It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 152: Survival of the Wet Bandits & Inappropriate Holiday Tunes!
We’re taking a detour down memory lane with tales from our Christmas parties and family gatherings that double as epic fantasy league meetings, all while dropping pop culture gems like it’s our day job.
Have you ever wondered how much beating the Wet Bandits from Home Alone could realistically sustain? We dissect the improbable survival of Harry and Marv through skull fractures and spine-shattering antics. Add in our excitement about the new Superman movie, which takes us back to Cleveland’s iconic filming locations, and you’ve got a blend of film geekdom and humor that’s hard to resist. Let’s not forget our deep dive into the emotional core of "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas," where forbidden friendships offer a poignant reminder of war’s tragic impacts.
Join us in our unconventional celebration of the holiday season with a batch of hilariously inappropriate Christmas songs that will leave you laughing out loud. We’ve unearthed some amusing gems like "Dirty Gertie Glory Hose" and "Grandma Got a Dildo for Christmas," perfect for those who enjoy a side of humor with their holiday cheer. Whether you’re into quirky film analysis, nostalgic family stories, or just need a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone, served with a sprinkle of irreverent humor and heartfelt moments.
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Speaker 2:Dude could you do a whole episode like that? I could try, but it would wreck me dude. I'd have to do Kermit like Piggy too. Oh Kermy, oh Kermy, Come here, Piggy Suck on my big dick. You ever see that guy who goes on Omegle.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, the Kermit, the Kermit dude, and he Do you ever see that guy who goes on Omegle?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the Kermit, and he has a cucumber.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just the cucumber thing.
Speaker 6:That's fucking awesome Helicopter helicopter.
Speaker 4:You guys want to see my dick. They're like whoa cool he's like Ruined childhood in 3, 2, 1. That's good shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I love. I used to do Kermit the Frog a lot better than I do now.
Speaker 4:It's not as good. See, I used to be able to do Chewbacca. I can't do that anymore. Yeah, I can't get that. I can't do that with my voice anymore. Oh my God, I used to do. I used to be able to. I can't do it. No, I can't do it.
Speaker 2:You do the fucking goofy shit. They're really good dude. Which goofy shit is that?
Speaker 4:Goofy Like.
Speaker 2:Remember when we did the fucking All of the political ads.
Speaker 4:That was funny, that was awesome. Dude, that's funny shit.
Speaker 2:By the way, dude. Okay, so this morning I was listening to our podcast while I was taking a shower, like I usually do, and, um, it was the goddamn put it in the bag and it got stuck in my head after the pot, after I got this out, that song is so catchy that is an ear earworm if I've ever heard one rolling piano. Oh dude, when it picks up and it does that. And then you got the horns come in and shit, dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so that is. That is an earworm of epic proportions. So fucking good, to say the least to say the most goodness man but um, we talked about this last week. Uh, we were facing each other in our fantasy league and jason was unfortunately, triumphant over me.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately you fuck, I still got one more. I still got the defense to play tonight, so I'm hoping it stays score decent. I just kind of it gives me a little bit more cushion to be like okay, maybe this team can carry me to the, to the, to the promised land. Yeah, you want that momentum? I do. I want to put a little, but justin's just like, I'm just glad I'm here yeah, he was and I just want to say that straight up, dude, I'm so happy for jay rock dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my, my other brother is in the other semi-final and he's probably going to advance if anything could happen, as the his opponent has one more guy left. But he needs he needs a really, really epic day to advance. But my other brother is doesn't really has never really played fantasy football, let alone care about sports of any kind in any way, shape or form, and he's like he's probably going to be in the championship at his third year, in which is good.
Speaker 2:I love seeing shit like that, that's amazing dude. I love seeing stuff like that. I did too. I was too, I went against Josh, and then we went to the Christmas party at St Joseph's. Oh yeah, and when they had that building, right, right.
Speaker 4:Dude, so much fun. That was cool because that was almost like a de facto, like fantasy, like meeting, because a lot of my family was in this league back in the day and so it's like we, if we were all in the championship together, or if there's two guys in the championship, they saw each other. People will be like kind of it was like oh shit, oh, they'd be checking phones and stuff.
Speaker 2:So it was a good time I miss it, you know, like honestly, and and I was talking to Steve last night and I want to give him my brother's shout out dude, steve's in our fantasy football league as well, and Steve was, oh well, john knows Well, he was 0-7, came back almost made the fucking playoffs.
Speaker 4:I was hoping he would.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, I wanted it too, and then wouldn't it be. You know, honestly, I'll say it straight up he I wish he would have made it, got in, yeah, and would take the championship run the table holy shit, how badass. I'm sorry, but that would be epic proportion. It would be right there, dude, um, but he was talking about last night. Goes, dude, he goes, I love it, man, he goes um, damn I. Oh, that my watch. That's why it's going off, okay.
Speaker 6:Focus, focus, Focus focus.
Speaker 2:Fucking American wedding. Oh my God, dude, I had to think what that was. I remember the lady Faye Faye it's the same lady.
Speaker 4:Oh, your skin is not as, not as well, well as I expected, but that's okay, that's okay baby. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, stiffmeister, stifler grandma focus motherfucker, mother, yes, I am your grandmother fucker grandfather motherfucker, yes I am yes I am son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:But um, no, um, but he goes, dude, he goes 30 bucks. He goes 30 bucks, dude, he goes. Well worth it, dude. I said I know I said we were talking about. I told him. I said me and John were talking about that like Saturday or Friday, about how like it was $80 and how it was a lot and people. You know you were fighting people to get the fucking payment done, which, to be honest, I like that when you, when you start laying the foot down, you're like hey pay before you play.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what needs to happen. I'm very glad that I don't have to worry about that anymore, because everybody pays up day of now. So do. What you need is it's like it's I was almost like thinking of rules to put in place, like if you don't pay by week four, then you don't get. If you win the money, you don't get it. So that's you know. I was just trying to think of things.
Speaker 2:It's like the only problem with that is that then they just will shit on their team not worry about probably I mean there's there, I think it needs to be you. If you want to be in it, you got to pay before you pay the play man back like it'd be awesome if their account locked until they pay.
Speaker 4:Some places do that, dude. So some fantasy leagues I've seen where if you don't pay up by week two or week one, by the end of week one, your, your fucking team gets locked and then it it just you're fucked, you don't can't play, you can't play, so oh well, if it sucks to be you.
Speaker 2:Well, this next year we got uh, I was talking to steve also I said maybe in a couple years, if we have a spot open, aiden would be a fun one to enter maybe down the line steve goes.
Speaker 2:I said, um, he, uh, what do you say? Um, I said, well, he knows he knows some football too, right. And steve goes, well, he knows he loves justin jefferson, that's his favorite player. Okay, okay. And I said, he knows Justin Jefferson, he goes, yeah, he goes. I think he only likes him because he does the gritty Gritty. I was going to say give me chances. Okay, never mind, don't nub, he don't need to be in. No.
