It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 165: Small Town Laughs: Weight Loss, Wrestling, and Controversial Dreams
Two friends with absolutely no filter take you on a wild conversational journey through the everyday absurdities of life in small-town Ohio.
This episode captures John and Jay at their uncensored best as they navigate topics ranging from serious business ventures to uncomfortably hilarious personal stories. John shares his ambitious journey toward purchasing a beloved local game store, revealing the surprising support he's found within the community banking system and downtown business network. His passionate commitment to preserving an important local establishment shines through as he details contingency plans and potential partnerships.
The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion of their successful weight loss journeys - John proudly shares his 17-pound accomplishment while his co-host celebrates dropping over 14 pounds. Their mutual accountability system offers a glimpse into the genuine friendship that makes this podcast so engaging.
When the topic shifts to a recent local wrestling event that Jay DJ'd for, listeners get treated to hilarious behind-the-scenes insights into the indie wrestling world - from Thunder Dick's entrance music to wrestlers changing costumes in shared spaces. Their metal music review segment captures authentic first reactions to bands like Wage War and Otep, complete with impromptu comparisons to movie soundtracks.
Perhaps most memorably, Jay recounts an awkward dream involving his wife and John's brother that sparked real-world conversations - demonstrating the hosts' remarkable willingness to share even their most embarrassing moments. Through it all, their distinctive brand of humor and honesty creates an experience that feels like joining two friends for an evening of unscripted entertainment.
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Speaker 2:Yo, yo, yo, it's every day, every day with John and Ajay.
Speaker 1:With John and Ajay Hi baby, hi baby, hi baby, yo yo. It's every day, every day. What's on the day, what's?
Speaker 2:on the day hi baby, hi baby. We're back with another episode. We used to do that all the time at mcdonald's I know right it was so funny hi baby.
Speaker 3:Speaking of mc homies, dude, I was looking at, uh, shannon and drew's cruise yeah, dude, so proud of like that that lady went from, like I mean, she was always she's a muscle mommy, she was always pretty smoking, she's a muscle mommy, and Drew was always so cool.
Speaker 3:I think that girl could, like body, slam me man Honestly if I was him walking around, did she be my bodyguard Right? She'd carry me across the threshold like a little chocolate drop like norvin. Yeah, no man, she'd be like my little chocolate drop dude, you could, you could seriously like I want to. I want to wash I want to arm wrestle her.
Speaker 2:You could wash clothes on her abs, bro shannon.
Speaker 3:Yeah I want to arm wrestle you. I'll probably lose. But I want to arm wrestle you. I'll probably lose, but I want to do it.
Speaker 2:Those abs are godly.
Speaker 3:God damn dude. Yeah, no shit man. You're fucking out in the ocean and the fucking village people are watching. They're fucking goddamn cloths on you. But dude no joke Much respect, dude, way to go.
Speaker 2:You won't catch me on a cruise though Absolutely not. Nope, not John. Yeah, dude, um, you know, I don't catch me on a cruise though. No, absolutely not. Nope, not john, and no, no thanks you should.
Speaker 3:Just I could do all the shit on a long train ride I would they should do a train cruise. That'd be kind of cool. That's an interesting. That's kind of cool, interesting, you know do a train where it has a bunch of party stuff on it yeah and you stop at different towns like trading places long way trading places kind of.
Speaker 2:Did that. Remember, were there the gorilla suits and stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were doing like a new year's new year's thing, yeah, but I like to say I like that kind of idea that'd be kind of neat. You have like a casino car, uh, like a fucking, like you know, hot tub, car, sauna, car, shit like that, like where you can go to different cars and do things yeah, and I won't get killed by a fucking shark or an iceberg.
Speaker 2:I like that idea.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'll just get derailed and died a fiery explosion that's what happened over on the other side of ohio, london, or whatever I wish we had like high speed rail, but that'll never happen oh, like japan and shit. Yeah, right, because actually like europe in general. Yeah, but americans. So we're so dumb, we don't follow the fuck.
Speaker 2:Well, I think, I think the car, I think like the. The automobile industry would have something to say about that too, like a lot of lobbyists would, would shut that down pretty fucking quick.
Speaker 2:But like europe, has that shit down to a science in japan too. Yeah, like you said, it's, it's, uh, it's, it's, I would take. The only smatterings of public transportation that we have here is just in cities themselves with, like, light rail. Cleveland's is actually pretty decent, I feel it's, it's great. It's two, it's basically five dollars every you go anywhere on any rail like, but it's basically 250 there, 250 back. You know, we take it, we get off the the uh, the tarp, hike the i-280 that would go to brook park in cleveland and then we take that to tower city downtown and if the brouds get their new stadium, you know that's gonna that our, our hidden little gem is gonna be exposed for for all, for all time's sake yeah, I just um what I?
Speaker 2:I don't know, not a lot of people know about it either. Man, I always tell like oh, people are like oh yeah, we're going to a concert at rocket mortgage field house or whatever like oh, okay, yes, oh the rta, yeah, yeah dude
Speaker 3:yeah probably the one of the best things you ever.
Speaker 2:It's the best kept secret in fucking.
Speaker 3:Don't get me wrong you're riding and somebody's come pretty much.
Speaker 2:Oh oh, it's public transportation.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of sketchy fucking people out there oh, dude, I loved it when I was walking through and there's some dude with his fucking socks and shoes off sitting on a bench with oh yeah, listen, get a job, you bum.
Speaker 2:Listen. If you get, I said a dollar bitch, if you could stomach being with the Cretans, then listen. Okay, what would you rather have?
Speaker 3:Well, I, mean it's not the Cretans I have a problem with, it's usually the blacks. That's the issue I have. This is what dude one time we were in there.
Speaker 2:I'm just kidding this dude rolled up there and started just trying to sell fake Rolexes to everybody and shit. One time I was like like five bucks dude.
Speaker 3:No, thanks bro, I'm good dude, I'm like nigga back off. Listen, I'm a good american white man. Dude, you ain't bringing down my goddamn credit here's the thing I've been racist in a while and I needed to kind of you gotta get that out. I gotta get that up, dude, yeah yeah, I mean, I've had a lot of time to be just normal and uh, so now it is time to be racist again I was watching uh dopey abedis the society while drinking your juice I fucking love that movie.
Speaker 2:It's like he's just now confused. It's like yeah, you know you shouldn't say the word nigga, that's just what the white man uses. It's like oh, remind me, I'm gonna get my clean cleaning from the cheek down the street I love the excuse.
Speaker 3:my ebony sister, Could you please tap that?
Speaker 2:goddess.
Speaker 3:Tap that, goddess, my milk and magnesium Dude. I'm glad you do it, baby. You know there are no positive female role models in these movies.
