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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 163: Weight Loss Journeys, F-Bombs & Swedish Metal
"You like racy shit, you like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right f***ing place." With this bold introduction, John and Jay set the tone for another unfiltered journey through their world where nothing is off-limits.
What begins as a birthday celebration for John quickly evolves into a poignant reflection on shared birthdays with loved ones who have passed. The raw emotion that surfaces demonstrates the authentic connection these hosts build with their audience - they're not afraid to be vulnerable alongside their trademark humor.
Their weight loss journeys take center stage as they celebrate successes and share practical advice about finding "accountability buddies," managing calorie intake, and focusing on the right nutritional elements. "You Can't Rush Greatness" emerges as their new mantra, applying to both fitness goals and life in general. John's 65-pound weight loss journey provides inspiration while maintaining realistic expectations about the process.
Music lovers will appreciate the second half of the episode where John and Jay conduct impromptu reviews of recent musical discoveries. Their $5 album finds from Whatnot reveal unexpected gems like Swedish doom metal band Serpent Omega, pop artist Fletcher, and Styx's overlooked 2021 album. Their genuine enthusiasm and knowledgeable commentary showcase their deep appreciation for diverse musical genres.
Between the personal stories, health discussions, and musical exploration, the hosts create an atmosphere that feels like joining old friends for unscripted conversation. Their chemistry is undeniable, their opinions unfiltered, and their passion contagious.
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Speaker 3:Let's rock hey, it's every day with john and jay. Welcome, hello, hi, that's the show. Everybody, have a good one. No, just kidding, buckle in because we're in for an over an hour plus of awesome. Whatever we want to fucking talk about. Pretty much, pretty much. We're glad you're here. Yes, so today is my birthday. Of the day.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, dude, happy birthday of this, uh, yay I didn't even think about that. I don't think about saying it.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's all good I wasn't going to, but I decided to. Uh, yeah, fucking, ring it in, dude, yay 42 years old so you and uh, you and your mother-in-law shared a birthday yeah, so for those that don't know, my, my mother-in-law shared a birthday. Yeah, so for those that don't know, my mother-in-law passed away like about two months, a little over a month ago, and we shared.
Speaker 4:It's been that long already, yeah.
Speaker 2:January 27th maybe, oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, so it's Well, we shared a birthday, and so I'm just like, oh man, so it's good. My wife's been pretty emotional today, the whole family is, and I get it, but I'm just like so wait, my birthday's tainted forever. Now it is it?
Speaker 4:is every.
Speaker 3:Every birthday is good, yeah, I mean it's, it's fine, so it's it, I get it. So carrie's been uh pretty emotional. Today she's outside us smoking the chiva so I just heard her yeah, so she's, uh, she's. She usually doesn't get that way, unless she's got something on her mind or she's she needs to unload, so so, uh, yeah. And then she just had gallbladder surgery on top of it.
Speaker 3:So I just jerk off I mean, that's what I that centers your, your chi right there, man just like jerk off in the movie's bathroom like everybody else.
Speaker 2:Just jerk off, like everybody else does, like the last time, like the one time. What?
Speaker 3:Yeah, so yeah, it just centers your chi, just so yeah. But yeah, birthday, it just doesn't. I still don don't, I don't feel 42 and I I at least I'm to to the point where my mind still feels young, I guess, to where I'm just like, yeah, hip and hey, kids, with your it's exercising, dude, that's what's doing it. For you it is, oh, dude, I feel.
Speaker 2:I feel I could feel the, could feel the endorphins, the boost of energy, the booster and the endorphins and all that shit that shit's real.
Speaker 3:Like they say, when you exercise you get a high from it.
Speaker 2:That's fucking real, when you start getting better, when you start getting healthier. Yeah, it's like I still feel, yeah so I've lost like.
Speaker 3:So me and Jay and then my youngest brother, joe, we were the accountability buddies is what I call us. So we've all been kind of exercising, keeping our everybody ourselves accountable and stuff. And I tell you, losing weight is good but like it's better when you have people surrounding you and lifting you up and it's like people who could, who could keep you accountable, who could do this with you. Find an accountability buddy, because that will definitely like someone who could go to the gym with you a fucking gym name.
Speaker 3:Well, accountability buddies, yeah, that's a great idea, great fucking gym.
Speaker 3:I don't know where I heard that I, I, I made it up the one day and I'm like I don't, I don't know if I made it up or I heard it somewhere, but I just, I like, I like that term because you know it's like find some friends to keep you level, to keep you up. You know it's like and not to up that you're probably thinking, but up as in, like keeping your head up. Because, trust me, as somebody who weighed over 400 pounds, coming from that down to like almost 65 pounds less than that Dude, I just changed our theme dude.
Speaker 2:It's called you Can't Rush Greatness rush, greatness, I like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's so true, and it's a it's. It's a marathon, not a sprint. And my brother joe his unlike my sex life. Hey, oh, that's a sprint. So damn it, I should. I definitely need to keep a fucking, uh, a rib shot queued up oh, did you end up seeing my video?
Speaker 2:I was telling you about the other day what video was that? Remember I told you it was always um dude it was. It was shark tank with tommy boy twitter. No, let me pull this up, dude. I gotta pull this shit out. No, I'm not fucking updating dude facebook. You don't need my stuff. Go fuck off. Okay, so let me see if I can find it Shark.
Speaker 3:Tank with Tommy Boy. Yeah, that's hilarious, that's crazy. Dude, if you send me videos like during the day, I can't watch them. Oh no, I didn't send it to you, I posted it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think I did. Oh, yeah, right here.
Speaker 4:Next up are entrepreneurs who believe their product is good for the shut up.
Speaker 1:What is this editing?
Speaker 3:oh my god, the editing is top notch, dude. They keyed them out and put them in Shark Tank. That is good. What proof of this, what study do you?
Speaker 4:have. Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? I'm out. I find your presentation is a little complicated.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:I mean you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then no, it's got to be your bowl.
Speaker 1:Wow, you guys want this or American Gladiators?
Speaker 3:Dude, they got it on the TV. It's a shark thing, gladiators.
Speaker 1:I don't do this anymore, man.
Speaker 3:My head's about to explode. Look, seeking to sell half a million brake pads. I don't know what.
Speaker 1:I'm doing? I. It's about to explode. Look, seeking to sell half a million brake pads. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know where I'm going. Oh my God, dude, I just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I want to jerk the wheel.
