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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 162: Eurotrip: A Musical Journey Through Eurovision 2025...Yes..More Music!!
Ready for a musical adventure that spans continents, genres, and internet rabbit holes? Join John and Jay as they plunge headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of Eurovision 2025, sampling entries from across Europe that range from hypnotic techno bangers to emotional ballads.
The journey begins with a hilarious exploration of "Brody Quest," connecting Adrian Brody's Oscar speech to the meme culture that immortalized him online. But that's just the appetizer. The main course is a delightful sampling of musical curiosities that have captivated millions – those oddly addictive 10-hour loop videos on YouTube that somehow keep people coming back. From the "Pikachu Song" to "Crab Rave" and the unforgettable "Amazing Horse," the guys break down what makes these simple, repetitive tracks so bizarrely compelling.
When the conversation shifts to metal music, things get both heavy and thoughtful. The pair challenge common misconceptions about the genre, arguing that beneath the aggressive sound lies deep philosophical exploration rather than the "satanic" stereotypes often assigned to it. Their analysis of bands like Infant Annihilator reveals the technical prowess and artistic vision behind extreme music, even when it's presented with a wink and a nod.
A surprise church invitation leads to a candid discussion about personal beliefs and the uncomfortable feeling of being pressured into religious environments – showing that this isn't just a music show, but a window into authentic human experience. Whether you're a Eurovision fanatic, a metal enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates genuine conversation that goes wherever curiosity leads, this episode delivers.
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Speaker 3:Fucking ridiculous. Yeah, we're back for just one more episode and that's it, we're done. No, just kidding.
Speaker 1:We're never.
Speaker 3:you can't quit us, we're never we're never leaving, ever Can't get rid of us.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no. So today we got a lot of things to talk about. I was just reading kind of current events. Did you see that the drummer for my Chemical Romance was found dead?
Speaker 3:Are you serious? Yeah, look it up. Did that happen a while ago, though, did it?
Speaker 2:I swear to God. I saw that in the news like a while ago. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I thought they just found him, unless I'm fucking yeah, and I just oxide canisters next to his body bet you that he hauls. I bet you hauls ass yeah, he died nove 24th 2024.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, but I guess the. They just didn't see the canister until now.
Speaker 3:Well, I guess, Wait a second.
Speaker 2:I think I remember something. I remember something, hey, wait.
Speaker 3:I remembered something. Well, wait a minute. What were those canisters doing? By his body, bob, you were trying to tell me. You just brought those up to our attention. Now what? I didn't think you were relevant, damn it. You've been on the force for 20 years. This is a rookie mistake. This is a rookie mistake. You're on fire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't realize that. I didn't realize that he's been dead for a while.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it's the details of his death. What the fuck, man, sir? I think there's foul play afoot. What makes you say that?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it Because there's a chicken over there and I know that's foul.
Speaker 3:There's a hit. It's like my John.
Speaker 2:Cena joke.
Speaker 3:Arrest that chicken. You're coming out of the station. We have ways of making people like you talk Like Detective Mittens. Get Mittens in here. Stat Lieutenant Mittens, he's a tough son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:You're right, he must have killed himself. That's where those claw marks came from. That shit's so good.
Speaker 4:But no.
Speaker 2:I did see that, actually, what's crazy is dude, one of my classmates, is in the hospital not doing very well right now, which is crazy ridiculous in the hospital not doing very well right now, which is crazy ridiculous. And then, um, also um, one of my, when I used to dj in in, uh, bellevue I'm brody cuss, I love that. When I used to dj in um in bellevue, I um, I know why you're playing that too. So I used to dj bellevue. I used to have it.
Speaker 2:Uh, every year we did a birthday bash for me, like for my dj, and okay and uh, one of them was, uh, his name was joe block and he was early 30s dude and he just passed away. Oh, that's just ridiculous. He was a big dude but he lost a lot of weight and shit. And then there he goes. No canisters were found by his bed, not that I know. We won't find out. Get mittens in here, six months.
Speaker 3:But anyway, the Academy Awards just happened With the. Oscars, yeah, the Oscars, and the winner of the best actor, and this should be the best song I love this song. Mr Adrian Brody.
Speaker 2:If you have not heard this, it's called Brody Quest.
Speaker 3:It's by Neil Sigurard. I'm going to tell you what. Go on YouTube. There's a 10 hour loop. I'm not. I don't doubt that.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I'll sneak in to level up and I'll turn it on before people are supposed to come in. I can listen to this for 10 hours, I know right. I guess this is like the amazing horse song to his.
Speaker 3:Oscar speech was like really really long, evidently really, let's watch it.
Speaker 2:I want to hear it. I want to hear that I would. I've never seen it. Did you see Kieranieran calkin, dude? His speech was fucking hilarious. Oh my god, how long is it?
Speaker 3:according to this, six minutes and 50 seconds, it's not bad and the oscar goes to adrian brody has he ever won an Oscar before? Yeah, he won one for the pianist the penis, the penis. See, this would have been better. See, this, hold on a second. I gotta make this better. Like you just can't have a. It just doesn't, just doesn't mix well. So I figured we will get Brody.
Speaker 2:That's perfect. I think you lined that up perfectly. All right, here we go.
Speaker 6:Adrian Brody.
Speaker 3:This is the only way.
Speaker 2:Dude, he should have used this. This would have been hilarious.
Speaker 3:I would have lost my mind if I would have heard this.
Speaker 2:Do you know what we should look up after this? Whether Adrian Brody had a reaction video to the fucking Brody class.
Speaker 3:I heard he was well aware of it. I'm going to keep this going. It just worked. They're already counting me down, okay, thank you.
