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Episode 149: Ohio State vs. Michigan // Witness the 5 Stages of Grief in One Sitting!
What happens when Ohio State fans grapple with the harsh sting of a rivalry disappointment, coupled with a rollercoaster of emotions and comedic banter? We kick things off by diving into the aftermath of Ohio State's devastating loss to Michigan, which left us questioning everything from the play calling to conspiracy theories about the kicker's performance. With humor and frustration, we analyze the baffling decisions and ponder if the attempts to out-tough Michigan were misguided. This isn't just about a game; it's about questioning leadership, especially that of coach Ryan Day and debating the intense sportsmanship surrounding college football rivalries.
As lifelong fans, we don't shy away from voicing our skepticism and engaging in a spirited discussion about leadership during key moments, including a notorious flag-planting incident. We pull no punches as we recall historical antics and express our desire for a more spirited defense of team pride. Between passionate debates, we lighten the mood with embarrassing family stories and holiday spirit, sharing a fun call with my mom in Texas. From childhood antics to scooter adventures at Walmart, laughter is guaranteed as we navigate the ups and downs of fandom and family life.
Finally, we transition to a broader cultural and economic discourse, critiquing the disparities in income distribution and corporate practices, while expressing excitement for the "Wicked" musical adaptation. Whether you're tuning in for the sports analysis, the comedic banter, or the cultural discussions, this episode promises a compelling exploration of emotions, insights, and laughs. From the challenges of Ohio State football to the magic of musicals, our episode offers something for everyone ready to join the journey.
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Speaker 1:Let's rock howdy ho, it's every day with johnny jay, every day, every day. Welcome, glad you're here. Oh shit, uh, it is now. Uh, we're on the on the road to christmas, everybody very merry miss and all that jazz, and yeah, yeah, unfortunately my uh. The start of my holiday season was not particularly uh strong this past weekend sucks a big fat ass dick, not in a good way, but in an.
Speaker 2:I'm a pissed off at you way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, as you may or may not know, angry sucking. As you may or may not know, I'm going to start this right off the bat. We are big Ohio State fans. We are in Northwest Ohio Big Ohio State fans. It didn't go well, to say the least. Ohio State lost 13- 10 to that team up north and it was, uh, it was horrible. It was what I I would dub this, uh, ohio state's worst loss maybe ever. Is that, is that going overboard, or is that is?
Speaker 2:I think, is that appropriate? I think, can you name me a worse loss? In our lifetime than where, not not a single part of the game was really coming together not, not really a single part of the game at all, not all three rounds. It was like my biggest fucking thing from play calling to the kicker that just couldn't kick a chip shot into the fucking uprights was ridiculous. You know there's a conspiracy okay now as anger.
Speaker 1:We're going through the stages of grief right now and right now we're at we're at anger. But some people do need to kind of get a grip. There's like conspiracy theories going around that michigan paid off ohio state's kicker to shake those kicks on purpose.
Speaker 2:I think we're stupid for thinking that. But that dude, okay, I can believe that he threw it. I can believe he I would. I would almost believe I could believe that he fucking threw that because from what everybody else said and from like what I've been reading, he's been a pretty on kicker for quite a while and all of a sudden, two from 30 you're gonna fucking miss yeah, I don't I don't know that, I don't both sides of the goal post.
Speaker 2:I don't know, man, it seemed when, when the fucking michigan kicker can kick it from 54 fucking that dude was that dude was like prime time justin tucker dude and then I watched justin tucker miss a shit. Yeah, it's funny that I said that saturday.
Speaker 1:I was thinking that when justin tucker is like really falling off the the map. Now he's not anywhere where he used to be, which it happens to kickers, unless you're Morton Anderson who was in the league for 40 years. That guy never missed. But yeah, anyway, it just seemed that to me. I think Ryan Day Okay, so Jack Cooper didn't get the rivalry and there's a lot of Jack Cooper comparisons to here, but I'll, I'll, I'll give this. A lot of people say, okay, jack Cooper didn't get the rivalry. He's from the South, you know, he never quite embraced it.
Speaker 1:I think Ryan day is almost cares to not not. You know we care. You know ohio state does care because it embodies ohio state. But I think ryan day cared too much about one particular thing is that that was trying to be tough. Quote unquote. Because the mantra around ryan day and his coach teams are that they're soft and that they're they're not, uh, they can't, they're not tough. So I think he tried too hard to establish that, that that, oh, we're gonna run the football and we're gonna establish the run and we're gonna wear them down and we're going to out tough them and.
Speaker 1:But the problem with that is that it didn't fucking work. You ran right up the middle at the only strength of michigan's defense. They're back listen outside of their all-american cornerback who wasn't even playing. They have two pretty much french first round fucking defensive tackles. You know we got mason graham and they have that other guy they got. He was getting two yards. You know our running backs we get two yards to carry. May want to try something else. Stopped listen, and I knew we were fucked. When we had we were on the 20-ish yard line. It was third and eight. Instead of like throwing it to oh, I don't know, your, uh, your all-american fucking freshman wide receiver or your senior the one that's pulling the pass interference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, michigan couldn't stop him. And it's like no, third and eight. At the 20-some yard line we run a draw. Third and eight, and it goes for nothing. Are you kidding me? What kind of boneheaded. Now, if I could guess what they were thinking is that, well, if they get like six or seven yards and it's fourth and one, they'll go for it. But they haven't rushed, they haven't done that the whole game. What made you think that you were going to gain five, six yards on that play? Like michigan was like oh, they're going for a draw. Oh, oh, okay, well, they got us. No, it wasn't no.
