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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 159: Vintage Finds and A Whimsical Chat with Special Guest President Donald J. Trump
What happens when you mix the excitement of an Ohio Stadium VIP tour with the nostalgic charm of Notre Dame's campus and a newfound obsession with online auctions? You get a whirlwind episode filled with laughter, unexpected adventures, and a few lessons learned. We kick off with a hilarious post office story involving an Ohio State hat and take you through our playful missteps in scheduling guest appearances. Our wallets have taken a hit thanks to Whatnot, an addictive auction platform, but the joy of scoring unique finds like vintage video games and vinyl records makes it all worthwhile.
Our journey continues as we explore the vibrant world of collecting, from vinyl treasures to quirky Funko Pops. We've had our fair share of wins and woes on trading platforms, navigating everything from funny usernames to toxic environments with humor and resilience. We share anecdotes about mixologist friends, adding a little spice to our auction escapades. If you're a fan of metalcore or parody bands, we’ve got gems for you too—discussing everything from guitar flips to crab core styles. It's a tribute to the music that rocked our world in the early 2000s and still keeps our heads banging today.
And just when you think things can’t get any more entertaining, our special guest, President Donald J. Trump, joins us for a chat that’s both whimsical and a touch audacious. From wild hypothetical proposals like turning Canada into the 51st state to his witty quips about empathy, humility, and McDonald’s, the conversation is packed with humor and a sprinkle of satire. It's an episode brimming with sports enthusiasm, personal insights, and a hearty dose of laughter.
Special Thanks to our friend AJ for providing the Trump impression!
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Hey, welcome to it's Every Day with Jada J.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello, what's up?
Speaker 1:everybody Glad to be with us today.
Speaker 2:Ohio State won.
Speaker 1:Oh, we already talked about that. Never mind, we did. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 2:But we are going to go see the stadium this next weekend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going on a VIP tour of Ohio Stadium.
Speaker 2:Dude I was talking, I went to the post office today to mail out. My mom bought a hot plate before she went back home. Hot dish, dude, it was a Copper Chef hot plate for $13. It was brand new. I'm like, damn, I kind of want this, but my mom bought it, so I'll ship it out. So I had to ship it down to Texas today and I went to the post office and the dude came into the post office wearing the ohio state national championship hat and I'm like, dude, nice hat, he goes. Thanks, I said, and I was talking to him and he goes. Uh, I was telling him how we're, uh, we're gonna be going to, uh, we're going to.
Speaker 2:you know the thing this weekend and he's, he's like oh really, it's like yeah, it's only, uh, so it's only like 50 bucks to do it. You know, and um, first thousand, didn't you say first thousand, get something like special, get some sort of commemorative coin or some shit.
Speaker 1:You know, we get like vip lanyards.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it told us that we did. I wonder if we we know if we got notified. Were we one of them? We had to be one of them I'm I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 1:I bet you we were. I know we get like vip lanyards and shit too. I'm down for that.
Speaker 2:That's gonna be badass dude.
Speaker 1:I can't wait I'm gonna be wayne's world. I hope the weather cooperates, because there's got backstage passes we're just gonna do this the whole time that's all I'm gonna do 100 yeah, so yeah, supposedly we. I think we get like vip lanyards and shit which is kind of dope. Um, supposedly there's a commemorative coin, national championship coin, for the first a thousand people, which I hope that's one of us, but we'll, we'll find out. It's supposed to snow in the morning, but that could change between now and sunday, so yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2:That's why I got a 4x4.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, I'm not missing it. Oh, no, no.
Speaker 1:But like. But, we're going on a Sunday, so I don't think traffic will be super horrible anyway.
Speaker 2:No, we just got to beat the church time. Oh wait, it's not Notre Dame. We don't have to get me to the church on time.
Speaker 1:Thank, god they ain't doing a tour on a sunday, holy shit I've actually, uh, I've got to take a tour of notre dame's campus. I would love to take. It's actually a very nice. It's a very nice, I would like to see notre dame's camp it's actually very I've never seen it and that like like I said before, on the show they have a huge uh church, or basilica is what they call it.
Speaker 2:It's massive oh, did you get to go there for school?
Speaker 1:no, my uh, grandpa took us down. That's pretty cool. Well, it was kind of a dual thing. We, we the pro, not pro. The college football hall of fame was in south bend, so we did like the one day. We were there for like two days, and my cousin lives there too. So we did, um, we toured notre dame's campus, we went around, we saw the grotto, uh, we saw the basilica, blah, blah, blah. You saw the stadium. We didn't go in the stadium, but you saw the touchdown, jesus and the golden dome and all that kind of stuff. So that was kind of neat, um, even though I was wearing an ohio state jacket, and actually that was in 1995 it was the same what he said he goes.
Speaker 2:Okay, he goes. He said he's got the norovirus or he ended up getting a norovirus. He goes, you may have okay. So I say, bro, can we call tonight? What's your number? Um, we'll be here soon, in a bit. You may have to edit it out if it doesn't go well. I had the noron of norovirus over the weekend, hustle the whole nine. Oh damn, bro, we can wait if you want yeah, we can wait he goes.
Speaker 2:I want to try. Just don't air it if I can't do it, and unfortunately that's not how our stuff works yeah, we, we, yeah, we air everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just let him just um, we'll just coordinate it at another time when he's feeling better, because that I would rather it be funny and at him and 100 than him being sick and trying it and it not be funny all right, I'm just asking him.
Speaker 2:I said we can't edit it out. Want to try next week because we don't, we don't really, or we can just talk to him personally this week, and then we can have him do his impression.
Speaker 1:We'll just do it next. We'll just do it next week he's like oh man I really want to do it.
Speaker 2:Just just tell him we'll do it next week, dude. I'm telling you why. Dude john has opened up a rabbit hole in my goddamn life, dude, and it is draining my bank account. It's called whatnot?
Speaker 1:yeah, I am not kidding dude, I was on there today, this dude okay.
Speaker 2:So what's cool is I kept I was looking on there today, this dude okay. So what's cool is I kept I was looking on there, dude. I bought Driver for PS1. Nice, I love that game. Guess how much I paid $3 for shipping.
Speaker 1:I was going to say $8.
Speaker 2:Because I paid for it and I get the first one and after that it's like $0.78.
Speaker 1:It's $0.78. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So, Nice. I bought and two for the wii, which is a fucking nasty game. Okay, um, I bought, uh, mario 3d world for the wii, u, um, and I bought a couple like really good gems, you just ones that are just fucking legit. And I bought ninja. Okay, so the first one I bought was ninja reflex and I bought it for like a dollar plus four dollars shipping or something like that and so about that, and my name on there is dj sen, okay, so he called me dj sensei.
Speaker 2:So I said, dude, I kind of like that dj, oh you know that's funny because my my username on what he's like let's try it. That's what he's saying. It's your call, man, it's your call uh I we're not gonna edit it we're not editing this out, dude. No, I told him we can't edit it.
Speaker 1:I mean we can, but I'm not going to that's, I'm just gonna pretend like we can't. That's what I'm gonna do if he wants to do it, to do it. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, we'll give him a call here in a bit all right, I'm just gonna tell him uh, we'll give him a call after the break and dude, because I got an idea for after the break. Dude for this, it's gonna be great, okay, oh my god tell like give us like 20 minutes or so.
Speaker 1:Uh yeah, aj's a a good friend of ours. He's a friend of my brother justin makes the best white russians dude. That dude knows his shit. He is a mixologist, to say the least.
Speaker 2:Man yeah, I drank 13 of the five dude that was so those were.
Speaker 1:Those went down so good. They were tall boys. Yeah, they weren't as shitty, but yeah, he does a really good trump impression, which I'm all about, so I think mine's pretty good, but his is like really good, so so we're gonna give him a call later on yeah, I.
Speaker 2:I have a good idea to set it up too, okay.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I got a good idea to set it up for after the break. It's going to be awesome. So, annie, oh, no.
