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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 158: Scandalous Escapades Unveiled // Techno-Metal Delights
Ever wondered what happens when a podcast kicks off with a bit of scandalous intrigue? Get ready for laughter and surprises as we open with a tantalizing teaser of a recent escapade that sets the stage for an evening filled with candid humor and nostalgia. We dive into John's dedication to fitness, his progress becoming a beacon of inspiration, and some laughs as we reminisce about the quirky comedic genius of "Leo and Satan." Join us on this trip down memory lane, and don't miss out on the sugar rush episode that had us all in stitches.
From bizarre B-rated films to the electrifying world of techno-metal fusion, this episode is a love letter to the unconventional and audacious. Join us as we rave about the retro charm of "Lake Michigan Monster" and celebrate unique bands like The Browning and Electric Callboy. Our enthusiasm for collecting music and sharing our latest finds is infectious, and we dive into how reaction channels capture the essence of metal’s energetic spirit. It's a passionate celebration of the offbeat intersections of film and music that promises to keep you entertained.
Our journey doesn't stop there. As we chat about our favorite metal bands and iconic pop culture moments, expect humorous nods to favorites like "Super Troopers" and "Mortal Kombat." We explore cultural topics like Japanese gender roles and the intriguing trend of "passport bros," before wrapping up with our hopes for a "Happy Gilmore 2" sequel. With humor, nostalgia, and a dash of the unexpected, this episode invites you to share in our love for music, movies, and lively discussions.
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Speaker 2:It's not my day, this is our day. And it's my day. This is our day. And it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on, you like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and jay. Let's rock. Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of it's Everyday with Jon and Jay. Yo, yo yo. We're recording this motherfucker on a Friday night.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But we got a lot of shit to talk about.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Including a little sexual escapade I had last night, alright, yes, which I already informed Jon, so it's not going to be a real shocker to him. But I'm going to tell you, but I'm going to wait till a little bit later to tell you guys that, okay, right on, all right, so I'm fucking tired as shit.
Speaker 3:I know, dude okay. So uh, dragon ass, john, I gotta give him credit.
Speaker 2:Um, he's been pushing himself really hard, like I have. I've been too. But to go for john to go from like just kind of chilling and relaxing to all of a sudden dude, he just got his ass in gear and he's ready to go dude. So you know, we got to give him, give him props to walk three and a half miles in two days to me.
Speaker 3:Pat me on the back when I lose another 50 pounds.
Speaker 2:Well do keep doing it, man, keep pushing. I'm not kidding, do you got to keep all pushing? Dude, you're going to drop so much weight so quickly. It's gonna be fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Make your head spin, bro. I'm dragging that dude, I'm so tired right now.
Speaker 2:Tired dragon, butt, not dragon's ass, dragon's ass. I already got too much cushion for the pushing already dude, it's so good like leo and Satan.
Speaker 3:dude, I wish that show. Do you want?
Speaker 2:any pancakes. No way, leo, no way, leo. Satan's already got too much cushion for the pushing already.
Speaker 3:Satan's already got too much cushion for the pushing Already. Dude, I fucking love that show. Dude, I used to love that fucking show. If they would have made a show I would have watched religiously nobody picked that up dude it's, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:I can't believe. Nobody picked that up if you don't know what we're talking. We're talking about leo and satan, which I know we talked about on here. Hi, it's partially exposed. Entrepreneur, how much for you, uh? How much for your sugar dear, what?
Speaker 5:do you?
Speaker 2:got I got some uh buttons, a couple marbles and some lint, some pubic hairs, deal, deal. He's like.
Speaker 3:Standing out by the fucking slide staring at this kid, he's like oh my god I like the one where, like, he kills leo and then leo just goes to hell and comes back and he's like oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's so good. Yeah, let's watch some of those.
Speaker 3:I kind of want to watch them? Dude, watch them all dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, there it is, that's the sugar. One Sugar trip dude. Oh my god, I love sugar trip.
Speaker 3:From 14 years ago, dude so fucking good dude.
Speaker 2:Like no joke, go on youtube and look up leo and satan and I'm not kidding, it is funny. It sucks for your feet, silly. You asked for it. I love it, chris. These dudes I love. Sugar Trip.
Speaker 6:So good. Jeez, satan. Breakfast sure is an important meal, huh? Why, yes, little boy, it's the most important meal of the day. What's your favorite cereal, satan? Oh, you know, leo. Whatever in the cupboard, there's nothing I love more than some sugar on my pancakes. Holy heck, the sugar bag is empty, but it was almost full yesterday. Did you eat it? Did you use all the sugar, satan? Leo, Satan has enough cushion for the portion already. Well, satan, I can't eat pancakes without some sugar. Leo, get your socks on Me and you are going to go to the grocery store.
Speaker 6:Now no, well, I'm just going to go put on these socks. That's socks for your feet, silly. I sure hope we find a grocery store soon.
Speaker 1:Look at this fucking way he's strancing dude.
Speaker 6:I has a feeling we're closer than we think.
Speaker 1:Hey kids, I got what you need.
Speaker 6:Oh wow, a whimsical stranger. Wait a second. My mom said never to talk to strangers and this one has an erection. Hmm, leo, maybe you was right. You need some of this. Is that sugar? I've never seen sugar wrapped up all nicely like that before. That must be the kind of sugar the Queen of Sweden puts in her afternoon tea. How much is your sugar exposed, entrepreneur? How much you got, yeah yeah, turbans and what appears to be some pubic hair?
Speaker 6:Even trade baby Deal. Let's go put some sugar on those pancakes. Oh, lordy, yes, Lucifer, Thank you, oldie-nuded hophead.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait. Oldie-nuded hophead Right here. Dude, I love this.
Speaker 6:Satan, would you be so kind as to put some sugar on those well-deserved pancakes? Leo, it would be my pleasure.