Speaker 1:Then they do the play, they do this play, which I really hate. They go to the short side of the boundary and basically, michigan has you outnumbered out there. Why are you? Basically the boundary is the other guy, you're running to the short side of the field and Michigan can just out leverage you there. They did that how many times? Like three times the play. You there, we. They did that how many times? Like three times the play calling. Long story short. The play calling was absolutely abysmal.
Speaker 1:It was 2015, michigan state, bad, um, and it's it, it. This goes. This is a michigan team that was ripe for the picking guys 20 and a half point dog. They were ripe for the picking man, and that just goes to show you how good. And, on the flip side, it just goes to show you how good this rivalry is that you could throw the point spreads and the records out the door, because none of that shit matters. But one team, you know, played to what they were supposed to play like and we just played into their strength. We made it easy for them. We made it easy that energy.
Speaker 1:You know, I thought for a second that we were going to get an all-time classic finish. You know, when Jack Sawyer picked it off on the goal line, I go, this is it. Here we go. This is going to define the senior class. Right here, jack Sawyer, the leader of the senior class. Right here, jack sawyer, the leader of the senior class, all defense picks it off at the goal line. Michigan's about to take the lead. It's 10 10 in the fourth quarter. And what do we do after that? We go three and out. We go three and out. I'm like this team's cooked cooked. My god. You know what the storybook which should eddie should have been? We should have fucking went down the fucking field scored a touchdown and then we should have got like sucks because, dude, you even saw the disappointment on on sawyer's face when we just gave it up right.
Speaker 1:They even showed a sidelight shot of him, like when he's just like, oh my god, perfect. It was like the momentum was there. It's like, okay, here we go, we're gonna go down the field, we're gonna put the end of these fuckers. It's like michigan is like playing their hearts out and they're, you know we're, we're gonna finally. You know it's gonna be a close win, but you know we're fine, they're gonna. The senior class is gonna, finally, you know, exercise these demons. But no, the senior class is gonna go oh-4 against Michigan, which hasn't happened in a long, long time, long time. Ridiculous.
Speaker 2:It was a very frustrating game. It was a game where it was, almost like you said should have been, damn near a guaranteed win, and it was just On paper it should have been.
Speaker 1:Like you know, 20 to half point spread is is insane and I for this game, but and a lot of people.
Speaker 2:What really bugged me and I had to defend a little bit was I get the michigan fans I don't blame you come out of the woodwork, start hitting on it, I would too. 100 of I was you guys. Um, my, my thing was was people where I had somebody comment like how do you take sports so seriously? Blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like okay, listen. And I explained it to her like this I said you're into anime, right? I said the difference is that in Ohio, in northwest Ohio, we have the Browns, we have the Indians or the Guardians Cavs and Ohio State pretty much.
Speaker 2:Ohio State, out of all those teams, is the one that consistently wins. So the Browns in football you have the Browns, who could look like one of the top teams on paper. Just shit to bet. Dude, I'm telling you what. I don't know you couldn't pay them to lose any worse than they do. It's ridiculous. So when it comes to teams in Ohio, and to keep our spirits up, thank God we got Ohio State. If we didn't have Ohio State, I'm pretty sure the suicide rate in Northwest Ohio would be ridiculous.
Speaker 1:So the golden question that's been going around is is this the end of Ryan Day at Ohio?
Speaker 2:State? I hope so. I'm going to say that I hope so. The end of ryan ryan day at ohio. I hope so.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say that I hope so. It's not, it's not good, I don't. I mean I can't, I don't like chip kelly's calls either.
Speaker 2:You can take him with him yeah honestly, I thought he was gonna be good and it just went away one and four against me.
Speaker 1:listen, I'm not going through another 15, 12, 13 years of michigan beating us through the job. If you're old enough to know what it feels like to go through the John Cooper years, if you're an Ohio State fan agony, I was in elementary, in the junior high and in the high school. It was brutal as a kid Like a kid growing up that Jim Trestle miraculously comes in by the way. What's he up to right now?
Speaker 2:I wish we had Myers still. Still did I you know what?
Speaker 1:I don't know how true this is, and I I kind of just read this today is that it went urban meyer's inner circle of people that urban meyer would consider coming back to ohio state, because the people who unceremoniously wanted urban meyer out are no longer at ohio state. So, like gene smith and the president, yeah, they need to.
Speaker 2:They're fucked anyway. Get them the fuck out. Bring urban meyer back. I'll tell you what we ain't losing again. I just hands down.
Speaker 1:we're not. I. I think ryan day is a good coach, but he lacks a certain killer instinct and he doesn't reckon like he just doesn't it, like he's just an unproven coordinator who just does it. He says the right things and I think his team, his teams, do play good enough, but when it comes down to the Michigan game, that's it, bro. That's it. There's three things at Ohio state you beat Michigan, win the big 10 and compete for a national title. Two of those three things are not going to happen this year, however it just in the weird michigan yeah, yeah, beat michigan's number one.
Speaker 2:That's the number one fucking thing we're gonna go for national title, I think. Which is which? No, it's such a aspect.
Speaker 1:Well, just the way the college football playoff works is that ohio state's done enough on its resume to be but do you care? Do you care at this point? No, do you care about Ohio State in the college football playoff as?
Speaker 2:far as I'm concerned, Ohio State's season's over.
Speaker 1:Right? Doesn't it feel like the season's over?
