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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 156: Ohio State Triumph // NIL Deals Transform the Game!
This episode encapsulates the joyful chaos of being an Ohio State football fan, celebrating their national championship win while reflecting on the emotional and humorous aspects of dedicated fandom. The hosts illuminate the evolving landscape of college sports, sharing heartfelt anecdotes, opinions on NIL regulations, and cherished memories from game days, sparking introspection on the essence of loyalty in sports culture.
• Ohio State’s national championship victory sparks wild celebrations
• Deep discussions on the impact of NIL on student-athletes
• Importance of family moments and nostalgia during game days
• The intersection of sports fandom and modern media culture
• Insightful commentary on emotional ties to college football, past and present
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Speaker 1:Thank you ©. Bf-watch TV 2021.
Speaker 2:All right, welcome to another episode, that is, national Champions 2024.
Speaker 3:The National Champions of the world.
Speaker 2:And if you like Ohio State, that's awesome, enjoy that. But if you don't go, fuck yourself.
Speaker 3:Piss off. Go fuck yourself. I don't really care. Go fuck thyself, Dude.
Speaker 2:I've been reading so much bullshit Crying and whining and blah, blah, blah Ohio.
Speaker 3:State paid $20 million for that national title. No, really, they did it technically Because everybody, let's see here, texas had a bigger NIL, oregon had a bigger NIL. I guess who beat both those teams? Oh yeah, ohio State and most of that was actually just retaining the roster was bringing all the seniors back.
Speaker 2:That's what it was. A lot of that money went to those guys. I want to straight up say this this Ohio State team deserved to win the natty they did.
Speaker 3:They deserved 100% to win the natty, totally selfless all around this team is selfless.
Speaker 2:I was also watching a thing today about the worst things that people heard about ryan day, and I'm gonna say this straight up.
Speaker 3:I mean we did our podcast after the michigan loss.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a tough loss and I was calling for his head. I'll say that straight up, I'll admit it, and and I'm not 100 sold on ryan day I'm glad they won um so like. But you know like I'm not gonna sit there and suck his dick either, dude, you know like people are like oh, you're fair weather, blah, blah no, there's a difference.
Speaker 3:There's a difference between accountability and being a the fringe lunatic, a lunatic fringe.
Speaker 2:So wanting a great song.
Speaker 3:Wanting your head coach to beat michigan is not of the ordinary, and the expectations at Ohio State are high. Ohio State don't have down years, that's the thing. Michigan has down years they always do. Ohio State don't have down years, so that's the thing. Ohio State's won at least 11 games the last 15 years, so that's the standard, that's just how it is.
Speaker 2:And well, my, my biggest thing is that I wasn't really pissed for us. I wasn't pissed for ohio. You know ohio state. At the time I was pissed for the seniors I was pissed that these kids came back. Yeah, to show that that's a good point yeah and, and they never won and they didn't get their.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they didn't get it done. Yeah, that's why I'm saying they deserve this win. Like jack sawyer man, you got a feel for that guy by the way, I'm getting one of his jerseys nice, 50 bucks. Nice, like like the national championship sweet. He was at raising cane somewhere in columbus dishing out fucking food. I guess him and uh will howard. It's like like who's getting raising canes at 10 am? That's, that's criminal. Thank you nil.
Speaker 2:Thank you nil yeah, but you know, like I was somebody put on there today and we were talking about our um, because I watch facebook reels every morning and obviously because I'm an ohio state fan.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, oh yeah, my, my algorithm's been fully stocked with Ohio State stuff it's been amazing and I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2:I love it. I love it. But they were talking about they're like everybody's pissed. And now I kind of appreciate the NIL a little bit more, because they said before the NIL Alabama would be stocked with five-star recruits riding a bench.
Speaker 5:yeah, like people that would go first round.
Speaker 3:In the fucking draft on the bench it's even the playing field a little bit yeah, now that's not the case.
Speaker 2:But what sucks is you got to make sure you're paying that player and you keep paying that. Yeah, you make them happy if you do not somebody else will.
Speaker 3:It's more of an investment. Now. It's like okay, so like jeremiah sm's going to get paid to stay at Ohio State and I don't see him going anywhere, but you never know. But it's just now. A lot of this NIL money goes to keeping guys what's crazy is.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to see how good he is by his senior year.
Speaker 3:Dude, if he's this good as a freshman, you imagine what he's going to be like next year. The year after Now, quarterback play is going to have a lot to do with that.
Speaker 3:Will Howard was just a fucking stud man yeah, but you said he was a singer, julian Sane will probably start, and he was a high, high, high five-star prospect. He went to Alabama and then he transferred last year, so a lot of expectations for that kid. You got Tavian, st Clair or St Austin or whatever his name is. Sounds like a porn star name.
Speaker 2:So is Downs coming back too? Downs is still back, right, he could come.
Speaker 3:Or is it Ibuka? Downs is a sophomore right, yeah, so I think Downs will be back.
Speaker 2:Ibuka is gone.
Speaker 3:Ibuka is a senior he's not coming back. Ibuka, and then also uh, it's a lot, it's a lot of guys. Yeah, uh, buka, it's um, a couple of the guys on the offensive line. The offensive lines bring it back pretty much everybody except for a couple guys. Uh, uh, jack sawyer, jt2 will allow, I don't know how?
Speaker 2:but we always lock it up on the on the defense dude. This is probably the best.
Speaker 3:Ohio State defense I've seen since probably the D'Antonio era from Jim Trussell years. I've never seen a lockdown defense like this. Now, how nervous. If anyone who's watched the game who's an Ohio State fan, how nervous were you on that opening 18 play drive by notre dave. That took up like nine minutes. I'm like dude, that is the worst case scenario for ohio state. That is michigan like. That's a michigan like drive and that's all michigan did. Of course it was notre dave. Notre dave was just spamming quarterback runs up the middle like you were playing some cheeser on Madden or something. So it's like okay, that's not sustainable, they're not going to be able to run that. That dude was gassed he was gassed.
Speaker 3:There was no way. And then Ohio State adjusted. They had Jeremiah Love and he's a really good running back, Shut him down.
Speaker 2:He had nothing.
Speaker 3:He didn't do jack. Diddly squat and it's like dang. I think they knew.
Speaker 2:They don't have the playmakers. Marcus Freeman knew. Hats off to that dude, being an Ohio State alum and then coming off.
Speaker 3:He looks shell-shocked at halftime.
Speaker 2:He was, but he well when it's 21 to 7 yeah but he, um, but he knew that ohio state was going to be focusing on um, on love a lot, because he's the star, he's their star guy, he's their the dude. If you were playing ncaa, he's the guy that had the x factor in there. And then who's number one? What was that dude? That great house or whatever?
