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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 157: Techno Tunes and AI Creations Collide in a Musical Adventure!
Craving a techno beat to spice up your podcast intros? We've got you covered! Our escapades with AI in creating a techno-metal fusion intro are as unpredictable as securing that must-have item from GameStop. Discover our love for Electric Cowboy's latest earworm and our amusing speculations about their Eurovision potential. The fun doesn't stop with music; we also reveal our astonishing delight in finding a Boosie-featured country tune. Get ready for a wild ride through unexpected music, movie chatter about classics like "Waterboy," and the delightful chaos of crafting the perfect podcast intro.
AI-generated music is here, and we're diving headfirst into its whimsical possibilities! Imagine a West Coast gangster rap about Legos or a metalcore anthem dedicated to Kraft macaroni and cheese—both brought to life with a dash of AI creativity. As we navigate the ethical concerns and quirky surprises of AI in music, laughter and nostalgia abound. Whether you're intrigued by AI's ability to mimic iconic artists or simply enjoy the bizarre joy of crafting lyrics on unusual topics, this episode promises a hilarious exploration of music, technology, and the unexpected twists that keep us entertained.
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Speaker 2:Hey, it's Every Day with Jon and.
Speaker 3:Ajay. Greetings and salutations fellow peoples.
Speaker 2:Howdy ho, we are here At Bruce Pine. Welcome to another edition. We hope you're doing very well. We are pretty much at our three-year anniversary now.
Speaker 1:Is this 156?
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is 157. 157.
Speaker 1:Ooh, we hit our three year last week so yeah oh, the champion, ohio state championship yeah, that's nice, yeah, so thank you for everybody sandy. See, I know you do that, sandy, which? Uh, speaking of sandy, my mom goes back to fucking texas tomorrow I'm kind of depressed about it.
Speaker 2:Well, that's good that you uh I'm glad I got to see her, but it's like.
Speaker 1:It's like I get visitation with my mom, yeah, you know, but I got to see my grandma a lot too, which was really cool, so, but we'll talk about that later. What happened?
Speaker 2:oh uh, speaking of like college football so I saw that uh, like, uh with michigan and that whole sign stealing thing. There was developments with that. So michigan's going it's pretty much saying uh, uh, well, yeah, we, we did it, but like not on the scale that what the ncaa says we did it. And then they're like well, yeah, uh, you guys can't we want to know. So supposedly that around the michigan uh beat writers that they're say that it was like Ryan Day's brother's PI investigation firm that exposed Michigan's science stealing scandal and they stole all these hard drives and they did all this shit. So basically saying that was Ryan Day, that no, it was someone within the university, within the, within the football program, anonymously. Oh how states no, michigan's that ratted out michigan oh, no shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just try to bring us down, no matter what? Yeah, it's funny it's like suck a fucking dick.
Speaker 2:It's like this offseason is gonna be great. You know, ohio state's the defending champion and now we get to see michigan in turmoil. This is gonna be the greatest offseason, even though our defensive coordinator left. Like the day the day of the championship celebration, he ups and leaves and goes to penn state in a lateral move. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me. So jim knowles, yeah, but isn't he making a lot more money? Supposedly not that much more.
Speaker 2:From what I read, from what I gathered, there was like there was tension between a little tension between ryan day and jim knowles after the oregon game, and him and larry johnson didn't get along. Who coaches the d line? And so there could have been something there. There could be a lot more than money. But don't go into like, oh, that felt good, that sounded gnarly, holy shit felt good. But uh, you know it, it is what it is. You know, georgia lost their defensive coordinator in 2021 and they ended up going back to back, so they'll find somebody yeah, ohio state will line it up, dude they always do, they'll find someone dude.
Speaker 1:How that video I should share today about sawyer dude. I was so I was like dude, that'd be awesome dude. I saw that back for next year. Everybody cheered and then he's like no, I'm just. I saw that.
Speaker 2:I'm like he, he doesn't have a fifth year. I'm like that's hilarious. That's like I'm like everybody, just ate it, though. I know it's funny, I would have too, though I would have, but I'm just like he goes. Yeah, come back for my fifth season. I'm like wait what?
Speaker 1:I'm like he doesn't have a fifth season. I can't wait to get my jersey. Dude, I got my sawyer jersey order oh, that's yeah, that should be sick.
Speaker 2:And then I saw you got your hat.
Speaker 1:That's pretty bad, yeah I'm wearing my hat right now and then, after today, it's going to be retired next to the other. 2014 undisputed yeah hat that I that we got it uh I got the 2002 one and the 2014.
Speaker 2:I gotta got to get that one too. So I got to redo like my decorations upstairs now.
Speaker 1:I don't have the 2002 one, I should order it.
Speaker 2:You can probably find it on eBay, but I got oh dude, new Era has the hat.
Speaker 1:Do you see that? Yet, holy fuck, I want this hat so bad, but I just don't have the balls to order it yet. I got to get through stuff. Okay, this hat so bad, but I just don't have the balls to order it yet. I gotta get through stuff, okay. So let me see here New era, the era I'm gonna put that. I think it is the. Is it the golfer hat? No, not that one. Let me see here, I'll find it. Dude. Oh my god, dude, I want this hat. I know Dick Sporting has got a dude. Oh my god, dude, it's I want this hat.