Speaker 2:Yeah, the season's over. That's why I'm wearing my fucking Indians hat. I know, dude.
Speaker 1:I haven't worn an.
Speaker 2:Ohio State hat anything all week at ohio state had anything in all week since the game. It feels like it, like I went home. As soon as I got my truck I took my buckeyes off my necklace and as soon as I got home, this is the stages of grief.
Speaker 1:Everybody you're, you're witnessing the stages of grief, you know. And then you know, some people are still in denial. I think, uh, my old man is still in that phase right now. Uh, because he's like, oh, I'll support ryan day. Well, I'm like, dad, you gotta, you gotta look at the bigger picture here. Dude, he's a, he's a good recruiter, he's a, he is a good coach, but he's not a great coach that will get us over the hump. He will never be.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you another thing that made me realize. I was kind of like I always give a long leash to, you know, to especially comes to ohio state. I'm like I want to give them the benefit of the doubt. When it came to kyle, kyle, mccord last year, I was like I'll give that kid a longer leash, uh. And then he, he wasn't good. He wasn't good, and although he did play really well against miami, that was just ironic, because he, he leads the ncaa and uh, passing yards, but it's, it's like, okay, he's not good, but he's not great, he's good but he's not great. And here's the thing that kind of made me realize that this guy just doesn't have that shit as he qua. If you know what I mean jenny sick jenny sick qua I love that term.
Speaker 1:Is that during that whole brawl thing we'll we'll touch on that too during that whole flag planning shit? Is that he just stood there with his mouth agape like oh guys, what are you doing over there? Come back here. Like no dude, be a leader, be a fucking leader. You're you're the coach man, go fucking get in there. Man. He just stood there like You're you're the coach man, go fucking get in there. Man.
Speaker 2:He just stood there like oh, you're trying to prove to people that you're hard.
Speaker 1:You're trying to prove yeah, like if you're trying to make the point that you're a hard ass and you're tough, and you're, you know, you're just standing there, you know, letting that play out, you know, instead of like getting your ass in there and being a leader, being a leader of these young men, and it's like jesus christ man. So what's your state? So what's your stance of planning flags? I have a strong opinion on it, but what do you? What do you think about teams? I'm landing flags. I think it's disrespectful okay, I agree.
Speaker 2:I think it's disrespectful. I think that the middle, the 50-yard line logo, is sacred. That's sacred ground, yeah.
Speaker 1:You won the game. Come on, man, what more do you have to do? Baker Mayfield broke college football dude.
Speaker 2:People call him up, people call him out and I said you know what? Did you know that? I said did you know that Baker profusely apologized for that? Did you know that? Yeah, you know that baker profusely apologized for that. Did you know that? Yeah, he did.
Speaker 1:He apologized profusely for that and you know he's, he went on and he says something the other day he goes oh, they've been doing this for years.
Speaker 1:Oh, you at texas does this for years. Yeah, you do know where. Oh, you and texas play at though. They play at the cotton bowl. That's a neutral site, that's fine. You can plant a flag at a neutral site, that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. They play at the cotton bowl every year. That's a neutral site, you can play. They don't you think? Oh, you is gonna plant a fucking flag in texas.
Speaker 2:No, no, they're not. And then you ain't doing that.
Speaker 1:No you ain't gonna get, you ain't. Texas ain't gonna do that. Oh well, you know it's like what about the horns down thing? I'm like, no, that's listen, general shit talking is fine. That that's not what I, that's not what I'm saying. It's just it's blatant disrespect to do to plant a flag. And you know, what pisses me off too is that when I say that I get called, I get called soft. Really, I'm not going to let some motherfucker put their flag in the middle of my fucking field. Yeah, they won the game. You had 30 minutes. You had 60 minutes to stop them for playing that flag. That's, that's not the same thing.
Speaker 1:How am I soft when I'm over there punching you in the mouth, shit dude, I was so happy because in 2022, when they did that the first time, I was so pissed off that the team just stood there and let them do that. I'm like you guys are soft, I go. They're 100% correct about you, ryan Day, is that the team just walked off the field and Michigan's planting a flag in the middle of and that was in 22?
Speaker 2:That was in 22.
Speaker 1:They did the same thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1:I was like do something, don't let him do that. The fuck. That jack sawyer fucking said piss on this shit. That started a whole big brawl. There was tons of those, which is really interesting.
Speaker 2:It kind of cascaded, you know what really pissed me off and this is what the video that really kind of hit home harder than any other video is the video behind the part, in front of the players when they're singing the carmen ohio, and then they hear that shit and they have to go take off right right, dude, we're singing the the alma mater yeah, we're singing that or they're singing that and you're, you're being and you're out there showboating that is.
Speaker 1:That, to me, is listen, if you want to fly your flag over by your band and your fans over there in the North End Zone. That's fine. Go to your band, go to your fans over there. If you want to fly your flag over there, that's absolutely fine. Go celebrate. Shake my fucking hand at the 50-yard line and get your fucking ass to your locker room or to your fans in the North End Zone, because that's where the visitors usually go is the North End Zone, where the band is Dude. You don't need to fucking show me up on my 50-yard line and I don't give a fuck. If I had 60 minutes to stop them, they won. I'll shake my hand, say good game and get the fuck off the field. Go celebrate in your locker room. Go celebrate on the bus home. Celebrate with your fans in the north end zone with your band. That's, that's what it should be.
