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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 154: Snowstorms, Bottlegate Blunders and Retro Game Revelations!
Snowstorms in Ohio? They're a blessing in disguise—no alligators and hurricanes to worry about! Join us as we laugh through the chilly chaos and recount some hilarious editing blunders, including a segment that was so off-the-wall it had to be axed. We’re buzzing with excitement about our upcoming plans, featuring a potential guest appearance and a live streaming event that’s going to be a game-changer. Speaking of streaming, we couldn’t help but gush over our friend’s creative project that's taken the digital world by storm.
Ever wondered why the Cleveland Browns fans are so passionate? Blame it on incidents like Bottlegate and Ken Dorsey’s memorable moments on the field. We journey through GameStop's fresh venture into grading Pokémon and sports cards, sprinkling in a blast from the past with tales of retro gaming attempts and football nostalgia. From questionable referee calls to the media circus that follows, we bring you a candid mix of gaming news and football memories that’ll make you chuckle and ponder.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, we share an exhilarating update on our soon-to-launch streaming platform. We promise this time we're not just all talk—get ready for some fresh, heart-pounding content. Plus, we chat about the digital shift in media and the perils of a cashless society, exploring everything from Mel Brooks films to the enigmatic charm of players like Jared Goff and Baker Mayfield. Whether you're a die-hard sports fan or just love a good story, this episode has something for everyone.
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Speaker 2:Comedy Skits Random bullshit, random bullshit. Tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day, this is our day. It's not my day, this is our day, and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on, you like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and jay. Let's rock. Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of it's Everyday.
Speaker 2:Everyday, yes it is an awesome Tuesday night tonight, cold as fuck. Snow just hit a few days ago. I fucking hate snow. I fucking hate it.
Speaker 4:You know, I like it around December, but after that I could live without it. Christmas Day, that's it. Yeah, after Christmas it could live without it christmas day, that's it yeah, after christmas it could go fuck off the only thing that people said.
Speaker 2:I saw somebody our uh video where people were shoveling and they're reminding themselves why they love like they don't mind the snow. No alligators, hurricanes. They're like that's true. No alligators or hurricanes or earthquakes no alligators, yeah. So, um, when it comes to live in ohio, we got to take the the snow, yeah, the cold, and so the snow is the worst.
Speaker 4:I'll take it dude and the cold you know I can live with snow, but I really dislike ice, ice, igloos and escobos and penguins and ice well, what sucks is when snow starts melting. That's what what you end up getting, yeah, you get, the black guys. The black guys. First of all if I sound a little hoarse the hoist man. Yeah, baby.
Speaker 2:When snow starts melting, you get black guys. You get black guys.
Speaker 4:Yeah, those snow buddies come around. Snow buddies, that's funny. I apologize ahead of time if I sound hoarse Speaking of black guys. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4:I have a little cold, a little chest cold, but I do sound buttery smooth you can always tell when I'm healthy, because you don't hear fucking cough drops into my yeah, I don't like cough drops, so I just look oh shit, man, we're supposed to make a call tonight, so oh well, damn it, we didn't get to do that yeah, we uh, for for this week's break we had another idea, but we didn't do it even we have kind of a breaking point, so I I don't know I'm not gonna divulge what it was, but we're just like man that this is not seeing the light of day. We didn't even save it. What we got coming up, though, is just better. It's hilarious. So you know the country.
Speaker 2:Stylings of one, alan jackson yeah, no joke, so, but we can probably call uh, make this call next. Yeah, we do it next. Yeah, we do it next time, that's fine, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we got a little. We're a little behind schedule because kind of I already got all the details of our, of our stream.
Speaker 2:You know we're gonna go live soon and then also we, we like, like john said we, we were working on an idea and, holy shit, it got bad it was. It was horrible. Like you, there's not a lot of things that'll make me like not want to do it, and but this we were, john was gonna go through with it because I was like I didn't say nothing, but I was like dude, let's scratch this I was so relieved.
Speaker 4:He's like it was the most anti-semitic shit ever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like we've done auschwitz and shit where it's.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean that's kind of funny, that's kind of us doing like really over the top austrian german accents where it's like, yeah, it's bad, but this was just like if it almost turned into like nazi propaganda. It was like we're getting, basically, we're going to be on the fbi watch list, uh, after this.
Speaker 2:So so we might actually still get the call oh, okay, I have to call here in a couple minutes okay, whatever, so it's all good um, nope, never mind. Oh, never mind, I'm just gonna talk. Let's wait till next week that's fine, it's all good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, baby, I'm gonna butter your bread. I wish my voice could stay this way forever. I wish my voice could stay this way forever.
Speaker 3:Come in summer of 2025. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I uh, oh, you know fucking. Oh, let's see what she said Okay, she said okay, okay, so um Next week we have a guest.
Speaker 4:I can't wait till we get like. Instead of just like doing this ghetto style, we could actually just have them just use their phone and just facetime us, and then we could see them I'm kind of glad that she can't because she's driving oh yeah, that would not be good, but but it's her and her brother, um.
Speaker 2:It'd be my next week.
Speaker 4:It'll be my assistant manager, sarah um, um and her brother, pete peter speaking of guests, so we were talking about having toady on as one of our first guests when we do live streaming. Dude, how did he? Where did he? Do you know where he came up? So he sent us a couple of links for his by the way check out, one made underscore mafia. Friend of ours, yeah, um, he sent us a couple links for his uh. Friend of ours, yeah, um, he sent us a couple links for his uh, uh, for his or not podcast. But his stream dude, those that was ai, that was actually really well, I loved them, dude. I thought they were sweet. Dude, I was at first I was like the first one was like really play jade vanilla, kind of metal core. The second one was okay. The third one I'm like yeah, dude, this is it.
Speaker 2:Can we, like I was gonna say, can we show like are we like I don't? Well, I don't want to do that?
Speaker 4:yeah, I don't want to do that on our podcast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah because I would show the like the audience how awesome, like how much attention to detail that tony's putting into a show. But I loved them like the first one was okay yeah it was, it was the second one was really good. I like this and I'm like when, when you said the third, I was like okay, well, the third is, I'm like man, I'm sold on the second one.
Speaker 4:But then when I heard the third, I was like okay when that, when that chorus kicked in, I'm like dude, it just see it now. If ever be I would, I would do two verses like if, if I was making it, I would I would have, just like, this is just personal preference, it sounds awesome. Either way, I would have, like I would have.
Speaker 2:I would have got to that chorus right now like saying fuck, he's like fuck, you guys can do your own shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, fuck you dude. What do you know? Asshole you dude, fuck you dude, fuck you dude. No, I'm just it's still sweet. I like it's like man, I was gonna ask him where he got the third one was like I had a build-up but it was it's.
Speaker 4:The build-up was really fast, it's not like a like to me since his pot or I keep saying podcast, since his. You know, twitch is kind of like wrestling related. It's in my brain. It sounded like a wrestling related kind of like song, not like a theme song, but like a show opening for like raw I'd want one of those sus records ones yeah, dude, that'd be funny it's not gonna suck in itself yeah, dude, I love it.
Speaker 2:I'd love to do our own. That'd be fun I was.