Speaker 7:God, thank you for this blessed life.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to keep the song playing and the way he's talking.
Speaker 7:If I may just humbly begin by giving thanks for the tremendous outpouring of love that I've felt from this world and every individual that has treated me.
Speaker 2:You know what movie I thought he did really good in what's that? The Village, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:I am just so fortunate. He's up there giving a heartfelt speech and I got Brody Quest in the background playing dude. What a dude. Does he have any reactions to it? Oh, let me see here. I know he's aware of it because I saw someone. What's that noise? Is that you? That's me chewing my fucking fingernails.
Speaker 7:You became a hit a few years ago with something called Brody Quest yeah, nothing to do with this, but show the people what the how do you know I had nothing to do with that. Well, do you have anything to do with what I'm about to show the people?
Speaker 1:No, I didn't, but I just you assumed.
Speaker 6:I did my research into my character.
Speaker 7:who knew that about me? That's right. That's what's up. Show the people a little bit of what we're talking about here. Jim, now, believe it or not, there is 10 hours of this on YouTube. I bet you the 10-hour one. It's absolutely mesmerizing. And so you've joined in yourself. You've joined yourself into the world of social media. Last year you started. I'm amazed. You took this picture of yourself and your dog right there. Okay, then the world helped you by giving yourself your own dog's body behind you over here, and then you got turned into anamorphs. Do you enjoy seeing yourself sort of manipulated and turned into a meme online? If that's the extent of the manipulation, I enjoy it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean it could be worse.
Speaker 7:Not so much the fan fiction of you having a romantic relationship with the Predator. Is that out there? It will be tomorrow. Now, that would have been the sequel I wanted to see, right? Yeah, well, how much research.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he is aware of it I knew as soon as you pulled up brody quest. I knew what you were going after.
Speaker 3:I I'm just like. I was like what if jay's gonna know the context? So if I'm pulling up brody quest because I saw he won best actor and I'm like, oh jesus, I have to mention that I gotta play brody quest because we've played it before on this show, so I I'm like dude, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2:A lot of those 10-hour songs we used to challenge ourselves to level up to work.
Speaker 3:Got to get through the day while playing 10-hour versions.
Speaker 2:The only one I did was Pikachu song. I did make it 10 hours through that.
Speaker 3:What's the Pikachu song? Pull it up 10 hours through that what's? What's the?
Speaker 2:pikachu song. Pull it out, pikachu song. It's pikachu, you'll probably like it. I think it's a I, I I'm about to fly, that kind of. Yeah, it's really the pikachu song.
Speaker 3:I spell pikachu, this thing, I don't know no that's not it.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:PP Pikachu song no Pikachu song one hour.
Speaker 2:Nope, that's not it, it goes, it goes. Pika Pika, pika Pika. That's it. Right, there it is. It's actually catchy, I already like it. Pika P is it's actually catchy, I already like it.
Speaker 3:10-hour loop of this. I like the house fucking techno. You're going to like it when it picks up, dude, you listen to this for 10 hours. 10 hours, dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:Oh, I can listen to this all fucking day and night.
Speaker 1:Wait till he gets into it.
Speaker 2:Really good.
Speaker 3:It's got an aqua feel to it holy shit, this is awesome you got that euro pop. Fucking, I love it. You think that's what came out first, this or that fucking. Uh, you know what I'm talking about. Um, there's a crab, the die antwoord song. She uses that. This came out way first, this came out. So she you think she used that from this probably I, I am your butterfly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, this came out, way I did this at the old level.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, Enter the ninja.
Speaker 2:Did you? You've heard there's the Crab Island song, the crab song. Oh my God, we're going through all these crazy songs. Crab Island song, I think it's the crab song, something like that, like it's a bunch of crabs.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Right, there, it is Top one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, there's 10 hours of this too, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's actually pretty catchy. I'll do these loop songs.
Speaker 3:They're fucking crazy. I mean, you usually want to try to get something that's kind of an earworm, but then it gets kind of numb. You get numb to it after a while. I'm just getting sleepy from all the fucking seed noises. I don't like water, though.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? Yup, it's called Crab Rib.
Speaker 3:Oh, this has to be good, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Fucking 90s, goddamn house shit, dude. Oh yeah, this is crowd-raising, dude, they're dancing oh yeah, this is crowd-raising Dude.
Speaker 1:they're dancing.
Speaker 3:Oh, I could definitely listen to this for 10 hours, kind of hypnotic dude Watching them, kind of dance back and forth. That's pretty legit. You ever see those videos of fucking crabs? Like there's little baby turtles, they hatch and then they start walking toward the water and just crap like crabs just yank, just pick them up and just take off with them. No, you ever see those videos, dude. It sounds fucking horrible it's just now, would you?
Speaker 3:now, you know there's some, some places, there's laws. It gets intervening in that you can get arrested. If you intervene, like if you save the baby turtle, you can get arrested for that like, like a wildlife violation, because you're, you're, you are interfering, interfering in the natural cause of of life, or whatever what about Amazing Horse dude?
Speaker 2:you ever seen that one dude? I don't know any of these Amazing Horse. Amazing Horse yes, amazing Horse song. Ah, right there, yep, that one. This is one of. This is another one we tried to do. You'll probably like it. Oh, I've heard this this is another one we tried to do.
Speaker 6:You'll probably like it oh.
Speaker 3:I've heard this Give it a lick.
Speaker 6:It tastes just like raisins have a stroke of its pain. It turns into a plane and then it turns back again when you tug on its wing.
Speaker 1:Ooh, that's dirty, do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made. Sweet lemonade.
Speaker 2:Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade. I love the techno shit.
Speaker 1:I love this man.
Speaker 3:They're the first couple.