Speaker 1:I'm not about selling. I don't mind celebrating and I just don't know where this whole mantra of that. I get upset by that. That makes me soft. No, it doesn't. It makes me the quite the opposite. Fucking makes me angry, pissed off. I would never, ever you know, and it just goes.
Speaker 2:Each school got fine like a hundred grand, a hundred thousand, yeah someone's gonna put a stop to that because they're not gonna.
Speaker 1:Someone's gonna make a rule saying you can't do that anymore, and then people are going oh my god, this is, this is just the, the woke nonsense that we live in today. Uh, no, we just can't have any fun. Kids are so soft these days. Do you remember? Okay, do you? Does the nfl? Do you see the nfl doing shit like that? No, you know what you know? The last time I remember that happening was terrell owens, when he played for the niners and he, on thanksgiving day, he went and he, after he scored a touchdown, stood on the dallas star. You think leon, let let him do that, or whoever it was? Nope, fucking tackled his ass.
Speaker 2:I remember who was it. Uh, juju smith schuster did too celebrated celebrated. He used to do those uh on the 50 yard line of the, the opposing team I don't see.
Speaker 1:That doesn't really bug me per se, because he's just dancing, he's not really like now. I think it's interesting how, how every brawl and every kind of misconduct that's come out in college football in the big 10 in the last several years. Who's the one common denominator that's involved? It's michigan it's michigan.
Speaker 1:I was gonna take a stab at it, I was waiting for you to answer so the fights against michigan, the fights, fights with Michigan State. Over the last several years there was videos of Michigan players scraping on the fucking logo, on Michigan State's logo years ago. Remember that? Do you remember that happening? I do remember that. Then there's fights in the tunnel and all this other shit.
Speaker 1:So it's like maybe Michigan people are just classless assholes who go under the guise of more Michigan men we are. We are over high moral caliber. Uh, that is the biggest bullshit thing I've ever heard in my life. I'm sorry it's, it's so untrue. They are they, they, they cry victim, you know they're. They're like well, some people just need to lose. No, some people need to victim. You know they're. They're like well, some people just need to lose. No, some people need to win. I know they're not really you. I know they listen to the last three years under dubious circumstances. I'll give them this one because, yeah, they, they did, they did win. But it's like, yeah, you need to figure out how to win. Well, texas did that to us and we didn't say anything. Texas planted their flag. I go, that's a you problem.
Speaker 2:Don't let them plant a flag in your fucking 50-yard line Just because some other guy is going to let some other dude fuck his wife, doesn't mean I'm doing it.
Speaker 1:I always tell this to people I go. So if I'm in your house and I beat you at checkers, am I allowed to take a shit in the middle of your living room floor after I beat you? Would you like that?
Speaker 2:no, it's the same difference, I'll wipe your fucking nose in it, right? No, I'll rub your goddamn nose in it. No bad, no bad, john bad. I put your ass outside where the dog get your ass out there.
Speaker 1:Get your ass out no tree when you come in buddy. There was like tons of fights about about this. It's like jesus man. It just cascaded through the whole college football world. It's ironic. The texas coach was like oh, don't do that, no, no, no to texas a and m. They're like no, no, don't do that. But he did it to michigan earlier in the year. So well, maybe he didn't know about it, but like he told us because his players were going to do it again to A&M and he got it. He's like no, no, no, enough of that shit. So I'll give him a lot of respect to that guy. So Sarkeesian, I think, is his name or whatever. So, yeah, it was a less than ideal Saturday for Ohio. The Browns lost when we record this, it was last night, on Monday Night Football, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I kind of expected that, but they held on pretty well.
Speaker 1:You know what I was pretty happy with the Browns. Troy Aikman has been saying something I've been saying for the last few weeks what if Javis winston would have been the quarterback from week two on? They could be at 500 right now. If you think about it, they could be at 500 and still technically in the shot for a wild card. Not saying they would make it and not saying they would or would it, but I'll just say they'd be in a way better position than three and nine.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I'll tell you this One thing If the Browns ever make it to a Super Bowl number one, oh man, number two if they ever win a Super Bowl, cleveland will burn to the ground. It will burn to the ground. It will burn.
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you what I want to be up there. I don't want to be in it.
Speaker 1:I want to stay on the outskirts by rta. I guarantee you you won't get in the downtown. I get because when the calves wanted it, it took us forever to get to downtown. When the calves wanted in 2016, I think it was is that? Uh, that was 2016 we got to cleveland about four in the morning, me and joe my brother and we had to wait about two hours to get a train ride because the line to get it on the train stretched all the way down the block all the way down. It's like about a city block. It took us two hours, like it'd be. It's like getting on the millennium force or something and they had a good system.
Speaker 1:You know, the thing is all that cleveland's infrastructure isn't. Was it designed to deal with a one and a half million people conveying on their downtown? Imagine, yeah, if the browns would hit the super bowl, it will. Literally it'd be three million people plus, and I would.
Speaker 2:I don't know there'd be riots dude it would be riots because it'd be like it'd be like cars flipping and all that other shit. The shit you see on like fucking post-apocalyptic, like fucking Zombieland and shit. You know what. The.
Speaker 1:Cavs won the NBA title. There really wasn't a whole lot of that. I could see them doing it again this year. What the Cavs? Oh God. They beat the Celtics and this team's sound it's deep. I think they got three losses right. Two, two, I guess three. Yeah, they do have three losses. Yeah, they're like 18 to three. Right, that's ridiculous. But they just beat the celtics and give me seven games of that in the easter conference finals, because that's gonna be great. Jason tatum and you know it's spider. I think they can go all the way. I do.