Speaker 4:I was trying to convince my mom if I could put my old christmas music on and she was like, no, this is fine. I was because I was gonna put like sus records, you should just change it. I should just change it anyway should just change it anyway yeah, she wouldn't even because she had like she put it on like one of those like youtube fireplaces you know that had christmas music played in the background on the tv at their house oh god, I was gonna.
Speaker 4:I was gonna boa guard their tv and put on the sus records.
Speaker 2:You know you do just mute that. Bring your own fire, alexa over, or whatever well, I got access to their tv it's a it's a.
Speaker 4:It's a fire tv, so it has fire, it has the. It has that built in. But I have access to their television because I've shown videos on their tv, so I was just gonna like break into it and just start playing.
Speaker 2:Sus records christmas songs like, like we were showing the other like couple weeks I was wondering about that, but I never asked. I was wondering if you ever did that oh, I know I did it.
Speaker 4:I was like, yeah, I didn't do that. Well, number one the girls were over there and, uh, I don't know, they probably heard worse from their old man, so I don't know, they probably have.
Speaker 2:But fucking kids, god damn kids ruin everything.
Speaker 4:They ruin lives. Don't ever have children, not that I know for personal experience, but I could tell. I could tell it's not fun yeah, no, we uh shit.
Speaker 2:Man fucking wore out after today. We did uh, we took a huge fucking dvd trade in at a level up today.
Speaker 4:Oh, but I know I already said this once, but in our hometown GameStop is closing. So how does it feel? Is it closed? Now it's gone? Saturday was the last day. Well, you guys, you killed them. Man. How's it feel to take out the big corporate fucking dogs, man?
Speaker 3:Adrian. Well, it's not about how you get here.
Speaker 4:It's about when you get hit and then you get cte and then you can't remember what you're gonna say.
Speaker 6:What? Was I saying buy three, get one free. And then you get buy three, get one free at level up fucking uh, no, we uh.
Speaker 2:So what was it I found out last Friday? I found out that because CNC from Fremont called us and said, hey, you might want to tell people to get their money back on their preorders and shit like that, and I'm like, no, I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 2:Why would I say that they're like because GameStop's closed and they called Dustin or whatever. That works with me. Because game, you know, because game stops closing, they call dustin or whatever. That works with me. And I said, well, I said first of all I don't trust them, so I don't really give a fuck, I don't trust them at all, so whatever so no joke. One of our one of our old employees ex-employees works there the one that we wrote our song about.
Speaker 2:Oh, that guy, yeah nice dude, yeah, so anyway, he um, he works, worked at gamestop or work was working at gamestop and he confirmed it.
Speaker 4:He did, yeah, he's like, yeah, they're closing saturdays or last I hate to see people losing their jobs, but that's but whatever that's kind of.
Speaker 2:What sucks is that they weren't. They weren't keeping their staff, they were just letting them go and they weren't doing any deals for closing it was they're just, they're sending their merchandise.
Speaker 4:That's it all the place.
Speaker 2:Yep, that's all she wrote, said not enough foot traffic was the reason for the average you know, like you see, every time I drove by there there'd be nobody there. I'd never see anybody go in there well, the thing is, is you got to have stuff to bring them in and they didn't? Well, you don't think?
Speaker 4:overpriced neca toys is gonna bring in the fucking crowd. Oh gee, oh, ghostbusters, stranger thing. Toys. Oh, okay, yeah, cool. Oh, where's the video games? Dude, I remember walking in and I was like, where are the video games? Because I wouldn't. It was just wall-to-wall toys almost. I like toys, don't get me wrong, but it's just like I just feel like they kind of just shifted away from being a game store to kind of like just kind of leading in to hire more things that are probably giving more overhead or more profit margin, which would be maybe toys, I don't know, but I don't know use.
Speaker 2:I don't know man a lot of profit, you would think.
Speaker 4:So hell, gamestop just got it. They just signed a deal with, like psa to grade cards, like pokemon cards and shit. What, yeah, you didn't know that dude? No, yeah, dude, they grade poke you like they'll send your cards to PSA and they'll buy your cards and give you cash for cards for Pokemon and, I think, sports cards too.
Speaker 2:That's fucking. Gamestop, GameStop bro, they keep trying new shit and it doesn't work yeah.
Speaker 2:They did the same thing because we're like the store I work at, that I run, is a retro video game store for the most part, and the thing is that fucking gamestop tried to get into fucking retro, but you saw how that worked. It doesn't work well, man. Like they don't transition well. The problem is that when when they're when they're selling their game system, they're not them selling their game system was great. I went in there and saw a ds light for 56 bucks. I was like holy shit, I would have bought it if it wasn't pink. But I got standards. Real men wear pink, that's right, they don't play on it.
Speaker 4:They don't play on it, they play in the pink. They play in the pink and two in the pink, not on, or something like that and two in the browns oh my god, the browns so glad they got rid of kevin dorsey.
Speaker 2:The law, get the fuck out, is it? Kevin ken? Ken dorsey. That's it, yeah, the last you know what I? Always have.
Speaker 4:I always have. Uh, the only memory of ken dorsey that I that I only want to have is him getting fucking obliterated in the in the championship game that's by Ohio State. That's the only last. Who did he?
Speaker 2:play for Miami. Oh, was that in 0-1-0-2?. Yeah, that's Ken Dorsey, no shit, I didn't know he was a quarterback.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was a quarterback for Miami. No shit and seeing him get planted into the fucking ground.
Speaker 2:Dude, the fucking Bills fired him, dude, for a reason. Why the fuck, why would the Browns? The Browns are fucking retarded.
Speaker 4:Because the Browns used him as a quarterback for a game, didn't the Browns? Wasn't he one of the Browns' like 40 quarterbacks they've had? I don't know, I'm pretty sure he was. I think they used him once or twice, I don't remember. But, dude, and also did you see the? I was watching shaw watson had a setback, quote unquote, oh, on his achilles injury, and before that he was a fucking thank god he restructured his contract. You know, I wonder if it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, you had a setback, motherfucker, they fucking slices achilles, the bob did I bet you they're browns fans too, so fucking shithole.
Speaker 2:But um, dude, I was watching um bottle gate from the oh, that's a fond memory dude, I love that. I did you know what. I was watching it and I'm sitting here like uh, because who was um, who was the catcher? Who was the or not theer, but the receiver that caught the?
Speaker 4:ball Dennis.
Speaker 2:Northcutt? Huh, no, it was from when they threw bottles on the field.
Speaker 4:You thought, yeah, you thought about the receiver who caught the ball.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Wasn't it, it wasn't Dennis Northcutt, no, it was uh.
Speaker 2:You sure, quincy Jones, it was Quincy Jones or Quincy Morgan, was it?
Speaker 4:Quincy Morgan. Quincy Morgan is who it was.
Speaker 2:And I was watching and I don't know, like, from my point of my opinion, because I never watched it, because it was before I got really into football- oh, I was livid.
Speaker 4:I remember watching that as a kid, as like a teenager or like a young adult, if you will, being really pissed, because I was still. That's when I was like the last it was 01. Was it a young adult, if you will?