Speaker 4:I feel all funny.
Speaker 6:This sugar tastes kind of funny.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's something fishy going on here, Satan I feel amazing these flowers.
Speaker 6:They're so soft that's a good kitty my head. What the?
Speaker 5:fuck happened.
Speaker 3:What the fuck happened? Oh man dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, show me the one you like.
Speaker 3:Oh, man, was it Trash.
Speaker 2:Hazard, no Trash. Hazard, I think, think, is the one with the uh, oh, I like the algebra one 26, what the fuck is this shit.
Speaker 3:Let's go work on that man's homework. There was, I forget there was one where, like he gets killed or something and then, like he just kind of slides through satan's fucking hands, it gets all chopped up oh, I remember seeing that, but it's been a long time. I can't remember which episode it was.
Speaker 2:Leo, it's satan yeah, boy, yeah boy.
Speaker 3:I can't remember I got to come.
Speaker 2:And while you're on YouTube, I got a couple movies to check out.
Speaker 3:What's that?
Speaker 2:Okay. So, dude, I want to see these movies. They look awesome. Look up 100 Beavers trailer. 100 Beavers beavers trailer 100 beavers, 100 beavers trailer. Dude, this movie looks so fucking good. Dude, I want to watch it. It's like a cartoon in real life. That's what it's supposed to be, like this yeah, that's it, Dude. I want to watch this movie. It looks so good.
Speaker 6:What in the hell is this?
Speaker 3:What the hell is this? What the hell I want to see this. It's almost kind of reminds me of what's that one Kung Fu movie, kung Fury or whatever.
Speaker 4:It's amazing.
Speaker 2:All right, the next one to look up, and the same dude made this, it's called Lake Michigan Monster. This one looks phenomenal Like the special effects are so like 1950s, 60s, 40s, 30s, practical, but it's so fucking good I want to see this one too.
Speaker 5:And then the monster attacked your father and took him away, took him away and killed him.
Speaker 6:The authorities say sea monsters aren't real.
Speaker 3:Steve Hillberg took all the drugs.
Speaker 6:Here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we know it's like Michigan. It's the name of the movie.
Speaker 1:And this is my band of rowdy cutthroats.
Speaker 5:Dick Nedge and Sean Shaughnessy. Damn it, sean Shaughnessy.
Speaker 6:Wow, this thing's actually pretty big.
Speaker 2:Monsters aren't small Nedge.
Speaker 3:Probably like the blob.
Speaker 5:Yeah, huge monster has you in its grasp, and then it just lets you go terrifying, nevertheless next stop lighthouse island.
Speaker 6:Do we have a bug? It's pronounced pontoon. I'm not sure that's right, hey what are we painting here?
Speaker 1:it's a freaking landscape. Oh yeah, I can see it I love that part.
Speaker 2:I left my ass off. What are we playing here? It's a landscape. Oh yeah, I could see it. I love the slapstick stuff, dude. It's so good.
Speaker 5:We're a dead man walking Seafield. Oh, why don't you go shoot a tiffany player?
Speaker 2:dude, this is incredible yeah, um, a dude came into uh to level up. Uh, he works down at four ball here. Austin dude's been a long time level up customer and he came in he goes dude, I want these movies, dude. And I was like dude, these are awesome, these are so good.
Speaker 3:He's into those B rated fucking movies. I love shit like that, Dude it looks amazing, don't it?
Speaker 2:It's fucking awesome. I do have a couple songs to check out too.
Speaker 3:Ooh songs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right. Well, we're just getting right into it, so fuck it, let's do it. Yeah, okay, one is called Blue by the Browning.
Speaker 3:Oh, I love the Browning.
Speaker 2:You do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a cover of Blue right. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I just watched that the other day.
Speaker 2:So, fucking good, I'm going to play it anyway, yeah.
Speaker 3:Dude the Browning is awesome. I like how the music video the.
Speaker 2:Brownies just got a lot of great songs.
Speaker 3:I like how the music video for this Is kind of reminiscent of the Actual music video, has that kind of same vibe.
Speaker 2:I showed Sarah. She's like this is amazing. I'm like really, you like it. She's like yeah, it's fucking.
Speaker 5:I'm like, really you like it. She's like, yeah, it's fucking cool. Your wife Sarah, yeah, really.
Speaker 2:The Browning. I'm digging these guys a lot.
Speaker 3:Steak face engaged.
Speaker 2:I'm not usually into covers a whole lot. This is amazing. It sounds like I'm going to call boy. Shit dude. Oh, speaking of that, I got a band to have you check out Awesome because I got another one, so we can go with yours next after this I'll go and then we'll roll. It's so good. I love the background, dude, that techno shit in there.
Speaker 3:Actually I got a couple bands.
Speaker 2:Awesome dude. I like that we turned it into music hey whatever it's our show, by the way, dude. I'll talk about that later, don't worry about it, oh God. I'm telling you what. If you like techno mixed with metal, abandon All Ships is a great fucking band. Remember, I got into them. They were almost. Devil Wears Prada-esque.
Speaker 3:It was definitely like that old school metal band. It was like Take One Last Breath. Yeah, it was definitely like that old school metalcore.
Speaker 5:It was like Take One Last Breath yeah.
Speaker 3:I love this song in general. I do too, Like Blue was one of my favorite 90s songs.
Speaker 2:I like that whole album. Apple 65's album was great, I mean they're known for that song, but yeah, see, I like this, and then I like what. Was it the Hell of a Night? It the hell of a night, the hell of a night, or whatever.
Speaker 3:John Slamdance yeah, I am. There's a reactor, a reaction channel I watch and he re-reacts to metal videos and stuff and when it breakdown comes, he goes. Oh, he stands up and he punches his microphone and starts slam dancing in his room. I laugh my ass off. He breaks all his microphones all the time. Who are the big boys that walk around?