Speaker 1:I think the calves from past calves teams this calves team is deep. They got some guys on their bench that are really emerging, and that was always a problem with the calves in the past is that when you bring that second unit in, they would just get absolutely mopped off the off the floor. And it's like now the calves bench is just out, just out scoring everybody. So that's the calves are deep at, and it's not. Now the Cavs bench is just out just outscoring everybody. So that's the Cavs are deep at. And it's not only do you have the core superstars, you know. You know you got Mitchell and you got. You know. Uh, uh, you got Mobley, you got, you know, uh, the little guard. I'm trying to think of his name off the top of my head, but but yeah anyway. So it's like those guys, you got those core guys, but their bench is really deep too. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:It's good to see.
Speaker 2:I haven't watched any Cavs basketball.
Speaker 1:I watch them here and there as much as I can. I watched some of that Celtics game and they were down by like 11 points. It was like eight minutes to go go and they came back and won. So give me seven games of calves and celtics. That's gonna be. I think whoever wins that series is gonna win the nba title, because I don't know in the west who's really gonna be the sons maybe I don't know, but we've dominated this first 20 minutes of sports. But we had.
Speaker 2:We had to address the animal and this is like I was telling john before we started this is our therapy right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is healthy. This is healthy cleansing and I'm sure a lot of you are going like sports lame dumb. But you know what? Again, this is stages of grief. Now we're to the accepted stage.
Speaker 2:PCL. What the fuck is a PCL?
Speaker 1:I think it's a ligament in your knee.
Speaker 2:Yep pcl. Uh, I think it's a ligament in your knee. Yep mccraffy hurt his pcl he's out for the and it is a six-week recovery, so he's gone. His season now looks like it's over. Uh, jordan mason suffered an ankle injury and also is being placed on injured reserve.
Speaker 1:He's done too fucking I saw a meme or I saw a reel that says three and eight fantasy teams are crying on their knees right now seeing McCaffrey go out, because it's like a lot of fantasy teams who drafted him first are not doing very well. That's what I did. You know, you're kind of the exception to that rule because you're, like what? Second in our division right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But you're like, you've been first the whole year.
Speaker 2:You know what sucks about this week. Baltimore's on a buy yeah yeah, baltimore's on a buy right now do you have derrick derrick henry?
Speaker 1:I do not oh no, I have lamar. Oh yeah, lamar, that's right you have, but I got two or two and he's been doing halfway decent okay, well, that's a good backup to have playoffs are gonna be wild this year. Damn backup to have playoffs are gonna be wild. Damn that sucks. Fantasy playoffs are gonna be insane this year. I don't joe's team, my brother's team has really come on lately. Come on, come on dude.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you what I love, lad mcconkey, though it's late.
Speaker 1:Mcconkey, what a name.
Speaker 2:It's the best name, dude's awesome man, so that, uh, he's working through a couple things in team world I saw he was hurt, yeah but I like that guy man, a little guy, little dude, little guy, he's just a little man.
Speaker 1:So what we're gonna do now, we're gonna take a little break, we're gonna, we're gonna cool off a bit. We feel a lot better after uh kind of getting through that. Uh. Abortion of michigan, ohio state.
Speaker 1:So we're gonna come back and we're gonna try to lighten it up a bit maybe. Uh, I'm sure a lot of you're like, oh thank god, man sports dumb, so we'll be back, we're gonna. If you listen to this coming up, maybe that'll lift your christmas spirit up a little bit. So, uh, enjoy, and we'll be right back all right, come on.
Speaker 2:Frosty the cuck man was a jolly happy. All right, come on. Frosty the Cockman was a jolly happy soul, loves to lay the pipe, but his wife knows she wants a black man in her hole. Frosty the Cockman is a very man. They say he was made to show for another bro, one step from becoming gay. There must have been some ball gags in that old backpack they found, for when they placed it on his face he don't dare make a sound. A frosty the cock man was alive as he could be, and the other men say he could watch, not play, just enjoy the perverse scene.
Speaker 2:Frosty the Cockman knew the sex was hot that day, so he said let's come and shoot inside her bar before I blast away Down to the restroom with his limp dick in his hand, tripping here and there, even down the stairs, saying you need a towel, god damn, fucked around her hole of brown Made her ass go plop and he only paused a moment when he heard her yellow stop.
Speaker 2:Oh, frosty, the Cock man had a flurry on its way, but he said good-bye, saying don't you cry, dump on her back. That's great. Humpity-thump-thump, humpity-thump-thump. Look at Frosty, go Humpity-thump-thump, humpity-thump-thump. Look at Frosty, go Humpity-thump-thump, humpity-thump-thump, jerk, until he blows. That was a lot of fun Yo what's up? Welcome back to the.
Speaker 1:Best.
Speaker 2:Freakin' Podcast. It's Every Day with Jon and Jay. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that, motherfucker. Now check it out. Hey, welcome back. Hope you enjoyed that delicious Christmas tune tune.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're all in the little holiday spirit right there, a little christmas spirit all right, right now.
Speaker 2:I'm just waiting for our phone, which, uh, they're responding right now. That's awesome, hey, okay, yes, um, okay so, yes, okay. So I do have a movie for us to check in. I texted my mom because we're going to call my mom tonight. Oh, geez Said, ready for a phone call? She goes yes, I think. So Sounds reassuring, so we are going to call.
Speaker 1:She don't listen to our podcast, does she no?
