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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 164: From Happy Gilmore to Gunther: A Chaotic Journey Through Pop Culture
Ready for a rollercoaster ride through the weird, wonderful, and occasionally NSFW corners of pop culture? Buckle up as this episode takes you on a lightning-fast journey across wildly diverse topics that somehow all connect through the hosts' infectious enthusiasm and unfiltered commentary.
The Happy Gilmore 2 trailer serves as our jumping-off point, with deep speculation about Christopher McDonald's role as the iconic Shooter McGavin and fond reflections on Adam Sandler's refreshingly authentic public persona. From there, we time-travel through nostalgic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles memories, including the often-forgotten female turtle from "The Next Mutation" series, before discovering some hilariously inappropriate parody videos that showcase the raw, unfiltered nature of early internet humor.
Music takes center stage as we proudly introduce our band Disengage and share new tracks, then dive into reviews of Bless the Fall's metalcore sound and ABBA's surprisingly consistent comeback music. Perhaps the highlight comes when we unearth recent releases from Gunther (yes, THAT Gunther of "Ding Dong Song" fame), marveling at his continued commitment to his unique artistic character and the unexpected staying power of his distinctly European dance music style.
The episode wraps with excited reactions to newly released Mortal Kombat 2 images and reflections on how the franchise has evolved across different media formats over the years. Throughout it all, our conversation remains genuine, spontaneous, and completely uncensored – just like catching up with friends who share your passion for pop culture's strangest corners.
Whether you're nostalgic for 90s movies, fascinated by internet culture, or just enjoy hearing authentic reactions to everything from mainstream blockbusters to obscure European techno, this episode delivers pure entertainment with zero filters attached.
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It's everyday with John and Jay.
Speaker 2:Comedy Skits, random bullshit, tim and Jerry.
Speaker 3:It's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day and it's my day. This is our day and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on, you like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit. This episode of it's every day with john and jay, let's rock hello. Welcome to another episode of Everyday with John and Jerry.
Speaker 4:We got Tim in the building everybody.
Speaker 3:Yes, welcome, hello.
Speaker 4:I hope you don't get tired of us, because there are 164 episodes now. Too bad, we ain't going nowhere. So here we are.
Speaker 3:Well, we have the microphone and you don't, so you?
Speaker 4:will listen to every damn word I have to say. So speaking of that, did you see the trailer for happy gilmore 2?
Speaker 3:no, and I think we need to watch it okay I'm.
Speaker 4:I'm on the fence still, but I won't oh does he have a beard any? I guess okay, whatever one day I knew you were gonna do that, arnold jacko tiger okay spongebob.
Speaker 1:What is that? What's with the beaver teeth? I haven't swung a club in years. I'm a little intimidated. All these guys hit it big now.
Speaker 6:I don't know where to start. Come on, brother, Grip it and rip it. Good job.
Speaker 4:Daily Dude. Is that who it is?
Speaker 1:Yeah, happy place to something a little more. I can't see it very well. Age appropriate, that's better start it over.
Speaker 4:No, you're good even at the sound effects mr gilmore, holy oh it's the orderly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7:We're not done with golf. Let them see the happy I fell in love with.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3:Good news is, we won't have to waste our money at theaters.
Speaker 4:Good point. I laughed at that.
Speaker 5:I am so sorry.
Speaker 4:I kind of laughed at that part when he busted you in the fucking screen. Yeah, that's funny, I laughed at that.
Speaker 3:Well, if you're driving at 400 yards, you're probably going to break down.
Speaker 4:There's not going to be a screen that's going to hold you. Yeah, so yeah, he's a piece of ply. Happy drove through the god damn screen. I, I, that was like the only thing that legitimately you know what I didn't.
Speaker 3:You know what really sucks? They didn't have christopher mcdonald a whole lot in it. He was shown for like one little.
Speaker 4:I don't think he's gonna have that big of a role. I think he's gonna have a huge role.
Speaker 3:He's like so, but they hit it because everybody's looking forward to it. That's the reason why Christopher McDonald is the special golfer in the new PGA game.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, he's the extra golfer. I just got this feeling his role's not going to be that big. I think it's going to be huge because they did that.
Speaker 3:Well, think about it. Look at all the context clues. They don't want to put him in there, they want just this piece. I hope that's what it is. I hope it's not. It is I hope it's not. He has a small role. I hope he has a huge role. It wouldn't make any sense to have a small role. He's an asshole. He's the bet. He was such a great antagonist.
Speaker 4:I don't. I don't think they introduced him till late in the movie in my as like some sort of like um driving force behind something that's preventing happy from reaching some sort of maybe like uh, he's coaching another. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be revealed late, I think, either through the third, second or third act.
Speaker 4:So it all becomes right on I think it's gonna be one of those things where it's gonna be one of those like come to come to grips with reality movies that oh happy, can't do it anymore and the time has passed him. It's gonna be one of them kind of movies and then it's. He's gonna try to, he's gonna actually find a way to actually gain momentum and he and then something's gonna prevent him from getting and it's gonna be. It's gonna be shooter somehow either. Maybe he's the uh, uh, um commissioner now or something where it's oh rather than dennis dugan.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's gonna be like he he's the actual commissioner of the golf, you know pro golf tour or something like that. It's gonna be revealed like, like shooter, like happy gilmore. I've been waiting 30 years for this kind of I'm kind of hoping I'm gonna give you one that'd be kind of cool, but I'm also like it's, it's, it sucks, it's kind of lame, but that's how a lot of these sequels go.
Speaker 3:I think that'd be kind of cool but I'm also like it's, it's, it sucks, it's kind of lame, but that that's how a lot of these sequels go. I think it'd be kind of cool to have, uh, and even though it doesn't have anything to do with happy gilmore, to have, like chevy chase, have a small like role as his, his old caddyshack I mean that'd be cool to kind of mix those just kind of like walking by and he just does something like his pappy's about to putt, and it just pans past and it's chevy chasing his pen and he's walking as he just goes by and here's the
Speaker 4:thing that'd be fucking I'm also convinced that happy gilmer's wardrobe is just not a wardrobe.
Speaker 3:It's just actually how adam sandler dresses that is and you know, that's what I love about adam sandler when he went to the oscars dressed like in the fucking sweatsuit.
Speaker 4:Shit. I'm like, dude, that's, that's what I like. Yeah, that's a vibe right there that is, I don't give a fuck. That's like I don't care, what are you going to do, like I could do whatever I want. So I, I love, I just let. I was like good, I'm glad, because that's what I would do. I would, fucking adam sailor, I would do whatever. I would do that shit. This dude walks down fucking manhattan just and he told you know what it's cool this is an everyday dude.
