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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 151: Fantasy Football Semifinal Shenanigans // Karate Kid Comebacks and a Macaulay Culkin Misadventure!
Ever wondered what happens when your fantasy football strategy feels like a scene from an old EA Sports game? Join us, John and Jay, as we ride the emotional rollercoaster of reaching the semifinals in our fantasy league. Our conversation spins from the joy of unexpected player performances to the more serious side of college sports, tackling the complexities of the transfer portal and the hot topics of athlete compensation. With laughter and lively debates, we question if NIL deals are shifting the heart of college athletics, making it more about the money than the game itself.
But wait, there's more! We take a sideways leap into the entertainment world, sharing our mixed feelings on the freshest Karate Kid movie trailer. Our love for Cobra Kai fuels a humorous speculation about potential crossover scenarios and the future of the franchise. The hilarity continues as we parody the vintage "Lawrence Welk Show," celebrating Fred Armisen's comedic genius, and indulge in a nostalgic tribute to "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" while marveling at Dick Van Dyke's timeless performances. Our musical musings don't stop there—brace yourselves for a critique of the audacious fusion of country and metal, peppered with tales from the vibrant life of a wedding DJ.
And just when you thought things couldn't get any more unexpected, we recount our recent adventure at a Macaulay Culkin event that didn't quite hit the mark. From awkward venue setups to reminiscing "Home Alone" scenes, our evening took a delightful turn with a memorable dining experience at Crave. This episode is a whirlwind of sports, movies, and music filled with humor and insights that will leave you chuckling and reflecting long after the credits roll.
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Speaker 3:I got one thing to say Okay what, we are the champions, my friends, me and John, we just made it to the next round.
Speaker 2:Yes, the semifinals of our fantasy football league. It will be me versus Jason, me versus you. It's an academic decathlon. That's how we determine.
Speaker 3:Mono, we mono. What's that mean?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, that's how we determine our fantasy champions. We do academic decathlons. That would be fucking nuts man. My wife the dirty, dirty, dirty tramp I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. Simple, no would have worked, but okay, yes, me versus jason, and in the semi-finals. And so we're gonna.
Speaker 3:We'll know the results by next next monday. No, no, tuesday, tuesday yeah tuesday yeah, we'll know the results by next Monday. No, tuesday. Tuesday yeah, we'll know the results. One of us will be no, you know what, I wouldn't even be sad. I don't care, dude, you know honestly.
Speaker 2:I've won this league so many times that it's really it's whatever. Honestly, I've kind of rooted for you. I just like seeing people win who's never Such a shitty lineup, bro.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm just kidding. No, I think what it is is. It's no joke. Before I start the league every year, I think of like I'm like man, I don't really give a shit whether I do well or not, blah, blah, blah. But this year I went on and I was like 7-0, dude to start the year, your squad's solid man. I haven't been that way since my first year in the league. I went 8-0 with Brian Westbrook.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you have another Philadelphia guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, saquon dude Saquon, kind of leading your charge here. This year he's mostly there, but last week was really my butt was clenching a little bit.
Speaker 2:They play the Commanders this coming week, so we'll see what happens. They have a pretty okay defense, so I don't know. But no one said Quan Barkley He'll get his. He always does.
Speaker 3:I just hate the fact that I'll be like who the fuck is this guy running? Who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2:Kenneth Gainwell.
Speaker 3:Who needs to gain his ass? Back to the bench, to the bench. Get the fuck out of here, go back to the.
Speaker 2:There's nothing worse than fantasy football, than seeing the handcuff score out the goal line when your dude no, it's even worse say like your dude just broke off like a huge like 50 yard run or something so and he gets stopped at the one. Then they bring in the backup and he scores from the one yard line. That pisses me off. There's no worse feeling in fantasy football. You know what that is that's college football that's not college like real football.
Speaker 3:That is ea sports, college fucking football. You're doing my dude.
Speaker 2:I remember like I would run oh, like in the road to glory kind of thing.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I don't have my running back run and that motherfucker be running all over him.
Speaker 2:Dude, and he would get down to in the red, take your ass out, they take my ass out.
Speaker 3:That piss that would piss me, and then it would show him going in transfer portal and then, oh dude, I did. And then it would put me I'd be like all right, ready to start again.
Speaker 2:Yep 20 yard line on your side. That shit is ruining college football. Man, I hate the transfer portal.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna tell you what? Dude, I don't care, and I know you're on the opposite end of this. I don't like the whole, like paying money for people.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate it. I don't mind it, but I think it's getting. I think it's getting out of hand it is there needed to be restrictions? What is this? Obamacare I think it's the wild west, I mean, I think there's there's no regulations on this at all. I I would agree with you if you're saying that it needs to have some sort of regulatory like board or some sort of committee that kind of oversees us. No, you know, like kids are getting paid like quarterbacks or like it's like way north of a million dollars.
Speaker 3:Oh, I know, Dude, I was crazy Like the one. What was it? A herb street? Herb streets. Kid Michigan's paying.
Speaker 2:herb streets, get a lot of money to go Michigan paid 12 and a half million dollars for a guy who basically is in their own backyard. To me, Like that's bad. Is that bad? Like okay this.
Speaker 4:To me that's bad.
Speaker 2:Is that bad? How much did they pay him 12.5?
Speaker 3:mil For Herbstreet?
Speaker 2:No no no, not for Herbstreet's kid, for that other quarterback they got coming in that other five-star, the number one player from 2025. So they paid him 12.5 mil to flip from LSU to Michigan and that kid is literally in Ann Arbor's backyard. He's from michigan. He's a kid from michigan. If you can't in-state recruit where you can't pay a kid 12 and a half mil to come to your school, I think you're fucking cooked. But I don't know the kid's like yeah, okay, that works, let's do it, oh yeah for 12 and a half million too, and it's not like michigan has a terrible.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying oh State ain't doing the same shit, but it's, you know, they're. They're, uh see, and I'll give it. I don't like that. But here's the thing. Here's what I don't like about recruiting now. It's just that, oh yeah, we got the number one recruit who cares? He'll be gone in a year if you don't play. And I'll use Ohio State as an example. Aaron Noland was the number one or two quarterback from a year ago. He's in the transfer portal Because they got Julian Sayen, that kid from Alabama from last year. He was a five-star quarterback. And then they got this Tavion St Clair kid coming in, who was the number two quarterback behind that michigan kid. So he's like oh well, there's no like, don't, don't, don't kids want to compete in battle?
Speaker 3:or do they just say, well, fuck it, I'm gonna try to make my stock higher, see, at a place that will actually pay my play me, I mean my problem with it is man, and this is why I don't like this whole NIL thing or whatever is because I think at the college level I understand likeness rights, I totally understand using EA Sports and shit like that. But what I hate about it is the fact that it's almost your goal is to end up in the NFL. That's your goal, and I think that to me it almost takes the hard work out of it. It almost is like you know, well, I'm going to make money, I do whatever I want. You know, like I don't know. To me it kind of dumbs it, it waters, it muddies the water. To me, like takes it to where, like college football used to be, I don't know. Like to me, and I'm pure like it's like these kids are playing with heart because they, they want to make it in the nfl.
Speaker 2:They want to go.