Speaker 1:So my whatnot name is JohnnyB01, because that's the year I graduated, but people think it's O-I, so people call me.
Speaker 3:Johnny Boy.
Speaker 1:That's actually kind of dope. So they're like johnny boy, get he. You know, gets gets the win, or whatever. I'm like my name's, that's me oh okay, johnny, yeah, look at this shit.
Speaker 2:All right. So manhunt 2 I paid 17 total for damn. Some of these don't have pictures, kind of sucks. I wish they did. Yeah, um, but, dude, dude, look at this shit. Dude, this is.
Speaker 1:Dude, is that all you've been buying?
Speaker 2:Oh my God, yeah, these are all yeah.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Since I started, dude that's awesome. But, dude, I bought a Rolling Stones Greatest Hits Volume 2 album for $4. That's awesome. Rolling Stone's Greatest Hits Volume 2 album for $4.78, shipping $4. That's sweet. Can't let that shit slide. Look at these fucking prices, dude. Look at that. That's including shipping, dude. Miami Vice soundtrack. I got all these Steppenwolf for fucking. What is that? $4? $3 for that.
Speaker 1:That's amazing dude, Steve Miller. You can't even really get vinyl like that at garage sales for that much $6 for yellow is like greatest hits.
Speaker 1:The only thing like for me. I use Whatnot for like cards and the problem is it's so toxic now so it's like I've stopped going on there because, like people are just so scummy and everything, it's all shady and Whatnot's kind of slow to catch on to some of these breakers and I don't do breaks because I think it's basically just gambling. I'd rather just buy a card straight up than having to sit here and go. Well, I could pay for a team and if he gets that team and when he breaks the cards open, I may get a good card. I may get a good card, I may get a good card. So I'm gonna pay 70, 80, 90, 100 for the chance to get something good. That's just too much gambling for my blood.
Speaker 2:That's why I don't go. It's too gay, it's too much of a gamble.
Speaker 1:I put on there that I like golf too, but I ain't going to golf, dude, you're not gonna find deals like yeah you'll find really good deals, but I'm gonna be spending on 100 200 yeah, and I'll get in on the people who are selling just single card straight up. This is five seconds sudden death. That's the way to do it. I love it that's vinyl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I do vinyl and video games, so like I was just looking at whatnot like, I pulled it up, obviously. So, um yeah, right here, sudden death. Three 30 000 mega video game auctions let's go chat.
Speaker 1:Hey guys, these should be going for 70, 80. I wonder what this is, bro, Are you on there right now? Yeah, this is our AI video.
Speaker 2:Oh, some dude's twerking, okay. So some of these are kind of funny too, about, like when it says $2, $3 start bid or whatever. A dollar starts pop up, so it starts at a dollar and you just bid like and you got $5 shipping, yeah, yeah. So, dude, there's a lot of them Like. One of them was earlier was Purple Rain. Nice, Brian Adams Like dude, like Cuts Like a Knife.
Speaker 2:There's Michael Jackson's bad album was on there so you like, if you're me, I collect vinyl and no joke, joe goes, how much do you have? How many vinyls you have? I said, dude, I don't have any room for him anymore. I had a stand and I like I have two shelves, I'm not kidding, they're full, like this, and I have some.
Speaker 1:Those things are so heavy when you start getting them in a crate those things weigh like 50 pounds oh, they're so heavy because my brother justin has like 10 crates full of vinyl and and laser discs because he collects all you know old vintage media and stuff too and dude he's got dude those things are. I had to help him move one time to my house because he lived here and it's like carrying those things up the stairs was just oh, my god, I'm like oh god, I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 2:I'll end it doing with the bellevue location. Dude, get into vinyl, bro, it's huge right now somebody, even like they put on their facebook facebook. Like hey, what? What can we do and just be?
Speaker 1:known that you know to everybody out there, you actually listen to the vinyls too. You just don't collect them collect them right. No, yeah, I listen to them. Yeah, you listen to them as you should, and there's nothing wrong, I guess, just collecting them to collect them, but like you, actually listen to them, which?
Speaker 2:is cool, which actually another thing I'm thinking about doing is once I do take over the store, or even before then what I'm thinking about doing is I'm thinking about getting rid of my pop collection. I'm thinking about getting rid of it all.
Speaker 1:Funko Pops. Yeah, that's kind of a dying thing.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking about just trading it back into the store or whatever. I got all the Metallicas, all that stuff, dude. I'm thinking about just getting rid back into the store, or whatever. I got all the metallicas, all that stuff, dude. Think about just getting rid of it all, just have. No, you just take up a shit ton of space. Thought even, I thought even about getting rid of my amiibos because I have. No, I don't use them for anything. Yeah, not a fucking thing, dude. We would have so much money in this.
Speaker 1:To me it seems like funko pops are like the new beady babies it is. They're just. They're cool for a while and now they've just. There's some that have value, but, like a lot of them are just fucking trash.
Speaker 2:They're just fodder for the only ones I want to keep are the ones that are autographed.
Speaker 1:That's it like yeah, yeah, the sean astin one yeah, my eg daily.
Speaker 2:I want to keep that one.
Speaker 1:And then I have uh um like the freddie funkos or those are like, really valuable and like but anything but everything else is just, they just take up a lot of fucking room. They do take up a lot of room. They're cool to look at, but then, like I said, it's just. You know, I just think they're just the moderate-age beady babies.
Speaker 2:He goes, aj goes. Okay, I'll get some hot tea, I'll be ready. Just include a question if I'm under the weather. Okay, I'll get some hot tea, I'll be ready. Just include a question if I'm under the weather. Okay, I don't know what that means. He wants us to ask him a question.
Speaker 1:Like what would he ask Trump?
Speaker 2:What do you think about grabbing women in the pussy?
Speaker 1:I tell you I can't wait to hear this, because he's usually pretty good with it.
Speaker 2:He's under the weather.
Speaker 1:So we'll see what see what happens if not, we'll have him on again. I don't care yeah, why not come on, chat, let's go, let's go boom one of one. Oh, oh, sorry guys, I was doing the whatnot thing, yeah whatnot.
Speaker 2:I was sitting there like what the fuck just happened, Like I thought he was going through a fucking. Come on, You're having a Tim's blowing a microchip. No, I thought you know, I thought you were doing the fucking deaf guy from, or the black guy from, Major Payne.
Speaker 1:Who's that? Malcolm X, Malcolm X. My friends call me D, but you call me D.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, that's what I thought you were doing. I'm sitting here like what the fuck?
Speaker 3:I am not your damn brother.
Speaker 2:So I think you do a good one of that dude. But you know I gotta give props to this dude across the table from me, so I know we talked about it Friday yeah.
Speaker 2:This dude this table from me so I know we talked about it friday. Yeah, this dude, this dude is a fucking beast man. I'm trying the other day. Okay, so the other day we were at the y, you know, because we we work out at the y here. You know, if you ever want to meet us in person, just go there don't do it after hours, I'll cool guy yeah, oh, no autographs please no autographs no, please.
Speaker 1:No autographs, no pictures, please, sorry.
Speaker 2:No, it's my interview with Johnny Brickner. Johnny Brickner, get the hell out of my way. Get the fuck out of my way. Get the fuck out of my way.
Speaker 2:That'd be funny. So, but anyway, dude, I'm not kidding. So me, me, john and his brother, joe. Like me and Joe go out there almost every night and John's been joining us. He's been doing really well, Kind of want to keep him on track because, dude, he's going to be killing it soon. So, but, joe and I go out there almost every night and John came out and we're, you know, john stretches, which is smart, I have to.
Speaker 1:It's smart, I have to, man, and I did a little bit I have to, it's smart, I have to, man, and I did a little bit, but joe's just like let's go walk. So fuck him, he's 200 now fuck this guy, little skinny dude, but um so john's like a stretch john's like going ahead and just you guys. You guys were like, staring at me, like guys go just yes, I'll leave you behind.