Speaker 4:I joined, it'd be Steve's team too. I joined this league in 1998, when I was 15 years old 14 or 15, that's when I joined. Is it the perfect, ripe old?
Speaker 2:perfect, the ripe, the ripe old age, I'm starting to get hair on his peaches.
Speaker 4:You didn't tell him about my pubes, did you? No, of course not. Uh, some other news coming out of the sports world uh, ohio state, uh a little bit happier time yeah, so. So we won't dedicate pretty much most of this podcast to, like a couple weeks ago, where we were in the five stages of grief. We have actually graduated out of that and now we're uh, we're a little bit more elated than we were. I think what it was is that, um, um, we were.
Speaker 2:We were a maury povich show kind of to, where it's like, oh you know, he just and I, I said it the difference between the browns, the browns is a maury povich show all the time to, where it's just nothing but disappointment. It's like if the browns lose, it doesn't ruin my week. It's like your kid got addicted to drugs and he just won't give it up.
Speaker 4:That's the browns you just kind of wash your hands of that and just like you know what they make mistakes, that's their life.
Speaker 2:Ohio State's like. Oh man, I experimented and I lost my job, but now I'm okay. You know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I got my footing back, so that was a totally different team that we saw two weeks ago. Thank God, it's exactly what they should have been doing two weeks ago. I just think, think in my opinion, that michigan just got into ryan day's head, to where he thinks that he needs to win in the trenches and win the running game and instead of playing to his strengths, which is getting your playmakers out in space, getting them the football and letting them do their thing you got an accurate quarterback who can get, get these dudes the ball, give them the ball and let them do their thing. And they did, and they came out aggressive, great play calling. Uh, you know creative route. You know you know routes for the running backs too good. You know you had wheel routes and then you had you know it was really well executed my favorite thing is that, like I'm huge on facebook, I'm on.
Speaker 2:I'm not huge like right popular, but I'm on facebook all the time and I'm telling you what it silenced a lot of fucking people that them playing the way they did silenced a lot of people now winning does that sometimes when? When does michigan play?
Speaker 4:oh, their ball game yeah I reliable isn't that what january? 1st. Maybe I think they play on january 1st, is it? Is it before?
Speaker 2:ohio state or is the same time? I what it's called January 1st. Maybe I think they play on January 1st. Is it before Ohio State or is it the same time?
Speaker 4:I think it's around 1 o'clock, 1, 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 2:When's Ohio State Is that night 5 o'clock, yeah, oh 5?
Speaker 4:Rose Bowl's at 5.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see what I'm Okay. So when? So now it's shut their mouths and see if they can fucking do the same thing. They play, alabama, they do, and the rely and the reliable I love the reliable.
Speaker 4:They used to be the um capital, one boy, I think that's what it used to be called.
Speaker 2:So they should just name them after bowl. Stuff like it should be reliable, available, available, incredible cereal bowl, incredible, incredible.
Speaker 4:I can't believe there's not an incredible edible super bowl. Oh wait, I already got that. No, you know what my favorite bowl game is, and this is a great, I think. And I'm talking capable, capable, that's kind of how my dad pronounces like the bull, capable, capable, bow, bow let's like that's bullshit.
Speaker 2:There's no l, it's all dumb oh bullshit, yeah, bow, bullshit, yeah capable. No, it's like you want some cabal.
Speaker 4:You want some cabal the kibble cabal, the kibble oh, your dad's awesome dude. That's how like a lot of my relatives talk too, though they have that. It's. Sometimes I have like a stigma about it if I do it and it's like I love it, dude yes it's kind of a weird dialogue kind of a weird like where you're from north tiffin north, north tiffin. Oh, you're one of them oh sorry, we don't.
Speaker 2:We don't allow. You're on the other side of the tracks. We don't allow those kind of people here. Africans right there, oh my god, no irish need apply.
Speaker 4:I'm not irish, I'm, I'm just yam and and all that sauerkraut.
Speaker 2:So speaking of which, I ended up watching an amazing movie. I bought it a few weeks ago and I just finally got a chance to watch it last night. Very somber, amazing movie, but I mean it's been out for a while. Um, did you ever watch the boy in the striped pajamas?
Speaker 4:The boy in the striped pajamas? Yeah, no, who was in? What's in that?
Speaker 2:Um, okay, so here I'm going, military lead like Sergeant Lieutenant, whatever Okay, has this family? He's got, you know, the wife and the son and the daughter, and they end up moving from the city to the country and right beside them is a concentration camp where this little boy, the boy in the family, thinks that he's like oh man, there's a farm over there, because it's new, okay.
Speaker 2:And he's like there's a farm over there, man, and he asks his mom. He goes can I go play with the people at the farm? And she goes oh yeah, I don't see any reason why not. And she finds out that it is a concentration camp.
Speaker 4:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:She goes, he goes, yeah, but they're all wearing those funny striped pajamas. Oh. So she's like no, you can't do that, you'll find friends somewhere else. And they're kind of barricaded in this house. They can't go and like there's guards at the gate and everything else. So he ends up sneaking out and he goes over and he sits with this other little boy on the other like uh, with the electric, electric or electrified, um, barbed wire fence in between them okay and they sit there and they talk and he comes and visits him like almost every day, they so you know, after a while he's sneaking food, you know.
Speaker 2:Things are kind of clicking the mom's like what's going on? Then, like at one point there's, there's uh smoke coming off, you know, from fucking burning them yeah and um, the lady, the lady gets out from, you know, from the nazi car, because she gets driven around, okay, and there's a sergeant that drives her around and that's his job, and he goes. They even smell when they're burning too, huh, and she goes. What do you mean? He goes, you know.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know so she figures it out, puts two and two and she flips out and she's going to her husband and she's like why are we doing? We can't do this? This ain't cool, you know blah. And they they showed like propaganda, like videos of how good it was in there, like it was supposed to be, like them having fun and picnics and this and that and then, um, so what happens is a little boy, they become friends and I'll spoiler alert dude but dude definitely watch it go ahead.
Speaker 2:The little boy inside's like I can't find my dad, who's probably killed. Yeah, I can't find my dad. And the other little boy's like hey, you know, I'll, uh, I can help you find him, I'll come in. So he decides to dig underneath.
Speaker 4:He goes just bring me some of those pajamas um, and then I got a feeling I know where this is going.
Speaker 2:So he gets some of those pajamas and they're about to move away and he sneaks under the fence to go help this kid find his dad. They go in and they go into the building and that building gets cleared out to head towards the gas chamber. Oh shit, so the little boys are getting pushed into the gas chamber. Well, back at the house the mom can't find him and she goes out into the yard and she looks and the gates fucking open and she's like fuck, where'd they go. And then they put two and two together, they see window open and everything else. They're like holy shit, she lets the dad know who's the current colonel, whatever the nazi guy yeah he's flipping out, they go.