Speaker 3:his name was Great house. Yeah, that dude was pretty fun. He's good. He's a good wide receiver.
Speaker 2:Kind of reminded me of Paca Nuca or whatever the hell oh.
Speaker 1:Puka Nakua, Puka Nakua yeah, kind of reminded me of him a little bit the hair and yeah but um, but no, I um, he did that spin move and scored.
Speaker 3:I think he scored on that play, or notre dame was kind of making her comeback and he caught it, made a spin move and then he darted down the sideline. I'm like, damn dude, that was hardcore, fucking crazy dude, that's pukinakua shit, yeah, but um, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2:I don't know I was, and you know what's crazy is that we, we were all excited. We were watching it, of course, over at john's dad's house, which is like quintessential dude it's just there's no other place that just I don't know it's home field, it is and uh, you know, we tried to watch it here, here in my house, in my theater.
Speaker 3:It just didn't hit the save. I liked it, my dad liked it, but to us it just your dad, your mom and dad's house has a coziness, it's. It's got that aura. Yeah, it's got the aura to the nostalgia yeah, it just feels right. Yeah, like that potato soup going down my belly that dude, oh my god, potato soup was. So I told my dad I go dude, that was probably the best I don't know.
Speaker 3:I've never had told me how he made it Dude. It was next level dude. I was like damn, this is amazing.
Speaker 2:Dude genius. I'm like I never thought of doing that, dude.
Speaker 3:Then he sent me home some bean soup. That bean soup was phenomenal too. I was like jeez, goddamn dad, he should open up.
Speaker 1:Open up his own restaurant. I don't know about now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, probably not now God damn dude, you need to get a cookbook of his dude. No kidding man, I almost want one, right? Yeah, well, today actually I got a thing on Facebook. Me and your dad have been friends on Facebook for 15 years, yeah, right. And it was our picture from our shots that we took together.
Speaker 3:Yeah, from the michigan game. Yeah, it was that michigan game.
Speaker 2:That was the 20s I think your dad just got facebook all of us so I said, dude, you know, I said a um, thank you for always being so amazing, dude. I so love you, dude, um, because dude john's dad and mom are just awesome people they're okay, they're awesome. Said that Miss Piggy comment. Your mom gave me the dirtiest look. Oh, kirby, how's football? Oh my God, dude, no, nothing beats. Notre Dame gets down when we get Miss Piggy. What the fuck, dude, Dude, nothing beats.
Speaker 3:Your mom gave me the dirtiest look, no, no no, Remember when it was during the Rose Bowl one year and it was a bunch of mentally challenged kids. It's like welcome back to the Rose Bowl. And then you started doing.
Speaker 2:And my dad's like, hey, you shouldn't make fun of that, I forgot your dad worked with mentally handicapped people.
Speaker 3:He worked with handicapped people. That's not cool man.
Speaker 2:Welcome back to the woes bowl dude, I used to do that too.
Speaker 3:I'll be a knob maybe it's like the early incarnations of Tim and whatever but it was just like so funny, like I said a lot like one week.
Speaker 2:Bob the cat was the the bob, bob bob.
Speaker 3:That's crazy uh do I do? To me that was. That was when the internet was pure like it was. It was like pure cocaine watching, like really bad shoddy flash animation. It was fucking great. I was like I couldn't get enough of that. I mean now youtube kind of supplements, any of that, now it's it's just, it's just too easy at your fingertips. Back then it's like new grounds was the place to go, or albino black sheep or e-bombs world. You know there was different act, e-fucked or uh, or ogrish or rottencom was those what was? Oh, rottencom was kind of like the early, like gross out kind of website seeing people, seeing death.
Speaker 2:You know, one of my favorite parts of watching a game over your mom and dad's is your dad singing to Carmen Ohio.
Speaker 3:He does it every time.
Speaker 2:I know I love it. He doesn't get as animated as he used to. I miss the days where he would be like run it up their ass and you'd just bark shit at the TV. Now he's just like what are you doing? I catch myself doing it.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you heard like I started picking up john isms too.
Speaker 2:So I'm like what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3:you know like he's, he's holding back because, I think, because like he, he, he takes it a little far and like he kind of gets on our nerves a little bit with it I love it. It's just like just yells at every play. It's just like yells at every play. I can't say nothing because I do too.
Speaker 2:You guys are just killing. I'm like what the?
Speaker 3:fuck man. It's like God damn, you don't fucking do that. You got to do that. I was like oh my God Dad, are you going to fucking do that? You gotta do it like. I was like oh my god dad. Like, are you gonna be like this the whole game? It's like yeah, yeah, boy. It's like god damn, don't know how to fucking run the ball. Listen, I'm like I'm like dad, 60 minute game, dude, let's pace ourselves all right. Like I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Boy.
Speaker 2:It's just like oh my god see that's, that's, uh, that's how I'd be too dude. If it was my kids I'd be, like'd be like you, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Remember when I was standing up at the end of the game and I was like can't see, he was bitching at your brother's foot, dude, my brother was ripping ass the whole night too. Oh Joe, no, he was bitching at Joe, joe ripping ass.
Speaker 2:He goes. I don't want to smell shit for the whole goddamn game. That's what he said to him. And then he goes. And then Justin had his feet like across, yeah, his foot up. He couldn't see he goes. Can you move your foot? I can't see the TV, justin. Justin puts his foot down.
Speaker 3:Then I stand up right at the end of the game where Jeremiah Smith caught that ball. By the way, how ballsy was that play call? Just they knew Hurling it up. Notre Dame, ohio State, knew Notre Dame was bringing the house. I was watching Will Howard was on Pat McAfee's show. I'm not a big fan of Pat McAfee. I love Pat McAfee. I like his podcast or his TV show. I just didn't like him on the sidelines just yelling the whole game. I love that.
Speaker 3:Now I watched the clips of him doing the highlights and I love it but I couldn't do?
Speaker 2:who dressed up like lee luke or um who lou holtz?
Speaker 3:oh, I don't know one of his, one of his guys, or fucking.
Speaker 2:I felt so bad for lou holtz for that dressing up like him even had the face. It's gotta be morbid as shit. Dude. Lou holtz is up there in a reclining chair, something up there where's lou holtz now?
Speaker 3:oh, he's actually up there. Oh, never mind. Did you see the clip of will howard and ryan day and a couple other guys in this golf cart and the girl just smashes right?
Speaker 2:into the wall. Somebody pulled up her driver's license. She's from michigan, no somebody did no, I think they did. I don't know if it's real. I don't know that'd it's real. Oh, that'd be hilarious. It's ironic.
