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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 166: Fat Strip Clubs & The Gabagool Gals
Have you ever been laughing so hard in the shower that you had to tell Alexa to pause the podcast? That's exactly what happened to Jay this week while listening to our own show—a testament to the unpredictable hilarity that unfolds when we hit record.
This episode takes you on a journey through our weekend adventures, starting with Jay's experience at a bridal show where he discovered mind-blowing cupcakes (pineapple upside-down cake in miniature form!) while showcasing his DJ business. What makes this conversation particularly compelling is Jay's refreshing take on competition in the wedding industry. Rather than trying to poach clients who already have DJs booked, he celebrates the talents of his fellow professionals, demonstrating that genuine respect for your competitors often yields more goodwill than cutthroat tactics.
Meanwhile, Jay contemplates joining Mohawk Golf Club, breaking down the surprisingly reasonable cost-benefit analysis of membership fees versus pay-per-play options. The discussion reveals how these seemingly expensive memberships can actually be economical investments when you factor in all the included perks and networking opportunities with "the upper echelon of Tiffin."
The absolute highlight of the episode arrives when we transform into "The Gabagool Gals"—two loud-mouthed, opinionated Brooklyn women with hot takes on everything from Disney remakes to Wendy's frosties. This improvised character comedy showcases our willingness to step completely outside our comfort zones, resulting in some of the most outrageous moments we've ever recorded.
As we wrap up, we explore emerging artists like Pink Guy and Run The Jewels, sharing our enthusiasm for music that pushes boundaries. Throughout it all, our conversation returns to themes of business ethics, community support, and the importance of integrity—whether you're DJing a wedding or considering opening a "chubby guy strip club" called Chunky Dunks.
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Speaker 1:I was laughing my ass off in the shower today. I was listening to us when I was taking a shower this morning.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sometimes I have to tell Alexa to pause it because I get too hard.
Speaker 2:Oh, listening to us, yeah, oh, my goodness, you don't rub one out, toast do you, you can admit it.
Speaker 3:No, I don't blame you, though, because of our of our smooth silky voices yeah, that resonates that resonates out to the world.
Speaker 2:You know people, we just have that effect on people.
Speaker 1:So it's not a pretty adventurous fucking weekend this last weekend, dude like uh pretty a lot of shit going down. All right, okay, so everybody who has been following, uh, us in northwest ohio, um on facebook um, I've been working on buying the local video game store that I worked at. Unfortunately, we're closed yeah, yeah um, tomorrow, I get a lot of answers which will, by the time this releases, will be we'll have some last wednesday, we'll have some clarity on this yeah, so if you, uh, if you follow on facebook and things like that, you'll be able to understand what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Um, so tomorrow get some clarity with that. So I didn't really have any answers. I've been kind of in limbo since then. Answers have been kind of in limbo since then. Um, dj business. We had a bridal show. Fair, phenomenal, fucking food.
Speaker 2:I'm just holy shit. I just want to go to these things to just eat food the one.
Speaker 1:I was really disappointed. Okay, so there's a seafood broil okay, like what place? Restaurant like so well, just give some. You know, you got barbecue, you've got like fucking American food, shit like that. And then they got seafood broil you can actually get for your event. So I thought, about getting it for Kendi's party, because she's turning 16 this year.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude what the fuck dude.
Speaker 1:But they didn't have any tasting at all there. Nothing, there's nothing to taste there.
Speaker 2:So it was just like oh, here's our seafood here's, you just have to take their word for it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll throw it reading rainbow yeah dude, don't take my word for it um, but uh it is a little back in the day, right there yeah, if you get in, you're cool and then, uh, but dude, right next to me was this older lady and she came, dude, her van was beat to shit. She's from Little Rock and I want to see if I can find her because, dude, dude, she deserves a fucking shout out. These cupcakes were well, no, that's not her, I'm just kidding. These cupcakes were out of this fucking world, man. It was ridiculous. Cake Maker in what is that? Flat Rock, not Little Rock.
Speaker 2:I was going to say she's from Arkansas. Holy shit, she's from Missouri.
Speaker 1:No, that's not them. I thought it was going to be S&J's Cupcakes Cupcakery, but I don't know if that's them. Let me see here I'm going to look at their shit. They're paid.
Speaker 2:You have a message. You have a message dude, they're uh so so, uh, you were telling me a little bit about this yesterday, so they had like alcoholic cupcakes or something.
Speaker 1:They did. They had alcohol infused. They didn't have them there because, oh, I was like, do they have them?
Speaker 2:there yeah, Bobby.
Speaker 1:But look at that, shit Is that?
Speaker 2:it right there.
Speaker 1:No, that's not the mini ones.
Speaker 2:That's a big motherfucker. Those are good as fuck man, but I don't think.
Speaker 1:I think she just runs out of her own, out of her house. So I don't think that's it and that's the g that's in fucking flat rock um michigan.
Speaker 2:I want flat rock ohio there's a the same thing in a different town, in a different flat rock, michigan, yeah, but it's not the same like people.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think that might be them. I think it might be. Let them eat cake, let them eat cake.
Speaker 2:That's the greatest name for a fucking and then there was cake. And then there was cake. Let them eat cake, dude.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious god, that fucking sucks yeah, anyway. I'll remember next week because I got their thing in my Okay. In my. I got their card in my truck, okay, but they were no joke, dude, okay. So, dude, it was so hard because obviously, john and I we've been working on like trying to lose weight and shit. Yeah, doing these bridal fairs is detrimental. Right, I bet To my detrimental right I bet to my eating.
Speaker 1:I would bet but what's cool about is, like, do we work out, we do things so much that it really, in a way, it doesn't really matter, like I mean, yeah, it's not helping, but it's not hurting either right because I'm not, you know, like what. Like, if I do something like that, I have to make sure I don't. I didn't eat for the rest of the day and this is about like three in the afternoon.
Speaker 1:So I'm like done for the rest of the day right right um, but no joke, dude, they had um like mocha cakes, mocha cupcakes, um lemon lavender, which I was kind of lavender, kind of scared me that sounds interesting. But yeah, yeah and then, uh, they had lemon lavender, which was amazing. I guess they had um raspberry, which I got, like I had. It was white chocolate and it had like raspberry filling on the inside. Shit all do is so good. Buckeye, which had a buckeye melted in one of these mini cupcakes.
Speaker 3:God, that sounds good.
Speaker 1:The best one I ever had and this is my favorite cake Hands down like just regular cake, not cheesecake.
Speaker 2:Cheesecake does something to it all, yeah.
Speaker 1:My favorite cake hands down is pineapple upside down cake I love yeah it's moist. I've never had a dry moist I've never had a dry pineapple upside down cake, even had little cherries at the bottom of these little fucking cupcakes dude, dude, and I'm gonna get to eat them this coming weekend because they're gonna be the next wedding, oh said is there any pineapple?
Speaker 1:upside down? She's telling me all the ones they ordered. Nope, none of them were. She had apple pie cupcakes. Oh dang, dude, dude, this lady was nailing it. Dude, I was pushing her business more than I was pushing mine. People come up. I'm like, dude, you got to try these. Hey, don't forget. No, um, so we had that. We had um, smoking sal's barbecue, which is a barbecue place.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, when I did the mom prom dude, the owner of the place I, accidentally I was like I pulled a lid off and a fucking spoon fell out on the other side. He gave me the dirtiest fucking look and I'm like I'm sorry about that, bro, and he didn't answer. He just looked at me and away. So I went back up to the stand up to where my DJ booth is. Um, when I was at the mom problem and I'm like fuck that guy man, fuck you dude, it was an accident, I didn't fucking mean to do that. I saw him there and he goes. Yeah, we were at the mom problem, remember. I said yeah, I knocked your spoon on the floor. I said he goes, dude, he goes, dude. It was a rough day.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to knock you off the floor.
Speaker 1:So we had them, we had God I can't remember who the fuck was right next to us. They had lobster mac and cheese, which was phenomenal, so good, and then bacon wrapped like chicken pieces.
Speaker 2:That sounds good too, dude. It was just, I'm hungry, what?
Speaker 1:sucked about it is. I had a blast. It was really fun. It was nice to be there. It was free what sucked about it is. The main venue is a barn. A bunch of people were in the barn, a bunch of vendors. Yeah, we were in a fucking garage hooked to the the house that you can stay in.
