It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 161: Internationally Known...Domestically Infamous...John and Jay
What happens when two unfiltered friends discover a Norwegian film about a man in a dog costume? Pure podcast magic. Our conversation takes a deep dive into "Good Boy," a disturbing psychological thriller that left us equally fascinated and disturbed – complete with a twist ending that transforms it from quirky to horrifying in seconds.
We're celebrating our unexpected global reach as listeners from Japan, Germany, Ukraine, South Africa, and beyond tune in to our uncensored conversations. Something about our particular brand of chaos seems to transcend language barriers, and we couldn't be more thrilled about it. Thanks to everyone listening from around the world – we're genuinely surprised and grateful that our random bullshit has international appeal.
Metal enthusiasts will appreciate our extended deep dive into some standout bands and tracks. From Killswitch Engage's collaborative masterpiece featuring both Jesse Leach and Howard Jones on the same track (an epic moment for longtime fans) to Spirit Box's haunting, drum-and-bass infused heaviness, to Otep's groundbreaking female-fronted brutality. Our passionate discussion showcases why these artists continue to captivate us years or even decades after our first introduction to them.
We also share stories from our previous jobs – from Jay's adventures delivering to vending machines (and perhaps liberating some soon-to-expire sandwiches) to frustrations with on-call work that doesn't properly compensate for your time. These relatable workplace experiences connect us with anyone who's ever dealt with unreasonable employers or entitled customers.
Whether you're here for the crude humor, music recommendations, or just to feel like you're hanging out with friends, this episode delivers our signature unfiltered conversation with no topic off-limits. Thanks for joining our growing community of listeners – we may have no idea what we're doing, but we're having a damn good time doing it.
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Speaker 2:Skits, random bullshit. Tim and Jerry, it's not your day.
Speaker 1:It's not my day. This is our day and it's my day. This is our day. And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on, you like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and jay.
Speaker 3:Let's rock it's every day with john and jay. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What 61 episode that is. We're so glad you're here and you're queer maybe. Well, no, but you can be if you want I, it's a new army general.
Speaker 1:We I know we have a few new listeners. I never heard all right few. I love new listeners yes, I have heard that. All right, I love new listeners. Yes, brooks Lee is one.
Speaker 3:And then Shout out to you.
Speaker 1:Raphael Devers.
Speaker 3:All right, Raphael oh dude, oh, you're reading cards again and. James Wood. Thank you, thank you guys, for listening.
Speaker 1:I was with you at first, and then I'm like these guys, tell them where that we have.
Speaker 3:Thank you for your, thank you for your support jackson uh, churio said we suck, so we're gonna take him out, you, son of a bitch but you know if your name's churro you probably don't know what the fuck, we're saying anyway, deported get out. You're out of here. Get out. You're right, who? It's? The rico palazzo great movie. Oh, speaking of movies, I, I, you were telling me that, uh, you wanted to be to see a movie, check out a movie or something.
Speaker 1:Yes, uh this movie is called good boy, good boy and it is on uhi, I believe Is there a trailer for this. Yes, it's called Good Boy and it is Norwegian. It's the one I was telling you about the other day there it is this one there it is, oh, okay.
Speaker 4:Come on, frank, it's dinner time.
Speaker 3:I assume it's about a dog. Unfortunately, you can't read the subtitles with us. Yeah, it's going to read it, but it's called.
Speaker 1:Good Boy and you can watch it on youtube the trailers does the dog get jealous?
Speaker 3:what? Oh my god it's just like, oh, oh, they're aware it's a guy to cost costume okay what the dude Costume.
Speaker 1:Okay, what the fuck dude?
Speaker 4:What the fuck.
Speaker 3:This is fucked up. This is fucked up. This is fucked up, dude.
Speaker 4:Oh, now I have to watch this.
Speaker 1:It's a dude in a dog suit.
Speaker 4:I like the music though. Yeah, I like that dude.
Speaker 3:Dude, please tell me this movie's. You said it wasn't, it was good, oh it was good. It was good, oh it was. I say this looks good.
Speaker 1:So it looks like it won a bunch of independent awards too yeah, it was pretty good, kind of like I said uh, I was telling john, it reminds me, it reminded me of tusk a little bit, but tusk is more, um, like to where the guy knew he was turning a human into a walrus you know, oh, this one, this is like some like kind of furry kind of thing kind of, or this guy's subsurface like he's like subservient to this guy.
Speaker 1:What's crazy is he makes that girl treat that guy or the dog like a dog even though it's a dude in a suit, to do it in the suit. And then there's wow like I'm not gonna say it, but there's a twist.
Speaker 3:Like I'll say there has to be a good twist to this, there's one like 10 second fucking thing and a twist the whole story oh dude, I love shit.
Speaker 1:I have to watch this turns it from a happy-go-lucky into a horror real fast carry.
Speaker 3:Carry me like this.
Speaker 1:I don't know but we found it on I didn't want to say tubi, I think it was a tubi and we found it on tubi and I'm like, what the? What the fuck is this? It's a good boy. And I was like, babe, do you want to watch this? And she's like, yeah, I was like, okay, so let's watch it Because, dude, it sounded funny. The thing was like a man dressed as a dog and I'm like, okay, he got me, you know, like whoop, it was like a Wilford thing or whatever, isn't that what his name was? Wilford? Yes, yeah, something, elijah wood show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But uh, yeah. So I told you, dude, I do, I gotta watch this. Yeah, you told me about this the other day and I'm like dude, and you know those other.
Speaker 3:It was also frustrating that we were making all these good ass jokes going to the y and stuff and we're like, damn it, why did we wait? We were what we? Oh, hummus thing, hummus. We were listening. I made it a point to remember that because I was like dude, that joke was funny and I'm not. I can't believe nobody, maybe somebody has already.
Speaker 3:But so we're listening to the radio. We were heading to the gym, me and jay, and they're talking about like the, the, the hostages being released by hummus, to, uh, to israel, and all blah, blah, blah. And so I I started making like off, off colored humor and stuff like that. And then jason goes yeah, it's homicide, homicide. I'm like, holy shit, I was laughing so hard. I'm like that's a podcast joke, fuck man, it's just like. And I was laughing so hard, I'm like that's a podcast joke, fuck man, it's just like. And I was laughing so hard. But now I mean I'm retelling the story, but it doesn't have the same punch to it, but it's dude.