Speaker 3:They want to win a national championship for their school and their front and their teammates now, if I'm getting paid 12 million, I don't give a fuck what I do for you, unless it's in the contract I have to. But like if I'm, if I'm getting paid 12 million dollars, I don't give a shit whether you win or not. I don't give a fuck whether we go. It's weird because the you get paid like NFL quarterbacks Pretty much.
Speaker 2:I would agree with you where I think it needs really scale back To me. All I wanted and this is my original argument I just wanted these kids to get a piece of the pie, not create a whole, not create a fucking bakery. You know what I mean? Yeah, I just wanted them to get a piece of the pie. I didn't want them like and I and I've told you this before I go well, college football generates, it's a billion dollar industry from tv contract. I just wanted those kids to get a cut of that. You know just, or a cut of their likeness, or merchandise sales, or I can understand that, totally like, but I don't I don't, but I don't like schools creating slush funds specifically to pay players million, multi-million dollars.
Speaker 2:I think it should have been and it should be like okay, if the kid wants to have maybe not an agent, but somebody negotiating on on their good and good faith, on their behalf, either a parent or whoever not necessarily an agent, but we'll call it an agent, for the lack of a better term If they wanted to do like some endorsements, maybe a shoe or something like something that's that you know generates revenue for them, but it's the school doesn't have much of a say in it. You know what I mean. Like it's not like ohio state is is generating that deal for them. The kid, via a surrogate, is generating that. So the kid gets either shoes and then a shoe deal, and then you know they get income, but the school still gets the player. But now it's like the schools are generating.
Speaker 2:This is what like the sec supposedly, what like teams like alabama has done for like years and smu because um, smu, they got the death penalty for this gave their players like cars and jobs that you know that didn't exist and all this stuff. So now that shit's perfectly okay. Now it's such a weird world we live in, where shit like that used to be considered like oh my god, that's cheating shit. Smu got busted for back in the 80s.
Speaker 3:well, people don't understand. What bothers me is that it's a perfectly valid look at the the Okay, so we got a great NFL right now. If I'm making as much as an NFL player in college, what the fuck is my point in going to the NFL? Why would I need to go? Why do I need?
Speaker 2:to we can't stay in college forever. No, you can't, but if I'm making tens of millions of dollars, Well, you won't come out of the NFL any sooner unless the NFL money becomes better. You know what I mean. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3:There's got to be a reason the NFL.
Speaker 2:Now imagine, dude, imagine this what if the NFL didn't have a salary cap like MLB doesn't Imagine that, dude. Imagine the kind of fucking contracts these kids will be getting coming out of the fucking out of school If the way contract and what the way NIL money is today. So it's like you wouldn't have 750 million dollar deals like Juan Soto from for the Yankees, but it's like the NFL kind of kind of regulates that and they have a salary cap. Wish they could kind of like bring that here. So NFL's, here, here's my, here's the money you can spend per team. They should bring it like here. Like, okay, colleges, you only you could, you could cap out at a certain.
Speaker 2:So not not only would that kind of level the playing field a little bit, it wouldn't incentivize a kid to go to one school over the other who could actually have the money. So so like, if you're a kid, you know basically, if you're in a mid major, like a G5 school, you can't compete with this, you can't compete. It's just it's you could compete anyway. But now it really makes it hard to compete. So really it's just like or you do what, sometimes what the NBA does, which you get a salary or you get a luxury tax and that tax goes to the other. You know teams that small market teams that can't afford it or they don't, or that's what the major league baseball does where, like the yankees, have a payroll tax. They got to pay above a certain threshold if they spend so much money, and then that money goes to the small market team so they can use that money to help compete a little bit. It's not a lot, but it's still like the rockies, the rockies, oh my god, dude, fucking rockies.
Speaker 2:Man, indians would have crushed them in 97 in that world series. No doubt about it. Or no, not 97, what am I thinking of? Uh, 2007, but the red socks beat them. So whatever, but anyway, but yeah, no, that's just my no, that's totally, totally valid. See we, we talked about this. What a year. I'm such an old bastard. No, no, no, I mean, you got total valid criticism everything.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm an I'm. You're so much more progressive than me. I'm such so stuck in my ways and like, god damn it, why do our what is our?
Speaker 2:the rolls, the rolls ball should be between the packed head of the big ted every year.
Speaker 3:Listen, listen here, farming equipment shouldn't have motors.
Speaker 2:Oh, here we go. I was waiting for you to finish that. Nope, I left it alone. Oh, last week you wouldn't have left that alone.
Speaker 3:No, because I was going to say our farming equipment shouldn't be green, but we had an argument that they were green last week they were green.
Speaker 2:last week.
Speaker 3:I'm just kidding, Well.
Speaker 2:JotJot Green Trail.
Speaker 3:They're green so there you go, drawn deer. They're green. So you know, the farming equipment was green last week I'm sorry, something has changed within me something is not the same get down get down titanic, two, titan amistad or something like that wasn't that. Um, it was king of the ivory wayans, remember it was like one of the scary movies or something like oh, he's watching a movie and he's like I'm king of the world, yeah, yeah he's like pharaoh amistad, oh
Speaker 2:yeah yeah, he's like oh, he like whipped him in the back. He he's like oh, get down, get down. Oh yeah, because he was on a slave ship, that's what it was right. Yeah, that was fucking hilarious. I remember that.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I think that was in, or was that in? Don't Be a Menace to South Central.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was one of those spoof movies I remember. Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 3:Keenan-Irving Wayans movie man, those good ones oh man Speaking of sequels and movies and stuff.
Speaker 2:so I saw the trailer for the new Karate Kid movie. Have you seen this?
Speaker 4:yet yes.
Speaker 2:Whoa, you have seen this. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 3:Right now I'm open-minded. Wow really, but I don't know, Really I am, oh really, but really I am. I thought, I thought you'd hate it. To be honest with you, I didn't get to watch like I didn't pay attention to it a lot. Okay, because it was like at work or is it during. It was like on the commercials for tubi and shit and so but, um, but yeah, I've seen the commercial you know I'm open-minded just because and you know what opened my mind was cobra kai, because I've been watching the shit out of that I supposedly karate kid.
Speaker 2:All these karate kid movies are in the same universe, evidently, so cobra kai exists in this universe of this film. Evidently. To me it's like you have cobra kai and it was such a success. And then it's like sony's like nah, no, we're gonna exploit the fuck out of this. Like all of our like we're gonna's like nah, no, we're gonna exploit the fuck out of this. Like all of our like we're gonna do ghostbusters. We're gonna exploit the fuck out of this because it's the only franchise we really have outside of spider-man that does anything then it's gonna be a crossover, ghostbusters and cobra kai I've always wanted a ghostbusters.
Speaker 1:Uh, karate kid crossover why, I don't know, makes absolutely no, they capture mr miyagi oh, daniel said uh, you must have a balance.
Speaker 2:Uh, wax on wax, wax out wax. Oh, he gets sucked into a trap with two fucking brushes on his hand is it fucking vacant? Makes some sort of like chinese food reference or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know who can go for a couple egg rolls right now?
Speaker 2:I just, I just hated the the uh the jackie chant karate kid, because it wasn't karate, it was. You want to play the trailer?