Speaker 4:I love this and all the other places too, I think you'll find that the universe pretty much does everything.
Speaker 6:I love this Shut up woman. Get up my horse.
Speaker 4:Look at my horse and then it just starts over.
Speaker 2:My horse is amazing. Give it a lick, dude. These are all those fucking crazy songs, man Dude.
Speaker 3:the first comment on YouTube was like can someone please make a 20-hour version of this? I'm tired of clicking replay.
Speaker 4:Dude too, it's like. Can someone please make a 20 hour version of this?
Speaker 2:I'm tired of clicking replay, dude. I love these 10 hour videos. Oh, dude, you got 10 hour weebles, dude. Let's check out some of these. I saw the norwall's one, the other day badger.
Speaker 3:That's a classic, I do remember. Go ahead and click it mushroom mushroom mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom. Mushroom, mushroom.
Speaker 2:This would drive me insane, I couldn't do this. What about the Norwalk song? I saw that was like Right down there, oh yeah, right there, a second Norwalk.
Speaker 6:Norwalk Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Cause they are so awesome, norwalk. Norwalk Right down there, oh yeah, right there. A second. Now I'm swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Because they are so awesome.
Speaker 2:Now I'm swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide. You ever want to piss Joe off?
Speaker 3:Just teach his kids that there's these. Oh, that's a great idea, because they love this stuff. Yeah, and they make him play it all day. This is something I think his kids would like fucking go.
Speaker 6:Besides that part, oh my God, nor was there.
Speaker 2:Bet, your bet, your bet. Russian dancing man, oh god.
Speaker 3:Donald Trump plays this on loop.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say Watch out Ukraine, donald Trump plays this on loop.
Speaker 6:I was going to say watch out Ukraine. I also got this ballpoint pen. We're Russian dancing men. We're only dancing now, and then we started off at our last minute.
Speaker 3:Get Donald Trump's hands. We'll be going home again.
Speaker 6:We're Russian dancing men. Our favorite pepper is cayenne. We're dancing right next to Big Ben. Come on and see us. Bo-ben Hells we'reenne we're dancing right next to Big Ben. Come on and see us. Boogie Hells were Russian and we're dancing.
Speaker 2:And we always keep spare pants in case of accidents while boogieing Cause Russians love to boogie Russians love to boogie Dude. I saw Eurovision's live and kicking right now.
Speaker 3:We get a lot of videos um.
Speaker 2:They got like celebrity stuff going up, yeah something like no, like, um, some artists have been fucking. I've been getting like emails and youtube video fucking posts. I haven't got to watch any of them, but I know I saw the eurovision's kind of kicking up right now yeah, I think like preliminaries have started, because in may I think is like the live shows and stuff. Never seen anyone like this before you know what.
Speaker 3:Let's check it out.
Speaker 2:Never seen anyone like this before. Never seen anyone like this before, before we are alive. I love that song.
Speaker 3:Ooh, oh yeah, they already got the national final people up already, holy shit dude. Like the finalists, for each is that germany.
Speaker 2:Is that what you were watching? Yeah, so let's go dude, you know damn well germany is gonna be fucking. Now look at germany, it's a female singer. Dude, you know damn what's gonna be bad you just want to go right to germany let's drive into germany, all right let's dive into germany here.
Speaker 3:See what they got. I like that dude with orchestral shit.
Speaker 2:okay, okay, I like that dude.
Speaker 3:I like the vibe dude. I like the vibe of this.
Speaker 2:If you like this. I got a new group for you to listen to, Because I just got a new album from them. I never heard of them before, but they're fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3:There's a little recap video of all the countries so far. Oh really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's watch this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's see that. So I think this is. You can watch all the songs Et songs entries that have been selected so far for Eurovision 2025. I think they just play little snippets, so I mean yeah, Not digging it I. Just probably Not digging it. It's probably part of their like heritage and stuff.
Speaker 1:It doesn't resonate with me. Throw that shit in the trash.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this ain't winning.
Speaker 2:I like that. I was questionable until he came in with that. I was hoping he'd pick up. I like that. Chant Run, run, run.
Speaker 3:I mean it's Armenia, man. Is it a system of a down from Armenia?
Speaker 1:Australia.
Speaker 3:Milkshake man.
Speaker 4:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Australia brings it dude, dude.
Speaker 3:I like it. If something really tickles my pickle, I'm probably gonna go watch the whole thing. I like it. I love weird Eurovision songs, not songs no.
Speaker 2:Like a new Justin Timberlake song.
Speaker 4:Kazakhstan I mean.
Speaker 3:I'll give respect to like incorporating like your nationality and stuff into it, but damn it, I want awesome, crazy Euro, shit, belgium.
Speaker 2:It's like Boy George dude.
Speaker 3:It does Strobe lights. Oh, bring it in.
Speaker 2:Oh, please, oh God.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, come on please give it oh, jesus, they're building to it yes dude.
Speaker 2:That's screaming, that's singing dude. That was great. I wanted more of that. What is a little big? It doesn't look a little big.
Speaker 4:Everyone's trying to cash it on the coffee craze. That's a breed of carpenter espresso. Mash the ato Estonia espresso makia.
Speaker 2:Yeah next, there's nothing that makes you stand out.
Speaker 3:Yeah it just sounds like every other kind of lame euro finland.
Speaker 2:I like the beat, but it's not pulling me in yeah it's very nice.
Speaker 3:It clashes man yeah. Grease, it clashes man yeah.
Speaker 2:Grease Sounds like something off a Disney soundtrack. Is this a new Wicked song?
Speaker 3:Yeah, and the thing is, a lot of these songs win every year too, like the crazy fun Euro fucking pop songs. They make it far but they never win. These are the type of songs that always win. I hate it.