Speaker 2:He figures out what's going on, he tries to get in there and as he's getting in there, all everybody's pushed naked into the gas chamber and he dropped the capsules and shit down and closed the lid and the boys are in there and he gets there and as he's getting in there, or as he gets to the the thing yeah it's done damn dude, it's dead already.
Speaker 4:Fuck dude, that's sad, it is very sad. That is fucking. I knew exactly where that story was gonna go by, that I was like dude, he's fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:I bet great fucking movie you can concentrate and camp in here. Concentrate. Here's a schnitzel. You can hop in the showers. Don't worry, that's not, that's not gas just steam yeah, so fucked. But dude, like he, you know, at that time, what I like about it is is he's standing there and he's got tears in his eyes. He knows his son's in that fucking thing and it would just amazingly. Videography was amazing because close up on his face and he's got tears. Is that how they edited it?
Speaker 4:Or was it Epilogue at the end?
Speaker 2:Well, when they first close the door and they're fucking dropping the shit, you can hear pounds on the door, yeah, like people trying to get out, yeah. And then it zooms in on the door and it's all silent and it pans out at all the like pajama clothes Because they told him to disrobe.
Speaker 4:Yeah, pajama clothes because they told them to disrobe. Yeah, yeah, before they went in and it just pans out, it goes to dark damn dude, definitely a good watch.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you, I love those yeah, I'm a huge. I love world war. I don't love world war ii. I think it was a very horrible thing right but I love world war ii like you know, to us it's just movie stuff it is a lot of people.
Speaker 4:But people, you know thing is, there's not a lot of people alive anymore who lived through that no to us it is.
Speaker 4:You want to know what kind of a mind fuck this is going to be to you or to us or to me? Is that 9-11 to a lot of these kids today is to save, as like what world war ii is to us. You ever think about that in a little way. So like to that it's just shit they see on, like it's just like stuff they could use for movies and it's just to it like we lived through it. But like world war ii was a real thing. You know real consequences, real people, real lives were lost. But to us it's just shit we see on movies. So it's kind of like the same disassociation we have with world war ii, even vietnam or korean war. It's kind of the same thing. But it's's the same way with mass strategies like that with 9-11, where these kids born post-2002 have no fucking clue what that was all about and how that dramatically changed how the world is and how we did things.
Speaker 2:Today, it's a really well-done movie. The kid that acted in it was very good like the sun that's one of those academy award kind of movies.
Speaker 4:I think it probably did win some.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna look that up real quick and I'm not kidding dude, um, yeah, look up the trailer also look up the trailer as well, but it's called um the boy in the striped pajamas. There it is. What year was it? 2008. Oh yeah, great fucking movie, dude. I'll see if it wanted any awards or anything. I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't.
Speaker 4:I'd be surprised if it didn't one british british award, best actress, uh, young artist award. It was nominated. So some kind of weird, some kind of independent awards.
Speaker 2:It was a like no joke, just amazing, dude. Yeah, check out the trailer, bro. See what you think. Dude, it's fucking, it's so good, but you know what's really sad about it and when you get to thinking about it is how this shit was, true, man, this like, millions of people died just for being people, and don't get me wrong, like and yeah't know, it's just sad, dude, it's got a Jojo Rabbit feel to it. I was going to ask, but not as funny.
Speaker 13:I know it's hard, but we're all having to say goodbye to our friends for the time being.
Speaker 7:Moving when to.
Speaker 8:The thing about being a soldier is that if your country needs you to go somewhere, you'll go. That's the girl.
Speaker 6:Think of it as an adventure, like in one of your books.
Speaker 12:Children look Our new home.
Speaker 7:What are you doing Exploring? No, not at the back. Hello, how old are you? Eight, me too. Why do you wear pyjamas all day? The soldiers they took all our clothes away. My dad's a soldier, but not the sword that takes people's clothes away. That one there, two there, this one, no. That one here no, it's a work camp. They're in there because they're the enemy. The enemy.
Speaker 8:All you need to know about my work here, Bruno, is that it's very important.
Speaker 6:Hiya Bruno.
Speaker 11:The work your father is doing. Here is history in the making.
Speaker 7:Is everything alright. They can't find the power.
Speaker 9:I'm a soldier. Soldiers fight war.
Speaker 6:That isn't war. It's a vital part of it.
Speaker 7:We're not supposed to be friends, yoni, we're meant to be enemies.
Speaker 2:Dad's a good man, of course he is see, there's a part in the movie where, um, do you see where the kid had a black eye?
Speaker 3:yeah okay.
Speaker 2:There's a part in the movie where the kid they bring the jews in like almost like slaves just back in the day, where they would help um, they would help do housework and shit and what they would do the kid was cleaning glasses because his hands were small so he could get in there and clean it.
Speaker 2:Well, and the Bruno offered him a cake or something. He goes, hey, are you hungry? You want one of these? And he's like, yeah, and he gives him a cake. Well then that one Nazi guy comes in and he goes are you eating? Did you steal that? You know he's flipping out and Bruno goes and he goes. He goes. No, bruno gave it to me, he's my friend. And he goes. Is that true? Did you give him that? And he goes. No, I came in and I saw him eating that cake. He goes, finish up the glasses and after we're done I'll teach you not to steal jesus, so he punched that fucking kid in the face.
Speaker 2:He betrayed him probably one of the hardest fucking parts in the movie. I'm just like. And then when the kid died, I was just like. Or at the end when they, that was rough. Dude, when they're getting pushed in, you're just hoping that his dad makes it there to save the fucking day. But it's, but it's a little karma, it's a little karma for him brutal.
Speaker 2:It's a good movie. My name is bruno. That'd be hilarious. You will mash up dude. When you did that, I'm like oh no, funky tight my exclusive interview is in food get out the fuck out of my way
Speaker 4:oh man, it's fucking oh so good, I did see the trailer for superman I was just gonna, I was gonna play that next. Yes, please, please do Okay.
Speaker 2:Dude crypto's in it Fuck yeah, dude, I cried.
Speaker 4:And the great part about this movie.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on hold on.
Speaker 4:It was filmed in Cleveland. Yeah, I know right, dude, I fucking I got teary-eyed when I watched it, oh, when they were going against him and throwing the shit at his head and stuff of the film looks like a really decent because I like man of steel, I'm a you know what it is I like I'm a dc guy okay, like if I was gonna be in this in the comics I. I really like batman and I really love super. I'm a big superman and we've talked about.
Speaker 2:I love superman.
Speaker 4:I like the christopher I love the 78 christopher reeve superman movies one and two they should have kept him going after he got paralyzed that would have been interesting in a way um dude I don't know how that worked.