Speaker 3:I had to get it out for everybody else to listen. I'm just like I can't believe nobody else took advantage of the wordplay itself. Just works so well, so I just I can't believe it. There was another one you said too, maybe like a day before that. I can't remember and I can't remember that one. But I'm like God damn it, that's like another good podcast joke. I always hate it when we like banter and we're like dude, this is a podcast. That's what we do Like no joke, this is just what we do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is. Yeah, this is what we do. And if you're just tuning in for the first time ever, this is what we do on an everyday basis. We just shoot the shit, listen to music, talk about movies and make off colored fucking humor no joke.
Speaker 1:Before we started the podcast and after we get done with the podcast, we go out. I go out in john's living room, yeah, and we pretty much continue the conversation. I make fun of whatever show karen's watching, yeah so it's.
Speaker 3:It's just that's what we do man it's why you make fun of her show and apparently other people like it too, so it's, it's like, but like the cable guy was at my house that one day, we were just bad. He's like man, you guys should be a podcast like hey, well, what do you? Say so he's like man you guys are funny man. It's like I wonder if that guy has ever. I wonder if he's still listening to this day. I don't know.
Speaker 1:That was like two years ago he's like yeah, I installed shit in his house, thank you, because that's the reason why we can do this. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 3:Appreciate it, because now I got one gigabyte of internet. Yeah, roger, from omni roger roger from omni fiber. That too, that dude was cool as fuck. Roger, you're the man. If you're still out there, yeah boy keep installing that fiber optic internet for the masses we appreciate you, I'll keep eating the fiber. You keep installing the fiber brother I can now watch porn at the speed of light it is.
Speaker 1:It's amazing. I love omni fiber no, it's great. It's a great service uh I never don't get paid by omni fiber. We're not sponsored. Let's, let's get that out of the service. Uh, I never don't get paid by omni fiber either. We're not sponsored let's.
Speaker 3:Let's get that out of the way. Um, I'm just love their product because I actually I never thought this area would ever get high speed fiber optic internet ever, because I that shit's only for big cities, and I'm glad that there was actually like a small town solution to that now.
Speaker 1:So there was a couple dude like we were. Um, I was talking, for at one time I was talking to bascom because bascom has fiber.
Speaker 3:Then I was talking to them because, yeah, that's true, because they're like a, like a local company, yeah, but but their infrastructure could only do so much. These guys have the end. These guys have been installing fire, I think there's. I'm not sure if they're still doing it in this town today, because I know, up until like what's less than a year ago, my parents didn't have their other fiber optic yet and they just got it maybe about six months ago, I think and I've had it for almost two years, maybe two years, because I was like one of the first ones to get it and you were.
Speaker 1:You were too, because, believe it or not, jay lives like right down the alley well, my buddy was an installer, oh okay, so he's like I got it and john's like hey where's mine so I had him check on it and uh then, uh, because john signed up for it before I did.
Speaker 1:But the dude was working on my block and I'm like fuck yeah, and he called me he goes. Is this Jason Sugar? I was like, yeah, he goes, because it was my old boss. It was the installer, he was my old supervisor at Tower. Yeah, tower Brandon. He's a good dude, but yeah, I guess he's getting out of it.
Speaker 3:He's like, like yeah, I'm looking to do something else. Oh okay, yeah, I wish. I mean I wouldn't mind installing like internet stuff.
Speaker 1:I just wouldn't want to go in. I wouldn't want to go people's houses yeah, that would suck though I'm not flexible.
Speaker 3:It depends how much they pay, because I wouldn't mind like being out and doing, just doing shit like that. I don't know, they'd have to pay me pretty good do usic like I did buddy oh, looking for um utilities and stuff. Did you like, did you like that job?
Speaker 1:being outside. It was fun, it was nice until it was snowing or until you were on call, okay, so here's like usic is not a bad company per se, but, um, when I was, what sucks about it is is they. Every person has to be on call at a certain amount of time and when I worked for them, it was a whole week I was on call.
Speaker 3:That means you get an extra on the on-call phone, which is an emergency phone line okay and you have to have that on you at all times because it's an emergency call do you get paid like a like some sort, because sometimes when you're on call they have to like pay you a certain amount or do they did it? Pay you anything you didn't? If you didn't get a call, you didn't get paid okay, so sometimes nurses and doctors. They get like a salary when they're on call and I think they should.
Speaker 1:I think, if you're taken away from my, here's another stipulation you, we weren't allowed to go a half hour from our home yeah, you'd have to be paying me to do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what we should, that's bullshit. They do that to the. That's what they give the doctors and nurses and other other people like that who are on call. They pay you a salary if you're putting me on call and I cannot do anything else and go anywhere else. You better be paying me for that time.
Speaker 1:And when you're on call and you're a half hour away from your house. You're not allowed to be in the company vehicle a half hour from your house, so you have to drive home get your company vehicle and then take off.
Speaker 3:Get out of here with that dude. That's stupid as hell.
Speaker 1:No, that's why I left. I was a whole week dude, so that means two in the morning, one in the morning, three in the morning. Didn't matter whether you got sleep or not, If you had an emergency you could go. I remember getting up at like 1.30 in the morning after going to bed at like fucking 11.
Speaker 3:Did they at least give you overtime for that, or double time?
Speaker 1:Well, you got paid as soon as you started. No, you got you lighted it and signed in, you would go and then sometimes if you went on call and it was a long time they would let you off the next day but or let you come in late. But a lot of times I'd have to be in at six, seven, eight o'clock in the morning to be at my first ticket to get started jeez, I don't know, dude, that's.
Speaker 3:I think that's kind of shitty, I think I think if you're gonna make people work outside of their designated word, now it's one thing. Like, if you're gonna to make people work outside of their designated word, now it's one thing. If you're going to be on call, I think that you need to be compensated for.
Speaker 1:I a hundred percent agree, cause that's my time. You're taking my time and making me not be able to do that. Your time is valuable. Time is money.
Speaker 3:So either you pay me for my time or you can go fuck yourself. That's what I would say, and honestly that's honestly, that's how it would be today, but I wasn't like that right did the job, sure, sure, and that's probably what a lot of people are like. There's like well, I need the income.
Speaker 1:I need the money, but it's like it just takes away from. I was a shitty locator anyway, I didn't have any, I wasn't very fast at it. A lot of them I would get chewed out because I wouldn't get enough tickets done. So I'm like whatever man dude, but I got the easy ones there. I got the ones out in the country and some of them in town but they're so easy.
Speaker 1:A lot of people like I I would hate to do locating in a big city or downtown tiffin yeah my buddies had to do that because he used to climb down to manholes and shit like that, fuck that yeah you're, you're all over. You know how much you were getting paid.
Speaker 3:13 and oh, come on, man. They make like $20. Well, I say, how long ago was that though?
Speaker 1:That was about 2016.