Speaker 1:Who are my garbage and have no time. It's so good.
Speaker 2:Who are the villains that live inside me. It's so good. What I like about this is dude. No matter whether you understand them or not, you know the words Right. I love that. Build up dude, that's legit man.
Speaker 4:Welcome to Jay and John's.
Speaker 3:Metal Show.
Speaker 2:I can react to talk about metal music all day long.
Speaker 4:I fucking love it.
Speaker 2:Dude the Browning. I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1:They're really good.
Speaker 3:I'm going to start collecting their shit they're good, I've got the next one I'm going to bring up.
Speaker 2:Well, after yours is one of my brother's favorite bands and I love the beginning of it. It's just a fucking hardcore song. So pretext.
Speaker 3:this band is a little like Electric Callboy. It actually one of the singers was in one of their songs, nico, but this is one of their newer songs that came out like a few months ago. Yeah, let's jam it. They're called the Samurai Pizza Cats. Samurai Pizza Cats.
Speaker 2:Samurai Pizza Cats. That's the best fucking name ever. It's probably the only one not taken.
Speaker 4:Not until now.
Speaker 2:You know it's going to be good when it builds up like this. This right now is a calm before the storm dude.
Speaker 5:Yeah, holy shit, holy shit Is he supposed to be the Joker.
Speaker 4:That looks like the Joker there's.
Speaker 3:Batman. Yeah, the song's called Super Zero.
Speaker 2:It's like Save the day metal almost A little bit.
Speaker 4:In the chorus.
Speaker 2:I love that screaming behind it. You hear it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, god, I love that shit skills I wish I could scream like that so tough yeah, what did?
Speaker 2:you say their name is dude Zebrai Pizza Cat. That's fucking wild, bro, Holy shit. I love this part. The old dude. I like the fact he's screaming it.
Speaker 5:He's heating up the coffee Dude that's awesome dreaming the whole thing.
Speaker 2:It was all in his mind Fucking awesome dude. That's great dude. I love the tech, I love that it's more, and you can see it a lot in Europe techno mixed with it.
Speaker 4:I love techno mixed with it.
Speaker 3:Oh my Dude. Okay what you got.
Speaker 2:Next song Well, you probably heard this band Upon a Burning Body. Oh yeah, it's called Extermination. Have you heard this one, dude? This fucking song is nasty.
Speaker 3:Ooh, a little djent.
Speaker 1:Djent, djent.
Speaker 3:Djent.
Speaker 5:Save your pity for the weak. Save your pity for the weak.
Speaker 3:Oh God, that is nasty. That is just fucking sewer.
Speaker 2:Nasty that turned fucking Turned John into a Sour Patch Kid.
Speaker 4:I could suck on a lemon drop man, your face went all the way, all the way to the middle, bro.
Speaker 2:This goes out to Steve, my brother. I used this in my video last week For my reels. Oh really, as soon as it came up to my picture with my Ohio State shit on, it said save y'all. Pity for the week. Nice, dude, I'll show John the video once we're done with this.
Speaker 3:There's a little Pantera to it, I do.
Speaker 2:God damn, that's nasty bro.
Speaker 5:All that fucking half step.
Speaker 3:I love when a band does that. I dig that fucking Pantera-like chorus dude.
Speaker 2:That like that, yeah that.
Speaker 3:That little Phil Osamu thing there. Oh yeah, tune it down, baby, there's some breakdown.
Speaker 4:shit, probably it down, baby, there's some breakdown shit probably, oh god.
Speaker 3:Oh god, my body is ready. It's not burning yet, but it will. Okay, we're gonna turn it up a bit, that's pretty good, okay, oh okay, solo Alright, solo All right, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2:That is the nastiest fucking riff ever.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you like it. Dude, badass, dude, this is going right.
Speaker 2:It just starts off badass and then it goes into the Save your pity for the week. Alright, dude, here I'll show you that video, bro. Yeah, let me see that.
Speaker 3:Save your pity for the week.
Speaker 5:Save your pity for the week.
Speaker 2:It looked a lot better when I put it on like, oh okay, fucking on TikTok. But dude, I timed it to put it on like oh okay, fucking on tiktok. But, dude, I had it to where like I I timed it to, where it was like down, down, down, now save your pity for. And as soon as it said that it was like boom, right there, I was dude, it's awesome I got one more band to show you.
Speaker 3:Yes, please. Okay, they're not hard or anything, but they're kind of like. They're like there's a bunch of young kids from england but they're they kind of had they. I mean it's not like our speed, but I appreciate them going back to like the 90s it's the beatles, it's not the beatles. So so the music video and what are they called? They're called south arcade and so like they do like kind of old school fucking, not like late 90s songs, like that's kind of their they do. They do like they do covers of their they do. They do like they do covers of, not covers.
Speaker 3:No, they do their own, it's their own style, but it's almost like if um what is it? Tub thumping no, it's not tub thumping, I just like the music video a lot. It's like paramore. You got the old apple commercial like you got the old Apple commercial. Yeah, the old Apple commercial, that Paramore.
Speaker 2:I'm a sucker for female lead singers, me too 100%. So you want women's rights, we give them to you. Lead singer.
Speaker 3:This isn't my favorite song of theirs. They got a pretty good like new metal like song too.
Speaker 2:It's like sing me a song and then get done and make me a sandwich, thank you.
Speaker 3:Give me a sandwich. Thank you, give me a sandwich Corn. That was like garbage kind of looking like this yeah, yeah, so they take their. They have the corn.
Speaker 2:The one was Limp Bizkit, I think.
Speaker 3:Limp Bizkit Paramore.
Speaker 2:Right, there is like Limp Bizkit, kinda shit.