Speaker 4:Like come on, man, ooh Eastland I see that I like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what? Yeah, yeah Ding dong. Oh yeah, yeah ding dong.
Speaker 3:Listen, bombay, it's all right.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:I like this. It's got a 90s vibe.
Speaker 2:Ooh, I like that background.
Speaker 4:I like this a little bit up.
Speaker 2:We'll go back to that.
Speaker 1:Ireland.
Speaker 3:I want to see the red-haired boy George guy do.
Speaker 2:Come on I need a good like. Snow White opened a door, what the fuck?
Speaker 4:It's hilarious dude, I love that.
Speaker 2:Eat your maggot cheese and play something harder. I was telling Sarah about that. Italians eat maggot cheese.
Speaker 1:Ew, mattia about that italians eat maggot cheese?
Speaker 2:ew, yeah, sounds like a piece of a vagina. Oh man, I was shaving and I cut my labia these, yeah, these vibey songs never do well. Oh, they don't, no hell no, why would you go with it then?
Speaker 3:Yeah, these songs never win Lithuania.
Speaker 2:Who says that the whole time That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3:At least it's a rock band of sorts.
Speaker 1:Lock some bars. Oh, that a lot.
Speaker 2:It's got that catchy hook to it yeah yeah, look at you, big girl.
Speaker 3:It's Mediterranean.
Speaker 1:Lizzo.
Speaker 4:What did she just say it be serving?
Speaker 3:cunt. It's spelled differently from American cunt, it's K-A-N-T, which. I wonder what the translation to that is. But you're hearing it I'm serving cunt. That's funny.
Speaker 4:I like that she did. Oh, she was doing it when I was doing it, I knew it.
Speaker 2:Montenegro.
Speaker 3:That's a Montenegro on it. What's the name of the song? Doorbell Clear A Cell.
Speaker 2:Clear A.
Speaker 3:Cell.
Speaker 2:Do-bro-do-el Clearacel Dobra.
Speaker 3:Dobro Dosel oh Norway.
Speaker 2:I like this I'm listening.
Speaker 3:A little poppy Got a little pop to it. It's like a boy band Boy band. Got a boy band pop to it.
Speaker 4:Baby, when the lights go out. Everything about a king A little vanilla.
Speaker 2:Now I feel like I'm about to die. Yeah, I'm like god of war right now. Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 3:Gotcha.
Speaker 1:Slovenia. Slovenia.
Speaker 3:More like.
Speaker 2:Slovenia, slovakia.
Speaker 3:Sleepvenia, because I'm bored. Sleepvenia.
Speaker 4:Nice, okay, nice.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Spanish.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like that. Okay, little hip hop beat to it yeah okay, oh, that camera's cool.
Speaker 4:Okay, please don't hurt me, lasha President.
Speaker 3:Trump saw me Do me. It writes itself it really does.
Speaker 2:Is it called Bird of Prey? Yeah, it's a little innuendo. I think the one we wanted to watch was Boy George. What was the other one? Ireland?
Speaker 3:Ireland yeah yeah, let's check these out ireland. So we didn't even get the big heavy hitters like sweden or any of their, any of like the big, big countries it's really cool to see this because there's some really good ones.
Speaker 2:I like that girl too. Man, when she did that hook dude, I was like wow, dude usually they have a music video.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, here we go. I want to hear the official video ready for takeoff. You've probably heard about this brave little girl.
Speaker 1:All we know is that she saved the world. She got sent away, but she wasn't afraid, though she was alone in the dark big space. Left, a cheering crowd went above the clouds, rocket going high. Then they said goodbye. She still wonders why, but she loves to fly. I like it. I love that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's techno shit. I like that. I'd love to go to an EDM show, dude. That'd be so awesome. There it is. Yeah, it's all good yeah.
Speaker 3:We'll listen to more of this.
Speaker 2:What's the other? What's the other? Oh, we gotta go.
Speaker 3:We gotta take a break real quick.
Speaker 2:Son of a bitch More, more Eurovision.
Speaker 3:Eurovision pop off More Eurovision, eurovision pop-off, more Eurovision pop-off.
Speaker 2:When we come back after this yes, hey, can you pass me that controller over there? Don't press that button, god damn it. You just turned on my. You turned it on you, dumbass, fucking idiot. You did something, but you just don't fucking realize you don't know much about it. You shouldn't touch any of my shit, because I get really pissed off and I want to fucking pound it.
Speaker 4:Listen, it don't really matter to me, but you off and I want to fucking pound it. Listen, it don't really matter to me, but you can't turn on my fucking PS3. You don't have to turn on my PS3. Don't have to turn on my PS3.
Speaker 2:Somewhere somehow somebody must have really taught you not how to respect my shit. I'm about to turn around and punch you in the fucking mouth to bust open your motherfucking lips.
Speaker 4:Dumbass Shouldn't have to touch on my shop. Dude, I'm about to punch you right where you eat food, cause you don't have to turn on my PS3. Don't have to turn on my PS3 now you don't have to turn on my PS3. Don't have to turn on my PS3. No, this ain't gonna be the first. Then go get me a drink. I got a lot of thirst. I'm tired of doing this all for you. You fucked up my games. Now I play GTA 2. Hey man, listen, I know accidents happen.
Speaker 2:That's how you were born, but I don't really appreciate you turning on my PS3 and fucking up my games Somewhere somehow somebody must have fucked up my goddamn game disc and all they think is I'm just supposed to look at them, not get pissed, and just say aw man, tsk, tsk, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha dumbass.