Speaker 2:If you're like this, they they'd string him up and he'd be flying through the air and he'd be like his arms flinging see if you can find a superman theme song that's that's warping like a war. Find a Superman theme song that's warping Like a warping Superman theme song. Please, please, oh, please, tell me they got it Chopped. I don't know I would put warping.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, warping, because that's what you want. Oh my God, oh, come on, dude, they ain't got it.
Speaker 4:But I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2:And he's just flopping. This shit don't move. He's just flopping with the wind. I'll tell you what. The saving grace for me, for Marvel, is deadpool that's where I agree.
Speaker 4:I'm not I don't like marvel movies and I hate the mc like. So supposedly this movie, james, james, god, is trying to make a dc expanded universe, which who directed muppets take manhattan.
Speaker 2:Did james god really do that movie?
Speaker 4:no, I mean, oh, I, I know he did the um, well, it's an ensemble film and he did the guardians of the galaxy film, so I thought I just the muppets is an ensemble movie threw that out there because I did kermit dude oh I, I thought you're dead I play superman is a nailed it spot on I absolutely loved every single bit of this and I got teary-eyed when I realized it was the john williams score I love the crypto dude.
Speaker 2:The whistles get up pussy. I love the mop on his head. I do too. It's Patrick Mahomes it doesn't like Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 4:That's Cleveland, all that is.
Speaker 2:Cleveland. I was like is that Emily Blunt? It did a little bit.
Speaker 4:Voicing Crypto, Chris Pratt skip chris pratt it's such an interesting direction to take, seeing superman kind of fucked up, defeated, defeated yeah, I wonder what did like what? Did that, so it, and I like how they did it.
Speaker 2:Really there was no dialogue, hardly and then you see this like dust cloud coming out dude, I love this, what the fuck is this. I was like like I go, what is this? And I'm like this dude's about to die. He whistled his own death.
Speaker 4:He's a good boy.
Speaker 2:He humps his face.
Speaker 6:I gotta stop it.
Speaker 4:He starts humping his face. He's like no Crypto, no, no crypto, no bad dog no, he'll stop as soon as he he'll stop and see he's got about what third mississippi leg howling in him.
Speaker 2:Just best to let him finish it out crypto no bad dog shoots a fucking bullet of jizz all over his leg.
Speaker 4:So so to me this is such a contrast to man of steel, because man of steel was just like real serious and destruction. It just kind of was superman, isn't really? He's more about protecting the innocent and and hope and you know, like that kind of theme. And yeah, man of steel was cool.
Speaker 2:I didn't watch. Man of steel is cool, but it's Watch. Batman versus Superman. That was pretty cool. That's kind of tied into that.
Speaker 4:So that was their attempt to do a DCEU or whatever. But now they're trying to reboot it and I think this is a good starting point to where we can maybe get, because this feels more like a Superman. This feels like a Richard Donner Superman movie.
Speaker 2:So anybody out there, if you'd like to do a porn spoof with me, it's called the man of squeal. Oh my god, it's called pooper man. Pooper man, yeah, he likes to fuck him in the butts. Man of squeal with nympho with a dog. Nympho, the dog.
Speaker 4:What would Lex Luthor's name be? Sex, sex, luthor Sex.
Speaker 2:Luthor, sex Pooper, sex Pooper. Yeah, you gotta fuck.
Speaker 4:Davey, I love this next shot. That's great.
Speaker 2:It's Hitman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love this too. He ain't coming to help you little african that's what I like I, like the fucking dude the
Speaker 7:town turning back turning their backs on him that's how it always works.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just like batman. The town, the city, fucking hates them. And they're like I'm curious to see you like welcome to cleveland, dude, it's welcome to cleveland, don't you take that s off your chest.
Speaker 4:That's stealer's shit, this is the key. I think this is the key bank building all these shots here. Oh yeah, this is the the key bit that big, tall key bank building all people said you could.
Speaker 2:You can actually go in there and go up to the top and shit. Oh really look out, Look out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I love how movie accurate this is. This is Guy Gardner Green. Lantern this is like Stewart from fucking Magic Dude the meme. Somebody said he looked like Fester from Famous Family Values.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, when he's got the wig.
Speaker 4:He's got the wig on dude, but it's movie accurate. It's got pumpkin. It's a guy, the guy gardener green lantern, and it's like people are just clowning on this. If I go, at least it's movie accurate or comic book accurate. Hawk girl I don't know what that's supposed to be. Godzilla yeah, dude, that'd be sick.
Speaker 2:That's the feel baby yeah that's the mall in Cleveland I love how the ending surprise they were able to film in cleveland with all the fucking goddamn construction they always have downtown superman's gonna fix all that he sure will.
Speaker 4:Uh, we'll be right, we're gonna take a little break and and we'll be right back after this enjoy this shit okami just kidding, I'm not doing it yeah, after my dear, please, I have to go to work tomorrow.
Speaker 2:No more punches in the face.
Speaker 3:Keep them on the body.
Speaker 2:I don't have enough cover up.
Speaker 3:Whatever you say, we're leaving together Everything seems so well.
Speaker 2:I just wait for the attack as the witch casts her spell. I guess there's just one person to blame, and he's wearing browns Wearing browns, I'll have to do the walk of shame again.
Speaker 3:It's her fucking meltdown.
Speaker 6:Don't hit me, God.
Speaker 3:The fucking meltdown. No, because I have a penis and still she stands tall. I hope nobody's seen us Just watching me fall, yeah.
Speaker 2:With so many wife years to go Shooting me down.
Speaker 3:Shooting me down, shooting me down. I'm sure that we'll all miss her. So it's her final meltdown. I swear I'll miss you dear, I swear. Her final meltdown, the final meltdown.
Speaker 6:No, I didn't say anything. Please Get your ass over here, boy. Please, ha ha, ha, ha ha ha. Get yo ass over here, boy. I'm just trying. It wasn't me. You got through the dishes.
Speaker 3:Get up there and make the bed. I don't even look at that other woman, her who. Hey honey, People are asking questions.
Speaker 6:I told them I fell? Oh, of course not. You look amazing in them shorts.
Speaker 3:Final meltdown. Oh no, it's our final meltdown. Ouch, stop, no, it's your final meltdown.
Speaker 6:Ouch, stop, no, the final meltdown. It's the end of the song.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to sing the final. I tried to sing. The meltdown. Of course I'm not talking about you.
Speaker 6:It's the final meltdown. No, it's the end of the song I'm trying to sing.
Speaker 3:It's the end of the song I'm trying talking about you.
Speaker 6:It's the final man, babe. No stop, I'm a man too. Divorce.
Speaker 10:Yo, what's up, Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast it's.
Speaker 6:Everyday with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 2:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 4:Hey, welcome back. It's Every Day with Jon and Jayay. Don't let your wives beat you, fellas, remember if you were a victim of domestic abuse. Please call the uh nearest uh crisis hotline I think it's 188.