Speaker 2:yeah, being really pissed because I was still. That's what it was like. The last one, was it too? I think it was all one that was like the last time. I was a really big browns fan, so, and it was butch davis and davis, that dude was not having it.
Speaker 4:He was so pissed you know who was on the call for that game. I think it was gus johnson, you know the guy on fox. Yeah, it was gus johnson, because he used to do nfl games back in the day.
Speaker 2:So but I was watching in uh, because they had a whole clip on facebook reels and shit and I was like, oh, dude, I want to watch this. So I never got to see it. And uh, through the past to to quincy, uh, morgan, and then he falls and as he's falling he drops the ball. Okay, I understand that, but my thing is that when he caught it I think he caught it, he had possession and then he fumbled it but ended up recovering his own fumble and that's what I think happened. And what really sucked is they did that, ran the next play to spike it, but he fucking pump faked it. Fucking stupid. Can you do it? You can't pump fake on a spike, it's it. That's an incomplete pass and intentional grounding. You have to just throw it down. You can't go like it can't be a yahtzee shaker I've I've seen that before.
Speaker 2:Get really interesting okay, I don't think I could you know more about football than I do, so maybe, but they were talking about. They're like that's intentional grounding. You should.
Speaker 4:You can't pump fake a spike okay, I would look that up, because that's yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2:But anyway, since they ran another play, you shouldn't be able to review the prior play. And they did. They said it was because the communication there was a problem in the wiring right tough shit right to me that that doesn't matter, that's not my problem, that's your problem, and uh. So, yeah, I'm waiting, uh, I'm waiting to hear the verdict on whether you can pump.
Speaker 2:Fake a spike? I don't think you can do, because there's really in a way, I don't know there's not a whole lot, but we uh, but when they reversed the call and gave it to jacksonville, dude butch davis was pissed, the fans were pissed, I was even pissed, I wouldn't even you know it's been years. And then that's why they don't have bottles in yeah, in stadiums anymore.
Speaker 4:It's because of the brown I think the rule's a little gray, I think, because the rule says it has to be a continuous throwing motion to throw the ball directly into the ground. Technically that's not a continuous throwing motion, because you can interpret the rules that way. But yeah, but be that as it may, they went back and reviewed it, even even though the play was ran and then the tournament was incomplete, and then just fucking hellfire and brimstone rained down from the fucking stand.
Speaker 2:Dude, you can hear him in the background yelling. This is bullshit. First of all, I'll say this dude, do not piss off a Browns fan or the Browns fans. Dude, can we play the video? Can we see?
Speaker 4:it. Yeah sure, I was about to watch it anyway, I'm so glad you do not.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say this we are. I love the Browns, I love to hate the Browns. That's what sucks, because the Browns are so fucking assholes. And the Browns, that's what sucks the Browns are so fucking assholes. They're so stupid run organization but I love the fans.
Speaker 8:On the sideline. He's got that nerve switch.
Speaker 2:You can hear him in the background.
Speaker 7:When the Browns almost went up on the line of scrimmage knowing the clock was running. Hey, it's fourth down, you've got time Huddle up. Don't worry about the touchdown right now. Worry about getting those two yards.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, here it is Quincy Morgan.
Speaker 8:I want to watch this.
Speaker 4:That was a totally complete pass, to be fair.
Speaker 2:When they did the replay, though I didn't think it was See how he pipped yeah.
Speaker 7:And I'm just wondering if that was going to be one of those fake spikes. I thought he was going to do that.
Speaker 4:You can't do that, you can't fake it, but you have to commit, pass a lineigned scrimmage, I think.
Speaker 2:See the announcers even think that they're talking about the spike that's being continuous. They're not talking about the spike, though.
Speaker 7:They're talking about the play before.
Speaker 2:See, they're talking about the spike.
Speaker 7:They're saying that it's intentional grounding because he wasn't out of the pocket. So you have that initial chance to go ahead and spike it, but he faked it and at that point, when he throws it into the ground, it becomes intentional grounding because you're not outside the pocket. Look at it, see the fake right there. He did it the second time. See, he got to do it too. So what they're discussing is should that be intentional grounding, should it? Yes, I believe the way the rule is written. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2:What is that? Five yards Loss of down.
Speaker 4:It would be 10 yards of the loss of down. I don't know if there's a clock runoff.
Speaker 8:They tried to buzz the referees on the field.
Speaker 4:I love how the controversy wasn't even what the controversy what they were talking about. They were talking about something totally different and it turns out oh yeah, by the way, replay buzzed prior to the snap.
Speaker 7:We'll be looking to see if the last pass was incomplete or complete.
Speaker 2:That's bullshit.
Speaker 8:Deception by Quincy Morgan.
Speaker 7:So they actually overruled that last play and they're trying to See if this is a catch or not. You see it slide now from Quincy Morgan and he Boy. That ball didn't necessarily Stay in the grasp of Quincy Morgan. It looked like he was trying to pull it up.
Speaker 2:I like when they show a close-up, because it looks like he pulls it in.
Speaker 7:Potential grounding call, which I thought the Jags were going after originally.
Speaker 4:That's an incomplete pass. It is Watching this 30 years, 20 years later. Yeah, that's incomplete, no doubt about it.
Speaker 7:Later yeah, that's incomplete, no doubt about it and if you had just the way now, how the nfl's evolved with the way that ball can't be sliding around.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they would have called that incomplete 100 of the time now but you know it sucks.
Speaker 2:But endo facto they called it again right, right, right and then they ran another play, so another play had already, another play had already been won.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the referees did a really bad job on taking control of the situation. Like nobody was taking control of the situation at all.
Speaker 2:They even say something about it, yeah.
Speaker 4:Gus Johnson went nuts in this part Like they need to get control of this he does.
Speaker 7:But you can clearly get the ref's attention by jumping upson was a little different back then.
Speaker 4:He wasn't like that over the middle got it. You know it was very close to the 10, you know that old gus johnson that we know love today and you can see the world famous right there now.
Speaker 7:He got two feet down, but did he have possession of the ball when he got the two feet down? Is that so you can?
Speaker 4:there's there's a dumb catch, though, and it looked like he still had it there and that ball hit the ground 100 and so this is he had no he didn't have possession and the ball hit the ground as he went down, so yeah, that's incomplete absolutely, they called it a completion would have went for a touchdown if they had jay shurgs on the team.
Speaker 2:Jay- shurgs dude, that's my man player here, it is you done, pissed off, so stadium full and what bush?
Speaker 7:is saying right now is we ran another play and, like I said in the history, a stadium full of Browns fans Is this the stadium where it's at right now.
Speaker 4:Yep, and it was toward the dog pound too.
Speaker 3:It was on the north end of the stadium too.
Speaker 4:There it goes, you see him. Oh my God, wow, people got really hurt.
Speaker 2:during this too, People got cracked. They said they were throwing trash cans and everything.
Speaker 4:Binoculars were being thrown. Somebody got hit with binoculars. I read, I remember and it's getting ugly here fast Dude. There was a game earlier, like this year I think, during one of the championship games to college. People were throwing shit on the field. Then they reversed the call after they made the call when fans started throwing shit on the fields. Like the times have changed.
Speaker 8:It's an incomplete pass.