Speaker 3:for the new one. Yeah, I was just about to ask if you want me to play yes, I do, because that way I can pay attention to it and give it the proper hate it deserves.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm at that, I don't know, kind of like part. You see it One day. Traditions.
Speaker 7:I wrote it in history.
Speaker 2:I don't want any trouble. I don't want any trouble.
Speaker 7:Claudio any trouble.
Speaker 4:I don't want any trouble. Cloudy, the tree grows strong.
Speaker 2:That jacket on, jacket off shit was so stupid in the other movie I did not come looking for Shinza Miyagi, I came looking for you Is that Raph Machio.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is Okay. At least it is. At least they got him right.
Speaker 7:In life. You have only one question. I don't want any trouble. Is it worth fighting for it or not?
Speaker 3:What is up, my nika? Lee Means to me.
Speaker 7:What you meant to sensei Miyake.
Speaker 2:I do like the drum thing in the background.
Speaker 4:That's pretty dope. I'll.
Speaker 3:Rush hour four. One tree I'll give him an open mind. At least they got ralph macchio, the whole jackie chan. So jackie chan supposed to be mr miyagi no, he, he's.
Speaker 2:He's reprising his role from the other trotty. What?
Speaker 3:was his name in that, mr han or something. Oh, okay, or something like that?
Speaker 2:yeah, he was.
Speaker 3:He was the miyagi in that at least they're not like turning him into mr miyagi and being like, ah, because well, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
Speaker 2:So being the big karate kid fate I am. I kind of trying to like think of what the story could possibly be with this. So it it could make sense, because they're doing this whole trees and branches, kind of like symbolism to where miyagi, in part two, tells a story about how his, his ancestor, fell asleep because he was fisherman, fell asleep headed off the coast of china and then he married a chinese woman, came back with miyagi yo karate. So it's, it has chinese influences into it. So I think they're gonna try to bridge that kind of gap to where it's just some kind of story miyagi told about his ancestors in the dojo and karate kid, part two. I think they're gonna try to like maybe expand on that a little.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out how, how china and this karate thing and this kid, it's good, you know, I don't know, I, I, I like you, I'll keep it open, mind I, I didn't hate it, but I'm just like, okay, I'm kind of curious to just to me. I'm so high on cobra kai right now. I just don't know why this is being made. You know what I mean. Like, if is johnny lawrence probably isn't gonna have anything to do with this movie, more than likely, unless he makes a cameo, I'll be fucking legit. I don't know who knows. It's because.
Speaker 2:But the thing is, though, they did so well in it was like a love letter to karate kid, and then you're making this movie kind of like it's almost like a side quest for for daniel. You know what I mean. It's like, okay, I'm doing all this shit with you know the, the turn, that tournament, but that's like then I got this other guy's like jesus christ, is this now? Is daniel's wife gonna be in this? Is the kids gonna be in this, is, is, or it's just gonna be some sort of standalone, like karate kid, the daniel larusso story, like you know, like star wars always has like, yeah, side movies, it's this kind of feels like that, doesn't it like it's almost like it's canon, but it's kind of breaking off the main, like to me it goes karate maybe this is in between cobra.
Speaker 2:It could be it could that's, maybe it could be like a leeway yeah, it could be. I know it could be a prequel or something, who knows I know what this is exactly about okay it's, uh, it's timu's way. It's timu's way of showing that chinese kids aren't being mistreated they're not just used for electronic devices and your and your jerseys and your perch in your purses they can learn karate too.
Speaker 3:Then they bring them over to america and show them around like show ponies. Thanks, timu thank you for the cheap prices, even though you're breaking them, little bastards backs, I appreciate it. We only want. We only want boys, please. We only want the boys, please the girl's more me oh it's so cute oh it's so cute.
Speaker 5:Bye-bye, oh, but bye so okay.
Speaker 2:So here's my question. Yeah, what's up? Okay, is this a sequel to the original karate kid? Or I think it's the sequel, sequel to the remake no is this a sequel to the remake, or is this a sequel to or?
Speaker 3:or you mean a remake like with uh jayden smith yeah oh, that's a good call. I think it's a. I think it's a sequel to the original I think it's a sequel to the originals honestly, that's kind of cool though, and then a prequel to the it's in between there, I think, isn't it?
Speaker 2:interesting. When's the last time, maybe, and maybe I'm not remembering it much it'll make that one.
Speaker 2:It'll make the jackie chan one more relevant when's the last time you seen a remake or a reboot movie come together with the OG canon universe to come together and make a movie Ghostbusters? There's been comics about that, though there's comic books, that bridge that has the girl Ghostbusters and the og ghostbusters coming together to work together I'm also going to the new ghostbusters, but then you got the old g guys in there as well, like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like they made a whole new oh no, oh yeah, but that wasn't like a separate movie it wasn't a that is based upon the og canon, like like the OG timeline I'm talking, like like Karate Kid with Jackie Chan is its own thing. Was a was a reboot? To me it's. It's. It's a story that tells the same story beats, but with different characters at different settings. Now they're taking that movie and bringing it into the prime universe, like know, the og prime timeline, whatever you want to call it and they're now mixing together. I can't remember a movie that did that to where it's like because you have reboots all the time when it'd be like if, if, the 2016 ghostbusters work together with the afterlife ghostbusters I would honestly not be too pissed about that I would be okay with that, it just if it's within the.
Speaker 3:It was when the paul rudd has an orgy with all of them and then you got kristen wigg complaining about fucking montance oh no, that was a kristen wigg. That was dude. Can I just talk about how amazing Kristen Wiig is?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's funny though.
Speaker 3:Dude, you've watched the fucking. I know you've had to have seen the fucking Saturday Night Live shit that she does with the fucking.
Speaker 5:Doonies. Dude my doonies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, can we pull up one of those dude please? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I love those.
Speaker 6:I'm Sharon and I'm Doonies. She kills it. Yeah, I love those. I'm Sharon and I do these.
Speaker 5:She kills it, dude.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it's so good man, I fucking love it. Man, you big screen it dude.
Speaker 2:PBS now returns to another. The Lawrence Welk Show. From the Lawrence.
Speaker 3:The Lawrence Welk Show. The Lawrence Welk, oh my god.
Speaker 2:Fred Armistead is so good.
Speaker 7:I'm sorry to say we've come to that time again. Time to say goodnight.
Speaker 7:I want to thank all of our wonderful guests tonight we've enjoyed the beautiful harmonies of the lovely Lennon sisters, joe Feeney and Guy Hovis, the deep baritone of Larry Hooper, the very nice and entertaining accordion sounds of Myron Florin and the high-kicking quick step of Bobby and Sissy. Bobby, when are you going to ask Sissy to marry you? She's ready Now to take us out is a sister act from the Finger Lakes making their wonderful Lawrence Welk show debut. Please welcome the Merrill sisters, and the one and the two and the Can't have the way.
Speaker 4:Yeah to the sisters do and has a way.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we're all together sisters. I'm Janice, I'm Holly, I'm Nora and I'm Denise, that fucking hairline is so good.
Speaker 3:It's like fucking LeBron James.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is. Or my dad.
Speaker 5:Like with my boyfriend.
Speaker 7:With my husband.
Speaker 5:With my fiance.