Speaker 2:I'll say she tried. Yeah, we're definitely not in her demographic. She tried. We're not in her demographic so. All right. So all right, here we go. We're going to call my mommy.
Speaker 4:Mommy.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:I should put it in here, hello.
Speaker 2:Hey, ma, how you doing? I'm doing good. How are you? Not too bad? You're on the show right now. Hello, okay, hello. Every week we call somebody, and so I was like you know what? I want to call my mom. I know John doesn't want to call his mom or dad, so I'm like you know, I'm going to call my mom tonight, so I'm going to make sure that was cool, yeah that's fine.
Speaker 2:I just hope it's a topic Like, honestly, it's just free-flowing. It's just kind of like so mom, you live in Texas, how is that going?
Speaker 5:It's going pretty good. I love the weather down here better than Ohio.
Speaker 2:I bet Sucks. It's going pretty good. I love the weather down here better than ohio. I bet sucks right now. John, do you like you like? Do you like snow or do you like hot summer? Which one do you like more cold or hot?
Speaker 1:oh, I like 70 degrees like a neutral I don't mind snow, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2:So how, so how warm is it down there in Texas, Ma? Right now it's about what? 56 maybe, Jeez, I'll take that though? No shit, I would too. Yeah, so how's stepdad doing? He's doing great. He's sitting right here, is he Awesome? Poor guy's been dealing with some surgeries on his knees and stuff, so he's getting heat. The next one is scheduled for the 16th. Jeez, oh, pete's man Can't catch a break. He'll get a surgery and then heal and then have to have another surgery.
Speaker 1:Sounds like my old man when he had his knee problems.
Speaker 2:That's ridiculous dude, oh man, okay, this will be the last one. It's the ninth one on his knee problems. That's ridiculous, dude, oh man, okay, this will be the last one.
Speaker 5:It's the ninth one on his left leg.
Speaker 2:That's ridiculous. If it gets to that point with me, I'm just going to hire a big beefy man to carry me around. There you go. That's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 1:Just wheel me around.
Speaker 2:Actually I'll buy. I'll buy a woman, a big beefy woman like xena style. I'll just get one of the rascals and then, if sarah sarah's hover around sarah's nice to me, I'll get a baby bjorn for the back of the woman and she can oh man oh, every time I go to walmart I'm super tempted to get one of those like scooters.
Speaker 1:Just not because I need it, it's just because I'm lazy and I don't want to use my legs. Oh, you're one of them people. I am one of the people. It's like what it's like? Yeah, I just don't want to use my legs right now, you know it's like Start slurring your B's while you're in there, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh man. Well, Mom, I know there's not a whole lot of talking, but I'm glad I got to talk to you earlier today and I'm glad I got to call you tonight. Thank you for allowing us to call you. I know we didn't really talk about a lot of stuff, but the only thing I could think of is if you wanted to talk about embarrassing stories from my childhood.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh well, I wish you would have gave me a heads up on that, I would have had plenty.
Speaker 2:Well, what about? I know Uncle Joe tells me stuff about how and these are things that kids. They're horrible things, though. Some of them are horrible, but like my mom got up from the table, I guess. Or I got up from the table to go to the bathroom and I told my mom not to eat my food. I think you told me that story, ma.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and you also. When you were little you wanted to go to the bathroom and we were at Friendly's restaurant in Finley and I couldn't go in because they were cleaning the women's bathroom. So I waited for you outside the men's room while you went in and when you came out I walked you to the table and you announced to the whole restaurant that you just pooped and your mom never wiped your butt.
Speaker 1:He just did that the other day. He did it with Sarah. He's like hey, everybody, I just pooped and Sarah, didn't wipe my butt, did the same thing. Some things never change.
Speaker 2:I don't trust myself. Hey, some things never change. I don't trust myself.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, if you got someone who could do it for you, I think just kind of circles back to the whole laziness thing mom, um, remember when I pissed on kristin's head.
Speaker 5:Talk about that well, I just know, I didn't see it happen. I just know, when she came out she said j said Jason Pete on my head.
Speaker 1:Why'd you do that?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I was bored. I thought maybe there was like a fight that spurred that I was a little kid dude.
Speaker 5:When you were on the ocean motion at Cedar Point and you yelled. This tickles my winky.
Speaker 2:I told John that John hates that I hate that ride, so much John hates that ride, Mom. I hate that ride so much.
Speaker 1:John hates that ride. It makes me sick.
Speaker 2:It made me feel great.
Speaker 1:It gave me the total opposite feeling.
Speaker 2:John's getting sick and I'm getting a boner, oh man. Well, Mom, thank you so much for allowing us to call you and being so cool. We're going to have to get that ride the same again, no, but I just want to tell you that I love you very much. You're amazing and I appreciate you being my mom.
Speaker 5:Oh, I love you too. I couldn't ask for a better son, and I'm going to have to watch this video so.
Speaker 2:Steve's just going to have to be the best daughter he can be. I'm just kidding, steve's probably going to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1:I'll say he listens, so he's probably going to hear you.
Speaker 2:You got to give him a good word in Mom to Steve. Oh, I love my kids. Kristen and Steven are amazing. Good job churching it up, mom, but not your favorite, right?
Speaker 1:I can't say that the oldest is always the oldest is always the favorite, and I know that from experience too.
Speaker 2:I'm just kidding, ma, you can be a mommy, but that's right. Well, you enjoy the rest of your night with uh, stepdad tom. I said I love him and then you guys have a wonderful night and I love you, mom. Okay, love you too. See you later, john. Bye, bye mom, bye bye dude. Gotta give it up to moms giving embarrassing stories. See, that's one thing that if we could get your mom on, I would love you know, if I give her a heads up, I think she'll be down.