Speaker 3:I bet you. Mark Cuban makes an offer though. All right, Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:This is wonderful. Hold me in touch. Oh my god, that is some of the best editing I've ever seen on a mashup like that. They keyed so for those of you obviously you're listening, so you don't know exactly what I'm geeking out at. They took tom, the scene from tommy boy, and they keyed out the background and put it in shark tank and it looks just like they're interacting with the shark tank panel. The investors top notch shit right there. That is hilarious. I one of those, if those. Do those people have any more of those?
Speaker 2:because I don't know. I didn't have to look because that is on tiktok okay, that that's really well done.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Fucking A man. So the weather has been rather pleasant the last few days in Ohio. Here it's supposed to get better this weekend, from what I understand, and I hope that's a taste of things to come?
Speaker 2:have you heard any more about ed, by the way?
Speaker 3:um, I last I heard they he was. He was on a ventilator and this is our good friend ed. By the way, we're talking, this is, this is like an og from my car mcdonald's okay, ed was everybody's favorite.
Speaker 2:He was like the og he was pimped pips dude.
Speaker 3:This dude used to wear like he used to wear like he was like our austin powers, in a way he was he was like an awesome but he looked like austin's dad yeah, yeah, he was like nigel powers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was like our nigel powers. So, like everyone, the dude was the coolest. Uh, fortunately he's. Uh, he's kind of falling on some, you know, hard health times, dude. Dude lived life hard, though, so he smoked for years that dude lived life pretty hard and you know it's. But unfortunately this stuff comes to get you. It does, and my mother, my mother-in-law, learned that too, too, because she smoked like a chimney, but she had no regrets. So I assume Ed has Not even one letter, not even regrets.
Speaker 1:Regrets.
Speaker 3:Regrets.
Speaker 2:What's that from? We're the Millers? We're the Millers. That's a good movie. That's my credo.
Speaker 3:No, I heard he's not doing well.
Speaker 2:I just saw a picture of uh, his granddaughter, holding his hand yeah, like pull through. So I'm hoping he pulls through, but um dude and not. On another sad note, dude, one of my uh classmates passed away I saw christina campbell post something and I know you guys graduated together. It was Ross Stuckey. He passed away. Who is it, ross Stuckey? I don't know who that is. He was a bigger dude, really nice. Never was mean Stuckey, but he didn't take care of his diabetes.
Speaker 3:I used to work with a Joe Stuckey. Joe's his brother.
Speaker 2:Okay, joe's his older brother. I used to work at McDonald's with a joe stucky. Joe's his brother.
Speaker 3:Okay, I used to work at mcdonald's with a joe stuck yeah, I remember joe did you work with him?
Speaker 2:I did a little bit okay not very much, okay, but uh, but yeah, ross was his little brother oh okay, so I don't know.
Speaker 3:you guys have had quite a few people pass away in your graduating class, right right, we have. To my knowledge, I don't think we've had one person pass away, Because that again the numbers are a little bit different. You guys probably had what 200-some in your graduating 300.
Speaker 3:300-some and we had like 68 or something like that. So the odds of that happening are a little high. But I mean, hell, it was. Only it could have been me, because I had bipolar pulmonary embolism so I almost died, uh, but I did it. I'm still here alive and kicking and doing way better. So that was like, at my lowest point, 400 plus pounds and in an icu bed not the greatest time. Now I'm 65 pounds lighter and looking forward to cedar point coming up.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I'm looking forward to golf season I'm surprised I'm surprised you didn't go out golfing.
Speaker 3:I thought, about it.
Speaker 2:Trust me, because right now it is hidden hills doing. They're probably walking.
Speaker 3:I say they're probably not doing any carts right now.
Speaker 2:I assume right, no, ten dollar walking um. What is it? The uh honor system?
Speaker 3:so you just put the money in like a box or something and you just, okay, that's cool that some courses do that they do. They probably don't have flag pins out, right, do or do they?
Speaker 3:I don't know so some courses, when they do it, they don't have the pins out, so I don't know if, but still though it's, it's good to get finally, like get get out and get live reps in a. You know, I don't know how muddy it is, though it could be a little muddy out there, so good I'll be able to dig in dig in chunk the fuck out of that ball well, I tell you what buddy I'm gonna let you take over for a couple minutes.
Speaker 3:We gotta pee, I gotta storm a brewing jay's gotta poop, yep, jay's gotta poop brain's gotta poop, you got to pee, I got a storm of brewing. Jay's got to poop. Yep, jay's got to poop.
Speaker 2:Brayden's got to poop.
Speaker 3:You got to remember I'll be alive. Who, who, who Me Flyball caught. So Jay is taking a poop. So now I'm riding solo dolo. Right now.
Speaker 3:Let's talk about the Caval, because the cleveland cavaliers are, because the only reason I'm saying this is because it's the thing on youtube and I'm watching it right now. So the cavaliers are on pace to pretty much shatter every franchise record and I think they're the favorite in the eastern conference. They're probably going to beat the rails off out of the boston celtics and I can't believe. This is hard. I can't do this by myself. So we're gonna listen to ghost's new song and, honestly, this song fucking rules ass. I'm gonna. I'm playing this because I don't think jay Jay doesn't really care for Ghost, so this is probably the only opportunity I'm going to get to play this.
Speaker 3:So this is Ghost's new song, satanized. And check out the music video. It's got that old macabre kind of look to it. That bass line is so good it's. It reminds me of a kind of an old school metal, classic metal, fucking black sabbath shit. That's kind of ghost's sound too. Got an iron maiden kind of feel to it.
Speaker 3:You know a lot of people mistake ghosts for being like a satan, you know, like a devil worshiping band, but that's not on the surface layer, that that's not what they are. I mean, yeah, there are a lot of their themes have to have dark. You know alludes to dark themes. But Ghost has a lot of layers to their music and you really got to kind of get to the nitty gritty of it With Ghost songs. You'll listen to one song and you'll be like that's okay, but then as you listen to the nuances of the musical way it's, it's balanced, and the themes of it. So this song is about satanized, it's called satanized and you're like, oh, it's about satan. No, basically, it's. Basically it's about this rabbi or this priest who who thinks that, you know, who feels like he's being overtaken by by Satan, when really he's just given in to basic human hey, jay's back everybody. Basic human, you know, urges Jay's back everybody. How's the poop? Everyone? I'm scared.
Speaker 3:Sick what does it smell like?
Speaker 2:it smelled like sickness. Down with the sick. Oh dude, it was sloppy joe's.
Speaker 3:I peed out my butt pussy so so is your poops normally of that consistency?
Speaker 2:no, not lately, dude, I dropped the log today earlier I was like oh, I was almost gonna name. It was so big, I was so stoked, I was like dude. I don't know why, but I get some sort of sick pleasure out of being like that's a big fucking turtle.