Speaker 7:Boy, I don't know. He had those two feet down. Then you see the ball coming out.
Speaker 8:But what the fans are upset with is the Browns were able to get to the line of scrimmage and run another play, but then the officials went back two plays.
Speaker 2:I love it when you hear this. It's bullshit. You can hear it on the TV.
Speaker 8:Between the replay officials in the booth and the officials on the field, and the rules are pretty specific Once another play is run, it can't be reviewed.
Speaker 7:So they were talking about the malfunction in the system.
Speaker 2:That's what the replay booth has been talking about. Look at all that shit flying, wow. Here's where the replay booth has been talking about.
Speaker 7:Look at all that shit flying Wow, but we don't make the rules.
Speaker 2:Here's where it starts charging.
Speaker 7:And that's one thing that we haven't had since replay has come back. We haven't had that situation, gus where another play has been run.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, there was a time where there wasn't replay in the NFL and then they took it. They brought it, then they took it away for a while, then they brought it back, so it was like around this time. At least the bottles were plastic.
Speaker 8:Still, when those were full, still hurt.
Speaker 2:He's like there, it is Bullshit. Look at'm flipping off the cameras and shit. We're some of the most belligerent assholes.
Speaker 7:No shit, and we've just davis still arguing his case, and we've just never seen that once the play is run, I like that jacket he has on.
Speaker 2:I know I was thinking the same fucking thing. I want that butch davis dude, that jacket he has on. I know I was thinking the same thing I was I want that butch davis.
Speaker 4:Dude, that jacket is tight man, it's fucking hot, I love it.
Speaker 7:What the officials need to do is they need to get on the pa and get control of this game and get control of the fans.
Speaker 4:They're letting it get out of control because they're not why didn't the pa anybody on the pa come on and say, hey, stop it. That's usually kind of what happens when fans get a little belligerent.
Speaker 7:And what happened? Talk about the other play being run off, because that is an unusual situation. You've got to let everybody know why this is happening. Because, just like up here in the booth.
Speaker 4:He's right.
Speaker 7:Nobody has any idea what's going on.
Speaker 4:He's 100% correct.
Speaker 8:The Browns came into this game with six wins, hoping to keep their playoff hopes alive the usual Browns Six wins.
Speaker 4:They were in the playoff hunt, though, for this game. Of course, this essentially ended that.
Speaker 7:If the ball is in D Jacksonville, then just call the game and get these guys off the field. It's not worth somebody getting hurt if the fans are going to throw crap on the field.
Speaker 4:I like that jacket, bro. I can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 7:This is ridiculous. Just get rid of the.
Speaker 8:So let's take a look back.
Speaker 4:Why isn't anybody on the PA saying anything? This is so not the way to handle this. Here he is. Oh, there's that clip I was talking about right here. Texas fans throw trash on the field to bully refs into overturning a call in the SEC. I think the SEC championship game.
Speaker 2:I want to check that out.
Speaker 8:Game's over. That is the end of the game. Unbelievable. Now they call the game. Well, that was 48 seconds to go. Yeah, you got to take three plus.
Speaker 4:Yeah, put that helmet on bro.
Speaker 2:Did you know the NFL made the comeback out? Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 8:Especially when you consider how big of a game this was for the Cleveland Cubs you hear Gus Johnson getting excited.
Speaker 3:Happy holidays.
Speaker 7:Dude, that's so funny world famous situation came down because once another play I love gus johnson you can't go back.
Speaker 2:He always backs us oh dude I'd be afraid if I was jacksonville going to the locker room.
Speaker 7:The field and you know what the fans got to stop throwing crap. We just saw a guy get hit in the head and he's down. Split his head wide open. The fans have got to control themselves. People are getting hurt. It's ridiculous. You're only hurting yourself.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, Look, oh man, this was a thing man.
Speaker 8:The officials are pummeled as they head into the locker room and butch davis is speechless he doesn't know what to say or what to do.
Speaker 2:I do like that jacket. I love that. I want that fucking jacket. Like I still love my browns, even though they lose year in and year out, I love my browns. It makes me appreciate fantasy football more yeah, for sure, absolutely you know like I can't room for either.
Speaker 4:If I lose both, it just sucks, so so here this this just happened what when was this? Uh, I think this is their the sec championship game on the sideline.
Speaker 1:It's intercepted, picked up by baron. Catch back john, a baron still alive, dragged out the nine. There is a flag on the field back at the secondary.
Speaker 4:Oh no, no, no, this was earlier in the year. Never mind, this was earlier in the season.
Speaker 9:Or is it defensive holding, as Kirby's saying, definitely contact at the top of that route.
Speaker 6:That left. We're talking about it. Kirby's pretty confident it was a hold and a gate. What would have been an enormous electric we're going to curb.
Speaker 4:Stop those global chimpanzees. Another guy's had a great game.
Speaker 9:I can't wait for Bill to take a peek at this one to see at the top of the round if it's defensive holding or offensive. Number seven. The ball beplates at the spot of the foul with an automatic first down.
Speaker 6:So instead of Texas football first and goal, Georgia's going to be set up out across the 40. They're showing the replay.
Speaker 9:The top of the route. You tell me there's contact, close ways. Oh no, no, come on Really. Here's what I've got the defender has a right to get in front of him. I don't see him holding him.
Speaker 4:I don't know yeah, I don't know what they're looking at there.
Speaker 9:They're both kind of going at each other. I just don't know how you make that call of it. It goes again. Oh, look at that slack jaw. Look at that slack jawed yokel Now.
Speaker 3:I'm no PI Now I'm no PI, fuck you. Did you see that?
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's an enormous. That wasn't no PS. He was like fuck you, did you see that? Yeah, that's an enormous call.
Speaker 3:That wasn't no offense. That's no pass interference. What are you talking about?
Speaker 9:Paul, I don't usually get that animated, but man, this is a huge call.
Speaker 4:That's not even close.
Speaker 3:No, that's bullshit, not a billion years from.
Speaker 2:That's bullshit.
Speaker 7:Oh, here we go, they're now reigning.
Speaker 6:Yeah, vidal, santa. This is unfortunate. This is going to delay the game. That's the student section down there in the corner. They're not going to win the Taco Bell contest at this rate. But I'll tell you, these guys have a tough job, especially on these plays on the edge.
Speaker 4:Yes, yeah, sarkeesian goes out there and tells him to knock it off.
Speaker 6:Sarkeesian down there pleading with them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's going all the way down to the students and telling them to knock that shit off Water bottles in that end zone.
Speaker 6:Somebody did it early, and then there was just a whole bunch of copycats Sarks, all the way over the 10-yard line, telling them to chill out. Oh, look at all the like players and shit going over there Cleaning up the end zone.
Speaker 9:That call will be talked about, no matter how this game ends, because I don't know. I'm glad again, bill, you're up here, is that?
Speaker 2:Herb Street.
Speaker 9:Yeah, yeah, what a shill, because I don't know. I'm glad again, bill, you're up here. Is that Herb Street? Yeah, yeah, what a shill. Who, herbie, yeah.
Speaker 4:Fuck him. He's an ESPN SEC shill now.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm like, do you remember where you came from? No, you're not like fucking Charles Woodson, who's like Michigan sucks Michigan's dick all the time.