Speaker 3:He's awesome to fans too, which is really cool. So, like my two, two of my big time favorite, like I love adam sandler and I love jack black and they're both down to earth fucking well, jack black is crazy, yeah, but what he's fucking fun and they're both really awesome to fans. They're fucking love their fans yeah, it's amazing dude, that's.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's so good. Like I said, adam saylor just walks down manhattan and just just shakes everyone's hand and everyone's like, hey, sad man, and this and that, and he's like, hey, what's up? You know, he just just a regular dude started on snl yeah, I just it's. It's how the fuck did you make it to?
Speaker 3:that from going overboard yeah, I mean this.
Speaker 4:This dude gifts his best buddies fucking maseratis and shit man. Well, you can you believe deeds bought us all these. I mean adam saylor did that in real life, gifted like sand or a spade and all these guys fucking like maseratis and shit man, or and chris rock and all these guys.
Speaker 3:He gave him a fucking crazy cars and I love the fact that he keeps a lot of the same people in his movies.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think it's amazing I mean, you saw farmer fran in that, in that clip touching his nipples the usual. I mean what, what are? The odds okay, so we're taking bets. I'm gonna take bets right here. What's the chance we're gonna see you could do it, guy, in this movie? I'm gonna say almost 100 percent you rob schneider I'll be.
Speaker 4:Rob schneider's gonna make an appearance in this film regardless, but as what? Either is he gonna be the delivery man from big daddy or is he gonna be the you can do it guy from water boy. It's, it's whoa. You know what I want? I want alan cover to come reprise his role as a caddy. Oh dude, that'd be dude. That has to happen at the minimum dude.
Speaker 3:I was stoked to see ben stiller in there. Yeah, I was so excited. That's a really that's an interesting grandma's ass back up yeah yeah, oh she'll.
Speaker 4:She'll be memorialized in this movie. So will Chubbs and all this other stuff.
Speaker 3:Carl Weathers. Carl Weathers, yeah, sucks, he died, I know right, because it would be awesome to have him Right, like kind of they should have Creed. Like the kid that plays Creed, come on Creed. Like the one that plays Creed in the fucking new movies, oh, michael, michael b jordan yeah, have him come in. And then that was chubbs dude son, that would.
Speaker 4:That would be an interesting uh, kind of flip the script, kind of dude it's just a fucking turducken hodgepodge mix.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's kind of like when you're playing biscuit with four other dudes and you're all shooting your jam on a biscuit. It's like a mix yeah, whoever misses has to eat it. What's? That from I hate biscuits oh, you don't like biscuits or that's the name of the thing. I don't like it now. It's a lot of gravy man green trauma no, I'm just kidding, that is, that's what it's called. It's called biscuit, it's called plain biscuit it's a, I guess it's a real, I guess, so I never played.
Speaker 3:Oh my god I'm not pulling my chode out in front of people. Thank you, I'm using chode again yeah, I was like yeah I just learned what that is. Another couple weeks ago people like it's a short, fat penis.
Speaker 4:I'm like sweet, I got a chode, except for the fat part so maybe it's a british game because they have a biscuit, but that's more of a cookie. It's called a chode, except for the fat part. So maybe it's a British game because they have a biscuit, but that's more of a cookie. It's called a crumpet Crumpet. You got to know what a crumpet is. I understand Cricket. A whole sake and sake-o-bat. Tell me you didn't spend money on this. Ooh.
Speaker 3:Fucking turtles dude.
Speaker 4:They're turtles dude, that's great new game roundhead cricket, cricket, cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is, understand cricket? Let me show you. Look at that seven runs later, freak, I got work to do, freak I know that movie dude I'm fucking, I do, I'm picturing it all while you're fucking reciting it, dude.
Speaker 4:I ain't finished with you. God, dude, how jarring I mean not jarring, but how like. As a kid you don't see that theaters and you hear the turtles swearing like not swearing, swearing, but say damn, Like I was just like what? Because you know we're used to the being like fun loving, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they were Nickelodeon, yeah, but then, you take them and you put them in kind of their comic book form, because this is kind of. This movie was based off a couple storylines from the comic and I'm so glad they kept the separate colors though. That had to have been done. Dude, that had to be done.
Speaker 3:To associate it. It had to have been done. Dude that had to associate it. It had to, it had to be done that's the only reason is is to make it easier for kids to understand which turtle was with.
Speaker 4:I mean probably the reason that they you know laird and eastman made them one color because it was cheaper to draw it that way, to color it in you fucking lazy douchebag probably, it was probably you ruined it, you ruined it you blew it. Oh, there's a uh turtle. Uh, it was the um 2004 series finale we're a fucking girl, turtle or some shit yes, uh, was it uh emily devila or no, it was the.
Speaker 4:It was in the new mutation show. It was um demilo or something like that. It was vera demilo dude. She was, she had, she had like fucking tits in her shell, dude I'd fuck the shit. I'd fuck the shit out of the chick turtle dude the puppetry was so bad in that I oh I saw it at walmart for like six dollars once. Like the, it only ran for like what was it called? Uh, teenage mutant, ninja turtles. The new mutation I see this.
Speaker 3:Show us a little trailer. Okay, yeah, dude, a little bit of this chick.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, it's a heinous, heinous fucking time in a turtle's lore. Well, they actually got some of the episodes up here. Oh yay, you just want to see the intro? I guess, yeah, so we can see this bitch.
Speaker 7:Yeah, oh, my god dude.
Speaker 1:So bad so bad.
Speaker 4:This is like howard the duck meets ninja turtles it's like howard the duck meets fire rangers, right?
Speaker 3:yeah, dude it's. I don't even see the girl.
Speaker 4:One, dude hold on, let me, let me find like an episode or something real quick. Uh, there's full episodes here, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't break the bricks with your head. You break the bricks with your will. Breaking the bricks is about focus and making a precise strike.
Speaker 10:Voila Dude, we are satellite positive.
Speaker 2:I can't concentrate if you're gonna keep blabbing. I'm used to cower in the sewers, cowering in the sewers, cower in the sewers. Go quietly, what?
Speaker 3:color is she? Light blue? What color is she?
Speaker 10:Light blue. Before you break your head against the bricks, tell me if I'm in your will.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm leaving you my self-discipline.
Speaker 10:Yeah, I don't know what you can sell that for, so bad.
Speaker 3:I don't like that. Their fucking letters are up on the internet, yeah that was a decision, God man.
Speaker 10:She's tripping, she's vivaciouspping, she's here.
Speaker 4:There you go. Oh yeah, she does have a little plumpy, she does have a little.
Speaker 2:Little boobies going in her shell, dude no there wasn't and we covered her in ooze. There was a fifth turtle in the jar with us.
Speaker 4:No, there wasn't, and we covered her in ooze, so she's supposed to be like the serious one. So all four of them are just complete dummy goofs. And she's supposed to be like the real ninja.
Speaker 10:Shady Lotus what?
