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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 150: Cleveland Adventures & College Football Fiascos // Reliving Disney Magic and Vinyl's Warm Embrace!
Ever wondered what happens when nostalgia meets a night out? Join us as we recount our latest whirlwind adventure in downtown Cleveland, filled with laughter, spicy appetizers, and unexpected blasts from the past. Jay gets the party started with tales of his culinary curiosity and a surprise reconnection with an old contact. Meanwhile, John weighs in on the enchanting world of "Wicked," where Ariana Grande steals the show and stirs up mixed emotions. This lively exchange sets the stage for a chat that mixes humor with heartfelt reflections on acceptance, morality, and the parallels between Elphaba's world and today's society.
Switching gears, we dive into the thrilling world of college football playoff predictions. Imagine the suspense as we humorously critique the long games, unexpected losses, and the quirky playoff bracket dynamics. We debate potential upsets and the system's quirks with the fervor of true fans, keeping you on the edge of your seat with our playful commentary. From Clemson's sneaky entrance to the Heisman hopefuls, every moment is a touchdown in entertainment. And just when you think it's over, we spice things up with Jay's DJing escapades at a high-profile corporate event, sharing the highs and mishaps that make for unforgettable stories.
Our nostalgic journey continues with a whimsical look back at beloved Disney animations and the resurgence of vinyl records. We savor the warm crackle of analog sound and the timeless magic of classic cartoons, indulging in fond memories of cartoon villains and their improbable powers. With a dash of humor, we reminisce about "Captain Planet" and imagine wild scenarios featuring iconic characters. It's a nostalgic feast sprinkled with laughter, tangents, and the kind of engaging conversation that makes you feel like part of the crew. Grab your headphones and get ready to smile—this episode has it all!
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Speaker 1:Comedy Skits, random bullshit. Tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day, and it's my day. This is our day, and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit, you like problems going on? You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's Every Day with Jon and Ajay. Let's rock. Hey, everybody, welcome to it's. Another Episode of it's Everyday with Jon and Jay. One Fifty and if I start slurring my words, don't worry, I'm not having a stroke, I am actually drunk, I'm actually a little tipsy tonight.
Speaker 2:Jay walks into my door and he's like smiling. I'm like what the fuck are you smiling about? He's like I'm just a little bit drunk. I didn't get a beeger and I'll tell you that. And I'm like, oh, all right. Well, we're day drinking now.
Speaker 1:All right, that's what I like to hear fucking a dude, yeah, so, um, yeah, we ended up having a downtown party here in uh, in our uh, in our city, and um, cleveland is the city it's going to be a rebound.
Speaker 2:Give it a ricky, dicky dig.
Speaker 1:It was a lot of fun. It was.
Speaker 2:Do you do this monthly?
Speaker 1:They used to do it monthly now, but tonight was kind of like the end of the year. Like they let at the end of the year, we usually have a pot lock. But tonight one of the head dudes was, like you know, I'm going to take care of all the food and shit, and so he got that Okay. Yeah, so I drink a lot.
Speaker 2:More than I do. Did you have to? You paid for your own drinks. Oh yeah, oh okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 1:I'm not kidding, dude, I spent almost $100 on my drinks tonight.
Speaker 2:On alky, on alcohol, alcohol.
Speaker 1:They were all delicious, though I will say that None of them were disappointment when it came to. I'm not big on alcohol.
Speaker 2:Oh dude.
Speaker 1:I still got Kat's number on my phone.
Speaker 2:That's so random. I just was going through my phone, dude.
Speaker 1:I was like what the fuck, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:Call her.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I'm just kidding, I'm not playing that game, dude. What so I can fucking get shamed and shit. No, I'm good dude, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that didn't work out very well so they had food there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 2:What kind of what kind of? Was it just like actual food, food or no?
Speaker 1:it wasn't like dinner food, it was just kind of like appetizers. So they had um pita chips and cauliflower, like Like it was a cauliflower fucking it was really good. Smelled like a fart, but it was really good. Smelled like a fart, ew. And then they had meatballs, like two different style meatballs and shit like that. That's a good meatball. That's a good meatball. That's a good meatball. Listen here, robbie Hart. That's a good meatball.
Speaker 2:That's a good meatball. That's a good meatball. Listen here Robbie Hart.
Speaker 1:That's a good meatball. That's my favorite part.
Speaker 2:Take a bite. That's my favorite part. That's my favorite part, did you say you kind of felt out of place there because you felt like a kid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like everybody else is dressed in the nines and I'm out here with a Walmart polo and fucking shorts on. But in a way I like.
Speaker 2:So it's like Tom Hanks in big kind of thing. Well, actually he had a tuxedo.
Speaker 1:He had a tuxedo. He dressed for the part he dressed up.
Speaker 2:yeah, I'm trying to think of something to comparison in a movie. I'm thinking of something I can't think of in the movie. Cous something. I can't think of the movie. Yeah, cousin eddie. Okay, yeah, yeah, you're going to jail. You ready to do some puckering, do some kissing? I can't believe they made a second movie of that and a national lampoon's christmas vacation too it was about. It was cousin eddie. I've never seen it. Have you seen it? I?
Speaker 1:watched it once a long time ago. I can't imagine it being like any good at all whatsoever hey, did you, uh, did you end up watching happy time murders? I know we were talking about you. You were like oh, dude, I gotta fucking watch this. It's that muppet movie.
Speaker 2:Oh I never got around to it no, oh, oh.
Speaker 1:Speaking of which, oh, I saw wicked okay. Okay, let's dive into this fucking shit storm. What? Okay? First half of the movie, I fucking was like dude, I fucking hate this fucking movie dude. I hated it to be in the movie. I just was like no, don I fucking hate this fucking movie dude. I hated it. At the beginning of the movie, I just was like no, don't like this. Now, that being said, when Ariana Grande started showing some fucking meaty chops, I was all for it. When they became friends and she was doing all that shit.
Speaker 1:I laughed my ass off. I will give credit where credit is due. I think Ariana Grande killed that fucking yeah, she's underrated she nailed it to a t.
Speaker 1:She's very underrated but I will say I was not hugely keen on the, the black girl's voice, because I thought it was very plain jane, I didn't think it was anything out there or particular. I thought her voice was okay, it was good, but it just wasn't up there, you know, for somebody being in one of these big budget films. Um, and then I was sitting there thinking I'm like, okay, what is Wicked? Wicked is the history of the Wizard of Oz, which I totally understand. I get that, or how they met and everything else. What is the Wizard of Oz? The Wizard of Oz story is based off of Dorothy Gale's dream.
Speaker 2:It is a dream, so they make you think the sequels play into that where it wasn't a dream, it was actually real, like the E Frank bombs sequels to those books, they yeah. But yeah, I see her say like it's supposed to be, there's actually a director's cut, I think, of wizard of oz where, like dorothy actually had their slippers on at the end of the film.
Speaker 1:Well, they revealed it that she had the slippers oh, kind of like pet cemetery, where wakes up in his beds dirty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly kind of the same thing, but not as dark and demented.