Speaker 4:Or like Desmond Howard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's who it was Desmond.
Speaker 9:Howard, there was no defensive pass interference. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4:The fans bullied the refs in the change of the call. Does that set a good precedent?
Speaker 6:Which is an enormous moment in this game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Are you surprised they changed it, Bill? Yeah, I'm surprised. What?
Speaker 3:I'm going to throw my own water bottle out there. I'm going to throw this at you. I'm going to throw you out there.
Speaker 4:I'm going to throw you out there.
Speaker 1:It would have to be an on-field decision.
Speaker 4:So yeah, dude, Wow, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3:So yeah, dude that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4:So the fans bullied the refs into changing?
Speaker 2:Well, I think they probably had to take a look at it, dude, because there's a reason why these people are getting in, Because, as a normal sports fan and I'm like watching the games and shit if it's logical, yeah, we still get pissed, but if it's logical it is what it is. You know, like if he would have held them then it would be understandable. They wouldn't have got us so pissed off. But the fact that these fans were throwing bottles on the field, just like the Browns, tells you that something was not just about this. There's no rules in it. The rules weren't followed. I don't know. I can understand the animosity. I'd be pissed too.
Speaker 4:Fuck that shit. I hate blaming refs and getting on refs for wins and losses, but you know what one play that haunts me to this day is?
Speaker 2:the kansas city, because the kansas city used to fuck out of the refs, not them.
Speaker 4:No, I'm talking like ohio state was against clubs in the I think the the semi-final, where the clubs and player caught it and he fumbled and ohio state took it back for a scoop and score and then they said it was incomplete. It was not a fumble really what's that?
Speaker 2:let's look at that.
Speaker 4:I want to see that dude uh well, we're gonna take a break quick though oh yeah, we got a break.
Speaker 2:Break. Should I keep forgetting about yeah?
Speaker 4:we got a break and then, on the other other, that we'll, we'll keep talking, we'll do one more vines vines. Enjoy this. Not that we'll be back what's up, baby?
Speaker 2:while I was standing here checking your uh front end, uh, your front butt and your jean shorts.
Speaker 3:And I noticed you got one fight ass pussy. I'm just wondering if you can see me, see your fucking lips down there. I'm telling you what I'm a fucking country boy like a fine ass. Well, way down yonder on a fat ass coochie, it gets hotter than a hoochie choochie. We laid rubber on a Georgia asphalt.
Speaker 2:Got a little crazy, but a finger got caught.
Speaker 3:Dive by the river on a Friday night. Stuck my wiener where the sun don't shine. Talk about cars and dream about women. Gonna give this fat bitch a little bit of semen. Can't wait to dive yonder on her fat ass. Coochie Knew how much that dizzle didn't lend to me, but I learned how to swim and I learned who I was. Couldn't wait till I fucking bushed my nut. Ha ha, yeah, damn, that's a fat ass pussy. Gonna stick my goddamn two fish in that motherfucker. You know what I'm talking about. What's this one? Well, we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy.
Speaker 2:It hauled her because she was heavy. So I set up a burger in a grave snow cone, gave her my dingus and a little bit of bone.
Speaker 3:Down by the river on a Friday night Stuck my hand in her ass. That was tight, Talking about cars and dreaming about women. This bitch took every drop of fucking semen. Oh man, yeah, way down yonder on her fattest coochie.
Speaker 2:Never knew how much that pussy fucking tasted to me.
Speaker 3:But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was.
Speaker 2:Wanted to bust in her fucking tight butt.
Speaker 3:Oh man, yeah, baby, roll that fucking thing over in flour. I want to find a wet spot. Woo, god damn, I'm someone out a wet spot. Woo, god damn, I want some of that there. Fat ass boozy, let me see if you can open up this butt light here using that fucking pussy lips. You know what I'm talking about. Woo, well, way down yonder on the fat ass coochie. It gets hotter in the smoochie smoochie.
Speaker 2:We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt, got my fucking hand in there and then it got caught.
Speaker 3:Oh, I was a little bit fast, I couldn't help it. Baby, I'm sorry, I never have that problem, that's never happened. That's never happened to me. Baby, I'm so fucking horned up. God damn, your big old foofa just got me too excited. I can't help it.
Speaker 2:Fucking thing, look like a tarantula mouth, big old fucking hairy pussy.
Speaker 3:Well, we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy.
Speaker 2:I was willing, but this bitch was heavy so I settled for a burger in a grape snow cone, took her ass back and I gave her my bone.
Speaker 3:Time by the river on a Friday night.
Speaker 2:Can't wait to spread that ham real tight, talking about cars and dreaming about women, and I think I saw something living in her coochie. What the fuck yeah down the other on her badass coochie. What the fuck yeah down the other on her bed that's coochie. I knew how much that muddy water tasted to me.
Speaker 3:But I learned how to swim.
Speaker 2:I learned who I was A lot about giving and a little about. But a lot about giving and a little about her pussy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love that pussy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I love that pussy. Yahoo, darling, I'm going to say you have the nicest, tastiest poos. Yum you, yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. Young News of my tongue up on your dirt butt, you got that motherfucker Now check it out. We are back. Hope you enjoyed that song. It was less racist than our other one. Yeah that was kind of more our speed, if you will. It was Burnin'.
Speaker 4:For.
Speaker 2:You by Blue Oyster Cult and it was about the holocaust, so it wasn't very. It was not a very uplifting fun song, very horrible and uh, yeah, just kind of yeah. I'm so glad we changed it all right yeah so we were talking before the break.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so we were talking. Talking before the break. Yeah, so we were talking about before the break. Ohio State clubs it during the Fiesta Bowl. It was the semifinal, I think it was 2018 or something like that. So here we go Clubs it as the ball at their own 20. And the clubs, the player catches it, fumbles and I think Ohio State either scoops and scores with it or gets it deep into the territory.
Speaker 2:And there's no sound with this one.
Speaker 4:That's great. I want sound one up top. How is this not a catch? Yeah, there was another controversial call with targeting that wasn't with Bosa, was it? I don't think so.
Speaker 6:Impact play. I'm looking down at the quarterback in that three-point stance on third and 19.
Speaker 1:Lawrence Young was getting close and the pass is complete and fumbled and the Buckeyes pick it up and barely get to the end zone. There's Jordan Fuller. They called it a catch and a fumble and a scoop and score what was that Lawrence? Yeah, it could be reviewed, but a potential game-changing play for the Scarlet and Gray.
Speaker 9:The one question is was he bobbling the ball? Is the one question? That's what they're going to.
Speaker 4:I think he had fur possession. It took three steps. He took three steps. Dude, this haunts me. That's why he's frustrated. This pretty much cost us.
Speaker 1:He felt he was the best defensive back in the country this year.
Speaker 9:Absolutely, and he's very deserving to think that. How about the long arms we talked all week, the matchup, the Ohio State corners against the Clemson wide receivers and the length Okuda knocks that ball loose he took at least two steps and a third, half a step. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And they called it a complete pass.