Speaker 4:It don't really matter to me, but you owe me another GTA for the PS3. You don't have to turn on my PS3. Don't have to turn on my PS3. Don't have to turn on my PS3. No, don't have to turn on my PS3. Don't have to turn on my PS3. No, don't have to turn on my PS3. Put that fucking thing down. Don't have to turn on my PS3. Stop. Turn on my PSD. Put that fucking thing down. Don't have to turn on my PSD. Stop. Listen, man, when I tell you to put something down, you put it down. Pass it to me nicely, don't act like a fool. Look, you scratched my goddamn disc in broad daylight and you scratched it. Scratch, scratch. Get broad daylight and you scratch it Scratch. Now I'm going to have to go back up to level up and get a new one.
Speaker 2:What a son of a God damn it.
Speaker 7:How am I supposed to beat it?
Speaker 6:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast.
Speaker 1:It. It's Everyday with Jon and J baby.
Speaker 2:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button.
Speaker 1:You got that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Now check it out.
Speaker 3:Yo, what's up, we're back and we're going to keep going.
Speaker 2:We're going through the. We need some more Eurovision to pop off. We need more.
Speaker 3:Eurovision. We're going through the. The fucking kill Ukrainians. The kill Ukrainians.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, that's horrible. We're going through. It sounded Russian so I had to keep, keep going.
Speaker 3:We're going through the eurovision 2025. Uh, it's like you don't go full retard. Well, so what was that country with the redheaded person?
Speaker 2:I don't know he's right there. I can see his oh really, where it was right there see his picture right there. I don't know which one. He was. This person? Yeah, that's him.
Speaker 3:There's cunt.
Speaker 2:I kind of like the cunt song. I ain't gonna lie, that one was a good one. That's Ireland. That's the one we listen to. I kind of like the Luxembourg's. We need to watch that one. No, there it is Belgium, belgium.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was Belgium.
Speaker 2:Let's watch Belgium and Luxembourg.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be listening to this song a lot. That sounds some shit bro.
Speaker 2:You know what they need to do Come out with a compilation Eurovision album. They used to For every fucking year they used to.
Speaker 3:I would buy the motherfucker I think they you, that you could buy, that you can't buy compilation albums of eurovision? Dude I just don't sell it here, you just have to buy it on international overseas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right there, it is dude, he's got. They got the whole fucking thing right there. Wow, it comes right out.
Speaker 3:There's not a lot of strobe lights. It's kind of a misappetite.
Speaker 1:There's a song called Strobe Lights.
Speaker 4:Get it lesbian, man yeah.
Speaker 3:Belgium.
Speaker 2:Belgium, I would have named it Waffles, waffles.
Speaker 1:Feel the connection when the blocks never tick. Love is the end that comes down through the looking glass. There you go.
Speaker 2:Squeeze them peaches dude, there you go, squeeze them peaches. Dude, here it is, fill them up. Baby, fucking love that shit. Yes, yeah, that's fucking meaty. I'd love to DJ a techno show. That would be cool, dude. Oh man, oh man, feel the connection. Thoughts never taken. Love is the end. Look down through the looking glass. Stronger eyes getting us in your eyes.
Speaker 3:Cutting any haze. We're floating on this space Can't die. Oh, I feel so alive. There's got to be a good interlude here.
Speaker 2:Oh God, yes, that's what I want to say. God, that's badass.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Play it, Bobby, from King of the Hills.
Speaker 1:Stay.
Speaker 3:I dig that. That was legit. What was it Luxembourg?
Speaker 2:Lux, dig that that was legit, let's look up, what was it?
Speaker 3:Luxembourg?
Speaker 2:You know, we govern ourselves kind of like a Luxembourg.
Speaker 3:What's that, bro? Snoop Dogg from Star Skate.
Speaker 2:Watch Dude. This looks awesome. I'm so excited to watch this. Just the hook on it is so good. I don't know if the song is really the greatest, but Is this?
Speaker 3:Oh, this is from one hook on it's so good.
Speaker 5:I don't know, like I don't know, if the song's really the greatest, but is this? Oh, this is from one okay.
Speaker 6:I'm not your puppet. It's like that. It's like that Circumcised.
Speaker 4:Circumcised.
Speaker 2:What do they do? Do they speak French?
Speaker 3:They can speak whatever they want technically. I think she's speaking French. It is French.
Speaker 2:Dude, I could fucking jam this shit.
Speaker 4:La poopy poopy.
Speaker 2:You know what she needs A deep voice. Coming in on the second part, that would be sweet. Service cunt, service cunt, service cunt. That was great dude. Hey, okay, so another one. I think you'd like dude, check out Allison.
Speaker 3:Wonderland Alice, allison, allison.
Speaker 2:A-L-I-S-O-N Wonderland. And see what you think. It's a new album I got because I've been addicted to whatnot since John showed me it, so I've been spending ungodly amounts of money on it. Okay, and I think the one I really like is like Fuck you and Fuck Me or something like that. I've heard of this girl but Dude, she's legit. I like it.
Speaker 3:We'll just go over, Paige her artist.
Speaker 2:It's called like fuck you, fuck me, or something like that. I don't know I like that song, but her whole album that I'm listening to is fucking good. It's really good.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, fuck me. I'm just going to put the lyrics. I don't Fuck you, love you yeah that's it.
Speaker 2:That's it. It's not hardcore techno, but I like it. It's got like a dubstep style feel to it, I think too much need to switch up.
Speaker 1:Fuck you, love you, hate you want you. Fuck you, love you, hate you, want you.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2:Dude, I like that. That's good. Alice, dude, she's amazing. I just bought her for five bucks. It was on the $5 show, brand new album and love edm. So I'm like, dude, like I'll give it a whirl, let's try it out I always like to go to their popular.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go to their popular shit, let's just six years ago.