Speaker 2:So we we ended up. So we start walking and we're all the way, we're around the other side, we're 50, we're halfway around. I had to walking and we're all the way. We're around the other side, we're 50, we're halfway around the track. I had to try this. And he gets started and then, like we're coming around, I'm like I don't see John in front of us. We should see John. All of a sudden I look over to the other side of the track there's a dude jogging and I'm like holy shit, is that fucking John on? Joe goes. Yeah, I was like dude motherfuckers over there jogging dude. He's put like I like seeing that dude. That's pushing. I mean gotta keep on pushing. You know, I'm not gonna lie when I did that, when I told you about me jogging and stuff yeah, my fucking, my ankles hurt like a motherfucker so.
Speaker 1:So here's the thing with that. Uh, my quads were like hurt and this, this is a bit and I looked this up because it was really weird, I've never had this happen. So I, the day you know, the night of I was tired and sore, a little sore, so, and I took some ibuprofen. The next morning I felt fine. I had a protein shake, whatever. I felt fine. The next yesterday morning I woke up and I was a little sore, but I feel okay, I feel pretty good. As the day wore on, I got more sore as the day wore on. Oh, no shit, dude, and I and I'm like my quads started really hurt bad. So by five o'clock I could barely walk, like I'm just like what the fuck? I was fine this morning. Apparently that's a thing with exercise, like if you do a lot of stress, if you start, start strenuously doing exercise, if you haven't done it in a really really long time, it's some sort of delayed muscular atrophy or some shit like that it's.
Speaker 1:It's. It's a condition where, um, the soreness is is delayed, um, based upon because it takes, because your muscles are trying to repair themselves, or you know, get, you know try to get better, and it's. It's just pulling in all these enzymes, it's, and it's making this um, some sort of uh, I don't know what, what it is some sort of secretion in your muscles and it just takes a while for your muscles to kind of you know, acid, the amino, yeah, yeah, take those proteins yeah so so some sort of delayed onset, fucking soreness.
Speaker 1:And I'm just like all dude at night yesterday when I got home because I had to help, because carrie went to her mom because my mother-in-law died a couple weeks ago so she was going to peace to the dawn the dom, yeah, the dawn. So she, um, I had to help her carry it a bunch of like photo albums.
Speaker 1:Those photo albums are not fucking like I remember they're heavy as fuck, and so I had like three boxes of those to bring in and I had to. There's a jewelry big ass jewelry box like four foot tall jewelry box I got. I gotta bring that in the house. I'm gonna need help eventually I can help you with that.
Speaker 1:Oh, I appreciate that, um so, but then like dude, I was just like I couldn't walk. It carries like you go to hospital. I'm like, no, no, I'm not gonna. No, fuck that, I go, I'll be fine. And it's like today I feel a little better and then it's like that's the day we're on. Today I feel pretty good for the most part. It was just a weird feeling I've never had, like soreness kick in nearly 12 to 18 hours after the fact. Usually if I'm sore it's the next morning and I'm like oh, I can't get out.
Speaker 1:I can't get out of bed, I'm just like, oh, but this I got up monday morning. I'm like, hey, okay, not too bad it just it's good, dude it's so weird. It was just a weird feel.
Speaker 2:I've never had that would have been wrecked all day if you wouldn't have had the protein shake. I had one of them because Carrie's how many grams of protein do they have?
Speaker 1:Okay, so I just the ones that I have, and they're not the ones I bought. Carrie's mom actually had them because she couldn't eat anything. Yeah, so they have 15 grams of protein, that's not bad. Four grams of sugar and 180 calories. But I bought some Inspire, or whatever they're called, and they got 20 grams of protein, one gram of sugar and 160 calories.
Speaker 2:That's fucking great. It's a little better, it's better.
Speaker 1:And I bought a four pack just to try it, because you never know with these fucking drinks, dude, because some of them are good and some of them aren't. So the one I tried it was like vanilla, it was like it was boost and it was. It was pretty good. I liked it. Now I could taste a little bit of the like the protein you're going to, but you're, that's fine and I could live with that, but like it's not too bad. Now I've tried slim fast. Slim fast is gross. Have you ever had Slim Fast? Yes, fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2:My mom used to drink it. Fucking disgusting yeah disgusting Dude.
Speaker 1:It has this really disgusting irony metallic taste to it and it's not like Metallica. It doesn't go yeah, yeah ooh yeah, no, it doesn't do that. No, none of that.
Speaker 2:None of that, james Heffield. No, it doesn't do that. No, none of that. None of that, james. Happy old edition Slim.
Speaker 1:Pass. That's what James More Metallica Speaking of that. So the Super.
Speaker 2:Bowl next year, lars Ulrich chocolate.
Speaker 3:The Sanitary Bat MP3.
Speaker 2:Wasn't there a cartoon.
Speaker 1:Metallica thing, yeah, metallicops Fire bad. No MP3.
Speaker 2:No, he's like Napster bad. Have we ever watched that? Yeah, we watched it, Did we watch it on the show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we watched it on the show. I can't remember what it was. Napster bad, that was like the golden age, I feel. Was like a big, huge, like monster looking dude. Yeah, that was like the golden age of internet, when everything was animated and flashed before the days of youtube. So, yeah, fire back.
Speaker 2:God dude, everybody bitching about the halftime show I don't really.
Speaker 1:I have no opinion.
Speaker 2:Either way, I'm gonna say this straight up, straight up.
Speaker 1:I'm not a kid, I think you did great, kendrick. Lamar, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2:Phenomenal rapper dude and the fact that he dissed Drake in the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 1:I know people lost their shit at that. A minor, A minor. I know people lost their fucking shit at that Dude. I love that.
Speaker 2:But if you listen to the lyric dude it's like you strike a chord, but it wasn't a minor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a double a chartreuse, it's a play on words, it's genius, it's good yeah.
Speaker 2:And I told Blake, blake goes because Bill was just remember we were at the fucking Y at the time. And Bill goes yeah, dude, I give this like a three out of 10, dude, and that's being generous. And fucking Blake, because Blake loves Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 1:Okay, he goes.
Speaker 2:He's like well, it ain't for everybody. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know which? I understand because Kendrick Lamar like before Blake and I used to get in arguments because it would be like he's like Kendrick Lamar is the best rapper ever and I'm like I'll take Eminem over Kendrick Lamar any day. But then I listened to Kendrick Lamar and they both deliver differently but they both have a really good way of spitting.
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 2:I think street battle, I think if you took them head to head, Eminem destroys any day of the fucking week, I think freestyle, you're not head to head. Eminem destroys any day of the fucking week. I think, freestyle, you're not going to beat Eminem, it's just not going to happen.
Speaker 1:Outside of Not Like Us. I don't know much about Kendrick Lamar. I don't really listen. I don't listen to modern. Humble was pretty good.
Speaker 2:I probably heard the songs before, but at least he don't mumble rap.
Speaker 1:I can respect that. I'm not going to sit and go. Oh, I don't want to go with rap and black people are on it. I'm not gonna be like that. So I did fuck that. You know, somebody goes like someone's like.
Speaker 2:We should get country that well beyonce next year number one, album number one yeah, I'm more pissed about that because that fucking song sucks. I'm sorry, texas, hold'em is a garbage fucking song.
Speaker 1:I don't know anything oh it doesn't invoke any sort of because I I don't like country, so I have no basis of comparison and I can't tell you whether I.
Speaker 2:It doesn't speak to me in any way, because I don't like taylor. Swift should have jumped on stage and said you know, I know, beyonce, you did a great song but I still think Travis Trigg got a best country song this year, Something like that you know Fucking.
Speaker 1:Taylor Swift got booed. So why Like? What's people's problem? It's because like, because it's fucking Philadelphia, it's because it's Eagle people there, did you?