Speaker 4:And I think that was. I think clubs ended up winning this game and I think that was. I think clubs ended up winning this game, but that's like the only thing. That's the only ref play in my recent memory that I'm just like, yeah, that kind of that fucked us pretty good.
Speaker 2:Mine is anything with Kansas City, like I said.
Speaker 4:They're the worst. They're like by far one of the worst 14-2 teams I've ever seen. They're going to get. They're going to lose. Do they have the one? They have the far one of the worst 14 to 2 teams I've ever seen. They're gonna get. They're gonna lose. Do they have the one? They have the one seed of the afc.
Speaker 2:So I'm telling you who I want to go all the way the lions, lions. Fuck yeah, dude. The lions look so fucking good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's ridiculous how much talent is on that team I, I have nothing against the lions, like whatsoever, even though they're from michigan, and but, like I, just they're like a Browns. They're like what the Browns should be doing. You know what I mean. Dude, like they went and got, they invested in their infrastructure. So they got, they went their defense, they invested in Adrian, that dude from Michigan. They got him. You know he's hurt. But then that adrian, uh, that dude from michigan, they got him. You know he's hurt.
Speaker 2:But then they got like some top flight wide receivers.
Speaker 4:I'm on ross brown good jimmy or gibbs. Then they bring in some good veterans, david, montgomery, and they got uh was he on the bears?
Speaker 2:yeah, he was on the bears then he kills him for the lions oh yeah, he's gonna play for them animal teams.
Speaker 4:So then they bring in a crafty but reliable rep, Jared Goff. Now Matthew Stafford goes, they trade him. They bring in Jared.
Speaker 2:Goff, that swap was great. It was a good swap, man. Yeah, because Matthew Stafford does pretty good for fucking LA.
Speaker 4:But Matthew Stafford was their franchise guy and they ship him off and bring in Jared Goff. It's like okay, from LA him off and bring in jared goff. It's like okay, I'm la.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like okay, that's your state, good swap, it was like swap hey, this guy worked out for both teams, this guy working for you and this guy working for us, so let's swap. And it worked out great because baker mayfield was doing pretty good for la for a little bit after he left the browns. That motherfucker is just destroying.
Speaker 4:It's funny. You ever see that picture of like that, that uh x-men wolverine with the picture and he's holding it like this, it's. It's that picture both maker mayfield with the, the and the wolverine is. It has browns colors and he's like oh, oh, baker, we need him back. I still hate that fucking guy. I like him. He's a good nfl quarterback though. The dude's the, the dude's got moxie, I'll give him that dude.
Speaker 2:He's like. I've watched him almost get sacked and he's thrown out of a sack yeah like dangerously, but dude, he'll fucking complete a bullet.
Speaker 4:You put him in a good system, you give him some good weapons around him.
Speaker 2:I'll do mike evans and shit. Dude, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4:yeah and uh uh. Who's the other guy? I got a cold so my brain ain't working it's not white is it. No, it's uh. He got hurt. I had him on my, I had him on one of my fantasy teams. I can't think of it, but yeah, they got him. And then they uh, their running game is actually a little bit better.
Speaker 2:They have Irving. Yeah, they have Irving, michael Irving, isn't that his name?
Speaker 4:No, Bucky, oh, bucky, irving yeah the rookie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bucky Irving, he was the one you picked up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was that rookie, they got.
Speaker 2:Then they have uh rashid white.
Speaker 3:So they yeah, there was a white in there. There's some whites in there, a bucks, I think he's a buck, so, dude, I watched um.
Speaker 4:I watched a new movie oh, new movie discussion all right.
Speaker 2:Oh, I showed sarah that uh the boy in the striped pajamas movie. That's. That's sad, dude. It was so sad she listened to our podcast where she goes oh man, now you're ruining it.
Speaker 8:I was like nah.
Speaker 2:I said it's still worth a watch and we watched it and she's like my daughter watched it with us and she stood up and she goes. Her eyes were all fucking like. I've never seen her like that.
Speaker 4:Like what the fuck like it shook her like what the fuck did?
Speaker 2:I just watch, yeah, damn dude, and I'm like kid. I said, uh, she goes.
Speaker 4:It was really sad I said you want to watch it again. She goes no hello.
Speaker 2:I do not want to live through that but I watched a movie called juror, number two okay and it is on hbo max and it's clint eastwood movie and this movie is phenomenal.
Speaker 2:It's brand new, just came out and I remember seeing the trailer and I was like, dude, I can't wait to watch it. Okay, so the premise of the movie is that there's this guy. He has jury duty on a murder case of this guy being accused of murdering his girlfriend. They get in a fight at the bar. He follows her and people think that he kills her.
Speaker 2:Okay okay the juror remembers being at the bar when that dude had a fight, remembers leaving the bar and wasn't paying attention to what he was driving, and he thinks he hit a deer and hit it over the railing and he tried to look and he couldn't see anything. So it was dark out and it was raining and so he's figuring out that he's the one that killed the girl. What a twist. So he has a dilemma because he has a wife that's Leah Thompson. Leah Thompson's daughter plays the wife.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:And they're about to have a baby, and he was talking to his buddy and he finds out that he is facing 30 years mandatory in prison if he would come out and confess. So it's either send this innocent man to prison yeah, save yourself or confess and then not be with your family and be 30 years in prison but say it's quite a moral dilemma so that's what it is, and it's really a really good, fucking, very, very good twist, because you, you, you hope, you hope, and you know you're like man.
Speaker 2:What's this guy gonna do? Um, so it's just really cool to wait and see what he does towards the end. It's awesome, Very good movie. It's on Max and it's free.
Speaker 3:I have.
Speaker 2:Max. Well worth the watch, phenomenal. You know, I also kind of like Clint Eastwood movies. Dude, I don't like Clint Eastwood. Gran Torino is one of my favorites. I love Gran Torino, my brother Justin.
Speaker 4:You know my, uh, my brother Justin is, I think, or my dad is a big Eastwood fan, I forget.
Speaker 2:Not the like Eastwood fucking Westerns. I'm calling you out Eastwood, Like the one with him in the.
Speaker 4:I can't think of Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2:I'll think of back to the future. I like the one with him in the. Was it the black guy or something?
Speaker 4:The good, the bad and the ugly. I don't know. No, that that's an Eastwood movie, ain't?
Speaker 2:it. What's a Clint Eastwood movie where him teams up with a black dude Speaking?
Speaker 4:of Westerns. I saw there was a movie kind of going through my reels. It was like a gunslinger movie, like a draw gunslinger movie. It had Gene Hackman and Leo DiCaprio in it. I want to find it and watch it, but I can't find what it was called. It looked interesting like a young leo dicaprio, like really young, like romeo and juliet wrote like leo dicaprio. I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2:There it is, I found it. It's uh, the clean sweep, movie with movie with him and the black dude.
Speaker 4:Fuck me dude.
Speaker 3:Did you?
Speaker 2:set that up to do it that way? Yes, I did. I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. Not a lot of people probably did.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to say what he showed me Now, if you know, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you know me, you know, if you know, you know. But we're not gonna say yeah, but um, I don't know. I uh a lot of love, gran torino, gran torino's fucking gran turismo gran turismo. Uh, sarah and her mom went to see that bob dylan movie. Oh yeah, I'm good dude the quick of the dead you ever heard of this movie? Yes, and that movie is phenomenal. Are you talking about with leo dicaprio? Yeah yeah, it's fucking great. I've never seen it.