Speaker 2:I know dick sporting has got a ton of shit, but it's too pricey. It is, it's pricey. It's like 40 for a hat, 45 for a t-shirt, it's like but you know what people will buy it because they know people will. So that's the whole. It's a. It's how it is, man. It's the name of the game dude.
Speaker 1:I've seen it all over my fucking facebook and now I'm looking for it I can't find it.
Speaker 2:That's how it goes oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:New era, one bitch it's all like walmart.
Speaker 2:Kroger were selling t-shirts too, which I thought was funny. I'm not surprised. I mean kroger, they had like a whole rack of it.
Speaker 1:I'm like, look at this see new era pops up in my like. As soon as I fire up my facebook, it pops up newer dude, I'm just gonna go to their fucking thing. I was like new. Where does new air sell it as soon?
Speaker 2:as I fire up my Facebook, it pops up Newer. I'm just going to go to their fucking thing.
Speaker 1:Does Newer sell it directly? Yeah, it's them. Is it this one? What's this one? Nba NHL.
Speaker 2:The final Fanatics. Although I'm not a big fan of Fanatics' quality Fanatics is what I got this one from. Yeah, mean, I think. I think nike sells yeah, that's nike, so I think that's a little different. Anything made by fanatics I'm not big, really keen on it. It's really low quality shit. Like I bought a um fanatic sold like a cleva guardians central division shirt I bought like a couple years ago and it's completely fucked and I even like because I like all my graphic shirts I don't put in the dryer and I wash them inside out and stuff like that that shit deteriorated like within a few months. It's horrible, dude. I'm like good lord, it's just don't fucking work us now the shirts that we got for our podcast still kicking, they still look good. You know their colors are a little faded, but you know where I got them from. The quality was, I thought was pretty solid. So but just, fanatics is a multi-billion dollar company and they can't find a printer there it is dude.
Speaker 2:That's the one I want oh dude, I love the old school fucking logo on the side yeah, the yeah, that's sick yeah, I fucking love that. I like that dude I have an affinity for, like old school, ohio state logos yeah, that's fucking like, yeah, that's like in the 90s man, I have a huge affinity for 90s Ohio State, 80s or 90s Ohio State logos. I got a hat that has that logo on it, I think.
Speaker 1:My favorite's the Woody Hayes oh just the block, regular blocko.
Speaker 2:Like that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:With the shadow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I watched a thing on Woody Hayes I don't want that fucking rope thing, dude. The rope thing, yeah, the rope thing. Yeah, like where they put the rope across the hat like for like, like dude, I used to get those like bear brothers used to have those for like little league, for like, for like, uh, e-league and d-league they were like four.
Speaker 1:I have no clue. What is a rope on a hat? I don't. I don't know what its function. I'm gonna look. I need to find this out. We're gonna learn this. We're all gonna learn this we're gonna together.
Speaker 2:I remember getting those kind of rope hats when we had in Little League and I'm just like, ah man, they were not comfortable hats either.
Speaker 1:A rope on a cap hat, often called a rope hat, is primarily a decorative feature. Oh, so it's just for decoration With its roots in the hats worn by sailors and fishermen also there's. There's no rhyme or reason for it visual element, while also signifying their maritime lifestyle. Oh so, pretty much no point absolutely no point to it that's so dumb. Oh, I've been watching, um, I've been back to watching drawn together, oh okay I know, I know we watched a few clips last week yes, oh yeah, we, yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:And I've been watching harvey bird man. I'm still watching that a little bit turning a loss, so fucking fun. Yeah, but I bought the second season, I've drawn together, okay, and I'm back to playing mario golf. Sarah dude, I'm telling you what dude like sarah loves mario golf dude your wife, your wife's, yeah, okay so, dude, she'll get on there and she can play pretty.
Speaker 1:She's pretty fucking good at it. Like she figures it out, she, she was talking to her, uh, hannah, her friend from california, last night and uh, I heard they know how to party. They do Really.
Speaker 2:That was like the most white guy fucking interjection ever, we sure know how to party.
Speaker 3:You sure know how to party.
Speaker 1:But she was talking and she's talking on the phone and at first she was doing really good and I'm like tell her to leave. You go, man, I'm tired of you fucking like almost damn near winning, and then all of a sudden she just went downhill and it was bad, Like she was just fucking two or three.
Speaker 2:Does that frustrate you watching? Does that bug you Like watching your certificate? Other play video games and failing at it.
Speaker 1:No, that doesn't bother you no, because she doesn't do it slowly, she fails quick.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she gets it over pretty fast. Okay, but she was telling Hannah she goes, yeah, she goes, I'm pretty good at it. I love this game.