Speaker 1:Dude, you should do it. I think next week you should. I mean, we can't just cold call her, no, she'd be pissed.
Speaker 2:No but give her one and just tell her like to tell embarrassing stories.
Speaker 1:Oh, she would love all she would she did the other day.
Speaker 2:She would revel in that she did it the other day.
Speaker 1:It was awesome you know I'll, I'll ask my mom and give her a heads up Dude.
Speaker 2:that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1:Like winky, it's like some things never change around here.
Speaker 2:No, you could totally get where my personality came from From my penis. But oh, okay, so I got a new song for us to check out.
Speaker 1:I love new songs. It is not metal, that not metal, but I laughed my fucking ass off.
Speaker 2:Um, it's a song called I eat poop by the cherry rounders. Is this one of those? Like old schools, no, oh it does sound like it cherry rounders? Yep, that one oh my god, I love the little.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 4:Listen to this song.
Speaker 2:I kept playing it over and over again while Sarah was getting ready for work the other night. Wait till the chorus comes in. Wait till the chorus comes in, dude.
Speaker 4:This is trippy as fuck. What the fuck, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:Wait till the end. Chorus dude. The end. Chorus is best. This is an acid trip, bro. I kept playing it on a Bluetooth speaker while we were putting the tree up, while Sarah was getting ready for work.
Speaker 1:Oh, I bet she loved that.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I was waiting for her to bitch and she didn't bitch at all. Every time we hear that familiar clap, the switcherolls, the titty rolls don't even shut when she moves. Every single tree, the bells drop by shining new and can get around and everyone sings, oh.
Speaker 4:Oh, I eat, I eat.
Speaker 1:I. This is something I would make on like my own little recorder. What the fuck, man? This is totally something that I like as a kid. You would make like with your sony. Oh, dude, what was the other one? Your little sony fucking recorder. And he speed it up. That's an acid trip, dude. We should have have Carrie listen to this when she's high. Um.
Speaker 2:That's a champ. Oh uh, look up Poop Song what's with you? And poop by Champ Galahad.
Speaker 4:Is this it?
Speaker 2:this is what like one day. I just record, I just where are you fighting? I went on amazon, amazon music amazon. And then I just I researched, I searched poop when we were waiting for texas roadhouse, just to fuck with my kid. I think this is it. That's not, it that I gotta poop, I gotta poop, I gotta poop I gotta poop, is that it. No, there's one that's uh oh no, it's called it's david kaiser a poop.
Speaker 2:Song by gavin david kaiser and dude this one's awesome. Song by David David Kaiser and dude this one's awesome. There is a. David Kaiser, right there, second one down, this one, yeah, no, yeah, yeah. One with a little kid.
Speaker 4:I feel it, I feel it. What the fuck. I feel it. I know what to do when I'm about to poop. Fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck is this? And I wipe and wipe till brown leaves town. I put it in the potty and flush it down. Bye-bye poop, bye-bye poop. Then I pull up my pants, wash my hands, wash my hands, wash my hands and do a potty dance, then I smell my hands. That's the one I listen to at.
Speaker 2:Texas Roadhouse dude.
Speaker 1:And, no joke, sometimes I'll just catch myself singing it. Edgy L, this is a banger.
Speaker 2:I'm like, this is a banger a real banger.
Speaker 1:People say it's a banger that's funny.
Speaker 2:Um, okay, so now I watched a new movie.
Speaker 1:I'll say I got a new movie that I saw. Oh, oh yeah, you saw wicked. Yeah, I did. Okay, oh, let's hear you what you got first Catnado, I saw you were watching that.
Speaker 2:Yes, how was that Horrible? Of course it is. Watch the fucking trailer, dude. I think you will appreciate it. It was only five bucks and Sarah and I bought it on Prime and I was watching it. Yeah, it's a top one, Yep.
Speaker 3:Cats. They are gods of creatures. They can bring a person so much joy and happiness. They can be truly wonderful, but they can also be little killers, monsters from hell. Some may call them waiting for that one day to attack. Ladies and gentlemen, that day has come, and now we're all.
Speaker 1:Dude, this is awesome.
Speaker 4:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5:Oh God, this is horrible. And those cats are spinning around this tornado.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't believe it, and they were like it is, it's, it's uh, almost like uh. Like sarah work said, it's like it's like a college film it's supposed to be it's a d-rated? Yeah, it's supposed to be bad. Right, fucking horrible. It's like what is going on. It's supposed to be bad. It's a D-rated. Yeah, it's supposed to be bad. It's so fucking horrible. It's like what is going on.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be bad, right? That's the joke, right? Yeah, okay, because it looks bad. But it looks intentionally bad, which I can forgive because I love bad. It's so bad, it's good. But, I like movies that try to be good but they're bad, like the room. But this is being made intentionally okay, which I still like.
Speaker 2:So there's a part where this kid guy's sitting in his shed and he's like, oh man, it's just nice to be out here by myself. Then he looks up and you can tell what it is is it's? It's supposed to look like a flashlight on it in a dark room looking at these cats, but it's a lit room, like the whole room's lit, and they blacked out everything except for a circle, so it looks like it's supposed to look like a flashlight yeah, no it doesn't look like that at all, unless you're retarded it's so I love that then I love.