Speaker 4:Tombstone's another good one what do you want on your tombstone cheese and pepperoni classic commercial? You ever see that old commercial, those old Tombstone commercials.
Speaker 2:Oh, we never even thought to look up that fucking Mel Brooks movie that we never seen. Remember I was asking you about it.
Speaker 4:What was it?
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'm going to look up Mel Brooks real quick and see what that movie was. It was a 1991 Mel Brooks movie and, no joke, we've seen a lot of Mel Brooks movies.
Speaker 4:Life Stakes.
Speaker 2:That's it. Oh my God, it looks awesome. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4:I'll do a watch this trailer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to see this Zooming in Gentlemen let's go to work.
Speaker 6:Mel Brooks is Goddard Bolt, a ruthless tycoon who never gives much thought to the little guy until he makes a dangerous bet Bet that you could survive down here without using any of your resources for 30 days, and if you do it, you get my half of the property, the guy from Mr Wow. You don't do it, I'm going to get yours.
Speaker 7:I can do it.
Speaker 4:You can't do it. Oh dude, You'll never make it.
Speaker 2:Take it all. That dude's a mannequin. You won't need anything.
Speaker 6:And you won't need this either. Now can he survive on the streets without his money?
Speaker 7:Hey, hey, hey, hey. Get away from my car. What are you doing? I'm just cleaning a windshield, sir, Cleaning my windshield. You made it worse Ew Is that better.
Speaker 4:Hot too, hot too, ziggy-da-bing, ba-boom hot too.
Speaker 5:Can he dance for his dinner? Hot too, hot too. Ziggy-da-bing, ba-boom, hot too.
Speaker 1:Hot too. Hot too. Ziggy-da-bing, ba-boom, hot too.
Speaker 5:And just when things look their worst, he meets a bag lady and finds love in the strangest of places.
Speaker 1:Hurry, hurry. I'm going as fast as I can. I want you. What the fuck, where are you? Where are you?
Speaker 2:Where are you? I hope I've never seen this.
Speaker 4:What is this?
Speaker 5:And I've amassed 6.5. You didn't, i5. You didn't, I did, you didn't I did. Life is strange.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's because I'm richer, but mostly Life stinks, life stinks.
Speaker 9:Life stinks, life stinks, life stinks.
Speaker 5:Life stinks. Mel Brooks, Leslie Ann Warren. This is stinks You'll never know how much this project excites me Talk about deep cut man.
Speaker 4:I've never heard of this, and it looks amazing.
Speaker 9:Where are you?
Speaker 2:Where are you? It's pulling back your fucking layers, dude. Like, where are you so good? It's like, dude, it was a post on I'm like what there's a mel brooks film I haven't seen. The fuck is going on.
Speaker 4:That is a deep cut.
Speaker 3:Mel brooks movie I've never heard of this movie, have we never heard of this, I know I thought we were, like mel brooks, aficionados.
Speaker 4:I guess not well, you more than me, I just uh, yeah, I know right, it's like like I thought I was smart, like, oh, I like the producers. People are like, oh, what? Like, oh, you have to see the producers. Matthew roderick great movie yeah, I've never seen it. Oh, dude, watch it seriously. Well, I have it oh, dude, watch it it's hilarious. Oh, the springtime for hitler.
Speaker 2:See this, it's got 25 of rotten tomato. Oh then you know it's good.
Speaker 4:Oh, you know, it's fucking good then if rotten tomato says it's bad. You know it has to be germany. How come they get to do it? See, they did it, funny though we just we went a really bad direction with ours. I fucking love it, dude. Come enjoy the nazi party. Oh, it's a parody dude, I fucking uh.
Speaker 2:I still got the collection your brother got me for my birthday when I worked at the old level up store mel brooks collection.
Speaker 4:I'll never get rid of it the blu-ray nice. But I saw that, uh, they're not gonna be making blu-ray players anymore pioneer or somebody, they're not making blu-rays, no more really the players only like sony with their ps5 consoles also.
Speaker 4:That's the only way you can get a blu-ray player good, I don't know what that means people are gonna buy ps3s ps3s, ps3s, ps4s they're gonna be cheap options, it's boy. It's interesting to see. To me it's like people are gonna. They're getting so far away from physical media. It makes me wonder that 10, 15 years from now people are gonna be like, oh man, we want it back yeah, but the only thing you know what?
Speaker 2:the problem is, manufacturers aren't gonna do it though here's the here's the here's what I see and I know this is kind of very huge um theorist. You know, conspiracy, conspiracy, shit. I see it going away yeah and us not really having a choice of what we get to watch. You just watch whatever they want you to watch I don't know that's I mean with it.
Speaker 4:That's true, with with it, be it digitized, like they control it like. Do you want to watch it?
Speaker 2:well, only we let you watch it yeah, yeah, no, no, that that's not conspiracy prices. Watch the prices.
Speaker 4:That's not a conspiracy theory that that's 100, it's control, it's yeah, it's whatever they want you to watch and I worry about money too.
Speaker 2:I worry about cash going away because of that too. Same thing I worry about things you're seeing.
Speaker 4:You're starting to see a systematic shift away from cash it is, and like big time.
Speaker 2:No joke like we. It's scary, it is.
Speaker 4:It's not scary yet scary, scary yeah, but I've already kind of conformed to that, because I don't I don't use cash.
Speaker 1:So for the most part, I don't mean for the most part but.
Speaker 4:But I mean, it's just like oh, you give me this little plastic thing that connects to my cash and I don't ever have to go anywhere with cash and if I get robbed I can just cancel my card and my cash is still there, oh okay. Oh wait, somebody scanned me online. Now my cash is gone. Shit, god damn it. So he fished me.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker, son of a bitch or they got the machine things where you can put button.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'll tell you what man where whenever I go to a gas station, whether I'm in my own hometown or fucking cleveland or I always fucking wiggle on anything that has a chip reader, like a gas, like a pump, I owe it or like, I always just wiggle it just to make sure that there's no fucking scammer things on it or the scammers, you know what I mean because they look really. They look legit some of them. So it's like I always just tug on it, just give it a tug. I like to give myself a little tug here and there. Yeah, me too, buddy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:But you just hell, even in your own hometown, on those gas pumps, dude, you got to watch it, Especially if they don't have like now Kroger's. You know K gotta watch it, especially if they don't have like now kroger's. Look, you know, kroger's has their own proprietary kind of chip reader that doesn't look like it can't be like skid, but they probably are, they probably have. So you just don't know. But how people can just steal your fucking card information, just with the like a, with like a smartphone, with, uh, that rID thing, they could come up to your wallet and go boop.
Speaker 2:That's why they got those.
Speaker 4:They got those wallets that prevent that. But people could just come up to you and go boop to steal your shit right from your fucking wallet With it. You know if they got those, if you have your RFID chip.
Speaker 2:Is it the chip, or is it the wire, or is it the the tap reader? It's, but I think it's both, because I was gonna say I have chip but I don't have tap reading cards yeah mine, I can't tap, I think it's the tap to pay, that they could just come and just like the phone.
