skittles.
Speaker 1:You ever been arrested In real life or in great In real life? No, I have not.
Speaker 2:Oh. Have you committed any crimes in your life?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Bunches of them.
Speaker 2:Oh really not. Oh, have you committed any crimes in your life? Yeah, bunches of them. Oh really yeah. What kind? Besides soliciting a minor?
Speaker 1:Okay, let me ask you this Is this a safe room?
Speaker 3:I don't have to worry about.
Speaker 2:No no, the police aren't going to come in. No, we're not. We're not going to give you up. It's fine, you're okay.
Speaker 1:One time my mom threw the change on the table on the dining room.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I went in there and I took a nickel. You stole a nickel from your mother's change.
Speaker 1:Yep, and that was enough to give me a pack of gum. The next day I had 20 cents already.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you just needed that extra five cents to get you to go.
Speaker 1:Yes, I did, but I never told her Till now.
Speaker 2:Till now. What if your mom listens to this?
Speaker 1:You think you'll get in trouble. Yeah, I'll probably be grounded. I won't be able to do anything for a while. I like that. Yeah, sure, one of those days we don't know what shoes to wear with your outfit Me neither so nonsensical. Should I wear that one or this one? I can't wait. I can't wait to see John Grissom. I want to wear this shoe for the Nike Doing that shit, but then I think I might bike. Gee, I want to put on my Pumas. I bust it up. Come up with your Pumas. I want to suck on your toes and lick on a clit, but I don't know. I quote all of it. Dude, that was awesome, that was great.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:I like the fact that when you're rapping, you put in there me neither. I think that's hilarious, that's great.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, I want to be honest with my fan base.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with your fan base. How many fans do you have? Are you on Spotify? Not yet.
Speaker 1:Oh, not yet. I'm hoping you guys can shoot me off into superstardom.
Speaker 2:I think we. Hopefully this podcast can get you there, but I can't make any guarantees per se.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pop me up to superstardom.
Speaker 2:Are you working on an actual album? Because if your album's anything like your Freestyles here, I think the whole world is in for an obvious treat.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, Sean. I think everybody needs to hear what Skittles has to say.
Speaker 2:And I'm so tired. I mean, you got the pulse of the nation, man, it's really true.
Speaker 1:You know, people just think I'm just face value.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's layers to you, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm like an onion here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like Shrek and shit, I'll make you cry. I hope it's with deep, meaningful lyrics.
Speaker 1:Well on this side and beautiful melodies. Well, that's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping all the listeners of your show here will definitely give me a super stardom. Your show here, well, definitely give me a super stardom. Oh shit, you ever wonder those days we got. You want to eat a pickle, but they're all out Me neither Do you have a pickle in your fridge. Oh boy, if you fucking did, I'd go in there and I would fucking eat it. And I tell you what if you tried to steal it, I'd go in there and I would fucking eat it. And I tell you what if you tried to steal it, I'd beat you. Want to eat that pickle, still or sweet, I don't give a shit. Want to eat that pickle. I'm not sharing, so don't ask for a split. Don't want to share my pickle. I sold my mom's nickel. Sorry about that. Mom, can you go to the grocery store and buy some pickles? I want some.
Speaker 2:I want some dill pickles oh man, I like how you incorporated that that nickel story you just told us into the rap.
Speaker 1:That is just next level well, I think raps could be about real life, yeah yeah, definitely it should.
Speaker 2:It should be a reflection of society in itself.
Speaker 1:I've gone through a lot of hardships in my life, like one time I got kicked out of the pool and I had to sit on the bench for 15 minutes. Oh my, those are the trials and tribulations of Skittles.
Speaker 2:Trials and tribulations. Thatittles Trials and Tribulations of. That should be the name of your album Trials and Tribulations.
Speaker 1:Good call John.
Speaker 2:That's a good call Trials and Tribulations Skittles. I would definitely buy that. I would put that on my Spotify playlist, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Maybe one day Drake will be like hey, hey, not like us, or something. Maybe give me one of those days where you order a pizza and it just takes way too long to get to your house. Me neither. I waited one day for a pie. My mom said I'm about to cry. She was so motherfucking hungry. She said hey, I'm not going to cry in front of you. I said go ahead, mom, if you need to do some. But it's going ahead and let him drop. I don't give a fuck. I wanted pepperoni pizza. Now, that would be my luck. I just want the cheesy bread. The sips going to my head. I said. If I don't eat for the next five minutes, I'm going to be laying here dead. Bloody Red says the sauce. I want this. What's the cost? About $45 for a fucking shot. I can't believe how long it's fucking taking y'all. Bring me a pizza. I love pizza.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's your favorite pizza Hot, that's my favorite pizza.