Speaker 3:I just laid that, that's awesome, so I I'd be sitting like sometimes I'll be, like it's so long I gotta got to take a breath.
Speaker 2:I'm like oh and you stand up and there's like a little fucking rabbit A little.
Speaker 3:I used to get like hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2:Where do you get your toilet paper? From Carrie's work?
Speaker 3:It's shitty right. No pun intended.
Speaker 2:That toilet paper is single ply.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it's our backup.
Speaker 2:I felt like I was sitting in the hospital bathroom.
Speaker 3:That's our backup. I'm like we awesome we gotta wait to feel my butthole.
Speaker 2:Man, it's gonna be great. You can see, I'm not knocking on you, dude no, no, there's a reason for that.
Speaker 3:No, no, it's, it's, oh my god, it's our backup toilet paper.
Speaker 2:We're, we're out of the the good stuff oh, it's kind of like, uh, it's kind of like laundry day dude you, you could, like you can, literally see through that shit man carrie was like oh, as soon as it hit my butt oh yeah, I don't know where we got it.
Speaker 3:It's like. It's like our backup toilet paper hey, dude I get it. I totally understand, because we use like the good, charmed, like stuff, that's what I was hoping for.
Speaker 2:but I got in there and I'm like, yeah, sorry, I'm wiping with this fucking Dude. It's.
Speaker 3:What. My single-ply toilet paper ain't good enough for you, dude, it's. Oh, it must be great to live in a world where you can wipe your ass with two-ply Well.
Speaker 2:eggs are down a dollar. I'm good dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, actually it's a good life.
Speaker 2:Sarah buys the toilet papers.
Speaker 3:I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, yeah, it's that got me. Yeah, that's bad. No, no, I totally see. No, I was waiting for you, I was waiting for you.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize.
Speaker 3:Once you said it was shit. I was like my coffee, or I like to taste coffee when I drink. I like to feel my toilet paper. I like to feel my toilet paper on my asshole.
Speaker 2:I want to cut like razor blades.
Speaker 3:What I want to know is why is there a dead?
Speaker 2:in my garage. Oh my gosh, oh. So on current event news it's called the browns locked in miles gary. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:about yeah, let's get that out of the way. What the fuck?
Speaker 2:oh my god I saw me the memes have been fucking great. It's like all the fucking, all the gold pun or hardcore pun, yeah yes, I was just about to bring that up.
Speaker 3:Where he's like I want a Super Bowl contending team. Oh, the best I could do is 125 million guaranteed in 4-12. Perfect.
Speaker 2:I love the fucking Super Bowl quarterback and it's fucking pick it, pick it, pick it.
Speaker 3:Really, the Browns are a poverty franchise everybody and they will always be a poverty franchise for the end of days.
Speaker 2:They're so fucking rude.
Speaker 3:I've never seen a front office so inept in my life. That's why I like the Browns. Don't get me wrong, but I've washed my hands of that franchise years ago.
Speaker 2:You know what it is. You know what it is.
Speaker 3:I hope the best for them, but I just this is what the Browns are. I can't do it dude.
Speaker 2:The Browns are that one girl or one person that is woe is me but always causes their woes. That is the Browns, and I always tell people.
Speaker 3:That is an apt description of the Browns and I always tell people being a Browns fan.
Speaker 2:Like I love the Browns, I do I love them, I being a browns fan, like I love the browns?
Speaker 3:I do. I love them. I spend way too much money on their goddamn shit. I don't own one browns item. Oh, I do. I used to as a kid. I used to be diehard as a kid.
Speaker 2:Then they left and then it's just been no thanks so but but I, I tell people like being a browns fan and loving the browns is like being on a maury povich show where the, where the fucking dude beats the shit out of you but you love him, and when you keep going back, yes, he, but I know he's gonna most people, most people in abusive yeah, most people in abusive relationships don't know they're in abusive relationships yeah so they?
Speaker 3:yeah, I could see why browns fans keep coming back for more it's. I don't know, it's just you know they give you that little morsel every now and then they say oh baby, I'm sorry, I won't ever do it again.
Speaker 1:They're so hard to play.
Speaker 3:Let's go to the.
Speaker 2:Olive Garden. They'll stomp the shit out of the best team in the NFL and then they'll lose to somebody that's equal to them. Baby, let's go to Texas Roadhouse. That Texas Roadhouse is a steak and shake it's a steak and shake.
Speaker 3:Dude steak and shake used to be really good. I remember that they used to be good. They're not. No, they're not, they're horrible now.
Speaker 2:They don't know what the fuck to do. We went to that Beckett's over the weekend. I took Sarah to Beckett's on Sunday.
Speaker 3:I want to go to this place.
Speaker 2:You've been really talking, we should go sometime.
Speaker 3:It's a burger bar, right. They got chicken chunks and shit too. I'll have to really watch. I'd have to watch what I eat, not there the whole weekend. I have to watch what I do.
Speaker 2:You've got to have their tachos.
Speaker 3:That sounds so good. Their tachos are so phenomenal. This is in Finley Ohio. Oh, dude, that sounds so good. Their tachos are so phenomenal. This is in Findlay, ohio, yeah.
Speaker 2:Beckett's oh man, beckett's Tachos.
Speaker 3:Where's?
Speaker 2:this at Okay. So do you know the road? Steak and Shake is on by I-75?.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's on that road. Okay, right beside a dump-ass motel.
Speaker 3:Oh, so like where Steve Dakota Grill used to be.
Speaker 2:I bet you that's where it is. Let me see. I want to see if I can see I wonder if anybody's.
Speaker 3:There's another place down the way they have ribs and stuff. I don't know if that's what I'm talking about, but I know what road you're on. I know exactly where you're at Come on sugar Tachos, Tachos. Beckett's burger bar.
Speaker 2:So like how are their burgers, the burgers I've never had.
Speaker 3:Oh, you've had. You just go for the chicken chunks. I go, chicken chunk bowls, dude.
Speaker 2:Okay, they got a breakfast one the one I got the other day was um, okay, so the breakfast one is uh, layer tater tots, chicken chunks, whatever flavor you want um egg cheese and sausage gravy over it. Dang there's fucking kills but what I usually get is I get their pulled pork, one which is waffle fries, chicken chunks, coleslaw and um have you ever seen, have you ever seen?
Speaker 3:Like on YouTube or on Facebook the Devour Power Reels when this husband and wife Go around the New York City and other places on the East Coast? They go to these insane fucking places that have these crazy Like food items.