Speaker 3:Look who knows how to drive. I was watching Will Howard on Pat McAfee yesterday or Eddie was talking about that he goes. Actually that girl was just like blazing through the field because the locker rooms are like way on the other side of the stadium. He goes. That girl was just running over people almost and it's like and we're like all right, hell yeah. And then all of a sudden she just did it, take that corner, well, and just blew that axle right into the side of the wall, right down. He goes. I think I go because I think coach day got messed up in the neck or something. Because you like they look pissed, like he looked angry and will howard's just laughing his ass off man, it's like, oh my god, it's so funny. Yeah, but they were talking about that last play and and will howard's, like you know, we we've pretty much been running the ball, running the ball and he goes. We knew they were gonna try to like they're gonna go all out and sell out for the run and get he goes.
Speaker 3:Give chip kelly a lot of credit for calling that play, because it takes a lot of balls for calling that play, because it takes a lot of balls to do that and he said it's just basically go routes on the outside and they gave jeremiah smith a ton of room and he goes that's, that's not even fair, that's not, that's not even a a, that's a win automatically. And he goes. And then, uh, pat back. He's like well, did you know you're going to uh, jeremiah? He goes, oh, he goes there. Did you know you were going to Jeremiah? He goes, oh, he goes. There was no one else this was going to. He goes. I saw that over there. And he goes. Christian Gray gave him like the 20-yard cushion. He goes. Oh, this is going to four, all day long, even when I went up to him.
Speaker 2:He launched that bitch dude, I was like oh, no, he goes.
Speaker 3:You know, honestly, it was probably not a very good ball, because if I would have let him a little bit more he probably would have scored. And they're like oh fuck, all that he goes. No, no, you did good because you guys could bleed more clock, and that was good he goes. If I would have let him a little bit more he probably would have scored, but it's whatever. So that kid is selfless as hell.
Speaker 2:Man, my favorite play of the whole game is when the defense knew jeremiah smith was getting it was pointing at him he's like over here, over here, over here and they still gave it to him and he scored.
Speaker 3:You know that is when you know you're an all-star. That's the exact same play. Alabama ran against us in the 2020 national title to davante smith. That's the exact same play. Alabama ran against us in the 2020 national title to Devontae Smith. It scored almost the exact same play.
Speaker 2:Where it ran back and then it came back. I'll show you. That's actually real. It's a great play.
Speaker 3:It's the exact same play.
Speaker 2:It's a great play because you think he's going back to maybe get the ball go to the other side or block or something.
Speaker 3:Let's see if I could find it here. Cause it, it was like almost the exact same play. Oh yeah, I think this is it right here smith set to the left tight formation.
Speaker 2:Jones flips it to him davante headed for the end zone and alabama back on pretty similar yeah, but like he was lined up and then he came back and then he went out yeah, and the dude's like pointing at him the whole time.
Speaker 3:he's like like hey, can we watch that play? I want to watch it. Yeah, fuck, yeah, we will.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude, so funny. The Notre Dame the defender fucking pointing at Jeremiah Smith like, hey, dude guys, this dude, you know they're now 41. He's another guy, 280 pounds. Look, watch him right here down the bottom, Look right there he is Runs back, barely has to run in. I didn't realize that was the first quarter of the game.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they took up the whole first quarter and I'm just talking like, oh boy, here we go. Notre dame played that very well. They went 18 plays. They had to convert like two fourth downs they didn't score.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they didn't yeah, well, give them a lot of credit. They didn't, they didn't quit. So we were all celebrating by the third quarter and they're like fuck this, we're gonna, we're not done. And they got it within the score and, honestly, without that jeremiah catching that long pass, if they you know notre dame could have got the ball back, there were only eight points back.
Speaker 3:They were only eight points down so now we had to rely on our kicker, which has been amazing you know he did really well in the playoff, though he made he made all but one kick, and that one kick was like 60 yards before the half.
Speaker 2:I think you saw how nutty ohio people are. Yeah, some of them are too nutty. Yeah, they call for your head real quick you know you have to understand there's so much.
Speaker 3:You're surrounded by so much disappointment, death threats start becoming a part of it, then that's not cool, bruh, not cool. People are like giving ryan day death threats or something what about death threats. What death, death threats?
Speaker 2:you ever seen that? What's shit, dude? Do me a solid on YouTube. Look up deaf threats, d-e-a-f threats. Oh my God, funny video, dude. Oh yeah, watch it, dude.
Speaker 5:Watch this. I've been getting deaf threats. You mean death threats, not this time.
Speaker 1:One again you and me, you and me, die Die.
Speaker 2:I've been getting death threats. You hear him at the back Dude, I died. Dude. When I first fucking saw that dude, I died. Oh my God, dude, no, no no, no, no no. Oh my God, yeah, dude, I was dying when I first saw that dude Death threats dude.
Speaker 3:That's incredible.
Speaker 2:Dude. What did I send my brother to show you, dude, Because I always show you those videos. Oh, what did I send my brother out to show you, dude, Because I always show you those videos? Oh man, I saw Joe Diffie pulled up.
Speaker 8:Steve, where are you at? There you are.
Speaker 2:Oh, special education. Okay, this is what it reads, so don't take this out on me. Special education, niggas. When the teacher starts talking about trains and dinosaurs, oh man it's Kurt Angle.
Speaker 1:Dude, yeah, dude, yay oh my god, it's Kurt.
Speaker 3:Angle dude, yeah, dude Yay.
Speaker 2:Yay, oh, my God Dude, I'm telling you what man. Tiktok dude. That's one of the biggest things I'd be worried about.
Speaker 6:Tiktok taking down is just that oh my brother sent me this too, and I know it's been all over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, dude, george Bush is a cartoon in real life he is a real life cartoon. He is man? Oh, speaking of which man?
Speaker 3:I know that we had the inauguration monday as well yeah, um, which I kind of filled my feet as well. I was like no, no, no, I don't want this, no no, no, I'm good, um, dude, I'm like okay.
Speaker 2:So first of all, dude, like I know we're we're. We're on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to that stuff. We agree on some things, but when it comes to what we voted for, we're definitely on opposite ends. And I'm just like how can you shoot yourself in the foot anymore, elon Musk? You dumb fuck.
Speaker 3:I thought we were bad. Oh, I thought we were bad and I thought we were bad, but some people were trying to like explain that away, like you talk about the nazi salute yes, a hundred percent.
Speaker 2:People try to explain. No better dude you're not fucking stupid.