Speaker 2:Let's just run this, see what it is. It's kind of hot too. Trippy red, Trippie Redd. Come on, come ride with me, babe.
Speaker 3:Sonny, are you riding a dive for me? Babe, are you running off?
Speaker 2:I already are Sounds like the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:I love Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2:This is fight, kind of fight, three fucking quarters of the song.
Speaker 3:I hope he breaks me a Butterfinger. Oh he's back. Oh he's got my Butterfinger, oh he's back. Oh, he's got my Butterfinger. Oh, it's McLovin, it's McLovin, it is.
Speaker 2:It is McLovin, dude, dude. I thought he was going in to get liquor dude Remember. Yeah, Dude, I didn't realize. Dude, that was really him.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:Isn't his name like Michael Mintz-Plasse or something like that? Oh, she's held captive. Whoa dude.
Speaker 3:Bro, this is like some sort of like. It's like fucking Stan, stan, that's what else you do. What else go on? Yeah, stan, dude Ooh I've been enamored by this music video. Man. I'm curious what he's going to do. My parents had a station wagon like that one time.
Speaker 2:This video is crazy.
Speaker 3:I know man, I'm just, I'm enamored. Oh, she's leaking. Dude, she's escaping, get her. Or did he do that on purpose? Oh, he's gonna go chase her.
Speaker 4:What, oh, what the fuck?
Speaker 3:Oh, have you heard of the group um speak. They're russians, they're like a, it's a, it's a. Uh, they're, they are, they're, they're out there.
Speaker 3:Uh, they're kind of to edm very let's check them out uh, not sure if you'll vibe with them, but uh, I love them, but they're, it's a, uh, it's a uh, they're uh like a husband, not husband and wife, but they're, they're together, they got kids and but I love them, but it's a, it's a, they're like a, not husband and wife, but they're together, they got kids and stuff together. It's almost kind of like a Die Antwoord, except it's Russian, just think of that oh okay, they kind of think of that in a way Makes it easier to comprehend.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll just go with this one. I think you showed me these have. I showed you these guys before. They're very anti-poo yeah yep you have, okay, I'm down to watch it again. Yeah, yeah, we watched this, so I remember this okay, I can't remember if I showed you this guy or not. Dude, it sounds just like Diane Ward.
Speaker 1:I told you.
Speaker 3:It's just a Russian Diane Ward really, dude. This marching one is one of my favorite ones. Yeah, very anti-Putin anti-government Russian shit.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised they're allowed to make this shit.
Speaker 3:They're not. They're not, trust me. Their concerts have to be very underground. Yeah, dude, I love these.
Speaker 1:I hate the fucking.
Speaker 2:Dude, I hate that bass. I love the bass, but I hate it. I love it, man. I hate that bass because it sounds like your speakers are blowing Even when it's not. I hate that bass. I love the bass, but I hate it. I love it, man. I hate that bass because it sounds like your speakers are blowing Like even when it's not.
Speaker 3:I hate that. I think it's supposed to be jarring, I know, but I hate that.
Speaker 2:I think that's the point, because you can't bump them in your car, because you think you're blowing your shit up and then they just came out with a kind of Did I show you kind of their newer stuff?
Speaker 3:No, so it has kind of a little rock metal vibe to it too. Yeah, this is it. This song is out there. Man, you'll want me when I'm back. Paz and Virginia Fucking Russian soldier uniforms and shit. Dude, paz and Virginia Paz and Virginia.
Speaker 2:That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 1:I know dude.
Speaker 3:You know what this video reminds me of, though what's that?
Speaker 2:infant annihilator? Oh, yeah, yeah decapitation, fornication, dude that video. Yeah holy shit man.
Speaker 3:So yeah we watch out.
Speaker 2:Let's watch that real quick. Yeah, why not? Because they do it in the woods, where they're drumming on mushrooms and shit what was it infant? Annihilator infantnihilator Infant Annihilator Fornication.
Speaker 3:Decapitation, fornication, what was?
Speaker 2:it. I think it's Fornication, decapitation, decapitation, fornication. There it is the top one. These guys are fucking hard man. These guys are nutty. I love these guys too. That's so gross, dude. I love the breakdown in this song.
Speaker 3:These guys are so fucking hard. This is deathcore done at its finest right here.
Speaker 1:It was so good and I like the mockery of having a drum set and the words made of sticks, mockery of having a drum set and the woods made of sticks.
Speaker 3:It's so brutal but they're not taking. It's not being taken seriously.
Speaker 2:I love it. It's so funny. There it goes, again they do this and then it comes to a fucking breakdown and it's fucking nasty. So goddamn hard oh dude.
Speaker 1:Those fucking sweeps, dude. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Speaker 3:I'm. You gotta check out the video alone it's. My face is melting. Listen, I'm trying to go into full snake face mode, but I can't because I'm laughing at the music video.
Speaker 2:The music video is hilarious. Oh, here comes Dart Harder, dude, I love that shit. This is called Infinite, infinite annihilator and it's called, uh, decapitation fornication. God, how old is this video, dude? What's it saying? 12 years ago? Yeah, I remember I was working that. Level up the old store and uh, that's where it was dude. That's where I learned it.
Speaker 3:Dad, can you sing a song from your generation? Okay, son, this is called Decapitation.
Speaker 2:Fornication Metal is a serious genre that is deep and philosophical and deals with mature topics. There's another band that I got, I bought. I bought an album to. I never listened to man, I haven't listened to him yet. It's called like omega death or something like that, not mega death, but I'll say mega death question mark black.