Speaker 2:You're a fucking pussy, you're.
Speaker 4:You're a simp simp, you're a simp, you're a simp. Grow some balls, pussy. Grow some balls, you simp.
Speaker 2:First of all you know, like dude I have mind powers over my wife. My wife, she'll tell me to shut up and I'll stop talking, but when she leaves I'm talking again. I'll talk shit, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you show her. Yeah, I like that Suck it bitch, suck it, suck it, bitch suck it, suck ass suck brick kid, suck this, suck brick kid what's the problem?
Speaker 2:what's the matter with you? Turns around, bodges it. He's like dude. I've been dead right away, dude there's a video.
Speaker 4:Have you ever seen the video of somebody who, like, calculates all of the home alone debts that these guys oh dude, I gotta look yeah, let's look this shit up.
Speaker 2:It is the holiday it is the holiday. We're here.
Speaker 4:In two days we're gonna have christmas day, what all this recorded day?
Speaker 2:but I think next week will be past christmas, so yeah, next, next week, we're gonna be closer to new year so we hope you had a great christ and a happy new year coming up and a day or two yes, and I hope your resolution doesn't fucking come true, because you're a fucking lazy piece of shit. Is this Home?
Speaker 4:Alone 2? Just kidding, that's horrible, I can't. There was a specific video where they they went like Home Alone 3.
Speaker 2:Home Alone Honest Trailers what the fuck.
Speaker 4:Maybe this is it.
Speaker 11:Screen Junkies asked Dr Adam Friedlander to analyze action movies and tell us what would really happen to your favorite characters. Today's patients, the Wet Bandits.
Speaker 9:Chromebuys up.
Speaker 13:Testicular hematoma, frontal cephalohematoma, vertebral fractures and posterior rib fractures oh, dude, you're breaking stuff. Hip and pelvic fractures, scalp hematoma and concussion cervical spine fracture. Harry is dead dead cervical spine fracture. Harry is dead dead. Facial and cervical spine fractures with second degree burns. Marv is dead. I like the video game sound.
Speaker 2:Second and third degree burns oh, now they're on life number two contaminated puncture wound, possibly fuckin tetanus.
Speaker 13:Spine and rib fractures Third degree scalp burns. Oh I hate that. Plantar lacerations and glass foreign bodies. Spine and rib fractures. Facial fractures. Spine and rib fractures. Head jumped Facial fractures. Spine and rib fractures. Facial fractures.
Speaker 4:Oh, that had to hurt.
Speaker 2:That was horrible.
Speaker 13:Shoulder dislocation with humerus fracture Skull fracture with epidural hematoma Dead.
Speaker 3:Marv is dead.
Speaker 13:Facial fracture with epidural hematoma Dead. Harry is dead.
Speaker 2:I love the video. Oh yes.
Speaker 4:Yes, these guys would have died a lot more.
Speaker 13:Nasal bone fracture. Nasal bone fracture. I'm dead, totally dead on this Pelvic and spine fractures with internal bleeding, oh, maybe not Skull fracture with epidural hematoma? Marv is dead.
Speaker 2:How many times is he going to die during?
Speaker 13:this yeah skull fracture with epidural hematoma. Marv is dead. Skull fracture with epidural hematoma. Marv is dead skull fracture with epidural hematoma. Marv is dead, dead Spine and pelvic fractures.
Speaker 4:Dead, totally dead here.
Speaker 13:Multiple fractures Marv is dead.
Speaker 4:Ten times. Oh, this had to hurt.
Speaker 13:Concussion with skull fracture and possible hematoma. Harry is dead. Spine and rib fractures, testicicular rupture, anterior full-body contusions all definitely dead, definitely dead.
Speaker 2:All definitely daddy scalp burns all as soon as he puts his head oh definitely dead.
Speaker 13:Oh, as soon as he puts his head in the toilet. Definitely dead.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dead. Oh, definitely dead, Definitely dead. Concrete right in the neck dude. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 13:Yeah absolutely.
Speaker 6:That would hurt a lot.
Speaker 4:Dead Plus they fell all the way down. Yeah.
Speaker 13:Yep dead. Oh my god, no, here it is they're dead, Crushed my pipe. Yep dead. Oh my god. No, oh, here it is, they're dead. Massive internal and external injuries. Harry and Marv Crush my pipe.
Speaker 6:Oh, dude I.
Speaker 13:They're dead, rib and facial fractures with lung contusions.
Speaker 4:Oh, definitely dead on this fall. Rib fractures.
Speaker 13:Multiple impact injuries.
Speaker 4:Harry and Marv are dead. Yeah, that's a three-story fall. You ain't surviving that.
Speaker 2:Why did?
Speaker 4:they not light on fire from there. That's a good point.
Speaker 13:Dramatic brain injuries. Harry and Marv are dead.
Speaker 4:This is scary as fuck, man Ah.
Speaker 6:Oh, Marv got him bad.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, that is fucking awesome oh my god dude skull fracture with epidural hematoma.
Speaker 2:Marv is dead well, marv was the funny one, he was right, he was definitely the comic relief of that film.
Speaker 4:So that was uh, both they're both funny, but I marvel I mean both films yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, daniel stern is Dude, Daniel Stern is awesome, great.
Speaker 2:Amazing. I don't know if there's really a Daniel Stern movie that I've seen that I haven't really liked Mark is dead. Christmas Story 2 would be probably the only one that I was kind of like eh, he's okay, but do Bushwacked. You got fucking Rookie of the Year. Fucking the Home Alone movies. Daniel Stern is just amazing.
Speaker 4:Penetrating rectal wound, pedial puncture wound. I can't get over some of that shit, man.
Speaker 2:I saw that old-timey sex music came out with a new one.
Speaker 4:Oh, really yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the name of that account?
Speaker 6:I can never remember.
Speaker 2:It's the sex sax, but with a 3 Instead of E on it. Hold on, I know I fucking Liked him on my YouTube. I subscribed to him. Oh cool, cree Blackheart just came out with something else.
Speaker 4:Is it Sus?
Speaker 2:Records. Yes, oh no, it wasn't Sus Records. I love that dude. I didn't know that was what it was called. It was like sex, like S-E-x, but it's three instead of an e see what they got.
Speaker 4:There's sus records. Christmas hits rare holiday songs oh yes dude, I gotta see what this is about real quick, oh there's a whole bunch of these I'm gonna play this at my parents' house tomorrow.
Speaker 14:As a kid I never believed in Santa Claus, but that all changed last year and it was all because I finally saw him with my own two eyes. So you can just imagine my big surprise when Santa came down my chimney and he swept me off my feet. When Santa came down my chimney and he gave me a Christmas treat.
Speaker 2:The official sex records Okay.
Speaker 14:Christmas will never be the same. I didn't know.