Speaker 2:Dude, that burger looks good. That's Beckett's Beckett's burger. Dude, that burger looks good. That's Beckett's Beckett's is amazing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, look at these food from this devour power. Uh, look at this food, man, dude, it does. Dude, I was looking one where they were like, uh, they were, uh, what do they do? They had, uh, it was an ice cream thing and I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 2:It was insane, I'm surprised they don't have a picture of their tachos. Man, that shit is just the best.
Speaker 3:I don't get it. Carrie gets mad at me when I watch these guys because, because it looks so good but I it's, it'll probably a week's worth of calories for me oh, it's bad dude, it is, you're not, you're not eating it.
Speaker 2:You're not eating it to uh, to it, to save calories.
Speaker 3:Save calories no.
Speaker 2:You're going out Like I took my nephew there too, because he lives right around the corner.
Speaker 3:I've been doing like 1,600 calories a day and I feel that's just enough to kind of keep me sane, because I'm really aggressively trying to lose weight Like I'm going hardcore. So I'm around. If I get to 2,000 000 calories, I'm pissed at myself I'm angry. 2 000 ain't bad. I mean, 2 000 is fine. I mean, technically I can eat here.
Speaker 3:here's the thing with with like my metabolite metabolic that was metabolic metabolic rate with that and the calories I have from like exercising, I could technically eat like 2,800 calories a day and still lose like a pound a week. But I'm like I'm trying to like double that, so I'm trying to do like two pounds a week. So like I'm bringing it down. There's like a calculator.
Speaker 2:A big key is like sodium intake is the big thing. Sodium is huge, so you need to worry about sodium. You know I don't really worry about sodium.
Speaker 3:you know I don't really protein I don't really worry about sodium that much I would, because I don't. Sodium holds your water. I am.
Speaker 3:I'm on two water pills, so it cancels each other out, so I guess that works uh, and the thing about I was doing research on sodium and it basically it said that like there's really no huge link between sodium and weight gain. The only thing that there's a coincidence. Like most foods that have high sodium have high fat content, high carbs, but your body expels sodium naturally. But I'm on two diuretic pills so I got I got that sucker on lock. So I really don't, because what I concern myself mostly with is saturated fats and carbs. Those are like the two.
Speaker 3:Oh, sugars, 100%. I don't eat any refined or granulated sugars. Carrie made fun of me because I said graduated. She's like you're a dummy, I can't talk, okay, but sugars, bar none. If it's got bar none, I don't. If it's got added sugars, I don't want it. Like that's the one thing Cause that's that's what converts to fat is is when you eat a bunch of sugar and that's it's got nowhere to go. So it's, it's that's the one bugaboo that I that's a, that is a deal killer. I don't mind things high in carbs because that's energy and I'm going to be expelling that anyway through exercise. Saturated fats I'm a little leery on because that's you got to watch that. So like the two big things are saturated fats and sugars are the two things I watch out for the most.
Speaker 2:So I just look for protein.
Speaker 3:Protein is big. Oh yeah, protein 100%, because, since I'm trying to lose a bunch of weight, I don't want to lose a bunch of muscle mass, mine's protein and calories.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. I don't want to lose a bunch of muscle mass and stuff, so that's kind of the big thing. So that's one thing I definitely look at it's worked so far. I lost like seven pounds. So I started february 11th, it's not march 11th, and I've lost like seven, six and a half ish pounds that's really good that's like 1.65 pounds a week, but that's fine, I'm okay with that one and a half pounds plus a week I'm cool with. If I could keep that routine going, then I could.
Speaker 2:I'll be down by 300 probably by what august I got a doctor's visit here in like the end of the month oh really okay, brett's office, yeah. So, yeah, they called me up today. They're like hey, we got to cancel your doctor, can you come in a day early? I was like, yeah, sure, okay. So do I need any labs? Nope, okay, yeah, I'll be there okay, I'll be there.
Speaker 3:So I just had blood work done and you know what? It's surprising how big I am. Like my cholesterol is good. Now my good cholesterol is that the HDL is bad, but I was told by Dr Bossy that's hereditary, because there's really not much you can do about that except eating more vegetables and stuff. But he says it'll always be low, but it's the bad cholesterol. You got to look at, like LDL and HDl are the two cholesterols, one of them's good, one of them's low. So whatever cholesterol is always good, sodium is always good. My, my sugar is actually really good and I'm, I'm I hope that's very surprised, dude my parents sugar is actually still good too. My dad's sugar is always good. My mom's is a little iffy but she's not, because all four of my grandparents were diabetic Bar like big time my parents both of my parents no diabetes and they're in their 60s.
Speaker 3:Now I'm hoping like if it skips them. I hope it doesn't come to be, but my sugar is always good. I've never had an issue with sugar, really the only yeah. It's like always. My blood work always comes back really good. It's just I'm fat as fuck, so that's the only bad part. So that's me in a nutshell. No, this is me in a nutshell. How did I get in this nutshell?
Speaker 2:But I've had enough blood work done over the last four years. So what were your levels when you almost uh, died? Oh okay, what was going on there?
Speaker 3:so basically, uh, like as far as okay, so the um, there's an enzyme in your blood that is produced when your heart goes into, when your heart's being overworked, and there's an enzyme that gets released into your bloodstream and that's how they determine if you have a blood clot. It was like through the roof, like OK, so they have. Like, when you look on my chart, there's like a little like bar here. This is normal levels. It was like it was like way up here. So they're like oh shit, so they have to put you on these, ooh, bambulance, they have to put you on this, on these blood thinners and stuff to kind of bring, bring that down Cause. If that cause that gets to your heart, it's, it's like a, it's like adrenaline, basically in a way. So it it. It. It's used to prevent your heart from going into cardiac arrest, so it's like a natural enzyme to prevent your heart from like going haywire. As far as like other things, like everything else was pretty. I mean, my blood was always pretty good.
Speaker 2:So that could be sodium based as well. Sodium does drive up blood pressure.
Speaker 3:Oh, blood pressure is a thing, yeah, so I do have high blood pressure, I about that there was one thing.
Speaker 2:But well, dude, yeah, but I mean, and sodium is a huge, is a problem for that. Um, sodium can drive up blood pressure, unfortunately true, but at that but so can have a lot of jay, a lot of, yeah, a lot of oh, I hope I get a figment oh my, uh, my family suffers from congenital heart failure anyway, so it's not surprising my blood pressure's high.
Speaker 3:Just put a big one in there, dude. Just put a big one in there. We replaced your heart with a what was it south park movie? Oh, big potato we're. Hey, kenny, hi, yeah, we accidentally replaced your heart with a big potato. You got five seconds to live. Damn it, damn it, damn it. It's always hard losing these ones.