Speaker 2:She goes, but I can never beat Jason Watching my wife play games, games, it's, it's, it's daunting because, like she wants to just explore every little fucking crevice which I I mean that's cool because it's like a hundred percent of game though I know, and sometimes there's, there are things to find, but to me just just advance watching her play far cry, oh I know, I was like go, just keep going there's like dudes shooting at her and she's picking shit up off the ground like forget about that.
Speaker 2:Kill them, she's like. Well, I want to see what this is like what's in this, what's in this fucking?
Speaker 1:loading bullets into you. Yeah, yeah, so it's like there's a snake biting her ankles and she's getting shot at and she's like, oh, look at this. Oh, what's in here?
Speaker 2:oh, that's a pretty box oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1:check out this tree, isn't that cool? Look at this, this room, isn't this room?
Speaker 2:Yes, we're in it. Speaking of video games. What do you think of the Switch 2, or, as I dub it, the Super Switch? I'm excited they have like a little mouse feature on it or something.
Speaker 1:They're thinking it might.
Speaker 2:There's no official confirmation. Do they have like a mario paint or something? A new mario paint, maybe I don't know, but yeah, I saw it. I'm like, okay, so it's really, it's just an upgraded switch.
Speaker 1:Really, I just look at it like, oh, there's more things for kids to break.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean, like you know, the one thing, I I have a feeling it's gonna break when, instead of like the joy-con sliding up and down on the on the screen it just it's locks it, snaps in dude, that's. That seems like a fail, a fail point that little piece, that's yeah that little piece that's in there.
Speaker 2:That feels like a fail point, but then again, I don't know, I'm not an engineer, so that I made out of diamond, tuxton, steel, titanium, but it's not like. It's not like there's anything really new about it per se, except it's just maybe the, the uh processing power is a little better, or who knows, I don't know. But I call it the super switch because really it's. All it is to me is just an upgrade, you know how, how big of a fucking fail, or like missed opportunity.
Speaker 1:Um was the first switch, because you had the switch and the switch light. You could have called it the light switch, the light switch nice yeah that is a lost marketing opportunity they could have done that. Yeah, you wanna. Yeah, have you played the light switch yet?
Speaker 2:have you played the light switch? Yeah, it just rolls off the tongue. It does it works out really well I like that. That's pretty good oh my gosh, I saw there was like maybe a 24 person, mario kart evidently. I don't know how true that is oh man, I'm excited about mario kart 9.
Speaker 2:So I don't know if they're supposed to have like there's, there's like 26 slots on the screen and there people are like losing their minds over that. So I don't know. I I mean I'm carrie wrote. My wife really wants it, so I'm like, okay, whatever yeah, I've called.
Speaker 1:I called fremont already because there's no way, damn it, rooney, rooney, rooney. So, um, but yeah, no, I um, I don't know, I want to. I definitely want one. I called. I called our fremont, the fremont game stop, because there ain't no way our store is getting it.
Speaker 2:You don't think you can get one or you get them.
Speaker 1:Fuck, no, Our distributor, fucking. They're like we're the biggest distributor in North America but we never have anything for you guys. Oh, but Fucking lie man.
Speaker 2:But I bet they're the biggest distributor in your fucking like in your backyard and that's that's it but I bet you best buy in walmart will have them probably not day one, not day one, yeah I'll be gone so I want to get on their fucking uh.
Speaker 1:But you know what? Nintendo direct doesn't come out till fucking april. Yeah, so you're gonna have like a month, month and a half before fucking this thing's supposed to. But you know what? Nintendo Direct doesn't come out until fucking April. Yeah, so you're going to have like a month, month and a half Before fucking this thing's supposed to release, at least from what I'm hearing. But I don't know. I've been watching Waterboy like a motherfucker lately.
Speaker 2:Waterboy yeah, has that been on TV or something?
Speaker 1:No, I bought it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you just oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I bought that, and oh you just. Oh, okay, yeah, well, I bought that, and I can't remember what the fuck that was.
Speaker 2:Hey water boy, you're fired. Yes, Mr Coach Boyu.
Speaker 1:I just saw the football.
Speaker 2:Which icebox, oh icebox. The annexation of Puerto Rico, the annexation of Greenland or Canada? Also, I saw that Eskimo, or Electric Cowboy, had a new song. Yeah, let's check that out. I thought it was pretty fucking sweet. These guys can't miss, these guys never miss can't miss these guys never miss.
Speaker 6:I love the time you heard about a man, the left controller, the lavaking.
Speaker 2:I told you hop in and let the journey begin. I have no idea who that guy is.
Speaker 1:Dude, I fucking love the techno mix with metal. Did I fucking love the techno mix with metal? You know what? I'd like to see these guys team up with Little Big.
Speaker 6:That would be epic. I really want to be like him. I want to be with him. Forget about that. Hats up in the sky and we keep getting high. Imagine down in this level that you cannot deny we're growing high, we're shining bright.
Speaker 2:I cannot wait to get in. I've been obsessed with the socks as it came out. We want to go up and down. We're moving on around. We're going up and down, we're moving on around. We're going up and down, we're moving on around.
Speaker 4:I want to show you my world, when the beat goes up and down. Let me open the door. Elevator operator. Up up, Down down. Elevator operator.