Speaker 4:is what the fuck he had, dude. First of all, let's talk about this real quick. What is with that? Look at how bad that is he's gonna rob the bank dude, he's gonna react. What's he gonna do? Yeah, it's a ski mask, dude, and I thought, like the masks in like um, I forget what turtles version it was oh, like the.
Speaker 3:The Michael Bay ones.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I thought those were bad, but this just takes the cake. It's salty.
Speaker 7:I think I'm in love. My master was part of an ancient sect who stood guard over a looking glass.
Speaker 4:And I like how her mask kind of like turns into a braid, so it looks like a braid.
Speaker 7:An in-between play shared by advanced masters. Dude, coming out of their shells tour, had better costumes than this.
Speaker 4:Turns into a braid, so it looks like a braid Dude Coming out of their shells tour. Had better costumes than this.
Speaker 7:Dude, he's checking her tits out. Look, he's checking her boobs out.
Speaker 3:Check them titties out, them turtle titties Dude.
Speaker 4:Michelangelo was fucking horny as hell man.
Speaker 3:Michelangelo's my dude man. Yeah, he's the man.
Speaker 4:But yeah, that's a small sample of the next mutation.
Speaker 1:It's one of the Lay down my little one. We're going to cover you in ooze.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's not very good, but the TGRI this was made in. Uh, it's not very good, but but the TGRI, this was made in this was made in 97, which was like right at, I think, like a little bit well, a few years after.
Speaker 3:The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is my favorite one.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God dude.
Speaker 3:I love those. Those are the best ones. I was all in her pussy. She was like ah, get your fucking ass in here, Get your fucking ass in here.
Speaker 2:Hey, get your fucking ass in here, dude, I fucking love that name, dude, it's so good.
Speaker 3:It's from the. What is it from the second one?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:When he's hanging out the window. Dude, teenage Mutant, nega Turtles. Dude, it's so fucking underrated I'd watch that show. I could watch it all day. Nega Turtles, I'd watch that show.
Speaker 4:I could watch it all day. I actually typed it in here, dude, that's awesome dude.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, I fucking love these.
Speaker 6:Holy shit, what the fuck you say Pops, I didn't say nothing. Nah, man, what you talking about. Talk that shit now Bragging on that little dick, little green dick. You talking about that Halloween snicker dick. So you know it all? Huh? Well, tell me this. Tell me, with my mom did you hit that? Last time I checked I don't look like a fucking rat. Nigga, raphael, stop. Ok story time. Get your asses over here. You bite that. I slap the shit out of you. Boy, you little fat fuck. Tell y'all something you know.
Speaker 6:Back when I was young man, I had seen some cheese on a board. I was like, damn, that cheese looked hella good. I gotta get me some of that shit, man. So I gets the nibbling on the cheese and all of a sudden smack it out. Guess what? It was Rat trap. So the moral of the story? Watch yourselves. They hypnotize you with that ass and them booty shirts twerking for a nigga. Next thing you know they pregnant, asking you for money. Man, these hoes is cheese on a board. Yo, what about this guy? This ain't a trappist man. Mother Fuck.
Speaker 9:Nah, oh, man Fuck nah, I'm like fuck that, take your drunk ass back upstairs.
Speaker 1:That pussy mine, that pussy mine, that pussy mine.
Speaker 3:That pussy mine.
Speaker 9:That pussy.
Speaker 6:Word on the street is your niece has been fucking A red turtle.
Speaker 9:Oh, is that right?
Speaker 11:Tell homies, I want this nigga by the name of Red Turtle dead the word on the street is your niece has been fucking a red turtle. Oh, is that right? Is that right Tell?
Speaker 9:the homies. I want this nigga by the name of Red Turtle dead. I'm being for real. What? It's a red turtle that talks. She's fucking it. What the fuck. What the fuck? They're turtles that talk and they won't leave my house. You expect me to believe what the fuck you're talking about. I'm about to type that bullshit on the police report my computer off. Hmm, I gotta boot it up oh, and there's a rat.
Speaker 6:He talks too. Get your ass out of my office oh look, is this a rolex.
Speaker 9:Hey how you doing, sweet jakes.
Speaker 8:These are so good.
Speaker 4:We got red turtles ahead of us. Fuck your niece. What are you fucking?
Speaker 11:talking about.
Speaker 6:Fucking snitch.
Speaker 4:Fucking snitch Damn.
Speaker 9:There goes my rag.
Speaker 3:I've been waiting for you, Abram.
Speaker 9:Y'all the shredder said keep them legs closed. Those ain't no motherfucking gamers. Throw this shit on for nothing. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:I didn't throw this shit on for nothing.
Speaker 9:Alright, don't speak English. Hold on, I got something for you there. You understand me. Now Get them motherfucking legs closed. What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 6:Damn good kick bro, good kick bro, alright, it's morphin' time, it's morphin' time.
Speaker 1:This wasn't no damn Power Rangers. This, that nigga ain't no damn Power Rangers. I ain't never heard nobody say that shit.
Speaker 9:You understand me now. Keep them motherfuckin' legs closed. What's up, what you want? It is morphin' time. I ain't never heard nobody say that shit. It's morphin' time I ain't never heard nobody say this it's morph time, right I?
Speaker 6:ain't never heard of it. I'm gonna tit though my nigga. What? Hey, let's fucking crack head up.
Speaker 7:Oh, come on, hey, this crack head got hands, nigga, this crack head's got hands, this crack head's got hands, this crack head's got hands, this crack head's got hands.
Speaker 1:This crack head's got hands.
Speaker 6:Hey nigga, stop. Oh, that's fucked up. I know a shortcut hey, nigga, you ain't slick we see you.
Speaker 9:We follow the black ass. We make sure he don't see you. Hey, come with me, bro, you ain't slick. I got a little to tell the story. I got some bitches.
Speaker 6:Damn. Look at the calf muscles on that nigga. Look at the calf muscles on that nigga.
Speaker 2:That's a race off your bitch ass.
Speaker 8:Oh he's heavy.
Speaker 4:Hello his cell phone goes off, like I can't talk to you right now, damn what the fuck is this?
Speaker 5:baby please don't die, damn shit.
Speaker 6:You know I whooped their ass and I laid it on this couch that solves up. I knew you'd discover love. I'm going to come right to you next room. Please, soft ass nigga, fuck out of here. Where the fuck did I put my Cheetos? Oh hell to the Nah. You brought this bitch back to the single location. She tried to catch a subway and her got knocked out. She not going to remember nothing that happened. You trying to hit that you trying to hit that.
Speaker 6:Go clean your motherfucking room. Hurry up, get out of here. Go Damn, there's a big ass soon around. What the fuck they feed now? What are you trying to do? What are you trying to fuck? I'm telling yeah, don't mind me.
Speaker 8:Oh, you're burning up girl.