Speaker 2:Hot, that's my favorite pizza, just hot pizza.
Speaker 1:A lot of people like cold pizza. I am a hot pizza guy. Do you have a particular place you like it from? I'm a fan of old pizza, hot pizza, that's some of my favorite. I like eating Chicago too. Eat the Chicago taco pizza. That's good, that's my favorite. I like to eat the Chicago, too. Eat the Chicago taco pizza. That's good, that's my favorite. I love that. When it comes to cheesy bread, marcos, marcos has the best cheesy bread.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Where are you from Skittles exactly? If we're talking to my fans, I'm from the depths of hell, but talking to the audience I'm from about I'm from, like, northeastern ohio okay, you're from ohio, like us, okay, yeah I'm on the other side of uh, on the other side of ohio, so I had to travel a couple of hours to get here. Okay, my mom dropped me off.
Speaker 2:She wasn't very happy. Okay, is she around or is she just? She's in the car waiting. Oh, she's in. Oh, so you're doing this and you got to leave right away.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no hangout, no after parties. There's no after parties.
Speaker 2:Oh, we would hang out more Skittles.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, but I can't.
Speaker 2:I think we got time for a couple more. One more. I hate that.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, man Woo.
Speaker 2:So what are your plans for the weekend Skittles?
Speaker 1:Just like every weekend I'm trying to get. A girlfriend Says every weekend I tell them I'm a rapper and they're like let me listen to some of your stuff and I don't have anything.
Speaker 2:You got to get it to the studio. Get that done.
Speaker 1:Somebody write that down.
Speaker 2:Studio Get that done. Sounds like a rock song.
Speaker 3:Give me one of those days.
Speaker 1:When somebody put a topping on your fucking burger you didn't really want.
Speaker 2:I like that a lot, but I don't know if you can do this. It sounds like fucking Trans-Siberian.
Speaker 3:It does.
Speaker 2:I mean, I asked for angry and it gave it to me. I guess, yeah, skittles, you can't rap over that.
Speaker 1:Well weighing at 305 pounds.
Speaker 2:Batista, it does sound like a wrestling thief. Dude, it does sound like a wrestling thief.
Speaker 1:It's after all, it's a good Tuesday.
Speaker 2:And now entering the ring, the world champion Weighing in at 200.
Speaker 1:Macho man candy cabbage Candy cabbage Candy cabbage. Is he a boy, is he a girl? Transylvania.
Speaker 2:Transylvania.
Speaker 1:You're crazy.
Speaker 2:Transformer. Oh my God, Well, Skittles, I think that's about all the time we have for you today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just got a text message from my mom. She's like I'm still waiting.
Speaker 3:Oh, she's outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's still outside. Oh shit Well.
Speaker 3:Oh she's outside.
Speaker 2:Oh shit. Well, you better get going then. So it's been an honor to have Skittles on with us today.
Speaker 1:Yes, thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 2:Have him showcasing his superb freestyle skills with us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, thank you guys. All right, well, I got to get going.
Speaker 2:Bye Skittles, see you guys. All right, well, I gotta get going. See bye, skittles. See you guys later.
Speaker 1:Bye skittles later. Dude, that guy sucks. Uh, he's something that's for sure.
Speaker 2:Well, so that was skittles. Uh, I, apparently he's. He's got an album in the works. I don't know what he. He didn't.
Speaker 3:Really I don't think you know how to do it, yeah I don't think he'd do the steps, but I like him, maybe works. I don't know what he did. I don't think he took any steps.
Speaker 2:I don't think he knew the steps.
Speaker 1:I like him.
Speaker 2:Maybe we can help him with that.
Speaker 1:He's not the best, he's not very good, but I like him.
Speaker 2:He seems innocent enough.
Speaker 1:I think we got a whole troupe of it's Every Day with John and Jay All-Stars yeah we got a whole troop of um it's every day with john and jay, all stars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, we got a cab. We have a cavalcade of characters that we we always need to surround ourselves with, and but uh, but anyway, we're gonna take a break. However, we we actually have. Uh, we got someone to buy some advertising space with us today.
Speaker 1:Um, it's somebody. They were on our show last. They were on our show last. Yeah, like a trial. Yeah, they were on our show as a pilot. They were on our show last. They were on our show. Yeah, like a trial.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were on our show as a pilot they were on our show last week and they got impressed and they, they like they wanted to advertise just a little bit about who they are. Uh, I, think we're gonna have them on next week yeah, they actually want to come on next week and I think we could, uh, we could, oblige them. They. They're paying us, you know, money to do that, so they, they want to promote you do their show. I guess they're pretty big in the Big.