Speaker 1:Up down. It's got a Rammstein feel to it.
Speaker 2:It does feel a little Rammstein-ish, rammstein-ish, mmm.
Speaker 1:I like to see these guys live. Oh, I know, dude Elevator music In my world when the beat goes up and down. Let me open the door.
Speaker 2:Scalavator operator. Scalavator operator. Scalavator operator. Okay so, dude, I can't believe these guys are like they should be in Eurovision. Man, y'all awesome with that B, they'd win.
Speaker 1:All right, dude, y'all awesome with that B They'd win. All right, dude, dicks and Dollas. Oh, okay, yes, Now this one is not one that I would enjoy, and the song is called Good Lookin'.
Speaker 2:Dicks and Dollas. I like that Good Lookin'.
Speaker 1:Yep, let's listen to this, and it's on Touch T tunes, which is awesome. This is what I played at Belmar the other day.
Speaker 5:There's something about the way you look in my eyes Like a starry night. You light up my skies, you lean in closer and my heart starts to pound. I heard you sigh. You know I love that sound. He's bouncing off my booty cheeks. I love the way he rides. I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside. Fuck, kissing on my pussy. What.
Speaker 4:I played this at Belmar the other day I wasn't even there.
Speaker 1:I wasn't even there and it was next On their shit.
Speaker 5:Oh, after this we could have some fun here in a minute. I can't get enough. I'm stuck in your love. That's fine with me. Nowhere else I wanna be. He's bouncing off my booty. I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside. I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my pussy, calling daddy, while I holler man, that boy's so damn good looking. It's actually not a bad done song.
Speaker 2:It sounds like a safe radio country song. It sounds like a safe radio country song. The fact that he got Boosie in a fucking country song is hilarious.
Speaker 5:This went from zero on my list to being probably one of my favorite country songs.
Speaker 1:You're not Boossy dude. I love that word.
Speaker 2:Extra points for putting that in this song. I'm going to say, dude, I like Dixon Dallas. I'm not going to lie, this is hilariously awesome.
Speaker 1:I just love the word bussy, I'm not going to lie. My bussy thrives for Jesus, dude. This is a shirt I saw in like Teen Hearts, dude.
Speaker 2:So, dude, I wanna go to that Pseudo fucking site.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:We can make whatever we want man.
Speaker 1:Dude, you know what you should do. Let's create A new intro For our stuff.
Speaker 2:Just for shits and gigs okay, I mean we could do this right now. Yeah, uh, okay, uh, what what kind of genre do you do you want to have this in, because it could do whatever I fucking tell it to.
Speaker 1:Let's do techno, techno or house techno, whatever you want. What are you doing? Doing this description? Yeah, yeah, I kind of give it a prompt to fucking fill it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I kind of fill in the lyrics what's it say what is, what is this?
Speaker 1:it'll say it'll oh, what's your thing?
Speaker 2:oh, this is a house techno song about a podcast called it's every day with johnny j podcast is a comedy podcast with songs and skits. I can put whatever I want, it's just going to fill in the blanks.
Speaker 1:Let's see what it makes. I'm excited to hear this.
Speaker 2:This is the first thing now like, like we could, we could fine tune it oh my god, look at it, it's every day with john and jay okay is this free? No, I actually paid. I paid, uh, ten dollars for it, so I could get a bunch of credits.
Speaker 1:What is that Vermont?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I got like 1,800 credits, but that's like All right, let's see what this does.
Speaker 6:What the fuck.
Speaker 1:What, what the hell. I like that a lot.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? I did not expect that. By the way, this is AI, ai, holy shit dude, so do you have to use credits? Yeah, To create yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 2:Oh no, no, I got plenty of them. It's no big deal bro.
Speaker 1:How much credits does it cost to create a song? A couple per song, it's not bad.
Speaker 2:It gives me two per prompt. It's like 500 songs per month. The lyrics are kind of like whatever, but dude, that beat is fucking hot. Then again, a lot of techno songs don't have a lot of lyrics.
Speaker 1:It's going to come back in with a fucking. It's going to build up. Here it is.
Speaker 6:It's going to build up. That's ridiculous, oh goddamn.
Speaker 2:That's the first one.
Speaker 1:That's wild.
Speaker 6:We're going to have a 45-minute intro.
Speaker 4:That was awesome. Check the second one out. Dude, what's?
Speaker 2:the second one.
Speaker 6:Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's like the fucking remix. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:I don't like this one as much.
Speaker 1:I was waiting to see if it goes into it. Yeah, we'll see what the beat drops. Here it is, it's picking it up. That hits pretty hard that hits good. The first one's a lot better, though this is like a little big. The last one was like Electric Cowboy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this was a little big.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't like this, I just ripped Major's ass dude, this felt so fucking good dude, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1:That's so cool, though, man, I would just fuck around on it for hours. Yeah, I don't, I don't know I don't ever leave.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got, I get 500 songs, 500, uh we should make a really nasty dude, we could do whatever we want dude, we'll take a break first, and then we'll come back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll just gonna keep fucking with this, yeah, I think we'll come back and we'll make a nasty, really gross, perverse two life crew blushing song.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it'll do it. Okay, we'll be right back.