Speaker 4:Like kids, they have some sort of like system, like thing on your other phones or whatever device they have. They could just tap like, come close, I don't think they have to get that close to you and they could. They could get your information off of it, off the the like the rfid chip. So it's like it doesn't matter where you go, it can happen to you. So that's why you have to watch.
Speaker 2:So much nicer back in the day when you just get stabbed and they'd steal. Yeah, they just did.
Speaker 4:That's it, that's the end of it. Then you don't have to worry about, you know, getting a new bank account, getting a new card, switching all your bills over, all out of cash. You're just out of cash and that's it. You can't. You have no way home, so you have to. You know, blow. You know the rule, the unwritten rule, of the road to get home. You followed the book. Oh, yes, I live my life by the book.
Speaker 2:You followed the book.
Speaker 4:You followed the book. Oh yes, well, you picked us up, didn't you? You picked us up, didn't you? I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 2:No more, harry Bush nuns Fucking.
Speaker 4:Carrie Fisher, dude, that's so funny. George Carlin, dude. Were they making a sequel to Dogma? Did I hear that correctly?
Speaker 2:I heard they were.
Speaker 4:I hear a lot of you ask you news. That's not necessarily true, but they did come out with Clerks 3. Very depressing movie. I didn't think it was it's great, but it's good but it's a very good movie.
Speaker 4:I think two. I like two the best, but one's great one is, you know, the dialogue and one is just so well written. But I just like two is a better movie overall. It's almost like major league wanted to major league. One I think is a is funnier as far as the dialogue, but two I think is more quotable. So I don't know, that's just. They're both great movies.
Speaker 2:Springtime. By the way, I got my Dude. I'm thinking about going all out as soon as I get the first place winnings or whatever, I'm going all out, dude. I've already got a trophy picked out. I've already got the nameplate on it and it's going to have the score and everything from mine and Justin's game. Fuck yeah, dude, I like that Dude. Okay it, and it's gonna have. It's gonna have the score and everything from mine and justin's game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I like that um dude, okay, here I'll show you. And then I'm also looking for a banner, and I also I thought about getting a shirt too why, not fuck yeah, I'm going all out because I don't your first undisputed national championship.
Speaker 4:You got to go all out on it here.
Speaker 2:Okay. So my thing will say 2024 bopple champion the sugar daddy's coach, jason sugar, quote who's your daddy. And then 87, 86 over aristocats nice go see yeah, it just shows right, there is that. Okay, that's the face plate, that's the face plate.
Speaker 4:That's a trophy too yeah, I like it, dude, dude, it looks like a Super Bowl trophy, bro, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:And then I'm getting this ring. It's only $20. Okay, so not as fancy as the other one, but it's red and it's got the fantasy football. And then I'm looking at banners too, because I want it to hang in the front window above it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I want it to hang from the curtain rod. I think Trophy Smack makes banners for fantasy football champions.
Speaker 2:They do on here too, on Amazon, but I haven't. And then, like, a lot of the t-shirts are condescending. I don't want to be condescending.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I want to be, you know, a sportsmanship, so I want to be 2024 all, and I wanted one that was customized so I could oh, hey, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4:All that's sweet, there you go. Design your own banner.
Speaker 2:60 I'd have to get that fucking uh logo that from you dude, I could, I could send that to you, bro dude that'd be legit hey, they also average joe's they got average joe's dude.
Speaker 4:Oh, you can put full-blown fucking pictures on this dude yeah, that's legit bro, 60 bucks what's the site.
Speaker 4:Uh, trophy smack. This is where I got our our big trophy. This is the site I got our big trophy from. No shit. Yeah, dude, if I ever win again, this is what I'm getting. If I can find it, they still have it. I like that acrylic. Oh, here it is. This is what I'm getting, dude, this championship belt. Look at this fucking thing, man. Look at the scale. Look at that thing. Look how big that fucking thing is. That's what she said. Look at that, dude.
Speaker 2:It's too out of my price range, dude, that's a lot of money for me.
Speaker 4:I would buy it 100%. I would use half of my winnings and then I would use half of my own money. Look how big this thing is.
Speaker 2:Look, it's a monster, you'd have to wear it to the draft.
Speaker 4:Yeah, see, they got loser awards too. Jay, they got a singlet, I think.
Speaker 2:What's that? What is that? The top left what is that?
Speaker 4:Is it a ball sack? It's a sacko, it's like a ball sack. I think, jesus, I like our, I like our uh toilet bowl. Yeah, loser parking, it's the loser. I kind of like the siglet. That's kind of funny. Oh, loser doormat, that's kind of see. I'll loser on board, loser on board.
Speaker 4:There's the toilet bowl they see, they got a toilet too. See, I don't buy these because it's not like I mean it draws attention. They even got these because it's not like I mean it draws attention. They even got a belt it's a little belt. They got a beer. They have a ribbon.
Speaker 2:Participation, oh dude, here you got a toilet seat, bro.
Speaker 4:What's it say? I suck at fantasy and you can write the loser names. I think the other site's awesome. They really like they've grown, dude. They have a sponsorship with uh b-dubs and like if you do the fantasy football thing now with B-dubs, they'll give you a fucking ring for the champion. But it says like B-dubs on it though, like B-dubs fantasy football champion. I was like the ring was heavy as fuck, like dude, this thing was massive. It was like this big around. It's like Jesus, fucking Christ, they got the chains. I'm not big on this your logo here though.
Speaker 2:That logo one, this one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that'd be cool be cool to pull our logo. So yeah, we got sweet logos now. So yeah, but yeah, so yeah, we're going, uh, get on all time here, so and I need to rest my voice because it's starting to hurt a little bit yeah, do you have any departing words?
Speaker 2:before we end this, I would like to say thank you to everybody that listens and sorry we didn't get to do a phone call this week. We were I was going to. Glad I got to talk about the movie Um and I'm glad we changed directions on our song yeah, me too dude, I'm not kidding dude, so fucking like yeah oh, my god, so much it like so much guilt in that song and I'm like, yeah, dude, john didn't even keep it for the b-sides, he just no, it's gone, I totally it's.
Speaker 4:I didn't even save it. It it's completely gone. It's kaput, kaput.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much. Let's just face it I'm kaput.
Speaker 4:Let's just face it, I'm so tired. Yeah, so we appreciate everyone's listening to the podcast, all your listenership back in the day day podcastcom for a little while. Actually, it auto-renewed so I have it for a whole nother year. So I may just redirect it to our youtube page. So when we get to that point, so uh, yeah, streaming's coming. Uh, we're just finalizing the details. We did that tonight and uh, yeah, we, we appreciate everyone who's been listening and it's just been kept going with us. We're gonna keep going and we got new things in store and then no, this time we're for real, we're not like one of those. Oh yeah, we're gonna do this and we don't do it, but yeah, oh yeah, like we did before.
Speaker 2:We've done before, but uh shit, dude yeah, but this time it's happening.
Speaker 4:So, uh, yeah. With that being said, we'll see you guys next week. I'm job rickner and I'm jason scherger and vita's aid have a good night to y'all.