Speaker 2:What was it called? It's called the official sex records, but it's three instead of. Oh, I gotcha, yep, yep which, which, what was it?
Speaker 4:blue balls for christmas, or I don't know? Or were you just, were you gonna show me a particular song?
Speaker 2:I'd say, just choose whatever one. Oh, they're all fucking I'm dreaming of a white prostitute.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what the fuck dude, these are nasty. Marty Silverballs.
Speaker 11:I'm dreaming of a white prostitute, just like the ones I used to do with a bush so hairy it delights decorated with tinsel bulbs and bright Christmas lights. Her red lips glisten. With my jizz. I was shooting like a piston. Now if you listen To my jingle, balls Smacking against her ass, holding my balls Deep into the snowy white, ho, ho, ho, there's some big band music coming in dude.
Speaker 2:There's a big band music coming in. Dude, I love the whistles. Dude.
Speaker 4:What else we got here? It's Christmas time again, lenore Van Humps.
Speaker 2:What is that? What's that other Dirty Gertie Glory Hose?
Speaker 4:Where am I To the right bottom right there? Glory Hose, dirty Gertie.
Speaker 2:Iose To the right bottom right there. Glory Hose, dirty Gertie.
Speaker 9:I never heard this one. But All right now, troops, all you brunts, jawheads, cooks, gearheads and premature ejaculators, listen up and fall in line and start queuing up for old glory. Me and my glory hose, that is Ha ha ha. Come on, girls One, two, oh one, two, three. You went up for old glory, me and my glory hose, that is ha ha ha. Come on, girls One, two, oh one, two, three Little ladies to say hello To all of you drafted and enlisted fellows who marched through the mucking rain and, without a thought to complain, your booth kicked up the mud, the dirt and the blood. In battle there's never a dull moment. Stomping in a Nazi skull.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the fuck she's saying half the time. Right, I did subscribe to that sus records. It was awesome, dude, yeah. I like these guys a lot.
Speaker 4:It seems like the other ones are almost too much, A little like the other Dude there's a country Christmas.
Speaker 2:What's that country Christmas? One on the third from the this one yeah, what?
Speaker 4:is it?
Speaker 2:Redneck Christmas. Oh my God.
Speaker 6:Oh man.
Speaker 4:Lollipop dog.
Speaker 6:Silly Nelson.
Speaker 11:It's Christmas time again, the best part of the year we're shooting off some guns and drinking lots of beer. No, we're gonna get shit-faced from, if we have any luck, and then we'll put some Christmas lights on our pickup truck you're the trend next Christmas time again we'll be eating roast chicken with family and friends, you might think it's Halloween cause we're all gonna go pumpkin.
Speaker 15:It's not.
Speaker 4:It's just ready like christmas time again nothing like spending a christmas night with family, to the warm, soft glow of burning crosses cause grandma's working the shit dude, that sounds just like it's not very funny though, man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was more. What a nasty. Very funny though, man. What a nasty.
Speaker 4:That was more of a straight-laced kind of song. Cocktease rare 1960s song.
Speaker 2:I love these things, dude. These things are the greatest.
Speaker 4:My Aunt Flo is in town. Does the carpet match the drapes my pubic hair, let my girl blow. Controversial 1950s song. Grandma got a dildo for Christmas. Oh my god.
Speaker 12:Grandma got a dildo for Christmas. She just looked at it with a big frown. Grandma got a dildo for Christmas and Grandpa had the biggest smile in town. He decided on a secret Santa this year. Everyone in our family picked a name, but there wasn't time for any Christmas cheer. Whoever picked Grandma is to blame.
Speaker 11:Grandma got a dildo for Christmas.
Speaker 12:She just looked at it with a big frown. Grandma got a dildo for Christmas and Grandpa had the biggest smile in town. Everyone in the family started screaming. Our Christmas party turned into a fight All the while. Grandpa was dreaming Of using it on poor Grandma. Tonight. Grandma got a dildo for Christmas. This is so good. She just looked at it with a big frown.
Speaker 4:I love the AI fucking images with it.
Speaker 12:And grandpa had the biggest smile in time. All of us were worried about grandma. She was staring at the dildo, pretty fist. And when I finally tried to talk to Grandma she said I wanted something bigger than this.
Speaker 6:Oh, grandma got a dildo for Christmas.
Speaker 11:I'm going to be humming this all day.
Speaker 2:Great fucking tune. This is good. You should share this on Christmas. Yeah, and Grandpa had the biggest smile in town tune this is good.
Speaker 12:You should share this on christmas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you think she's pissed because you got a dildo, but she's pissed because it ain't big enough. Yeah, that's the good twist, that's a great twist to that song.
Speaker 4:Fucking thing right holy shit, she loved this vinyl at 7-8 rpms, the most popular 12-inch single of all time. The collets are great. Santa came down my chimney. Oh my god, finish In Me, holy shit. By Dolly Parton. Yeah, oh, dude, oh, dude, oh dude.
Speaker 15:Some guys just come and go. They disappear right after they go. Others seem to think it's a race and the finish line is all over my face. I need something different from you. I hope it's something you're willing to do.
Speaker 5:Please, will you finish in me? Wow, please, don't go. Please, will you finish In me? It's something I just Need to know.
Speaker 15:It really would be such a thrill. I promise you that I'm on the field.
Speaker 6:Please will you finish In me.
Speaker 2:If a chick's sang this to me, I don't give a fuck if you're on birth control. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm blowing dude.
Speaker 15:I hope this doesn't make you run. There's just not much more I can say oh my god dude that's really well done, dude, this is well done, dude.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to find another Christmas one, please, please. Please finish in me.
Speaker 2:That was great, that was well done. I'm going to pick you, I'm going to pick. Where's that one at? That's a Dolly Parton. One dude, oh my God, dude, okay, we got to hear it.
Speaker 15:I want to say thanks for always being there. I appreciate everything you do and I really want to show you how much I care and that my love is true. I want you to know just how I feel. I want to be the one who makes you squeal. I make it so big that you can see, I'm gonna do you just like you do me. I'm gonna peg you with all of my Holy shit, holy shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God, I want to find another Christmas one.
Speaker 2:Oh, there's one, there's Christmas, the left one, and then there's one Boating around the Christmas tree.
Speaker 4:Let's have sex this Christmas.
Speaker 2:Oh dude. Yeah, I think that should be the one.
Speaker 8:It's come again. It's Christmas time, when families gather round To roast chestnuts on an open fire and sing carols all over town. But I'm too old to get any toys, so this Christmas I have a twist. Sex with you is what I enjoy. It's going on top of my list. So let's have sex this christmas time and have more sex throughout the year. Let's have sex this christmas time. It's always spreading some christmas cheer. I really don't need.