Speaker 2:see him, dude? Did you see him talking shit to Jerry Jones? No, I didn't see this. Look that up. Look philly fans at jerry jones super bowl. Jerry jones was in a box and it's all windows around the box. The eagles fans were fucking ruthless to him, man. Yeah, right there yeah, although that's.
Speaker 1:That's that from the super bowl. You thought about from the super bowl is that that the? Super Bowl. No, this was from. This was at their stadium, oh never mind.
Speaker 2:Have you ever watched that? Gary, you're doing it. Gary, you're doing it. God damn it, stop it. Watch this. Look at him staring at him and shit dude that's how I didn't know jerry knows was at the super bowl no, I thought, I thought that was super bowl, somebody posted his super bowl, so I thought oh, let me, let me speak let me speak on something real quick here.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, so you know, I, I make you know, I grant, you know, grant, I like to do graphic design and stuff like that. Yeah, dude, what did you think of that scoreboard? Dude, that scoring bug, whatever they call that, what did you think of that? I like it's classic.
Speaker 2:I fucking hated it, I love it. I think it's classic, it's so it's ugly it's simple ugly.
Speaker 1:It's like somebody just went to google sheets. It just found the fucking, the first goddamn font they could find. It just throw it over.
Speaker 2:Sometimes it almost gets too elaborate to where you're like what the fuck is going on I, I hate the one thing.
Speaker 1:I you know I wouldn't hate it as much if they didn't key out the background on the score, actual score itself. If they actually had like a background behind that, I probably would have been okay with it. They, it's, it's this, it's this dead, it's the space behind the score, that kind of bugs, the the piss out of me oh, that makes it like translucent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1:I hate that if they would have had like a like a kind of black yeah, kind of like a um, a transparent, almost a transparent.
Speaker 2:It's simple. It's simple and easy.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I like I fucking hate it, dude. I laughed my ass off. I go.
Speaker 2:They're serious with this fucking scoring I was looking up our super bowl tech most tech, most super bowl had better fuck I was looking up super bowl logos from, uh, the past year oh, they, they've dialed, or they?
Speaker 1:they phone that in over the last 10 oh dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I like mine was goofy from 1982, but I was looking at yours I'm like, oh, John's got a good one man.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl logos. Yeah, super Bowl logos. The 80s Super Bowl logos were good man.
Speaker 2:Mine was goofy. 82 is just interesting. It was just like what is going on here.
Speaker 1:You know, I just hate how they just kind of phoned it in, where everything like the, the roman numerals are specific to the site where they're hosting instead. But they're all. The logos are the same, they're all pretty much the same, except the number changes and then the inside of the number they put the, the, the, whatever like where they're hosting. So they'll so next year. They're in the bay area, they're in san francisco, so they have like a bunch of like, they have like the bay bridge and all that shit inside of the of the roman numerals. By the way, since they're in san francisco, this will be a perfect time to have metallica do the super bowl halftime show. Huh, why?
Speaker 2:no, that's not gonna happen. Nope, you want to know why? People? That's another problem. People were like you need somebody under 50 or something to do this. It's like why? Who cares? You know, like I don't do, I think Metallica should do the show. No, I don't Do. I think I think it should be. And somebody else brought up a good point about Kendrick lamar and the whole thing. They said you're not gonna get the energy up. They're they're like. You're not gonna like rappers and hip-hop artists bring a lot of energy. I'll say a metal doesn't either. But maybe go cheer up in the olympics.
Speaker 1:I can just do over here too I wouldn't really hate that to be honest with you no, no, and it was funny like people losing their shit about that too, like, oh my god, this is so thing you know what I say it's a little satanic. I say do gojira is like the furthest thing from satanic they're. All their music is about saving the whales and shit you know what I say.
Speaker 2:I say you take a rapper, a metal artist and a country artist to make them combine shit and make something.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'll get you naked by the end of this song that ruined Super Bowls. From then on, oh, the titty pop out, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was awesome, though All right well Got me through some tough years. Well, I was an adult, but I still like to smack it.
Speaker 1:Well, we're going to take a little break so Jay can kind of relieve himself'm gonna go janna jack myself, hi, so we'll be right back hope you're ready, hands off, I'll take care of this myself.
Speaker 2:That's my penis. My friends wonder why I call you all the time. What can I say? I tell them my sex gets paid so they know that I'm not gay. You try to come up and give me help. No, I'll do it myself, that's right. I'm just better off shooting all these kids at night when they insist that you think it's piss. I tell you, bitch, when you know what the reason is, I'll only smile when I shoot my jizz, cause my jizz, my jizz, is on your tits.
Speaker 3:My jizz is on your tits.
Speaker 2:Because my jizz is on your tits, then I'll turn out the lights. My jizz is on your tits, my cream, you can't resist. I jizz on all night. I go crazy wondering what there is to really see. You know you want another dump of Jay's gravy. Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, but then I realize.
Speaker 3:Surprise.
Speaker 2:Surprise. Get what I've done, regret. I'm gonna bust it in your eyes, but if you insist on knowing my bits, it's definitely not piss. If you wanna know what the reason is, you really smile when I come and shoot you with jizz. Because your jizz, my jizz, is on your tits. My jizz is on your tits. Because my jizz, I'm on your tits. It's full of life. Literally my jizz is on your tits. Oh yeah, it gives you fits when we turn out the lights. You're like a glazed donut. My little babe, I won't miss you, girl.
Speaker 1:Oh, I get it Like literally missing there, like targeting my name's pretty good how it is.
Speaker 2:And the best thing in life my jizz. It is nameless Because your kiss is on my list. And the best thing in life Because your kiss, my jizz is on your tits, because your kiss it gets in your hair and gives you fits, because your kiss is what I miss. No pregnancy tonight.
Speaker 3:No pregnancy tonight.
Speaker 2:My jizz, my jizz is on them tits. My jizz, you can't resist. My jizz is on your tits. Yeah, let's make it night. Where did the music go? I don't know, I was going to keep singing.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast. It's Every Day with Jon and J. Baby, listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you today, coming from Washington DC the President of the United States, Mr Donald J Trump.
Speaker 3:Thank you thank you, thank you. I'm a huge fan of your podcast, as they call it. You guys are going to get millions and billions of views because I'm on it. Maybe billions, maybe trillions, maybe a quadrillion, which I just learned is a real number, and I'm glad I'm on a very, very friendly podcast. I know you guys are huge fans of the Donald. I'm here to answer any questions. I have a very transparent Trans. Just go to answer any questions. I have a very transparent Trans. Just don't access any government website.
Speaker 1:Do you like us better than Joe Rogan? Do I like what with Joe Rogan? I love Joe Rogan. Do you like us better than Joe Rogan? Absolutely.
Speaker 3:You guys are tremendous, and not just because I am on the show currently. I'm a big fan of both of you. It's Brayson and Juan, representing many, many cultures, many people across this country. Juan and Brayson Big fans. I haven't missed an episode yet. I've watched all 147.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you, Mr President. So what do you think of the? So would you buy the Gaza? Or what's your plans for the Gaza Strip? Would you buy it?
Speaker 3:It's gonna be beautiful. The climate in the area is great. The only problem is there's a bunch of people in the way. They gotta move. Once the construction of Trump Tower Gaza Is complete, they will be welcome back. Welcome back to work In the casino. And Trump Tower Gaza is complete, they will be welcome back. Welcome back to work In the casino in Trump Tower Gaza.
Speaker 1:They're going to have great time. It's going to be tremendous. We're even considering paying them. What would you pay them with?
Speaker 3:Well, since it's going to be a brand new nation, it needs a brand new wonderful currency, Trump dollars, which will only be redeemable at the casino, and one million of them. You can get a one free lobster dinner with one purchase of equally greater value.