Speaker 2:There ain't no positive female role models in these movies.
Speaker 2:There's like leaves falling dude it's only on his yard. Yeah, it models in these no positive female role models. There's like leaves falling, dude, it's only on his yard. Yeah, it's just like they're just almost like someone's just dumping the leaves off the top of the car. Man, I'll suck your dick. I got these cheeseburgers, man. No, get out of here. Get out of here, fucking away. You know okay, so the one, I don't know if you do. There's like extended seats on the amazon prime version, so I have.
Speaker 2:I have it on prime okay so I was watching I was watching it on prime today before he got here, yeah, and there was a scene you know the scene where he tries, he gets that they're at that party and then a slope dog goes up. Oh, yeah, you know how many. You know how many cupcakes I could get for this and then and then loke dog goes up to that few because I beg, get home number. He goes, bite yourself and give me your goddamn number. And she's like oh, that wasn't in there.
Speaker 2:No it was in the movie, but there was an extended part of that. There was a part where she fought back, where, like that, she put her gad up to Lokedog's chin. Oh, dude yeah yeah, I remember seeing that the other day I go. I don't remember this part Like was this like a director's cut, kind of thing.
Speaker 3:This is from my homies, you don't sit on the fucking dead dudes.
Speaker 2:But like the girl's like yeah, it's like, oh, that's pretty hot. You know, she had his dad up in his chair and stuff. I killed my mom and dad or something like that, and I'm like I don't remember all this so dude, okay, so on, so dude, okay.
Speaker 3:So, on that note, speaking of shootings and killings in the hood what do you think about that poor girl from fucking Toledo?
Speaker 2:man, I saw the story. I don't know much about it.
Speaker 3:Okay, so pretty much what it is. Oh my God man. Okay. So dude killed his daughter, abducted his daughter she was missing for a while, 13 years old killed her, put her ass in an abandoned building put her dead body in there right tried to, I think, but it didn't work okay but I guess she was. Her throat was clear cut or um, fuck her um. Her appendages were severed, jesus. Then he went down to columbus, okay, and got shot. The fuck up oh by who?
Speaker 3:oh by oh, dude, dude do me a favor, look up the columbus police. The dude goes if you're gonna murder somebody, you don't come to our fucking town, like he's. Like, our SWAT nailed it. Yeah, dude, columbus. Um, oh god, I don't know what it would be called. I saw the video today and the police officer's like if you're gonna murder somebody and you're a murderer on the run, you don't know what it would be called. I saw the video today and the police officer's like if you're going to murder somebody and you're a murderer on the run, there he is.
Speaker 2:That dude right there, the one you're on, watch this guy. This is for TOL.
Speaker 4:I'm Brian Steele, b-r-i-a-n-s-t-e-e-l. I'm the president of the Toronto Order of Police Capital City Lodge and I'll let my colleague introduce himself.
Speaker 3:Brian Toth, executive vice president of the Toronto Order of Police.
Speaker 4:I love what this dude says, the big tall guy. So I got the call. Can you hold on one second so we can let the car through Get out of the shot before he gets shot Message. Message. I received a call we never want to get. One of our officers was involved in a police-involved shooting. Immediately went to scene to speak to our officer, one of our swat officers, a dedicated officer, uh, highly trained, as you know, our special operations bureau longtime member. He's okay, thank god, he's okay. When I heard about this case.
Speaker 3:This was an individual wanted for homicide.
Speaker 4:I called my union counterpart in toedo. I said hey, good news, we have your guy. Your guy committed a murder, chose to fled to our town. I'll tell you right now the wrong town to come to. If you murder somebody, our SWAT team will go out looking for you.
Speaker 4:This case is one of the most horrific cases I ever heard. This is a 14-year-old that was murdered, raped, had her hands cut off and her throat almost cut off. This is an absolute animal that came into our town. I understand some of your editors won't let you print the word animal or view the word animal. If people are more offended to how I'm describing him, how he treated that girl, that's on them, not on me. Again, I'm glad our officers are okay. Our SWAT are the best of the best. We have sent a message you murder somebody, do not come to this town the message you murder somebody, do not come to this town, dude.
Speaker 3:I love this. That is. That is direct. That's balls deep, bro I mean?
Speaker 2:what are the comments dude? I gotta see the comments dude. So this is all animals not strong enough for anyone who would do that to roll child as a monster.
Speaker 3:Okay my only question was a good pussy? Jesus christ, I'm just kidding, okay, man don't hold me that.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck bro.
Speaker 3:I'm trying not to laugh this is fucked up, it is messed up dude. It says and you know what that is. It's a sad thing because I have, I have a 15-old daughter, almost 16-year-old daughter, jesus.
Speaker 2:Christ, you're old.
Speaker 3:I know I have a 23-year-old fucking son.
Speaker 2:That's crazy too.
Speaker 3:So I have a 23-year-old son and a 16-year-old daughter and I know there's a lot of our listeners and stuff like Tony that has a daughter and stuff and I couldn't imagine this is a father that did this to his kid. I don't understand, I don't get. I don't understand how you can, not how you could, take your kid and just fucking do that. I don't. I understand discipline, but this is too far. You know, like I, I don't. I don't understand how he raped his own kid, him and his buddy.
Speaker 2:He had a friend.
Speaker 3:I just realized that yeah, raped his own kid, shut the fuck up and then cut there, which, which I think is the most acceptable part of it. Thanks, dad. Jesus christ, we're really hitting them hard today, dude, I dude, I'm telling you what this is you're on, you're on a whole nother level. This is a long time waiting. I've been good for too long, and now it's time for the, the, the fucking evil boat from willie wonka to show its head right now and it just won't stop showing crap.
Speaker 2:Get your noodle going. I just made that dude.
Speaker 3:That was awesome, I'm like. Did he say that? No, I just oh, fuck, oh. By the way, I got your uh stuff out in the truck okay I got eight cans of tuna oh, fuck, yeah, dude, I'll eat the piss out of that and then, um, I got your slammer guy that oh, okay dude, it's cool.
Speaker 2:I think it's numbered and it's oh, speaking of ghostbusters, I saw ollie's is getting a bunch of ghostbusters stuff I read. I'll ollie's.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the fucking, uh the one, yeah, the one oh yeah the one yeah yeah, I saw fucking aj sent it to me I'm like what those are gonna go, those are gonna sell out so fast and you don't really sell them for like 49 bucks. Yeah, 50 bucks that's if it's the same one. I bought.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna be so pissed I do dude I knew you're gonna say that I wanted over 200 dollars.
Speaker 3:I know I wanted to bring it up.