Speaker 3:Real quick I'll show you like my favorite song of theirs. It's got like a kinda cool, cool little nu metal kind of vibe to it. Dude, this is this video straight out of 1999 man With the fucking tv's and shit you know'd be awesome.
Speaker 2:You know one thing that would take them up to a new level add a fucking male vocalist screaming behind her. That would be cool like screaming the same thing she's doing now. It's like english baby metal kind of british baby metal.
Speaker 3:So yeah, it's it's I. I just dig their vibe, that's, that's it, it's it you like the cut of their gym. I like the cut of their gym. I mean it's just I don't know, it's not bad, it's not bad I mean, I mean, I like, I like how to make things harder.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, sometimes I need a palate cleanse, like I love hard music, but sometimes I like it's not bad.
Speaker 3:I mean I like how to make things harder. Yeah, I mean sometimes I need a palate cleanse. Like I love hard music, but sometimes I like aesthetics and vibes. I kind of dig off that. Like they have a video and I won't show it, but I'll show one little. So they took the video and they purposely edited it to make it look like an old Green Day, like green day video even. Like I'll show you the. They even outputted it the same way, so it's in 480p.
Speaker 3:It's not an hd, it's in 480p oh yeah, four by three ratio and it's in 480p, like it's from like 2005 or 6, yeah, so it's got that kind of like vibe aesthetic, yeah, aesthetic then I appreciate that, see me I'm uh, I don't know, like I get.
Speaker 2:That's why I like metalcore a lot, because like you get that kind of, you get the singing in there with the metal, you know, with the screen yeah, I love that I love the breaks in it, dude, you know. That's why I love as I Lay Dying and I love All that Remains and I love Trivium.
Speaker 3:All that Remains has a new album coming out.
Speaker 2:No shit.
Speaker 3:They just came out with some new music and I didn't get a chance to listen to it.
Speaker 4:Well, we're going to take a break first, and then we're going to come back to that.
Speaker 1:So we'll be right back after these messages.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Hello everybody, that's a tame T-I-M and I want to tell you another story. I was like you're killing me. There was one day it was wintertime. One day it was winter time over here in a great, great state. Hey mom, what state are we? In Ohio, ohio, yeah, ohio.
Speaker 2:And uh, we were out there Playing in the snow. No school that day, no rides on the short bus my mom calls it the short bus, it's short. So anyway, we was outside playing Out in the snow and we were out there digging around. So, anyway, we was outside playing out in the snow and we're out there digging around, digging around, and Candy was out there. Cindy, cindy was out there, candy died. So Cindy was out there.
Speaker 2:And we're playing, we're digging in the holes, making snowmen, and we didn't have any eyes. Well, luckily Cindy dropped us a couple eyes out there, oh man. So after we had those, we put them out there. So after we had those, we put them out there, put them up, and I called him Dirty the Snowman, cindy's dirty. And then we played and then we knocked it over. And what was really funny about it? It was so funny. We knocked it over my friend Jerry, who's over with me. He got up and one of Sidney's doody eyes was stuck to his forehead and he goes that's not funny, tim and I was laughing so hard. And he goes that's not funny, tim and I was laughing so annoyed. And he took a snowball and he threw it at me. I was like, hey, you listen, you don't fucking throw no stupid fucking snowball at me.
Speaker 1:You know what I am. I'm going to punch you in the fucking face.
Speaker 2:I was so fucking mad I'm getting pushed to thinking about it. And what was really bad is I had my mouth open and it was all yellow. He threw a Cindy pitch ball at me. I was so fucking mad I didn't talk to him for like at least 10 seconds and I fucking was like what's in here, joey? You don't fucking, you don't throw piss balls at me, you don't fucking throw piss balls at me. I was like don't do that. And he goes, don't worry about it, joey. I was like listen my news about the tussle friend, I'll fucking beat your fucking bitch ass down real quick. Ain't nothing you can do about it, joey, you fucking toot. And then we started playing with some of my matchbox cars we had outside. So I had some of them Tonka trucks and me and Joey were playing with Tonka trucks, throwing them up with snow, and then we'd dump them on the porch. And then my mom come out and she goes why are you fucking doing it?
Speaker 6:You don't fucking do that.
Speaker 2:I'm like what's it, bitch, what? I said nothing. I didn't say nothing. Mom, I love you. So we ended up cleaning up the snow off the porch because she got done sweeping.
Speaker 6:She was really pissed off, and then she's like tell me, get in here and eat a chicken noodle soup and I was like no, I will keep playing did you tell me?
Speaker 2:no, you better tell me now I was like fine, I'll come in, I'll eat some chicken noodle soup, we're going back. I'll saw him play. Well, you know, we went'll eat some chicken noodle soup, we'll go back outside and play. Well you know what? We went inside and ate our chicken noodle soup me and Joey did. She didn't let us back out. I was like you, stupid bitch, you dumb bitch, so fucking mad, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 4:Joey was like why is she being so mean to us?
Speaker 2:I'm like I don't know, joey, she's just playing a big cunt. A big cunt, I don't know, but you know what? That was my story, everybody. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed not getting P-Phone in my mouth again. I don't like that. Listen, take it from Tim T-I-M Pee sucks. I don't understand why people like to have that stuff put on their face. I've never seen it, but I've heard about it. I'm going to go watch SpongeBob Scared Pants. You guys have a great, fantastic, whatever day it is, in, whatever place you are or don't. Bye.
Speaker 1:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the best freaking podcast. It's Everyday with Jon and Jay. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Now check it out hey, welcome back everybody, hello there. It's the one and only. It's every day with john and jay. That's right, always duplicated, never something I don't know Something like that Never fornicated, never fornicated.
Speaker 5:Or something like that, or something like that or something like that.