Speaker 6:With my by myself, those hands. Even though we're a lot alike, we enjoy different things. I like waterfalls, I like butterflies, I like rainbows, I like chasing cars, I like chasing cars. We've enjoyed our time with you, but now we have to run. Good night, a sweet dream, sleep tight. I found a dead cat on the side of the road, so I took it home and put some honey on it and I cooked it, and then I ate it. Is that fair?
Speaker 7:Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Shut up. Thank you. Thank you, Wonderful. Was her forehead really big or was I looking through a couple of bubbles? Thank you. Thank you to our sponsors, Green Myth Automobiles and Clorox Facial Soap.
Speaker 3:Good night, dude, I was watching the one with Will Ferrell. The one with Will Ferrell is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:This must have been like the very first one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, the one with Will Ferrell was great. The one with Jason Sudeikis? Oh, is that the Will? Oh, it's the one underneath this one right here. Is that the Lawrence Welk? Yeah that's it, yep, dude Lawrence Welk, I remember at the state hospital there was a guy that used to sing the fucking theme song.
Speaker 4:We now return to a mildly enjoyable super old rerun of the Lawrence Welk show.
Speaker 3:They should have made it black and white, right. Thank you.
Speaker 7:Welcome back to the Lawrence Welk show.
Speaker 3:I didn't even know this was part of the Lawrence Welk show Making fun of it I would.
Speaker 7:But enough about the wonderful bubbles, let's continue on with our salute to spring and what comes with the spring Romance. Here to sing about it is the handsome baritone, ted Nathers, accompanied by the Maharal sisters who came all the way from the Finger Lakes. They're lakes that look like fingers. I guess I don't travel. Ladies and gentlemen, ted Nathers, one and a two and Do you want to know a secret?
Speaker 6:I love this corner. I like potatoes, I like potatoes, I like meat, I like standing on the corner of the street. It's my favorite place to be, and I'll tell you why. It's because I get to see the pretty ladies passing by. Hey, where are you going? Going to the park? Hey, where are you heading? Going to the park? Hey, where are?
Speaker 8:you heading.
Speaker 6:Heading to a party, hey, where are you off to? Off to the parlor, hey, where are you going? And I'm tuning in. Ha ha, ha, ha ha. Hey there, ladies, before you go, there is something that. I'm dying to know Tiny, tiny question, hope you understand.
Speaker 8:Tell me what you're looking for In a man.
Speaker 6:I like strong arms Well, I got them. I like white teeth Well, I got them, I like white teeth. Hey look at them. I like soft skin. I use lotion. I like, can I touch? I like, can I touch.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, I fucking love this shit, dude, I like it. I touch Dude, I fucking love this shit dude.
Speaker 6:Well, thank you, ladies, for enlightening me. I hope you give me a chance. There's one more thing we'd like to see, and that's if you can dance. Well, I certainly can try, ooh cool, very good.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, ooh, look at that.
Speaker 6:How's that? Ooh, that's nice. And how's this? Sing with me twice. How's this feel? Are you for real Shall? We dance real close. Yeah, he just chucked her off. Dude, that you'd be the perfect mate.
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Speaker 5:I'll pay you a dollar to shut up. I'll pay you a dollar to shut up. I made a dollar and 14 cents.
Speaker 2:I made a dollar and 14 cents. That movie's so good. How did it go? It went like this.
Speaker 3:How did it go? It went like this how did it go?
Speaker 2:It went like this.
Speaker 3:It's like no joke Disney non-cartoon movie is my favorite. Cool Runnings yeah, it is Hands down and then okay. So let me ask you, man, ooh Disney cartoon movies, which one's your favorite? Ooh Disney cartoon movies.
Speaker 2:Which one's your?
Speaker 3:favorite Ooh Disney cartoon Number one. Disney cartoon movie my number one. You can include Pixar too, if you want.
Speaker 2:My number one Disney cartoon movie. Yes God, that's so tough.
Speaker 3:Mine's easy.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say I'm a big Aladdin fan. I love Aladdin. Right now, aladdin comes to mind.
Speaker 3:Mind, I'm trying to think here a goofy movie, maybe goofy movie's great movie's good, but none of them hold a candle to this one yet uh, I do, I do like, uh, the fucking robin hood that's it, that's mine, yeah, oh, dude, can you beat the fucking music?
Speaker 2:and shit, dude, that shit gets in your fucking head every time every time yeah, that's definitely high up there, but as far as my number one but like, if I'm talking like golden age of disney, like big time 90s like 90s, early 90s yeah, if I'm talking like golden age of disney animation movies, I'm probably gonna say aladdin aladdin had like some of the best music and robin williams just right, yeah, now my wife would say little mermaid.
Speaker 3:So little mermaid's really good too, but I don't know like when I go like classics and everything I'd say robin hood's robin hood's great dude.
Speaker 2:It's so good, so good yeah except for the whole cross-dressing part.
Speaker 3:it's just like, like God, they were ahead of their time. You know, you can see their wieners flopping around underneath them fucking. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6:He split Robin's arrow with twain.
Speaker 2:Wrong movie.
Speaker 3:That's a great movie. Dude, that's a good movie too. Should have dressed like a stork. It should have dressed like a stork. It worked. For the first one it did Kind of.
Speaker 2:It's.
Speaker 3:Robin Hood. This is another big reason, dude.
Speaker 2:Hiss, you're not the one.
Speaker 5:I need you Coming coming.
Speaker 3:Dude. Hiss made that fucking movie. Hiss made that fucking movie. Dude. Hiss is the man. He was awesome dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, and the stock is Robin Hood. Robin Hood Dude, Prince John was my dude prince john was awesome.
Speaker 3:Prince mommy, mommy, I have a dirty thumb. Oh, you broke your mother's favorite mirror. Mommy, oh you when he falls off the carriage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, that's awesome fortune tellers get your fortune. Ooh the lottie. What a great fucking move it's so good it is, I think it's very underrated. I'd say 100% underrated, super underrated. What is like Disney's all time have you never seen.
Speaker 3:Disney's Robin Hood cartoon movie Dude. Watch it. Definitely watch it. It's so good it is on Disney+.
Speaker 2:Okay, now I'm going to. Now you said well, you said, you already said yours that your all-time favorite live-action Disney movie. If we're talking like Well, it's Cool Runnings, it's Cool Runnings, mine's Mary Poppins, but there was animation in that movie too, so it's kind of Ooh, it's like a hybrid.
Speaker 3:God, I never thought of that, dude. It's like a hybrid movie. I don't know if I go to that.
Speaker 2:Let me something real quick, because if it's the man there might be like a huge tie. It's, it's it's hard to cool runnings. I think I enjoyed the most cool runnings really good. I mean, if you, there's nothing wrong with that. But like mary poppins is just to me, it just, it just affoliates my love of musicals. And that's kind of where it started. My mother I never knew this. My mom's like I hate musicals. Are you fucking kidding me? We watched the mary poppins like all the time she was. Oh yeah, that was just for you. I hated that movie or she didn't hate it but she was, what a fucking shot.
Speaker 2:She's like she's like oh, I never cared for that movie. Are you kidding me? I used to watch that movie like every day.
Speaker 3:She's like yeah, damn, I thought that was uh. But it's not because I dude along the lines of mary poppins, it's just Because dude along the lines of Mary.