Speaker 2:I was like dude. If it's the same one, it has to be kind of maybe a? Uh, maybe a lower scaled one, maybe, but I don't know if it's the same one, but the box.
Speaker 3:The box looks exactly the same.
Speaker 2:It's the spangler neutron one, so I'm like which one?
Speaker 3:is that the one I?
Speaker 2:got. Yeah, it's the one you got yeah, I was like dude, that's crazy. If they're selling that for 50 bones, that's hilarious oh my god, I was like you jay-z. Fuck, I can't imagine it being the exact same version.
Speaker 3:You know maybe keep a look on hobby lobby. Wait till they come out with a neon of fucking the ghostbusters dude, I'm wait, dude I was looking for. I'm like, okay, they got like sign they got like everything here so like the sign, a fucking light up sign your spirit.
Speaker 2:Halloween usually has kind of a good lockdown on ghostbusters stuff, but I spirit if, if, hobby lobby I'm telling you what hobby lobby went from like oh, it's hobby lobby, whatever dude, what did hobby? Lobby become fucking awesome? Or did I just get old like? Could somebody explain?
Speaker 3:that to me, I 100 agree.
Speaker 2:I went in there and I'm like well, hobby lobby got cool, or we got old, or both, both, because I would like you were telling you like oh, dude, they got all this shit like dude's hobby, like my mom goes in this place, dude, what the fuck. Kind of cool shit. I'm like oh, they got like theater stuff, like home theater decorations and the neons everywhere I bought one. I bought one. I gotta put it up still I got the my.
Speaker 3:I got a bunch of a couple of neons in my.
Speaker 2:I plugged it in and I was like dude, this is the greatest fucking thing. Now it's just the led light, but it looks like a neon side and it's awesome, dude, they got tons of that, tons of those like really good price, dude.
Speaker 2:They got tons of those faux neon signs and they look incredible, because some of them you can test them right there at the store. Yeah, you press the button, you press the button. I'm like, oh my God, dude, this looks awesome. This is cool as fuck, dude. They had like video game decor. They had man cave fucking decorations. I saw that and I was like dude.
Speaker 3:I'm about to see if your wife's out of the bathroom yet.
Speaker 2:She isn't feeling too good, so who knows? Yeah, she is, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:All right, man, I'm going to take a little break, Skye, because I'm about to piss my pants and that's your wife saying it's okay to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2:It's got to pee, got to pee. I'll be back Got to pee.
Speaker 2:My bladder's about to blow the fuck out of me you should just pee on the stream, get it. So I'm having a good time right now. Not you ever see that scene in Scanners where his dude's head just explode? Hey, you ever see that dude where he cut off his tug but he didn't. It just didn't die, it pulsated, it grew little baby tugs. That was pretty cool. Snow White, snow White Shitty. Jay's coming back and he's back. I was doing like Wade's Roll quotes. I'm like it's like I'm Having a good time right now. Not you ever see that scene of scanners where his head just Explodes?
Speaker 3:But no, yeah, I'm gonna do that. I feel so good. Plus, dude, it gives me a chance to use bath and body work so, which we have at home, but it always smells so amazing I.
Speaker 3:I buy stock and bath and body works like cologne and everything else. So anyway, on a good positive note I love positive. I ordered um. By the way, I don't know if I sent you a picture. I can send you a picture of the scale that joe told me to get. Okay, um, I ended up buying one last night and I talked to my dog, brett, my doctor, yeah, and I was telling him. I said, dude, you know, I've been working out with my buddies and stuff. I said, because joe goes to brett, right, and then you go to shannon, right, okay. So I was telling him. I said, yeah, I've been working out with my buddies and stuff. And, dude, because when he walked, brett walked in, he goes hey, he's like, look at you, look at you. I thought he was gonna pick me up, I thought he was gonna like like from elf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like look at you, you know so.
Speaker 3:So he uh. So no, no joke, I'm gonna say this straight up man brett is amazing that whole office, yeah, yeah, I love it and I heard is amazing. Yeah, she's good um, but um, brett is amazing, um, he goes. He was telling me my totals, he goes. Since last time I went in, I've lost 17 pounds. Nice, um, good work. Thank you, man.
Speaker 2:Well, it's because we all keep ourselves accountable I've lost 14 point something pounds, 14.2 pounds, since february 11th that's really good I knew you were gonna drop quick.
Speaker 3:Um, and I told him. I said you know, well, I was talking to him today and, uh, because I'm down technically, like I have my shoes on and stuff too, and I saw you were.
Speaker 2:You were definitely under 300.
Speaker 3:So for sure, for sure um, I was, I was even joking. I had some girls in there laughing because I was like hold on, let me put my phone down, let me put this down, my wallet. And I said here, let me take my earrings off, those add a lot and everything else and I had some girls in there laughing.
Speaker 3:But I looked at the scale and I was like, can I please take a picture of that? And that's what that picture was was the scale at the office Right right, because she's like you, better hurry. And by the office right right, because she's like better hurry. And by the time it came up it was nothing. She pulled it back. I was like, got it nice. Um. But I was talking to him about how my scale, because my scale at home I was trying to weigh myself and I was like, oh, cool, got on it 290. I'm like fuck, yeah, dude, 290, are you kidding me? Then it jumped. Then I got on it again because I was like, okay, that seems sketch.
Speaker 2:Um, okay 305, okay 314 yeah, okay, 307 does that too. If I'm not perfect, like if, if my feet are too far, a little too far up on the scale, because it's like the scale is not, like my feet are too big or something. Well, they.
Speaker 3:He said, after a while you got to get a new scale he goes, they just they're not. They they update and they're not calibrated right so um, I ordered the one that your brother has.
Speaker 2:Yeah, send that to me, because I definitely.
Speaker 3:And I showed him. He was telling me his His is called Mize or Hize or something. It was like Y-Z-E or something like that and Y-Y-Z Rush. Yeah, r-y-z. I think it's R-Y-Z or something like that. So, and then the one I got was like eclectic something. Oops, yeah, eclectic, so we're fucking turtles. So I think, I think it's what's called, and um, awesome but your mom has that. Yeah, it's your mom and dad do. Yeah, right, joe has it. I ordered it last night. It's only 20 nice I would get one um, it goes up to 400 pounds too.
Speaker 3:So it's just really cool, because a lot of some scales stop at 250 right, um, the one I have it like.
Speaker 2:When I was like 400 pounds, it was it. It was just like struggling to figure out like, okay, why is this heavy ass motherfucker on me right now? Get off, get off now. Error it'll like it'll like it'll go like, it'll do like this little oh, the little dots, it'll go, it'll go, I'm like get off me get off me that is the most demoralizing it is dude, it is, I was dude, it's so true.