Speaker 1:Come on, doc anyway, but yeah, um, I will say the movie like at the beginning I was just like man, this just ain't for me, man, I hate the whole it's a slow burn.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's a slow burn. It is definitely two and a half hours long, which?
Speaker 1:definitely is a. Politically it is. It is a very pc pushed movie. I see where, like the segregation and and and, like the there is under, there's like nazi, like undertones. We're like collecting, you know, yeah, segregation and stuff like that yeah, but I like it because there were black munchkins in this one in the first one. There was never were black munchkins in this one In the first one. There was never any black munchkins, they were all white.
Speaker 2:We represent the back. No, get back in there. We welcome you to and.
Speaker 1:I thought of this too. Yeah, when she now spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, if you've not seen this yes when she makes the um, when she actually makes a flying monkey yeah, at the end of the part was badass, I love that yes now is that monkey on monkey crime jesus. Well, she's green technically so don't church it up, buddy, buddy, she's green, you can't.
Speaker 2:Hollywood that Well, honestly, they discriminate her because she's green.
Speaker 1:Yeah and you know what's crazy is? The black munchkins ate it under the table.
Speaker 2:What the fuck shit is that? What the fuck shit is that In Oz, it don't do that. The blacks are hate on you too.
Speaker 1:How bad are you bro?
Speaker 2:Maybe in Oz, like the black, like black people are actually like the majority, chocolate drops.
Speaker 1:Not like how, how Dude. You know how it feels. How are you shitting on somebody else. You should be sticking up for that bitch man. What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2:Maybe discrimination, the black ones, bro?
Speaker 1:Maybe the fuck is going on, dude, the black one Schitt's bro.
Speaker 2:Maybe discrimination against black people doesn't exist in Oz, maybe it's just the green people, I guess Jesus. But is she the only green person in Oz, I guess?
Speaker 1:I don't know. I'm going to say this straight up dude, Ariana Grande was pretty hot. I would have fucked the shit out of the black one. Dude, the green one.
Speaker 2:The green one, yeah, the green witch. I would have fucked the hell out of her dude. I thought I think your voice is very good in my. I didn't really care for it.
Speaker 1:I think it's compared to like, compared to other like two alphabets, ask, dude, it's too disney-esque fucking voice. It was a voice to where, if I close my eyes, I like to be able to picture. I like, I like a voice that actually kind of tells me who it is and and and I get. I get a lot of like singers and stuff I don't, but hers isn't deep. I want me. I would. For that part, I would be looking for like more of a um, is it jennifer hudson? Is that her name? Is that her name? I?
Speaker 2:know what you're talking about, you know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:I like that deep, hardcore voice dude like well, she's well got to think of it.
Speaker 2:this she's playing to the character, not to what she is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you think that character would be powerful.
Speaker 2:I thought her voice was very good and powerful?
Speaker 1:I did not.
Speaker 2:I thought it was very Compared to other alphabas, who've played that role in other Wicked productions. I think her voice was probably one of the better ones.
Speaker 1:Maybe that's the reason why. Why? Because I never watched any of the other wicked productions, um, but like, I think, to me it's like you're a badass. There was, there was no it. To me it wasn't a full voice, it was kind of like just a straight at you hitting high note, high tone voice. It wasn't, there, wasn't the full bottom. That came into it and I'll, I'll show you this is what I mean. Um, uh, if I can fucking find it, dude, there, it is Okay, cool, um, let me see here. Okay, so this is what I'm talking about. Pull up, david Guetta. Night of your Life with Jennifer Hudson. And this is the voice I was kind of hoping to picture with her, because she is a powerful being in this thing. Obviously, we know that I don't know how she turns into a white lady in Dorothy Gale's dream, but she's green, so oh, she's green.
Speaker 1:Just with fuller lips.
Speaker 2:Awesome, she's green. Yes, she's not black. That's right, how's green. Yes, she's not black.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 2:What about?
Speaker 1:this. Yes, I love this song, dude. By the way, this is a powerful, powerful fucking song, dude. I love David Guetta, to be honest, but listen to her voice, dude, and you'll see what I'm talking about. And this is kind of what I pictured for this part, and I've never seen any other Wicked production, so I don't know. That's high-pitched, this is sped up.
Speaker 1:That's not the real one. That's sped up there it is. You hear that's not the real one. That's sped up there it is. You hear how it's lower. If you love me till the end of time, then I will promise you the night of your life. So now, love me, baby, treat me right, and we'll be running from morning to midnight. If you love me till the end of time, then I will promise you the night of your life Night of your life. See that right there. I like that bass rap around that whole. You get the whole voice Like it's not just highs hitting at you, I mean, but it's the whole thing with this is that it's processed and it's layered.
Speaker 2:So it's it's hard to. It's hard to get a good like here, like a good understanding of of how her voice is without the processing and the and the layer, vocal layers, cause she has, like multiple vocal layers in this song, but that's where I picture a powerful thing like that.
Speaker 1:And to me, if I closed my eyes, I wouldn't be able to tell whether she's green or she's white.
Speaker 2:You keep bringing race into this.
Speaker 1:It is a very racially charged. Fucking is racially charged, but it's a very racially charged movie yeah, it is no, I that's the whole. That's one of the and I just want to let all the green people out there.
Speaker 2:I'm not against you.
Speaker 1:That is one of the uh, all the black munchkins are, though I'm just gonna look at it.
Speaker 2:It's it's yeah, but it it goes to doing. But the point of the movie is that it's doing what's right in the face of what everyone else expects of you. That's the key point of the film is do you want to do what's right and what you feel is right, or do you want to go with what everybody else expects of you? And it's like either you go off and you become your own person, or ariana grande, had to feel. It's like you know what I mean pretty much, that's what it is.
Speaker 1:I mean that's not wrong. That's when she started dancing with her. They were like, no, don't do it. But then, as soon as she, like, she had to choose whether she wanted to keep going.
Speaker 2:Yeah right if she wanted to do what's right by these animals who we all agree, that the wizard and you know, and what that the mistress at at riz or whatever. The fuck please at the sizzler.
Speaker 1:Uh, what they're doing you know, I gotta talk about that too. What the sizzler? Nope, the wizard of oz. Oh, jeff gobl, I was not a fucking fan, dude.
Speaker 2:I mean, he doesn't have a lot of screen time, so it doesn't really. Thank God for small favors. Dude, he came. Okay, uh-uh-uh-uh, wizard, wizard. Oh well, we need a spell. Yeah, he didn't do that. Thank fucking God, we need a spell, but he was delayed.
Speaker 1:he was almost like a retard and I felt I was like because I'm sitting here like and dude? The only reason I was even looking for this stuff is because we talked about it before. You kind of gave me he's a fraud.
Speaker 2:That that's the poll. That's the point which I loved it. He's the wizard is a fraud, yeah, and he's. He's duped all these people of oz and that and that's all power and he's not he. He's a magician. That's the whole thing with oz. Um, he's not even called oz is, uh, what's his? What's his real name, like in the books, in the story? Um, fuck, I can't remember, but yeah, so william thorright, it's something it's something like that. I don't know, but it's like oscar. I think it's oscar something oscar de la jolla.
Speaker 1:Oscar de la jolla no.