Speaker 1:So what are your plans for Canada if they become the 51st state? Well, you know, canada is a very sinister country. They are, I believe it's been one of our adversaries. They've been our enemies for a long time, I hear.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I watched a documentary recently by the most brilliant, brilliant documentary filmmaker, mr Michael Moore, recently by the most brilliant, brilliant documentary filmmaker, mr Michael Moore I heard he was a liberal, but I guess he's not because he had a documentary in 1995 called Canadian Bacon and I watched it and I could not believe what these Canadians did.
Speaker 1:Can you believe it? And I'm not teaching this in American schools, I know they're just. I mean what? What is what is Canada ever given the world besides ice hockey and maple syrup? I mean really.
Speaker 2:I was going to say maple syrup and Canadian band, the bacon for uh and the bacon for McDonald's.
Speaker 3:I mean, have you had Canadian bacon. It's atrocious, it's terrible.
Speaker 1:I hear it's just him, just American bacon straight up and bacon straight up. That's right. No, so what about greenland? So you know, we're going into a new imperial america, it seems, and uh, so what are your plans for greenland?
Speaker 3:there's a lot of potential in greenland and it's something we need to take likely by force. Hopefully not. I just learned that Greenland is not green and warm, but very cold.
Speaker 1:I hear it's the opposite.
Speaker 2:I learned that from IDDocs.
Speaker 3:I know it's up north so it could be very cold, but it's name is green. It's very confusing and I think they're doing that on purpose.
Speaker 1:I think it's deceitful. I think think they're doing that on purpose. I think it's deceitful. I think the liberals are are doing that on purpose.
Speaker 3:It's a well it's, I think it's the danish, the danish, another very sinister adversary they're not nice either some goddamn wooden shoes, those, wooden shoes, the terrible wooden, have you ever tried to wear?
Speaker 1:which I haven't. Have you ever tried to wear a wooden shoe?
Speaker 3:I haven't, nope have you Just wear the American shoe. A crack, a crack. I see them everywhere. I wouldn't wear one, but I see them all over Most of my biggest fans wear them to funerals, church, nice events.
Speaker 1:So, Mr President, I hear you have lifts in your shoes to make yourself look taller. Is there any truth to that?
Speaker 3:This is actually false.
Speaker 1:I actually have anti-lifts in my shoes. They make you smaller, they make you shorter.
Speaker 3:It makes me shorter, just so everyone around me can feel comfortable. They make you smaller, they make you shorter.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's really nice of you.
Speaker 2:You're really empathetic to people who are probably small. I think you're turning John into a Trump supporter.
Speaker 1:I may be.
Speaker 3:The first thing anyone ever says about me is that I'm very empathetic and I I don't talk about myself, or go on and on and on.
Speaker 1:No, no I very humbling very humble. Yeah, you're a humble man actually the most humble man that ever lived. Yeah, people don't know this. Yeah, sleepy Joe, he was never humble.
Speaker 3:Sleepy Joe didn't know where he was at near the end he was very sad, very sad, very sad.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. So, mr President, what did you have tonight for dinner? I know you're very fond of McDonald's. Was there a Big Mac tonight in your meal?
Speaker 3:Well, I've been under the weather lately and I've consulted the greatest. I went to John Hopkins. They said I had a big hoax called the neurovirus, just a new hoax, but. I did not because it's fake news.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I think all that is liberal propaganda. And I consulted again the greatest medical professional in human history, rfk, who I just learned related to JFK, who was a president.
Speaker 1:Who knew? I did not see that coming Right.
Speaker 3:Sometimes you can't predict these things, but that's okay, that's okay. And he said grasshopper blood, grasshopper blood. I've added grasshopper blood to my bacon diet and I'm feeling much much better, Much better.
Speaker 1:That's good Way to go. That's that's good. That's good.
Speaker 2:Way to go. Who knew I'm going to be sucking?
Speaker 1:grass. So I got one more question.
Speaker 3:One more question for me, Uh what's the biggest thing that you want to accomplish in your first 100 days?
Speaker 1:Well, there's so many things I'm going to accomplish in my first hundred, despite how nasty and nasty everybody's been talking about me and Elon and those judges, they keep stopping your executive orders.
Speaker 3:This is a real problem, but I've been talking to Elon Musk and I think he has a great, great solution to the size and scope of government and all these judges and all their orders. You know, I I am very skeptical of the legal system because they've been so nasty, nasty yeah, they've been going after you for years so I figured we this is elon musk idea we downsize the entire federal government, the entire federal government to a PO box in South Africa.
Speaker 1:Just one PO box in South Africa, that's it. Just our federal government runs out of a PO box In another country. Out of another country Think of the trillions and trillions of dollars people save. So do the American people get these trillions of dollars in savings from these huge cuts in government?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Well, let's not be hasty, let's not be too hasty.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, you got to assess the situation first, before eggs will go down to four bucks. Eggs will go down to six dollars.
Speaker 3:Though that seems like a very simple solution. The PO Box in South Africa that I still don't quite know where it is.
Speaker 1:You don't know where South Africa is.
Speaker 3:Well, I know it's in Africa and it's probably in the south of it.
Speaker 1:I would say somewhere south. Yes, Probably past the Panama Canal.
Speaker 2:Well, it's nice to know that you're supportive of Africans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they say you're racist.
Speaker 2:I mean who's?
Speaker 3:all like that I just proved that wrong. That's right. I love all people Africans, the Chinese I really like the Russians, very beautiful women, all people, all people. I'm going to be the best American president of the whole world and maybe the president of the world. Hopefully we're still working on that Still working that pesky two terms thing right. Well, I've been reading, and by reading I mean Elon Musk is delegating that perhaps there really isn't a two-limit term.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's nothing. This fool named George Washington said it. This fool.
Speaker 3:But I'm thinking why not 30, 40, 50 terms?
Speaker 1:Maybe millions and millions and millions, millions of terms, all the terms that you could possibly need.
Speaker 3:I mean, if you don't fire your best employee, you keep him on.
Speaker 1:No, you just keep him on. Yeah, you don't get rid of your best guy, you promote him.
Speaker 3:I am really the best, best guy, second to Elon Musk, the smartest man I have ever met next to me. I'm smarter.
Speaker 1:Well, this has been an invigorating interview. I always wanted to interview a sitting president. Jason, do you have any questions for the president?
Speaker 2:No, not really. I think you asked all of them. It was awesome having you on and really appreciate it, Mr President Trump.
Speaker 3:Well, I hope you have me back, because I don't sleep. I stay up all night tweeting and I think it'll be very advantageous. You'll get billions and billions and trillions of views now that I'm on.
Speaker 1:I hope so.
Speaker 3:All right, well, have a great night, you guys.
Speaker 1:You too, President Trump. Thank you, Mr Trump.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be tweeting my favorite new guy on Twitter. His name is Y-E-E. He's been tweeting a lot of very interesting stuff. Very intelligent, ye. His name is YE.
Speaker 1:I don't know who he is, but he seems. I like the cut of his jib right. Very straightforward. Yeah, just yeah, very straightforward.
Speaker 3:Straight shooter. He's a, yeah, straight shooter.
Speaker 1:Just like me. Okay, well, we appreciate having you on there. Mr President, we'll call again or we'll have you on again.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That sounds great. I will talk to you later. Have a good night.
Speaker 2:Thank you, you too, you too, you too, bye, bye.
Speaker 1:Bye.
Speaker 2:Dude, that was the funniest, that was President.
Speaker 1:Trump right there. That was I've always, you know, even though I'm not I don't, I'm not a big President Trump fan. Honestly, that interview kind of turned me around a little bit.
Speaker 2:I like what he had to say.
Speaker 1:I like his are great dude, like he didn't. That po box in the south african thing that was. That was so funny, that was genius. We're gonna scale down, scale down the us government to one po box in south africa. This is from y'all mus. I love it.
Speaker 2:Let's not be too hasty.