Speaker 3:Let's ask hello everybody, Hello everybody.
Speaker 1:It's been a long time since we talked about my little sexual exploits. This particular story is true, Kind of Not really. One day I was walking down the road here and I looked in a window of this establishment and I saw a lot of silver haired foxes in there, if you know what I mean. It looked like they were coloring. All of them had the same marker in their hand. What a waste.
Speaker 1:So I walked in there, sat down in their open chair next to a couple of gray-haired fillies, and I was like looked over to the one to my left and I'm like, hey, what's up, baby, how would you like to feel 25 again? She's like what, what. So I was like well, better not waste any more time on her. Bitch needs to turn her hearing aid up. Let's go to this fucking sexy little fucking temptress to my ride. Hey, baby, hey, how would you like six inches to make you bleed?
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 1:She looked right at me and in the most sexiest fucking voice she said Today's my son's birthday and in the most sexiest fucking voice she said Today's my son's birthday. So if you know me, you know I'm very persistent. So I pretended like I was going to stretch and Try to grab on some Tite for a second. But when I went to grab at her chest On both sides I didn't get a handful of anything. I'm like Where'd they go?
Speaker 3:And she yelled out bingo, Bingo.
Speaker 1:I was like, yeah, bingo, bingo all day. And all I gotta say is I got number B, horny Right, baby. So, uh, I got number B, horny Right, baby. So, uh, I decided to take my hand down south and Touch on her Her poos, poos, poos, poos. Unfortunately, she had a garter belt on Made from pampers, oh man. And there was something extra in there. It wasn't just a bunch of fluff. So I figured I'd go down there and diddle around for a little bit and see what's happening down in the Grey Goose Sanctuary, see what's happening down in the Great Goose Sanctuary. And while I'm down there playing with their fucking SOS pad, I dip my finger in her fucking raspberry love snatch, oh my god. And she looked at me and she goes.
Speaker 3:What are you doing?
Speaker 1:And I was like keep them teeth in for now, baby, you can take them out a little bit later. A little tasty desserts. And then, all of a sudden, I hit the sweet spot and she was like oh, oh, oh and I could tell I was rocking her fucking world right there.
Speaker 1:She was soaking that diaper so quick. It was fucking crazy. So I decided to be a kink motherfucker. I took my fingers out there and I put them in my mouth. A little tasty trip down memory lane for this bitch. And she looked over at me and she's like Harold, will you do it again? And I was like you got it, baby.
Speaker 1:So, I decided, this time I'm gonna give her the full monty. I went down underneath that bingo table, pulled her little jerseys down, little crackling of that diaper, pulled it apart, gave her a little lickety lick.
Speaker 6:So gross.
Speaker 1:As I felt her arthritic hand grab a handful of my fucking curly hairs and just slam my face into her fucking gray raspberry coos. Oh man, you can tell she's been seasoning this biscuit for a while. It's been a while for this bitty. But if there's one lesson I could teach everybody, it's that sometimes you need to turn dust into mud. That's all I gotta say. So as I'm down there licking her, fucking her little fucking cranberry slushie, just licking away, taking a fucking time stamp table like in a time machine, just fucking licking that fucking lickety lips all over the place, I was like, oh my god, I could taste the great depression oh my god oh, man, you said how many grandkids and kids did you have there?
Speaker 1:I had that bitch moaning like a fucking titanic sound horn at the end of its journey.
Speaker 6:Oh, thank you welcome back to the best freaking podcast. It's's Everyday with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 1:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker, Now check it out, hello.
Speaker 3:Are you?
Speaker 4:there.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that old lady voice.
Speaker 1:Yes man so we're back, can't wait to be. I can't, I couldn't wait till after that it's every day with john and jay. They say it's every dude, so let's make a nasty nasty I wonder.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it will do it, because I don't know. We'll see. We'll see what it does.
Speaker 1:How about? Oh my God, dude, what do you think about doing an R&B song?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But just type all the nasty sex words into it, like talk about pussy and pussy and sex. I think it's R and then and sign.
Speaker 2:R and sign B song about pussy and pussy and dick and dicks. About dicks and cum.
Speaker 1:Every nasty fucking word you get to come orgies, dicks and cum yeah, every nasty fucking word you get to come up with Fucking. Orgies.
Speaker 2:Orgies.
Speaker 1:Cleveland steamers.
Speaker 2:Dude, just nasty Cleveland steamers. All right, we'll see what it does just with that.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's go.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I don't know, we'll see. If it does this, I'm going to get banned. I don't think you can get banned. Oh, it says the song's description flagged for moderation, so it won't let you do all that.
Speaker 3:It won't let you do a nasty song yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 2:You're paying for it, I know right.
Speaker 3:Damn, damn.
Speaker 2:Let's do just one. Let's just do like like one, uh, like one subject. See what it does. I guess I won't do that either, because I did one about herpes and what about?