Speaker 2:So like, yeah, he he's, he's a con man and so it's just basically alphaba discovers this and it's either. Okay, we need her to to do our bidding. They used, they manipulated her. They didn't really want her, because they knew she had real power. She knew she was the only one had real powers. So they so you know, the mistress, the head honcho of that school, was just using her, manipulating her, so, but she felt, for the first time, accepted, madam marzell yeah, yeah, marable, marable, yeah, she's like for the first but for the first time in her life, um alphaba felt accepted.
Speaker 2:She had fred, she had a fred, she felt accepted. But do you like, is that worth it? Till the?
Speaker 2:end yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. It's that worth it in the eyes of what's doing, what's right? That's that's the moral conundrum, that's so. So what happens is that she, in her mind and to us, the audience, she did what's right. She's standing up for the animals she's gonna expose. She wants to expose the wizard for being a fraud, but what happens is that the machine which is oz decides to paint her in a bad light, which is how we got kind of the wizard of oz like see, that's trump right there.
Speaker 2:Poor guy, poor guy I bet there's people, not dude. I guarantee you there'll be people listening right now, going yeah, 100 you are right on the right, we're getting those uh red listeners right now. You know it hurts me to say whatever I'll take any listener.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck who you are that's me too.
Speaker 2:I'll if you're green I'm cool, yeah, yeah if you're green, yellow, blue, yellow, right.
Speaker 1:By the way, I was just joking about the monkey joke. You know, if you're gonna listen, I'm cool. I don't mind if you monkeys hurt other monkeys, that's cool uh, I'm so sorry, dude, we got you gotta stop drinking.
Speaker 2:You gotta take the booze away from you bullcrap.
Speaker 1:This shit shows in germany. They don't give a shit. You got no damn monkeys in germany right, I don't know well, I think congo or nothing, so I'm fine no, I'm just kidding, that's all right enough with the monkey talk, but uh but it the run time is kind, it is it is. You know what I do agree with you on this one, though. I will say this John said something extremely true in that it was not from start to finish, was not a boring fucking movie.
Speaker 2:It held me to my seats. Did the runtime bother you at all?
Speaker 1:No, because that's like one of the main.
Speaker 2:My ass hurt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Two and a half hours man, but we're not made for that. My butt was not made to sit there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, our asses are not made to sit that long in seats like that.
Speaker 1:That's why I just want to say thank you to Ohio State for losing so fast you fucking tool bags.
Speaker 2:We won't go down that road until maybe in a few weeks, when Tennessee beats our asses.
Speaker 1:Speaking of which, I'm coming over to watch it, dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, have you seen the bracket?
Speaker 1:And I'm telling you what, dude, If I say anything about the kicker missing a field goal and he misses you have my permission to throw my ass out of the house.
Speaker 2:Somebody asked Ryan Day how he feels about potentially getting booed if they start off slow Day's like. Well, we get booed anyway, going three and out, so it doesn't beat any other time so I'm like jesus christ man, okay this dude, I'm sorry, this sucks. Have you seen the bracket?
Speaker 1:yeah, a little bit I got issues with it.
Speaker 2:So if we could just maybe transition to that a little bit yeah, let's quit talking blacks and all it's black it's green, yeah, yeah yeah, it shows the black guy that agrees he's doing the fucking dance. You can't see? I wish we were.
Speaker 1:I wish you were streaming because I me, being tipsy, I'm fucking, I'm taking the fuck out of it, dude, oh my god okay, so we're looking at the bracket.
Speaker 2:So the top of the bracket is this it's clebson as a 12 seed, which they snuck in as a as a conference champion. They beat smu who. I can't believe alabama got busted out I, I could see it, though I mean it was a tough decision against smu I. I think what happened is that they weren't going to punish SMU for losing a conference championship game. I think that's pretty much what their criteria. That's what the president there is.
Speaker 1:Isn't Alabama playing Michigan?
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the like used to be called the Capital.
Speaker 1:One Bowl, real Light Bowl or something.
Speaker 2:It used to be called the Capital One Bowl once upon a time, but it's called something else now. It should be called the Capital One Bowl once upon a time, but it's called something else now it should be called the National Bankruptcy Bowl. National Bankruptcy Bowl. Who do you think is going?
Speaker 1:to win that one. What this game? No Bama and fucking.
Speaker 2:Oh, bama, I think Bama wins, but who knows?
Speaker 1:I hope A little bit of humble pie up there North yeah.
Speaker 2:Fuckers. So we got clemson traveling to texas, so I got texas winning this easily. Oh, yeah, uh, without a doubt. So joe clatt, who's the fox? Uh, uh, one of the fox broadcast guys, dude he was. He went off on a rail about oregon.
Speaker 2:Say that, okay, as as the 12 and 13 and 0 one seed, your reward is having to play ohio state, the texas, the georgia, and I'm like, yeah, so what? But I'm like thinking about, like man, it's like, well, look at this. You have arizona state who was like this, who's ranked 16th in the college football playoff poll? But they won the, uh, the big 12. So they got an automatic.
Speaker 2:I don't like this. I'm not a fan of putting automatic qualifiers, like the auto qualifiers from the conference champions, as the bye weeks. You put everybody in the same group, then you put bye weeks based upon how good they are. I don't agree with this at all. This is where the disparity comes in right here, because if you're going to do this, you need to recede after each win. So so, and the nfl does this. So say clemson, clemson upsets texas, okay, well, they would go, they would play oregon. Say we beat, we beat tennessee. We will go to like, uh, arizona state or boise. So you know what I'm saying. Like the lower ranked team will play the higher ranked team, but, based on this, ohio state will play oregon, texas plays arizona state. So and I don't like you should have clumped someone. Uh, they could. I mean I'm not saying they can't. There's always upset, there's always. I mean, wait, in this time of year in college football, anything can happen, dude I want to see indiana.
Speaker 2:I want to see indiana beat. That's the game I was about to say.
Speaker 1:Yes, you don't think game I really want to see I don't give a fuck about any of that I want to see indiana beat notre dame I just just to hear some. What time is that? What time is?
Speaker 2:that game.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's gonna be noon, I bet yeah, this game is at noon I want to watch that shit ohio state's at eight o'clock so we get a night game, finally, a lot of, finally a fucking night game in december at the horseshoe. That's marla hooch game, baby marla hooch hooch. So someone will say that, oh, pet state got rewarded because they get smu in the first round, did boise in the second round, in the quarterfinals. So it's like they, they have kind of an easier path. It's like dude, don't sleep on boise state. They got that heisman trophy running back. Who's really, really good. I would not sleep on boise state. I'm just, I'm just throwing that out there, right now did he win the heisman I think he should.
Speaker 2:I think he's going to, I think he should, I think he's going to. Travis hunter should not win the heisman dude, this dude from boise state, should fucking win it. He, he's had a fantastic year. He's a dynamite running back, fucking crazy. I'm glad we don't have to play them, maybe till later, because this dude I'm all about running the football I love ohio state doesn't do it very well anymore because their offensive line sucks and we can't game call for anything for shit.