Speaker 2:Let's go, okay fucking george clutie, I was thinking a fucking animal where they put all the parts in them and oh yeah I put animals in you.
Speaker 3:What I put animals in you but I'm on a blood pressure medicine, so my blood pressure is actually really good, that's good yeah it's always pretty decent um, I'm just on.
Speaker 2:I'm on blood pressure medicine as well what are you?
Speaker 3:what are you on?
Speaker 2:I think I'm on on cholesterol medicine. Cholesterol, okay, torvastatin.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:And I'm also on Jonumet, which is for diabetes, but I'm not diabetic. I'm like out of the woods, out of the dump, but he wants to keep me preventing diabetes Right. And what it is. It pretty much takes all the whatever sugar and it just is like well, see ya, like it just gets rid of it or whatever.
Speaker 3:I bought a lisinothril. I call it lisinothril. Lisinopril Sounds like a fucking Pokemon. I choose you lisinopril. It does, Does it not? It's just a little fucking pill. It's like 10 milligrams. This is a little guy I got to stick it up. It not, it's just a little fucking pill. It's like 10 milligrams.
Speaker 2:This is a little suppository, it's a I got sticking up my ass every day. I kind of like that's what. That's what I like to come over yeah, jay comes over early because the pill fits right in the tip of my penis it's got to get right into my bloodstream really quick.
Speaker 3:So you know it's easier with dick. It's easier with dick. You know my finger could only go so far.
Speaker 2:But your finger's longer than my dick.
Speaker 3:Well, sometimes I need to, like, change a pace. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it needs to stop right at the entryway.
Speaker 3:Why use my finger when I could use?
Speaker 2:somebody else's dick. That's where my chode comes in. It's like, why use my finger every day, which? I just figured out what a chode is the other day. What's a chode? Okay, so there's two.
Speaker 3:I've always thought a chode was the part of the gooch between the perennium between the butthole and yeah, they call that the perennium or something like that so the gooch, they call it the gooch, the taint yeah I always thought that was called a chode as well, which it is, but everybody else knows chode as a small thick penis honestly, I didn't know that. I thought it was the same thing you were talking about, so I I learned something new today I learned it at work.
Speaker 2:The other day you got some I had to look up chode on the computer if I do that at my work, I'll get fired.
Speaker 3:What? Is this A children. Mr McDraw, you look up a children?
Speaker 1:All of us Japanese have children. We got children.
Speaker 3:You think you got to pick a penis you are fired.
Speaker 2:You're, king Pepe, around here, you're. King Pepe, look at my children so glad none of them listen to the show. Even if they did, I don't care, you would have got fired by now, dude.
Speaker 3:Oh my god they don't give a, they don't give a shit, they don't care.
Speaker 2:They got better sets of humors that you actually like credit for, like we talked about last week, man, you know, like when japan was the one of the some of the people that were listening to us dude.
Speaker 3:So yeah, the week before, but we gotta take a little breakeroonies we go back we got a lot yeah, we got some. We got music, music coming up, a lot of music for you all. Right, be back I'm so sad.
Speaker 1:Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha. This is my life. I never knew before what was fun, until I bought my Nintendo 64. It came with at least three games. Two of them were great, but one of them they were fucking lame.
Speaker 4:They were fucking lame.
Speaker 1:Take us to crap and throw this shit away. This game came out all the years of yesterday. Throw it in the trash. If you knew for me, I want to play Banjo and Kazooie, but this is Mario and it's not for me. Throw this fucking piece of shit Out in the street. I can't believe they're trying to cheat me. This is just a game. That's not for me. These are my words, so don't get them all mixed on up. I can't wait to get a new game. When mommy gets up and takes me to the rental place, I will ransack this whole motherfucking place. Mom, can I get that game?
Speaker 4:over there.
Speaker 1:I think it would be funny if I wasn't there. I want that game Conker's with Alan and I wanna start from the beginning. I ran it in about a couple weeks ago but I had to take it back before I was done. Can I please rent that game? You know, mommy, I'm your favorite son. I'll throw a ten drum in this fucking place. I'll scream in your fucking face. Don't try to even tempt your fate, cause you know this will be too late. Your notice will be too late Now we're in here, so give me the game. The one you bought me the other day was all lame. I don't wanna play this stupid game again. Then I won't have any more of them, friends. They won't come over and play with my bank. They'll grab number two controller every day and I cannot wait to start on this game. You know it's just gonna be the same today. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, huh. Thank you, mommy.
Speaker 4:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin'.
Speaker 2:Podcast it's Everyday with Jon and Jay. Baby, listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that, motherfucker. Now check it out. Hey, yo, what's up? Motherfucker the chicken hey, what's up, hey.
Speaker 3:You put your hand down and salute me like the civilian scum you are.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 4:Welcome back.
Speaker 2:Welcome back, so one. I'll start us off with some music.
Speaker 3:I'll start us off, man.
Speaker 2:Okay, so this is going to be light. This ain't going to be like the usual metal. This is an album that I was a girl. Her name is Fletcher Fletcher and she's a musical artist. Dude, she is Dude, she's so fucking.
Speaker 3:Do you have a song to recommend? Let me see here it called becky, so hot. Oh okay, first thing that came up, bella thorne. Is that a porn star? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I guess hold on real quick before I play we got to find out where the bella thorne is. I bought this album on a whim, okay. So I've been addicted to whatnot since oh, she's just an actress. I've been addicted to whatnot since john told me about it and I buy some of these albums I'll buy on a whim. It looks dude, it looks like an edm album, and I'll show you the what, the what the album did you show me this before? No, we, we looked at, that's something else, that that was Alice in.
Speaker 3:Wonderland. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2:Let me see here, and I'll show you the album cover dude Right there.
Speaker 4:Look at the album cover. Ooh, I like that.
Speaker 3:So you're just buying these albums on a whim? Yeah, they're five bucks, Dude, that's the best kind man.
Speaker 2:I got a Beastie Boys album for five bucks.
Speaker 4:She's hot dude. She is, she's on the cover.
Speaker 2:It's like a hardcore Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4:I will say it sounds like Taylor Swift a little bit.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, definitely I can hear the Taylor Swift influence here. Are there lesbian undertones in this song?
Speaker 2:Wait a second, wait a minute. I don't condone that.
Speaker 4:I don't like lesbians.
Speaker 2:I don't like lip lickers. That's good.
Speaker 3:Why can't Taylor Swift sing about shit like this Whoa, Are they going to kiss? That's not safe ladies. That's not. You need a strap for that.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm a porter.