Speaker 4:Dude, I'm going to try to play this at my parents' house tomorrow and see if my mom notices the lyrics, because my mom always has Christmas music playing. I'm going to steal the TV and then start playing these Christmas songs. Dude, do they have a playlist? I think they have, like up here up above. I think they had the playlist here, so they had, I think, all their their christmas songs.
Speaker 2:See, they had all of them here. That's awesome, dude. You said you're going tomorrow.
Speaker 11:Yeah every year around this time.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I definitely Dude you're gonna get away with it Until she starts listening.
Speaker 4:I am Dude, these are really well done. I'm crying because I was laughing so fucking hard, fucking dying. I could spend two hours listening to all this I can too.
Speaker 2:It's almost like bad lip reading back in the day.
Speaker 7:It is. Oh, we didn't even check.
Speaker 2:We need to look up and see if bad lip reading is doing new shit. Yet no kidding.
Speaker 4:PLR dude, the last thing they did was almost a year ago.
Speaker 2:You know what I miss? I think we need to revisit some of the old ones. I was just about to. Russian Unicorn would definitely be one. What's the other one? What's the one with Pizza man? That Pizza man, he's got plastic golden toys. The one with Bruno Mars and shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, that one was a great one too. That one, yeah, with the monkeys and stuff.
Speaker 2:It said Mario and Twist Dude. I'm telling you what man, the, even the songs that they redid are better than the original songs russian unicorns the best.
Speaker 4:Michael buble I love michael buble, though his christmas album's really good, ironically enough dude, I would love to see michael buble if he ever came around.
Speaker 2:I would actually would too. I'll keep you posted.
Speaker 4:Dude, this is goat tear shit man Plus he loved it.
Speaker 11:That's what I get. I like that. A lot of respect. I'm a blast. Your brains Talking full of sex.
Speaker 4:I got a porcupine calls a zoom. He leaves his set on people's graves. I know the words to all this Gold. One time then I licked myself this song's so good, it's so good.
Speaker 2:And this wasn't AI. They actually had to sing this Right. Right, I like how that's his wife.
Speaker 4:Maybe we can shoot a Russian unicorn.
Speaker 6:Oh, oh. Do it on the couch while your roomie's out hiking.
Speaker 3:So take it off and bite your tongue.
Speaker 2:Dude. This song is my favorite one. It's so good. I'll show you one is my favorite one.
Speaker 4:It's so good, I'll show you my one of my favorite ones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, please what a great fucking now now this is kind of funny.
Speaker 4:So this is everybody poops. It's not everybody, it's the taylor swift one. Oh yeah, go ahead. So oh yeah, because didn't they get? Sued or they got yeah, and it's ironic because taylor swift during this, when the song was made, is that she was still kind of in her like oh, what was me country phase?
Speaker 2:yeah and now she makes music just like this now she probably saw this and was like oh, I can do, can do that.
Speaker 4:It's hilarious how ahead of the time it was.
Speaker 2:Should have Jessica Simpson looked to her back Right.
Speaker 15:We should go and get our drink on, because the front side look hot and I want to have fun. I'm sober. I'm thinking you could hook me up with a battle of platinum Patron.
Speaker 3:I want to pop the top dead, low on ice. I want to shake that ass. You should know I need to dance.
Speaker 2:Sounds like Britney Spears a little bit. God, she was hot when she was younger, right.
Speaker 4:Fun time in a situation Chase. It's just so funny how she kind of makes this poppy stuff now and what's the one with?
Speaker 2:What's the one with Bruno Mars? Dude, that one where we were like it had Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars and Jay-Z. It's a pizza. Morning Dew, morning Dew Pizza man, pizza man. It's a pizza morning dew, morning dew, pizza man.
Speaker 3:I like golden plastic toys.
Speaker 2:What a great fucking dude. And they did it perfect with this dude. That's so perfect. That was great. Cause this is lazy, this is uh. I don't want to do anything today.
Speaker 4:Look how they mix all these artists together. Yeah, it's really good. I love this. Go Grito. You're my pizza man, I like spastic golden toys.
Speaker 3:Grande taco Dude, I love that part. Dude. Grande Taco Dude, I love that part dude. Broccoli.
Speaker 11:Broccoli.
Speaker 14:That's so good, here it is.
Speaker 6:Grande taco.
Speaker 4:Grande taco Dude. That's so good, that's so sick.
Speaker 10:Knock that out. If I had a furry pet monkey right here, then I'd take him out to Sheen and Pat and get a cold beer.
Speaker 2:Instead of that pizza.
Speaker 15:You're my pizza man, my pizza man.
Speaker 4:I like spastic golden toys.
Speaker 9:One time I drew a pink ice castle with a green hot dog and three light snacks. I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the citrine.
Speaker 6:I need you to speak with an accent.
Speaker 4:They start harmonizing together. It's so amazing. It's so amazing. Got a sniffle Instead of that pizza Pizza. It's so good, dude, it's amazing. So it's so well done, man. So this guy so well? The thing is, though, this you're right, dude, this was like before. Now everyone does this kind of stuff now, but it's all done with ai now, and it kind of loses a little bit of that personal flair a little authenticity, personal flair that you get with the skill, it's skill it's.
Speaker 4:I think it was just one guy doing this, the for everything, and he did the female. I think he did a lot of the feeble voices and the male voices. It was one guy I remember seeing like nobody knew who was doing these and like I think he did like one interview for a paper or magazine. And it's just him, just one guy, and he did everything. What year did this come out, dude?
Speaker 2:uh, 13 years ago, yeah I remember watching it at my fucking um at walker street. Man, we get on the computer at walker or not walker on, uh, webster, remember it was at that apartment. Yeah, that's right I had my computer in the corner. We're just over there just listening and watching me.
Speaker 4:To me, this isn't even like a parody of anything, it's just its own thing. It feels. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like will people do these things, except for Boom Boom Pow, dude. That fucker's total parody, bro. That's just them, dude, this whole thing is just them.
Speaker 4:Now the one he's known the most for is the Star Wars one. Oh, is uh the star wars one, uh, the what the seagulls, seagulls, we all, everyone knows that, but it was, it was these like ones from like 10, 15 years.
Speaker 4:So loves the seagull. Yeah, that's what my favorite was, but like, as far as, like, there's his songs that uh, this one's up there I. I love the taylor swift one, the one with um uh party in the usa where he spoofs, where he does that one black umbrella, whoa black umbrella. So that's about weed.
Speaker 2:His whole song's about weed, so yeah mine is probably, uh, russian unicorns number one, this probably be number two, and then I love uh, everybody poops, if not you're an android. You should be destroyed destroyed, even took the fucking robot looking face yeah and made it say shit, dude, it was awesome. What a great fucking dude. I'm telling you what. What a trip down memory.