Speaker 6:Must be burning up my love. I'm never seeing this one. How are'all gonna sit there and let this rat fuck me? I don't care who you think I'm trying to fuck. I'm a super freak, right? What the fuck you think this is Bitch? I ain't Mickey Mouse. What's good? She got shoes on on your couch. Get your feet off my motherfucking couch. I don't know where I am. Whoa, look at this shit. Fuck your house, bitch. This is section eight. This is section eight. I personally think you're ugly as fuck.
Speaker 6:This is the fifth oh hey, bitch, you got that EDT card. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that, you know? Hey, let me get that up off you girl, I even had my turtles walking home. Um, guys, you gotta leave me some, alright? Oh girl, you're so sweet, tell nobody about this location or I'm gonna have to fuck you up. I trust her Shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 7:I won't tell no one, you can trust me guys.
Speaker 6:This is so crazy dude, uh, could you please hurry the fuck up.
Speaker 9:Thank you, get them stamps to. What the fuck? Was it the feds? Did I get my weed nigga? It's the feds. Did I get my weed nigga? What's up? What's crack? What the fuck these niggas want to do? Move.
Speaker 6:Everything looks the same. What did they take? Oh, a splinter Daddy, it's all your fault. No, no, maybe he's in the back taking a shit.
Speaker 9:Bullshit. What the fuck, neo, is that you? What the?
Speaker 4:fuck is that?
Speaker 9:It's an actual black guy too.
Speaker 7:What the fuck's going on in here? Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 11:Nothing, nothing, 90 slow jam shit, then I'll kill you. Fuck you in them. Red turtles. Nigga, I don't give a fuck if you ain't worried about nothing. Ooh, I should kill you. See them, mice, still, nigga, I mean, shit got real. Yeah, you ain't talking shit now, bitch. So turn them mice up. Hector, yeah, I called you Hector. Nigga, do something. And you Chinese Gave you a Mexican name. You, you Chinese, gave me a Mexican name. You'll get no respect to me. I heard you singing nigga, clock out, clock out I didn't mean to get you in trouble Hector.
Speaker 4:That's right, I called you Hector, even though you're an Asian guy. Hector, I got you a piece of this cup, dude, dude. When he was like about to fuck her, he was like.
Speaker 3:D'Angelo started it.
Speaker 9:Yeah, dude, that is just. I'll lick you up and down.
Speaker 4:The internet was so much more pure back then. Yeah, dude, it was so much better.
Speaker 3:Oh man, it was this, I don't know Two big things of the internet was.
Speaker 4:Of yesteryear was.
Speaker 3:This and then Charlie Brown and the Easter nigga.
Speaker 4:Was it by the same guy?
Speaker 3:I't know, I don't know, that's a good question, but we are coming up to easter, that's true, so it wouldn't be too bad. And these are all on youtube. So, uh, teenage mutant nigga turtles. And then charlie brown and easton nigga, and I'm not kidding, oh my fucking god, I fucking love this shit. Dude, oh man, dude, shirley Brown in the Eastern nigga, we're gonna decigigate these eggs. Oh my god, oh, there it is.
Speaker 4:Dude, that's the tie for Easter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's perfect for Easter Trick or treat.
Speaker 10:Trick or treat. You really are the other sister. This is motherfucking Easter time, not Halloween. You, cadbury cunt cream. This motherfucking Easter time, not Halloween. You, cadbury cunt cream. Damn, you got Down syndrome so bad you probably got Up Left and Right syndrome too. Those better be white motherfucking Easter eggs, or else I'm gonna boil that egghead of yours in vinegar. We gonna colorize these eggs like Ted Turner rubbing his sugar stick all over a printer. Taba returns what the fuck? Now you prep the functions while I desegregate the colors these eggs have yellow eyes.
Speaker 12:These eggs have yellow eyes, but if I turn them, the yellow is gone, you.
Speaker 10:You, you, you, goddamn retard.
Speaker 4:He went in the east of Easter egg, Charlie Brown.
Speaker 3:Dude, this is so good. That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard 2007,.
Speaker 4:This was made.
Speaker 7:You know what I like most about Easter the Easter egg hunt. Speaking of egg hunts, I went on one this morning when I had my period.
Speaker 12:That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 7:Yeah, well, you know what I heard. I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into the toilet with my maternal stank stream, then started around with your better crack of fuck muscle, I can close the lid and in three days a fucking baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete. Ooh, what in the blue fuck. I've had it with these fourth quarter shoes days. A fucking baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete. What in the blue fuck. I've had it for these fourth quarter shoes, daddy, I need to be flashing fresh.
Speaker 7:Why you call Charlie Brown daddy. Niggas ain't gonna flash me no bread. Did you hear that Christmas I talks, she said niggas.
Speaker 2:Don't you motherfuckers know that the NAACP is trying to get us to stop using the N-word?
Speaker 7:Doesn't the NAACP stand for niggas arguing and constantly protesting? I thought it stood for niggas angry about Caucasian people.
Speaker 2:No, that's wrong too.
Speaker 12:Niggas aren't always cocking pistols.
Speaker 2:We ain't ever gonna make it. It stands for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.
Speaker 7:Why do they want us to stop saying nigger?
Speaker 2:Cause it's disrespectful and degrading to our people.
Speaker 7:Yeah, well, so is motherfucker, you niggardly motherfucker. If they're gonna ban the word nigger, then they gots to ban the word motherfucker, because motherfucker is disrespectful and degrading to all our mothers. And last I checked, there was a hell of a lot more mothers out there than they are niggers, you motherfucking nigger oh, take a ride on the fantastic voyage.
Speaker 12:Sodom and gonorrhea. Who the fuck cares about this? Niggers and motherfuckers bullshit. I got bigger titties to lick right now. Like what kind of diamond-crusted contraband. I'm gonna swipe from the Abu Dhabi sand movies at the mall and a ham sandwich, Say you.
Speaker 10:Himalayan hole monkeys ain't thinking of cheating on the others without inviting me? And Marcy, now are ya?
Speaker 2:Uh no, how the fuck did you and Dribblelip get to the mall? I didn't know. The AHRC delivered on the weekend, fuck your mama with the LA Raiders.
Speaker 10:We here cause AstroTard Jones over here fried my goddamn Easter eggs.
Speaker 2:Why you wasting your time fabricating Easter eggs. Don't you realize the Easter nigger is just gonna steal them?
Speaker 10:The Easter nigger Sounds like some year hustling crackaganda you heard on the Black Discovery.
Speaker 2:Channel. This shit's for real, Kronkenstein. Every year the Easter nigger shows up and steals everybody's homemade Easter eggs. Come on, Marcy.
Speaker 10:Let's get us some Easter eggs before. I shake this motherfucker's Cocoa Puffs off and decorate him in pastels.
Speaker 5:What the hell.