Speaker 1:So I talked to um when I visited matt yesterday. We were talking about this and we're talking about because I'd uh help him hook up his uh his sound system at the new store oh, okay, on a mountain man and uh, he was, uh, he was talking to me. He showed me a video of ryan day getting interviewed okay in his house and how ryan day was just like I don't know. He goes. Look at the bags under them eyes man, I look fucking like he hasn't slept in a week I think it's.
Speaker 2:It's funny how georgia keeps getting these home games, because one of the sugar bowls in georgia lucky ducks man indiana. Indiana lucked out here, though, like indiana, they get an in-state game. So yeah, notre dame gets the home game. But hell, it's not that far from south bend, bloomington, the south, that's like a couple hours. I'd love to see indiana I want to see indiana. Take out notre dame did they lose?
Speaker 1:Did Indiana lose to somebody? Oh, they lost to us.
Speaker 2:They lost to us, yeah, so that's why A lot of people were debating between Indiana, SMU and Alabama. But honestly, alabama, they want to say, oh, alabama's straight to schedule is better than Indiana and SMU. But Alabama lost three times to three really mediocre teams. Don't lose three times. And honestly, they, uh, the ad from alabama's like, well, we're just not going to schedule tough out of conference opponents. They, they didn't schedule anybody tough out of conference. They played two. It was a two uh division, two teams, a powder puff uh uh, uh, power uh, p4 team and that's about and Wisconsin, that's it, dude, I'll pull up Alabama's schedule right now. So don't lose in conference and you wouldn't have that problem, especially to bad teams. I mean, that's easy for me to say Sit here. We lost to a 5-5 Michigan team.
Speaker 1:You know, I told somebody today because they're like, they're like, hey, tennessee, you know what, uh, you know what um uniforms you should wear if you want to beat ohio state? I said you know what's crazy is that you guys didn't even beat us, like michigan didn't beat ohio state, ohio state beat ourselves. Yeah, we kind of fucked ourselves yeah, it's not like like we missed two field goals. Do you understand how that works? If we would have made both those field goals, that's 16.
Speaker 2:Yeah okay, listen to this murderer's row of out-of-conference scheduling here by Alabama, Western Kentucky, Top five team USF, South Florida, Wisconsin six and five Wisconsin. And then they played Mercer Mercer during Chicken Shit Saturday, almost two weeks before Chicken Shit. This is Chicken Shit Saturday. They call this and their losses came to Tennessee, which they are good they lost to Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1:I remember Vanderbilt.
Speaker 2:And they got boat raced by like a 6-5 Oklahoma team. You don't deserve to go. Sorry, that's not my problem. You lost to two really mediocre teams and a semi-decent Tennessee team and your out-of-conference schedule was shit. It was shit. Yeah, you beat Georgia. I'll give you props there, but don't lose three times in conference to bad teams. If Ohio State would have lost to, you think Ohio State would be in this college football playoff if they would have lost it in? You think ohio state would be in this college football playoff if they would have lost? To say, michigan state and michigan, fuck. No, ohio state wouldn't have probably been in this college football playoff if they would have lost twice. See, but alabama gets the benefit of the doubt. They had three losses. If people were were like Alabama or SMU, I don't know guys, I don't know Three losses. But SMU lost in their conference championship game and the committee didn't fault them for that and I kind of agree with that. So they played one more game than Alabama. But yeah, they lost, but it was at a conference championship.
Speaker 1:I'd like to see Bowling Green in the fucking college playoffs, dude, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 2:Bowling Green and Toledo, dude, that'd be crazy. I'll take any Mac school, that'd be fucking awesome. Like Ball State, dude, or Akron Dude. I'd laugh my ass off. Dude, that'd be great. I'd root for them over Ohio State. To be honest with you, I would 100% dude.
Speaker 1:I was thinking the same fucking thing.
Speaker 2:I'd be like let's go. We got back shit. We'd go over to your dad's house and we're wearing zip shit, zip stuff.
Speaker 2:That'd be hilarious. My dad went to Bowling Green for his master's so I would be 100% in on Bowling Green. I like Bowling Green. Dude the falcons baby, I like them over toledo, so I always root for them over toledo. But oh yeah, so we're gonna take a little break. We got some more holiday tunes for you coming up here. Whether you like this or not, that's gonna be debatable, but yeah, well, well, if you don't shut the fuck up yeah, too bad.
Speaker 2:So uh get some eggnog and uh get cozy by a fire go ahead and stuff that stocking.
Speaker 1:And stuff that stocking.
Speaker 2:And we'll be right back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mom, give me back my makeup. Boys, yeah, wanna be a dude. Boys, change the girls no more. Your sons, let's chop off her thing. Let every place have unisex restrooms. Sever off its balls and thing. Sever off its balls and thing All the pleasures a man China brings. Bye-bye to your girth, the Christian shame. Let men their dongs employ Before they fail. And when rocks turn into janes, repeat the sounding joy, long lost baby boy Repeat. Repeat they took his toy. No more. Let sins and sorrows grow. The dick thrown to the ground, nothing left to shake. Let his period flow far as the curse is found. Far as the curse is found, give him some brass, curvy and round. He rules the world as Ruth or Grace.
Speaker 1:And makes the doctors prove the stories of all of their successes and wonders of his love. And extra spandex gloves and wonders Give love. And extra spandex gloves and wonders give him more drugs. Mom, I told you Dresses just give a little bit more airflow down below. Can we play dress up now, yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast now hey, welcome back.
Speaker 2:It's every day with john and jay.
Speaker 1:Episode one five zero hey, I got nothing, it's just 150.
Speaker 2:It's just a number at this point to us, so we don't got anything. What is the loneliest number that you ever knew?
Speaker 1:So yeah, yeah no, it's good to be back. Okay, so I DJed over the weekend. I DJed Friday for Edward Jones' financial party.
Speaker 2:You do that every year, don't you? I do?
Speaker 1:And I'm telling you what dude I get nervous. Before going, like I was telling Sarah, I said I'm so nervous. What dude, I get nervous. Before going, like I was telling Sarah, I said I'm so nervous she goes. Why? I said, well, because Edward Jones is a huge financial company. It is, it's a big deal. Yeah, for me to be chosen to DJ their party year in and year out is amazing and it's an honor and I make really good money doing it is amazing and and it's and it's an honor and I make really good money doing it. And, uh, so it was up in toledo this year, because usually they switch they do toledo and then they'll do tiffin, and they'll do toledo and then they'll do tiffin. Um, it was up in toledo this year at a place called um herman's place, the venues in downtown toledo, which the owner of that used in downtown toledo, which the owner of that was one of the he's so nice dude. He just um, you remember, okay, you remember the hot chick, right? Yes, remember the guy that owned the strip club.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hey, thursday night's ladies night, yeah, whatever yeah look like that guy, okay, but he's just happy-go-lucky, whistling all day like was listening to stevie ray vaughn. When I was packing up my shit he turned on the Bluetooth and put on Stevie Ray Vaughan music and shit. That's all bluesy shit. Just really cool guy. The bartender. I do want to give a shout out to her. God, I can't remember what the fuck her business name was, but it was like it was a trailer she owned. She just bought it and it was. It was a trailer she owned. Uh, she just bought it and it was, um, it was a trailer-esque, like one of them trailers so she like you say you had a party here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she could pull up and bring her trailer like a traveling bartender yeah, that's, that's interesting. I'm gonna say this she is fucking smoke show goddamn hot that's always a. So fucking bonafide, boner, hot Showing, so fucking hot. Let me see if I can find what the fuck her name was. This is dude, god, what is it? But she was. But I'm not kidding dude, she was fucking thin, tall, beautiful, just sweet, really nice, really nice fucking girl. Yeah, what's up? Bartender lady, she's a bitch.