Speaker 1:Apple In the five boroughs man, and they want to bring it to Midwest audience and Ohio is a very good market.
Speaker 2:They're huge in the five boroughs, so they want to expand their listenership. So we're happy to do that. We're always open to any new and up-and-coming you know show and we we love to promote them. So, as you can see, we promote skittles and oush. Fit and oush. That's a great business by the way go check out oush fitness.
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Speaker 1:It's Everyday with Jon and Jay. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Now check it out hey, what's up everybody, welcome back. Oh, welcome back. Hope you like that little uh spot. Those two carrots scared the shit out of me. I ain't gonna lie, they do. I. First I thought you said carrots. No, not carrots. Yeah, I don't like carrots. Actually I do like carrots. I like them cooked, though I don't I'm not a big fan of raw carrots.
Speaker 1:I like raw carrots with ranch, but it just takes the health value out of them.
Speaker 2:What Dipping them in ranch?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like smothering lettuce with ice cream. I love ranch, dude. I do too, Can you not? Eat a Totino's pizza roll without ranch? Oh dude, that sounds so good right now.
Speaker 1:Totino's pizza roll with ranch dude.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 1:You know what I had dude for supper? I know you had tuna helper.
Speaker 2:It was amazing, Was that the tuna I gave you? Yes, thanks for the tuna by I was like what you eating.
Speaker 1:You're like stuff.
Speaker 2:Stuff I'm like.
Speaker 1:I'm not trying to eat with you, dude. No, I'm not trying to take your food, I was just this is the way you said that I was like. I thought you were like. I don't know, but it's mine.
Speaker 2:No, I was just being stupid.
Speaker 1:I ended up. I did go to Chipotle because it is Tuesday and the tacos are like those corn shells okay, fucking amazing. They were so good, so good, dude, because you can put whatever you want on them. I just got rice. I didn't get any beans, I got the honey chicken rice. Um, sour cream, which is my, that's my boo-boo. If I could take that away, my fucking shit Would be a lot healthier. I mean Hot salsa, because I love hot, I like the spicy.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And then lettuce, and that's what I had on them and, dude, I'm not kidding, they were fucking sloppy, delicious Goodness. And that's what Joe said he does when he goes there. For all four tacos it's only like 400 fucking calories.
Speaker 2:Really yeah.
Speaker 1:And that's if you loaded them with everything they had Queso and everything 400 calories.
Speaker 2:For all those tacos, for three tacos. For three of them, it's only 400 calories 400 calories. Damn dude.
Speaker 1:It's not bad.
Speaker 2:I may have to get it all. I don't like Chipotle.
Speaker 1:but I think like, let me, I'll buy your Chipotle. That way, if you don't like, if we go, like, if you want to go next week, let me know and I'll buy your Chipotle, dude. I'll let you try that shit out, dude, and if you don't like it, you're not out any money.
Speaker 2:It's very true, you have to have some bite, you have to put some things on to have taste, because when I go to Subway I get grilled chicken on flatbread and I load it with it, but I like one little smattering of mayo, which is the one bad thing I do with it. It's tough, it's, it's I had, it's just I could sacrifice a hundred more calories for for that. I'm okay with that, because my sub at subway is only like 600 calories and I, that's fine, I'm okay with that, because I won't eat, because I only eat six to seven hundred calories a meal anyway. So look, give or take 100 calories, you know.
Speaker 1:so it's, I'm okay with that what I do when I go to subway. My favorite sub and it's perfect because it's high protein and the calorie counts really low yeah I get the egg, ham and cheese on um flatbread oh, and they never really had their breakfast, it's really good really. They make them all day.
Speaker 2:It's high in protein and it's uh, you get breakfast all day, yeah, really yeah, at subway. I didn't know that. No shit to do that dude. Oh, I didn't know they had they had breakfast.
Speaker 1:What I love about where we are right now, subway is right down the road, it's right down my, so when sarah sarah has been on a subway kick, so it's awesome.
Speaker 2:We just drive across and we're over. It's not where we are right now. Subway is right down the road.
Speaker 1:It's right down my house, so when Sarah has been on a Subway kick so it's awesome, we just drive across and we're over there. I love Subway breakfast. It's really good, I love it.
Speaker 2:I just fear that it's just fake. It would just be like fake frozen shit. But if you say it's good, it's really good, really Okay, really really okay you know what I have them do I have them double time.