Speaker 1:Okay, across the driveway from the barn so people had to come over and a lot of people ended up not even coming into the garage and just went into the house and then fucking came out and left. Okay, so we missed, we did miss. A lot of people ended up not even coming into the garage and just went into the house and then fucking came out and left, okay. So we missed we did miss a lot of people and I sent Chloe out because Chloe was with me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I said hey, can you go see if they need a DJ, go see, go see. And I'll give her one card, two cards. We have one that said $100 off. Okay, base rate, oh, cool rate oh cool, we use my. Prices are so cheap they're so they're out of control, thinking I'm robbing me, you're robbing you. Well, again, we had two cards, so I gave her one of the plain ones had nothing on, and the other one was the base rate okay, and it was like if they don't have a dj put, give them that base rate.
Speaker 1:They do have a dj, give them a basic card because that way if they already got a dj they're probably going to stick with them, not really worried about it. But if they don't have a dj, that base rate they're a hundred dollars off will really get them in there yeah, yeah so, um, so that's what's going on there um saturday you went golfing.
Speaker 2:This week I did, I went golfing my first time out.
Speaker 1:Thank you, dude.
Speaker 2:I remember I did something yeah, yeah, um went golfing with my brother round of the year and no joke. Okay, so did you go to mohawk, or did you go somewhere else? No, I don't know about mohawk yeah, oh yeah well, so what's the status there?
Speaker 1:oh my, my applications turned in. They got it. I haven't heard anything back, jesus, so I'm gonna probably start getting nice here pretty soon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my problem is and applications turned in, they got it. I haven't heard anything back Jesus, so I'm going to probably even it's going to start getting nice here pretty soon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my problem is and from what I've heard from other people is that you'll be three months in of having a membership. And then you'll get a bill.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And they'll be like what the fuck is this bill? This is what Scott told me. He goes, dude. I got a bill those three months in and they're like here, you owe us this much money. And he called him up and he said listen, I'm not paying all that money. You guys didn't tell me I had a fucking membership. Well, how does?
Speaker 2:that? How's that? Happen they have for someone that's supposed to be like an upscale private club, you would think the communication would be at least okay from what I've heard and I love, I'm excited'm excited to be a Mohawk and I love it.
Speaker 1:It is, yeah, it is, the place is beautiful, the play is great Bushwood but it is, it is very it's. It's a double-edged sword for me. What's cool is is I paid off my zounds to my zounds accounts.
Speaker 2:Yeah so.
Speaker 1:I can have half of Half of it's paid already like from those Okay. Obviously, my job is shut down for right now, besides DJing Thank God, I got DJing, dude, I don't know what the fuck I do?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But my jobs are shut down because obviously we're closed and I'm waiting to open that back up. So right now, cash the only flush cash I'm going to be bringing in is from DJing. Thank God it's beginning of the season. Yeah, for real holy fuck, if this was like december, I'd be fucked right now right.
Speaker 1:So what I'm uh, but so like, but what I'm, what I'm really excited about is the fact that when I do have a membership, I'm going to like you get all the stuff for free, so you get free club storage. You get a free locker, you get to use the driving range anytime you want for free. That's sweet. You get free club storage, you get a free locker, you get to use the driving range anytime you want for free. That's sweet. You get to golf for free. You get to swim in the swimming pool that's heated for free.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's sweet your whole family gets to do that as well. Sweet, so, like, if you ended up getting one, yeah, carrie could go for right, she probably liked that. Yeah, which would be awesome. Dude, you can go out there every day. Yeah, yeah, and, dude, I was breaking it down. If you have the jack to do it, okay for me, for us, because we're over 40, it's $270 a month for two years. You're locked in, okay.
Speaker 1:So, it is a big commitment. It's huge. But if you break that down, a lot of other courses right now are anywhere from $30 to $40, walking 18 and 18. So that doesn't include a car.
Speaker 2:You don't know. Okay, so golf has really gone up in price so dude crazy.
Speaker 1:So 30 to 40 dollars walking at a normal course, that's okay.
Speaker 2:So it means two times a golf in a week you paid for it, and that's not even including the driving ring yeah, all the other extras you get with it, yeah, and the storage and everything else, so really it's not bad when you break it down. It's more cost-effective.
Speaker 1:It's actually a really nice course too, it is my other part of it that I'm really excited about is being able to rub elbows with the upper echelon of fucking Tiffin.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Get my oats, my royal oats.
Speaker 2:Soil my royal oats. I mean, you seem pretty already well established in town, though I think out there you're going to get the Maybe more upper-scale clientele.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be hitting like it's going to be doctors and everything. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's going to be. I mean a lot of out-of-state people come and play Bohawk too, like Ohio State alumni, football players and shit like that. I've heard of Archie Griffin come into play and people like that, so yeah, that'd be sweet.
Speaker 1:That'd be sweet. Go out there and see Urban Meyer playing Dude, that'd be fucking insane.
Speaker 2:I'd fucking lose my shit, no shit. How do you not fanboy out right there?
Speaker 1:I wouldn't be able to dude. I could. I remember fanboying out when I was a kid because the dude looked like geraldo rivera. I thought he was geraldo. I'm like dude maybe it was fucking goddamn. Everyday fucking talk show host you, mustache, marauder you mustache, marauder, marauder.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, dude I remember that when I was a kid dude I was fanboying out on that dude and no joke, like when I when I met chris katan, like it's so cool that like that's why I love the funny bone dude ever want a cheap date to take your fucking girl or your wife or what have you. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Funny bone.
Speaker 1:Look for a fucking good comedian. Go. A lot of those comedians will meet you after the show and hang out with you. Chris Porter does for free. I got a picture with Chris Porter that's sweet, and he did it for free. I went up to him I was like I never heard of him before and I was like dude, your shit was so fucking hilarious. That was awesome. I got to see Chris Catan. Pauly Shore met with us.
Speaker 2:I mean we had to pay to do that, Right, right.
Speaker 1:Like, but we got to meet with Pauly Shore. Dude, he had his arm on my shoulder. I'm like, dude, I got the fucking weasel's arm on my shoulder. This is fucking great dude dick on my face, I'd fucking told I'd be like dude. Rub the weasels weasel on my face, bro. You know we use the juice, bro.
Speaker 2:You know it's, and it's like, it's cool to like have those interactions with people that you grew up watching and stuff, but they always say never meet your heroes though.
Speaker 1:So but I mean well they say it's a disappointment a lot of times yeah um, chris katan dude was so cool because when he first came out he knew people wanted certain things. They wanted the fucking Knights of Roxbury, they wanted the fucking Such as Mingle and fucking Mr Peepers.
Speaker 2:Mr Peepers.
Speaker 1:And they wanted fucking Corky Romano. So when he came out, he goes all right. Before we get the show started, let's get this out of the way. What is love? And he started doing it and is love.
Speaker 3:Maybe you don't.
Speaker 1:You start doing it and then he goes you do, you don't, you do, you don't, you do, you don't. I should buy a boat, dude. He came out, did all those, he did all the greatest hits right off the rip. Get him out, Get him out of the way People walked up. And one of my favorite, chris katan like moments like it is a very hidden, underrated gem is undercover brother. I love chris katan and undercover brother when he's just fighting, turning urban dude, when he's just like oh yeah and it's for to mary j blige family affair yeah, yeah dude, which is a fucking jamski in itself.
Speaker 1:I want to see if there's anybody at funny funny bone cupcakes. No, funny bone um toledo, ohio. So let's see if they got any anybody coming up like a national chain of comedy.
Speaker 2:It is, it is um, just uh.
Speaker 1:No, just continue, I don't really need, what the fuck I don't want. I don't give a shit about that, okay, except. So of all the people you have like kind of seed, was there anybody that you were? Just no, just continue, I don't really need what the fuck. I don't give a shit about that, okay, except all.
Speaker 2:So of all the people you have kind of seen, was there anybody that you were just really disappointed in by chance?
Speaker 1:Not so far, man. Okay, so the people I've seen at the Funny Bone I saw Jay Pharoah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Okay, he did the Eddie Murphy impression.
Speaker 1:Yeah, his was really funny too. We all sang J Farrell. He had us all sing fucking Full House theme song Anywhere you look, oh, okay. It's a heart, or is that Family Matters? No, team Family Matters is a family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's Family Matters, that's Family.
Speaker 1:Matters. No, we were singing Full House. The whole fucking crowd was singing it together. That's hilarious, so, okay, so right. Um, also so tony rock, chris rocks brother, um, if you've seen semi-pro, the guy that plays scootsie okay, I saw him too up there.