Speaker 3:People try to gaslight everyone saying that oh, he just did it, he's just, he's just awkward and it was dude. That was pure fucking heart. The nazi that's. That's that is the textbook nazi salute. If I've ever seen it, you're like well, the context of it is that he was like giving his hearts to people no, don't church it up. I'm glad you see it that way, because I'm just like no man.
Speaker 2:Well, first of all, number one I'm like I may be number one. I may be pro-Trump, but I am definitely not pro-Elon.
Speaker 3:Musk, even though he works. I hate that guy.
Speaker 2:I think Elon Musk is a piece of shit. Don't tear us down, Elon, by the way.
Speaker 3:I'm just not a big fan of all these billionaires getting cozy with the president. I just think that's bad. I don't like it either. It's bad.
Speaker 2:I was talking to sarah today. I said the problem is, is that all these billionaires? Well, yeah, but he, I mean you're, you're fucking donald trump. You don't need all this money to fucking help fund your campaign you should have started yourself.
Speaker 3:He started a meme coin and he made like a billion dollars off it already. Like he's not supposed to be doing that as president. It's it's you're not supposed to be making money off your office. That's that goes against like a lot of different things. You can't do that. It just doesn't anyway. All it just doesn't it. To me, it's like donald trump I'm just gonna do it anyway. That's his fucking motto. So to make a mega, make america. It's like I'm just going to do it anyway. That's his fucking motto. Instead of make America, make America. It's like I'm just going to do it anyway. It's like no one's going to stop him. Who's going to stop him? Nobody. He'll run for a third term. Who's going to stop him? The Constitution Okay, he's already trying to rescind that. Try to get rid of birthright citizenship.
Speaker 2:It's like not, we ain't doing that. Oh where you're born, in america, you don't automatically put an executive order that he wants to stop it.
Speaker 3:You can go ahead and try, they ain't gonna happen I mean that just you know constitution. I'm like my ass with that shit. We're gonna change the gulf of mexico to gulf of america priorities yeah cool, we're gonna. We're gonna, we're gonna get.
Speaker 2:I don't understand why. Why does that matter? What the fuck does it matter? Like not not saying why does it matter? Why aren't people?
Speaker 3:doing that. I just feel why. It's just not a big deal, it's just just. It's just a racist dog whistles all all. It is Like Mexico fuck them, got to get rid of it. I'm going to enact 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico on February 1st. Cool Gas is going to go up because we import probably 30% of our gasoline from Canada. Go ahead, do that. Oh, food, yeah, mexico, okay, food's going to go up. He doesn't understand how tariffs are done. He thinks tariffs are paid by the companies that produce the goods. No, it's paid for by the American companies that import the shit.
Speaker 2:And what's crazy is he should know that he doesn't know that that's crazy. He should know that, that he doesn't know that that's crazy.
Speaker 3:He should know that and because he's a moron and he surrounds, surrounded by morons, and then he thinks that, well, these people are going to pay it.
Speaker 3:No, because that you do you really want to get into a trade war with canada and mexico? Canada's like our biggest ally, it's like that's going to make prices go clearly clear up, so that he's like, oh, oh, well, I'm going to get rid of the internal revenue service and start the external revenue service service and it's all of our money, all of our money, is going to be funded by tariffs and we're going to get rid of the income tax. That's not going to work, because now, what you're going to do is companies are going to try to now, when you buy something, you're just going to get sales tax to death now. So it's, there's really.
Speaker 3:It's not gonna. It's not gonna happen, it's not gonna even out, because you go buy like a loaf of bread, oh, there's a 20 tax on that by the companies because they've been, they've been taxed to death or you know, or avocados, or whatever else. It's just that's not how it works. You, you have to. And he's like well, in the, in the 1910s, america never had income tax and we, we funded our entire government on tariffs.
Speaker 3:Um, you do realize that in that era that people were fucking poor as fuck back then, like only a small percentage of americans were wealthy 1910s weren't bad, but 1930s is where there's a stat like I think I read in that era between like 1900 and 1920, before the crash, and then up to up to that, like 55 56 percent of americans were in poverty. That's crazy. Why do we want to go back to something like that? Be, oh, because he wants to look out for himself and all of his billionaire friends. That's basically. Oh. I love how mark zuckerberg has already bent the knee. What a what a piece of shit. I don't like him either.
Speaker 2:I don't like any of those guys what do you mean by well, he's got he got rid of um like the.
Speaker 3:He has like misinformation things on his um on facebook. He's getting rid of that to kind of deter away from, you know, misinformation being spread, fact checkers and stuff like that. He, he got rid of that. So that's, that's one way. And he was at the inauguration and shit, kind of smooching butt dude, okay, so on a better note oh, I like better notes, guess what I started?
Speaker 2:okay, so actually hold that thought. We're going to take a break and then Ah, son of a bitch, no more better notes.
Speaker 3:We'll be right back. Well, after these messages Actually, they're not messages We'll be right back After these messages. We'll be right back, back, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, boys. I got my first fuck when I was three. Flew a hundred thousand dudes On my knees, hard marbles and cocks Through my door. A Barbie dial for the bitch next door. She tried to pay me with a kiss and I began to understand that there's just something about fucking another man, ha ha. When I turned 16, I saved a few hundred bucks. I went out and found a dude to fuck. I was cruising the town and the first dude I see was Bobby Joe Gentry, homecoming queen. He flagged me down and climbed up in the cab and said man, let me give you a big old hand, turned my truck on fire, rolled down the hill and I wouldn't stay before a motherfucker named Jill.
Speaker 2:Got an eight foot bed. That never has to be made. You know, if there's 300 dudes I'm getting laid. I met all my dudes in traffic jams. There's just one hole they like to get me to cram. Most Friday nights I can be found getting in the man's bed Gonna give it a pound. Back then to my spot, the drive-in show. You know, a car go a lot, lets a dude fucking blow.
Speaker 2:Never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand because I want to jerk off with another man, set my truck on fire, roll it down to hell and I tell you what I'm going to. Roll it down to hell and I'll tell you what I'm going to. Fuck this dude named Bill.
Speaker 4:Got a name footbed.
Speaker 2:That never has to be made. If there's dongs there, I'm going to fucking get laid. Met all my dudes in traffic jams. They bend over. Show this motherfucker, these mickin' hams, oh yeah boys Woo yeah, yeah, boys Woo, yeah, take it, boy. Yeah, that's a real deep line.
Speaker 2:A bucket of rust or a brand new machine. I'm going to flash my dick in a couple bucks of green. Rust is not going to fire. I'm gonna flash my dick in a couple bucks of green. I roll down the hill and I'm gonna stick my dick in this motherfucking wheel. Got an eight foot bed that never has to be made. If there's dingers, dingers, then I'm gonna get laid. Met all my dudes in traffic jams. I said, hey, show me that bottle while I'm about to cram. You know what's up, bitch, I'm gonna fuck this man. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Come on, boys, let's get naked.