Speaker 3:It was almost 10 years ago, maybe I'm not, nope, yeah, you're in a good spot now, so I would think so I'm not going back to that. Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1:I would think so, not going back to that. Yeah, I do know that. Um, I remember I worked with uh, there was a couple of really good dudes that I worked with. Um, corey Sager was one and, um, let me see here Um, also Matt Chapman, he was another one. He was really good, he was good at what he did, and Mark Vientos was really good. He definitely helped us out a lot. And then I can't forget and I got to give him a shout out Jordan Westberg. Okay, Jordan Westberg, he was just the man dude, like probably one of the best locators ever, and maybe I would even give an honorable mention to Brandon Fatt.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:That's his last name, fatt yeah, because he did really good too, but that's it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've only ever had like three jobs in my life, so I can't really. So what are the three jobs, man? Oh, okay, mcdonald's for a long time. Do you remember Rhett Louder? Who is it? Rhett Louder? Rhett Louder.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no Good, oh, he's a baseball guy.
Speaker 3:He is a baseball guy. I'm like that'll ring a bell.
Speaker 1:I was like I don't know who honorable mention, I don't know I didn't know. I didn't know who any of those guys were. They were all baseball players. I don't. I don't remember a lot, I don't yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I and I know baseball and I didn't recognize any of those guys, so where I really wasn't paid attention that hard, so I don't know. Um, what was I saying? Oh, you're asking me about your job mcdonald's for like years which I worked. That's where we met and we all know the story. I love story. Fucking goddamn hot mustard and um in the goddamn tomato that sounds so nasty like this guy's such. It's like this guy's that sounds so nasty.
Speaker 1:It's like this guy's such. It's like this guy's god, fucking dumb god, you're goddamn hot mustard tomato.
Speaker 3:And then I worked at um, I worked at uh toledo molding and dot no, no way I had four jobs arnold vending I had arnold vending. I forgot about arnold vending worked there for about a year and I got laid off during like the 2008, like economic they said he was driving all the women wild. When I was, god, you know me so well, I do.
Speaker 3:You told me the story he's like I guess he would like deliver food I would, and the women would stop their presses and just run after me, and it'd be like elvis. It was like austin powers yeah, it was like it's awesome and I'd be standing there.
Speaker 3:Air and I'd be standing there air I was sound as a pound love, yeah my jumbo jet I'm eating too much. I gotta see if my tackle works still. Baby, yeah, uh yeah. Oral vending and I I that job was exhausting because it was just a lot of lifting. You know, of course I was young then. I couldn't do that job today because I'd be just, or maybe actually probably be in better shape, maybe because you'd be walking I'd be walking.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I was. I was a great shape then. Like I wish I could go back to that. Um, that job was cool, though.
Speaker 3:The fringe benefits were really good, and I'm not talking about like sex all the ladies I knew you're gonna say that, uh, the free food, whether I paid for it or not, or whether it was whether I was supposed to take it or not, it was. They had a big like scrap, like rack of scrap that all the drivers would bring home out of the machines and it just get tossed in the dumpster at the end of the day, and we had free pickings to that and I I know it oh, like solid sandwiches, dude, I take those.
Speaker 3:See here's the thing about that really good. Here's the thing about those. Yeah, you don't want to take those if they be sitting in the hot garage all damn day. You don't want those ones. What I would do is I would take the expired stuff that I wanted and put it in my fridge in my van and I put them in there and then I get a big box and take everything home. So that way it would be cool still. So I would take this. It depends what they had in there. I wouldn't. The egg salad I wouldn't take and anything like that. I wouldn't have the egg salad, I wouldn't take it, anything like that. But like everything else was fair game man.
Speaker 1:I remember eating a salmon and rice dude. That shit was so fucking good. Really, the salmon and rice was some of the best shit, dude.
Speaker 4:From the wheel of death. Yeah, Really dude.
Speaker 1:Wow, I used to bug the Arnold guy at fucking custom glass.
Speaker 3:The biggest seller, for me anyway, was like the biscuits and gravy. For me anyway was like the biscuits and gravy. Like people fought over that stuff. It's like and they, you know it'd be an honor thing is so they, they'd rotate menus so you only get it like once every four weeks like once a month.
Speaker 3:So people would be like any more biscuits and gravy. I'm like, nah, I don't know that'll. It'll be another three weeks, guys, before that comes back. Like, oh, we really like that, I. So customers were cool, but I think the majority of them were assholes. A lot of these like uh, a lot of these people at uh, the uh factories but you know who are the biggest assholes were people in offices. They were assholes and they would like be so picky about everything.
Speaker 3:The cream, and there's not enough. The coffee machine doesn't give enough creamer. The coffee machine doesn't give enough sugar. Can you make it? So it doesn't. I'm like, no, that's what it's supposed to give. It's calibrated to what it's supposed to give. You want extra sugar? You gotta pay for that fucking shit or you gotta push the button to do it. And it's like, no, I not going to have our maintenance. People come out here.
Speaker 3:It was fighting. It was, oh, I'm always fight. Can you put this in the machine? Can you put that in the machine? We're like are you going to buy it? Then you know the one thing I chat my ass the most is that for a while I you would get paid on commissions At. For a while you would get paid on commissions at least I was. You get a base salary, then you get commissions from all the sales, from all your route. It was actually good money and until I went to the night route, then I was just paid a base salary, which I didn't mind. I liked that better. But the thing is people would ask you to hey, can you put this in the machine? And you put that in the machine so I would appease them thinking. Thinking, hey, if I appease these people, they will buy the shit. Guess what happens? It nobody buys it. I'm like I went through all this effort to fucking put it in here and no one buys. The egg rolls were really good in there. I've never had the egg rolls.
Speaker 2:It's an egg roll, it's the shape of my pee-pee. Hey, hey, oh.
Speaker 4:I got a little pee-pee oh, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it.
Speaker 3:You know, honestly, dude, we have quite a little bit of Japanese following right now. Do we really Dude? Yeah, Hold on a second. Oh, yes.
Speaker 1:Dude. Hold on a second, bro, because I'll bring up our dashboard. I'm so glad the atom bomb didn't ruin your sex with humans.
Speaker 3:It's funny. I think we got a few viewers. We got some listeners from Germany, which is fucking funny because we did the Ausch Fitness fucking skit, yes, and that didn't scare off anybody. So it's like who says Germans don't have sex with humans?
Speaker 1:They're probably like oh, oh, this is fucking hilarious hilarious.
Speaker 3:He's from austria, right? So that's, that's same difference.
Speaker 1:I'm just kidding, right, you guys probably think canada is america, so then that's you know what you bet.
Speaker 3:I bet you're right.