Speaker 7:I want my motherfucking scuds and I want them now. Scuds. Oh, bitch, come on Yo, you wanna to get high fuck yeah, but afterwards I ain't sucking no dick in the food court, so you could have the money to buy yourself a hamburger at checkers yo when you done.
Speaker 12:I need you to suck some dick in the food court so I could buy a hamburger what a funny coincidence.
Speaker 7:what's so fucking funny? I'm starving. Before you can eat a big Beaufort, I have to suck one, okay.
Speaker 10:They're like brother and sister too. It's time for Marcy and me to bone out to the black spot and urbanize some Easter eggs.
Speaker 2:I'm warning you, you tookie-looking knucklefucker, you're wasting your time.
Speaker 7:Is the Easter nigger really gonna steal her eggs?
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, and he'll hoop yours too.
Speaker 7:What if I colored just a couple eggs and hid them in my box?
Speaker 2:You could hide those motherfuckers in a turkey sandwich covered in mayonnaise, and he'll still get to them.
Speaker 7:Girlfriend. Pay no mind to this Febreze-wearing Cliffy, because there ain't no such thing as a motherfucking Easter Nigger.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, dudley's like you, putting work proccolating Easter eggs that are off the meter.
Speaker 4:Oh my God. So we got to take a little break here real quick.
Speaker 3:Yes, so at our break enjoy a new song by a local band that we kind of, we enjoy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 3:No bias or anything. They're called Disengage. Oh, that's enjoy, yeah I like them no bias or anything. They're called Disengage. Oh, that's us, yeah, it is us. So enjoy our song, our song, enjoy, enjoy no-transcript.
Speaker 11:Yo, what's up? We'll be right back. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that, motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 4:Welcome back. I hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 6:Hey, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4:Go check out that band on Facebook. Disengaged Band.
Speaker 3:They're really great.
Speaker 4:With two S's.
Speaker 3:Dispelled with two S's, i't know.
Speaker 4:tibbett, jerry approved they all tag team my mom, tibbett jerry, approved.
Speaker 3:They fuck my mommy no, but yeah, no joke. Um, yeah, definitely some awesome stuff coming soon because, like we said before the break, it is our band. Um, so we do have some awesome stuff coming soon. I can't wait. We are really. We're hitting the ground running and we're putting our nose to the grindstone.
Speaker 3:We're ready to get this shit going and we you know what's fun is we do it like our podcast. We're not out to make money, it's just, it's a creative vent for all of us to come together. Right, and no joke, it is, it's, it's. I look at us kind of like captain planet, but we don't come together and suck yeah, well, I don't have to be monty I.
Speaker 4:I guess that's really all I can, monty not not well, there's what is there.
Speaker 3:There's five of them, right yeah, there's five well, we got four people in our band, so whoever? Yeah mati is not even in it my t or yeah, so he, I'll be the fucking black earth guy, I guess.
Speaker 4:I'll be a.
Speaker 3:Wheeler, wheeler, yeah, yeah, and then Joe and I'll get to be the fucking fucking water and wind.
Speaker 6:We the one who gave the who gave the.
Speaker 4:My question is in that who get? Who was thought it was a good idea to give, like the American guy fire, it's like a horrible idea to give the American guy fire.
Speaker 3:It's a horrible idea?
Speaker 4:A red-haired guy, of course. Yeah, for real.
Speaker 3:Wind, water, hearts go planet.
Speaker 4:By your powers combined, hurry throw mud at him.
Speaker 3:By your powers combined, I'm going to fail of epic proportions.
Speaker 4:Throw mud at him and he dies.
Speaker 3:Wow, thanks, Captain Planet.
Speaker 4:Thanks a lot, Captain.
Speaker 3:I'll turn you into a fucking tree, don Cheadle's.
Speaker 8:Captain Planet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I do have a band for us to check out. All right, this week another $5. Hello, it is. I don't know. You might know him. Dude, bless the Fall.
Speaker 4:I have heard of him.
Speaker 3:And the song is called Hollow Bodies. And this is the album I picked up which is called Hollow Bodies. $5 on whatnot? A VC vinyl show, $5. Christy's $5. Holla is what it's called, dude, and I'm telling you what dude Great pickups.
Speaker 4:So should I just go with any song? Go with Hollow Bodies.
Speaker 3:Oh, hollow Bodies, Hollow Bodies is their number one song on this album oh okay, I'll show it to Sarah and it starts off kind of.
Speaker 4:Have you heard this guy's already have you listened to these guys yet?
Speaker 3:Not yet.
Speaker 4:I listened to a little little evo, but they might be, we'll see. Okay, maybe not damn, damn.
Speaker 3:Definitely a bullet for my Valentine's Field tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:This is definitely a product of the times here. I think they all got to run in place with their guitars. I love this shit, though they don't do some crab Corin. They got spit the guitar out to or that okay microphone we got that. Oh, that's sick.
Speaker 8:This is a good metalcore from 10 years ago.
Speaker 4:This video is badass dude. Just the effects, oh, like the freezing and shit.
Speaker 8:Yeah, I mean this would have been really cool back in 2024 or 2014.
Speaker 3:I love this metalcore shit. Dude, I'm all about it.
Speaker 4:Good chorus, man Dude. I bet this breakdown hits hard.
Speaker 3:I can't wait. I didn't listen to the whole song.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, we're building. We're building it up, guys.
Speaker 8:Oh, You're probably going to go-tied with this now. Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 4:These guys only have 179,000 subscribers. That seems criminally low.
Speaker 3:How old is this song? 11 years Wow really Right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this will be good if this came out today.
Speaker 3:I've never heard of them.
Speaker 4:I've heard of them before, but I've never really listened to them.
Speaker 3:That's why I love what we've been doing, like bringing these bands out, and that's why I love VC Vinyl dude. I pick up just these weird shit, dude.
Speaker 4:That's how you discover new fucking albums. That's crazy. You picked that up, dude.
Speaker 3:This was only five bucks, dude. Yeah, I want to see what the best song off the new albums you have.
Speaker 4:I've listened to it. It didn't really like strike a chord with me. No pun intended god damn.
Speaker 3:Oh right, there it is. It's called voyage. Is their newest album um or the 2021? And it's called either don't shut me down or I still have faith in you. Are the two songs what'd you say?
Speaker 4:don't, don't shut me down. Don't shut me down, or?
Speaker 5:I still have faith in you a while ago I had a song of children's laughter.
Speaker 4:No, it's quiet, so I guess dancing queen, I think Fade to the near Dancing Queen.
Speaker 8:I think, that's Frida or whatever her name is.
Speaker 3:That's another $5 pickup. The Styx was a great pickup. Yeah, that was a home run.
Speaker 5:It sounds like it's out of a Disney movie.
Speaker 4:You will always get those harmonies with ABBA.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's ABBA.
Speaker 4:That's a disco, shit dude, that is.