Speaker 2:Poppins. Here's the thing, and I don't think a lot of these movies get love either. It's like the 60s and 70s live action Disney movies Like Herbie the Love Bug, because I was a big Herbie the Love Bug was great.
Speaker 3:I loved Herbie the Love Bug. You're fucking right.
Speaker 2:He makes fun of everything.
Speaker 4:I like.
Speaker 2:It was hilarious dude, because Joe's too cool for school man. It's like yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't put myself out there, I'm like a Volkswagen Beetle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he's a racing Volkswagen Beetle, so fuck you. He'd be at a Shelby any day of the week bro.
Speaker 3:Those two things should never go together Racing.
Speaker 2:Volkswagen Beetle. That's the joke.
Speaker 3:That's the whole joke of it, though that's what makes it funny they need to redo it and make a different shitty car from now. Well they did.
Speaker 2:They did have a movie with lindsey loney actually some of those teslas do go kind of quick, they do go kind of fast. What should be like, I don't know well, a modern day shitty car like what? Like a honda civic or something? I don't know, a ford escort, oh, I guess they don't know what. Well, a modern day shitty car like what? Like a honda civic or something?
Speaker 3:I don't know, a ford escort. Oh, I guess they don't make those for tourists?
Speaker 2:I don't know. A kia rio, a kia rio? No, that'd be hilarious. It's just that stupid boxy fucking car. But it'll be the love rio, kirby the love rio. I loved herby the love bug, it's just like I thought chitty, chitty bang bang, jdj bang bang is really good too. Jdj baby, it's not disney, I thought it was too, but speaking but it had the two brothers wrote the songs for that movie though speaking the sherman brothers speaking of which, happy birthday dick van dyke, 99 years old today it's the other day, right, yeah, oh man, what a fucking that dude's a genius dude.
Speaker 2:That dude is is a god amongst physical comedy the, the man, the goat, the legend man dude.
Speaker 3:Chitty, chitty, bang bang showed that hugely. So mary poppins. I mean his dancing skills, mary poppins. But when he played the dummy and fucking chitty, fucking shitty, oh you know what the best part of that movie is me old bamboo.
Speaker 2:You ever see the old me old bamboo, me old man boo when they're doing that whole town.
Speaker 3:That's when they're at the circus or whatever that's the.
Speaker 2:That's one of the best, my favorite part in that movie because it just as you said, it just his skills were just on display right there, just the physical comedy he portrayed, because it's just like he didn't know the routine, he just kind of made shit up as he went, but it looked, oh dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's pull it up. And then I want to pull up the when he's the doll, because, I'm not kidding, his skill of trying to be a doll is fucking ridiculously fucking good.
Speaker 2:This is my favorite part in the whole movie. The Sherman brothers are fucking geniuses, by the way, because they're the same guys who did Mary Poppins 1968 dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and the fucking dude's still walking around today. I know he was dancing the other day to Coldplay.
Speaker 4:I know.
Speaker 3:It's crazy. Have you never seen Chitty, chitty, bang Bang? You're missing out. Oh yeah, that's when he put the haircutting thing on the guy.
Speaker 2:He's so out of beat but he comes back in on the last beat. That's so hard.
Speaker 8:One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight in on the last beat.
Speaker 2:that's so hard he's out of sync, but he is in sync, isn't that? Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 8:you use a sturdy pole.
Speaker 3:That dude's got to be rolling in snares.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 8:Dancing around the room flopping his dick all over. There we go mate A flyer in an aerial plane. He does A collier in the pits of Wales. That's right.
Speaker 3:You know what this part reminds me of? What's that European vacation, when fucking Clark, oh yes.
Speaker 2:Right, that's a very good comparison, the whole German part. Yeah, when fucking Clark. Oh, yes, right, that's a very good comparison, the whole German part yeah, I love that shit, though that's a good scene.
Speaker 3:I would love to go to a German fest like a real one yeah that'd be, badass. Hey, any of our Germany listeners, invite us to your house and we'll come over and do a podcast and go to German fest.
Speaker 2:This reminds me of Stepping Time for Mary Poppins. That's why I really like this scene.
Speaker 4:I can see that.
Speaker 2:It's got the same cadence and everything.
Speaker 3:Oh, did I tell you I got the record Mary Poppins album? What? Yeah, I didn't know. I forgot to tell you that I listened to Spoonful of Sugar the other day. Nice dude, I bought it at Goodwill.
Speaker 2:That's fucking awesome. I would have been all over that if I was there. Oh, Mary Poppins. Yeah, I'd be all over Mary Poppins In more than one way.
Speaker 3:This fucking dancing's so good. Some people were made to dance John Travolta's another one. I think that is just naturally a good dancer. So is fucking Vince Wong Vince Wong's a natural dancer too. Patrick Swayze oh yeah.
Speaker 8:Patrick Swayze.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's stepping time right there, 100%. God, the limber like the beat, limber like that Dude. Show the truly scrumptious doll part, dude. Holy shit, you can't just type truly scrumptious, because the only problem is when you do that it could be with the kids, but I want the one where the doll part when yeah right there, the second one, this one Yep, this is the best one.
Speaker 2:Is that Buddy Hacker right? I think so.
Speaker 3:See her. She does a good job standing there and spinning and keeping still, but when they knock his box open, which is on the left, yeah, yeah, and he pretends to be a doll, it's fucking incredible. This is my favorite part. I will say this I do love mary poppins, but I like this movie better than mary poppins. That's fair, but mary poppins don't get me wrong this is a classic and I love than Mary Poppins, that's fair, but Mary Poppins don't get me wrong is a classic and I love Mary Poppins.
Speaker 2:I do love Chitty Chitty Baby though.
Speaker 3:It's another musical. Yeah, that's why I mean it's the Sherman Brothers Anything, dick Van.
Speaker 2:Dyke's going to be musical. That's what's going to happen. The Sherman Brothers are legendary, so you can't go wrong with any of their stuff.
Speaker 3:This surprised me. It wasn't a Disney movie. This is very surprising. Who made this movie? I want to say like United Pictures.
Speaker 2:MGM, maybe this feels like a Disney movie Wunderbar, wunderbar, wunderbar.
Speaker 3:Wunderbar.
Speaker 2:It's almost kind of creepy.
Speaker 6:I'm going to tell my kids this is the Joker. Poor Heath Ledger.
Speaker 3:Um Poor Heath Ledger. Warfield Productions. Dramatic Features United Artists, distributed by United Artists.
Speaker 2:Oh, united Artists, okay, those are some big oversized gloves that do it for me.
Speaker 3:God, that sucks. It was actually a bomb. It lost money at the box office. How?
Speaker 2:Dude that's so good. He looks like a marionette man. That's so good, it's just amazing dude. This is a movie we should have did when we were doing it back in the day, or did we? I don't know I think we did oh did, we do Chitty Chitty. Ball. We did Mary Poppins. I know that.
Speaker 3:So good they do a duet.
Speaker 4:I like this too, because they do a duet.
Speaker 3:Oh man, Just amazing. Dude. Sound of Music was a United Artists as well. Okay, I thought that was 20th Century Fox.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 8:Okay, what do you see? You people gazing at me.