Speaker 5:Well, it will be our 51st state here pretty good, we deserve it.
Speaker 3:Uh, let's see here. Let me go to. Sucky, sucky, sucky sucky Wrong time Locations. Yeah, look at that dude. Like 5% of our viewers in the last like 30 days have been from Japan.
Speaker 1:Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:Oh, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 3:Look at this international fucking following we have right now.
Speaker 4:What's the top?
Speaker 1:one.
Speaker 3:United States.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay. So yeah, we get a lot of that, a lot of them. We got like what?
Speaker 3:20? Paris, dude, paris, yeah, nagoya, nagoya, dude, it's yeah, nagoya, I you know. Nagoya, dude, that that's it's crazy.
Speaker 1:So we hey, thanks to all of our international listeners we appreciate.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know if you can, you fucking ukraine. I don't know if these are bots or these are actually really real listeners. It doesn't give me like how long they listen for like youtube would, but shit, they it keeps coming back. So must they must like it. So the hell to hell with it, man.
Speaker 1:Well, all I got to say if you're in the Ukraine is you should have fucking fought Russia.
Speaker 3:You shut up pussy. Why'd you start that war with Russia, god you went against the biggest goddamn country in the world. Yeah, you shouldn't have started that fight. Come on yeah now you guys got to get stuck listening to us Fight. Cuba like we used to. Those you guys gotta get stuck listening. Fight cuba, like we used to. Those are just the last five episodes. Listen, let's do last 10 episodes, dude, yes, yeah, germany. Germany is one of our big ones japan france uk, canada, ireland, italy.
Speaker 3:So, dude, we're getting all around the world. I know, dude, look at the spread, man. I mean most of us from north america, europe, asia. It's like what the come on africa.
Speaker 1:You fucking bunch of click clacks, let's go dude, we're in his singapore dude, we got some from australia, yeah australia yeah, we got listen.
Speaker 3:Wow, hong kong.
Speaker 1:So yeah, we're a fucking oh, dude, you know what they're doing in hong kong, what that? They're fucking playing it over the loudspeakers for them kids to fucking slave away. I knew it. Get busy, get busy.
Speaker 3:Make shoes. Listen to John and Jay. Listen to John and Jay while you make Nikes.
Speaker 1:Now I'm over here wearing Adidas and Nikes. Oh yeah, dude Africa ain't doing oh yeah, we got some.
Speaker 3:I don't know where Africa is. Hey, we got some from Russia. So we got Ukraine and Russia.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, we got both sides Mexico.
Speaker 3:Ireland.
Speaker 1:Ukraine. We should do the Bruno thing where we bring them both together. South Africa, south Africa, right, oh, babies on fire, nice Babies on fire Boom.
Speaker 1:Oh, what was I singing last night? And it was like, oh, I wasn't babies on fire, it was something else. I was on fire. I did sing that song, daisy. Oh, it was daisy from mario, okay, from mario golf, and it was like daisy's on fire. Because I was playing like daisy's on fire, I had three Boom. What she does when she gets a bad score she goes boom. So I was doing that Boom. No joke. Look it up dude Boom boom. Look up Daisy Mario Golf, disappointment, I don't know, I guess that's what it would be.
Speaker 3:Daisy Mario Golf.
Speaker 1:Dude her when she's pissed boo, she goes boo.
Speaker 3:Oh the animations. Oh, this is from Mario. Is this the same thing you're looking for? No, it's on Switch. Oh, what's that one? I'll just put Switch, Okay, yeah, I'll stop.
Speaker 1:There it is. I don't know, I'll write down there what's it? Oh, that's hole in one. Nah, like boo she goes boo not literally boo maybe we've got animations.
Speaker 3:I'll give one more. I give it one more chance, one more chance. Oh shit, I fucked up. Evolution of princess daisies. Animations in Mario Golf yeah, go ahead, dude.
Speaker 1:I rule shouldn't say that. What the hell is that?
Speaker 3:yeah, I don't know yeah, oh wait, is it super rush?
Speaker 1:yeah nice bird all right now watch this one. No, she doesn't say that I don't know man yeah, that's not what she does. She goes boo, that's what she does okay, so we're like it was like boo boo boo boo boo boo, yeah, dude he's on fire I like that yeah, dude, it was funny. We're sitting on the couch and uh playing it, because when I get done here and I go home, sarah's, uh, sarah's off for the next two weeks, which I'm stoked, that's cool tomorrow off with yeah um, so we get to.
Speaker 1:Uh, we're gonna play mario golf, dude, I thought there's one thing the whole time, the whole time, the whole time. There's one thing, dude. She could be damn near asleep on the couch, which she was last night when I got home from working out, you know, when we got done with basketball, she could be asleep on the couch. I went over. Well, I did the recyclables. Listen to Styx.
Speaker 3:Popped a.
Speaker 1:Styx record on yeah, listening to Styx and I'm doing the house, you know, getting the recyclables and shit around, go outside and stick still playing, come back in and it's skipping, okay, turn it off. Because I'm like yeah, I can't do this. And then I go in and I I, you know, give her a kiss and and I say hey, said, uh, I got, you want ready-to-do recyclables?
Speaker 5:She's like no, I said good, because I already did it.
Speaker 1:No, I said you want to play Mario Golf. She's like, yeah, yeah, dude, she wouldn't wake up for anything else, dude.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter but. Mario Golf. You guys like that game, don't you Dude?
Speaker 1:it's man. And they keep it interesting because every month they have unlockables to unlock on when you play online. And if you play online, even if you get last place, you still get points.
Speaker 4:So once you get up.
Speaker 1:Like you go from c minus and then you got to get up to b. Okay, then you go from b minus all the way up to a. Once you get to a minus, you unlock the stuff. You can stop playing okay, but it's just, oh man, dude, so fun. So definitely test your skills also. I got, uh, the new pga. I got my game in. Finally it's coming out the 28th.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna be playing the fuck out of that fucking bitch, I'm gonna be playing the shit out of that, motherfuckers well, speaking of that, we're gonna take a little break and you're going to listen to this, a little medley from our good pal Skittles.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but there's a lesson, yeah, so we'll be back. Listen, fuck it.
Speaker 2:Oh man, who fucking didn't change the goddamn toilet paper out? This is so frustrating. I'm over here with Sticky honey and you over there just fucking not rocking. You know, I even tried to buy new toilet paper so I put it right next to the toilet. These motherfuckers have no respect. No courtesy in this house. No courtesy. That really pisses me off. I need some motherfucking toilet paper. Need to do it. Get my ass like a straight razor Gonna fucking crunch and hit it. Gonna wipe the poopy. Oh no, I'm out again. Yeah, man, that was fun. That was fun.