Speaker 2:Who was that guy right when he did the eyes was that guy was a black, it was a black it was a black guy.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, the one who slaps. He's like I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Nobody called anybody a JT around here so look who's coming. Look who oh Aries Spears dude, that's fucking sweet dude oh Kobe, kobe.
Speaker 1:You know damn well he's going to do that. I don't like Kobe. He was made to be water, okay. So here's all the big guys. So travis or josh blue's gonna be there. Which josh blue's? Got cerebral palsy okay, and he's a comedian dude, he's fucking hilarious. Um, all right, let's keep going till we find somebody we know don't fucking know you tony rock, which is chris rock's brother, so it's like you get the uh, the fucking timu chris rock ginger billy looks like somebody that would fucking be I'd be interested he looks like a fucking wrestler yeah, he does a little yeah, he does oh, trailer trash tammy's gonna be up there, okay, okay, which I'm not.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck. Aries Spears would be fucking awesome.
Speaker 1:And that's May, that's a little over a month. Yeah, let me see. I want to see how much tickets are, just to see what we're looking at. Except, tickets are $32 to $37 a piece. That's not too bad, no, dude. And they have a couple of them and you sit there, you pay for that, and then they have an arcade. Oh really, while you're waiting, oh, now, now, a whole arcade and you get to, you pay and you can play it for unlimited. It's like. I think it's like five, ten bucks and you play unlimited and you just drink.
Speaker 1:There's like drinks and you can eat food dude, that's fucking awesome yeah, it's legit I love barcades man, oh yeah, um, let me see if I can find. Oh yeah, right here, dude, so you see, like the arcade machines and shit, oh, dude, that's fucking a legit I love it.
Speaker 1:That's so cool. I love it, dude. So it is. It is so much fun. It's called fab oh, it used to be. I don't know if it still is called fat fish blue, but dude, um, just a blast, and then right across the street, guess what? Hilton, there's a fucking hill, oh, yeah, yeah and so jake. When I took jake to a comedy show, jay farrow yeah I took jake to jay farrow. We stayed in the hilton so, dude, we got, we could drink. So they're like a japanese restaurant, right there, that's it.
Speaker 2:Yep, it's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nagoya is right there.
Speaker 2:It's not the shops that follow Tibbers, is it?
Speaker 1:It is. It is Okay. Oh, no, it's.
Speaker 2:Levis Commons, levis Commons, that's it. I get those two places mixed up for some reason. Yeah, levis Commons up in Toledo, I stayed at that hill and it's interesting that there are balls that are still active and, like polaris does seem to be kind of still good, you know, for yeah, for what it's around here fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're all. They're all sandusky's. Okay, but they're yeah.
Speaker 2:So now it's interesting that now they're turning these balls into like strip balls like strip balls. I'm glad they're at least using at least they're using the retail space. You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm really disappointed in here and tiffin, and that really bugs me, that nobody stepped up to fucking do anything with the bowling alley. That bothers the fuck out of me. It's like they bitch about kids being on phones and doing all this other shit but nobody comes together to bring anything to this fucking town that kids can fucking do. The only thing you got is the movies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right cool. What about movies and Walmart? There's 100% of them. There is a market for that, for for a family, and it sucks now that we're closed.
Speaker 1:That's my goal. That's what I want to do when I open this place back up man right there man, they're fucking heading right down there. Um but um. That's what I'm looking at, doing like I like. Do I want a bunch of kids hanging out at level up? No, I don't like when I take over whatever I fucking call it yeah, right, right no level up is going to be level two electric boogaloo I know I laughed my ass off when I saw that.
Speaker 1:I was like I knew it, son of a bitch, you fucking asshole. No I loved it. Dude, I was like dude comment dude because it keeps it relevant right right um, a lot of people are like leveled up, leveled up, yeah, there's like there was a lot of stinkers in there.
Speaker 2:There was one that I kind of liked, and I can't remember what it was there were issues fresh as big boy. Oh, I could go for it.
Speaker 1:No, let me see here I'm gonna go back, we're gonna bring up the names on it.
Speaker 2:There was one that I kind of liked, that I, and I can't remember what I was like. Oh, that's not bad, but there were a lot of stinkers in there let me go back.
Speaker 1:We're going to go back to the People should have quit their day jobs.
Speaker 2:That's all I could say.
Speaker 1:Let's go to the page and we're going to look. It's on the news, but I keep pressing. I'm not patient at all. Thank you, I can't remember which one it is. There's 11 comments. There 17 comments.
Speaker 2:Let's see if this one it was like three, maybe three or four, four updates ago you gave. I can't remember exactly okay yeah, because you're talking like oh yeah, thanks for the company here at this point?
Speaker 1:well, I will. Oh, will it remain level up or will it be something completely different? 30 comments.
Speaker 2:Comments on this that has to be it right there 2,000 views. Wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 1:That's pretty good All right, let's read these comments.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's read some of these Dave's suggestions.
Speaker 1:People said I'd turn it to your own game store.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Keep the fight, my dude. Don't let a level up die, which is what? Thank you. The fight, my dude. Don't let a level up die, which is what? No, thank you. That was awesome. Um, a lot of people more used to the current name, but I don't think anyone would mind the story being called something else. Keep level ups, like I keep.
Speaker 1:I plan on not just shoving a level up and just erasing it completely right, I would like to keep it to where people know what it is true, I'd call it leveled up lame. That was one you Leveled Up has nice ring to it, being old but new and people could still easily you know I'm good on that.
Speaker 2:Ready Player One was one that's a, I think oh.
Speaker 1:I don't want to really get sued.
Speaker 2:That's from a movie though yeah, you get sued.
Speaker 1:I don't think Spielberg would like that Somebody said that that would be copyright infringement.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is. I love that movie.
Speaker 1:Book is better, but love the movie as well. He's like talking to her.
Speaker 2:The new level up, the real level.
Speaker 1:Level two electric boogaloo that was me that was you there?
Speaker 2:was one that I kind of liked, and I can't remember what. It was Time for an extra life. Maybe extra life.
Speaker 1:I think that's maybe what it was, something the word remastered said uh, that's what somebody said. That's not bad either. The next level, hub level up, would be a good option because I like that name. But that's from tyler. He's a good dude but he's little.
Speaker 2:He's out there um, I think it was extra life that I saw. It was kind I was like, yeah, that's not bad, but it's like you could go any video game name thing put it, put it in there, people would get it. But I kind of like the name you're throwing around a little bit. I won't say it, but I I was uh the one you were kind of workshopping I love it, dude.
Speaker 1:I think it's, I think it's, I think it's got what's good about, okay. So like, just kind of give everybody kind of a little bit of a hint. What's good about my name is there's a lot of good. There's a lot of words that rhyme with it.
Speaker 2:Right right.
Speaker 1:No joke, if I had a sports podcast, it'd be Game Day with Jay. You know something like that. That works, dude, it is. It's awesome, it's perfect. That works so well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, it's so simple so um, that's why I put my name into a lot of our.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when we're doing our music, I put my name in there like yeah, I didn't even fucking say hi to jay. You know shit like that dude like talking about brandon and stuff, um, but uh, but yeah, dude, I don't know like I'm, I'm, I'm nervous, but I'm excited as well.
Speaker 2:How big of a pain in the ass is this whole ordeal bid. I think in one of your update videos you said it was worse than buying a house. That's a pretty tedious process.
Speaker 1:So what sucks about it? What made buying a house easy is that you could go to the bank and get pre-approved for it.
Speaker 1:Right right, with a business loan, they can't pre-approve you you have to have you have to have a plan of action so they know you're serious and they know they're going to get their money back no matter what, right? So here I am, taking a business and and trying to ask the bank for three times the cost amount for a loan. That is bonkers to a lot. They're almost like, hey, listen, because dude. Anybody else came to me and said hey, dude, I've got $20 in the bank but I need $70 to $80.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to turn that. I promise I'm gonna turn that 20 into into more. Yeah, yeah, you know so I get where they're roi return on investment yes and uh.
Speaker 1:The thing is I'm trying to like, so I went to the. Luckily I know the guy at the bank. That felt good. So I knew the guy at the bank and I, you know, like, because of dj and thank god, t-town djs just kind of bailed me out, but, um, I knew the guy at the bank. He's, you know, I've been at my bank for jesus like 16 years, so, um, it wasn't like he's like hey, listen, dude, I want to give you this loan. We need all the stuff we, it doesn't matter, I can. I want to give you this loan.