Speaker 3:So when you're that big and you get on a scale, digital scale, it basically tells you yeah, this isn't happening today, bud, you need to get the fuck off but I was telling him I'm like dude, I went from a 42 44 size waist down to a 36 38 somewhere around that area and then I said shirts, I went from um 5X comfortable, 4x okay to 2X okay and comfortable, like 3X is really comfortable, 2x is comfortable and okay. So mostly I wear 2Xs now and he told me he goes dude, he goes your A1C. He goes dude, that's a 5.4, 5.4. Which, for everybody out there that doesn't know, um a1c is like your blood, it's your blood sugar yeah, yeah, combined with, uh, something, some other stat too, I forget what it is um, but it's supposed to be your like.
Speaker 3:It's how they could tell, like your level to becoming a diabetic or not. Is your? Is your a1c? Um, yeah, john pulled it's your blood.
Speaker 2:It's your average blood sugar over the last two to three months okay, so yeah.
Speaker 3:So my a1c was a 5.4 and sarah. Well, I went home and I told sarah and she goes. I was like what do you mean by that? He said it was really good she goes, mine's in the sixes oh geez yeah.
Speaker 3:So I mean, sixes aren't terrible, but he goes dude, your shit is going down, it keeps going down. You're doing great, like dude. He was so happy and like last, like okay. So, like everybody knows in town, here in our lovely local northwest ohio village, yeah, um, our local game store that I worked at we plugged on here a couple times has unfortunately closed its doors, which really sucks, because I love the place. I've been off and on with the place for 16 years. Coming up in August would be 16 years and I was looking to buy it.
Speaker 3:And I want to say thank you to everybody who listens. That also is supporting everything, because obviously I've been posting every day on Level Up, our Facebook page, and Tony Buccione. Thank you, dude, I know you've been commenting and definitely showing your support and I appreciate it. Sorry, I can't talk to you a whole lot, dude. I know you've been commenting and definitely showing your support and I appreciate it. Sorry, I can't talk to you a whole lot, dude, even though I'm not working. I'm busy. I'm running trying to get things in order to get this fucking place back open.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it just dude like so where did you guys leave it? If you could tell us.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, so pretty much here's. Here's the deal. The um, the owner, which I have a lot I do like outside of owning level up and being a friend, uh, um, I have a huge amount of respect for and I love the guy I do like he's. He's a good dude when it comes down to that. I just think owning a business wasn't. He had a good principle in taking care of customers, but when it come to paying the piper, he didn't have a very good discipline in doing that. So, that being said, he wanted more. He wants more than what I'm offering to pay for it, and we even talked about it today and I'm just like listen, dude. I said I get it. I totally understand that the whole year in sales definitely covers what that is. The problem I'm having with that is is that you're not taking into consideration payroll fucking cost of goods, the utilities, upkeep, fucking, all the other accoutrements that we're gonna have to pay.
Speaker 2:Thank you, I love that word too.
Speaker 3:Um, the other like things that we're gonna have to put into this business. Right, keep it running and I'm gonna have to pay every month. You know what I'm saying. So you're not taking into consideration. Once you break all that shit down and take that stuff out, I'm paying a lot of money. So, no joke, I was looking based on a $300,000 sales year. 22% is, or 22 grand is sales tax $22,000. So you're still left with $278,000. Problem with that is is that you've got inventory going out, you've got trades going out, you've got cash like your cash flow. There's a lot of those little the ebbs and flows, yeah, the little X's and O's in there that are fucking nickel and diming you to where you could have a $30,000 month and be only bringing home $500.
Speaker 3:So that's the problem. And also I said listen, dude, I said we're going, I'm going through a bank and the bank has to make sure they're getting their return on this, and if we're not getting a return, if they can't guarantee a return, they're not going to give me a fucking loan. It's just, it's how it's going to work. You can sit there and blow smoke up an ass all day, but it doesn't matter. Banks no dude, and also banks want for sure they're like me, yeah, they they know I want to.
Speaker 3:I don't play the lottery because I don't have a guarantee of winning yeah, I don't play it.
Speaker 2:Do banks have, like, those underwriters that have all those fucking like, uh, they have all that fancy schmancy, uh, algorithms and risk analysis and all that shit? Dude, it's, they know and they'll, they'll fucking know before you.
Speaker 3:The one thing I would like to say, though, about this tiffin community and I want to. We have one of the best. I know a lot of people poo-poo it and everything else. I don't know why, though. We have a one of the best downtown support systems that you can have.
Speaker 2:It's a lot better than what it used to be.
Speaker 3:I agree 100%. I went down for free, talked to Donna. Her name's Donna Gross. She runs downtown here, Dude, always smiling, runs her releve which is like a yoga studio. She does that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just an amazing lady dude. She supported a lot of the music, Like when Jake and everybody was plugged in and playing rock music.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:She supported that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's cool, and when we do have our band going and we want to put on a concert. She said she would help us with that. That'd be sweet, isn't that awesome? So no joke, I went in there. She helped me get a three-year plan, which you need to go to a bank to get a loan. Got that done. Went to the bank, talked to the guy. He goes listen. He goes, dude, you got a three-year plan right here. That's pretty decent. He goes you need to fine tune it. He goes you need to go talk to a Miranda chick at Tara that will fucking does it for free as well and will give me the whole like the scope of it, everything like yeah this one was kind of like a rough draft yeah what this girl's gonna give me is the like uh, everything's spelled out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got you he goes.
Speaker 3:You need to go to her, talk to her, get that done and then you need to. Then you can come back. But he goes. I want to give you a loan.
Speaker 3:He goes I think that you can make a run of this. I think you can do really well. I run into you all the time because the people that own a venue here in Tippin I can't say, but people that own a venue here in Tippin, it's related to them. So he is like hey, I want to hook you up. We run into each other. He also does like bartending on the side, so we run into each other there. He's like I see you at events and everything else. I want to hook you up. I know you can do a great job.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you could tell me this now, especially publicly, but are they going to make you put your DJ business up as collateral?
Speaker 3:I don't 100% know told him. I said listen to me, because when he was talking to me he said something about 10 and I said listen man, 10 80 000 is eight thousand dollars yeah I don't have that. I said I have a couple grand in my fucking. You guys could see it. You know I got a couple grand on my bank account, but um, he goes they'll work with.
Speaker 2:He goes, we can work with.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they'll work with you on that yeah, so, um, so we're looking, we're trying to figure stuff out. The biggest concern right now that I'm trying to figure out, and the difference between me opening level up or not and just going on my own is the inventory question whether the state's going to come in and take the inventory. If the state doesn't come in and take the inventory, I can buy it, but if the state comes in and takes the inventory, then I cannot.