Speaker 1:Cue it like double because when it crisps up that flatbread or it gives you a crunch. I love that, dude.
Speaker 2:I love that crispy flatbread, tell you get them on the ends like yeah, and it's like by the time I get, it's just that good crunch on that I love that dude.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna do that next time I get a sub with the flatbread I was very happy I did that cool.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know you could do stuff like that. Yeah, interesting. I did try that as an indulgent moment. I did try that nacho one. Oh yeah, the chicken nacho Fucking amazing and it's not bad.
Speaker 1:I think it's like 800, 900 calories or something like that, but for a whole sub. Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 2:I, uh, I was. I loved it. I if, if I had, if I could do anything more to it, I'd add more nacho cheese to it, because I wanted more of that, because I, uh, dude it was, it was really good though you know what they did?
Speaker 1:it's not even nacho cheese, it's, it's, it's cheddar cheese yeah sauce, but the sriracha mixed with that not makes kind of makes it feel like a nacho, and then you got the fucking sub crunch. Yeah, it's good it's.
Speaker 2:It's got a good flavor.
Speaker 1:It does.
Speaker 2:It's not overpowering, though, Because sometimes when you do shit like that, it could get overpowering, but it was just the right amount of heat with the flavor it's fucking good. So I was like dang dude, this is 100% awesome. Yeah, that's great Because you told me about it and I'm like dude and I never brought that fucking.
Speaker 1:I ended up throwing the fucking thing away.
Speaker 2:Dude, you said that, and then it's like I can't forget, we never got them together. The next day I went and got it. So I'm like, okay, I got to try this fucking soap, oh good. Yeah so it was like literally the next day it's and I was like I got to try it fresh, it was awesome, I loved it, you know. So I was like, yeah, this fucking rules.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's been a blast man. So, everybody, if you've been following on Facebook, I know we've been talking about the local game store that I worked at, that kind of shut down. The Saga, the Saga of Levelupe Levelupe, I love it, it's your baby. But no, we did get some kind of good news. We're like no joke. We're about a cunt hair away, nice, from knowing what the fuck is going on. We need that one fucking phone call to come through how impatient are you right? It is horrible dude.
Speaker 2:How agonizing is this right now.
Speaker 1:You know what's really helped me is that I've been busy doing everything else yep so, um, it's kind of nice. I just wish it was nicer out so I can go golfing yeah since I got this goddamn membership that I'm going to be paying $270 a month for.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. Is it supposed to be nicer this weekend? Maybe.
Speaker 1:I got to DJ both days.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, that's right you told yeah, you're DJing a friend's birthday party, right.
Speaker 1:Yes, his mom's.
Speaker 2:Marion Fontaine. The dude, yes, the mustache marauder. The handlebar haberdasher.
Speaker 1:That's what it is dude. I love it. Fucking dude man. He's awesome. Um, yeah, let me see here dude, amy, amy surprised.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you're right, it is 70.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, I thought so it's a surprise party yeah oh, okay, that's cool I told him no travel fee because it's him and it's going to be at the American Legion American Legion, so that'll be kind of cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, so that'll be nice. The Nikes are cool as fuck. They're really good people.
Speaker 1:I'm probably not going to rock subs. I think I'm just going to do highs.
Speaker 2:There's no point, dude, if it's not, if it's not a wedding, and you're trying to impress people.
Speaker 1:I'm doing a fucking party dude.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I mean, is there any way you could maybe just turn it down a little bit, or well, even then, like it's still, high still hit the base still hit the base good oh, dude, it's nasty. My evs are so fucking I didn't know how good your oh shit dude they're fucking, they're legit nice, okay, yeah yeah, I oh you should have hurt my shit, okay.
Speaker 1:So I dj'd my first uh wedding of the year this past weekend. Uh, this was at the historic octagon house, which is outside of clive green springs beautiful venue. Was there a cage in there? No, that'd be awesome. Welcome. Welcome to the Octagon son Fucking four Christmases.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, welcome to the Octagon, jon Favreau.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But anyway, beautiful venue, dude, like it's just gorgeous. They give you the whole house, the garage and the barn and everything garage and the barn and everything and if you uh, rent it like you get it from thursday through sunday for four grand for everything, not wow the whole house to stay as well.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you can be in the house, go across and decorate your fucking barn and then go back to bed or whatever you don't have to worry about. Or when you saturday night, when you're drunk as shit, you go back to the house and stay in the house okay, um, that's cool that they give you access to that or they give people access to that. Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because probably when you're tired, you don't probably want to fuck with anyone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you don't want to drive home drunk, so you get fucking shit wasted walking across the goddamn park. That's a good point, but no joke, the bride was super cool, but dude, the I love the bride was super cool, but dude, she was a bride that didn't really show emotion very much. She's very straight faced, but I'm telling you what she did not hide when she was not very happy. So the funny part of it is I didn't read the shoe game questions. I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm kind of a pro after 15 years.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she had her mother-in-law fucking do it, so this lady's like all right, so it starts off really good. Hey, who takes longer to get ready? Who is a night owl? Who does this and then all of a sudden it goes. What's your favorite dish?