Speaker 1:We need all the stuff, it doesn't matter, I can want to give you the loan as much as possible, but we need all this shit, and a lot of it has to do or falls on to the previous owner, unfortunately, don't get me wrong, the previous owner is a buddy of mine. He's been my friend since he hired me, and I have a lot of respect for him. Obviously, this is business, so obviously this is business. So the one thing that needs to be understood at the end of the day is that, yes, this is business.
Speaker 1:um, you're still my dude when this is over you know you're still gonna be my bud, no matter what right, if I buy the business from you or I don't, you're still my dude he's thrown a lot of obstacles in your way that I felt are were really unnecessary, and I won't say what they are obviously yeah, I'm not gonna dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not going to disclose Because obviously, maybe for legal reasons, I really can't disclose.
Speaker 1:And a lot of people have told me that they're like listen, dude, he is out to get his best interest. Right now he's trying to save his own ass. He doesn't care what happens to you.
Speaker 2:That's true, very true.
Speaker 1:I can't 100 say that, but I'm like that's what they're telling, like I get if 90 people tell you that you might be, you might be retarded.
Speaker 2:You might want to go to a doctor and figure out what they say if it looks like a duck, it acts like a duck, it fucks like a duck, it's probably a duck yeah that's, that's what that old saying and I and I said that before.
Speaker 1:I've said that to like when when my my dj bill, when he was when he was buying his own equipment, and then he came to me and told me because andy was you know, but andy is a good fan of the show- or was I don't know if he still is, but when, uh, when andy was thinking about going on his own and he was going to take bill and bill was going to work for him, um, I told bill, I said, listen, dude.
Speaker 1:I said are you fucking rolling on me, dude? Because I'm not trying to train you to go fucking be my competitor and I, you know, I, honestly I did tell him one thing is, dude, I will bury you. I told him that and I'm sorry, but if you, if I'm not, I don't care dude, I love it man, if you're gonna if you're gonna use my, if you're gonna use me to fucking step, stool yourself up, fuck you.
Speaker 1:Dude. If you're not gonna show loyalty to me, when I showed loyalty to you, fuck you. And that's, that's what I told him. I said, dude, if you're, if you fucking think you're gonna fuck me over and you're gonna go on your own, I'm gonna fucking bury you and I hate to be like that.
Speaker 2:Fuck you up I work, no joke.
Speaker 1:What's crazy isn and what I love about what I do like DJing and stuff, is I work with a lot of DJs in the area. I work with DJs in Cleveland. There's some in Toledo I work with there's a lot of really good DJs that.
Speaker 2:I work with. Yeah, some good networking.
Speaker 1:We're not. Yeah, are we competitors? Of course, but we don't have that.
Speaker 2:But you guys all have your market. We don't have the dog eat dog world?
Speaker 1:yeah, I think everybody has their.
Speaker 2:It's like and I'll. This is gonna sound nerdy, of course but like the pro, pro wrestling in the 80s had their own territories but they all worked inter interconnectively to help each other out. Because if, if, say if, a rising type cw.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, well, that was before that. So it was like Smokey Mountain Wrestling and before WCW it was Jim Crockett Promotions and it was AWA, it was Big Time Wrestling, it was all these different little Regional promotions, because WWF was a regional promotion Before it became a global, whatever it is. So basically all you guys Are regional DJs and sometimes you'll network and help each other out because of rising tide lifts all ships is what they say. So you know, if, if one, if a lot of us are doing well, then everyone does well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, but it's a region, you know, I know, no one's good, what's the kind of step on anyone's toes and then anyone's territories, kind of you know, kind of I'm not saying it's like that for you guys, but it kind of reminds me of that where it's like everybody has their own region. It's kind of a regional thing where, yeah, you may be competitor, you know, maybe competition there may be other djs here in this market, but like working with other djs outside of your market works because they could give you referrals, you could refer that that's what we do that's.
Speaker 2:It's like you guys, everybody makes money, and that's how. That's how. That's how wrestling used to be like I'll give you some of our talent, you give us some of your talent, and we, we do these dream matches, and that's kind of how it used to be like well, back in the day, dude, we are like well, no, like sunday, sunday, dude, I actually you.
Speaker 1:I had a bride come up to me and she's like, and I said hey, you got a DJ. She's like, actually, I do. And I said oh, who's your DJ? Cause I'd like to know, I want to know who your DJ is. And she's like uh, she said Tony Miller. I'm like oh, no crap, dude. I said he is an amazing DJ. He's a buddy of mine. I said awesome. I said well, if tony has any problems or if you need anything, here's my card. That's it, dude. I won't try to poach. I don't try to do that. I like I never want to take another dj's stuff yeah, you got to be careful with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's because if you get a reputation for you know people are going to try to come after you. So I mean, like they're going to try to like ruin your reputation and you can do whatever you need to do Right.
Speaker 1:Like me, I work really well with Tony. Tony is from Fremont and he's a very dude I'm not kidding always smiling, always happy when I see him. I'll see him at Arlington Acres at the end of this month and he is amazing dude, like he's a good fun dj. So I like, I push him, like if I, if I somebody needs a dj, I'll give the his. He's one of the names. Another one is one of my friends is uh ted ted reinhardt and he's from uh music man dj service out of carry dude, I went to my cousin's wedding, my uh, um, uh, cousin bethany.
Speaker 1:I went to her wedding, okay, and I'm a dj, so I'm like you didn't fucking hire us yeah, so I'm like fucking all barking.
Speaker 2:I went up to her and I was about to say something, but I figured oh okay I went up to her.
Speaker 1:She said well, I want you to be able to enjoy it. I don't want you to have to worry about a dj. I said I wouldn't dj it myself, I want somebody else to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would have had one of my people. You just pay him their fucking rate.
Speaker 1:You just pay their part and I would have gave you my part for free and you're good. But I ended up going to her wedding. I said I'm going to razz your fucking DJ. And her husband's like no, you're not.
Speaker 2:I said yeah, yeah, watch me.
Speaker 1:I went up there and I was just like dude, his transitions were fucking great. Yeah, his fucking presence were great. When I went up there to tell him who I was, he knew who I was already. He's like yeah, I've heard a t-town dj. I was like what'd you hear, motherfucker? Yeah, dude, I'll bury you. He was all smiles, great fucking mood, just a great personality all the way around. I'm like I love this guy. Dude, I don't know like dude, you know, like I almost was like hey, don't like you, but I do skip. It's like are you looking for a dj? Yeah, I'm looking for one.
Speaker 1:I'll send you to my friend you don't like not even push my own business, because he's just, he's just such a good dude and he's happy and it's.
Speaker 2:So it'd be so easy for you to sit there and just sit there and go. I'm better than this guy, oh, I like this, I do this better, I do this better and I'm so blah, blah, blah. You know like it's. It's kind of interesting that you know you're like oh, like real, recognizes real, you know it's it. That's really good to see, especially in an industry as competitive as the wedding industry where you don't have a lot of like cutthroat shit going on.
Speaker 1:The problem is is that a lot of people go after the paycheck, and that's the problem. I agree your goal, my end goal isn't, don't get wrong, it's nice to get paid and I get sure yeah, yeah my end goal is to make sure that good experience their day is the best right. Absolutely. I don't fucking care whether it's me. If it's not me, it's not me, dude, you know yeah, like I mean, you're gonna get yours.
Speaker 2:You know, I guess I want them to be like hey, you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm so glad jay sent me to fucking ted or sent me to tony miller, sent me to joe bacon or whatever.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing with that, though, dude, that kind of good will. It's almost like miracleacle on 34th Street, where in the movie, the Santa Claus sent customers to Gimble's. They're there in Macy's and they sent Gimble's like, well, we don't have that. But if you go to Gimble's they have it and they're like oh, gimble's, oh my god. But that kind of goodwill gesture saying hey, hey, you know you don't, don't want, but that's cool.
Speaker 2:Uh, here, go to this guy, this guy's really good, and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they're like, wow, that that t-town gave us a really good suggestion. I may recommend him business for some like people I know, or you know, they may take him to the other dj, but it's all that will. That will be in the back of their head that it's like, oh, yeah, he had, he was actually really cordial and he hooked us up with this really good dj, so maybe I may shut, you know, give him business too, since that was really cool of him so, speaking of 34th street, I'll speak it out, oh yeah, no, I'm just kidding, we do gotta go, we gotta go a little break.