Speaker 1:gay r&b song about queers or something I don't know. Oh my God, it's working on it. It didn't get flagged yet. Nope, it's going to do it.
Speaker 2:It says my ex-husband.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, my ex-husband was gay. Now I'm single and here Take a ring, roll a J Time to hike up the skirt. My friends felt sorry for me, said at least you know now, but, baby, I'm trying to see. It was kind of cute how he never took out the trash. He liked to go to the gym and spend all my cash at the blonde bar. He kept the place clean for me, never had a phone They'd add it up eventually. Guess he had style and he had the hunch, his business trips with his best friend.
Speaker 2:I don't know, can you see the lyrics?
Speaker 4:Yeah, Okay, the Alan jokes. I never heard that. Tommy watch called in city. My ex-husband was gay. Now I'm single in here. Take the week, roll the jade.
Speaker 3:Time to hike up the skirt.
Speaker 1:Dee-dee-da-lee-da-lee dude. You know what I'm wondering? I wonder if you could choose a song sang by a real artist, like a fucking real artist, like you're gonna be, like alice cooper singing about gay oh, I wonder if it'll do that for or maybe it won't do it for copyrights.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it will do that oh man, what about tom petty?
Speaker 1:he ain't alive anymore. Bob dylan gay about poop. Oh, there you go, man poop nope, nope, they asked.
Speaker 2:Saw description. Contained artist name alice cooper. Yeah, so they, they got. They got some restrictions on it but you can't sell that way.
Speaker 1:You can't sell is like real, you don't. You know, I can kind of get it, so that way you can't sell as like real songs.
Speaker 2:You know I'm kind of okay with that. I like that, you know, because I don't think it's fair to you know, take artists and put their like their user likeness and use their voices to create, and then try to make money off of it. I don't think that's right, I agree, dude, but I actually like it it makes really good. What about a?
Speaker 1:gay hip hop song, oh my God. Or gangsta rap, oh man Dude, you know this is going to be so good.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, West Coast gangsta rap gay song A West Coast gangsta or dude?
Speaker 1:or make it about fucking like, make it about something fun, about, about, legos, legos, good call.
Speaker 3:Legos, dude, yeah, dude, this is going to be the most epic shit ever bro.
Speaker 2:I hope it doesn't, oh please.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's working on it. I'm just going to say this you all need to thank John for this shit. Dude, I come up with these ideas, but he's the billfold and he paid for this shit.
Speaker 2:This is so fucking good. It's called bricks on bricks. Dude, are you kidding me? Look at the AI. One of the AI generates an image for it.
Speaker 1:I cannot wait. Oh my God dude, oh my God.
Speaker 7:They're ready. Got these supermodels lining up. Everything paid for Rubber bin accessories, with a snowstorm Sliding on the third rail. It's like all of these boxes here to make a cast Different life. I like this one. My mind clicked tight like Lego bricks. My vice in years Don't you want it? She different years Came from the sticks and now it's big cheers Flash up, the sticks bang in the face and it's unique. That's how I make it. These niggas close. They say niggas, so wait.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, so wait. We can't make funny songs about pussy, but they can say niggas in this. Yeah, what the fuck is that shit?
Speaker 1:Because they're black AI. How do they know that that sounded white as fuck, though?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What's the other one sound? Like oh, I like that. It's gonna be the same lyrics it's gonna be the same lyrics.
Speaker 7:I like that beat so far.
Speaker 1:Oh, so they charge you a couple coins and then they give you two choices. Yeah, they give me two songs. That's pretty cool. I like this one.
Speaker 7:My mind clicked tight like Lego bricks. My vice in years Thought you wanted to see different years Came from the sticks and that was big jerks Flash up the sticks, bang in the face and it's unique just how I make it. These niggas, clones, all I can say.
Speaker 1:These niggas, ayo, all I can say, I'm putting the bass in the room with this boom, boom.
Speaker 7:I say the truth, all of these rape. Born this way, I never feared fear. I fucking hate it. I'm from a. I'm I like this. Wow, you'll never see, never thought. I said that, brother. Don't find it's a metaphor.
Speaker 1:This is actually legit, this is good, this is so good Dude, I know I hate to waste more coins.
Speaker 2:Dude, I got plenty of them, bro. What about poop in your pants?
Speaker 1:A West bro, what about pooping?
Speaker 2:your pants A West Coast gangster rap about pooping your pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah About pooping your pants. Dude, if they flagged this, I'm going to be so pissed. Well, I did herpes. I've done herpes and hemorrhoids, so let's kind of give it a little bit more info on 90s West Coast raps. See if let's kind of give it a little bit more info on 90s West Coast raps.
Speaker 1:Yeah, See if that kind of makes it a little better. Yeah, what's up, Nick? You know, see you in my theme. Yeah, dude, I can't wait to hear this. Bricks on bricks. They made Legos as gangsta as you could possibly make Legos. What are these called? I poop my pants Effectually no, okay well yeah, it's kind of easy to tell what these are, as poop my pants. Oh yeah, there's a picture of a toilet with sunglasses.