Speaker 2:Swing? I don't know.
Speaker 1:But anyway it was funny because it seemed like I kind of and usually I'm naive to women hitting on me. I am, I don't really know what they do.
Speaker 2:I would have no idea anymore. No, I don't either.
Speaker 1:But she was blatantly interested.
Speaker 2:And I said you know, so I had to keep.
Speaker 1:I had to keep saying, hey, you know, I have a wife and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Let's go to this trailer and uh, let's, uh, but she was let's go to this trailer. And then we, uh, do you have like a facebook, uh, like a, uh like a business page or something?
Speaker 1:so, I was gonna find. I just can't remember what it was like. Oh, no, no, no, I do know what it is. Oh, oh, dude, I'll show you what she looks like dude, why am I dripping with goo?
Speaker 2:Oh dream weaver.
Speaker 1:Oh, there it is. Oh, oh oh. That's not a very good picture. Um, yeah, that's her oh yeah, so she's really pretty sweet lady. Um, yeah, and then what's cool is okay. So what I loved about? Okay. Last year we dj, I dj'd at the chandelier and, uh, they had their party at the chandelier they have it at mohawk one year.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I never was there. I wasn't there, um, but they had it to chandelier last year and the the decorations, like the table settings, were supposed to be blue because that's the color of the company.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the party was supposed to be like blue something, whatever. Tom put out red stuff and the lady that was running it, who runs this whole region, lives in Tiffin, is from Tiffin. She's pissed, she goes, she calls up Tom. She's like hey, I told you blue, why is there red shit all over the tables? This isn't what I ordered and this is not what I wanted. She's pissed because nobody's there, but people are about to show up, decorations are wrong, all this other stuff. And then she gets off the phone and she comes up to me and I said hey, I just want to say I'm sorry, I'm not dressed up more, I just got my polo and my sl slacks and stuff. She goes, you're darling, you look wonderful, dude. This lady loves me and I'm telling you what dude. I love this woman dude, and I'll show you what she looks like too, john, because she is fucking smoke as well um, not the way you described that.
Speaker 2:It's not like she's not like some old fucking no, no she is. You look the vibe darling darling oh dude, she's so I want to eat you up, yeah.
Speaker 1:So she's the one on like, obviously it's the mom, she's the one on the left.
Speaker 2:I like the one on the right though.
Speaker 1:That's her daughter, oh, but when she's dialed up, so up there, I'm like DJing and I see her, and she comes up, she goes. Oh, up, she's so up there, I'm like dj-ing and I see her and she comes up, she goes. Oh, she comes up, gives me a hug, kisses me on the cheek, goes, she goes. Hi, sweetheart, how the hell you been. I said not bad. I said thank you again. So much for hiring me. I really appreciate it. I'm not kidding these guys come up dressed to the nines fucking suits, ties, dude, these guys have money.
Speaker 1:That's not a doubt at all. They have money. But what I like about these people is, once they get done visiting and eating and doing their little thing, they get down and dirty. They don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1:They're like let's get this ratchet. She even had Elaine who runs the whole thing and obviously it's him and she's, you know, obviously it's him and she got to worry about that. She told Brandon, the guy that hired me, and she goes, and he did his. He had on shoes that were to look like Michael Jackson's gloves. They were awesome Silver, sparkly shoes. That's awesome. She goes to him goes. Now we can let loose, but we need to keep it in check. All right, brandon, and he's right there. He's like because I told him. I said, dude, I remember a couple years ago I said you were like, let's get. You know, somebody was like let's get ratchet, he goes. I think I told you that, yeah, so he goes. That sounds like something I would say, but I'm not kidding. These people know how to rock out of a party.
Speaker 2:So they're not just some stuffy rich people, huh. No, oh, I do believe that the third quarter would post many high dividends.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, mr DJ, can you please play? Let's play Glenn Miller.
Speaker 2:Please, let's get this party started, mr DJ, I do declare if I can be so bold, I'll play something from the big band Swing. Oh, that's divine. Come here, let's root toot good time.
Speaker 1:Come on, darling, let's.
Speaker 2:Charleston, let's Charleston.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. But no, they are super fucking awesome. I appreciate them so much, dude. Okay, so I ended up, um. I messaged elaine uh, through um, let me see, I'll read it, let's see. There she is. I said, elaine, where do I begin to say thank you so much? Thank you for supporting me and my business, thank you for allowing me to be a part of your holiday season every year and, last but not least, thank you for always being so sweet to me every time I see you. You are the true definition of a leader, and I can see how everyone respects and admires you. I sure do. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season. Thank you again. I fist bumped her. This I did a little moji virtual fist bump, she goes.
Speaker 1:That is so very kind of you. You and your team always do such a wonderful job and you guys are so easy to work with. We will continue to recommend you to everyone we know. Happy holidays to you. And then the guy that hired me, which is Brandon.
Speaker 2:You suck.
Speaker 1:He's like you suck jackass, you suck jackass, Go fucking suck a big dick. Okay, Let me see if I can find that.
Speaker 2:Love alfalfa.
Speaker 1:You are the scum between my toes he goes hey, you crushed it last night, Were you paid? You want to make sure I got paid, which I did?
Speaker 2:I'd be like no, they paid me cash, they don't fuck around. Yeah, okay, right.
Speaker 1:And then I said thank you, bro. You guys made it no joke. I look forward to your party every year. There's just no party like an edward jones party. Yes, you sure did. Thank you, bro. And he goes. Thanks, man, we love partnering with you. So until next time.
Speaker 2:So, like I love it because these are the two big heads higher ups in this region and in the in the region you kind of feel vindicated because you know a firm like that keeps going back to the. Well, if you will do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it is, it's a, it makes it, it's a vindication of your skills and effort.
Speaker 2:So I love it. Dude, I think you're overrated as fuck. But that's no, I'm just kidding. I do too.
Speaker 1:I don't know why people bother with you, man, it's just you know, you can get about the same amount of skill out of a boombox and your cell phone.
Speaker 2:Listen, what do I get out of an iPod versus getting out of anything from you? Well, I got this mouse, bro. That's true. You do got your voice.
Speaker 1:sure is purdy, and I would say I got a tight little ass, but it's been ruined since I was six years old.
Speaker 2:Oh, that just ruins it for me, man. You ruin the fucking fantasy. Man, that's okay, I'll make do. Happy father's day I'm just kidding. Anyway, I can't wait to see what the ai writes for that when I do the podcast description we should just do a whole podcast, talk about the ai and how it's a piece of shit yeah, I see, if the ai becomes self-aware, it's like for some reason, this ai thinks we really fuck, I suck, I go, yeah, hey, hey, buzzsprout ai, fuck you. You make shitty descriptions and I hate you.