Speaker 2:You see, we do have to go a break.
Speaker 1:I once had sex with the dirty bum on 34th Street.
Speaker 2:So we have a. His name was Mortimer, so we have a new show so we're going to turn it over A married dead schmuck. We're going to turn it over to another up and coming show, the Gabagool Gals, and they're going to kind of take over the show for a little, about 10 minutes or so, because we're going to take a break and you're going to listen to them and I don't know what they're going to say or do, because they're just hardened Brooklyn gals. They're fucking bitches. They are kind of bitches.
Speaker 1:Don't tell them. I said that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't tell them because they'll hurt us. So we'll be right back and enjoy the Gobble Goo Gals. Hey, this thing on, this thing on. Hey, listen here, you bunch of gobbles. You're going to listen to the number one show. You're going to watch it, or I'm going to come and break your fucking head, but come and check it out, cause this is the Gobble Goo Gals With Karen Olsteen and Karen Johansson. So you better watch it, or I'm gonna be swimming with the fishes. Now you fucking clap. You show some fucking respect. Thank you, alright, alright, alright. Shut your fucking mouths, okay.
Speaker 3:Stop your clapping, man.
Speaker 2:Jesus, fucking Christ, can you believe they're clapping in my fucking ears all goddamn day.
Speaker 1:I'm on my third pack of cigarettes just today and they're just out there clapping their fucking hands, Jesus fucking Christ man.
Speaker 2:We got an hour to fill this fucking show and these assholes are going to clap until their fucking hands turn raw.
Speaker 1:What the fuck the other day, my husband came home and he told me that I had the voice of an angel.
Speaker 2:You do have a voice. I tell you you should go to Broadway, and I'm not just saying that to blow smoke up your ass. You should go on Broadway.
Speaker 1:I thought about it.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, wicked, it'd just be amazing you do that high voice.
Speaker 1:I was practicing in the shower the other day and I was doing, um, I just can't wait to be king from a lion. King, oh yeah I saw.
Speaker 2:You know, I took my kids to go see lion king like they. They re-released it at theaters and I'm like, why the fuck would they just re-release this? Because it's like we saw it as kids and it's like I don't want to take my fucking six kids to go fucking see Lion King when it's already on VHS.
Speaker 1:First of all, they didn't even make him look good.
Speaker 3:I was looking at him.
Speaker 1:And when their tails would pop up. I'm a guy, listen, I like dudes that like cats, and my husband loves cats. We got 15 of them.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I have like 10 little fur balls myself.
Speaker 1:And I've seen their little pucker dolmens and I tell you what those lions did not have realistic pucker dolmens on them.
Speaker 2:It's ridiculous, it's just dead. He's like listen, we're just going to pump a ton of money into this and you're going to go see it, you're going to fucking like it and we're going to shove it up your fucking ass if you don't.
Speaker 1:Honestly look like the sheep in Ohio.
Speaker 2:Oh Jesus, Obliterated by fucking dude penises, I tell you. And then don't get me started on this fucking Snow White cunt. Like, listen, this bitch think, listen to this. This bitch, this bitch, this bitch, I swear to God. She goes on and on and on about Listen, I don't, I want my prince. It's a different story. It's a different story. It's not that fucking hard. Okay, you sit there, you eat the fucking apple, you fucking die, yep. And then the prince comes and kisses your ugly fucking mug. That's what happens. And this bitch is like we're going to change the fucking story. You can't change Snow White.
Speaker 1:Listen, bitch, you're white. You're not white at all. You know, snow White is white. That bothered the fuck out of me. I have three black kids myself.
Speaker 2:And I have no problem. Oh, they're beautiful children.
Speaker 3:I have no problem with the little Negroids?
Speaker 1:They don't bother me at all.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm Italian, so I mean I have a little olive complexion myself.
Speaker 1:That's why the water beads off the hair all day. It does.
Speaker 2:It. The water beats up the hair. All it does it really does.
Speaker 1:Yep, I tell you one thing I went to.
Speaker 2:I went to wendy's, you went to one, I went to wendy's.
Speaker 1:And I tell you what. Which one did you go to?
Speaker 2:the one on 53rd yeah, I went to one on 53rd and it was it was the worst. It was the fucking worst. I mean I had a junior bacon cheeseburger and it's like where's the? You know, they remember the oh where's the beat commercial. They should really bring that back. Oh there was more Junior than there was bacon on there.
Speaker 1:Huh, there was more Junior than bacon.
Speaker 2:There was nothing like one little slip of bacon. Like what the fuck? I paid $3.28 for a little strip of bacon, a little piece of meat. Fuck you, wendy's Fuck you.
Speaker 1:Well, I went there what was it like about three weeks ago, mm-hmm, and I got one of them Frosties. Oh, I love the Frosties, I do like Frosties, mm-hmm. But my problem with it is it was more, it was too frosty.
Speaker 2:It was too frosty, oh dude, so it was more ice cream than frosty.
Speaker 1:You know, listen, dear.
Speaker 2:When I would take a bite of my frosty, it went right to my head. Ah, you get that headache and it's just like I can't fucking do this.
Speaker 1:And then mortimer came up to me and he was like you want to fool around tonight? I'm like, listen, I've got the headache from my frosty.
Speaker 2:Ah, mortimer, don't be touching my fucking hairy beef wax mortimer needs to like know his fucking place that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Mortimer, these horny husbands out here touching all of our private.
Speaker 2:Peters Henry tried to get frisky with me the other day and I'm like listen, where's the paycheck? I go, you don't get to touch all this unless I see the green, Unless I see the paycheck.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 2:I take it from good old Roy Orbison Back in the day the back in the day, the, the king of amazing music, mr roy orbes. All bless his heart. Bless his fucking heart. You know when he said you're not from russia, so bitch, why are you russian? That's right. Why are you russian? Henry's like baby, I want the fuck of your asshole. I'm like you ain't fucking nothing.
Speaker 1:He wanted to put it in the butt. No, we don't be. No listen, Listen. I'm Catholic.
Speaker 2:I let Mortimer go there a couple times. Listen, I'm Catholic and there ain't no way I could go to confession when I be hitting the wine a little too hard.
Speaker 1:I let Mortimer go there and take his scoop-de-doop down the poop-de-shoe.
Speaker 2:There ain't no way I could go to the condo and go listen, I let my husband sodomize me and my asshole and I would have to say like 20 Hail Marys. And I cannot do that. I can't Listen. I have to run the church bake service and there's no way I'll be able to be the head of that committee.
Speaker 1:It's just no way, you know, speaking of the church bake service, yeah, you know, the other day we served everybody lunch, okay. And some lady came up and she asked for extra tater tots. What yeah? I was really pissed about that.
Speaker 2:Whoa. I was like, why would you come up here and get them? You're coming into our church, our church, the church of God, and you're asking for free fucking potatoes.
Speaker 1:You don't get extra tater tots you. Don't get extra tater tots you don't get extra tater tots.
Speaker 2:Those are for Jesus. Those are for Jesus, those are not for you. Those are God's tots. You will get the same amount of crispy potato wedges. Like everybody else, you cunt. Like everybody else. They're fried in Jesus' tears. I bet they were delicious.
Speaker 3:They were amazing, lightly salted.
Speaker 2:Lightly salted. Lightly salted, so good.
Speaker 1:I tell you he turned water into tater tots that day.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it was amazing. But speaking of food, I went over to Mary's house the other day. Oh Mary, she made lasagna. How was that it was the worst. It was so gross.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you something. Yeah, you would think, listen, she used cottage cheese instead of ricotta, instead of the ricotta cheese. This bitch goes really cheap and puts cottage cheese in a fucking lasagna. I was like if my mother was still alive today and she could see that there was cottage fucking cheese in this lasagna, she would be like oh my God.
Speaker 1:I see you're getting really pissed. I'm so upset I'm thinking I'll pray for her.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, we'll light a candle, We'll go to service I'm praying for you. We're going to pray for you, mary, that you find the error of your ways, that you find the error of your fucking ways. How was the sauce the sauce?
Speaker 1:was a little runny, was the sauce al dente A little runny.
Speaker 2:It was a little runny, a little acidic-y A little. Yeah, was it from a fucking jar? It was from a jar.
Speaker 1:It was from a jar A jar.