Speaker 1:Make this a jamboree, a jamboree All right, boys, let's go.
Speaker 2:All right, man, You're last. You got the biggest dingus. I ain't fucking taking that motherfucker down. I'll tell you that Ain't no anaconda going here. I ain't ice cube.
Speaker 10:Yo, what's up, Welcome back to the best freaking podcast. It's Everyday with Jon and Jay. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 3:Welcome back. It's Every Day with John and Jay. I interrupted Jay. If you didn't know, Ohio State won. Ohio State won, by the way.
Speaker 2:Just kidding, but no. So Sarah from work showed me and I can't believe I've never watched it, but the dude is fucking great. Started watching Harvey Birdman, attorney of Law.
Speaker 3:I've never watched that show.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, is it funnier than fuck. Okay, what I love about it is the nostalgia feel of it. Okay, so Harvey Birdman is an attorney, attorney, and it reminds me kind of of archer a little bit okay, because I love archer as well, but it's old hannah, barbara characters that they're representing, oh, okay, like morocco mold secret squirrel, secret squirrels, like a fucking uh cereal, oh, he's a flasher.
Speaker 3:he's a flasher, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then Fred Flintstone's, part of the mafia.
Speaker 3:Dude, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:Dude, quick draw. Mcgraw gets in trouble for arresting somebody. So he gets arrested for arresting and he goes. Hey, is that a gun in your hand? Is that a gun? He goes yeah.
Speaker 2:Like he's all fucking like cowboys, yeah, cowboys, yeah, got like dark fucking shit on them. Um, and then, um, today I was like you know what, I was talking to sarah work and I was like you know, have you ever watched drawn together? And she goes no, I said dude, it is amazing. So I went on. You know I'm like, well, is it streaming? Let's take a look and like not really. So I went on amazon. You know I'm like, well, is it streaming? Let's take a look and like not really. So I went on Amazon prime and the first season of drawn together was only five bucks. I'm like buying it, we're watching it at work. It is drawn together is the nastiest I've heard of it.
Speaker 3:I've never watched.
Speaker 2:So funny dude. Pull up some shit from drawn together. I'm not kidding of it. I've never watched so funny dude pull up some shit from drawn together. Dude, I'm not kidding, it makes fun of spongebob, it makes fun of, like, betty boop. Oh my god, dude, some of this shit is so funny it's like superman fuck you fatty, fupa pick it up or I'm sending you back to hell.
Speaker 7:all All right, dude, drop your weapon. No, you drop it.
Speaker 9:Nobody holds a gun to my girl but me. All right, let's fucking do this.
Speaker 1:It's like Spongebob.
Speaker 2:It is. It's supposed to make fun of Spongebob Dude. It's like okay, so there's a gay Zelda-looking guy, there's a Pokemon Pikachu-looking character that they make fun of, and he comes in and he just speaks Japanese and he's like I want to fucking fight and then give little kids seizures. And then it shows him like doing his battle thing and it's like die, die, die, kill, kill, kill.
Speaker 3:They make fun of Fat Albert.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude, it's fucking horrible.
Speaker 10:Hey, hey, hey hey, I think the Brown Hornet's trying to tell us something.
Speaker 9:What Fat Allen, who has absolutely no affiliation with Bill Carpenter's lovable character Fat Albert?
Speaker 10:I don't know, but I think it's about beating your meat. So what?
Speaker 6:should we do about it buh?
Speaker 1:I know Everybody circle up.
Speaker 6:Looks like Fat Allen once again tricked the gang into a circle juggle. Like little did they know, Pussy Bob was about to fuck up their fun.
Speaker 9:You know what.
Speaker 7:I'm saying oh my God, Fat Allen and his junkyard pants.
Speaker 2:Like Josie the Pussycat.
Speaker 7:Yeah, she's one of the characters.
Speaker 10:Who the hell are you?
Speaker 7:You know who I is. When I was younger, you violated me, hey what.
Speaker 10:Yeah, and the rest of y'all just watched. I don't think we'd forget a sexual experience that doesn't involve us circling up and dropping snot on each other's shoes.
Speaker 7:All I'm looking for is a little apology, so I can stop slutting around and we can put this whole ugly mess behind us.
Speaker 10:I can't honestly apologize for something I'm not even capable of.
Speaker 7:Yeah, his diabetes done affected his meters. Hey, find out you're like a library on Sunday.
Speaker 10:A library on Sunday, oh my God mouth.
Speaker 3:German porn star mouth Cause you full of shit.
Speaker 7:Laugh it up, assholes In jail Popo, arrest these criminals. Oh hey, watch the hat man.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god, dude, there's one where like okay, so the first episode, the aerial looking chick, because she's supposed to be like a disney princess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she is racist. And the black chick walks in. It's funny because the superhero guy goes. Man, the I don't blame the, the zelda looking dude for fucking calling his girlfriend all the time. Look at the pool pool over here he goes. It's not like I wouldn't put my stick in there and whirl around, but in any of them but whirl around, but still I wish there was just a hot black chick with a big ass. And then in comes Foxy and he goes man, I'm really good at this. What about a 12 year old and a donkey? And it shows him staring at the front door like couple cuts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he keeps staring at the door and it never comes in dude. What about a 12-year-old girl and a donkey?
Speaker 3:Popeye on steroids. I got it All mine.
Speaker 6:Ow Interference, sander, was totally off sides. Do over yeah.
Speaker 3:Is that, thomas the Tank Engine, supposed to be Like a go-bot or some shit? Dude, you're the worst athlete.
Speaker 7:I've ever seen and I've been to like every Special Olympics. There's this one guy who, basically, is just a head on a spring and he's way better than you.
Speaker 6:I can't help it. I can't do sports. Okay, there, now you know my kryptonite Doing sports games. Are you happy? I hate you all Ah. Oh, you're beautiful. What's your name, mister?
Speaker 7:Oh Laze, I only track with real men who know how to play sports.
Speaker 6:Oh, shrek 2 was right. What kind of man is bad at doing sports games? Sometimes it can be such a drag living with roommates. I don't need this place. I don't need any of you. You're all dead to me.
Speaker 9:Ha, ha ha ha ha To me.
Speaker 7:The dude at the nutrition store gave me an address for this place. I could go. My friends just don't get me. Oh my god, I just scored some great Lloyd's from the Jolly Green Giants.