Speaker 1:So all the trillions of dollars, you're going to trickle that down to the Well, hold on. Hold on a second. Let's not be too hasty Gotta assess the situation. Thank AJ for us man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely, I'm going to do it here in a second.
Speaker 1:I'll message him too when we get off here. It takes a lot. Actually, I might have him as a revolving cast, because that's so good.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, let me text AJ. I'm going to message him real quick because that was our buddy, aj Vasson.
Speaker 1:He's just a really good fucking dude man.
Speaker 2:I just said, bro, that was epic, loved it. Dude, what a good dude. But no joke, aj is a I'm not really don't get me wrong Like I'm a people person and I don't mind meeting new people. A lot of people that I meet that are new I don't really give a shit about, but AJ is, and especially people, unfortunately, that are I don't know. I don't like to get to know people that I don't like, I don't know, I don't really have. I don't like to get to know people that I don't like, I don't know, I don't really have.
Speaker 1:I don't have to get to know. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah so when I got to know this dude like I, was kind of a little, I was a little off, but dude like he, his personality is so open and easy to get to know, he's so cool he's like. He's like isaac isaac was easy to get to know, yeah that's another dude I'd like to have on once we go video and stuff, but um he he's like one of the like.
Speaker 1:When my brother, when my brother was kind of like getting out of his shell a little bit, he was like one of the first people that he kind of met and did they date no?
Speaker 2:they just were friends, yeah so he was like he's, he's, uh, he's yeah, yeah, yeah, he's out of the shell too.
Speaker 1:Yeah so, but you'd never know, because he's so cool it was, it was, it was both of them. He was always. He was that first person, that kind of like just did like befriended and stuff like that. So it was always. But he, he brought him home and he was like me and jo Joe were like boy. We don't know what we're going to get here.
Speaker 2:So, cause this is the first time, flamboyant dude, I don't know, like a fucking Mary, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But, dude, we, we did this like what, what? What you just heard, and it was fucking hilarious and it's just like I'm like okay, so we did a thing where it's like I forget what what bit we were doing. Was this one that we just do bits with each other, like I'll just make something up and then he'll elaborate on it, then I'll elaborate, so that that's how comedy is written, see I.
Speaker 2:I like I don't have a problem with gay people. I don't really give a shit, besides the fact that they like to suck dick.
Speaker 1:That bothers me yeah, you, you wouldn't know. Yeah, because I want it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just kidding, but anyway, like, um, no, I don't have a problem with gay people, I just really get along with the ones that you can't tell are gay dude, you know, like your brother, your brother dude you would never know yeah like no joke. If you met john's brother, you would never know that he was. That was his lifestyle at all. You would never know that he was gay. He doesn doesn't really wear it on his sleeve.
Speaker 2:He just looks like a hardworking family man. He does, he looks like a guy. I mean he doesn't have a family to really have to worry about yeah, yeah but he comes home, when he comes over.
Speaker 2:if I would have never met him I'd be like, oh man, that dude's probably got a wife and three kids that are in high school right now. You know or something you know, but you would never know that he you know he's not flamboyant or nothing, and that's the same with AJ. Aj is not a flamboyant out of the closet. Yay, here I am. You know kind of thing. He is more of hey, what's up man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like dudes, cool you know like dudes, cool, you know like, actually, that's how we uh, that's where we met him. That's the first thing he said to us. He goes I'm aj, I like dudes. Oh okay, me too see, but I like we prefer the company of men. Well, who doesn't? Yeah? Welcome to our place there's an overabundance here there's a lot of wiener in this house, wieners, you became friends.
Speaker 1:Oh man, yeah, dude, it's freaking hilarious dude yeah, but dude, I think he went to, he was a bartender in chicago for, like, I think he that was one of his jobs when he was going to school. I think and do like that dude is a mixologist man. That dude brought his own, he has his own like professional mix kit and he would. He would always bring that when he come over. And it's like man, that guy, you know, he was supposed to be at, um, my cousin eric's wedding, but he, he couldn't make it. So I was like, oh man, I was like man, because we, we need a bartender, because he was like, really good, dude brings his own mixology kit. I mean, you know, dude is going to mix you some a tasty beverage oh, dude, it was killer, those white russians were like legendary man I was jay jay we went to denny's that night.
Speaker 1:Jay is just like killed over, yeah. And then we had to stuff you in the back of joe's mustang I think I passed out yeah, you're out. You're out on your feet, man, it was dude.
Speaker 1:Joe's got a picture of me somewhere in, yeah and then and then like it's funny because, like, uh, lex's dad, who, who like he. He's like one of those like punch drunk people who could just function. We're playing cornhole and he's like leaning to one side because he's all drunk and shit too and he just tosses it. It just lands perfectly on. There's like what are you just aiming for? The one in the middle or what he's like?
Speaker 2:ah, I love you, john dude I remember one night oh he was he was feeding me tortilla chips. I'm like, okay, so this is the most, it's the most uncomfortable I've ever been at somebody's house, me and Joe sitting there at the table with Rob and he's drinking, of course, because that's what he does, yeah, and he's feeding me tortilla chips. His wife is behind us laying on one of those lounge chairs with another dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not banging or nothing, just laying there, cuddling Like spooning Spooning, not banging or nothing, just laying there Cuddling Like spooning Spooning.
Speaker 2:And yeah, I'm sitting here like what the fuck? I'm like this is the weirdest shit ever. I'm getting fed tortilla chips.
Speaker 1:Was he putting them in your mouth?
Speaker 2:Yes, ask Joe. Ask Joe next time. Dude, joe was right there. Yeah, he was putting them in my mouth. That's funny. He wasn't just handing me um, he was like like we're on a fucking date, like you're on a date or something, dude.
Speaker 1:Maybe he thought you were feed me grapes. Maybe he thought you were that guy's wife and there was like a like a kind of a swinging thing going on.
Speaker 2:I hope not, man, he's gonna be disappointed. He's gonna be a little disappointed god, that's the biggest clit I've ever seen.
Speaker 1:No v-hole, just a b-hole damn no b-hole, just the b-hole speaking of like beeves. So we were talking about that, oh yeah, last week. So last week we were talking about that. Hundreds of beavers. So it's free on YouTube and, dude, I watched it. I think we both watched it. I loved it. Do yourself a fucking favor, check out Hundreds of Beavers.
Speaker 3:It's on YouTube for free. It's on.
Speaker 1:YouTube for free right now. It is one of the best fucking slapstick movies I've, and it's indie, it's indie. The effects are well done, you know, all the jokes pay off, and the thing is, though, like it starts slow and then, but this character development and the jokes, I thought it started off really good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I loved it like well, after the initial like song in the beginning, I don't even mind that. I thought it was great mixing real life with black and white cartoon. Yeah, I thought it was a fucking phenomenal and you kind of figure it out. It's like you look at all the the hats and stuff and they're all beaver hats yeah, so the beavers are like well, fuck these guys, we're gonna take this, and he.
Speaker 2:And then I didn't realize, till I watched it again, that they needed the fucking tube tubs to build the rocket or whatever yeah, yeah, they need that's what.
Speaker 1:That's why they took it in the first place, because they needed it for fuel dude for a rocket ship or some shit dude. I don't know why would beavers need a rocket so fun. So one of my favorite parts and this is kind of, I think, early on so and this made me laugh so hard because the I knew what was gonna happen, but I didn't think he was gonna go there. So, by the way, spoilers if you haven't watched it, I'm gonna talk about the movie now so talk about the movie, because it's well, even knowing the movie, it's still worth watching.
Speaker 1:So he so he's trying to get these rats. So he loses his house, he loses his business, he's in this wilderness, he doesn't know shit, so he's trying to get these rabbits. So he loses his house, he loses his business. He's in this wilderness, he doesn't know shit. So he's trying to capture these rabbits and eat them because he's hungry. So he's following these rabbits' footprints. So he follows these footprints. There's like two sets of footprints. And then he sees a wedding. And then he sees the footprints and they're fucking like there's a bunch of babies, a bunch of babies.