Speaker 2:You ever have one of those days where you're just like eggs are $6? See all these fucking egg prices. Can't eat donuts. No scrambled and no cheesy eggs. Mom, just make me a bowl of cereal. Captain Crunch, not for lunch. Don't want no eggs Because they're six bucks. They cost so goddamn much. Just want to go down and eat some cereal for lunch.
Speaker 2:So so, man, you ever have one of those days when you wake up and you don't have any clean underwear. Goddamn mom, you got to do some fucking laundry. God you know, it's not my fault. I get shit stains in my poopies, it doesn't matter. I wear them whitey tighties because I ain't afraid, I ain't afraid, ain't like no woman's going to see them anyway. I'm wearing them whitey tighties because I ain't afraid. I ain't afraid, ain't like no woman's going to see them anyway.
Speaker 2:Mom, doing my motherfucking laundry, she said get your ass down in the basement. When she fucking called me so I was like listen, mom, you don't need to yell so goddamn much. I said why don't you, bitch ass, get upstairs and make me some motherfucking lunch? She's like did you just say that? I said mom, shut up, you are fat, you stupid bitch. Make me some lunch. I don't want nothing, but I want extra bacon for my crunch Chicken sandwich with some french fries. Make up for Skittles Before I die. Want some lunch, want a little Coke, want to eat them, and then I'm going to eat some more Down the basement.
Speaker 2:Can't we have one of those days when it's raining all day and you can't go outside and play? So frustrating, am I right? I Just wish that one day it would just be a little bit better out. But guess we're gonna have to wait for that. Yes, now we're stuck inside. What do we do? You're at one old days. We close to show fit, right. It seems like you feel bloated. Are you searched? It's too baggy. It's like when the fuck am I doing with my clothes? Did I eat too much last night? Did I eat too many chili corn dogs? Did I eat too many french fries, too much ketchup? Aw man, I feel so fucking fat. I told my mom give me my old clothes back. I was like listen, mom, I need a fucking 3XL. She said, bitch, you need to lose some weight. Hell, you suck. You eat everything in front of you. She said be fucking ashamed of yourself, you little shit.
Speaker 2:You're a piece of little shit and you need to go Run a fucking mile, take them pounds off. How slow I'd be, so fucking fat. What the fuck? The low mommy think I'm fucking there. I wonder if she would ever come and spend the cat. But I told her. I said, bitch, I want my fucking clothes back. Listen, this is Skittles. I told her. I said, bitch, I want my fucking clothes back. Listen, this is Fiddles. They give me calories just a little. I'm addicted to the rainbow Till I go.
Speaker 2:I'm not a hobo there's no gays in this fucking house but I like to shove a lot of long wieners in my mouth, eating hot dogs and tacos and a little bunch of nachos, and I want to eat them. Can't go crazy now. Do you like that Something? You want to eat with skittles? Come back in your will. Come back a little. I want to eat just a little piece of property Doing that shit. But you need to cook my burger properly. Come on, make my sandwich just a really nice. Put the buns on that and make it with a fucking sprite, cause I need to cut down on these calories.
Speaker 2:Mrs Banshee's gonna keep my mama hollering. She says, brandon, stop your fucking food. I said, bitch, don't tell me what the fuck to do? I said I just will eat this handsome dessert Cause I know that if I don't I will get hurt. Just smack me in my fucking face and leave me laying.
Speaker 2:I said, mom, we need to stop this motherfucking spade. You are so fucking mean and you are such a bitch. You treat me like a motherfucking bomb. That's been longer than I did Cook my food, right, you stupid cunt. You know? Oh, my God, man, don't give a fuck, because I need to eat it really slow. If I eat it too fast it'll go straight to my ass and my clothes will fit. They'll be the thing of the past. You need to just fucking stop and chill. Don't eat so much food. I know you love it, but you shove it in your fucking mouth. But you can't get enough of this oven. But I Need to keep me fucking flowing. Bitch, need to stop eating. You're fucking growling. I Was like just stop yelling at me please, mom. I want to take a fast dance to the prom. She's so nice. She signed me twice. Skittles, junior Skittles, that's what my name is. Skittles 2025, peace out, yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. It's Everyday with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 1:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt.
Speaker 2:You got that, motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 1:Hey, what's up everybody. Hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 3:That was awesome yeah, skittles is like one of my favorite things. Dude, those rhymes were tight, I loved them we're actually talking about making a skittles. We're gonna make a skittles album um, who would be interested?
Speaker 1:yeah?
Speaker 3:yeah, seriously, raise your hands. You, yes, you, you, you, so okay, so, so okay.
Speaker 1:So there's a big majority for that I want a sucker would go to a movie, especially you, Especially you. So oh, okay. Simpsons movie goes with everything so music, yeah.
Speaker 3:So I'm on YouTube and I see Kill Switch Engage has a new song. I am down. So I want to check this out. Killswitch Engage new song Collusion.
Speaker 4:Okay, kind of.
Speaker 3:Kind of down-tuned for them, did you like so? Were you Kill Switch? Did you like the black guy or Jesse? I like them both. You like them both. Did you ever hear the song where they were both on the same song together? Did you ever hear that one?
Speaker 1:No, oh dude, I think they both did a great job. Yeah, they did, howard.
Speaker 3:Howard is his name.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the black guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, howard, howard.
Speaker 1:I got to see these guys though last year.
Speaker 3:I got one of their shirts, dude their Alive or Just Breathing. Album is like an album. I can listen start to finish without ever skipping.
Speaker 1:There was another one of their songs that I fucking saw. That was like really good too.
Speaker 2:Let me see here, let's see here, let me find my wife Fucking thing.
Speaker 1:This is okay, I Believe. Check out, I Believe by Killswitch. It's a new one as well. I love this song. The chorus to it's really good, that one is okay. This song, the chorus, too. It's really good, that one is okay it's okay, it's okay it's not one that I really vibe with, but I like, I believe, dude, it's really, I think it's really good.
Speaker 3:I was came out like last month.
Speaker 1:Okay sweet, I didn't hear this the chorus is really good right off the rip. Yeah, the chorus is really good, right off the rip.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this sounds more like Killswitch in my Kill Switch than that other song.
Speaker 5:I sent this to Sarah.
Speaker 1:So it's like downloaded right away. I tried to find like a common ground for me and Sarah. I tried to do that too Kind of got an All that Remains feel to it too A little bit. It's definitely. It's a lot softer than your usual shit. Usually they're a lot more screaming.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 1:Seems like this album's more like it's almost like Black Album-y.