Speaker 3:What were we going to do?
Speaker 2:I forgot oh yeah, we're doing All that.
Speaker 3:Remains oh yeah, All that Remains is new stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's All that Remains.
Speaker 3:That's All that Remains today. I hope not pussified, but they have become a more hardcore. Have you listened to it yet? I haven't listened to any of this yet, really, because it looks like oh no, that's like three months ago. Five months ago, they got a new album coming out. What the fuck's the new shit? Uh, I just saw they just had a brand new song. Yeah, bastards.
Speaker 2:I love all that remains, though, dude I'm not alone.
Speaker 5:I love it.
Speaker 2:One of my favorites is also Demon Hunter. I fucking love Demon Hunter. Dude, is this it Kind of slow? It is. What is this like Game of Thrones? I'm dreaming of a white. Christmas yes, I love the guitars. They always have great guitars. Shadows Falls is another one. Oh yeah, holy shit, yes, dude.
Speaker 5:I get to see these guys this year, I think.
Speaker 2:Alright, that's legit. I'm on board here.
Speaker 3:Gotta get that big chorus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, big chorus, yeah, big chorus. That's all that remains.
Speaker 3:That's signature all that remains right there. Oh, I love that Dude that riff drives.
Speaker 5:I love prove Damn you, damn it. Damn it for tolerating you.
Speaker 3:No, but if it means you have a written heart full my heart will tell the bitter and forever cold yeah, that's a good chorus, big chorus. Fucking love it. Yeah, all that remains with their big chorus.
Speaker 2:Be Dominican. There it is, Yep, All the remains will be there. I get to see them this year. Oh nice bro. Sonic Temple motherfuckers that's another band I like, Memphis Mayfire is fucking amazing.
Speaker 3:I like them too.
Speaker 2:Yeah you got them solo Whitech're sweet too. Yeah, you got Solo Whitechapel dude. Ooh, whitechapel rules. They're going to be there After the burial.
Speaker 3:Those guys are awesome.
Speaker 2:John's back to slam dancing. If there were midgets in front of him he'd be knocking the fuck out.
Speaker 3:I think I heard something. I think I pulled my hammy.
Speaker 2:You gotta stretch before you do that too, I gotta stretch before I do that too.
Speaker 5:Burn in hell. I love that dude.
Speaker 4:Dargle the balls.
Speaker 3:Yes, this is fucking good Did one of their guitaristsist died.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:That started off real slow and I like that I like when they build up on that stuff. Yeah, that was, that was fucking solid dude that was pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was cool. That was all the remains. Man, like I don't know, like guitar hero 2 made him famous for me. All right, yeah, and I am this calling. Of course that wasn't, it was six back then, but yeah the call dude the fall of ideals album was just fucking amazing amazing.
Speaker 3:I was listening to this the other day.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, because I was driving way too fast.
Speaker 3:I knew you were going to say that. I thought the same thing Be-da-boom-ba-be-dee-ba-dee-be-dee-boo.
Speaker 2:I knew we were fucking super troopers. Dude, I like that though.
Speaker 3:I saw this on a reel. I saw this on a reel. I heard this on a reel and I'm like what Sounds like the fucking new Mortal Kombat soundtrack. Dude. I just heard this dude doing this throat fucking song and then it was like I'm like who is that? I was like dang dude.
Speaker 2:Ba-dum-beam, ba-dum-beam, ba-dum-ba-. I don't even know what the fuck that song's called.
Speaker 3:I think I know.
Speaker 2:Oh, you find it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know. I downloaded this right after the movie came out. I had it on my playlist for years. I downloaded this right after the movie came out and I had it on my playlist for years.
Speaker 2:I've never gotten into this song, but I love this song.
Speaker 3:It's back in the day, so you can tell where it sounds.
Speaker 2:the same, though, yeah.
Speaker 1:Very similar. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow wow.
Speaker 2:And if you guys ever watch Super Troopers, this is foreigners, Europeans. Yeah, I was driving away until five that.
Speaker 3:Porsche, stole it. Come on, man, I need this. Listen, rabbit. Any other day I take you to show you how to swing, but we got to take this, you got to arrest us, you got to arrest us.
Speaker 2:Get over there and do your job, you're a cop. See there's a problem. Maybe a spanking is in order.
Speaker 3:A spanking is a cuffy fucky sucky is in order.
Speaker 2:He's like tickling him with a feather in his crotch.
Speaker 3:He's like stop that.
Speaker 2:Go sit on Uncle Rabbit's lap. I don't think that's a good idea, don't sit on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Dude, I don't know. Man Supertroopers is just amazing.
Speaker 3:Oh, I love these chicks, dude. Hannah B. Yeah, let's check them out. Oh no, wait a second, Let me find some.
Speaker 2:Oh, if you're Hannah B, my lover, Tell me what I want, what I really really want. Some be my lover.
Speaker 4:Tell me what.
Speaker 3:I want what I really really want Some three Asian chicks this is one of their newest songs. It's an all-female metal band from Japan. They play their own instruments. By the way, it's not like a baby metal thing where they dance.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking on it, I am so for it.
Speaker 6:This tickles my affinity for Asian girls.
Speaker 1:Oh, I still so love you, don't I oh you make me want to suck your pussy.
Speaker 2:Dude, these chicks are fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:I love Hanabi dude, oh oh.
Speaker 4:You make me want to. I'm coming, I'm coming.
Speaker 2:I'm like a gung-ho when I do that.
Speaker 4:She's like me.
Speaker 2:This fucking legit. I Love that this is fucking legit.
Speaker 4:I love that. Can I be? Yeah, I'm fucking all about this.
Speaker 3:This is like the next evolution of like, like Pokemon. Yeah, that too, dude.