Speaker 2:I'm bricked up right now. I'm not going to lie, ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3:Now I'm bricked up.
Speaker 2:That is fucking, that is the hottest fucking shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 3:This is the hottest video, dude. You need to check this video out, peeps.
Speaker 2:They're actually really kissing dude.
Speaker 3:If you love gratuitous lesbian action, check out becky. So hot by fletcher. They're just straight on making out. And shit boy, they never had this on ftv when I was a kid. No shit man, this would be after dark. I'd be pulling, I'd be playing. Beat the Clock, definitely not on BH1. They're a classy channel Behind the scenes, behind the scenes, behind the music Uh sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no joke, the whole album was really good. Not bad pop music it's not dude. Like there's one of her songs like, uh, let me see here um. One of her songs reminded me, like I told sarah I said it reminded me of, like how she probably felt with me being an idiot. So let me see here. I'll see which one it is, because becky's so hot's her number one off that album.
Speaker 3:Let me see here um 3.9 million views on youtube, I can see why. Oh, you know what I like to do on videos like that I gotta read the comment better version.
Speaker 2:Do better version was the, the one song where it uh pretty much she's singing about she, she got a better version of you dude.
Speaker 3:This is kind of what I'll say. I would have known I was gay a long time ago if I had a music video like this on mtv. That's a woman who posted this on youtube. The only problem with this video is that it's not longer I agree yeah, uh, yep, a uh s tier fucking music video, for sure. Do you got anything else?
Speaker 2:yes, okay, so this one I haven't listened to yet, so this is going to be a new one new one for for both of us um it is called as it is that's the name of the band. That's the name of the band as it is um, I have.
Speaker 2:The album is called I went to hell and back, but let me see if I can find some songs off. We like the number one song to everybody. Listen to. What kind of genre is this? It is metal. Metal as it is artist. Okay, music releases there's a. Okay, so I went to hell and back their number one song off.
Speaker 3:This album is in threes as it is, set it off in geordie parp. I don't know okay in threes, is this another? Whatnot? And Jordy Parp, I don't know. Okay, in threes, is this another?
Speaker 2:whatnot fucking buy.
Speaker 3:Another $5 buy dude. Okay, I love your fucking roulette.
Speaker 4:Whatnot buys dude the fire inside of my head got caught. I don't give a fuck if the house burns down.
Speaker 1:I bury myself in a bed. I wait for the party to end.
Speaker 4:I'm not in the mood to attend now Pack.
Speaker 1:I don't know how much metal it is, but Wish all my problems away. Kill the flame, misery, don't sleep.
Speaker 2:Dying to take back we made it Dragon yeah.
Speaker 3:I was gonna say Imagine Dragon Apathy.
Speaker 1:I think that I'm learning to hope, oh no, or maybe just learning to cope. I mean, I'm not to hope, oh no, or maybe just learning to cope.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm not big on this Vibey kind of. Like I am, but I'm not. I like what it's Used in conjunction with really hard shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do too, like if they would have came in with like Screaming and some breakdown and shit.
Speaker 3:The band I'm. You've heard this band before, but I showed it a couple weeks ago. But they came out with a new album, spirit box oh my god, their new album is so good. It's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2:It's vibey, it's not for me is there any like just not, not not a hard song, dude, it's kind of like was that?
Speaker 3:was that like a? That's not a remix song? I'm just making sure there was other artists on the fearless records version. So I just wanted to make sure it wasn't just some sort of weird like remix oh, because sometimes like they do that. But it's all right if, yeah, if you like, imagine dragons and kind of like that vibey, kind of I've been addicted to that fucking uh red.
Speaker 2:What is it that? Uh, strobe lights by that red fucking dude, oh, from the eurovision.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, I've been. I was listening to the uh irish one oh man, I've been addicted.
Speaker 2:I read okay, dude, I listened to it three times.
Speaker 3:I was nice in my garage today uh, I want to show you spirit boxes opening song from their new album dude. It is fucking crazy. So the whole album is like it's almost like a concept album, but it's not. A lot of the lyrics and themes have to do with. Of course, knowing me, it just makes my stomach hurt because a lot of it's about the name of the album is called Tsunami Sea and a lot of the themes have to do with the reckless sea. Reckless sea like the like, like waves and and like it's, it's an it's, it's interesting. They just don't go singing about it. But a lot of the themes have to do with like despair and but they use like the water and the sea and rough surf as kind of a theme for it. But this is the opening song. It is chunky and but it's got that deftones vibiness to it at times oh, oh that's so chunky.
Speaker 2:She's just nasty. Courtney LaPlante is so good.
Speaker 3:I love that Now we got this kind of depth tones, kind of vibey, kind of like chorus, with all those elements in the background.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Just that synthesizer in the back. There's so many good layers to this album, especially Spiritbox songs in general, where you hear that like that fucking synth in the back kind of just give it a good layer.
Speaker 2:Next I'm going to bring up a Swedish fucking metal band.
Speaker 3:Ooh, I love Swedish metal bands. It does kind of feel like an open sea to where, like this, is kind of the calm part and then the fucking crazy parts, like the chunky parts. It's just like a fucking wave hitting you.
Speaker 2:So you're just kind of sitting there and all of a sudden you're ah, this makes my stomach hurt because I hate the water you know, what I think is crazy is that we listen to stuff and we're in a band together and stuff, but it's simple, like a lot of the hard shit is. So it is simple, dude, this is simple. Did you know? Like, if you ever listen to it, it's like the harder shit a lot of times is simple.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, keeping things real simple is the way to go about like there's like the production's really good, but the riffs themselves are just, but the production underneath it is really good. So you have like they they put a lot of layers under it to kind of give it a more fuller sound, which that that's a good production right there. So, yeah, it's, this album is is so good. All right, what's this? All right serpent omega.
Speaker 2:I like it, and the song is called Rivers of Riversed Serpent.
Speaker 4:Serpent.
Speaker 2:Omega and it's Rivers. I spelled that wrong. It should be Rivers of Riversed, riversed. I don't remember. There it is.
Speaker 3:That's fine. Rivers of Reversed yeah, there it is, this one. Rivers have reversed. Yeah, oh, I like it sounds. Where'd you hear this band from? Whatnot another five dollar album, dude, I love it. I love your.
Speaker 2:whatnot roulette, dude, it is oh, give a shout out to VC Vinyl for selling this shit.
Speaker 3:Got a Black Sabbath kind of feel to it A little bit.
Speaker 2:It's supposed to be their number one song on this.