Speaker 3:ABBA 100%. What is this? Don't Shut Me Down.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I like the little bass in the background. You hear that bass. I like that dude.
Speaker 8:Oh.
Speaker 3:It's like Neverending.
Speaker 4:Story. I was just about to say that dude, it's not bad. If you would have told me this was ABBA from 1975, I would be like, yeah, 100%. I like that though.
Speaker 3:I like the fact that it holds true.
Speaker 4:It does hold. True, it sounds 75. It sounds retro-y as hell, but with modern production what it is.
Speaker 3:That fucking, that piano. The piano that little. They do that all the time.
Speaker 4:ABBA does that all the time.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Dancing Queen. Yeah, that's what they do at the start of it.
Speaker 3:The top one's the other number one, dude, I Still have Faith In you. Yep, that's the other number one song off there. God, they got three of them on there. Dude, little Things is another one.
Speaker 12:I still have faith in you.
Speaker 3:In you.
Speaker 8:I see it now.
Speaker 12:Through all these years, that faith lives on.
Speaker 3:It's like somebody singing in a choir. They just got a solo.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's interesting how they're starting these songs choir like they're just gonna solo.
Speaker 8:Yeah, it's interesting how they're starting these songs like none.
Speaker 3:Of their songs are really low like a lot of them they all are pretty highly listened to off this album off spotify no on amazon on amazon okay do I have it in me.
Speaker 12:I believe it is in there.
Speaker 4:Their voices do sound like good, but you can tell they're a little weathered over the years.
Speaker 8:I still have faith in you and I would say I want it to pick up Like just See if it does it. Oh yeah, it does a little bit.
Speaker 12:I believe it is in there.
Speaker 8:I tell it a little bit Sounds like the old singer of fucking sticks. Yeah, and joy and sorrow. We have a story and it's a lie.
Speaker 3:La la la la, that was me.
Speaker 8:And we need one another Like boys, what if they have like?
Speaker 4:I want it like a really fat, like a good like. Maybe they have like.
Speaker 3:Little Things is the other one. That was one of their popular ones.
Speaker 8:No, that doesn't sound like another slow ass song like my. Thanks, old friend I want to.
Speaker 4:I want to see if they got anything.
Speaker 8:That's just like it's every song we listen.
Speaker 3:to this Just a notion.
Speaker 4:Praise him Does sound a little Christian-y. Did we listen to this one already? Keep an eye on Dan. No, ooh, no, ooh Okay.
Speaker 5:Kind of like that techno. Thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, got my attention with that synth.
Speaker 3:Ooh, that whole deep thing coming in.
Speaker 12:Keep an eye on Dan I know that this shouldn't be a traumatic event, but it is, and I feel so bad.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm fucking digging this so far, dude.
Speaker 4:My alboboner is getting bigger, I know right. I wonder if it's going to be like One of those SOS.
Speaker 3:Can't wait to have a full on Alba Rager.
Speaker 4:I hope the chorus is huge For this. It feels like they're building it.
Speaker 8:Maybe I see you, but it's over. Keep an eye on them. Promise me you can. He gets out of hand If you let him to keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4:Who's Dan?
Speaker 1:I don't know, Adad Güntherum dude.
Speaker 3:Keep it nice. Adad To the night. Fucking Günther dude. Yeah, dude, that's what I was doing.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, I didn't. You can Gunther any song. I wasn't picking up on that.
Speaker 3:Gunther everything dude.
Speaker 4:Bumblebee.
Speaker 1:It's a bumblebee.
Speaker 4:It's been an otter plague with you, gentlemen, this evening dude.
Speaker 3:Gunther is the best. I love gunther and I'd love to have some of his albums okay, first and foremost, you mentioned it.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna fucking play it, dude, I don't care oh gunther fucking uh switch.
Speaker 3:It's just, I'm not justin bieber bitch did he? He did the ding dong song right he did ding dong song, yep, fucking, uh gunther, oh, my god, yep, right, there it is. Oh, there's a second one. It shows it's a video. Gotta love the fuck, I love gunther oh you touch my tra-la-la, my ding-ding-dong. The fucking Sunshine Girls do all the work in this fucking show. He just sings Don't we get a?
Speaker 4:shot of his ass. Yeah, there it is. I do it, dude. This is a core memory for me, right here, man, Not the ass shot, but the song. Okay, maybe the ass Lies, lies.
Speaker 3:He did teeny weeny Polka dot bikini.
Speaker 8:I remember that song I remember.
Speaker 4:I like his Christmas song, dude I used to listen to this At McDonald's when I used to close Deep in the night. I'm looking for someone.
Speaker 5:I used to listen to this at McDonald's when I used to close.
Speaker 4:Dude, the music's killer. This still holds up today. Dude, and now the most weirdly curious Sensor. It's so weird, I love it.
Speaker 3:He did one with that. What was that? Fox Fox chick from the 80s? Touch Me, he redid. Touch Me with that, god damn.
Speaker 4:Those Sunshine Girls are hot as fuck. They are here. Let me see here.
Speaker 3:Samantha Fox. Dude Gunther redid Touch Me with Samantha Fox. Dude, Gunther Reed did Touch Me with Samantha Fox. Really, that is probably my favorite Gunther song.
Speaker 4:So good. You know one of my favorite parts of this song. If you look up at the corner here, I know it's covered with a logo, but like when he says Gunther, but when he does my ding-ding-dong and it'll say it up here Like it's some sort of weird lyric reveal Gunther, but what he does to my ding-ding-dong, and it'll say it up here Like it's some sort of weird lyric reveal, yeah, see, this is tra-la-la.
Speaker 8:That'll go ding-ding-dong.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's awesome dude, I never picked up on that it's so weird, dude, check out, gun me gunther, touch me, dude, and see what that comes up. No joke, samantha fox was a gem of the 80s and very rarely, oh, dude, she's so hot and she posed in playboy I don't know if I've ever heard this before.
Speaker 4:Touch me. I love this song what is this? It's this. It's not 15 years ago, that's not that far. Touch me now 2010.
Speaker 3:I love this song Touch me Touch me, I want to feel your body.
Speaker 9:Oh, okay, I want to be next to mine.
Speaker 1:He does it, dude that's awesome.
Speaker 9:Touch me, touch me, touch me now.
Speaker 7:Full moon in the city. I was young, I was hungry for love.
Speaker 10:I was hungry for fun.
Speaker 3:Gunther looks like it's a fake act, like he's doing it as a parody, but it's totally legit.
Speaker 4:He's serious as fuck with this.
Speaker 3:But this is actually a remake of her song from the 80s Right right right, right. You remember in Clerks 2, when they're fucking the donkey or whatever, and it's.
Speaker 9:Yeah, yeah, that's her.