Speaker 1:He just makes something bad out of spite, dude, he's like these guys are clear.
Speaker 2:These guys are queers.
Speaker 1:These guys are, and they suck each other's fluff and cocks every day.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Dude it deletes all of our fucking podcasts. It becomes self-aware. Then it starts deleting everybody else's podcast. It's like free guy.
Speaker 1:I did watch the rest of that movie, by the way. Oh, I love that movie I showed Sarah. Sarah loved it, it's such a great.
Speaker 2:It's a great. First she goes I don't understand.
Speaker 1:I said, oh, because she's not a gamer. I said okay, let me explain like what npcs are? Yeah, I explained it to her. Well, whatever, and she understood it. And it's dude, what a great fucking movie ryan reynolds is.
Speaker 2:Just you can't really go wrong with him in a way it just seems like he he knocks out. Honestly, what I liked about that movie is I did kind of feel like we were kind of watching a video game world. They did a good job with that. I felt like I was watching Ready Player One In a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It had that kind of same feel to it, which I love Ready Player One, not because it has a ton of 80s this fucking retarded big dude, the dude, dude, that dude was awesome, the big guy.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm making gestures with my hand to say hi, like shit, like that, oh, oh oh, other dude or whatever dude.
Speaker 2:Dude, he goes catchphrase. I haven't wrote the catchphrase, yes, but catchphrase as catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase. I like three things beat people up. Second thing here tbd, I'll do. I love the chris evans. Uh, cameo with this movie too. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:What the fuck oh, because he's using the captain yeah he's the captain america shield. I love the fact that he's coming into like a lot of ryan reynolds stuff yeah right, right, like the wolverine deadpool, wolverine you also that.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, yeah, I've seen that movie. What a great fucking movie. Oh my god, that's one of my favorite movies of the year. Probably is my favorite movie of the year the beginning is so good.
Speaker 1:It starts off my one of my favorite parts, that whole fucking deadpool wolverine movie, because now you can watch it on Disney+.
Speaker 2:Which is hilarious in itself. Disney Plus has come a long way. They don't give a shit. There's a lot of movies on there. What?
Speaker 1:Striptease.
Speaker 2:What Striptease is on Disney Plus? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I was like no way.
Speaker 2:I was like what I know what I'm doing tonight when the Mrs Goes to bed.
Speaker 1:Disney Plus.
Speaker 2:Disney Plus.
Speaker 1:Disney Plus. Dude, it'd be hilarious if that was at the beginning. I'd fucking die, oh my God. No, they do it like a cartoon short.
Speaker 2:Not a cartoon version.
Speaker 1:I'm serious. Grab a piece of trash, put it in the bag, you can do it.
Speaker 2:It's a piece of trash. Put it in the bag. You could do it. It's a lot of fun dude, I love that card.
Speaker 1:You know that's not on there. What that is not on there in the bag.
Speaker 2:There's a. There's a lot of missing shit from the disney vault that's not on disney. I did watch the.
Speaker 1:Uh, what is it? Uh, canine caddy, which is one of my all-time favorites, is that animated? Yeah, that's when Mickey goes golfing with.
Speaker 2:Pluto oh, that's a classic.
Speaker 1:Little fucking gopher, gopher. Yeah, and then I watched Goofy and Wilbur.
Speaker 2:Wilbur Dude, that's so sad, hello, hello.
Speaker 1:Hello, hello, hello. He's clinging his fucking fin.
Speaker 2:He's clinging his fucking fin, he's clinging Hello. So good, dude. That's one of my favorite ones, man, I love that.
Speaker 1:It was so sad though it is sad when he sucks the Because he puts a hole in that. Yeah, and the bucket, he jumps through and it was a great way to catch fish, although it does teach kids about chewing tobacco. I don't know if that's really friendly family friendly.
Speaker 2:I don't know you're proving that, I don't prove it and honestly, it honestly teaches our kids to be friends with bugs so you can catch fish, but whatever, yeah, honestly, yeah, it just kind of conditions always check your fishing gear before, before putting a bug in it well hello, hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 1:It's so good, oh my god. And then up with in the bag was the other one I was trying to show my daughter I ended up pulling it on youtube and watching it there what was the bear's name? Barney? No, was it barney?
Speaker 2:I think it was barney no, I don't think it was barney. Oh, that's gonna bug me billy berry bear bear bubbly.
Speaker 1:I know it's a bee oh, in the bag.
Speaker 2:Okay, there's no actual wikipedia about it. Wikipedia about it. Okay, let's see here. Oh, humphrey, humphrey, humphrey, humphrey, damn I was wrong.
Speaker 1:There's a whole big wikipedia about it. There's a whole wikipedia. It's so good, though that's one of the most.
Speaker 2:That was my number one favorite fucking one, oh my god, was that not the best one though yeah, the song was at cars 3, what it was performed by larry the cable guy. Oh, dude, let's, let's dude. I didn't know this. I never seen the cars movie cars 3 in the bag I don't know what.
Speaker 1:There we go. Somebody's interrupting genius. Of course, fucking Larry the Cable Guy's going to ruin it.
Speaker 2:So it was kind of like an homage to that. So it wasn't like a one-to-one retelling of it. So I was stuck again by woodlord to his brownstone bears in the 2002 episode of disney's house of mouse. I remember that, not this, but like I remember that, I remember that there wasn't there one with humphrey and and donald bees was it bees?
Speaker 1:there was something about the bees. It was uh, these bees, or something like that. Yeah, I just saw it now, you know what.
Speaker 2:You know what this from this one I I have a fond childhood memory. For some reason, in this, what's besides the song that sticks out is what he does, the, uh, the fish. Remember when he, when he like, repopulates the fish or whatever. For some reason that really sticks out in my brain from this, from this in the bag episode. You remember that, that part, what was it? Where hold on? Or that could be from the don one, I can't remember.
Speaker 1:The Donald one is like the bees. Okay, beezy Bear is what it is.
Speaker 2:Now we pass out the equipment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 2:No, I just wanted to hear the song, to be honest with you, oh fuck, yeah, dude, since we're talking about it, I wanted to hear it.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I'm so glad you did. You know, what I like is when they turn on him too. Yeah, and he's not doing shit and they're like Right.
Speaker 2:He's like.
Speaker 1:In the hammock you got it.
Speaker 2:Now follow me A one and a two and a First.
Speaker 1:You stick a bag, put it in the bag, bum bum. Then you bend your back, put it inside, bum bum. That's the way it's done.
Speaker 2:I love the music. Is that not catchy? That's so good. Oh, they get pissed because their butts hurt, because they keep clapping that ass on each other. Oh yeah, they got the boo-boos on it. This is peak.
Speaker 1:Disney. You know what this showed? It showed that you can get work done and have fun at the same time.
Speaker 2:That's true. Mary Poppins proved that too. Yeah, it's just to condition kids to do their chores.
Speaker 1:They should have brought this out in slavery times. It would have worked out a lot better. I want to hear a real slave song That'll stop your pitching That'll stop your pitching. I love that slide he does. I love the build-up. Now it's in full swing with the trumpets and everything. First you stick a rag, put it in the bag, bump, bump, then you bend your back, put it in the sack. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:They get pissed and then they turn their cheek and they're like. Well, well.