Speaker 6:You see a doll on a new box. Buy a key. How can you tell I'm under the spell? I'm waiting for love's first kiss.
Speaker 8:You're the answer to my wishes.
Speaker 6:You cannot see how much.
Speaker 8:I long to be free, presumptuous.
Speaker 6:Turning around on this music box that's wound by a key Yearning Yearning, yearning, yearning, yearning.
Speaker 5:I'm running around on a rock Yearning, yearning, yearning.
Speaker 2:Yearning I'm so many dolls, so good. Yeah, that shit's amazing.
Speaker 3:Like you know what. I talk to other people too and I know we're metal heads too. We like listen to metal and all that other stuff and we love like classic rock and shit.
Speaker 3:But I talk to people about Some of the doo-wop groups, like the groups you hear when you go to Fr, about some of the do op groups, like the groups you you hear when you go to fridges and the old sixties, fifties the skills, the skills of the actors back then and the skills that uh of the of the music back then it is just supersedes everything that we do today, like the harmonizing in, in, singing in unison with the, with the amount of technology that they had. Amazing dude, just incredible. I appreciate a lot more as a, as an older person it's yeah, it's like a grandpa right now, yeah, you know we didn't have that all it sounds like it's goddamn nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 2:It just sounds like clicks and whistles to me. That's all it is.
Speaker 3:My grandpa used to get pissed Clicks and whistles. He didn't listen to any rock music. We had guitar and it was any hard chord or any distortion he's like. All it sounds like is taking a piece of bark and rubbing it against a bunch of fucking wires.
Speaker 2:What did he like?
Speaker 3:Oh, it was all country bro.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, it was all country guitars, man well, yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 3:It's not distorted that's true.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, you know what? The thing I really don't like? Right now jennings, what's that dude? My wife listens to this shit. Was it blacks part of it?
Speaker 5:just kidding dude I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:I had to turn that into uh, it's this trap country stuff. Man, it's so bad, like what do you? What do you think of it? I mean, you're a dj so you probably play a lot of it. No, yeah, it's so bad.
Speaker 3:No, no, is it you agree with me, I fucking agree with you, I hate it. It's, it's horrible you hear the metal country shit. I think you've shown me some of it. Well, no, they did Hardy, Hardy did one.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:And then there's a new country-esque metal fucking group where they combine country.
Speaker 2:So my wife listens to all this trap country stuff and I'm just like this is bad, Like objectionably bad music, Like it just goes against country and it's just. It just doesn't, it doesn't mesh, it's just like. It's like you have a trap beat and it's just check out cody parks in the dirty south I kind of like the name.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie and um, there's uh, I don't know what the song is exactly called, but it's a pantora pantera and johnny.
Speaker 2:There's Thundercash69. What Redneck Rich.
Speaker 3:There should be one with Pantera and Johnny Cash. Type in Pantera and Johnny Cash. Dude, there it is.
Speaker 2:Oh, grundy, country Cowboys. Yep, that's it.
Speaker 8:Well, I went down to the Brunner County auction when I saw something. I just had to have my mind told me I should proceed with caution, but my heart said go ahead and make a bid on that.
Speaker 3:My brain's confused. You know what this is is an excuse for a metal lover. An excuse for a metal lover to play country at his wedding, and that's it are they using the Waffle House?
Speaker 2:that's what it is the Waffle House logo.
Speaker 3:I fucking hate this with every fiber of my being.
Speaker 2:I gotta hear Thundercash 669. It's gonna be white zombie with Johnny Cash. Somewhere in the dirty south or Maine I got to hear Thundercash 669. It's going to be White Zombie with Johnny Cash.
Speaker 3:My guess Somewhere in the Dirty South or Maine.
Speaker 2:The Dirty South, aka Louisville, kentucky, new England, new England, low Massachusetts, massachusetts.
Speaker 8:Is this a real cop? Looks like he's got a raccoon on his head. Let's see what he says. Here comes him.
Speaker 4:Looks like I got me some long-haired dope-sucking hippie freaks.
Speaker 2:Pull your pants down, boy, I'm going to fall far from the tree.
Speaker 4:All right, do you want to know why I pulled you over? Because you're playing your music too damn loud. Looks like you're playing country and metal and mixing them together. You know you can't do that.
Speaker 2:That's a crime here. See, look, he's touching their butts.
Speaker 3:Come on, willie Nelson, give him a reach around.
Speaker 2:I love White Zombie and I love that riff. I can't help it and now I hate it. I can't, I can't, I can't dude. I gave that about 10 seconds more than I should have. I don't, that's not for me. It's just Johnny Cash with fucking white zombie. It just doesn't match.
Speaker 3:A lot of people like Hardy. It just doesn't match Hardy's like metal country, Like he doesn't mash up.
Speaker 2:It's just straight like metal country, like he doesn't mash up, it's just if this is for you, if this kind of get, if this scratches an itch on both levels, then that's cool. But to me I have no itch with country, so it's like you. To me, you're just putting shit inside of cool whip. To me, you know it's. It's just like you're taking you're just taking a syringe of shit and you're just ejecting it into something good.
Speaker 3:So it's like uh it's not for me like okay. So me, I like a little edge. That's what I like.
Speaker 2:Right, you're kind of taking away what makes the song good in the first place. It's that raw fucking. Yeah, let's put a johnny cash song over. That's like. It's like you're taking something drabby and fucking lame. I hate johnny cash. I'm sorry if that's an unpopular, if that's an unpopular opinion. Johnny cash sucks and it's weird that metal heads really like embrace him for some reason, maybe because the his lyrics resonate, because it is very down and down in the dumps kind of shit. Don't like it. I know it's not for me.
Speaker 3:I'm not not a huge fan. I can tolerate him but he's not my favorite. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2:Not for me. I don't like it, sorry. And then you take that and put it with a badass song like Thundercats 65. Nah, I'm not gatekeeping. I'm not saying, if you're into this, this is cool and I'm not, but it's just like.
Speaker 3:It's like oil and water buddy, is this where you want to be when jesus come back?
Speaker 2:make a little johnny cash you'll make fun of little joe dirt. Uh yeah, there's a song carrie listens to and he sounds like he's saying, oh, did I make fun of this? Every time she plays it he has like a run on sentence and sounds like he's saying, like I dip my wings in Tennessee brown eye like brown eye, but he like a Tennessee brown comma. I blah, blah, blah, blah. So you know what I mean Like. So it's almost like his sentence runs together. So it sounds like he's saying he dips his wings in tennessee brown eye like a butthole and I make fun of it. Every time I go oh, this guy wants to eat his wings with some fucking brown eye dude. That's gross, dip it in that little dip it in a little barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2:I slapped some barbecue, so so Come on.
Speaker 3:She's a person too.
Speaker 2:You sound like one of them, schoolboy bitch.
Speaker 3:Look at Burgundy over here. Sound like a schoolboy bitch.
Speaker 2:No, this is Papa Burgundy. Let the games begin. I'm aroused. There he is. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, not for me. You know, I was just just just blending two genres of music. To me it's risky because it's just sometimes it works now like rapid metal kind of worked at its day. Now that's, those are two genres that kind of worked in a way and you wouldn't really think it would. Rap and country don't work, but rap and metal it did work, because two, those are two elements of music that just they're, you know they're they're.