Speaker 3:I love reading comments on YouTube. They're fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:I want to see what the fuck I don't know. Excuse me excuse me I don't remember what the fuck her name is. I'll have to remember for next week. But dude, I was like dude, like just the front of the cover, look fucking badass. And I couldn't, fucking, I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 3:How many times have you ever bought a CD with the cover looking badass but the music being really shitty? Can you recall that ever happening, where you see the cover and you're like, dude, these guys have to be good. And then you listen to the song?
Speaker 2:That was every time I die.
Speaker 3:That was probably one, they're okay I mean they're, they're a post-hardcore, they're kind of like, kind of like in that genre I can't really think of anything.
Speaker 2:I just want to know if, like I'm, telling you one that I that I no joke I'm so happy and I'd love to buy the album too, but the album is ridiculously expensive. I used to go to Walmart and I'd just look for bands that had metal-sounding names and I'd be like I'm going to fucking play these dudes, it's cool.
Speaker 3:Remember Walmart had them little tester things that you could just listen to maybe 15 seconds of a song, and I tell you it better be banging. Hot Topic did too. Hot Topic had to say Hot Topic, you can listen to the whole fucking album if you wanted to. Walmart was just like a little teaser. You can listen to about four or five tracks in 10 seconds each. I remember Hot Topic at one point you could listen to the whole fucking thing, start to finish if you wanted to, but I listened to the first couple songs and if it hooks me, in right away.
Speaker 2:I'll probably pick it up. No joke. Uh, demon hunter, okay, demon hunter, storm the gates of hell, and no what. What I like about them I'm not really huge into religion, if you couldn't tell oh, they're a big religion?
Speaker 3:they are, but they're fucking brutal. Yeah, dude even like.
Speaker 2:Even their slow songs are fucking great.
Speaker 3:That's why that's why when people go oh metal satanic, like it really isn't, a lot of it has to deal with really deep-rooted philosophical you know, uh, and mental issues, and a lot of it is spiritual too. A lot of it's spiritual. So it's it's like people who say ignorant shit like oh metal is satanic, it it?
Speaker 2:no, it's really not satanic is fucking country music. It really is. It's not saying there are there are some, but I'm gonna say like like ghost.
Speaker 3:I like ghosts though. They're fucking awesome. I kind of do too, then I don't know why I'm not really a huge fan, but they're coming to cleveland. Man, I really want to go see them, but their tickets are really pricey and I'm just like I don't know. To Cleveland man, I really want to go see them, but their tickets are really pricey and I'm just like I don't know, see Pantera with Monomars I wanted to see them too. That'd be sweet Monomars playing with them. I know that's. They're awesome.
Speaker 2:Those guys don't even.
Speaker 3:those are just Nordic, nordic dudes, man. Yeah, and a lot to do with their fucking roots and where they're from and shit.
Speaker 2:you know, that's well, that's how it is, man roots bloody roots but no, demon hunter is definitely one of them. Um, speaking on religion uh, we got, oh, jesus I hate when you train, you, you train uh, I want to give a shout out to Cadence Campbell. Okay, because she got a hold of me tonight and asked if we would ever, if sometime, we would ever be interested in going to church with her. I said no, Unfortunately we are not church-going people. Here's the reason why Not that I have anything else better to do on a Sunday.
Speaker 3:Doesn't she live in Kentucky or something? No, she lives back in Tiffany. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I just want to say I would never knock on anybody for going to church. Whatever you want to do, that is totally for you. Unfortunately, it just doesn't tickle my berries.
Speaker 3:What kind of church are we talking?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Episcopalian fucking Catholic, because I don't do the Catholic thing Vegetarian.
Speaker 1:Vegetarian omnivore yeah it's not for me the one thing.
Speaker 3:I don't like when people ask I'm not saying, this is what she was doing. Tell the truth. I don't like when people ask you know I'm not saying she, this is what she was doing, but tell the truth. You usually usually what people ask me to go to church and if I would be like, oh, okay, I'll go with you. A lot of times I feel like people are trying to convert me and I just feel pressured and I don't like it.
Speaker 3:I don't like here's the thing, dude, like if you just want me to come and just like vibe and hang out and just kind of get a few, you know, just hang out like if there's no pressure, then okay, you know, because a lot of churches have like like these big, like these huge mega churches have like really good production values and music.
Speaker 2:I've just I know well, yeah, I was saving on taxes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. So it's because actually I follow, I watch a few youtube, uh, youtube musicians on. Like there are a couple of drummers, but they, they, their main gig is that they are a drummer there. He's a drummer for a big, mega church and he, he, he, he goes through his whole. Like I always like it from a technical standpoint, but, like you know, it's like I like, I like what Bill does, that's what my brother.
Speaker 2:He's a drummer for Greece.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly. So it's like would I entertain that Maybe Would I ever join? No, would I ever believe in God? No, were you. Are you going to convert me to believe in God? No, and Jesus no. So it's not happening in a million years. Will I entertain?
Speaker 2:I think we found another character for our podcast. What Will I entertain? I think we found another character for our podcast. What's that? Jesus and God.
Speaker 3:Jesus and God, we put our voices down like what do you think of this? He's a fucking asshole. God. Fuck you, man. I'm going to bring the damnation upon thee.
Speaker 2:As I lay my hand upon thee.
Speaker 3:Lay my hand, my righteous.
Speaker 2:You know my name is the lord, but he loves you but no, anyway, like you're a lot, you're a lot better than me, because I don't even entertain you me. Here's the deal.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't like, I'm not saying I was gonna go, I'm just saying well, you're even.
Speaker 2:You're even I. That's even farther than I get Me it's. If I have to fake my way to make it, I'm not fucking doing it and that's how I look at it.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's just being in the Catholic church all around man.