Speaker 8:Yeah, that's Samantha Fox, whatever, and it's no girls need love too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's her. Yeah, that's samantha fox dude and she posed. Like I said, she posed for playboy and dude. She is a smoke show, bro wait, wait, gunther's got new music.
Speaker 4:No fucking way got there. Gunther has new music, says gunther, shut up dance with me nine months ago.
Speaker 3:Holy fuck balls man yeah, dude, she's fucking smoke.
Speaker 4:Show, dude, samantha fox do you want to take this in together? Man, yeah, let's go. Holy shit, I didn't know this dude, what's it called? Called shut up, dance with me.
Speaker 3:Okay, we'll do that, I wonder if I heard this, I know I looked them up, shut up and dance with me.
Speaker 2:Come on, why don't you? Those are like four words in this whole song.
Speaker 4:Repeated over and over. I mean, I wouldn't expect anything less from Goofy.
Speaker 3:How many views does this?
Speaker 4:have 234,000.
Speaker 3:Fucking dude man.
Speaker 4:That pouty face he makes dude is so fucking iconic.
Speaker 3:Oh he's got more words. How long ago was this dude? Nine months ago, oh, because I was looking on the right and I saw sex myself. This that's from three years ago, I know.
Speaker 4:Shut up.
Speaker 3:Shut up.
Speaker 4:He just tells him in between shoots just grab at me, real sassy, that's from a year ago. That sex myself from three years ago.
Speaker 3:Coup de main from a year ago no pant Sex. Myself from three years ago. Coup de Maine from a year ago.
Speaker 4:No, pantalones, I remember that one too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember no, pantalone Holy shit dude.
Speaker 4:What's this one, Real Sassy, almost has a million views from a year ago.
Speaker 2:Feel the heat. Come and taste my body. Feel my money You're gonna love and love it. Feel the heat. Come and taste my body. Feel my money You're gonna love and love it. Feel the heat.
Speaker 4:It's like he's a parody of every Euro pop fucking techno artist. He should be at Eurovision.
Speaker 2:He should I'll show you what I got. Time to have some fun. Let's do it on the floor, you and me. Real sassy.
Speaker 3:Feel the heat, come and taste my body, feel my wound. I can't take this seriously. Why does he like? My thing is it's a missed opportunity. Teach my body. You could have said get real naughty or something, but instead he goes you're going to love it, love it, love it. It's like dude. I think it's supposed to be are you supposed to? Like it's supposed to, like make it to where you can't sing with it, because you're like fucking trying to rhyme, because it's what it's supposed to do. Dude, gunther is just fucking whatever.
Speaker 4:Bro oh, dude, have you heard this song before? No, played it of the bass. Now this is a parody. It's by kyle gordon. He does like a. You probably see his facebook reels and stuff, but this guy made a uh parody. Uh, europop techno song. It's called planted on the base.
Speaker 1:It's actually legit, a pretty decent like song at least, I think, if you want parties to be making, have some noise. All the women in the world, let me see your beautiful faces. Oh, I've got an idea world peace, I've got an idea World peace.
Speaker 4:I mean, that's what they all like. A lot of the dude.
Speaker 8:It's like a mishmash parody of every stereotype in techno music. When the pleasure is a dream on a secret love and the people want to make it fun, we are losing control on the floor tonight.
Speaker 5:Take your heart into a unicorn. If the sky is not green, but the sky is blue, he's just fucking playing with buttons Passion in a million ways so stupid.
Speaker 3:Digital chaos. Heaven is the time today. Y2k. Digital chaos Y2K. Yeah. How long ago was this dude? A year ago, oh. How long ago was this dude? A year ago, oh.
Speaker 1:That's right. Bass In this space, on the planet of death Base Life, it never die. Women are my favorite gods Sex I'm wanting more. Tell the world stop the war.
Speaker 4:Boom, hear the bass go, zoom. Have a body feel the groove. Cyber system overload Everybody movement, all of me. It's so nonsensical.
Speaker 3:The song's really good. Yeah, like it really is, even though it's a fucking parody, isn't?
Speaker 4:that kind of how it goes where like parody songs are almost better than like what they're trying to scoop.
Speaker 8:The originals.
Speaker 3:Yeah, isn't that kind of interesting how that works out, like we saw BLR and shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they make songs better than the original.
Speaker 6:Bass Bass.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this reminds me of like ATC kind of shit. You know from back, I love ATC. La, la, la, la la.
Speaker 3:Yeah, reminds me of like atc kind of shit you know from back. I love it. Yeah, that song's so good, I know right, so good. So I ended up buying um ozzy's record.
Speaker 3:Dual lp was that the one you're kind of looking for, yeah, and I was telling you, okay, so listen to this shit, dude. Okay, so I'm gonna look it up. Ozzy, oh Oz, I'm going to look up Osmian Cometh Cause that's what I Cometh LP. So when I went to look for the Osmian Cometh LP, it pulled up another um, shopping, shopping, yeah, there we go. It pulled up another fucking um, oh, it was. Uh, memoirs of a madman was what it was called and uh, let me see memoirs of a madman.
Speaker 3:okay, let's get out of shopping, dude. I'm good on that fucking bitch. Okay, let's get out of shopping, dude, I'm good on that. Fucking bitch. Fucking bitch, you fucking, you're a fucking Fuck you bitch. No, fuck your mother, you fucking bitch. Fuck your mother Memoirs Fucking I have to keep typing this in Of a madman, of a bad man, man, um okay, so the song's on this dude? Um okay, so it's 2lp came out in 2014. Didn't really realize it.
Speaker 3:Um has chris crazy train okay blizzard of oz flying high again over Mountain, bark at the Moon. The Ultimate Sin. Miracle man, no More Tears. Mama, I'm Coming Home, road to Nowhere. Perry Mason, I Just Want you, which is my favorite one Gets Me Through Changes. Featuring Kelly Osbourne. Kelly Osbourne, I, I guess, sings on it. I don't want to stop. Let me hear you scream paranoid and uh yeah, paranoid and the paranoid that's a good fucking dude.
Speaker 4:It was uh 28 on amazon.
Speaker 3:I got I'll be. It'll be here by tomorrow, does it?
Speaker 4:is it kelly osborne, married to like the guitars of slipknot or something like that? I don't know. I thought I saw that.
Speaker 3:Anyway, maybe she's married to jack osborne. I think that's her. Yeah, all z but uh, but yeah, no, dude, that's that sounds great.
Speaker 4:You bought that then. Yeah, oh nice dude. Yes, that's a good, that's a good lineup on that.
Speaker 3:Yes, I'll tell you, record, record, record I want to check out another album I bought off that $5 list Probably got time for one more, let me see, we're about running out of time. Everybody that's wild man I know right. So no sex stuff I can talk about, because me and my wife haven't fucked for a while.
Speaker 6:Beedoo.
Speaker 11:Okay.
Speaker 3:So this one's kind of techno?