Speaker 1:So they're like one divorces, I assume the one leaves the one, rabbit leaves the mother by herself. The mother dies because there's a tombstone but there's only prints. So you see these, these two sets of little prints, and there's these two cute little buddies.
Speaker 2:I know, I thought he was just gonna be like he's like and he goes oh, next scene it cuts.
Speaker 1:He's cooking the fucking bunnies. Dude, the little baby rabbits. I lost it at that point because I was like, dude, is he gonna eat the bunnies? And he's got him on the spit roast. But I love how they have like the x's on the eyes all, every animal that dies has the x's on the eyes because okay, so what?
Speaker 2:okay, so just kind of set it up. Yeah, all the animals in this movie are people in costume yeah, it's practical, it's all practical see, you could tell they're constantly yeah, they're costumes, it's not like wow, that looks like a real bunny. Yeah, no, no, these look like something which makes it funnier it looks like the easter bunny yeah yeah, which makes it funnier but he
Speaker 1:puts, but he puts rabbit sound effects over like the, the people of the suits, so one of the other bits at the beginning that kind of made me laugh really hard. So he keeps, he keeps trying to trap these bunny those, these rabbits. So he builds this this is straight out of like elmer fun kind of shit. So he builds like this girl buddy. Then he builds two girl buddies with their tits hanging, the bras hanging, and the bras are hanging out, and so these two rabbits look, they go, they hold, they're holding hands like they're gay and he goes, oh, because there's no dialogue. He goes, oh, like, wow, okay, he's like oh. So then like the, I think the next scene where he builds, he builds this huge carrot out of snow and the rabbit's like, oh, look, he even fights off the other one there's like no, no, no, that's not, he's pointing at it.
Speaker 1:He goes up the hill and he looks up and goes, ha ha ha, pushes the carrot.
Speaker 1:And just the angle of the carrot, just goes and he's like he keeps falling through the holes. But you just think that's just a recurring gag, like, okay, like a lot of Cartoons they do like a recurring gag when, like, something completely always Happens a character. So that's how the bunnies travel, yeah, that's how the buddies try. So he uses that gag to set up more jokes later on in the film. And I'll give another example, quick is is that there's this bird. So he, he wants to eat the egg. He found these eggs of this. I love this. Of this bird. It's like I think it's egg. He found these eggs of this bird. I love this. I think it's a blue jay or some shit. Whatever, it's a bird, but it's a puppet bird, which makes it funny, yeah, when it's flying. So he climbs up the tree and he's like, ooh, because he's hungry and he goes. He does like a cat call at the eggs and the bird goes it's a woodpecker. It's a woodpecker Starts pecking at his head, he goes.
Speaker 2:He falls off into a bramble bush, he goes Falls down, so Falls into that bristle bush, bristle bush.
Speaker 1:So he keeps trying to find ways for the bird not to do it. So he always ends up going and the bird goes so and the bird goes. So he uses that. But it's a funny gag and the gag doesn't really lose its luster because he uses that to his advantage at various times throughout the movie. So it's so well written to the point where, like you know, in things like this it's like a family guy thing. If you do the gag over and over and over and over and over and over it, you can't. It's like a family guy thing, you, if you do the gag over and over and over and over and over and over, it kind of loses its appeal after a while. But this he uses that. It's a fresh, he keeps it fresh, he uses it to his advantage.
Speaker 2:So it's pretty much what it is is that this guy lost everything yeah, and the beavers took everything and so when he comes back, he his goal is to become the best trapper in the land he befriends a fellow trapper yeah, and then what he wants to do is he wants to marry that woman.
Speaker 2:He falls in love, so he's, but the other guy misses the spittoon no matter what he does, which paid off great. One of the best gags I for me in the whole fucking movie was the wind in the fire. I thought it was great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, he's like oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 2:He has to keep moving because the wind keeps changing direction.
Speaker 1:But then like the wind goes the other way and then the fire flies into his face. He's like ah.
Speaker 2:I love like John said it is. I love like John said it is and I was telling somebody today. I said it's like if you took Looney Tunes, mel Brooks and Monty Python and mixed them all together. Yes, 100%, and it's genius. It's so good and, honestly, I almost feel like I'm stealing watching it for free.
Speaker 1:That's what I was. I feel like I should be paying to watch this.
Speaker 2:Now I wish I could watch the other movie we talked about oh, the lake area or the lake michigan monster yeah, I really want to watch, yeah I kind of want to watch that next.
Speaker 1:That's kind of where I'm headed dude, it looks so good dude, the fight scene at one of the dude, so ever the last third of the movie he becomes like really good at like trapping and then so he's trying to fight these beavers I love when he throws the fucking bat in the wind and it fucking hits him in the head.
Speaker 2:Yeah, somehow, oh, dude, I was dying dude dude.
Speaker 1:He chucks the, he chucks the beaver into the fireplace and it explodes. But it's like so at the end. So he um, oh, they're, they're all trying to gang up on him and so he gets on the on the saw. They put him on a saw because they're gonna chop him in half, the beavers were. So he gets out of that because he learns how to tie knots and stuff. He gets out of it. So these cops, these beaver cops, show up and so they're chasing him around the table, chasing around the table, so they end up like gang, piling on him on the table. Man, when he saw us through that one, I laughed so hard at that.
Speaker 1:And so they're. They do the gag, you know where, like they're all piling up on him, like in ninja turtles 2, and he's just like oh, what the hell. Except he pops up where the lever is, where the bandsaw is, presses it because there's a, there's a beaver lying there, because they switch spots, the saw comes up into the beaver.
Speaker 2:It fluffed instead of blood, it's just fluff dude, I love yeah on everything and that's everything is like that. So when, when the girl is, I love it when the girl's cutting yeah, she cuts them open. She's pulling like yeah, like fucking hearts and gizzards and everything else out, but it's made of like plush yeah, it's all plush and he's got the little worms and shit. Sarah goes, don't eat one of those he did.
Speaker 1:And it goes.
Speaker 2:And it's. It was all white and shit.
Speaker 1:I was watching the behind the scenes thing. The fish were hilarious. Oh my God. There's so much to talk about. We may talk about this more next week, because we're about out of time.
Speaker 2:Ooh, yeah. So let's give Tony another band to check out.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, let me see here, I like there was only like two words utterly spoken.
Speaker 2:Called Her. Last Sight I like that and the song's called Hope. It says if you like I saw it on my Facebook stories, it's a top one so if you like, bullet for my valentine and shit you'll see these guys on facebook reels dude yeah that's why that's where I found them dude, this is so early 2000s.
Speaker 1:This is like all that remains they're pretty hard, dude.
Speaker 2:They're a lot. I think they're harder than bullet, and I think they're harder than uh, all the remains I love that shit, though than Bullet, and I think they're harder than All that Remains. I love that, though.
Speaker 3:That is All that Remains all day.
Speaker 1:I like how everything old is becoming new again. This is my favorite style.
Speaker 2:I love this shit, this early 2000s metalcore. So good Waking the demons, yeah.
Speaker 1:Plea lyrics. There it is. We're wicked by the eyes and look at the world. Look at the world, watch out. We're blind To our lives Down below. To get us Going back home. The hero of the Star. I like that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I took a screenshot of it. I was like dude, we gotta talk about this on the podcast fucking yeah, that's sick, you gotta do the guitar flip. I love it when they mix clean vocals dude To me. It gives a little break to it, it makes the screaming stand out even more.
Speaker 1:It stands out. Yeah, I agree, you got to do the crab, the fucking oh crab core, the crab core dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah With that bass, drop it down low. Ha ha you got solo.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, fucking harmonies man.
Speaker 2:That's shadows, false yeah.
Speaker 1:This is straight out of 2006,. Bro Best, I love it. Yeah, we'll get another guitar solo. Yeah, now we're really talking about it for now.