Speaker 2:I know you can't see this right now because you're listening to us on the radio. Yeah, I am hard as fuck, right now he is.
Speaker 3:That's no lie, this no, hanson.
Speaker 4:What a cheer, what a cheer, oh yay.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, Look at the bronze. My fucking defenses.
Speaker 3:I'm going to creme.
Speaker 1:I'm going to creme. Thank you, what was the one they were on? I'm going to creme.
Speaker 3:I'm going to creme, Say hi. My son Say hi.
Speaker 2:Hi, hi, no back to the creme.
Speaker 3:This is one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad Japanese people don't listen to this. They fucking hate us. It's got that technical feel to it already. A little bit. Yeah, oh, it's American chick.
Speaker 3:Kinda.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I like the first song a little bit better.
Speaker 5:This is pretty good though.
Speaker 2:Ooh that dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun was badass, I like the breakdown a lot. I like how they each sing Like the first song the blonde girl was fucking screaming, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:This has definitely got Electric cowboy in it, dude yeah, yeah, I just I, I like how, like I said, this is like it went from just dancing and singing.
Speaker 2:Now they're all playing their own instrument it's crazy because they look really young, but they're probably 77 years old. They're're probably dudes. They're probably dudes, yeah right.
Speaker 5:They're like the DDR dudes Dance Revolution, shit, that's nice.
Speaker 2:This strikes all boxes. It's about female Asian metal. It just strikes all boxes.
Speaker 3:It does check all the boxes. This is the best finale ever.
Speaker 2:dude, I love these guys so far.
Speaker 3:That's awesome.
Speaker 2:I'm going to remember that I'm adding their shit to my stuff. I'm buying their albums, their albums, yeah all their songs are fucking good, dude they, only they haven't been around that long either make me feel like the peppy in the panther room oh, you bring a great big happiness to my pee-pee room.
Speaker 1:I feel growth with inside me. Oh, you know my family. Be shame grace.
Speaker 2:Oh shame grace.
Speaker 3:Oh, here he comes. Who are you?
Speaker 2:I fucking like Japanese Fucking, just destroyed it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, oh little girls, you make good metal. Make me happy in pants. Battle Parker Miyagi.
Speaker 5:Miyagi-Ryu, now you come to fight.
Speaker 2:I love doing that. Japanese, I love the female.
Speaker 1:I love the female.
Speaker 3:Oh, you ever see those maid cafes in Japan? Where they're dudes, they're not dudes?
Speaker 2:No, I see ones where they're dudes and they dress like women and then they're waitresses.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure they're. I don't think they're dudes, but Well, it's not very sweatpants season, so you can't see. No, but it's kind of a sweatpants season so you can't see. No, but it's kind of creepy Like they hold on dude, I'll show you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, please show me.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, I just want to go because for science, come on, helmet, head Come on helmet head Made Kevin Bungaroo.
Speaker 1:Make a sticky from a dicky. Make a sticky from a diggy. Make a sticky from my diggy.
Speaker 2:God dude. I would not be able to go there. I would bone dude. I'd be so hard. Oh man, I'd be coming.
Speaker 3:I'm so glad I thought of this.
Speaker 2:I'd be oh man, I'd be loading my rice bowl. I'd be so fucking of this. I'd be oh man, I'd be loading my rice bowl, I'd be so fucking mad I'd be, so fucking mad I'd fight a decent one here. I'd stick my ween Right in her sushi cakes. Oh, I'd be so good Sushi cakes, dude.
Speaker 6:She'd be like oh, that's so cute. Japan is something, man, that's so cute, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 2:Master.
Speaker 6:There is a dojiko trap at your feet, so please be careful.
Speaker 2:I don't speak Japanese. What are you saying to me? A Toki Toki Godzilla?
Speaker 6:or something you say Piku.
Speaker 3:Yes, so when you enter, they say Welcome back to Master and they all go. Oh, welcome to Yudai. They say Welcome back to Master and they all go. Oh, welcome Yudai. They say Welcome. They all do it, all of them, all the little maids. They all say Welcome back.
Speaker 4:So, they go through the whole menu with you.
Speaker 6:So, they have like.
Speaker 2:I'm like, give me the yellow stuff, give me that.
Speaker 4:She'll be like that's his plate, so you get like lattes.
Speaker 3:They'll draw like little fucking buddies and shit You're drinking stuff.
Speaker 2:I wish you was drawing a penis. That would be hilarious. A little suggestive, I think.
Speaker 3:Like they ask you what you want to draw. You should be like butt.
Speaker 1:Open vagina.
Speaker 2:Apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so like they have magic drinks, so they have these shaka shaka shake drinks, so it's magic. So they shakeaka shaka shake drinks, so it's magic, so they shake it. Then you got to repeat what they say. So it shakes it up with magic. They do all this whole. It's actually really cool, it's all interactive.
Speaker 2:It's all interactive. You can bring one of these to fucking like the US. I bet you fucking nerds would go nuts over this.
Speaker 4:Oh no doubt Yay.
Speaker 6:Then oh, no doubt Yay.
Speaker 3:Then you repeat it Shaka shaka. Yeah, they repeat it.
Speaker 6:You repeat it.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Kyun kyun, come, come.
Speaker 2:So you get like a photo with them and stuff Jesus Christ who the fuck else man? Then you get to take a nap. Them and stuff Jesus Christ. Who the fuck else man? Then?
Speaker 4:you get to take a nap on one of their titties.
Speaker 3:They do performances. Oh, it's like Texas Roadhouse. It's like Texas Roadhouse. They do like performances like every hour on the hour, kind of thing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, just like Texas Roadhouse, where they come out and they do their line dance. Just like that, hope they get their line dance. It's like that Hope they get paid a lot.
Speaker 4:They seem like they like their job, though.