Speaker 4:Ooh, I like kind of techno.
Speaker 3:The song's called. It's Bastille, it's Distorted Light Beam. Wow, I think I've heard of these guys Bastille, Distorted Light Beam. B-a Distorted.
Speaker 4:Light Beam yeah, distorted Light Beam Bastille Yep, distorted light beam best deal. Yep, like the first day it came out.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, interesting the video looks awesome your call is important to us.
Speaker 8:A future engineer will be with you as soon as about this album because it looked techno kind of cool this first time you're listening to this.
Speaker 5:I've never heard it, yeah it isn't enough to start a riot. Distort the light beam until I like me, it isn't enough.
Speaker 4:Wait, the group's called Distorted Light Beam. It's called Bastille. Oh, the group's called Bastille. Yeah, okay, just make sure we have the right thing If this is real life.
Speaker 5:I'll stick to dreaming. Come see what I see. Make sure we enter anything. The fantasy's the same. When I'm dreaming tonight, I can do anything. When I'm dreaming tonight, I can go anywhere. When I'm dreaming tonight, I can be anyone. So don't wake me up. Don't wake me up. When I'm dreaming tonight, I can do anything.
Speaker 4:It's got a Daft Punk feel to it. I was gonna say it feels a little Daft Punk-y. I love Daft Punk. Don't wake me up.
Speaker 5:Don't wake me up.
Speaker 3:I love that fuck. I love that.
Speaker 5:I love that shit.
Speaker 4:Scorpion, scorpion Weird.
Speaker 5:I'll say something halftime stuff. Are we gonna get an epic?
Speaker 4:dance fucking sequence. This is like Orson Welles, that was a little better.
Speaker 3:It's like Bill and Ted. Yeah, I like the fucking strings brought into it.
Speaker 4:Now that's Daft Punk shit right there.
Speaker 3:I like this post-dystopian kind of music video's, fucking daft punk yeah, that's definitely daft punk I love that shit, dude yeah, it's I, I dug that so good, dude. Yeah, I don't know. I never listened to anything on it, so I was the new mortal kombat mortal kombat 2 images came out yeah, like some stills came out for it.
Speaker 4:Mortal Kombat 2 images came out. Yeah, like some stills came out for it. That's Shae O'Conn from the new movie. That's kind of cool. It's pretty badass looking. Honestly, I think there was some more images that came out. Oh, yeah, there's.
Speaker 3:Johnny Cage, rage Cage.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 5:Katana.
Speaker 4:Scorpion Shae O'Conn. Rage cage katana scorpion shale khan. So yeah, this though I I wanted to bring that up too tonight. I show khan fucking cost that design looks fucking awesome. I dig it I'll watch.
Speaker 3:I thought the first one was great.
Speaker 4:I still I still like the 90s version.
Speaker 3:Man I said that before my biggest problem was kung lao's death.
Speaker 4:It was just so yeah, that was that sucked. It was like dude, he did such a badass when he pulled her down into the fucking yeah, dude, I think that movie did a better job presenting the game in a movie form than the 90s movie. But I think some of the writing was a little little iffy at times. To me it's like they rushed it. That did like I thought, like the character designs were really well done.
Speaker 3:I liked the story, but I felt some of the some things got a little mission you know, the one that we missed, that I think should have been made into a real one, was the legacy, one that we had, that one that was oh, those were awesome where it was like real people.
Speaker 4:I think that was the closest thing that we really got to an actual great representation of mortal combat in live action yeah, like to where those were great, like those come out of dvd at some point they did.
Speaker 3:They did come out on blu-ray. I remember that, yeah, but it's like it was awesome because it was like real. It was like it could be, was like they could be real, like Reptile was a dude with a scale issue?
Speaker 4:Didn't they have like stories for each one? Yeah, it was like FBI files.
Speaker 3:Yeah, FBI files.
Speaker 4:They had like a thing for each person.
Speaker 3:Yeah, those were really, really well done. It kind of reminded me of just our Fuck. Is that Not the Birds of Prey, prey. What's the fucking? The one with harley quinn, oh? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my god, suicide squad, suicide squad you can remember when they bring out all the like, the fucking shit on them. Yeah, and that's what it was.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah you got there, you got one little mini story for each person, yeah like, and it kind of break, yeah like and then scorpion was actually like a dude that threw and then like yeah, like it was real, it made it like almost relatable right with real people right they tried to do that a little bit in the newer movie with what's like with that kind of thing.
Speaker 3:I think scorpion was with ropes, ropes and stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then sub-zero was the one with mystic powers and stuff and they were bitter rivals and yada, yada, yada. But uh, but yeah, well, we are out of time, so final thoughts for this evening, today, tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Good afternoon my final thought is I'd like to say again thank you to pc vinyl. Um, I know they said they were gonna listen, like a bunch of people in that chat we're talking about this thing, so which would be awesome, thank you um and uh, dude, I was on there today and they were like, hey, what's up, dj san? And I was on dude with another dude and he was like I was buying video games, dj sensei, that's that's a badass well, what I like about that guy dude is he starts at dollar starts and works his way up.
Speaker 3:Dude. So I was picking up fucking gems for a dollar.
Speaker 4:Those are what not is awesome.
Speaker 3:I'm addicted and unfortunately, thank God, my thank God I have a business that can kind of support that feed, my feed, your feed, your vice. My addiction.
Speaker 4:Yeah, everyone has their vices. Well, at least I don't eat hair do heroin. Yeah, some people have heroin. Some people buy cheap records and video games off whatnot. So it's all good, I'll take that I will too.
Speaker 3:I'm addicted to buying records, buying video games and, uh, and masturbating on the household items yeah, he actually masturbates on the records.
Speaker 4:That's what he does.
Speaker 3:And then I put the needle into him. I want to watch it goo. Just spit around there. It's like I bought Michael Jackson. I was like and on that note I actually got that record, dude.
Speaker 9:Nice.
Speaker 3:The one with Rock, with you on it, nice, don't stop thinking. It's got all those good hits Off the Wall. Is that what it's called? I?
Speaker 4:think it is called Off the Wall, off the Wall. That's a good record. What a great fucking album. I got that and I got.
Speaker 3:I think I got two thrillers. I got the original press and then I got the.
Speaker 4:Nice dude, which is the same one you got right, yeah, yep and then I got, uh, the repress sweet yeah, so yeah. We appreciate everyone's listenership, from everywhere, from whatnot to germany, to japan and everywhere around the world uh, guten tag and yeah so yeah, we appreciate everyone's.
Speaker 3:Also happy St Paddy's Day yesterday. Yeah, St Paddy's.
Speaker 4:Day, your bum blockhead, your lug, your lug. We'll see you on the next go around. Make me a potato pancake, your lug. I'm John Prickner and I'm Jason Sugar. Peace out Later, guys.