Speaker 7:Yes, I'm about to get these britches wet. Had a sneaky fart and pile it. It ain't finished yet. Just a mess inside my jeans. I can't admit it yet. My Gucci shoe got some good need a minute Shit. All this food I'm taking in excess laxatives Give me ballactivity. That's everyday practice. Imagine how to smell it. Don't even tell them it's me. Y'all hold your nose if you think I need therapy. What, what.
Speaker 2:Why does this go so hard?
Speaker 7:So it's the same lyrics for both songs. Yeah, check the other song and see what they're like. Wow, wow. I about to get these britches wet had a sneaky farting partner. It ain't finished yet.
Speaker 3:On any Wow I can't admit it.
Speaker 7:Yet my Gucci shoe got some type of goo. I need a minute Shit All this food I'm taking in Excess laxatives.
Speaker 2:Kind of sounds like a DMX kind of.
Speaker 7:You know what it reminds me of. What's that? It's kind of.
Speaker 1:What the what's that? It's got a. What the fuck's that? Dude? I mean it If I said I wasn't scared. You know I mean it yeah. Figure with that dude. I wonder who. I can't remember who sings that dude.
Speaker 2:You heard of.
Speaker 7:Gangster Africa.
Speaker 2:Poopy Britches. I'm upset G-Eazy Okay.
Speaker 1:Sounds like G-Eazy I like G-Eazy, though.
Speaker 7:Ah, all I can say life is grand. I open the can a little and warnings fill the land. I poop my pants because I am what I am and truth about the matter is baby. I poop my pants, said I poop my pants Because I am what I am and don't nobody shit in. They pants baby. But if you can, said I poop my pants, said I poop my pants.
Speaker 1:I poop my said I poop my pants. I poop my pants. This is a gold fucking record right here.
Speaker 2:This is so good this is the best ai fucking thing I've ever. This told us rewarding me for my dude. Shout out to tony man.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, buccione told us about this dude and I paid for.
Speaker 2:I was like dude, they only give you like 10 free ones a day and I used it up like really quick. Oh, dude, that was awesome.
Speaker 1:Poop my pants. Poop my pants. What about a death metal, one about shit in your pants? Oh no, I'm just kidding. Do whatever you want bro, one bro.
Speaker 2:Uh, we could do like a a metalcore song about. We can make about anything okay, let's do something.
Speaker 1:Dude, a metalcore sound about macaroni and cheese. Oh, dude, this shit just pops in my head. Dude, like I want something. You need something. Innocent dude.
Speaker 2:Medicorps is like death and fuck you Macaroni and cheese and I'm going to specify Kraft macaroni cheese to see if I hopefully I don't get flied for that.
Speaker 1:Okay, nothing at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's got to be completely random shit. Look at the ai. I love the pictures it generates.
Speaker 1:The fucking toilet picture was great.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know.
Speaker 1:I poo my pants.
Speaker 6:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Yum, did he go? Yum, yeah, that is definitely. Metalcore.
Speaker 6:Marconi Marconi.
Speaker 2:That's all right, oh I didn't?
Speaker 6:You saw, marconi I missed it.
Speaker 2:The autocorrect got me Macaroni. How do you spell back?
Speaker 1:M-A-C-A-R-O-N-I.
Speaker 2:Marconi and cheese. Yeah, that sounds stupid. Okay, let's do this again.
Speaker 1:Oh, it has to make two of them again. Yeah, oh, okay, gotcha, that was good. Yeah, yeah, I was very happy and I love that metalcore shit, dude, like where it's singing Fucking, love it, dude.
Speaker 2:See, I think AI caught on to it, because it says Kraft, mac and Cheese is the title. And you know what's great? It does not take long at all to make these. Like they're quick, they are.
Speaker 1:Look at the guitars. Oh, that's so cute. It's like Slaughter to Prevail A little bit.
Speaker 3:Dude, this is great. Yes, Macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 6:Unreal and unnatural cheese. Blasphemous oranges on ho-hi. Like the force of these rips, I bring Balance of stage lights and headbands. Craft macaroni and cheese. Craft macaroni and cheese. Craft macaroni and cheese. Eating that metal riffing Metal riffing, masochistic. Craft mac is delicious.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's awesome. Is it really going to do a breakdown? I hope so. Or is it going to do a?
Speaker 1:solo, I don't know. Does it go lower than that? No, no, that's.
Speaker 2:Okay, a little solo section Okay.
Speaker 6:How does this thing shred so good as long?
Speaker 1:as they buy our records.
Speaker 6:As long as they buy our records, what a fan. I'll give you some cheese With macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is only one.
Speaker 4:We haven't even listened to the other one, yet We'll do the other one.
Speaker 1:Look at that one.
Speaker 6:I'll lend you to boil your water.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is different. Oh no, it's the same lyric.
Speaker 4:Yeah, same lyric.
Speaker 1:That's awesome. Oh, I want to see if they go into some streaming and shit. I want to see if they go into some streaming and shit it kind of has a Almost like Dragon Force, or a little bit of Trivium, a little Trivium, but Trivium does Metalcore as well. Right, more like Dragon Force, doesn't it have the dragon force feel, yeah what's up? Yeah, right here. That line is so funny I can't believe it's put in there. Dude, that's hilarious.