Speaker 2:Slow down, slow down, issa, oh, okay, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:So yeah, dude, Ain't that song right there Doki Doki.
Speaker 4:Morning. Doki, doki Morning.
Speaker 3:Fucking baby metal dude. I love it. I fucking love baby metal.
Speaker 2:No they're not baby metal, they're like teen metal. Now.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're fucking. Yeah, they're like in their 20s and shit. Now, man, I'm still banging dude, I don't give a fuck and you know what?
Speaker 2:My dick is perfect because it's Asian size. Yeah, they'd enjoy it. They would.
Speaker 5:They'd be like holy cow, holy cow, your penis, I'm in a laundry.
Speaker 1:If it's holy moly, I don't know if I could take a four-incher. Oh, jason, a peanut, A big like eggplant. That is a monster. Sushi roll it's like California roll. That is one big, great egg roll you have around. That's a big egg roll you have, oh grow like puffer fish Egg roll.
Speaker 5:It grow, like puffer fish it grow like puffer fish.
Speaker 3:Don't eat poisonous. Don't eat poison. Very poise, poisonous, poise.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's so bad dude. I bet that's why the Germans love this shit. They watch our show.
Speaker 3:They do, they probably do. Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:It's fucking crazy dude, oh man.
Speaker 3:Japan is crazy Dude they're awesome.
Speaker 2:I watch a lot of. What's her name? Oh dude, you ever heard of Miyako? I think so. She's a really fucking hot Asian chick that kind of teaches you stuff, but she does streams too. I don't watch her streams, okay, but she'll teach you like how to speak japanese and and like why she's like the japanese, how the japanese say I love you and she goes I love you? No, she goes. I don't know.
Speaker 2:They don't show love they don't and then she said she was teaching the difference between like when you're watching anime and guys will go.
Speaker 3:That's why they love foreign men so much. Because foreign men, especially American men, they show more outward affection toward women. Japanese men don't. So that's why a lot of Japanese men.
Speaker 3:We're like gold over there yeah dude, what do they call them Passport bros? You ever heard that term? No, yeah, yeah, dude, oh, they call. What do they call them Passport bros? You ever heard that term? No, yeah, it's called. It's a news, like it's kind of a growing trend. It's called passport bros. It's just due to could it get American chicks? They go overseas and they try to marry or they try to get with fucking Japanese chicks and girls like that, and so I don't know if it works, but that's kind of the I don't know dude, there's a huge uptick I had a shit ton of money and I didn't and I wasn't married.
Speaker 2:I think about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for real I'm like, come on, actually the one, the one, uh, we had a um, because japan sometimes we have like they'll send uh some people over to work for like a year at our facility and we we had I don't know if you met her or not Carrie's friend, yeah.
Speaker 2:Carrie's friend. She came over once. I didn't talk to her, so she ended up. Somebody is calling you, my good man calling me.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's my brother, Justin.
Speaker 2:Oh, I probably want to play with you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he does actually answer the phone no, you wouldn't like that.
Speaker 2:I don't think why we're cool with the gays cool with the gays that'd be awesome. But uh, real quick, timmy, timmy, timmy, ricky, ricky, ricky, ricky, tiki tabby, no sirimbo or something, yeah, so anyway.
Speaker 3:So she ended up, um, so we had, we had a guy, he was like our, he was in sales and he knew he knows japanese like really well and he went to japan and studied and stuff. So he ended up, um, they're like engaged. They started dating, they're engaged. Now that's fucking wild man. I'm like, well, good for them, good for them, I'm happy. Should have been me. No wait, I'm already married. Oh yeah, hi hi oh yeah, so yeah like how's my google play?
Speaker 2:fucking dude? No way dude. My account's crazy. You know what japanese women know so like.
Speaker 3:So the men provide and the women. It's kind of true. It's like trad traditional gender roles in japan. So the thing about that is that, like if, if you're the man and you get like hung up on, like, if you get like if you have a disease or you uh, you're dying or something wrong with you, yeah, those bitches will leave your ass. It's understandable, understandable. You're dead weight. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:Roll out dog Roll out 99 Red Love Balloons Appetite, just kind of scrolling down, uh, youtube oh yeah, well, well, well, what do we have here?
Speaker 2:so we ended up, uh, hiring my brother's oldest oh yeah, how's that working out it's working out great dude, she's killing it.
Speaker 3:That's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's doing great dude. She's only three days in dude and she already knows almost everything already. She's still got to fine tune everything. Sure Dude, first night dude. I was trying to teach her how to close and she's like yeah, I already know that. Yeah, I already know that she knew it all. I'm like cool.
Speaker 3:Fuck, yeah, already know that she like knew it all.
Speaker 2:I'm like cool, fuck, yeah, I don't have to teach you shit. So there's always a, sometimes there's a risk running when you hire family, but sometimes it works out, she's doing great man.
Speaker 3:Um, yeah, sometimes maybe you know she doesn't want to disappoint you, so maybe that you know it's. There's always that, if, if someone who truly cares, so I mean that's good it is she does.
Speaker 2:She's doing a great job, Um so I'm very happy with that.
Speaker 3:And, uh, I took a picture of you, dude.
Speaker 2:I don't want my, I don't want my picture taken. Don't take my picture. I'm going to throw up this nice meal, this nice meal, this nice meal. Don't take my picture. So we were talking um do have we heard? Is there any news on happy gilmore too?
Speaker 3:I. I just saw they. There's a bunch of pros that are gonna be in the movie. I just saw that.
Speaker 2:I like news about that it sucks, they don't have a trailer yet. What's it supposed to come out? I don't know, but I know that, dude, you know, that's the reason why they got shooter mcgavin and a fucking new espn 2k I, I saw rpg.