Speaker 2:Maybe someday I might be different, but as of right now I'm not at all Dude.
Speaker 3:I've been indoctrinated my whole life and I tell you, once you get out of it, it's freeing and there's no going back. It's like coming out of a cult, A pussy.
Speaker 2:Like your mom's vagina, it's hard to get back in.
Speaker 3:It really is. Well, unless you're into that sort of thing, unless you're trying, unless you're trying to sites for you to check that out.
Speaker 2:Just sending flowers to your mom, your secret admirer.
Speaker 3:Who sent you flowers, Carol.
Speaker 2:Says from JBJ.
Speaker 4:What JBJ Boy you fit on my woman boy. God, another week of this. Carol, that's the boy. This is fucked up.
Speaker 6:This is the fuck I love you dude, I'm gonna tell you this straight up I love you so much Just because you entertained it and ran with it.
Speaker 3:I knew what you wanted me to. I loved it.
Speaker 2:You're right, cause, dude, you do your dad's fucking impression so good.
Speaker 4:I know, I know what I mean. Listen, boy, you're hitting like a fine woman. Boy, that's your mother, that's your mother. Boy Can't roll.
Speaker 3:Leave him alone. John Can't roll.
Speaker 2:He's such a sweet man.
Speaker 3:And he's got big muscles. This is gone beyond. This is beyond parody at this point, man, and we're going to leave you with that.
Speaker 2:We need to stop this and bring the Burning the Juice song back out. Yeah, I think that's a little less. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to end it with that and, jay, do you have any departing words? Besides, it's such I'd like to say to Cadence.
Speaker 2:Thank you for offering.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we appreciate it. Yeah, no joke.
Speaker 2:I'm so happy that you found something that is filling your heart and everything else.
Speaker 3:Sure, there's nothing wrong with it, just to me going to church.
Speaker 2:I did try to do that once for a cousin of mine a long time ago in high school and I'm not kidding, dude, it is. It's not fair to you guys and it's not fair to me to be there, because it's not something that I have any interest at all in. So, I'd be going there and it would just be, it'd be fake, you know, like, oh yeah, Jesus, this is singing a song my God, is it awesome.
Speaker 3:God, he reigns.
Speaker 2:John's ready for you. Oh yeah, jesus is singing a song. My God, is it awesome, god he reigns, john's ready for you.
Speaker 1:He'll go to church with you. Shine, Jesus, shine. I like that song, actually I like a lot of it.
Speaker 2:That song is kind of catchy.
Speaker 3:It was Catholic. If they still do this I don't know if they do it was Catholic Schools Week, probably maybe a few weeks ago. They always did it in the second week of February or third week of February.
Speaker 2:So, dude, we need to go to by the way, we need to go to Calvert. Why is that? Calvert's doing Shrek as their play?
Speaker 3:What Calvert is doing Shrek. Why is Calvert doing cool fucking shit like that when I'm not there? Bastards, because they knew you were blasphemous. I know bastards because they knew you're blasphemous. I know that's true. I don't blame them. There's a way they're doing a musical shrek. Yeah, dude, that's fucking dope.
Speaker 2:Yeah, calvert school's doing. Uh, mindy, uh, jennifer shared it. Hmm, yeah, and I'm like uh gotta go so I want to get.
Speaker 3:We have no reason to be there outside of.
Speaker 2:We're just big fans of shrek, so yeah, well, I don't care, I want to see how good it is. You just, we get a shrek real, real, real quick.
Speaker 3:Did you see the screen like the little teaser of the new shrek movie, how they kind of changed the art style a little bit? You know it looks really, really, real quick. Man, I just want to show you it's different, but it's. I mean it doesn't look that different, I mean, but it's, I don't know man.
Speaker 4:Hey Magic Mirror. Who's the fairest of them all? Why, shrek, of course. Ew dad, woohoo mom.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see, like it didn't look that bad. Yeah, well, people are losing their fucking minds over this right now. What looks different about him? Light, look at fiona. Yeah, fiona don't look right and donkey's awful because donkey looks different. Shrek don't look that bad. Okay, now here's my question. Sedina, sedena or whatever her name is, she's doing one of the daughters of. Where's the other two kids, or do they address that? I don't know, but anyway, people are losing their fucking minds over this kind of little redesign of shrek.
Speaker 2:I don't whatever oh, yeah, right here it is dude dude, that's fucking sweet man shrek, the musical junior, will be march 28th and 29th at 7 pm, so it's like.
Speaker 3:So what? The junior high kids are doing it, or is it like the high school kids, or is it everybody, or is it all encompassing? It says contact high school office for teachers. Okay, high school, maybe the junior high, $10, dude, the junior, oh, dude, we're going, man, we'll be like, yeah, shrek, it's like who's your kid.
Speaker 2:Oh have kids, I go here. We just really like shrek, can we borrow yours, can we borrow your kids? Actually, who's the? Who's the?
Speaker 1:blonde up there, that's my daughter no joke, I'm off the whole week and I don't have anything booked, there you go.
Speaker 3:But yeah, we're good, we're gonna leave you with that, everybody. Uh shoot us on facebook if you want and tell us how uh how awesome we are and, uh, you can find us on Spotify. I mean, you know that by now, because you're listening to this.
Speaker 2:I forgot to bring up my movie, but I'll bring it up next week. Okay, that's all good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we sound like we ain't going to do this next week. If you don't have anything further to say, yes, go ahead.
Speaker 2:No, I just want to say thank you everybody for listening. Yeah, everybody internationally. You guys are still enjoying domestically.
Speaker 3:We, we love you and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2:I'm john brickner and I'm jason sugar peace.