Speaker 3:If there was, yeah, it's like mainstreaming it, dude. Let me try it. Let me find that one where Howard and Jesse were on it together. Because that one went hard. Was it the Signal Fighter? Yeah, it was the Signal Fighter. Howard shows up in this song like the Avengers or some shit. Flame on, Wait what?
Speaker 1:Vanilla Ice? No, that's Killswitch. Yeah, dude, this song was like.
Speaker 3:How long ago was this? Five years ago, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Killswitch is so nasty.
Speaker 3:Dude. There he is, just sitting there, grabbed a mic how epic. There he is, jesse and Howard together. People were losing their fucking minds when this came out.
Speaker 5:Dude.
Speaker 3:Dude, howard and Jesse on the same song. Dude, this is like what Killswitch fans have been wanting. It's a turducken, it is.
Speaker 1:It's a Killswitch, turducken Me like I got into Killswitch. I didn't get into Killswitch with Jesse. I got into Killswitch turducken Me like I got into Killswitch. I didn't get into Killswitch with Jesse, I got into Killswitch with.
Speaker 3:Howard, sure sure.
Speaker 1:So when Daylight Dies, was my first album I ever owned. And that had Holy Diver. That's what sucked me in.
Speaker 3:The Rose of Sharon. That's a good song too, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Arms of Sorrow, dude yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, See, I came in with Jesse on Alive or Just Breathing.
Speaker 1:A long back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 3:Alive or Just Breathing.
Speaker 1:So you and Joe were huge into it and I was like oh, killswitch is okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I never really got into him hardcore until Howard, and then I was like yep this into them hardcore until Howard.
Speaker 3:and then I was like yep, this dude's dripping this song. So much Dude they pound fist dude.
Speaker 1:You know what it is. It's Apollo Creed and Rocky. It is Apollo.
Speaker 3:Creed and Rocky, not just because they're black and white. Oh, that's a more apt description too.
Speaker 4:It is.
Speaker 1:They're running on the beach right now, bro.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm afraid. I love it when they're singing with the screaming behind it. Yeah, I fucking dig that so hard. Dude, I'm telling you what. You know what they should have done. They should have made a whole album together. That would have been awesome. I would have bought that motherfucker for any amount of money.
Speaker 3:And they could tour together too.
Speaker 3:Oh man dude, I remember, when this came out this debuted on Liquid Metal because I was subscribed to it and it was was like number one for like weeks, our liquid metals countdown and I was like dude, people were losing their fucking minds because I don't ever think it was teased a little bit. But then, like the song just dropped and people were like holy shit, howard just is just sitting there, grabs a mic and then he's like I'm like fuck, yeah, okay, so I I've told you about spirit box before. Yeah, so they're kind of like courtney laplante, who's probably one of the best metal singers right now. Um, they have kind of this vibey kind of metal. It has like it has like these elements in the background, but they're brutal as fuck and, um, this is this was their new song that just came out and I can't stop listening to it and the video is just batshit, weird and crazy. Holy fuck, it's so abstract and weird.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't expect anything less. Not from these guys, no, not from these guys. Or Pedro Leon, you wouldn't either. Fucking cards. Almost done with these fucking things.
Speaker 3:Fucking bass line man.
Speaker 1:God, she's hot Dude. I love Courtney.
Speaker 3:LaPlante so much I love that drum and bass shit. I was surrounded by pearls that I could not eat, and diamonds that I could not drink.
Speaker 5:I was dreaming pointing back at.
Speaker 3:God that's nasty Dude. I've had this song on repeat for like the last week and a half. May I dress?
Speaker 5:high. Will you join me? One, two, let's go. Let me know you're the star and a half.
Speaker 3:Have you heard Holy Roller from these guys? Uh-uh, oh, I'll show you that. Next man. That video is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1:You know what I really like? That I haven't listened to at all. What is that? Music from Rome? Oh yeah, rome music.
Speaker 3:Yeah, those guys are awesome, that guy's good.
Speaker 1:God, that's crazy, that fucking pedal.
Speaker 3:That fucking distortion pedal. Dude, that's nuts. Dude, that fucking drum bass.
Speaker 1:It's like she's talking to me in an airport.
Speaker 4:I can feel something sinister under the surface.
Speaker 1:I know an island that breathes its body. Code of Terminal S Prior departure.
Speaker 5:Stegface engaged.
Speaker 1:Holy Hunter Fiducia, holy Hunter Fiducia. I think that's all you say. So yeah, dude, that's been like my jam of the week Holy Hunter Fiducia.
Speaker 3:Holy Hunter Fiducia, I think that's how you say his name.
Speaker 1:So yeah, dude, that's been like my jam of the week, that's Johnny's jam of the week. Right there everybody. Dylan Dingler cards Spirit.
Speaker 3:Box. No loss, no love. That's Johnny's jam of the week right there.
Speaker 1:Johnny's jam of the week, not my jam. What's the other one, holy Roller.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, holy Roller, oh yeah, holy Roller. Dude, Now this is like. This is like the one that put them on the map.
Speaker 1:I still like I Wrestle the Band ones.
Speaker 3:Oh, I love them too, dude, but she kind of came in at the end of their run, so this is, this is the song that kind of put them on the map.
Speaker 5:I love that build up. God, she's nasty, ha ha ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:Does O-Tep still make?
Speaker 3:music. No, oh, she just retired. Oh, I just saw a thing about O-Tep in the news, in the metal news. I think she's retired now, like she stopped making music now. She's like one of the.
Speaker 1:OGs, man and that chick. There ain't nobody that can growl as low as O-Town. She had the lowest fucking screen. Dude. She's close, though I'm From America.
Speaker 5:My. Why these?
Speaker 1:guys from America. Yeah, we Know, are these guys from America?
Speaker 3:Oh no, oh yeah, they are. I Thought you said we're gonna storm America, like yeah sure.
Speaker 5:Holy roller To the last of me In paradise.
Speaker 3:Holy Ghost Dude one more. I will show you one more song from these dudes, Because this is also one of my favorite songs of theirs. I think this just came out too the fucking chorus is just a breakdown.
Speaker 1:That's so fucking crazy like I said, metal women fucking smoke. I know I love it so much, dude.
Speaker 3:I love those little elements they put in the background. It's so subtle, but it it just Makes it sound so, so complete. That gets me going man. That shit gets me going man.
Speaker 1:Dude, what's O-Tep's newest shit? Like what is their newest ever. That is on YouTube, o-tep, I haven't listened to them in years.