Speaker 6:I like that. That's sick Wow.
Speaker 1:It's save the day metal. It's a little saved the day. It's got a like. It's got a huge dragon force feel to it. Yeah, it does for real. If it had more screaming I would say definitely trivium. The first one's just like fucking in your face. Yeah, that was yeah, the second one was just like oh my god craparoni and cheese, so we probably got time for a couple more.
Speaker 2:Oh, a couple more songs for this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how about we do an alternative song, kind of like butt rock? I don't know what you would call that. What about grunge? Let's do a grunge song about something happy puberty let's do a grunge song about something happy.
Speaker 3:Puberty, let's do puberty dude. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Please tell me they'll let you do puberty. They know this is fucking retarded, not in the fun way, but in the shitty way. They're letting us do it. We're doing a grunge song about puberty. Oh, boner, dude, you should have done like a boner, it'd be funny. Oh, this is going to be great, dude, my brain is such a fucked up.
Speaker 2:That's why I love it. That's why I wanted to do this, because I just thought of it. Oh, it's in Spanish. That's bizarre. What, what the fuck?
Speaker 1:is this, ricky Martin, a grudge?
Speaker 2:I want a grudge rock song. Maybe I got to do that.
Speaker 1:Maybe we should pop 90s grunge. We'll see what it comes up with. Fucking, kidding me. Why the fuck would it be in fucking song?
Speaker 4:Okay here we go.
Speaker 2:What's it say? Growing Pades, rock rough vibes, guitar heavy Grudge, rock grudge.
Speaker 1:Good.
Speaker 6:Grubbacker Roadie.
Speaker 1:And cheese.
Speaker 2:That was a great fucking song as long as they buy our records the screaming one's great.
Speaker 1:This is like Nickelback yeah, it's a little. I don't get old like a tree.
Speaker 6:Pain comes, pain goes. So does she Friends with my mom.
Speaker 4:They report back Gifted or cursed Glowing pain keeps you waiting.
Speaker 2:That almost sounds country.
Speaker 1:It's like it's Nickelback.
Speaker 2:It's a little really Nickelback. Check the other one out, dude. Yeah, let's do the other one, it's a little better.
Speaker 6:It's not grunge at all, yeah.
Speaker 1:These dude, these sound, these sound just like they both sound like Nickelback different songs with my mom they report back gifted or cursed, growing pain situated let's, uh, let's do this a heavy grudge rock song about puke heavy 90s let's see.
Speaker 2:Let's see. If I put heavy, what's it making me do this? For I just don't care. What am I doing? Let the image that best matches the theme of the sample image oh, I want you to put a sample image to it.
Speaker 1:Sell the kids for food. Select the image that best matches the theme of the sample. Be a sexy dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm confused by this.
Speaker 1:Rubbing in your pants, pissing on some ants.
Speaker 3:And we're going we're going to be something, doing something with something. Then you're going to have something. Don't know what it is. You want to know what it is Checked on, what it is? Ask know what it is. You want to know what it is Checked on, what it is? Ask Google what it is. It is nothing. That's nothing.
Speaker 1:Fucking this way. Shut up. Oh man, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Speaker 3:Maka laka hai, maka hai ni ho oh.
Speaker 4:Oh, peewee, oh, peewee oh peewee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, dude, what are you thinking? We tried R&B. We did rap. The Ginks rap was funny. We did death metal. I don't know, unfortunately we're out of time. Well, that's good, because we ran out of fucking ideas, yeah.
Speaker 2:So are we Hold on. Where am I?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 7:There we are yeah, we are out of time.
Speaker 2:So we may have to do that again, because that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1:That was fucking fun, that was hilarious.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, what was I going to say Back in the day? Podcast.
Speaker 1:To be honest, I wouldn't mind doing a whole episode just fucking listening to songs and reviewing them. We should.
Speaker 2:That'd be hilarious, so much fun dude, we may do that next week. Yeah, we appreciate everyone's listenership. Thank you for joining us. Jay, you got any departing words? Not really.
Speaker 4:No, I'm uh. Thank you for joining us. Jay, you gotta eat departing words.
Speaker 1:Uh, not really no, I'm just kidding. Um just want to say thank you to everybody for listening. Really appreciate it. I showed somebody new today like the podcast. Um hired a new girl at work okay um and uh showing her she's fucking 19, but she's just super cool, that's's good.
Speaker 2:Super cool. I like her, she's fucking.
Speaker 1:She's really cool, like easy to talk to and just kind of non-judgy, just awesome. Hope that she works out Radical. Happy birthday to Jake today.
Speaker 4:Yeah, happy B-Day to you. Today was my son's birthday.
Speaker 1:So happy 23rd bub. Happy B-Day to you. I hope you get some poos tonight, bud.
Speaker 2:Some poos, some boosie. Yeah, I get a boosie Boosie, all right, so that'll do it for us for this week. We'll see you on the next run. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Scherger Later. Later, peeps.