Speaker 2:She wouldn't admit to it. You can't. She wouldn't admit to it. But I think it was from a fucking jar.
Speaker 1:You was from a fucking jar.
Speaker 2:You can't make lasagna from a fucking jar. I know that's ridiculous, oh geez, but henry tried to take us out for our anniversary. It's, it's. It's been our 25th wedding anniversary congratulations on your wedding anniversary, but uh took me to that, uh, to luigi's over there on, uh, oh yeah, on, I'll see where was, was it?
Speaker 1:I think it's about three or four blocks down from time square. Yeah, yeah, it's down there, it's an awesome place it's.
Speaker 2:It's on around madison avenue there, and let me tell you it was actually really horrible. It was disgusting. That's crazy trying to pass themselves off as authentic italian food. Listen, I'm one-fourth quarter Sicily and I can tell you one thing it wasn't even fucking close.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, it wasn't even fucking close.
Speaker 2:Nah, it wasn't.
Speaker 1:Well, maybe it was more made for player two, it was. It was so disgusting, definitely not a player.
Speaker 3:one type of food, the wait staff was so rude, so rude.
Speaker 2:He's like what can I get you? Can I get you anything else today? I'm like yeah, you get me a edible, fucking meal.
Speaker 1:You get me a fucking bar back. You get me a bar, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, no, fucking shit, this fucking guy, this fucking guy is going to come up to me and go what else can I get you? I'm like you can get me something I can fucking eat, because I haven't eaten a good fucking meal in 20 years, you know.
Speaker 1:The other day, speaking of bad eateries, Okay, the other day me and the mister we didn't have our anniversary, but every once in a while we have to have a date night.
Speaker 2:Keep the spark alive Of course.
Speaker 1:So he knows, one of my favorite places is the olive garden, the olive garden okay so we went to the olive garden now.
Speaker 2:Now we're talking fine italian cuisine. Now that's right.
Speaker 1:I only know the best okay um or fazoli's oh fazoli.
Speaker 2:But I dated a fazoli once, oh yeah, oh, he had the biggest cock-a-doodle. Let me tell you, oh oh, richard fazoli, biggest cock-a-doodle I ever seen the problem is with mortimer.
Speaker 1:Since I've been, he's been wanting me to talk dirty to him a little bit.
Speaker 2:Now it's really tough with this problem of my voice yeah, you got, you got that, you got the, the emphysema going on.
Speaker 1:But anyway, I'd be like Mortimer, get in there and start taking this ass from behind. You know, pound it good for mama. Suck on my toes.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm getting a little vergluft just even hearing you.
Speaker 1:And I said lick on the glitty from the biggest city.
Speaker 2:Oh, my goodness gracious, that's what I wanted. And flop on these floppy tins. Oh, you need to stop. You get me for left man I can.
Speaker 1:When I'm in the bedroom, I, when I'm in the bedroom, I rhyme.
Speaker 2:I like to rhyme I, I feel your voice, I feel it, I can feel it in your soul.
Speaker 1:I just want to bone down a little bit and one of the one of the just take mama to pleasure town.
Speaker 2:Did Mortimer at least deliver on any of this whatsoever? No, he couldn't get his dick standing oh.
Speaker 1:Mortimer. Mortimer, we gotta help you with that, like the fucking Yankees in the ninth inning oh, my God the fuck.
Speaker 2:At least it wasn't the Red Sox. Good God, oh my goodness gracious, it's like the.
Speaker 1:New York Mets Trying to get a winning team Fuck the Mets, fuck the Mets and their stupid fucking ass.
Speaker 2:And with that said, I think we're out of time today, yeah it looks like we're out of time. The stupid fucking producers over there. Fuck you guys. He's doing his little wrap it up thing. Fuck you man. Fuck you doing his little wrap it up thing. Fuck you man, fuck you. Listen, we're the Gobble Goo Gals. We're the Gobble Goo Gals and we'll tell you when we're fucking done.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker. You don't know who you're fucking messing with. You're fucking jabroni.
Speaker 2:You're fucking gobbleduff, fuck you. Okay, we're done because we got shit to do. I got to pick up my dry cleaning down there on 23rd Street or whatever the fuck it is. I don't fucking know where it's at. It's over there, next to that fucking shiesty Chinese joint. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucking Ching Ching's Laundromat yeah yeah, I think it's a Chinese restaurant with the laundromat going, but they, I tell you, good, sweet and sour chicken. It's the best. I usually hit up the General Tso's, oh yeah, but that'll do it up for us for the Gobble Goo Gals. I'm Karen Johansson and I'm Karen Osteen. We'll see you next time and if you don't come we'll break your fucking arms, eh.
Speaker 1:And if I don't come, mortimer's going to get punched in the fucking face. Hey, listen to me, you bunch of cabarima, you're gonna listen to the number one show.
Speaker 2:You're gonna watch it or I'm gonna come and break your fucking head. But come and check it out, cause this is the Gobble Goo Gals With Karen Olsteen and Karen Johansson, so you better watch it, or else we'll be swimming with the fishes. Now you fucking clap. You show some fucking respect.
Speaker 1:Yo, what's up? Thank you. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 2:Hey, welcome back. I hope you enjoyed that Hope you liked it, you fucking freaks, oh my fucking God. So yeah, the Gobble Goo Gals. They're feisty ladies.
Speaker 1:The.
Speaker 2:Little Wobble Gals, little Wobble, wooble, wooble. I'm bonafide Wobble Wobble.
Speaker 1:Wee Woogle, woogle, woogle Fucking Flintstones, flintstones.
Speaker 2:I was hoping we would get that reference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I appreciate it. Man, before we went to the break, I think that sometimes you got to look past yourself. I was talking to a bride the other day and I told her. I said, listen, man, I you know. She got ahold of me the day after and I'm thinking oh man, you know, I wonder like, was she from the bridal shows Monday? It was yesterday. So I called her yesterday and I'm like, hey, you know, hey, how's it going.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm just I said listen man.
Speaker 1:I said what really makes it special for me is that, like I said you could like I think we look at it a little different than a lot of people do. I said you choosing us to DJ your special day is an honor. It is. It really fucking is Right. There's so many others they could go with any dj. They can go to toledo, they can go to michigan, they can go indiana, they can go to cleveland yeah detroit all that stuff.
Speaker 1:They can pull a dj from anywhere. But they chose to go with us and to me like they put their trust in their first day together for the rest of their lives with us, and I told her. I said I look at it kind of like you and your husband right, you're you and your fiance. I said that guy could have picked any other woman in the world Billions and billions of women out there, single women all over the place. He could have picked anybody else, but he's deciding to tie his life to you. That's amazing. That's a fucking amazing thing. Good wedding singer. Thank you, bro, good wedding singer.
Speaker 1:Give me time to realize my you suck, you suck. They're starting to turn on George. They're starting to turn on George in there. Do you really want you suck? I love that part so much. What were we talking about looking up when we're coming in, dude, oh I don't remember remember it was uh, somewhere. I said you ever see that and it was fucking something funny, god damn it. I don't remember, I don't remember it either because it was before we even did anything. Today, um, I don't remember.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck, I don't remember I can feel it oh, yeah, my fucking song, dude oh, I laughed so hard at that fucking Dude. I don't remember what else you were doing.
Speaker 1:I need to listen to our newest podcast, our newest episode, because I want to listen to the song we did last week, which was Swimming Pools.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Somebody's pool, somebody's pool. Yeah, dude, the story was great. It was like you had an interwoven story about this guy trying to get into the pool it's a fucking gated pool, dude that's funny yeah, dude, I was like well, we're coming into summer, my wife's talking about them, um are you guys getting your pool set?
Speaker 1:up and, oh yeah, if it wasn't, I already told her what's happening with that fucking thing. Get rid of it. Uh, yep, I'm putting a fucking pool building back here. If that thing goes, I'm going to.
Speaker 2:You know what kind of suckers. Wasn't that kind of the appeal to buying the place in the first place? Was the pool, or was that kind of just an extra thing?
Speaker 1:When we bought this, we jumped into this fucking place a little too quick, no joke. I'm looking at it, dude, every day. Place a little too quick? Um, no joke, I'm looking at you and I'm every day, I'm looking.
Speaker 1:I'm like fuck man, that's wrong, that's broke I'm like fucking a dude, like I'm fixing things every day for myself, like I'm pretty handy when it comes to stuff, I can rig shit. It might not look. It may not look like bob fucking vila touched it, yeah, but I could get it to work. You know what I'm saying? Like fucking frustrating dude, I feel you. Oh my god yeah, it's even.