Speaker 6:My best friend Popeye and I were getting bigger than we ever imagined. Soon we would become so powerful we'd rule the galaxy as father and son, which, unless I become completely misguided, is why I started taking steroids in the first place. Nothing could stand in our way Nothing, nothing, popeye, are you?
Speaker 7:alright, it's time. Skinu, I've contracted the deadly AIDS virus from sharing steroid needles AIDS.
Speaker 6:How come I've never heard of this AIDS? They should have a walk or something to raise awareness. Get clean for me, Captain. Walk or something to raise awareness.
Speaker 7:Get clean for me, Captain. Oh, I'm weeks at the finish. Cause AIDS beats out spinach, oh my God, no.
Speaker 6:I thank you for your hearty congratulations and I accept your strange trophy as a token of my impressive victory.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Dude, the drawing together is phenomenal. It's hilarious man.
Speaker 2:So is Harvey Birdman. Harvey Birdman is phenomenal. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, harvey Birdman makes fun of like Hanna-Barbera, like, makes fun of like Hanna-Barbera, like they're defending Hanna-Barbera characters. It's so fucking hilarious. I love it. What was I watching? What was I watching? Oh, no, I was watching. Okay, so the first episode of the Harvey Birdman where Sarah and I were watching it last night because I wanted to show her, was Johnny Quest.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God, yes.
Speaker 2:So it was Johnny and Quimby and our Kwame or whatever, and what it is is the dad and his assistant. His assistant was trying to get custody of the kids because the dad's never around, and blah, blah, blah. Dude, there's one part where Johnny Quest's little dog comes in and a fucking hawk comes down and grabs the dog, takes it away. Oh my God, dude, it is. It's fucking hilarious, it's like non-stop crazy shit going on. Dude, like I love it. It was. Uh, it's right up my alley, dude. Oh my god, I have to check it out.
Speaker 3:It is because I've seen clips of it.
Speaker 2:I just never got into I never, never thought I would either. And then, then I started watching it at work. Oh dude, I was laughing my ass off.
Speaker 3:I always like Space Ghost Coast to Coast it reminds me of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I love cartoon play. I never watched Coast to Coast, but cartoon play got me. Where him and Brack and Borat and shit, not Borat. What is? What is this? Is it?
Speaker 3:borat? No, it's not borat, it's uh bracken, brack and uh. Well, you know, I want to look up that. Uh, zor, zorak, zorak zorak, not borak borat oh, this is what. This is so stupid, but I love, I think.
Speaker 2:Cartoon Planet.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 9:Space Ghost. You know what? What, that's what, that's what. Get it. Hey Space Ghost, you know what? Hey Space Coach, you know what? Hey Space Coach, you know what? No, seriously. You know, what, that's what.
Speaker 3:If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to blast Zorak. Wait what.
Speaker 9:That's good buddy, that's what.
Speaker 2:I love Zorak dude. That's what.
Speaker 9:Brack, if you don't stop doing that annoying. Whatever it is you're doing, I'm going to blast Zorak. I don't believe you. You don't no.
Speaker 7:I don't Believe him. Believe him.
Speaker 9:I Triple Dog. Dare you to do that again?
Speaker 7:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't no, no, no.
Speaker 9:I guess blowing up Zorak makes you feel like Mr Big Stuff. Is that your answer to everything? Nice weather we're having.
Speaker 2:Nice weather we're having.
Speaker 9:Um, can I make one little remark without you blowing Zorak up? Maybe, I guess not. Hey, why don't?
Speaker 7:you zap Brack. He started the whole thing. Oh, he'd love to blast me, wouldn't you zap Brack?
Speaker 9:He started the whole thing. Oh, he'd love to blast me, wouldn't you, space Ghost, wouldn't you, mr Big man? But he can't. You know why? Because I'm not animated to explode. That's right, right, right. Even if I was, I'm so well-loved by all that if Space Ghost blasted one arrow on my pretty little head, he would get in big trouble. Am I right, or am I right? Or am I right, or am I right, or am I right, or am I right? You know what else? What Chicken butt, chicken butt. I don't know why I love this so much. That arm down, don't, don't you? Hey, don't point at me there, buster dude, it was so good.
Speaker 2:Like the, I love cartoon planet more than I like space, ghost, space, ghost coast to coast was where he interviewed, interviewed people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I liked.
Speaker 2:I like cartoon planet because of Brack. Brack was my favorite dude. Zorak was awesome, but Brack was always my favorite. He was just so stupid and his songs and shit were just so good.
Speaker 3:Every time I move my arm it costs Cartoon Networks 42 bucks. What was that one song?
Speaker 2:It was like oh, Don't Touch Me.
Speaker 9:Mashed potatoes, hey, sweet potatoes.
Speaker 3:I can't believe this is what we thought was funny back then.
Speaker 2:I love it, though I'll knock my ass off, dude, I still love it.
Speaker 9:Whoa hey, I still love it, whoa hey.
Speaker 4:Don't touch me.
Speaker 3:I had to play it.
Speaker 9:Don't touch me. Whoa, hey, don't touch me. Hey, hey, don't touch me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, hey, don't touch me. Don't touch me. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Hey, oh, don't touch me. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la la, don't touch me.
Speaker 2:La, la, la, la. Oh, my God, don't touch me. Bologna sandwich was one of my favorites.
Speaker 3:Me and my bologna sandwich.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what a great fucking dude. That show was so good and Harvey Birdman reminds me of that dude like a lot because it's the same ask. And it was funny because Mr X I guess I don't know if Mr X is like the bad guy in Birdman- Okay, like the actual cartoon, like back in the day, okay. I think Mr X wanted to own or once one of the episodes, once the fucking medal, or won the medallion in a fucking game of like cards birdman's medallion, where he gets all his powers oh, yeah, yeah so he's running around trying to use his powers and do all this crazy shit and dude.
Speaker 2:I'm just so fucking never trust a monkey the Never trust a monkey, the ad. Never trust a monkey.
Speaker 1:I remember this one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's watch this one.
Speaker 9:Oh my God, I used to watch all these One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class, I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank, while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
Speaker 4:I like bananas and I failed.
Speaker 9:Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes. So I wrote a paper that said Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana Eat cake? I?
Speaker 5:got an F, I got an F.
Speaker 1:When.
Speaker 9:I told my mom about it. She said I told you never trust a monkey.
Speaker 1:The end yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:He had a whole bunch of those. There's a whole. Cd. See, I like those, I like the Brax and then my other vice is. Steve Brule, steve Brule, oh my.
Speaker 3:God, why is that familiar?
Speaker 2:Steve Brule. It's from Tim and Eric.
Speaker 3:It's fucking John C Reilly.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, dude his shit is hilarious, Dude, John C Reilly. Anything is fucking cold. I love John C Reilly.