Speaker 2:That's not a yes or no. You're right, that's not a groom or bride question. It has to be groom or bride, yeah.
Speaker 1:Who does this more? Who does this? Who does this?
Speaker 2:Nope, like she came up with the questions herself. I think so. Not the bride, no, no, the mother-in-law.
Speaker 1:But the bride was facing away from the mother-in-law and she goes these questions are horrible. You can hear her on the floor saying this stuff, dude. And I'm looking at her and she's just like dude the the, the glare on her face could cut metal, dude, it was so bad it was, it was bad.
Speaker 1:Dude like I didn't know how good I did, because I've never had a wedding where the bride asked me to tell people that if they want to leave, they can leave. She had me do that, so I've always had a brides that wanted to keep everybody there, but she wanted all the old people to get the fuck out so she could party, because one of the songs she wanted was no hands yeah, by walk of life, and it's a nasty song, you know I'd say after.
Speaker 2:I mean, isn't there kind of like an unwritten rule like after maybe certain time, if you're there past a certain time.
Speaker 1:Well, I announce it too. I can always announce it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like you're kind of there at your own risk. So if you get offended by modern day music, that's just too fucking bad. You know it's what. Like you know you want the party going. So usually when you start playing those songs usually the old people will clear out automatically. You know they'll start kind of like usually after dinner and maybe what. An hour after dinner the old like usually the old people and families start to kind of waver off yeah it's usually how it goes, I would assume.
Speaker 1:But all right, dude, get the fuck out of here. So I've got something for us to watch right now. Oh, okay, this is a little different story, so I'm going to YouTube and then look up Finley.
Speaker 2:Like the town.
Speaker 1:No, Finley F-I-N-L-E-Y movie.
Speaker 2:Oh Christ, this looks fucking scary.
Speaker 1:Well, how long is the movie? It's 25 minutes yeah, we.
Speaker 2:There it is.
Speaker 1:Right here, watch this shit, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh hell no. I'm scared of dolls, but Dude hell. No, it's a big Triloquist doll.
Speaker 3:Dude.
Speaker 1:He didn't plug it in what the fuck that tries his best, dude, he's horrible at it.
Speaker 3:Dude, he's horrible at it, no, no.
Speaker 2:So he's a puppet that's just really bad at killing people, not the cat, so he gets better at it I don't know, but I saw it on my like facebook stories.
Speaker 1:I'm like dude, dude. I look up the funny parts. I don't. Is there Finley like funny parts or something? I don't know? There's got to be a funny fucking parts of it, dude, or some shit. Dude. No, chris, little shit's trying to put rat poison in the food again.
Speaker 3:He just waves. This dude is like a cat.
Speaker 1:He sprayed him. Is that what?
Speaker 2:he did was spray him. Yeah, sprayed him with the fucking-.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, he finally did it you too?
Speaker 1:good for your box. Take this out. What the hell did you?
Speaker 2:do. This is 100% pure Egyptian polyester. You're sleeping outside tonight, Ken, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You're going to take the blame for this. Oh really, Smell it.
Speaker 1:Why don't you just go back to the attic and stay there, your worth is double Dude.
Speaker 2:I want to watch this so bad. I may watch this tonight after we're done. Yeah, dude, I'm down.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, dude, we might watch it together we should watch it in the living room, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, dude, dude, you got the YouTube in there, yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude, I love the concept of this. It's just a doll that's just not very good at killing and just it's just kind of a menace. But they're like I assume something happens to the, to the couple that finley has to kind of like get his shit together and maybe help them or something I'm. I assume that's maybe where the plot was headed, because it looks like there was actually people in the house that were supposed to be there and finley was trying to go against them. So that's maybe where the plot was headed, because it looks like there was actually people in the house that were supposed to be there and Finley was trying to go against them. So that's what I do. I absolutely love that idea of just a really inept killer doll, but then he actually has to learn. It's almost like a twist on like a seed of Chucky, but it's done more straight laced instead of like kind of goofy or I like that it's.
Speaker 1:It's like seed of chucky was like what the fuck is going on yeah this one is like you know what you're supposed to.