Speaker 3:They can be edgy, they could work together I did show you the one, though, that you kind of liked what's?
Speaker 2:that one what up church wisey oh yeah, you did show me that that was pretty good. Now see, like to me, you're taking a riff and then putting something else over it from another artist and then putting it over?
Speaker 3:fucking badass dude. But why is he by up?
Speaker 2:church is so good, but like if you, if you have kind of a my range rover dude.
Speaker 3:It's like fucking just crazy.
Speaker 2:Now, if you have, like elements of country into your music but you're like metal but you put country elements into it, then I don't necessarily wouldn't mind that, but like when you're just doing a hard split of two different things and putting them together, I don't think that works see, that's why I think we need in our band dude what country?
Speaker 3:yeah, you know no, let's this okay okay, so we're jamming, okay, and then we do a breakdown, and in the breakdown we have steel guitar dude that'd be see, that wouldn't, that would be too bad. I would would love it. Man, I still think I got the trumpet. I'll bring that fucking trumpet next time we have band practice. I am. I'm going to bring it next time, dude, and I'm going to play trumpet while we're playing.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was a trombone, never mind.
Speaker 3:That was a trombone. Mine's just going to be during the breakdown, when we do a breakdown. I'm just going to go.
Speaker 6:That's it, dude.
Speaker 2:Just go all jazzy with it.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I can't play that. Well, I'll play. Mary had a Little Lamb real fast, Dude. That'd be hilarious, dude. It sounds like a five-year-old playing it because I can't play very well, it'd be like. Oh no, dude, it sounds like a five-year-old playing it, because I can't play very well. It'd be like oh no, no, before, before, before you do the chime thing, so it'd be like Riff. Dude, how badass would that be. That'd be fucking legit. That's funny.
Speaker 3:I think I'll wait, like you do that three chime. I'd love to get those blast beats. Not the blast beats, but the fucking. You know those.
Speaker 2:Oh, those like 808 kind of thing I fucking love that yeah we, I gotta get me one of them, um, like pads, and just hit it and then have just that sound loaded on it because how badass would that be in fucking part of the breakdown?
Speaker 6:God dude, I love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So go ahead, Go ahead man, I DJed a wedding last night. Okay, on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Wait a minute. What's today? On a Tuesday On a Tuesday, okay, a wedding on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was really. It was actually really fun. I DJ'd. The ceremony was at the State Hospital Chapel. That chapel's so pretty it's old and I hooked into the yeah, 1926. Wow and no joke, the dude showed me the organ that they still have from 1926.
Speaker 2:The original organ.
Speaker 3:The original organ's in there. Wow, that's cool. And and they talked. I told him. I said, dude, you know what'd be awesome in here somebody playing the organ and have like a real fucking choir fucking singing the motherfucker dude, I would 100 go to a christmas thing. And then you know what you do you don't turn on any lights. All candles, all candles with the little things on them.
Speaker 2:That's what midnight mass used to.
Speaker 3:Is kind of like for christmas yeah, for that's what we did too down at all washington street, umc yeah but anyway did their wedding, which their songs for their ceremony was. All parents of the caribbean piano versions of their theme songs what would have been funny is if they would have done like the all of the beginning parts, like the traditional, like Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then when they leave, do fucking Lonely Island, Jack Sparrow Like just the chorus.
Speaker 5:Listen to the good part. This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow. Back to the good part. This is the tale of captain jack sparrow, now back to the good part.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'll start with that. Back to the good part that's.
Speaker 2:That's such a good idea yeah, and then I'm kind of mad. You didn't do that to be honest.
Speaker 3:We should all have to remember for my 10th year anniversary there you go, I'm gonna have, um, I'm gonna have freaking uh dude you're already planning your 10th. No 10th anniversary when I do, I'm going to do. I'm not going to take the whole trip, I'm just going to come in, we're going to have an entrance again and I'm going to have whoever is DJing play. I just had sex.
Speaker 2:Nice Dude, that's funny. So people are going to be wondering did they fuck before they come in here?
Speaker 3:Or when did they do this? We did 20, whatever years ago, we did a while ago.
Speaker 2:And then you point at your kids. What's?
Speaker 3:up guys. One of you is not hers, but that's cool.
Speaker 2:The other one not you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, buddy, what's up buddy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Good job buddy.
Speaker 3:But no, and then I DJed at the Chandelier, which turned out really well. Before I came here I had to tear down my shit. I want to be on Chandelier, but I already. This young lady that got married yesterday um, she got just her second marriage and she got married before and I dj'd her wedding the first time and then she had me do it this time how many of those have you had um in your in, so in your career, that you've you you did the first you've done their first wedding and now you're doing the person's second one I can't remember a lot of.
Speaker 3:I can't remember any, but I want to say I don't, she's not the first. I know that one. I can't remember a lot. I can't remember any, but I want to say I don't, she's not the first. I know that but I can't remember any, probably a couple like two or three maybe.
Speaker 2:Okay, so, so you're you're getting that repeat business. So yeah, so so it's a.
Speaker 3:It's a good racket man what I do is I set up people just kidding, but no um, you should get them, like hey, 20% off your second marriage. I don't know. Discount from rebuking. Oh great, Give them a card after here's tonight's work fee.
Speaker 2:Oh great, Two more free repeaters. This is Winston Zedmore. He's here about the job Beautiful.
Speaker 4:You're hired, sorry Only.
Speaker 2:I would make, I would do a throwaway ghostbusters line that would.
Speaker 4:That would apply to this.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, but yeah no I um, but that was um. I had a lot. It was a lot of fun. Of course, the chandelier cooked prime rib. Oh, prime rib and chicken and it was amazing. It was very good. The chandelier kills it, dude, I love her food is so good so um, but yeah, it was really awesome. The photographer was really. She was such a sweet girl I don't know her name.
Speaker 2:I kind of was the macaulay caulkin thing. Oh what you were looking so forward to that I'm so pissed.
Speaker 3:They did it totally wrong, okay. So when you go to a concert, when you go to a concert, no matter where you are, you can see. You can see up close, because usually they've got a camera on them and you can see the fucking have them on the big screen so you can see what they look like. Okay, we're three or four rows from the back on the bottom, so the bottom of the Ritz. Think of that.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:Three or four rows from the back wall. You're way back there. You're way back there and you're not allowed to take pictures, you're not allowed to do video, any of that shit. So the whole time you just watch. And the one thing that I didn't care for and I thought was kind of shitty and stupid is you gotta watch the whole movie a home alone first. So you're sitting in these amazingly comfortable 1800s oh yeah, I bet that sucked ass and watching the movie that you've seen a million times and people are like every kevin comes on screen I'm like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:Why are you, why are you clapping? Oh well, I I leaned to. Sarah said obviously some people haven't seen this, some people haven't seen this movie, yeah, so this ain't a new one, they're not dropping it this is a new one release here, guys.
Speaker 2:This is the director's cut so we're sitting there and um kevin gets killed we're watching.