Speaker 4:You don't go you don't go jira got uh uh. I I see go jira, for from that asara from the olympics they actually came out with the actual clean audio of it and they got a nomination for a grammy for that that's wild. First metal band for best metal performance man. Uh, they got a grammy for that or they're getting nominated for a grammy, so but, dude, how fucking crazy was that seeing a metal band during the olympic?
Speaker 2:opening ceremony yeah that's fucking awesome but should have been rammstein, that shit would have been if it was a germany, it probably would have been. That would have been awesome yeah, but it's gojira.
Speaker 4:They're probably like singing about saving the whales and shit, because that's all their music. Their music's about like environmental stuff and whatnot oh, dude, I showed sarah.
Speaker 2:Um, god, what is it? Um, it's not. All it's coming to my face is foreigner. What's that? One band that I liked promise from? Um the fucking eurovision. Remember the. Never seen anyone like this before. Never seen anyone like this before oh, oh, from this year's eurovision, no um, from the last year. Remember that metal band that I liked, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, when it was like 80s.
Speaker 2:He had a keytar yeah, yeah, yeah, it was called promise and I can't remember the fucking name of the band. But do we listen to the whole album that I got from my distributor, voyager, voyager, that's it. Fucking jamski Dude. The whole album is amazing, really. I told Sarah. I said, dude, I love this, she goes, I like it too, yeah, eurovision is fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:Well, I bought their album because I thought this song was going to be on it. That song is only on a special edition of it. Oh, edition, oh, no, shit, fucking sucks. It's not even on the one you bought. No, what the fuck it was supposed to be. But it wasn't, that's only on special dude so I'm gonna have to get a different one uh voyager is amazing.
Speaker 4:I can't wait. I can't wait till eurovision comes around here and next year, so we could that'll be a lot of stuff to talk about when that comes around yeah, because, dude, I'll be able to show it. Yeah, yeah. So I'll do four. We had like dude. I watched the entire four hours.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dig dog play it, play it but uh, I love that movie so much dude.
Speaker 2:Eurovision on netflix is the bomb watch that. It's a.
Speaker 4:It's a hidden gem Hit it Jeff Volcano man.
Speaker 2:Dude. I'm telling you what dude.
Speaker 4:Rachel McAdams killed it Any of those songs on there they made would have definitely been in Eurovision and may have won. So that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I'd love to see they should have them open for Eurovision.
Speaker 4:That would be funny.
Speaker 2:Do music like Interlude or something. It's funny that that came out in 2020, when there was no Eurovision. That would be funny. Like to do like a uh, music like interlude or something.
Speaker 4:It's funny that that came out in 2020, when there was no eurovision that year because of covid, so to me that felt like eurovision. That was eurovision that year yeah, but uh, but alas, we are running out of time. We have to go, so, uh, back of the day. Pocketscom for now. Check out all of our old episodes. Give us a like on Facebook. You know it's every day with John and Jay. That should have been our fucking theme.
Speaker 2:What's that Double Trouble? That would have been a great theme for us because we're two dudes. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4:Double Trouble, double, double Trouble. What was I saying, jay, any closing thoughts today?
Speaker 2:yeah, I'd like. Oh, dude, I forgot to say on the podcast. Um, I just wanted to shout this out real quick, man. Um, okay, let me see here real quick. I gotta get to it. I've had a lot of people hit me up like lately, so I don't know. Let know see where's that?
Speaker 2:there, it is okay. So I got a message from christina campbell. Um, she goes, and she sent this yesterday at about 11 30 pm. She goes. I just want to say thank you. Um, I didn't know what to expect from this. Ever since we moved back to ohio, we have been struggling financially and we are currently looking for a place, so I have been so stressed. When people hit me up with that, I automatically think they want money, they want more money, yeah.
Speaker 2:And I was very relieved that this wasn't the case. Listening to y'all's podcast seems to take me away from my troubles for that hour and puts a smile on my face. I know I can always count on you and John to cheer me up. I have really been in a funk because the holidays and I listen to y'all and cheer up and remember what's really important during the holidays my family and friends. So again, I want to thank you and John from the bottom of my heart and tell y'all to keep it up. Oh, thank you. So we just want to say, man, we understand things. Especially this year seems like money is very strained. It's a very hard. Especially this year seems like money is very strained. It's a very hard year this year. Um, we totally get that and no joke. Like we appreciate everybody listening. I'm sorry that. Like I mean, it's just a podcast, you know, if we can, if we can make you smile or laugh, that's the whole reason why I do it, uh give us money, because this ain't cheap.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just kidding but I'll let you know it isn't? It does cost a little bit, but it's nice that if we can make your day better. If I can say some awkward bullshit thing like the um ulterior word to a black person, or or uh, or homie or yeah homie, or uh brother brother, or um knee a neighbor neighbor neighbor, neighbor um, or or, if we can be like anti-semitic fucking germans that don't know they're anti-semitic. Totally cool with that too.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of fun um but we can make you laugh and make you enjoy your day a little bit more. That's that's what makes us. That's what makes us want to keep going I love this thing,
Speaker 2:I love doing it. I don't come over here just because it's a something I'm obligated. I don't give a shit. Dude like to be honest. If we didn't want to do it we wouldn't be here. It's uh, we just uh, we love doing it. And it's nice to see people all around the world listening to us, especially on the gluten talk. Germans out there is talking to us, you know. So it's just a lot of Vita's aid, a Vita saying it's just I won't see Darth Vader's name.
Speaker 4:Yeah, seriously, we appreciate everyone who who's been listening on these three years, going on three years and hopefully, to keep going, we got street. Uh, first of the year, around the first year, we'll be doing live streaming. That ought to be fun because hopefully you'll join us in real time and, yeah, we could, we could, you know, see what kind of shit you guys want to see or hear or whatever you you think of us in real time, and then we'll mock you with glee if you say something bad about us and I just want to say rip chris farley yeah 27 years all right.
Speaker 13:Oh man, it's been 27 years I don't know about like today, I'm just saying like I just picked somebody oh, I thought it was like today.
Speaker 4:I went really 1997. No, I don't remember. I think he did die?
Speaker 2:what did he know? I think he died in the summer because I remember talking to Sarah on the phone Farley no, not Darnit. Let's see. I want to see when Chris Farley paged the winner. Holy shit, I was not far off. Today's what? The 23rd? Yeah, december 18th.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 2:Did you?
Speaker 4:know that. No, you just pulled that out of your ass. No, I did not know that. Wow, that's crazy that you just kind of mentioned that, and then that's really what had happened.
Speaker 2:When the fucking legend died, dude December 18th 1997.
Speaker 4:But we're not going to die because we're not going anywhere anytime soon. So we will be back next week and I hope you'll join us next week. We, and I hope you'll join us next week. We'll see you later. I'm John Brickner.
Speaker 2:And I'm Jason Scherker. See you later. This is your news at 10 o'clock.
Speaker 4:Have a happy new year. Yeah, have a happy new year. Good stuff, bye-bye.