Speaker 3:Wasn't there a thing where it's like remember the Tim and Eric Awesome show? Remember that I never watched it when it was just like. It was just like they had like, really crudely like drawn.
Speaker 2:They would just like express them like. I don't remember that. I never watched it. I remember one of them would dress up like a woman a lot I think this is what it was, dude there he is like j love Steve Brule man. Yeah, one of them dressed like a woman all the time.
Speaker 7:And now the only married news team in the Tri-County area, jan and Wayne Schuyler, with special news correspondent Dr Steve.
Speaker 5:Brule. I love all kinds of drinks, and especially wine.
Speaker 4:Well, that makes one of us, because I can't even get near the stuff because of my interior rash, and red wine is the worst for my sores.
Speaker 5:I didn't know that. Why didn't you say something when I poured you a glass last night?
Speaker 2:Because I sit with you. He looks like he's trying to dress up like John C Reilly.
Speaker 4:We've got a special guest, dr Steve Brule, is up in wine country. He's going to show us a thing or two about the differences between different kinds of wine.
Speaker 5:Steve, hey Jenny, hey Wayne. I don't even like wine, but guess what You're going to like it? I need some cheese.
Speaker 4:Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking? I can't see hon.
Speaker 5:Sweet berry wine. Sweet berry wine.
Speaker 3:I can't see hon.
Speaker 5:I'm supposed to spit it out, but no way, jose, my spinista tastes like fruit tastes like fruit wine was invented by Romans for orgies, and orgies are not too much fun. If no one wants to do with you, mike, you want to check on Steve real quick. Tell him how it tastes, steve. All right, let's do it, steve. Steve, are you okay? Over there there's all kinds of other wines Peanut, knorr, they got all different kinds. Peanut Knorr, and that's Steve Rule for your wine. Come here, jenny, jenny.
Speaker 2:I see the one where, like when your wife says you don't listen to her because you have a short attention span, and he's like Also so it was like your mother is a horse or something like that, dude there was.
Speaker 3:So there was. There was another thing where it was like.
Speaker 2:It was just like crudely animated like, they're like yeah I think I remember that, but I don't it was a tim and eric awesome show.
Speaker 3:It's called something else, I think, or maybe it was within that show, I don't know, but they're all like. It was black and white and it was just hand drawn and they're like, they'll do. They'll do like expressions.
Speaker 2:They wouldn't be animated, I like how we went to an adult swim kind of yeah, we went to an adult swim.
Speaker 3:Dude RIP Cartoon Network.
Speaker 2:So that's all I gotta say. Oh yeah, cause they just shut it down. Aqua Teen Hunger Force oh my god.
Speaker 3:Yes, I remember watching the fucking dude. We adjusted where it was New Year's Day or New Year's Eve and the pilot came on and we were watching cartoon network and it's like we're like what the fuck is this? And we were hooked day one on fucking aqua teen hugger. I did not, I um, dude did fucking.
Speaker 2:Uh, aqua teen ham banana. Dude. Dude. Ham banana is the best one dude or the fucking foreigner belt.
Speaker 3:I like the oh man there's so many. I like the love mummy. Oh ham banana. Yeah, oh you, I think he's kind of threatening me. Oh, I like the knick-knack and I like the moon and nights the oh dude when they order the pizzas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or mothman. Mothman was fucking hilarious oh yeah or uh, south bronx parasite baby. What a great intro song.
Speaker 1:I love Meatwad. What now?
Speaker 2:Meatwad, I think, was everybody's favorite. Mine is Carl, carl's awesome, automatically. Oh, dude, dusty Gazanga, dusty Gazanga, that's on here. Dude, dusty Kazanga, dusty Kazanga, that's on here. Dude, dusty Kazanga, dusty Kazanga. Oh one Is this Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1:Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3:Activity talk, of course Number one in the hood G.
Speaker 2:Dusty Kazanga, I'm trying to think of.
Speaker 3:I like Love Mummy for some reason.
Speaker 7:Mummy.
Speaker 2:Then they find out that because they think he's cursed- and stuff. Oh, the t-shirt, the haunted t-shirt, or whatever.
Speaker 7:Here you go.
Speaker 9:Hot grilled cheese. Oh, come on now. I just made those Lobster. Lobster Serve.
Speaker 7:Serve.
Speaker 8:I'll take that grilled cheese.
Speaker 7:We're frugal people. Okay, we don't generally eat lobster and steak for lunch. You cannot be serious. You better try Lord of the Lobster off of 14th Street. They're the closest.
Speaker 8:Get them to throw in. Some of them yeast rolls with the dip inside.
Speaker 2:Check out the t-shirt of the dead. That's one of my favorites. That's when Miwad gets that t-shirt, oh no. He gets powers or something, yeah, and he brings Santa Claus and then he strips his skin off.
Speaker 9:Oh, he's like oh, what are you Just go with something simple first.
Speaker 8:All right, here's something simple. Santa Claus, santa Claus, what is wrong with you, master Shake, you've been a naughty boy all day.
Speaker 2:I'm the Easter Bunny. I'm the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 8:Did you get my letter. Meatworm, why did you call me in the middle of July? I want me some presents. I've been a good boy for the first quarter of this year and most of the second quarter. It's the middle of f***ing July I was sleeping Well, but I, these faggoty elves, don't even come in till September. Well, I want a unicorn with a horn and a banana seat and a banana suit too. Give me that, well, I'll just waltz on down to the free present store. You think I have money?
Speaker 9:to buy all that.
Speaker 8:Ah, please, no, no not that kind of horn. Come on, use the hill. Well I didn't do it, you did it. So you want to have any coffee? I'm getting there. I'm sorry, he just woke me up and it pisses me off. Ah, that'll work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that'll work. The T-shirt of the dead there's. The whole fucking series is just really good, santa claus. Oh, there's andrew wk. Oh no, it's danzig danzig they do have andrew w.
Speaker 3:Yeah, carl, like cancer or something yeah party, party, party, party, party. We're going to have a party.
Speaker 2:Is it the Paradise? Is that South Bronx Paradise? I know South Bronx Paradise is one of my faves. Space Cotez, space Cotez. I love those guys. Listen, emery.
Speaker 3:Listen, Emery, no no.
Speaker 2:You're the one who's the worst. You're the one that sucks your own thoughts dude. I love those guys, are they?
Speaker 3:battling with like the moon and I yeah, space, space, go test. Season one, with the little opening gag, was with um dr dr.
Speaker 2:Weird, I loved him my ass has chosen to eat my hand. It hungers more cord. Send out the phone spiders.