Speaker 3:We watched the whole fucking movie, which is great you know I love the movie. And then, of course, you know like macaulay culkin comes out and the dude comes out and he's interviewing him. Everybody's going to eat shit, blah, blah, blah interviewing him. But dude, he looks like a speck that big and he's blurry. You can't see him, you can't tell what he looks like. I can't take my phone and zoom in just to look at him. I can't fucking.
Speaker 2:They can't shine, they didn't have a screen with a video on them so people in the back can see what the fuck.
Speaker 3:So we didn't stay the whole fucking time. We left after a couple questions, we're done. I was done.
Speaker 2:How disappointing. That's the whole reason you went.
Speaker 3:It's at least here his, just to be able to see what he looks like. See him and that and I wanted to wear. No, everybody wore like keep the change you felt, the animal sweaters and shit.
Speaker 2:What a bunch of marks.
Speaker 3:I wanted to wear pizza. I wanted to wear a pizza shirt, you know, because he was in the band, that pizza oh, yeah, yeah, so I wanted to wear something that was different. I didn't want to wear the same shit and um, I mean he did talk about stuff like how, um, how joe pesci was like joe pesci really bit his finger when when he when they did that part, he really did bite his finger and he talked about um how amazing john candy was and uncle buck and everything else.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:And how Catherine O'Hara and him still keep in touch.
Speaker 2:Was it a big audience? It was pretty big, pretty big.
Speaker 3:Back where we were it wasn't packed, but I know up front it was close to being packed, but this, I'm not going to lie this theater was like old, like the Ritz Right, Beautiful, oh my God. They had these like almost like it looked like buildings on the side of the inside of it and then up above they had like lights imprinted in the ceiling okay, they look like stars oh, so when you turn the lights off.
Speaker 3:There's just little little twinkly lights. That's cool, I'll be honest I'm telling you what I wish I would have taken a picture of that I know whether I was allowed.
Speaker 2:yeah, you never know. I I tell you it's getting to the day and age where artists are putting your phone in bags and sealing them, and we talked about that a few weeks ago, but it's like yikes. But that sucks, though At least I thought they'd have like a video screen that you can at least see somebody just pointing a static cam at the seat, the two seats, or whatever but we did eat at um, a place right next door to the theater.
Speaker 3:The theater was cool, okay, it was called crave, okay, and it was state-of-the-art. Like just up there, man, I was trying to take picture I don't look like, want to look like too much of a tourist oh yeah, dude.
Speaker 4:so let's see where it's at Damn.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, right here. So that's the bar and we're sitting at the bar because they're packed. There's like a blue light across the bar yeah, I can see that, and the food was fucking excellent. And then, of course, course, I took the picture. That's how far back we were, which doesn't look too bad in my phone, but I did some snapchat filters on macaulay culkin too, so hold on, let me get those out so you did take pictures before he came out.
Speaker 3:Oh bastard, all right, um, let's see where's the snapchat. Oh yeah, video of my kid eating at arby's the other day.
Speaker 2:Dude, she's so pissed oh dude, I used the snapchat filter, dude. So I took a snapchat filter and dude. It's so harrowing.
Speaker 3:I love Snapchat filters. Dude, Me too. This is my morning wake up picture, dude.
Speaker 2:Every morning, dude, let's see if I can find it real quick. We're kind of running out of time.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, dude, here we go oh my god, dude, you look like your uncle adam, mixed with your dad, I know I know, isn't that fucking crazy looking? That's wild I did.
Speaker 2:I. I said that to my brother justin. I go listen here. Boy, did you say it on there?
Speaker 3:yeah, well, I didn't say it on here, oh, dude that would have been awesome I should have.
Speaker 2:I mean I will. Next time, though I'll make another one that's great. I'd be like listen here, boy, and then poke the screen. That's a good I would do. I must said that to justin. Justin. Justin goes. Oh my god, what the fuck. I said it to my mom. She goes boner.
Speaker 3:Gross Fucking sick. She's like damn doesn't stand for Michigan. It stands for moist Moist oh.
Speaker 2:God, oh God, oh God. We're out of time, everybody, we're going to end it right there.
Speaker 3:Yes, Do you have any other departing words before we end this episode? No, I just want to say thank you to everybody for listening To Cadence. I'm sorry. Cadence needed some help tonight and I wasn't able to. I was too busy. I couldn't do anything Because she's up in Michigan and needed a ride back from Michigan and I couldn't give her a ride back To Tiffin. Yeah, back to Ohio. It was like a two-and-a-half-hour drive.
Speaker 2:Holy shit dude.
Speaker 3:And I couldn't. I had to tear down my DJ equipment. I had podcasts to do tonight.
Speaker 2:I just didn't have enough time, yeah.
Speaker 3:Had to get shipped for the store. It just was not a good night.
Speaker 2:How did she get there?
Speaker 3:I don't know, would help her. Sure I have no problem. Yeah, yeah, if I didn't have anything going on I would 100% on it, but sure I said I'm sorry, honey, I got other, I want to.
Speaker 2:Went with you too, just just because I had nothing better.
Speaker 3:I got nothing better that would have been awesome. Yeah, we just do a podcast on the road dude, that's a dude. I love ideas like that that's a great, just doing the car, just do it in the car that'd be funny.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of my way. Yeah, you get all road ragey and shit 100, because I'll take those little fucking mics I have and we could just we'll put it, we'll bring my camera and then we'll just fucking record ourselves. And I got that little, those little mics, so we just pin it on ourselves.
Speaker 3:It would have worked so just go to a restaurant and do that, just drive there and then go there and eat and just do a whole podcast thing there restaurants are funny about that, though, but yeah, but yeah, we uh, anyway, yeah, we appreciate everyone's listenership.
Speaker 2:As jay said or he didn't say, but he was going to say that- yeah, I appreciate everybody we love it, we love you all. And, uh, the new year, we got new things coming and I can't wait to. We can't wait to unveil that.
Speaker 3:So what are we doing next week, dude? Because I think christmas eve is a fucking fuck, it's a tuesday uh, monday christmas eve I got shit going on what am?
Speaker 2:I doing monday, uh, monday well, we can.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I ain't got nothing going on. We can, we can. We're good monday's. Fine, we can discuss that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's do monday dude okay, um, but yeah, I mean, this episode will come out the 23rd we're talking like the next week after. We're so close to Christmas, we're like, by the time this comes out, this will be the 23rd, so we'll be two days from Christmas, and by the time that episode comes out, we'll be on the road to New Year's. It'll be 2025 before you know it, so holy shitballs. So, yeah, I can't believe it's 2025, 2025 already, but we got new things down the pike.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to do show everybody and yeah, it's gonna go, we're gonna go video and we're gonna see we're gonna have even more crazy shit coming at you. So, uh, we're glad everyone's enjoying the new format. We're. You know it's been a lot more fun for me, it's just so I have no, so much, so easier.
Speaker 3:No, stress like an hour.
Speaker 2:We're at an hour and 15 minutes and it felt like it would even feel like shit, I know dude. So let's try to wrap this up so we could go two, two, three hours easy. So uh, but as I said back in the day, podcastcom for now is where you can find our episodes, but we're gonna transition to youtube, so all of our old episodes will be on youtube and that'll be our one main archive, so but yeah, in the meantime.
Speaker 2:Uh, yeah, thanks for listening and we'll see you next week. I'm john brickner and I'm jason sugar.