Speaker 2:It's like we're stupid on purpose yeah, it's, yeah, yes so yeah, so it's like a comedy, but it'd be cool if the if it climaxes where finley actually starts killing people and he actually figures it out and then like there's some sort of twist ending where he either he kills the couple or he fucks up again at the end. I don't know something like that. You could go so many different directions with this. It's to me it's so much better than just. I love these stupid spoof movies that we're finding dude, I dude. Oh my god, it's been so awesome.
Speaker 2:And I find these movies more engaging to say, oh my god, it's a scary doll, it's super, it's super. You know it's scary and it's got powers and oh, he's still creepy. He is creepy as fuck, though don't get me wrong, it's a ventriloquist doll. Those things are scary looking, but the comedy is just. The comedy is just exacerbated by how fucking horrible he is at it. That's what makes it funny to me. You got this legitimate scary looking doll just doing stupid shit, almost like a pet, but it's trying to. It's almost like stewie griffin in a way. It kind of like like early family guy, like season one family guy, where stewie was just trying to kill lois but he just wasn't good at it.
Speaker 1:I missed that. Yeah, I hate it when he just turned gay, turned gay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah I don't know what, what the fuck. Yeah, I like, like the first few seasons of what stewie was a lot of those cartoon shows evolved like that yeah, because remember.
Speaker 1:Okay, so back in the simpsons days, and I know you'll know this right bart was the center of center of attention now it's homer.
Speaker 2:Now it's homer, it's more homer, homer yeah, there's actually like a graphic that has like what the Simpsons used to be each family member and what they are now. It's like Lisa's the whiny liberal and Bart's the see if I can find that graphic real quick because it was actually kind of apt. So I don't know what I'm going to search for. Simpsons.
Speaker 1:It's going to show up like Marge Simpson nude or Sipsids. It's going to show up like Marge Simpson nude.
Speaker 2:I don't even know how to look for that, but anyway, yeah, there's a meme out there.
Speaker 1:I got a band for us to check out too.
Speaker 2:Ooh, bands. Okay, go for it.
Speaker 1:All right, dude, they're called the Plot in you.
Speaker 2:I think I just heard this the other day. The song's called Face Me. I think I saw these dudes on my reels. I think I just heard this the other day. The song's called Face Me. I think I saw these dudes on my reels. I think I just bought their album. Oh the Plot you Face Me. Another $5, holla, $5 holla.
Speaker 1:This is $5 holla from VC Vine.
Speaker 2:Is this a roulette? $5 roulette? Yep, okay.
Speaker 3:Do you see the scales on me Feeble tongue or hues of green. I don't feel like catching prey, but I don't feel like anything Sit on my head Straight from the dream.
Speaker 2:It's like something off of Eurovision. I was just about to say something like that.
Speaker 3:What is it Sleep talking? What is it Sleep token?
Speaker 2:Oh, shit Got a little bit more energetic. Enemy is another song. I swear to god, I just saw these guys come across my Facebook reels the other day.
Speaker 1:Maybe I don't know. I never heard of them and then I was like dude. What was it?
Speaker 2:Enemy. Yeah, it's called.
Speaker 1:Enemy. I love that slow start shit Dude, it jumped you back in your seat.
Speaker 2:I was kind of falling asleep, to be honest with you. It's like oh, dude, we got to watch that new metal spoof. He released the whole song the other day. Oh hell, yeah, dude, I loved it.
Speaker 3:I would, ironically, love it to fate, I'll be as your tongue.
Speaker 2:Give me something to say this is definitely a trend in a lot of modern metalcore today. It's this vibey kind of it's. It's very accessible. Chicks dig shit like this man, and then it has like maybe a bigger chorus yeah, this is like sleeve token shit, man. We're like the choruses have kind of djenty guitars and then, like they'll, they may scream at the end, like during, like maybe a little breakdown.
Speaker 3:Part I like that bass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that bass, fucking is gnarly.
Speaker 1:You're letting that fucking thing.
Speaker 3:ring out, dude, you can hear it.
Speaker 1:I'm not a fan of Sleep Token very much. I listen to a little bit of them. I think they got a cool gimmick, look, but it's disappointing. Like when you look at what they look like, and then you have the music with it. It's just like ah, dude, you look like you should be a lot harder than that. What is going on?
Speaker 2:It's the ghost theory. What like ghosts, the ghost method. Yeah, you see ghost and you're like, oh dude, these guys are going to be like black metal or fucking crazy shit that might be the reason why I don't care for them very much. Who Ghost?