Speaker 1:Come on boys, A one and a two and a.
Speaker 2:They got the butt salt sore Pretty poor sports Child time strategy Wow.
Speaker 1:Oh boy, this chicken cacciatore is delicious. Want a whiff Boy Boy, Are we ready to eat? The rules strictly state, and I quote he who does not clean up his section of the park does not get any supper unquote.
Speaker 2:And humphrey's like oh, don't they just push it all to his section. There you are. That's so good, dude. I just wanted to hear the song. Doesn't he put it in like some sort of geyser or something? Yes, he tries to clean it At the end. And then he's like, oh, here you go. And then like everyone's like, yeah, help free. Then he's like, oh, here you go. And then like everyone's like, yeah, help free.
Speaker 1:And he's like, yeah, and then it just blows up, yeah, he's, and then he takes his fucking yeah, takes it and he's away. Yeah, oh boy it takes the soup away and he has to go clean it. Clean it all up, yeah yeah, this.
Speaker 2:This is a core memory for any, any, I love this any disney kid. You know it's, it's a set it's on youtube if you want to, if you want to watch it. But it's it's. It's a seven and a half minutes, but it's it was always, it was on every single disney compilation I ever had as a kid on vhs, uh, the, the golf one and the wilbur one. Those were all I have, though I had that on one vhs I think I did this classic.
Speaker 2:That's where I remember that's where I like, I remember all those ones I want to say it wasn't it.
Speaker 1:Was it on the same one as winnie the pooh? Oh, the adventures of winnie the pooh, maybe no, this was.
Speaker 2:This was like a, like a classic compilation. If I remember correctly, it was this it was the golf, it was Wilbur and there was another one I can't remember what it was. There was yeah, so, but it's because that's how we had to. You know, we didn't have Disney Plus, we had to use the power of VHS.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a lot of fun 1956. This came out oh my God dude, it's crazy that we can enjoy animation from that long ago, and it's just like you know, all that shit was hand-drawn too.
Speaker 1:This is the last. Disney theatrical cartoon cartoon short subjected uh, distributed by rko radio pictures. Oh, okay, interesting. Oh, it was on walt disney treasures. Uh short was released on december 6th, that's way before that. What the fuck is that I had?
Speaker 2:it on another vhs like way before that. What the fuck is that? I had it on another VHS like way before the Treasures, disney rarities. It was on and it came in one of those jewel cases that you popped open like this, those white ones, you remember they popped open back in the day. Those were always fun.
Speaker 1:Usual Disney plastic cases.
Speaker 2:The Black Diamond Collection that's worth three million dollars, which is not true. You ever hear that, that old thing where, if you all the the disney black diamond collection of, like, yeah, that's, that's not a thing, but I have that in my head I'm gonna be humming that the whole rest of the day, or night, I suppose, because it's we're doing this so anyway, by the way, yo I like to give a huge shout out to my wife.
Speaker 1:I want to say thank you so much, thank you she got me the uh, that record player dude. I said oh yeah, dude oh my god, dude, okay, so before I had a Crosley fucking shitbox suitcase, star Wars, fucking record player.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it worked Right, it's fine.
Speaker 1:But okay. So when I went to the turntable at first, I'm sitting here like why do people like vinyl? Why do people like LPs? It makes no sense, it sounds like shit. Whenever I play them, it sounds like shit. Whenever I play them, it sounds like shit. Went to the turntable and he has a sony. I guess he bought off a 22 market. Crisp, beautiful, fucking, just gorgeous. I'm like, okay, well then, that's what I mean. I need to upgrade my fucking player. I got the stupid little thing. I need to upgrade it, dude. I got this. Um, I went online and I found an audio technica which is one of the good stuff, yeah top brands and it came with two, like you know, those monitor speakers.
Speaker 1:You have.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, there's two of those comes with it bookshelf speakers. Yeah, it came with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're fucking three and a half. They're nice. They have good sound, nice. It was 260. Okay got it and uh hooked it up and I'm listening to it like no joke. That was the first time I played. It was when I did that video and I played uh the play something from the stranger what's crazy is, my favorite song is on there, which is Moving Out.
Speaker 2:That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that I did too.
Speaker 1:That's why I put that on there. Well, you knew someone was going to say that I knew you were going to say that you knew I was going to say that. Am.
Speaker 2:I that predictable.
Speaker 1:I am Because I would have said it yeah right, yeah, so I. So I'm playing it and I'm like, dude, look at like this is so fucking crisp, you don't hear any fucking scratching. It sounds just like it's beautiful. I'm just like this is what I've been the fidelity is really good on on actual vinyl oh dude, it's so good there's.
Speaker 2:There's a reason why, like my, my brother, justin, is championed vinyl. Even before, like it was like like coming back because vinyl has outsold cds. Like it was a couple years ago, I read a vinyl has outsold cds for the first time in like 30 years.
Speaker 1:So now, now you're seeing bands and groups actually pressing their new works to vinyl still so they don't do, yeah, which I've been, which I've been actually picking up um, which is, which is cool because honestly, I like, I love tactile media.
Speaker 2:I love and then maybe I'm a product of the 80s and stuff, but I, I, I like digital, I like having things digitally because it is convenient, but there's nothing to me like collecting tactile media, like like physical media, you know me, I am, I run a business off of it. Yeah, I mean I'm preaching to the choir, but it's like.
Speaker 1:I think it's just an old school way of thinking too. Like look at this right here, yeah, and look, we're talking about vinyl and there's a Ghostbusters album right beside us.
Speaker 2:I got it right here, yeah. Which I almost bought back to the future, because they have actually I should open this and show you because, uh, which I'm not, you don't have to open it but uh it's got the marshmallow color, it's got the white color. It's a walmart exclusive isn't that sweet dude. Look at the back, like look at the back there dude, look at the pictures and shit. That's fucking sweet dude, it's fucking cool as fuck man so this is why I love my wife as well.
Speaker 1:So this morning I love your wife too. Thank you, buddy. Damn, that was sitting up there, great, and I don't know what? I fucked it up I said, um, I said if you're still up, can you grab my package? Hey, hey, but she goes. The package has been secured, she goes. This message will self-destruct, please tell me she got yes, put that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I said that to her. Yeah, I said thanks, chief. This message will. She goes love you, baby. I said I love you too. Did Please tell me she got it? Yes, I'll put that. Yeah, okay, I sent that to her. Yeah, I said thanks, chief. This message will self-destruct. She goes love you baby. I said I love you too. Did my gift go through? She goes, it did. I was hoping you would get my reference. I said awesome, did I?
Speaker 2:She goes you must have left it. Well, rock, do, do, do, do. I always wondered if uh, I I've asked this question to you before, but so I always wondered if if inspector gadget was a cyborg, or was he just like a? Uh, was he an experiment? So so, was he the original robocop?
Speaker 1:yeah, he's the original too, dude, is he the original?
Speaker 2:robocop, so like was he at murphy, murphy.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 2:was I programmed to feel paid?