Speaker 3:You just see the cover art and be like oh yeah, I'm getting that. Oh yeah, dude, just the logo and the cover art alone. It's like, yeah, it's going to be either black, some sort of black metal or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2:I think they sing. I haven't heard it. I haven't listened to this album yet.
Speaker 3:It's all new so this is the first time you've heard this too. Yeah, okay, okay cool. I'm glad I get to experience these new songs with you first. I mean, it's an 8 minute long song, so Kind of got a ghost feel to it. I was just about to say that.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 3:That fucking bass, the Dude, that bass is nasty.
Speaker 4:Bow. Dude, that bass is nasty Bow. Ha ha ha.
Speaker 2:It sounds like they're kind of. They're very Nordic because they got through the gates at the mountain's edge. But a lot of them are like. Their songs are like Aragnir is one of their songs, so like some of their language.
Speaker 3:Kind of reminds me of Cradle of Filth, a little bit Cradle of Filth mixed with Amon.
Speaker 2:Amar yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:With a little bit of like yeah, like a little bit of prog rock in there. I like this dude.
Speaker 2:Want to give a shout out to 22 Market today too. Oh yeah, our local record store, our local record store man. I went in there got some gems.
Speaker 4:Some fucking gems. No no.
Speaker 2:I thought it was Rivers, of Riverside, you're like reversed. Oh yeah, rowards. Oh yeah, rudes, rudes, rowards. Shut up back there, shut up back there. Yeah yeah, dude, these are just $5 fines. Okay. So here's what's craziest, dude. Okay. So I bought this album twice. I bought Free Guy Soundtrack twice.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 2:I bought. What was the last one? Fuck, fucking bass solo.
Speaker 3:Dude, get out of here with this. I bought what was the last one?
Speaker 2:Fuck Fucking bass solo dude, get out of here with this. I bought three albums For five dollars each of them, took them into 22 Market and got 36 bucks.
Speaker 3:Oh, what we got going on here. I like this, oh, very Nordic, oh oh very Nordic.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh my.
Speaker 3:God, this all went up a notch.
Speaker 2:Put me a notch once. Ha ha Put me on notch one.
Speaker 3:No fucking harmonies man.
Speaker 2:Is this a woman-led band?
Speaker 4:Yeah. That's sick dude, she kind of sounds like Walls of Jericho a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 3:yeah, Dude, that's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not bad that's good.
Speaker 3:It's like a hodgepodge of different genres just rolled into one great fucking I love them.
Speaker 2:It's mean it's very thick. Love them. It's got a great, it's got a good old school like heavy metal sound.
Speaker 3:But you're right, I think Black Sabbath it's got a black, it's black metal dude, it's got.
Speaker 2:It's like Dio Black. Yeah, yeah, it is good.
Speaker 3:Like heaven and hell Shit. And then do that fucking distorted bass line dude. Oh man, I have to listen. More of these people, dude. Good call man, goodbye, goodbye on that.
Speaker 2:Five bucks, man, fucking a I'm telling you what I do, whatnot, is amazing, um. But like I said, I went to 22 market um today and, uh, no joke. Like um, obviously my goal isn't to take advantage of people or whatever, but I get these five dollar albums, dude, and it's tough to be a five dollar brand new album when you go to some place you know obviously it's local and I'd rather shop there, but but it's tough to beat a brand new album for five bucks and then to go to some store and and pay fucking 10 or 15 for the same thing that's used.
Speaker 2:So I ended up, um, but I ended up taking this one serpent, Omega, um, free guy. And I can't remember the last goddamn album I can't remember which one I bought. That was, I had two copies of it, okay, and um, um, the last goddamn album.
Speaker 2:I can't remember which one I bought that was. I had two copies of it, okay and um, but I ended up getting 36 dollars for him. But I didn't get 36 cash. I did store credit so I ended up getting sticks album was six bucks, which was also as laura lion lady on it and then I ended up buying um, a bullet for my valentine the new one which, like I said, we'll have to check out and then um, also um kind of obsessed with this band right now.
Speaker 3:Bro, the serpent omega, yeah, we can check them out, dude.
Speaker 2:Um here, dude, I can tell you another song off that album. I want to see if they got any music videos or, oh, that's great idea, and then, um, this is from four years ago blackout fucking scorpions. Blackout album.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:I've been wanting Scorpion Dude, Scorpion's one of my favorites. Orgnear. That's the one off that album that I was talking about. Orgnear. That's the one I was telling you about?
Speaker 3:That's Swedish. If I've ever heard one Doom Metal, okay, yeah, that sounds about right. I want to hear this. I want to see their music video real quick.
Speaker 2:This is all off that one album. This is their third most popular song. Oreganer is the first Oreganer.
Speaker 3:Dude. It's crazy. The drums are really good, dude. It's crazy because they're not a very popular band.
Speaker 2:No, they're broke up I guess.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're broke up already.
Speaker 4:That sucks when you oh, look at that.
Speaker 1:Still blackface.
Speaker 3:She got canceled, Well they don't believe it's different over there. She got canceled. They don't believe it's different over there. They don't have black people in Sweden.
Speaker 2:Little misbehaving, taking all my money. Give some dude a blood angel right there. Dude, I have to listen to more. Dude, check out Argoner or whatever the fuck it was.
Speaker 3:Arrigner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's see what that one is.
Speaker 3:Arrigner.
Speaker 2:That's the second most popular song off this fucking album. Oh, I like that beginning Right on Ooh.
Speaker 3:Sounds like Joe's tuning.
Speaker 2:Sounds like Joe's music right there.
Speaker 3:This kind of sounds like us a little bit. It does. Got that really prominent bass line in the background.
Speaker 4:We'll see you next time. I like Rivers of Reverse better.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a good song. That's the reason why I was so good. Yeah, that's a good song.
Speaker 2:That's the reason why I was so good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a good song, but yeah, we're almost out of time, dude.
Speaker 2:No shit already. Yeah, we should show up some more.
Speaker 3:We should do Styx oh let's do Styx, let's do Styx's newest album. I can't believe they. This totally fell under my radar.
Speaker 2:All right, so Styx, my radar. All right, so sticks newest album and I'll find the songs the best songs ever. The best song, the one that we were listening to was, uh, the crash of the crown is the song.
Speaker 3:Dude, this is 2021 sticks I can't believe this went under my radar, man it reminds me of tenacious d movie when they're like on the road, yeah he will be the best fighter and it will be going to light. They will team and fight her and they're ready for the rock this is sticks 2021 album it's like david bowie singing a little bit speaking of old music, did you know, uh david, not david bowie, uh, not David Bowie. Billy Idol has a new song. No way we can listen to that real quick.