Speaker 1:It's like dude, you stay Okay. It's almost like to me, it's almost like another kiss. It's like stage show is almost upstaging the talent of what it is. I'm not saying they're not good, but they're just I don't know, I think. I think the stage show it's like okay, cool great.
Speaker 2:The problem is kiss sucks, their music sucks, yeah, and I like ghosts I think ghosts, so their music's pretty good. Like if you put their music in a song, I'd be like, okay, yeah, if you put their music in a vacuum and you just listen to it straight up without hearing or seeing them. You'd be like, yeah, this is this is cool prog rock man, this is this, is it so? But then if you see the visuals, you're like wait you don't, it doesn't match yeah I get I could listen.
Speaker 2:I totally respect that. Uh, I kind of you know I kind of kind of like that though I buy it. I buy into that because I think it's yeah I always wanted to do a death metal band yeah that would come out and just what?
Speaker 1:I think what? This would be hilarious, dude, a death metal band that would come out like just looking badass and painted and nasty, but then like not even rock covers, just regular covers okay, yeah so yeah so this is cal gordon.
Speaker 2:You I'm sure you people have seen this dude's facebook reels or tiktoks and stuff. He owns a food service oh yeah, gordon's. Yeah yeah, gordon's food service. I've been listening to this song all week and I ought, and I unironically love it. I mean, it's obviously a spoof. So this band he made up is called Stool Sample.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? That's a great fucking band name.
Speaker 2:It's so good. It's so good, it's actually wasted on a fucking spoof. This is like late 90s nu metal personified.
Speaker 3:The psychopathic thinkers have arrived. And if you got a problem with that Late 90s new metal personify the wiki waxing thing it's.
Speaker 2:Limp Bizkit. It is Limp Bizkit. That's why I love it so much. Suck the dick.
Speaker 3:Drink the piss.
Speaker 1:Dude, even his look and everything.
Speaker 3:It's got that green tit. It's gay. Fuck you, bitch. Nick Lachey, lick my dick. Insane, that shit's for chicks. I'm gonna get the CD and set that shit on fire. Well, I'm gonna say it. Well, I'm gonna say it I love this so much. Fuck you, will you cut?
Speaker 1:off my brain. I'm a mentee psycho freak. Go high five, dude. That was the poorest fuckingmed. It's good dude.
Speaker 2:It has no business being this good. He's got such a goofy face, though it's hard to it's like.
Speaker 3:That's what makes it funny, you won't live.
Speaker 2:The lyrics are awesome.
Speaker 3:I love this song so much, fuck. Yeah, I love this song so much. Fuck you, fuck you. Oh my brain.
Speaker 2:Little girl Rock.
Speaker 3:Jeremy, fucking your wife.
Speaker 1:Sorry, little girl, I like that chorus a lot. I know, dude, like the song was okay, say so, you know whatever. Until he got to the chorus and then it locked me in.
Speaker 2:I was like I love that chorus, dude, that's going to be stuck in my fucking head all day tomorrow and then you get this kind of nonsensical, like just random clips of shit from this is perfect, nu metal, stupid shit, so good man. I've been listening to this song all week, dude, that fucking that chorus and you were right. You know the. Obviously that's the shiny part of the song. Like it just seems like he was just making shit up just to get to that part, because it's just like okay that is it right there?
Speaker 1:that is like unironically really good it's like I don't know, that's what pulled me in, dude, I was just like. I was like, yeah, it's okay, it's cool, it's funny because obviously we I've listened, we've listened, we already kind of listened a clip of it already.
Speaker 2:So babymetal has a new song I want to oh and they're with poppy. Oh so it's fucking awesome. This is another song I've been listening to all week so, same girls, same girls.
Speaker 1:Let's go. Still the same girls Same girls.
Speaker 2:Well, one girl left the group and then they replaced her, so it's actually one new member and they're scared cause they're running for cover. But you might be ready for it and if the demons know you're scared to death, then they will find you later on. It's a virus infecting your system.
Speaker 3:Half the cost of the netting of war That'll make you run on fast. Oh, we will never, never, never be apart. The evil land is moaning, and now I've stoned your eye and now I'll teach you a fragile.
Speaker 1:Who the hell was the screaming chick Poppy? Oh, I don't know who Poppy wasin' chick Poppy oh, I don't know who.
Speaker 2:Poppy, you ever heard of Poppy? She was with she's kind of she's new-ish to the metal. She used to do like pop, Like kind of poppy song, Like pop kind of electronic songs. That she transitioned to metal and she's been been like all over the map on. She did a collab with um oh, she was on jimmy kibble and shit too. Oh man, it's crazy. I'll show you that. I'll show you the jimmy kibble's fucking clip of poppy.