Speaker 3:While we're on the subject, we might as well Dude it's O-Tep Blood Pigs. Nope, that was like one of their first things I remember. Blood Pigs Blood Pigs. Let's listen to it real quick this is the og this is og right here bro no, this chick could scream solo yeah, she's she's the master Dude. I was obsessed with this song when I was young.
Speaker 1:She's so fucking hot, I know dude, she scares the hell out of me.
Speaker 3:This shit blew my mind when I was like See, I like Warhead.
Speaker 1:Warhead's my shit.
Speaker 5:I'm dead bro. This shit blew my mind, god suck, she's retiring.
Speaker 1:I never got to see them. Well, how long ago was this dude?
Speaker 3:what this? This?
Speaker 1:song this song oh, dude, probably I would say 2003, 2004 see, that's what I'm saying, man, she was the yeah she front. She was in front of that there's warhead on there, dude?
Speaker 3:uh, it's from severus, severus traw, which, that's art saves backwards, by the way. So it was traw otep 2002. Wow 2002, bro. This shit blew my mind as a kid that was so ahead of it's, ahead of its time.
Speaker 1:Dude metal, wise dude. Just that's crazy yeah she dude, she could. She's like the, the old, the screamer man, the old screamer dude, warhead, dude, that's my shit. Still calling for warhead, let's go, we'll just see what. What otep, let's see what their newest one is.
Speaker 3:Let's see here. They were selected by Sharon Osbourne to appear at Ozzfest 2001. Uh, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1:History here, I sort of see yeah, if you've not listened to, where are uh otep? What was the other? What was the old walls of jericho?
Speaker 3:walls of jericho.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love walls of jericho jericho um was it arch arch enemy?
Speaker 3:arch. Yeah oh, arch Enemy is still good. Yeah oh, the sticker they got now is arguably better than the one they had before Alyssa.
Speaker 1:They're playing. I think they're playing. Oh, Arch Enemy is amazing dude, so I think I'll get to see this one.
Speaker 3:Alyssa Glutz, or whatever her name is Milano. Yeah, she was in a band. This is Milano. Yes, it's right here. In november 2024, she announced her retirement from music and began liquidating her collection of musical equipment?
Speaker 1:no shit, yeah, I wonder what's her last album, though uh, their last album?
Speaker 3:uh, let's go to discography here, maybe. Discography here, maybe, says the god slayer. It was an lp release of in 2023 oh man, let me just see what the god slayer what's on now, the god slayer?
Speaker 1:interesting, yeah, I can look up my amazon, see which one's the most popular yeah, otep the god slayer album 2023 hey, let me see here. Oh man, I felt good this is the intro. Hello. You Should See Me in a Crown is the number one song off that album. That and the Way I Am. Those two are the top two. And Star Shopping, ooh.
Speaker 3:I like this. I kind of like this Kind of horror.
Speaker 5:I didn't even know.
Speaker 3:O-Tep had an album like a year or two ago. I wish I would have known about this.
Speaker 5:I would have known about this.
Speaker 3:I hope it just comes in right in your face. I think it will.
Speaker 4:It's O-Tap, oh Ooh what you make about one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one, by one, by one, by one, by one by one.
Speaker 3:I fucking like this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Way I Am is another one, one of their top ones on this album, and then Star Shopping is another one.
Speaker 3:Oh, the Way I Am is the next one, right, yeah?
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you haven't heard of O Otep, you've been missing out.
Speaker 3:Oh, isn't this a Billie Eilish song, though I don't know.
Speaker 1:Is it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is a Billie Eilish song. It's a really good version of it. I recognize that chorus.
Speaker 1:Oh it's named after her. Her fucking name is Otef. Her name's Otef.
Speaker 3:I didn't know that. Yeah, Otef Shamala or something like that. Shamaya Shamaya, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1:Dude, they're fucking great dude. What's the other one sound like? Yeah, there we go. Is this Eminem?
Speaker 3:I think it is. So are these like covers? No, maybe it isn't. Yeah, Marshall Mathers.
Speaker 5:She's covering the song dude. The other one is star. Shopping is the big one this sounds covered too.
Speaker 1:I think these are all covers. What's this a cover?
Speaker 3:of.
Speaker 5:Does it say uh little p, oh, okay so much more than gorgeous, yeah, so much more than perfect. So this is otep's garage little pee.
Speaker 3:So this is otep's garage. I like that Billie Eilish cover, though, dude, that goes hard. That was good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that goes fucking hard.
Speaker 1:Just read the word O-Temp has returned, I'm gonna go werewolf on all these sheep. They're very political yeah they are, they are. Very vibey. I think it would have been awesome if they did ostracize and then it was fucking hard.
Speaker 1:This is very different got a corn feel to it. It does feel like corn a bit. Very new metal-ish, very new metal. I know christian mina would think the same thing and so would shea whitcomb. I think they both think the same oh more baseball people and it's all done. We did all the cards we did.
Speaker 3:We're done with the cards.
Speaker 1:No more baseball no more baseball.
Speaker 3:I, I like, I like lady gaga. This, this new lady gaga song, actually is pretty good. I like this. I like I don't know if you, if you're into lady gaga at all. If you're, I like it when she's naked, like in uh american horror story. Oh fuck, her ass is just Disturbed's got a new song. It was okay.
Speaker 1:You want to listen to it. Disturbed goes into our metal.
Speaker 3:It just came out, a couple days ago.
Speaker 1:It was okay, 10,000 fists in your ass.
Speaker 3:Dude, I say the same thing when I'm listening to that song. This feels very much like a 10,000 fists kind of song. Not in your ass, necessarily, but he doesn't.
Speaker 1:So oh, of course spoiler alert what he's famous for, though, man, you might as well keep it up, everybody loves it. He's metal moby dude metal moby I love that dude. I remember last time I saw disturbed I was so fucking high, so bad, dude, dude. The fucking edibles hit me right as soon as disturbed came out. I'm like I don't know if I can stand still. I'm like swaying, I like that. There it is, there you go Devin we'll go to heaven.
Speaker 3:You were the little lost boy.
Speaker 1:It's not bad. One thing I can say about Disturbed they stayed pretty solid.
Speaker 3:To their sound. They never broke away too crazy One way or another, did he?
Speaker 1:That's fucking legit. The chorus is good. I do like Disturbed a lot, dude. I'm not gonna lie, dude. Stupefy and Sickness was. So that was Sickness.
Speaker 3:That was the jam back then it got us through McDonald's in high school.
Speaker 1:It did. It really did. Could you imagine how good Drowning Pool would be right now?
Speaker 3:If they still had the original guy in it.
Speaker 1:The dude didn't die.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Made one great album, had a hit song and died.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the guy dies and just fucking busts or some shit. Right, they were on tour or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Guess his body was the last one to hit the floor oh.