Speaker 2:Yes, See, this takes it away from Styx. The music in the background. You can tell Styx, but the voice doesn't go with it. But when it starts getting into it it does. I'm okay with it, that little synthesizer dude there it is.
Speaker 1:Right there, dude, madame Blue, right right fucking sticks.
Speaker 3:That sticks Fucking sticks, that sticks, boom, yeah, the harmonizing choir sound. I love this man, the chorus, the harmonizing. It sounds so classic but yet modern at the same time, if that makes sense, that bass line and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like trans-Siberian shit A little bit. Yeah, Another $5 on a whim Can't beat it, dude. I get whatnot deliveries every day. It's like Christmas.
Speaker 3:Get the robots out and everything. I mean that. Yeah, I mean you can't deny it. Yeah, that has to be like a it's like all these.
Speaker 1:It's like four different songs. It's almost like Queen these.
Speaker 2:It's like Four different songs. It's almost like Queen, it does.
Speaker 3:Dude, that's good.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, sticks is Just fucking Just, delicious Just delicious. So good, so delicious. Oh man, I want to see Billy.
Speaker 4:Is there, try to find where the noose oh, it's gotta be that one, because he's fucking, he looks old as shit, how long ago like a minute or a year, I think it's still day.
Speaker 3:Oh, I think this is it right here. Yeah, this is it. I like the old school, kind of like MTV intro.
Speaker 2:Oh, with the thing in the corner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, black gold sold my soul in a fever. In a fever, he looks like.
Speaker 3:John Kreese dude yeah, from Karate Kid yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, he does.
Speaker 3:I like this song. I think it's pretty good. Again, it's classic but it has a modern thing to it. He looks like he does.
Speaker 2:He looks like Jock Crease, he does look like Jock Crease. Right, Right. Did you ever listen to his old shit? Like back in the fucking, like his old old stuff Before Billy Idol, Billy Idol, like when he was punked. Did you ever listen to that?
Speaker 3:No, not really Holy shit, it looks like Nikki Sixx. It does look like Nikki Sixx. Okay, now you said, he looks like John Kreese.
Speaker 2:I can't get over that. Check out Billy Idol real quick before we go Check out Billy Idol's old stuff. I don't get over that. Check out Billy Idol real quick before we go Check out Billy Idol's old stuff. I don't know the songs Oof, like first music, like beginning line, I don't know, like punk, maybe you can just type punk and like punk rock. Yeah, dude, holy shit man, when he first was starting, not Rebel Gal, that's when he first fucking started, dude, is that it? Yeah, I think that might be it.
Speaker 3:You're talking about my, oh?
Speaker 2:No, that's your generation.
Speaker 3:Oh, billy Idol, Definitely.
Speaker 2:UK punk stuff yeah, definitely Ramones. I love the Ramones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, definitely, ramones, feel too I love the Ramones dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell yeah. Billy Idol dude Just playing your shit as fast as you fucking can.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, that's fucking old school.
Speaker 2:Billy Idol 1977. Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 3:But, alas, we must bid you adieu this evening, today, tomorrow, whatever this morning, wherever you're listening to hope you enjoyed all the musical taste and listening and all the other yeah so if you have any listen guys, we want to play your shit too. We're almost like djs it away.
Speaker 2:So we want to kind of hear what give us new bands.
Speaker 4:Give us a bands list.
Speaker 2:I I know, Tony does every once in a while, yeah, yeah, Mr Boudrione, hey, give us a bands to check out.
Speaker 3:You can find us on Facebook. You can find us on Facebook.
Speaker 2:What the fuck.
Speaker 3:We're not hard to find, guys.
Speaker 2:But you can't find us hard.
Speaker 3:Most likely, yeah, but just reach out, man, tell us a band you want to hear.
Speaker 2:They don't have to be metal bands. It could be punk, it could be pop.
Speaker 3:It could be. Whatever we're, we're the we're students of the game guys.
Speaker 2:We could, we'll listen to whatever we might run out of time for country, yeah, forget it oh dang, we can't get.
Speaker 3:Oh sorry, guys, but with that said, we appreciate everyone's listenership around the world because we're we're global, now, guys. So, uh, wherever you're listening to, uh, we appreciate it's listenership around the world because we're we're global now, guys. So, uh, wherever you're listening to, uh, we appreciate it, whether you're on, you know, spotify or apple music, or wherever we appreciate it. And uh, jay, the parting words yes, I would like to.
Speaker 2:This week, I'd like to give a huge shout out to mini danner, um which you probably ain't listening, but um that's okay, but um, and no one fights alone. It is uh. I just dj'd their mom prom saturday, okay, and I want to say I'm locking that in, I'm not letting anybody else dj, that that is mine and it was 500 women it's a lot who packed the fucking Meadowbrook Ballroom dance floor for four hours straight.
Speaker 2:I'll be showing John videos after we get done. It's mind-boggling, it's crazy. Your mind is in a bottle. Anyway, they killed it Saturday, so much I stood for five hours straight. I couldn't exercise the next day because my foot was killing me. I broke my ankle at the Y a long time ago and my fucking every once in a while.
Speaker 2:So, no joke, those ladies dance their fucking asses off Nice. And I did such a good job they got a hold of me today I'm booked next year for nice, good work. And I said I told my DJs. I said, suck it up, I a day, I'm booked next year for nice, good work. And I said I told my djs, I said suck it up.
Speaker 3:I'm doing it.
Speaker 2:That's mine. Fuck, yeah, yeah, dude, it was so much fun. Dude way to go. Ladies, you killed it. No one fights alone. It's about cancer.
Speaker 3:Were there some hot moms there?
Speaker 2:oh, fucking the whole damn floor yes I know I was like. I was like we, even I'm married. No, they didn't even try to touch me. But Nicki Nye Swander was there, saw her. Oh, okay, I did see that Erin Garcia was there. I didn't get to see her. Katie Brickner, she was there, okay.
Speaker 4:I saw a lot of Billy Breidinger was there.
Speaker 3:I saw a lot of women that we know. That I saw in pictures and stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, a lot of. There was a young lady, uh, her name is, uh, megan mortar. She fucking sang a couple songs, empowering women's songs, and she killed it. She was her voice is gorgeous nice I asked her if I could scream behind her singing. She wouldn't let me do it?
Speaker 3:just kidding, I didn't ask all right, so anything else, jay nope, that's all I'd like to say.
Speaker 2:Thank you to everybody else, that's it. Thank you, so everybody else.
Speaker 3:That's it, thank you. So, guys, we appreciate everybody who's been listening and we'll see you next week. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Scherger. Peace out Later.