Speaker 2:I've been in this house almost 20 years and things are starting to kind of. I had to replace the central air. That was. That was eight grand and, uh, there's a there's. You've been in this house how long? Uh?
Speaker 1:since 2010, so 15 years holy shit, you bought this house in 2010 august of 2010 no shit.
Speaker 2:Yep, wow, wow, yeah, there's. There's little things like I. There's part of the roof that needs replaced and I I actually priced the whole roof and it was going to be more than what. I own the home and I'm just like um no 65 000 for a new roof fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1:No, what, you know what? Let me talk to my uncle. Um, my uncle told me he goes dude, you ever want to get your roof done? He said go amish, amish. Huh, yeah, he said he got his whole roof done. Metal, metal all the way around, steel like yeah, tin roof like metal. Yeah, I'm listening and I think it was less than I want to say. It was around. His is a huge roof too. It was around. Well, I 30 I guess 30 something.
Speaker 3:I guess they did it in a day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the issue with my roof and there's like around the spire. Like on the that side of the house I have that little spire above like the, the living room, and they said that that's really awkward. And then there's a lot of awkward like transitions in the roof and that's where a lot of the money goes into. Instead of it just being just a roof that does this, I have a roof that kind of does this and this and this, and it's just. I guess I don't know if that's some bullshit that some roof guy was trying to sell me on or that's really true.
Speaker 1:I don't know, probably because you have to make sure they overlap Right, right. So there's a lot of weird, weird dips and like transitions in the roof and that spire, I guess, is a really no, you do Just get like a fucking 100 by 100 foot on like tarp Tarp and put it over it. Yeah, put it over your roof roof.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just that's a good idea huge tall poles well, I've been trying to find somebody to like patch up this part of the roof over by my bedroom and I've had one guy try it and he failed miserably at it and that was eight hundred dollars down the fucking tube and uh I think I know who you're talking about I won't. I won't say his name on nope I Nope, I know who it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he's a worthless piece of shit and he knows who he is. And then I've been trying to find just a contractor. The problem is contractors, especially in the summer, don't really find it lucrative to come and take a week, or not a week, but two or three or four days to come and do a seven, eight thousand dollar patch job, when they could be off doing us fifty, sixty thousand, thirty thousand dollars I have somebody I can send your way.
Speaker 1:Dude, who's that? I'm gonna? Let him try my my place first, because I got a lot of stuff okay, okay um buddies uh, you just give that to me later.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's my buddy, cory, okay yeah I, I just, you know, I don't have it looks like eye candy.
Speaker 1:That's what she said. She's like because he used to.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know and hook you.
Speaker 1:Did you come up with military discount?
Speaker 2:okay and I'm like oh cool, call of duty, call of duty. Obviously I can't do anything about it now and I won't get into that just yet, but uh, but, it's because they sleep on the roof now like uncle fester oh, yeah, no I'm talking about my, my, uh, my monetary situation. So I but I won't get into that right here, right now but yeah, but hookin's not paying as much as john it's not man.
Speaker 1:It's just like nobody wants us we need to open up a chubby dude strip joint dude right next to chunking dales or whatever like chunking dales or something. Call it uh uh chunky dunks I like, yeah, chunky.
Speaker 2:Or I like chunking dales, but we may get it to a fucking copyright issue there. So who knows? Chunking dales, yeah, I don't know, I have no idea. Chunking dips, chucking tips, patty arbuckles, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Chubby Chasers, chubby Chasers Ooh, I like Chubby Chasers, that's fucking good man.
Speaker 2:Thank you, it's got the alliterations.
Speaker 1:It just works real well, can we get the Porky sign? Yes, chubby Checkers, yeah, or Chubby Chasers.
Speaker 2:Now see, when I think of chubby checkers, I think of rallies or something.
Speaker 1:Burgers.
Speaker 2:Burger, chubby chasers, I'd go for a burger Actually I did have a. Or tub fucks, tub fucks. That would be like an escort service. Tubby fucks, tubby fucks Like start a fat dude escort service. Tub of war, tub of war, oh my God man, chubby Wub. You know what it's called, chubby Wubbers.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the all-male strip joint of um of um portly gentleman called buffet we're gonna have a smorgasbord.
Speaker 2:Smorgasbord dude. I can listen to you come up with fat dude strip club names all day. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, tons of fun, tons of fun. Okay, so here's another question. Say we did a big dude strip joint. Okay, what would be your name, what would be your strip name Ooh. And what would be your song oh be your strip name Ooh.
Speaker 2:And what would be your song? Oh my God, this is okay, a fat dude strip club name, I would probably go with Wendell.
Speaker 1:That's fucking great. Oh, wendell, that's fucking great dude. Oh my God, I don't get their fucking panties wet. I go with Wendell. It's fucking great dude.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that'll get their fucking panties wet, I'd go with Wendell, and then my song would be I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, think of a song and then you got to play it for us. We got to know what the fuck you're doing.
Speaker 2:Okay, what song would I? I don't know, I can't think of one. Let me hear you.
Speaker 1:Okay, my name would be bisquick because you know like women have like the, the lacy and and fucking cinnamon yeah, yeah sexy names like fucking, whatever I don't know um this quick this quick because I'm white yeah fucking god damn dude.
Speaker 2:That's one of the best I should call yourself crisco, crisco.
Speaker 1:Oh, there we go. Crisco is a great, that's a great name, crisco, fucking lard dude, dude, lard Laws.
Speaker 2:My name is Laws.
Speaker 1:What would be your song? Okay, 20 Fingers, yep Short Dick man.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:That's my fucking song Right here're talking about. That's my fucking song. Right here it is.
Speaker 3:This is my fucking song is it yep short, short man is the right one.
Speaker 1:This one yep this would be my dance and just think when it kicks in dude right, I know this song yep, this is when I walk out.
Speaker 3:Here comes the mighty bisquick oh my god, you can picture it, can't you? I got dude.
Speaker 2:I got this image in my head and I'm kind of getting aroused fucking breaking them up. I'm dancing people can't see that.
Speaker 1:I know I am too this song had such great bass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this song's awesome. It was so simple that would be my fucking song.
Speaker 1:Dude. I know a song you should come out to Wendell. Oh, I gotta see which one are you doing?
Speaker 2:Wendell's song. This is Wendell's song. Dude, no fucking way.
Speaker 1:The mighty Wendell Wendell. What about Lost Ketchup, would that?
Speaker 2:be a good one, lost cat the ketchup song yeah, the ketchup.
Speaker 1:I love the ketchup song. You know, I saw this would be for if we had a spanish one um meatloaf his name would be loaf nachos bel grande or or.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say like if you had a guy called Grande Burrito, grande Queso Epinata, his name would be Queso. Come to the stage. Epinata Del Taco, bill Taco. I used to love this song back in the day coming to the stage gordita wait, this isn't the stupid english version, is it? Oh no, I hate the spanish version.
Speaker 1:I like this, you know it's got.
Speaker 2:It's got to be the spanish version. It just doesn't. The spanglish one just doesn't flow that well. You know, I saw a worst song of all time and this was on it and I'm like what?
Speaker 1:Plus, their lips don't match up with the English one. I like this one.
Speaker 2:This isn't the right video either. It's gotta be the one at the beach. I think it is. This is it? This is it right? Right video either. It's got to be the one at the beach. I think it is. This is it? This is it right here? Okay, Third time's the fucking charm idiot. Yeah, this is it right here, yeah, you got it, no, no.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the stage. Reap Rod Bean. No, his name is Salsa, salsa, ooh, there we go. This song is such a jam, but it didn't take off it is. They do this thing.
Speaker 2:yeah, All they're doing is the hand drive, yeah, and then they do this little thing at the end of it. They're fucking hot too, by the way they are.
Speaker 1:This is a lost gem dude.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, this is a lost gem dude. Yes, yes.
Speaker 1:I was listening to. Okay, so Sarah from work was showing me a dude named Pink Guy. Oh yeah, there he is, pink guy um song dude. Okay, so the dude's name is pink guy okay and, uh, he's a rapper, okay, but kind of a singer rapper, and I think the song's called she's so Nice. I don't know if that's the right one, but let me see. Yeah, she's so nice, some new music. Thank you, sarah, for showing me this. You probably aren't listening anyway, so I guess. Thank you, sarah, for showing me this.