Speaker 2:So there's nothing I can do. So what would be your? I don't know, if you thought this far, what would be your next move after that?
Speaker 3:After that, I'd still go to the bank with the same amount that I would want.
Speaker 2:I mean Tom, would be completely out of the equation.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm always one step ahead of a lot of stuff. Okay, so I already talked to Donna the lady.
Speaker 4:I just talked about.
Speaker 3:She knows a couple buildings downtown that we can go. I also just got an offer from another business that wants to team up and open one huge conglomerate. My biggest problem with that is they want to move from downtown. They've been around for nine years. We've been around for almost 20 here in Tiffin.
Speaker 3:Molding them together would be great because they kind of intertwine with what we do in our local business as well and they're tired because in their business, in their shop, they cannot expand at all and they got ideas they want to go to and um, the dude that runs it and owns it is not exactly hurting for money. He's pretty well off. But the problem is he ain't there's no, there's only a few people that own the business, like buildings in downtown, and they buy up all of them, which which makes it really tough. You know the thing.
Speaker 2:That's the way it is like with homes now too, where? You got a monopoly, almost it's like, yeah, it's like a want, like a few people owned, and I think that's what. That's what drive and I've talked about this before, but that's what drives home prices up too is that you only got a few select people and rep prices. They could, they, they control it all, so what?
Speaker 3:they need to do is quit having the same fucking people and big conglomerates owning these fucking like downtown businesses. I get that because they're going to put money into them. You cannot afford to have downtown business, as much money as they put in there, to have them as losses. But out of westgate, where our shopping center is, you, you. My suggestion would be to not have rich out-of-town conglomerates owning like the mall and shit like that, because they don't give a shit to use it as a tax write-off and they don't, they don't, they don't have any plan to build it up.
Speaker 2:I'm shocked that we have what we have in that place now. Now you're seeing that I mean, that's kind of what you're seeing now is the all this retail space. They're using it now. They're just gutting like the mall parts inside and then they're just using the outside facade.
Speaker 3:That's what they're doing and I actually talked to one of the people that ran them on. He said they're going to turn it into more of a strip mall yeah yeah, which I'm totally cool, I'm just glad you're using.
Speaker 2:That's what fiddly village mall's doing with target. They're just gonna just gut most of that fucking mall out and just put a fucking target there, so it's it's just crazy. Oh, we gotta take a break, though, and we will come back and discuss some more goodies and whatever, so stay tuned, we'll be back.
Speaker 3:All right, all right that looks really All right. All right, that looks really, really comfortable. I'd like to come in here and take a swim. Oh, god damn, the gate's locked. Should we climb over? No, look, there's a camera. I haven't swam in years. All hurts my eyes.
Speaker 3:So much chlorine in the pool it fucking kills all the flies. I called you on the phone but I never got a tone. You said don't come over and go swim, just say you're fucking ass home. I want in your pool, I want your pool. I want a pool. Somebody's pool, it's somebody. Your pool, I want a pool, somebody's pool, it's somebody's pool. They said never again. And no, no Background singing. Come on, man, Be hospitable. I can't afford to take baths. You act like I take my load in mine but I think I need to swim. You worry about all my eating problems, but I just eat Slim Jims. They clean up easy. They clean up easy. Just take them outside. And I know that pool's not really blue. I think it's fucking dyed. I want in your pool, I want to be in your pool. Somebody's pool Nears that never again no, no.
Speaker 3:Somebody's pool Just in your pool, yeah. No pool, come on man, let me in. I promise not to drink any beers when I'm in your pool. If you'd let me have one or ten that would be real cool. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Hey, this damn lock ain't moving. Wait a second Is it? It's unlocked. Hey, all right, take a. A look right, take a look left. I don't see anybody in here and we could just say fuck you. To the cameras. I'll say some jail time's worth. A. I'm in your pool. I feel so cool. I'm definitely no tool. Tool sucks Because I'm in your pool. Watch me do a jackknife off this high dive Cannonball in your own pool. I'm in your pool, jump. I'm in your pool, jump. I'm in your pool. I'm in your pool. Swim ski to the jello and I'm in your pool. And in your pool. I might be in your pool. You make it a sissy. A little tink will never hurt nobody. Yo, what's up, Welcome back to the best freaking podcast.
Speaker 3:It's Everyday with John and Jay. Baby, listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole. Stick my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 2:I hope you had a little time with that summer fun right there. Yeah, we're breaking and entering. The weather's been ass-nolating. Yeah, it's supposed to be 70 degrees by Sunday. Yeah, we're breaking and entering. The weather's been ass, though, lately.
Speaker 3:Supposed to be 70 degrees by. Sunday yeah, that's cool though I was going to be driving up to Cleveland Friday. Oh really, help out my nephew. He's buying a motorcycle and he needed my truck to pull a trailer.
Speaker 2:I thought you said you were going to co-side for him.
Speaker 3:I'm sure he'd be good for it, but I still did. No, I would never, not right now. I'm trying to buy a business, yeah, I would never cosign for anybody, ever.
Speaker 2:I don't care who it is did you say hi, buddy.
Speaker 3:Did you say cosi? Yeah, we can go to cosi, gotta go.
Speaker 2:Oh, I love cosi, let's go to cosi, dude, I love that place, dude for dude. We used to go there on like school trips and then we went to the Weddys in downtown Columbus and that was always a good time.
Speaker 3:I got a couple of bands to check out a couple of new albums.
Speaker 2:I got Ooh Band Time. All right, yes, is this your $5 roulette band? It is $5 roulette band Should we make a little jingle for that, I'm pretty sure you probably know.
Speaker 3:Well, one of them is O-Tap, but I got a new, I love. I bought a new album from our, an album from otep, and I've never listened to it. Okay, it's fucking, probably fucking stupid shit. I love it, all right. So um, wage war. I don't know if you've heard of them.
Speaker 2:I've heard of them before I think I've never listened, yeah and the song is called johnny cash okay I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3:It just sounded metal and I haven't listened to it yet. So kind of want to see is there stripped one? Yes, go ahead and go to the johnny regular johnny cash dude do the regular one. Yeah, fuck it. See what it sounds like let me tell you the saddest story, because the album I got has a stripped version on it, and then it got Folsom Prison Blue stripped.
Speaker 2:Okay, very emo, I'll say it's got a little emo vibe. I like it though.
Speaker 3:What's the script? One sound like dude. Is it just like acoustic? If it's acoustic, that's cool. Yeah. Oh man, I want to hear if they scream into it. It'd be funny, I doubt it. I like this shit. Dude Me a lot of the bands that I listen to. They're unplugged. It's so much better than their regular stuff.