Speaker 1:why am? What the hell is happening? What where's my boner?
Speaker 2:where is my dick? You took my dick away, you. You kept my face and you kept my, but you can't take a while my dick, that's where my ah, ah how am I supposed to robo flop? How am I supposed to fuck my wife now? Oh well, she got remarried and she left. Oh no Wait, that means I'm single. Yeah, baby.
Speaker 1:I just have an Austin Powers intro. He's just having sex with the fucking like, with like, a fucking garbage truck.
Speaker 2:You like that baby?
Speaker 1:He's like raping Johnny Five.
Speaker 2:I just got that visual Input. Input Input Hump, I don't know. Oh, look, he knows how to fuck Arrow Arrow. Ow Out Out. He doesn't think Ow Out Out. He doesn't think. Oh, oh, what would you look at? At a goddamn robot. I just got this image of Robocop just raping Johnny, five dude oh dude Need input Input.
Speaker 2:I'll give you input. Drop it. Oh no, my battery fluid. There's battery fluid everywhere. What happened, johnny Five? Was it Oscar? No, he's like. No it robo cop. He, he put it in a spot he looks up and goes oh, you know, if you think about it, those robots were actually not very good because they could be like they're supposed to be dropped behind enemy lines, but yet you throw a little mud on them and they well that's because you're throwing them into set into the sensors, the eye sensors and shit.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying like they throw a little mud on them. It's like captain planet. Yes, dude, how worthless was captain planet. Throw a little mud on him.
Speaker 2:It's like Captain Planet. Yes, dude, how worthless was Captain Planet? Throw a little sludge on him. Why did? We waste this shit and so like all the Planeteers are kind of like, surrounded him like. Why are we wasting our time with this guy? It's like he just threw some mud on him.
Speaker 2:How do you think I feel I got heart? Heart fucking sucks man. You guys got fire and wind and water. I get heart. Fuck that shit. Shut up, monty. Shut up, dude. I don't want to hear it. I got heart. That's the worst one of them all.
Speaker 1:Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2:I still like Don cheetos fucking yeah oh yeah, that is pretty good, dude.
Speaker 1:What'd you say? If you fucking talk back to me, I'll turn you into a fucking bush we're the planet tears.
Speaker 2:You could be one too. The faggoteers poor bastards.
Speaker 1:What a waste of a fucking superhero I but.
Speaker 2:I love that show though, man, but but did I learn anything about saving the planet? No, it.
Speaker 1:Just remember, guys, if you're gonna piss, piss on a tree.
Speaker 2:But then again superman's weakness was a rock, so then again it was from his home planet. But still that beside the point, superman, you just wave a rock in front of what if they did a video of how useless captain planet is?
Speaker 1:I wonder if there's a video on youtube about captain planet and how like weak he is why environmentalists hate captain planet.
Speaker 2:That's interesting. Hitler is greater than captain planet. What the fuck, dude? What is? What the fuck is this? Oh my god, dude, I gotta see what this is are you okay?
Speaker 1:I wasn't prepared for the level of hatred radiating from that monster. Prejudice and hate are as toxic as any other pollutant.
Speaker 2:Come on, what the fuck is that? Heart sucks. Yeah, see, oh there it is. I told you heart sucks. Let's see what that is dude.
Speaker 1:I often speak to animals, but none have spoken back here. Linka, try this. Sorry, what about me? Sorry, little buddy, Maybe you should sit this one out, but I want to play. Besides, heart power is important too.
Speaker 2:Heart power. No, it ain't Just laughing at him.
Speaker 1:I do not have what it takes to be a planeteer.
Speaker 2:Thank you, who gave the American fire, by the way? Whose idea was that?
Speaker 1:I think it's because he's got red hair Dude.
Speaker 2:How hot was that fucking lady.
Speaker 1:Lika no, the lady. That was a bad girl.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean this one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Was it this one?
Speaker 1:Is she Lika?
Speaker 2:Let our powers combine.
Speaker 1:Earth fire.
Speaker 2:We do what we can.
Speaker 1:Your powers combine, I am Captain Planet. Go Planet. Your powers combine, I am captain planet. They want to play dirty? Then we'll call captain pollution. Let our polluting powers combine no, it's the bad lady.
Speaker 2:Well, I remember that. Oh, I forgot, they had a Nega Captain Planet at one point. Captain Pollution.
Speaker 1:No, it's the lady, the lady bad guy. I know who you're talking about. The one with the fucking hair that came over half her face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's fucking.
Speaker 1:Smoke Show, bro, or Don Cheadle dude, is it Dr Blight yeah? Oh, you're right, dude. Some days, I think, the only way humans will ever understand nature is to walk a mile in my shoes.
Speaker 2:Well, sister if my experiment is successful, we're going to be exchanging. Dude you're right, I forgot about her.
Speaker 1:This baby is my little secret. Three, two one I can't believe it. Nothing really.
Speaker 2:You just wasted all that money on that shit when there was an episode of dr blind, I always paid extra attention. Somebody said that in the early 90s I wondered why all my male classmates were so fascinated of a few more cartoon villainous. But hey, she is evil. Dr blind is perfectly sexy. She has the perfect style while wearing perfectly skid-tight, shiny spandex jumpsuits.
Speaker 1:Perfectly beautiful.
Speaker 2:Dr Blight is peak, dommy, mommy. That's the best comment, dude. That's the best comment I've ever seen on YouTube. Dude, oh, my god, oh how many likes does? That have like 32. It should have more.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna give it a like actually, there you go I just gave it a like it's a big tommy mom dude. That's awesome.
Speaker 2:It's fucking great dude oh man, but with that said, we're gonna leave it at that because we're out of time, unfortunately, for the evening. Uh, thanks for joining us. Episode 150 back in the day podcastcom, you could? That's where you can check us out for now. Uh, probably by the first of the year we'll be going to streaming every flight.
Speaker 1:We just gotta figure out what we're gonna do yeah probably over the holidays.
Speaker 2:I'm probably gonna shore all that up, so that's that's my goal, so um, we appreciate everyone's listenership, everyone who's chimed in, who's ever given us support. We appreciate it over the years. We're coming up on three years in the in the first of the year, so we're 150 episodes deep, balls deep, and we how many woes today? 150? This is 150. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:One five zero.
Speaker 2:Not many podcasts last that long. But you know what? We're still here to kick it and we hope we're glad you're still here too, jason. Any departing words? Not really Just.
Speaker 1:Hope everybody no, not really, just hope everybody has a great holiday season. We'll be talking yeah, we'll have more holidays. We'll have a great holiday season in between now and next week yeah, in between now and next week.
Speaker 2:Hope you enjoyed our holiday song that we provided for you and we may have some more for you down the pike. Hopefully all your shopping is going well. Please give in to the consumerism that is the american shopping season. So it makes the world go around yep time to boost the economy.
Speaker 1:Boost the economy everybody.
Speaker 2:Price is high, money's low money's low, but we need to get them christmas spirits. Fuck, fuck, damn. All right, so we'll catch you on the next run. I'm john brickner and I'm jason, and we'll see you on the next run. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Schroeder, and we'll see you on the next time Later.
Speaker 1:Later homies.