Speaker 2:By the way, I get to see Shadows Fall again. That's awesome.
Speaker 1:Fucking third time.
Speaker 2:Gwar again Fourth time Gwar, jesus Christ. It's like every concert Gwar's at, it's like Taylor Swift and Gwar Taylor Swift with Gwar Beyonce and Gwar Cowboy Curtis tour.
Speaker 1:Cowboy Curtis tour.
Speaker 2:Cowboy Curtis tour Brooks and Dunn and Gwar. Garth Brooks and Gwar. That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 3:Dude that little awesome.
Speaker 2:I like that when Joe does it with his guitar.
Speaker 1:Back into the clean vocals. Dude, how awesome would that be.
Speaker 2:If he did that, like right before break time, that would be sweet.
Speaker 1:Did you ever see like the, like the kind of parody Crapcore band? You ever see like the, uh, the like the kind of parody crab core band? You ever see those guys? No I gotta remember what they're called. I'm gonna put crab core and see if they come up, not attack attack because those these guys.
Speaker 2:Hall of the elders attack, attacks from ohio, I think I thought these guys are for?
Speaker 1:yeah, these guys are like the original, not original.
Speaker 2:I knew a dude that was in it. Oh, in, attack, attack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, no shit. Yeah, these guys are like a parody band. They're like a zapper Dude. It's actually pretty catchy. They're more attack attack than attack. Attack was Run in place.
Speaker 2:Dude, this is so good.
Speaker 1:Gotta lift him up. Oh yeah, T-bag the stage.
Speaker 2:Yes dude, this is so good though it's good it is good, the song is fucking great. It's arguably really good, though it's like bad lip. Good though it's good, it is good. The song is fucking great. It's arguably really good, though it's like bad lip reading. Dude. What's the song called, dude? What is it called? Stick Up, Stick Up by who? Hall of the Elders. Hall of the Elders, Stick Up. There you go, Tony. I know Tony always messages us, says, hey, dude, love that song. This one's actually catchy as fuck.
Speaker 1:If you would have told me this wasn't made in 2005, I would have never believed you. I'm like oh, this is from 2005, it is, it's not, it's from four years ago. Oh, it's not, it's from four years ago. Oh, no shit. Yeah, from four years ago.
Speaker 2:It's like making fun of that emo fucking metalcore shit.
Speaker 1:Oh oh. There is a guy who makes emo songs like on a parody, but they're actually kind of good emo songs. Oh man, what's that guy? I?
Speaker 2:remember.
Speaker 1:I'm so emo, I remember that shit dude, I think it's the same guy, is it? I think so. The dude that does emo will never. Emo's not dead. So this guy, your Broken Hero, is the name of his band, but it's a parody band of old school. Hold on, let me find a song real quick.
Speaker 2:Try to find, um, yes, one that I like here it is the same guy, same guy, yeah, so I got email, might delete later, kind of thing.
Speaker 1:But he does. He has a band called you're broken hero and I'm trying to find oh, tommy's Face. It's got Spencer Chamberlain of Under Oath and this sounds like an Under Oath song.
Speaker 3:You never liked the way I kiss. I always liked the way you taste. Got your red lipstick all over Tommy's.
Speaker 1:Naked.
Speaker 2:Tommy's face.
Speaker 3:Naked Tommy's face.
Speaker 1:He got the guy from Under Oak in this dude. That's crazy. It's kind of creepy and stalker-ish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't stick out like a sore thumb. No kidding, not in this day and age. It's how they're running around and shit.
Speaker 1:It's actually catchy as fuck it is dude, I like how these parody bands make actually good stuff.
Speaker 2:This is like fucking my Chemical Romance.
Speaker 1:It is. It is Becky. Wait, this is good, do you still think about us.
Speaker 3:Dude, we kissed once in high school and it's been the bottle but it was good right.
Speaker 2:That's awesome.
Speaker 1:I love this so much. This, this song was in my head for like weeks. I listen to it like all the time. Look at him. He's creeping up behind the counter. Do you see me when you look?
Speaker 3:at Tommy's face.
Speaker 2:When you look at Tommy's face, In the fucking part she sees him. When you look at Tommy's face.
Speaker 3:When you look at Tommy's face, you never like the way I kiss. I always like the way you taste.
Speaker 2:No, this ain't the same guy. By the way, he looks like him, oh, okay. The other guy is the one that goes hey, sky, I'm a banana.
Speaker 1:Oh, I remember that guy. I'm a banana.
Speaker 3:I'm a banana.
Speaker 2:Look at me boo, I'm a banana. Look at me, boo, he goes. I rallied, let me know when it hits. That's what AJ said.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, by the way, I want to show you something before we roll out. Dude, okay, so my sister came in clutches last week, okay, and dude, I laughed my fucking ass off, okay. So have you seen this yet? Yes, off, okay. So May I ask you what your bill is now? Have you seen this yet? Yes, I can see what I can do to lower that number. I want to make you happy, hey Kitty.
Speaker 1:Yes, I would be happy to crunch those numbers. Just a moment, I'm very sorry. What?
Speaker 2:I want to play a game, okay, well, I want to go home on time, so your computer has been infected with a pornographic virus.
Speaker 3:In exactly 25 seconds, Jeff, the hot IT guy who you told me you have a crush on, will arrive at your desk to be fixed. You must close all 517 pop-ups using the office's deadliest computer mouse. The clock is ticking. The game is making its choice Dude okay, so check this out.
Speaker 2:That's not even okay. So, dude, this one's probably my favorite. Oh, there's a series of these. Yes, Watch this. This is a saw guy like little things on. Oh, there's a series of these. Yes, Watch this. This is a Saw guy like little things on. Hold, please Hold the elevator please.
Speaker 1:I think that's funny because we did kind of a Saw parody we did. He's still bicycling down the hall, hold it, hahahahahaha he's still bicycling down the hall.
Speaker 2:Ahem, hold it, dude, I fucking love it, don't be rude.
Speaker 1:Watch out, this is on there.
Speaker 2:He's hitting all the buttons, dude that's funny, dude, there's a whole bunch of them. There's one where he gets it's a birthday party or something and there's cake and everybody's eating it, and he goes just to let you know.
Speaker 1:there's something in the cake or something like that.
Speaker 2:And there's one where they're like the boss is taking him into a room and it's one of the guys from Tomcats and he goes. They're like, hey, listen, we think you do a great job, but we need to cut it with the games. It's kind of bringing down productivity and everything and we need to like, if you want to do games, maybe do games with like Synergy and everything else. And he goes uh-huh uh-huh, and then he goes.
Speaker 2:all your ankles are chained together, the key is missing. There's no way to get the key. The only way that you're going to be able to separate yourself is by cutting your foot off with the tool I left underneath your chair, and he pulls it up it's a cheese grater and he goes. That's going to be tough, isn't it? That's going to be tough. He goes maybe you can use synergy, or you could synergize Right, karen can use synergy, or you can synergize right, karen. Nice dude, dude, it is. They are amazing. I died laughing at that oneness, because if you look under the office one where he did that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it says a hole with an arrow.
Speaker 1:It's awesome, bro, I'll have to check those out oh my god dude, but uh, yeah, we are definitely out of time. So, uh, I have no departing words, jay. Departing words.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'd like to say another huge thank you to President Donald Trump for giving us a call.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much, we appreciate it.
Speaker 2:AKA AJ Bassett. So we really appreciate it, buddy, we really say thank you, thank you to all our listeners, Thank you to Tony Buccione, dude particular, because he always kind of fills us in, lets us know what he likes what he doesn't like.
Speaker 1:Instant feedback, my guy. So we really appreciate it. If you have instant feedback, go get a hold of us on Facebook.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hell yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:So, with that being said, yeah, good show.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We'll see you next time. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Scherger. Peace out. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see you next time. I'm job rickner and I'm jason sugar. Peace out later, guys.