Speaker 5:I guess it's better this way.
Speaker 3:I think like he looks like the ugly kid from fucking Children of the Corn Valakai.
Speaker 2:I like unplugged versions because you really get a chance to see the vocalist's range and you hear a little bit. Maybe the more nuances yeah right, there it is.
Speaker 3:That would be the screaming part, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'll get a little bit more nuances.
Speaker 3:I like it, because you can actually hear and feel it.
Speaker 2:That's what I mean, yeah like that's good.
Speaker 3:I'm glad I got this for cheap man, that's pretty good dude. I'm telling you what I'm going to start listening to these motherfuckers. Dude, I like them. I do O-Tep. Let's see which album it was. The album's called Hydra, but let me see the songs that are on it. Apex Predator by.
Speaker 2:Apex Predator, it's from 12 years ago.
Speaker 3:This is the album I got, dude. I love Otep I love Otep.
Speaker 2:I know we keep coming back to her.
Speaker 3:Dude. She's been around for years, dude, she's one of the best. She's an OG, she's so hot.
Speaker 5:She's behind the door. I'm paying attention.
Speaker 3:Nice day for a white wedding. She looks like Beaver.
Speaker 5:This is just going to come in all at once.
Speaker 2:Oh God yes.
Speaker 5:All that piano sting it's building. I just does this for the rest of the song.
Speaker 3:I would laugh if it did. I'd be so pissed.
Speaker 2:I can't wait for it to go into hyperdrive. Maybe this is just how the whole song is.
Speaker 5:You get what you deserve. Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. Where's the fun in that Survival of the worst? It's the apex brother.
Speaker 2:I think the whole song is like yeah, that's boring as fuck dude.
Speaker 3:It's not my usual O-Tab shit, but not bad.
Speaker 2:I wish more bands did this, where they put cool little little one and two minute intros. That kind of sets the tone for the rest of the fucking album.
Speaker 3:This sounds promising. Ooh, that's nasty.
Speaker 5:I'm trapped in the depths of the devil's battle.
Speaker 2:Prison for the blind Defiant. Defiant Defiant. Waiting to be found. Defiant Defiant. Go on and make me strong, interesting, seduce and Destroy. It's got a little black Kind of like a black metal kind of feel to it.
Speaker 3:Like a Godsmack feel to it.
Speaker 2:Reminds me of Draid, draid STH. It's like an all sth you remember. You ever heard of those? It's like an all chick like black metal band. You ever heard of those?
Speaker 3:no, let's check them out I've heard of them but I've never listened to them.
Speaker 2:I mean it's, it's kind of. It has that kind of vibey kind of thing, and then you mean black metal is in their blacks?
Speaker 3:no, they're not blacks. Oh okay, I get that confused.
Speaker 2:This is from like mid to late 90s, kind of shit. Is it called Drain Drain STH, do they?
Speaker 5:scream. I capture deep inside. What would my life be?
Speaker 3:Without pain. Do they scream?
Speaker 2:It picks up. They don't really scream, though.
Speaker 5:Rely on what you need Devour what you feed Cause what I tried to do.
Speaker 3:It's like the extra spicy girls.
Speaker 2:The extra spicy girls yeah.
Speaker 3:That's awesome man.
Speaker 2:A lot of it's all vibey and shit. Some of these songs are really good.
Speaker 3:They're very heavy on the bass line coming in. You know what that beginning of the first song reminded me of?
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 3:The Sucker Punch dance song.
Speaker 2:Sucker Punch dance song.
Speaker 3:Okay, so go to the first one again and start over from the beginning, and you hear that okay, good that okay, now pause that. Do the sucker punch. Um, um, it'll be, uh, one of the sucker punch dancing scenes. Like songs sound like, go look up sucker punch soundtrack or something. Oh man, it's when it starts off like, really just like that dude, like fucking well laugh, it's the same song I'd shit.
Speaker 2:well, here's Sucker Punch's Outtrack. Okay, sweet dreams I've made.
Speaker 3:Like you have to skip a little bit into the song, just a little. No, that's not it. I don't think that's it either. It's like the cranberries almost singing. It's almost like the like it sounds like the cranberries singing dude. I don't know which one it is. Let me see here, is it? Oh man? Let me see here. No, that's not it.
Speaker 2:No, that's not it. It's a good song, though it sounded like a good song, no.
Speaker 3:No, no damn um Um punch song with female singer. Sucker punch song. Um, that's um. Is it army of me, army of me, baby of Me? By Bjork. I don't know if that's his Sucker Punch remix.
Speaker 2:It's probably the clip from the movie. Yeah. Maybe it's not I've never seen this movie.
Speaker 3:It's a great fucking movie looks, looks interesting yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I definitely hear it, dude. This movie is sad and amazing all in one, and I'm sorry, but emily browning is so fucking hot and you actually might know her from another movie she looks familiar she was in. Uh, she was the girl in Lemony Snicket's.
Speaker 2:Okay. Yeah, the young girl I like how those look like the big daddies. From what's that? Oh, from Bioshock, Bioshock.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I would answer that quickly, but it's been almost a whole week since I worked at a video game store. Sorry, fuck.
Speaker 2:Real quick. Here's another one of my favorite songs of this band. Again, it's very vibey.
Speaker 3:Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, oops. Yeah.
Speaker 5:This is just good black metal.
Speaker 3:Sounds like a fucking wrestler's entrance.
Speaker 2:That's why I liked it so much, I bet.
Speaker 3:Tony, would you use this as your entrance bud? Dead end.
Speaker 1:That's why I liked it so much. I bet, tony, would you use this as your entrance bud.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just good black metal. Yeah, actually, I remember using this song for a wrestling video once.
Speaker 3:That's a great idea.
Speaker 2:Dude, because it was all like I did a bunch of slow-mo stuff and then when it kicked in, it's just dead. I just hit it like a bunch of slow-mo stuff, and then when it kicked in, it's just dead, I just hit it with a bunch of clips. So yeah, drain st8. I think they only made one album. This is the only album they made, and then they broke up after they made this.
Speaker 3:So so speaking of wrestling, I dj this, the wrestling event I wish I could have went to that. Um, they are having another one made yeah like I said, I can't go to it. If you want tickets, though, showplace is selling them, oh, okay, so you can go to Showplace and pick them up Right on, but I'm yeah, I can't go to them.
Speaker 2:I'm really happy to see a local like an established Tiffin wrestling, indie wrestling. It was so fun. It's awesome to see, because there's not, there's not a lot of that here. The others there's old wrestling. You know I'm a part of old wrestling which, but that's more norwalk, cleveland kind of thing, that's not really tiffid fastoria. You know we used to have hybrid wrestling but that's fremont, so uh, but it's really good to see. Yeah, boy, that dude, that belt is something else. Man, that dude, it's got buckeyes on the side of it dude.