Speaker 3:I just saw real that that there's gonna be a bunch of cameos by a bunch of actual, real professionals oh yeah, and the first one they had, lee trevino yeah, it's, it's like laffity daniel laffett edwin gilmore happy. I'm gonna tell you that movie's probably gonna suck balls. Just I, just I have very low expectations. This is a movie that I don't think really needed I think they're gonna make, uh, another billy madison too.
Speaker 2:It'd be called william madison because he's grown up billum, billum, madison.
Speaker 1:Billum, billum Madison.
Speaker 3:And I'm going to hand the company over to Carl. That was pretty good.
Speaker 2:I love it when you do that.
Speaker 3:That was pretty good, the Californians. What are you doing here, the californians? He was supposed to pinch me when he was running out of air. He was supposed to pinch me when he was running out of air, it was just a stunt the revolting blob.
Speaker 2:Have you read about this stupid? I wonder how a guy could get his teaching degree if he's uh, no, no, no, dude, you played it really well, no, I like how his face is.
Speaker 3:No, those kids are my life I'm the smartest man alive. I'm the smartest man alive c? O? R, you know, it's just are you going to the mall? Here. That's why I'm asking. No, I'm not, it's just, are you?
Speaker 2:going to the mall later? That's what I'm asking. No, I'm not going to the mall, I keep smelling.
Speaker 3:There's going to be generations of kids who have never experienced the awesomeness Of those movies.
Speaker 2:First of all, I'm going to say this If you are a parent and your kids. You should be a doctor, and your kids are not and you haven't shown your kids that movie you're not parodying, right from 10 to at least 10 to like 18.
Speaker 3:You should have your kids take it away I'm sorry you failed fail yeah, you, you should definitely have a child protection, you're over here showing them fucking like goddamn cobbler and shit.
Speaker 2:Show them the good fucking adam sandler stuff. You're showing them blended but you're not showing them wedding singer.
Speaker 3:You're a fucking failure yeah, it's uh, that should be required viewing for all families put a bullet in my head, tommy boy, black sheep, those, those are required billy madison and happy gilmore. You can play them back to back.
Speaker 5:I said joe dirt I would yeah sure I'll throw joe dirt in there, it's good.
Speaker 3:It's just like you know, night wayne's, maybe wayne's world I would 100 way wait.
Speaker 2:Wayne's world one and two, um anything, pretty much almost any snl like a lump right making movies from yeah.
Speaker 3:So I mean, all that should be required. Uh, if michael jackson wrote edder sandman oh dude, I have to check it out. I have to see this real quick. If Michael Jackson wrote Edder Sandman oh dude, I have to check it out.
Speaker 2:I have to see this real quick. I fucking hate it. I can't get into this at all. I like that part, though the harmonizing is really good. I fucking hate that dude.
Speaker 3:This guy does really good with System of a Doubt and Rammstein. This guy does like what if Blake wrote something from Rammstein? Or what if Rammstein wrote Twinkle, twinkle Little Star? This is what this guy is really known for. That's ambitious for him doing Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm good on that one dude.
Speaker 3:Everything can't be a winner, unfortunately, speaking of uh well, not really winning, but we must uh depart do you must bid you do we must dearly, dearly, dearly, depart any, any departing words for our listeners out in radio land yes, we'd like to say thank you to everybody who does listen, just like every week.
Speaker 2:We still haven't done any new shit, we've been so busy, but you know, thank you for listening. Thank you to Tony Buccione dude for giving us feedback on our shit. Dude, like every week he's like hey guys, listen to your podcast, love it, it sucks.
Speaker 3:You guys fucking are lame.
Speaker 2:He's like you fat gelatinous blobs, you fat gelatinous pieces of shit, he's like listen, listen, get a new hobby. I have more skill in my beard than you do in your fucking sack. You worthless piles of dog shit.
Speaker 3:I would ritual castration, I would laugh my ass off.
Speaker 2:If Tony said that shit to me, though, it's just not him, dude, he's just too nice I'm pretty sure he can whoop some ass because, dude, he was in the military, I ain't worried about it, but he just that. Beard alone, dude, tony's beard alone. It demands respect, doesn't it Buccione? It does your last name seconds it, dude. You're just all about it, dude, it's just like you see, tony beard's like okay, don't fuck with that dude man, he's pretty cool. Then he's like what's your name? I'm tony buccione.
Speaker 3:It sounds like a porn name from italy dude, it does every time I hear his name. I just hear. See what I think it is.
Speaker 2:It's up next. We got fucking Tracy Lords getting fucked by Tony Puccione. Tracy.
Speaker 1:Lords dude.
Speaker 2:Dude I couldn't think of, Was it Jenna Jameson? I should have said that one, tracy Lords was the only one I could think of All I think of is Juke Joint or her fucking song. Juke Joint.
Speaker 3:Jezebel.
Speaker 6:The revelation.
Speaker 2:That song is awesome.
Speaker 3:That's like the Quiz Central.
Speaker 2:She didn't sing Juke Joint. No, no, no. What am I thinking? What did?
Speaker 3:she do.
Speaker 2:She did that. I want it to fucking end with Reptile.
Speaker 3:Reptile yeah. Yeah, that's it who did Juke Joint Jezebel. Typo Negative no.
Speaker 2:I remember having it dude I don't think it was Typo Negative Juke Joint Jezebel, it's a ministry, isn't it?
Speaker 3:Oh, kfmdm, that's it KFMDM.
Speaker 2:That's a great song though that is a good song. Well, anyway, we appreciate everyone's listenership out there and if you want another jam to listen to cisco thong song going ahead go ahead and do that right now, yeah so we'll, uh, we'll, see everybody next week, and uh, and with that we shall bid you adieu. I'm john brickner dumps like a truck. Yo dumps like a truck my name is jay shirgs see you later.
Speaker 3:Well, there you guys.