Speaker 3:You probably aren't listening anyway, so I guess not. What the hell I got 12 inch deep in the pussy. After 20 minutes you can drive a fucking Jeep in the pussy.
Speaker 2:No, I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy. When I pee it burns. I let it burn like George Bushy. I regret to inform you I fucked a girl's pussy. Man, I swear I didn't know. Jakey, jakey, jakey, jakey, I knew all along. I just fucked your girl before this song and I know it's kinda wrong, but she's sucking on my thong and she's so fat, like a leg whale, shoot that boon with a harpoon and I'm the fucking whale boozy. That's why I fucked your fat girlfriend. You fucking nerd. She's so nice, she's so nice, she's so nice, what the hell.
Speaker 3:She's so nice, she's so nice, she's so nice, she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice, she's so nice, she's so nice.
Speaker 1:She lets me use her body, but she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice. I can see this coming up on a $5 show and I'm buying the motherfucker, oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Absolutely Dude. I love the abrupt transition into this fucking smooth singing. She's so nice. She's so nice, fuck my bitch and I'm gonna fuck you good bitch. It's so good. She comes back every time.
Speaker 3:It goes to show that none of these hoes are worth a dime, but she's so nice, but she's so nice, but she's so nice. This is so good. Yeah so, but she's so nice.
Speaker 2:That is amazing. I think we got maybe time. I just want to hear one more thing. Yeah, let's find it dude.
Speaker 1:Here you want me to look up the better. Another good song.
Speaker 3:Here I'm going to find.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it's Pink Guy. Okay, let's go to Pink Guy Artist. Alright, let's see.
Speaker 2:STFU seems to be the next popular yeah stfu going ahead.
Speaker 1:There's stfu, he's got a fucking video video dude. I love this dude so much.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up. You're a fucking cunt. Shut the fuck up. You're a stupid cunt. Suck my dick. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:Stop being a fucking cunt. This reminds me of like Bloodhound. Yeah, I was just gonna say Bloodhound gig. Nobody even wants you here dude, I like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's sick. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, what, what?
Speaker 2:Yes, you're a fucking dumb shit. You don't even run shit. Get the fuck up off my face and go to hell and eat a dick. Come and catch these hands, boy. Come and match these hands, boy. I'm not crazy, I just do it all Because I can, boy what? Holy shit, that was a little dark. That was a little dark, that was a little dark. Very poor taste.
Speaker 1:I shouldn't have said that, Dude. I got one more once she answers me, I'm just trying to wait for her to answer me. I told her. I said hey, gave you a shout out on the podcast Showed John Pink guys. She goes oh geez. So I'm asking her because there's one Remember Isaac that came on the show.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There's one that podcasted with him, that joined him and it's got this rapping stuff. Okay, look up BBNO money sign.
Speaker 2:BBNO dollar sign. Bbno dollar sign.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, so this guy was on the podcast. Let me look up. I'll see if I can find his number one song.
Speaker 2:It says two. Looks like the first one that came up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go ahead. Two is the second one. La la la.
Speaker 3:Two, four, six, eight.
Speaker 2:Who do we appreciate? It's for like five months ago.
Speaker 3:It's got 18 million views.
Speaker 1:So I guess he teamed up with Isaac on his show. Oh, really, a little bit. That fucking beat is nasty. Yeah, I like it. Man out, la, la, la, la. It's y2k, and him as well la la la all.
Speaker 3:One word there, it is all right hi, welcome to y2k's big fun, fun show. I'm your host, y2k. I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, very special guest. Baby, no Money.
Speaker 2:That's how you pronounce it, Dude. It looks like Pee-wee's Playhouse.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it does. Did I really just forget the melody?
Speaker 2:Oh, this is a TikTok song. Oh, this is a really popular tiktok song that's the number one song. I can see it 590 billion views. I hear this, all tiktok reels all the fucking time.
Speaker 3:It is like peewee herbert. It's like wienerville, yeah, wienerville, yeah, wienerville, yeah. I've heard this song.
Speaker 2:Dude, what a great fucking tune man.
Speaker 3:I like the other one better though.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that beat was hard.
Speaker 3:I love the techno mixed with that rap stuff.
Speaker 1:It so fucking good, dude another one dude, if we got a couple seconds I, I could check out. Run the jewels. Now, this is not the same one and this ain't from sarah, but I'm telling you what dude, if you like, outcast. Um, one of my buddies told me Run the Jewels, dude. These dudes are nasty. Oh, did you pick the?
Speaker 2:number one. I just put the first day I came up. Come on, bitch.
Speaker 1:Which one's it called? Legend has it Yep that's the number one song Run the. I just got their album. These guys are like a harder, like kind of a harder outcast, that's what they remind me of Kind of reminds me of acid today.
Speaker 2:The choice with the matches and ashes away. We dash away Dollar addiction. The pistol is raffling away Doctors of death, killing our patients of breath. We are the pain you can trust. It ain't work. Hooking up curses and slurs, smoking my brain in a mush. I became famous for blaming you fucks, maming my way through the brush there was no training or taming of me and my bruh there was no training or taming of me and my bra Live like a man, but I'm animal bra. We are the murderers there, dead with the jail. And we murdered the murderers there, then went to hell and discovered the devil Delivered some hurt in this care, used to have power to push. I like that saxophone dude. Holy, I'm burning a bush Now. I give a fuck about none of this shit.
Speaker 1:Two runner over and out of this bitch. Oh, oh yeah, they're doing a run. The jewels sign.
Speaker 3:That's what that is a run the jewels sign.
Speaker 2:Look at the little girl there.
Speaker 1:That's what they're doing like this Run the jewels. But I went to 22 Market and picked it up, dude To run the jewels, traded some shit in it, got it.
Speaker 2:So happy dude, I love running the jewels Dude, that goes hard bro Dude, they are.
Speaker 2:They're like if you took an outcast like a duo group and turned them into like a fucking harder group because it's schoolboy q is part of them yeah but schoolboy q is fucking nasty in himself I like it, yeah, so with that said, with that being said, we have to end it tonight okay, well, wait that I'm not going to this bitch's butt I'm more if you mixed uh the first guy with uh these guys dude, that's what I do all about sex, but it's just like hood sex yeah.
Speaker 1:Not on top of a hood. It's more like hood, like there's rats and feces and bums and trash Sewage water Yummy Trash.
Speaker 2:Do you have any other departing words besides random shit? Street lights.
Speaker 1:Street lights. No, I'd just like to say thank you again to sarah. Thank you, um, thank you guys for listening to me kind of harp on stuff today and uh hopefully you enjoyed our skit. If you enjoyed our skit, let us know, because I would not mind doing that again that was so much fucking fun.
Speaker 2:That was all off the cuff too it was so cool.
Speaker 1:Um, we had, uh, we had a good day. It was kind of nice to switch scenes. We went from usually our death metal, heavy metal to kind of doing some hardcore hip-hop.
Speaker 2:A little something different today.
Speaker 1:Dude, that fucking dude, I'm telling you what that BB. No Money, dude.
Speaker 2:I'm down for that.
Speaker 3:Baby no Money was the second one, and the first one was Pink Guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pink Guy. Pink Guy no money was the second one. Techno, yeah, and the first one was pink guy. Yeah, pink guy.
Speaker 1:I love that that's going into the playlist for sure. Yes, um, and then, uh, the last one was run the jewels. The last song we were listening to was run the jewels, which is amazing, dude. Um, I'm getting more. I notice getting older, I'm getting more into that old school hip hop.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Boom, like a tribe called Quest is probably one of my number ones. Hell yeah, wu-tang Clan, fucking up there. They ain't no one to fuck with.
Speaker 2:I heard.
Speaker 1:I heard they don't. I heard that they don't frick with nobody. You don't want to frick with the Wu-Tang Clan, don't fuck with the Wu file
Speaker 2:your paper, oh chocolate I need it badly uh, you guys can hear us on spotify, apple music, amazon you guys, wherever you get your podcast or john's window.
Speaker 1:If you want to come out, yeah, or?
Speaker 2:yeah, or you can listen to us live outside my window. That'd be cool too. Uh, uh, yeah. So we appreciate everyone who listens. Drop us a like on facebook. Uh, you can check us out on there. Uh, yeah, that's about it, so, yeah, so we will see you on the next go around. I'm and I'm, jason, sugar peace out girl scouts later, homies.