Speaker 2:Look it up that is that's fucking great.
Speaker 3:I love it dude, I love, I'm telling you what. Okay, so in this wrestling it's, it's local wrestling velocity one pro or something. Velocity one pro wrestling um my buddy um norman or, uh, nolan, velocity One Pro Wrestling, that's a good name for a wrestler, my buddy Norman or Nolan Nolan yeah, yeah, Nolan. I think it's Nance. I think it's his last name, Nolan Nance, which is a fucking great name, but his name, his wrestling name, is Nolan Bates. You know from fucking what is that?
Speaker 2:Psycho, Psycho yeah, Psycho yeah.
Speaker 3:Anyway, um, fucking, what is that psycho, psycho? Yeah, anyway, dude, it was so fucking fun. Um, I played the music and they just started doing video, which I thought was a really good time. That's awesome because a lot of brother did that and he did such dude. I'm gonna say this nolan made the videos and they looked so good. He did such a good job. That's sweet.
Speaker 3:He did one with this, with earth yeah and it was like this meteor came down, split into a bunch of them, it was hitting the fucking earth and blowing up and shit, dude, ridiculous, it was really good you don't see that kind of production value in local indie wrestling.
Speaker 2:It's usually you just have like a, like a maybe a facade with a curtain, that's all you and he had two 65 inch tvs on each side of the car, that is. I played him and then I did he have lights around the like the entranceway?
Speaker 3:yeah, but unfortunately you can't control the lights in there, so right, it stayed on. Okay, didn't really matter, did he?
Speaker 2:have smoke? No, what the fuck man? No, I'm just kidding. You know who had dude and I. You know who had one of the best entranceways for indy? Like for indy? Remember millennium wrestling federation? Yes, remember when we I don't remember the entrance do you remember, like the seagate, when we went to the seagate center shows?
Speaker 3:did you go, dude? They had the 10 seconds. Smack space of silence.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember that dude. They had this. It looked like ecw's like entrance way. It had like it was a big, huge like wall. It looked like a brick wall and it had barbed wire over it, a chair strapped to it and it had like a cool you know, had lights and smoke and all that shit. I mean this is like 2000 ish, you know, it was really cool for the time. But having two fucking having entrance videos, that's next level shit man yeah, he did a great job.
Speaker 3:I know he was stressing out dude.
Speaker 2:He had people pulling him every which way oh yeah, yeah, I was because I've never done it before.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, but dude, it was so much fun. I got compliments on the music I was playing I almost reached.
Speaker 2:I almost sorry I don't mean to know, no I thought about reaching out to him, see if he needed help or anything, but I, I don't want to be that guy going ahead, because I'm sure he would have welcomed it, because because he no joke they even had a dude playing the National Anthem on guitar.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a dude from a band called Tinfoil. I've heard of them Like they're local people.
Speaker 2:I assume yeah, and it's not bad the music's not bad. I mean it's not bad.
Speaker 3:So maybe we can check it out here in a second. But yeah, a band called Tinfoil. His name is Dr Harms. Okay, he gave me a guitar pick with his. He's like here, follow me on Facebook. I was like, okay, and I found him and I followed him and he followed me. But he played the national anthem on his guitar through one of the boxes we used out, like Joe, and I'll use through my the mixer amp out through the speakers, okay, so he was out there like doing a whole bunch of shit, okay, and um, we uh, but dude, just super cool, everybody there was awesome. Um, I was kind of checking out some of the female wrestlers because they're I don't know, they don't matter, they're still pretty hot, they're in them like fucking leotards and shit and they just, oh man, they look pretty sexy.
Speaker 2:So I was like checking them out but, um, some of the female wrestlers, they'll. They'll just change with the dudes. They don't give a fuck no it's funny, it's just like oh, I'm sorry, you're just like, oh, geez. So some of them they go off to a separate like room or something well, that's like this dude man.
Speaker 3:He didn't give a shit. I saw his ass. Yeah, dude, I was like I was gonna see the fucking they don't?
Speaker 2:some don't give a dude, they'll have balls hanging out.
Speaker 3:Man, they don't give a I was thinking I was gonna see thunder dick man.
Speaker 2:Yes, a lot of a lot of people will wear a towel as they change you had a fanny pack.
Speaker 3:He blocked the shit with dude he's living to give that's 80s as fuck man, I love it oh, dude, he goes out to like what's his entrance song? His entrance song is I the Tiger.
Speaker 2:That makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3:And he comes out and he does all his.
Speaker 2:Does he cut promos and stuff like Hulk Hogan?
Speaker 3:and stuff.
Speaker 2:He's like.
Speaker 5:He doesn't sound like him, though, but he looks just like him he's so cool and so nice.
Speaker 2:I was like thunder kiss. That's what I said to him when I was back there like fanboy.
Speaker 3:That's awesome. He goes sup brother, sup brother. How you doing, brother? I'm like, hey, can I get a? Can I get a picture with you? He's like, once I'm dressed, once I'm in costume, yeah, and he had a whole full-on cape, cowboy hat, fucking dude like in the picture. That's exactly how he was. Dude, he was that in the picture and like that's his cape and everything.
Speaker 2:Dude, like just he wouldn't get a picture until that happened. That's good. Yeah, I see there's a lot of Toledo people Like Madman Fulton I've heard of his name. You know like in Toledo A lot of Toledo stalwarts from the old Powerbob Wrestling and I always you know that used to be on NBC24 back like okay, the after hours cable thing you know they always have, but they always had this big fat guy named Norm Wehmer. Come on, powerball Pro Wrestling, introduce us. Toledo Terror Coming September 24th. I'm like, holy shit, this dude's fat as fuck. But we always made fun of it, me and Swerline, my buddy Swerline. We'd watch it and we'd make fun of it Because the wrestling was not very good. But shit like this, though the wrestling doesn't need to be that great, it's just it's fan interaction is really what it's, you know it is and you know what I was telling my brother, my brother goes dude.
Speaker 3:I love these shows and I said, I do too yeah, I said they're more intimate way more intimate. You get to enjoy like more access, like when we went to um fight from within show uh-huh and local metal shows are so awesome we're like right up on the stage and these guys played at Inc.
Speaker 3:Steve became friends with them, sent them beer bomb. The dudes like, hey, I'm gonna get you beer bomb as well. And then the guitarist took a liking to my nephew and was hooking him up with a set list. Got everybody's autograph on it, dude and then I found this out. My brother told me this the same guitarist, which is cool as shit. He took a guest book from a restaurant yeah, stolen, put a bunch of stickers and wrote a bunch of shit in it and then gave it back.