Speaker 3:Steve, I don't think that's right. Ah, shit always happens to him, his little cystic guy. It's so random.
Speaker 4:Excuse me, dr Wired Weird, weird, weird.
Speaker 2:Dr Weird, steve, send the phone spiders. Ah, dude, I fucking love it so good. Um shit, um, mr pickles, it's definitely one of my faves. Uh, the doll swim. Did you watch that one?
Speaker 3:uh, is it some sort of devil?
Speaker 1:he's a satanic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it, satanic, good boy dude.
Speaker 2:Sarah loved that fucking show because it's metal, it's all metal music when you're mr metal metal oculus is the best.
Speaker 3:I wish they'd bring that back. I watched like a movie.
Speaker 2:They had a movie come out I didn't really care for it too much. I didn't seem like the voices changed a little bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, my one of my favorite gags was the hamburger time, where we're we're bing bing, boom, hammer. That's one of my favorite gags. Was the hamburger time, where we're we're bing bing, boom, hammer. That's one of my favorite, that's my favorite episode yeah yeah, because I jacked up on dr freak.
Speaker 2:You is my pals, we're fucking.
Speaker 3:Toki finds a goddamn cat that's dying. The cat dies at the end we're gonna be okay because we drank all that bleach.
Speaker 2:Right guys, they go to the bleach?
Speaker 3:yeah, because they actually have a brush with death, even though people die at their concerts yeah, people die at their concerts every episode and they have a little brush with it. They're like, holy shit, guys, we almost died. And their manager's like, well, maybe you guys go to the doctor, listen, listen.
Speaker 7:Bing bang, boom hamburger time.
Speaker 6:Yeah, can we call something else? Yeah, hamburger time.
Speaker 9:You're a gay doctor.
Speaker 3:I jerked off at a doctor's face.
Speaker 2:That song at the end was so good, though man.
Speaker 1:You saw my pals I didn't fucking care.
Speaker 3:Dude, dude, I gotta listen to that. Yeah, I'm down, dude, I'm 100% down.
Speaker 2:This has been an interesting episode.
Speaker 1:From Ohio.
Speaker 2:State to Adult Swim. We're making full circle here, oh man. Oh there it is, Meow I chose him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's a cat.
Speaker 3:He's a super cool cat. He's just got some little coughs.
Speaker 1:He's a super cool cat.
Speaker 3:Toki's probably one of my favorite characters. Mine is Murderface. Murderface is awesome. It's like a Lisa Frank thing. Yeah, murderface, murderface is awesome.
Speaker 2:It's like a Lisa Frank thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't have burger time. You've got some love in my life. You know you've made me feel fine. Made me feel fine. I think your kitty's inside.
Speaker 9:You know you kept me in line Pickles, pickles, yeah, so I can drink and get high. No more hamburger time. No more hamburger time that I got on Ashdod's eyes.
Speaker 6:And my dick just spread this wide. He hang out, he wants to live, not come in. No, hamburger time, no no.
Speaker 2:I can't talk with a back of face. Is this card or whatever?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's card. Quiz card, quiz card.
Speaker 2:Oh, dr roxo dr roxo is probably one of my favorites dude um one of my favorite songs of theirs is mermaid.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I like it so much. It's yeah, dude, dude, it's fucking awesome it's. It's really simple, but it's like, I don't know. It's one of my favorite songs of theirs. It's kind of repetitive, but it's just like oh, I know what I want to show. Have you ever seen the Batman things off these songs?
Speaker 2:Yes, remember, we watched them. Did we watch them together? We watched one.
Speaker 3:Did we watch one? Yes, did we watch the Batman one?
Speaker 2:Yes, we did, I think. So Let me see here the Mermaid, or Batman.
Speaker 3:Bat Metal.
Speaker 2:Yes, we did. I don't care, we can watch it again, I don't care I think it was Batman.
Speaker 3:Fuck for it. You're wrong bud oh no, that was wrong, but although I was I forget which one I was Batman metal too yeah.
Speaker 2:I love this so much, lars James.
Speaker 4:This is parents.
Speaker 2:Just fucking up and torturing Aquaman.
Speaker 6:Yeah, just fucking up and torturing Aquaman yeah. But beware, for when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek vengeance on you and they will rest until you're dead.
Speaker 1:The hunter Check, pipe Check, hand Check, Axe Check.
Speaker 6:Subject Check Location Check.
Speaker 3:Desire Check Vengeance.
Speaker 1:Check Dude. The animation is so good, All the.
Speaker 2:Shark tail dude.
Speaker 9:Ha, ha, ha ha ha.
Speaker 2:It's like Guitar.
Speaker 9:Hero Kids. Yeah, yeah, he's like murder, he's like oh no, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:Ha ha, ha ha Dude it's so good.
Speaker 2:That's awesome, dude. Yeah, the animation's really good, you know what would be cool. My favorite part of the animation is Robin at the drums.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's really well done.
Speaker 2:It's just super cool.
Speaker 3:This reminds me and I know we were talking earlier about old school Newgrounds, kind of animation.
Speaker 4:It does. Yeah, this reminds me of something like that.
Speaker 3:This is something I would watch on Newgrounds back in 2001.
Speaker 1:And I'd be loving every bit of it, but with that said we'll have to bid adieu for today.
Speaker 3:Bid adieu, Any departing words.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd like to say thank you to everybody for listening. We really appreciate it. Definitely, congratulations to our Ohioio state guys dude, yes on a on an addy win when they win, I win.
Speaker 3:So that's that's how I feel, so I live vicariously through them, as all fans, and I'd like to say, um, I'm a winner.
Speaker 2:What's up, tony? I know you're fucking listening. Ha ha, tony bucchioni, I know you're fucking listening. Ha ha, tony buccione, I know you're listening, dude, um, he listens to us at work. He goes. Thank you guys for helping me get through my work day so yeah, we hope everyone is getting through their work day. Yeah, and also a goon tag and an elon musk.
Speaker 3:Salute to all the people evita zane like a Gesundheit and all that, evita.
Speaker 2:That's right. Gesundheit, that's right, that's right, that's right. Did you do it so well, dude?
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe too well that was too well.
Speaker 2:That's the German part of John coming out, it is Barbaria.
Speaker 3:Volkswagen Beetle Germany.
Speaker 2:Mercedes Benz.
Speaker 7:I'm not Japanese.
Speaker 3:But yeah, seriously, we I'm not jacking, but yeah seriously, we appreciate everyone who listens. As Jay said, and we'll definitely, we're going to be around a long time, so we'll be back next week and then we'll see you next week. I'm John Brickman and I'm Jason Scherger. Peace out.
Speaker 1:Girl Scouts.