Speaker 5:Hey-o Wah, wah, wah, Wah, wah wah.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, I like it, it's good.
Speaker 2:You want a pickle, but you get it out the fridge and then you eat it Crunchy munchy, Crunchy, munchy, crunchy munchy.
Speaker 3:I listen to this song nonstop.
Speaker 5:This drag butterscotch biscuits.
Speaker 3:I listen to this song all the fucking time. All these metalcore kids living home with their parents, oh dude. Oh, one more thing before we like run. Yeah, okay, I want to say I want to show you. So I think it's sick. I know you're not, you're not a big cedar point guy, but um, they just they. They showcased the, the, the lead, like car for the new ride and it has like these really sick leds, and they got like speakers and subwoofers in the train to kind of make it at all immersive.
Speaker 1:Oh so, it's like you're having an EV Mustang and you can get to hear the sounds of a real roller coaster.
Speaker 3:It's not like. Well, no, it's not like that. They have like songs and like shit playing. And I'll show you real quick. I hope this is the soundtrack. I could find a good clip of it. I think it's this one. Maybe I could find a good clip of it. I think it's this one. Maybe, dude, listen to the soundtrack so it has like a. So the whole like story of the stuff. They have like a story for this. So you're like on this, um it uh, like shipping crane, that's like ocean shipping crane is the whole premise of the like the ride and basically the siren is trying to entrap you and bring you down into the depths of lake erie, you know. So that's based. So what happens is that you're hearing the sirens call in your ears and trying to drown you and kill you. It's just one more fucking thing to go wrong with. I know that's what a lot of people are saying and I really hope they can.
Speaker 1:This company you can't make a goddamn roller coaster that doesn't fall apart or break during its year stop it.
Speaker 3:Like to quit trying to put too much. Now a top thrill too. That was kind of a. That was a company who really had no business trying to tackle a big project like that. The company who redid that ride only really did flat rides and small little wildcat and Cedar.
Speaker 4:Point, let them do it.
Speaker 3:These guys, vekma Vekoma. They're a huge international roller coaster company. These guys are legit. I don't foresee this ride kind of fucking up and breaking down, but maybe it will. So listen to the soundtrack on it. If this is the clip I'm looking for, that's not the clip. Sounds like Marilyn Manson. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:It's kind of cool. I do like the lights and shit on it for a night.
Speaker 3:Joe told me like it was loud. Oh, he got to see it, yeah, and he got to see this up close. So this whole thing will be playing in your ears as you're doing the ride, you know what they need to do Make a tornado ride.
Speaker 1:You know what? It just spins like crazy and goes smaller and smaller until you get to the bottom where you're just fucking like, ah, like a drain or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, did you call it the?
Speaker 1:drain. Yeah, call it the fucking. You know what you do Call it. Do call it the whirlpool. The whirlpool, yeah, like lake erie's whirlpool. Finally, the sirens got a hold of you. Or call it the toilet.
Speaker 3:I'm cool with that you got jokes for everything, don't you? I do?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry but don't run. I love like okay, we grew up in Lake Erie. You know like I love Cedar Point. Dude, I do, I like Cedar Point. I've always had a grudge against Cedar Point since they got rid of the Berenstain Bears, Since that left. I'm fucking done, dude.
Speaker 3:Then you get rid of all. You're an adult. You can't even go in there anymore. I don't give a shit. The bears, I would a hundred percent. Hug them, dude. Where's papa bear? Don't lie to me, you would a hundred percent would see.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I, I agree it seems like the vibe of the whole fucking place went downhill after the bears left to me. And then you get rid of the pyro ride, which is amazing. You get rid of disaster transfer, which is amazing.
Speaker 3:Cedar point does need an indoor ride. I would agree there. They definitely need something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they don't have that why don't you do a sirens curse in indoor ride rather than a flip-de-doo track flopping ride? I mean, I think it's a cool concept because you really there's not much else you can do. I think it would be really neat, it would really be crazy. But I don't think cedar point could pull it off, because they already have problems with rides as it is would be where the track disappears and it did, the centripetal force of the ride just keeps it going and it gets onto the other track. It just goes like.
Speaker 1:I wonder how that would work like oh man, that would be crazy oh yeah, but you'd have to have the ride would have to be perfectly weighted there's no way that that would go out of calibration so fast I feel, and then uh, then all of a sudden dead people.
Speaker 3:It's, it's a it's. It's crazy how they could get this track that just kind of just go like this. You know, that's all, that's all. Part of the thrill is that's gonna get stuck. These guys already have rides that are like this anyway, so yeah, and this one's gonna get stuck.
Speaker 1:It's on lake erie.
Speaker 3:It's the mistake on the lake it is the mistake by the lake lake erie just does something to everything football teams, amusement parks. Amusement parks yeah, fucking everything man it does. We can't have nothing nice in ohio 30, 30 feet deep of pollution.
Speaker 1:It's just shit. I'm just kidding. I love Lake Erie, dude. I mean like the Brown, like no joke. So have you heard any more news on Miles Garrett at all?
Speaker 4:Not really Possibly, washington commanders.
Speaker 1:Somebody said the Bills the other day. Dude, it just sucks, man. I don't blame them for leaving, it's just like. No matter what they do to that fucking team, they don't fucking win. It's like, dude, they could. They could buy their way to the Superbowl and still fucking lose. It doesn't make any sense. They're so dumb.
Speaker 3:And on that note, we are completely out of time. Fucking Browns the Browns.
Speaker 1:We won't get into that and for all you Japanese people that is an American football team that sucks here in Ohio, yes, and all the German people. It's 9-9-9-9-9.
Speaker 2:Not good.
Speaker 3:That's how many losses the Browns have had since 1999. Probably More and more, so, yeah. So, like we said, thanks to all the international listeners and, of course, all of our domestic listeners.
Speaker 1:We thank all of you for listening and, as always, jay itty, the parting words tonight. No, just like to say thank you. Tomorrow's my wife's birthday, so happy birthday, happy birthday I told her she's gonna get some dick for her birthday. I said take it, woman. And she goes yeah, but it. I said yeah, that's why you're getting dick. You're welcome, you're welcome. I don't know what the fuck you're bitching about.
Speaker 3:Yep, and with that said, good luck to. Jay with his birthday dick, and we'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 1:It's going to get touched by me. I ain't going to be doing. I'm giving her the tuber tomorrow.
Speaker 3:There's one candle not getting blown out. Tomorrow I'll pray for you. I'm.
Speaker 1:John Brickner. I appreciate it, buddy, and I'm Jason Scherner. See you later, later, guys.