Speaker 3:Like he took it away and then brought it back to the place and gave it back to him with the whole all the pages filled with stickers and shit. That's funny, dude. I love it. Um, I can't wait till we can do stupid shit like that. I think it's gonna be fun, but, uh, I did that um and then, um, it's been, it's been an interesting, an interesting weekend that sounds like it yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:Um ah, I had an interesting dream over the weekend oh, you're gonna tell the story, I'm gonna tell my god dude, so okay.
Speaker 3:So listen, I'll say, let me, let me paint the picture. Kind of get into this the setting okay, so anyway usually I don't remember my dreams, don't really give a fuck, whatever, you know, unless there's sex dreams, I want to remember it, but usually I have a sticky mess to kind of remind me. So any who's um? Wow, so friday we had band practice and I had um, I kind of got a little bit of not an argument but a discussion, heated discussion over messenger in our band chat with it happens with John's brother Joe.
Speaker 2:You guys were, you guys were fight, fighting and green with each other. Yeah, Well, that's what John said. John goes, dude you guys, you say the exact same thing you should have done.
Speaker 3:You should have put Bruno this stuff. Anyway, I think I took that into the weekend Because you know we had a great practice Friday I don't know why I was still on it, but whatever. And then okay, so Saturday we did the wrestling show. I came home I missed, my wife went to work, so I didn't get to see her before she went to work. She's like okay, I'll call you or whatever. So so she calls me. And Sunday her her brother that lives in Florida was up in in town and was going to. They were all going to go out to eat and they were going to leave town. She didn't know where they were going and, um, she's like, well, and I had a massage scheduled Sunday, which I can talk about as well. But she's like hey, um, yeah, I don't, she goes. Well, if we were staying in town, you'd be invited and I'm sitting here like what so since you're going out of town all of a sudden.
Speaker 3:It's fuck my husband who gives a shit. So I took it the wrong way. That's not the way she meant it. She just worded it stupid and I'm pissed. So I'm pissed at her and she goes. No, I go to bed, I dream I already know what happened.
Speaker 3:I know I told john john bust out laughing. I told joe and I told sarah. I dreamt that I got on my wife's phone and I saw a text message from joe phone and I saw a text message from joe. That is, uh, that they were fucking. Oh my god. Problem with that is their cousins first. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5:And well, I'm pissed.
Speaker 3:So I'm spending the rest of my dream trying to text joe's girl, you know which is, you know, alexa, right, trying to text her, and I'm like trying to tell her, and joe's trying to look at my phone and I keep fucking blocking him, you know, because I want him to know. I know, but I know joe's not stupid. He knows. He knows whether you, whether you want to tell him. He knows what the fuck is going on. He's not dumb. So I spent the rest of my dream time to do that and then I woke up in the morning I was pissed.
Speaker 3:And then yesterday, when I was walking with them before we went to go play basketball, I told him. I said, dude, I was pissed at you a couple nights ago. He's like why, like what did I do you know? Kind of thing. I'm like not your fault, not not exactly. I had a dream that you were fucking my wife. That was your cousin oh, what the fuck he's like oh, and I told sarah that she goes.
Speaker 2:Uh, no, that's fucking gross so I mean that's how they did it in the monarchy. So I mean, yeah, they kept the bloodline pure, you know we were making jokes about fucking like king and all I having kids.
Speaker 3:I look like king, tut.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, we're the mcpoils, that's what we are the bloodline's been pure for over 300 years. Yeah, over six generations of pure. It's all those people in Virginia, virginia, yeah.
Speaker 3:Who are we? The whole family of fucking mugglers.
Speaker 2:Oh, he said he likes you, he likes you, yeah, yeah. So with that said, we're going to end the night with some incestuous things.
Speaker 3:And I got a massage on Sunday, which was really cool. I'd like to give a shout out to Relax and Revive. Krista did my massage. I want a massage. Made it so easy. Joe is Dude, joe's like dude. I need to get one. It relaxes Every part of your body, feels like it's brand new.
Speaker 2:Is it like a deep Swedish massage kind of?
Speaker 3:deep. It's a d. You can choose the pressure so if you want, more pressure she'll put it I want, I just told her medium because, dude, in some of it man, she was doing my lower back. I'm like that fucking hurts. I'm just like, but I'm like, I'm not bitch, I'm just gonna sit here and take it. You should be like.
Speaker 2:I'm down in the pillow, I'm squinting it's like, it's like uh, can you do it harder, please harder harder hard.
Speaker 3:She's like fucking elbow dropping. But dude, no joke. I was telling joe. I said, dude, the hot towels on your neck. And shit, dude it. Just how'd she do? She said they got like a whole hot towel like oven thing sitting there. You just grab a towel out and it's all hot and they put it on your neck and hot stone therapy oh, dude, they wrap. After she massaged my feet, she wrapped my feet in a hot towel each of them. I'm like that is amazing.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm broke and I'm wearing fucking washcloths and socks Like you got to wear like plastic bags over you. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:I made Kendi do that to clean up dog shit Wednesday.
Speaker 2:What Wear plastic bags over you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I said don't ruin your fucking school shoes.
Speaker 2:Wear plastic bags dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what we're plastic? Yeah, I said don't ruin your fucking school shoes, wear plastic bags.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'll just go to walmart and buy a couple more like fucking bags or things of rice, and we'll come home with new shoes for you. But with that said we, uh, we're out of time. Do you have any final thoughts for this evening?
Speaker 3:yes, uh, although I made a huge joke about it earlier. Um, dude, definitely a sad, a somber thing in toledo. I'm glad that you know he is dead, but I don't think he got um, I don't think he got the justice he deserved. That's bullshit. I couldn't, I don't understand, I, I couldn't imagine. But thank you to everybody for listening though.
Speaker 2:Thanks everybody you know, back in the day, podcastcom or any of the streaming services you prefer to listen to your podcast. We're on all of them.
Speaker 3:So check it out. Do you think people in Germany can understand what we're saying, or do you think it translates? I don't know, dude. Like we come out we have translators that do our shit. Yeah, I'm over here like.
Speaker 2:Maybe, maybe that word. Hey, can somebody tell me, do they have the?
Speaker 3:n-bomb in different languages. I like maybe in japanese, like is it? It's like nissan, nissan is that, oh he figured it out, so it's not a stereotype. No, that's usually a hellcat. I think a lot of people say that Hellcats are usually like stereotypes with darker colored people.
Speaker 2:Well, we will see you guys on the next run. I'm John.
Speaker 3:Brickner, and I'm Jason Schurter.
Speaker 2:See you next time Next week. I guess Later baby. Yes, we'll be back.