Speaker 1:So he actually came out with her own metal album and it's it's pretty decent man to be honest, since hannity dude, all this sounds like is the end credits to a pokemon movie I mean it's, it's kawaii metal, so yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Pikachu, oh, I'm not making fun of Jack, I would.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's the fucking Sporty Spice dude. I knew fucking Sporty.
Speaker 2:Spice dude, I knew it Sporty.
Speaker 3:Spice, that's nasty.
Speaker 1:I still like Eskimo Cowboy.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:Ratatatata.
Speaker 1:And you ruined these guys. For me, dude, really yeah, showing me Hanabi. Dude, there's nothing Hanabi, it's almost like they don't have any comparison.
Speaker 2:It's almost like Pokemon, where you this is like Hanabi is the next evolution of that genre Like you got four Japanese girls who doesn't look like they look threatening at all. Then you got one going and they all play their own instruments. These girls just they sing and dance and they have a backing band. Those girls fucking play their own instruments and write their own songs, which I assume they do. So that's like the next evolution of this whole genre of kawaii metal, whatever they call it. So yeah, hannabee is the fucking best.
Speaker 1:I want to see them live so that's like these guys are Skittles and Hannabee's like Eminem yeah, pretty much Dude. Hannabee like don't get me wrong, I love Babymetal. I always will dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was on board with Babymetal day one.
Speaker 1:I remember when you first showed me them. I've liked them ever since too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was, yeah, yeah I, I was not a huge, huge fan.
Speaker 1:They were cool, they were good but like but dude, hannity was just nasty dude oh yeah, knock loose their stuff.
Speaker 2:This is like whether this is like one of the best metal songs from last year. And poppy did oh dude, this was on and people were pissed. This guy, I love it, it's just like I love. Metal is now kind of going a little. I don't say it's going mainstream, but it hasn't. I would say that since gojira. Yeah, I love it, it's just like I love. Metal is now kind of going a little. I don't say it's going mainstream, but it has a little. I wouldn't say that since Gojira did the Olympics yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude, since that happened, metal's been kind of coming to the forefront. And dude, jimmy Kibble featured Knock Loose and actually had Poppy on the next week. Dude Kibble got a ton of fucking hate for having this on here and it went hard, hard.
Speaker 1:oh sorry, knock loose this is national television how cool would it be to be on that, to be like a studio audience member, get to watch this shit for free.
Speaker 2:Well, they have like a stage outside, I guess, so they're outside studio. And it was fucking raining. It looked so cool.
Speaker 1:It looks so cool. Speaking of which, you see who's joining Sonic Temple ICP, icp and 3-6 Mafia.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. I don't know how that's going to go over.
Speaker 1:So loop-loop, I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 2:She just skips on stage. Dude, dude. The audience is going hard. Man, they're fucking slam dancing dude. I don't remember the last time I saw people do that, unless they still do it at concerts, I don't know. They do, oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 1:This is a breakdown part dude. Oh, that fucking moaning.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, that was.
Speaker 1:Big squealing. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 2:My kids were watching this. It's in an audio. Is that what it is? Yeah, it's not fucking dude. And there was a huge backlash to that too. It's like good, fuck them, fuck the squares, man. But I loved it. It was awesome just seeing metal kind of in the forefront that's great dude dude that's great bro but we are out of time. Actually, dude, I went, so that last half hour went quick yes, it did so we will be bidding you adieu. We love each and every one of you.
Speaker 1:One of every let everybody know, although there was some uh kind of uh kind of uh, just mediocre news I hate. Fuck the shit out of my wife the other day. It was awesome. Yeah, thank you then. I've been trying to get her to let me stick the old meat in the ham wallet, but she wouldn't let me do it.
Speaker 2:Well, she's bleeding right now. You just keep trying and I'm sure you'll I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog. Oh yuck, yuck, yuck. If you keep trying, I'm sure you'll persevere. I don't mind it smelling like pennies.
Speaker 1:Where'd you get that from?
Speaker 2:Iron is smelling like pennies. Where'd you get that from Iron? Oh, I know that, but did you just make that?
Speaker 1:up yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that's funny. You can listen to us on Spotify, Apple Music Don't stick that ass on this rusty doorknob. Yeah, anywhere you can get your podcast. We appreciate everyone's listenership all around the world. Are you ready, kids? Oh yeah, captain, and we'll see you next week. That's what reminded me of I'm John Bruckner.
Speaker 1:And I'm Jason Scherger. Peace Later, guys.