Speaker 2:Then they'll be like oh man, it looks like a storm's coming in. Dude, it's bright and sunny out. When they're outside, dude, like it's bright and sunny, they're like oh man, what is that? Is that a catnado?
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, dude, when that stuffed cat hit the car, dude, that was so funny.
Speaker 2:I know that's funny, dude the other one when the stuffed cat's attacking the dude's neck.
Speaker 1:Dude, I got to check it out.
Speaker 2:Man, that looks funny as fuck the cat in a fucking scary movie too, was more compelling, I think.
Speaker 1:This is an old Diet Pepsi, but it's still good.
Speaker 2:It's still got carbon in it. No, zero.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's all flat Mm-hmm, but I don't like wasting soda, so I wonder how long that fucker's been in here.
Speaker 2:Probably a day or two. Oh, that's not bad. I was like, oh yeah, this is when we started our podcast thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this has been in for three years actually. No, uh, yeah, I, I saw wicked, not, not in the theaters, oh excuse me, um, because I didn't really want to hear college age students fucking belting out songs, because I can't stand that. So I did uh, borrowed it uh legally watch it in.
Speaker 2:My. Take sarah to see it. This for saturday it was really really good.
Speaker 1:Dude, I I'm a huge fan of the wizard of oz if we've already established that before, but I love the wizard of oz. I know I know the songs from wicked but I've never seen the stage show, which I've always wanted to but I never got to. But I knew the big songs in the in the production so. So it's like I came into this not even knowing the stage show per se and I came away from this movie, just I loved it. I love the story. You know the, the alternate re-imagining of the wizard of Oz story. It gives you a different person. It's almost like Cobra Kai gives you a different person. It's almost like cobra kai gives you a different perspective of the bad guy from their point of view. And it's, it's basically cobra kai for wizard of oz, if that really makes sense. You know, it paints the wicked witch of the west in a sympathetic light and this, this movie's two and a half hours long but honestly I didn't feel the runtime. A lot of people bitched about the runtime but I felt it didn't deter at all from my enjoyment because the songs are really good, the story is great, the acting Ariana Grande did really really good in this movie. She, like she was, she's Glinda man, I totally believe it. It kind of paints Glinda in a different light to the, the story of wicked, and you know the story of Wicked and you know and I just the the ending was really good. Of course, it adds a little cliffhanger after you know no spoilers but adds on a cliffhanger for the second act, because there's two acts of this. You know, and I like how, from what I, from what I've heard, they didn't really like because you know when, when you try to adapt a musical to a film, things got to get cut. You know what I mean. So but they didn't really like cut a whole lot out, so they they kind of kept everything intact. It kind of what I like to see from a stage production to a movie, when it comes to musicals, is explore the universe of that production more better. You know, the set pieces were really good, the, the, the, uh lighting and the costumes were really good. So I just I think if you're a fan of wicked, you're gonna come out of this going yeah, this is excellent, but it's somebody who just loves musicals, like, we're both musical fans. So you come out of this what's just like yeah, this is really good, because sometimes musicals, the songs can kind of drag on the story pieces. You know, because you know, but it doesn't do that at all. So it just everybody had their chance. You know, the two main characters did really, really well and I just it, it's, it's, it's going to be, it's going to probably win Academy Award for best, for best song, for Defying Gravity more than likely so, because that's the big climax song at the end.
Speaker 1:So so what's the timeline on this? So what is this supposed to be? Okay, the timeline of wicked. It's kind of like, not really quit tiratino, like. So the beginning of the movie takes place right after, uh, dorothy kills the wicked witch of the west. So the ball, like after the end of the, after the end of wizard of oz, so it takes place in Munchkin land and the Munchkins are at Glinda comes down in her bubble. It announces that the wicked witch of the West is dead, and so the Munchkins are celebrating and this and that, and so they have a song, they sing a song and then she's like you know, now get on down the road.
Speaker 1:That's a good, that's a good movie too, or musical the whiz and so. But you see, there's an indifference, like with glinda, because they're like well, did you, did you know her? And she's like yeah, we were friends, I mean, I knew her, and then she's gonna tell the story she tells the story on how they met and how they became the B, and then it starts from like when they were in college.
Speaker 2:Oh, so it starts at the end and then it goes to like a prequel, prequel. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1:But the second act starts up from the Wizard of Oz on. Then you get like a parallel storytelling between the wizard of oz and the story and then you it and I won't give away a whole lot, but okay so it's oh I know the plot of the whole musical.
Speaker 2:My, my thing is that okay, so how is it doing? The wizard of oz and that, uh, are there other people that are playing dorothy and shit?
Speaker 1:probably, yeah, there'll be dorothy's in this movie, probably. Uh, I can't, I don't want to reveal, like how it's a reimagining, mind you. So you, it kind of tells you how the scarecrow became the scarecrow, the tin man became the tin man, the cowardly lion, how this movie explains how the cowardly lion became, where he came from.
Speaker 2:Came from a pussy, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so there's kind of an, like I said, it's more of a think of the Wizard of Oz as of a propaganda piece for Oz. Think of it that way. And this movie is kind of giving you the behind the scenes of the real backstory on the Wicked, which is the West's actions and her motives Well, her motives really were and what the wizard's motives really were.
Speaker 2:And it's like fresh young pussy. Jeff Goldblum dude.
Speaker 1:Jeff Goldblum was a pretty good wizard, I'll give. I'll say that, Dude, I didn't see like. I went into this movie with a fresh mind. I knew who the two leads were, but like Jeff Goldblum's, the fucking wizard, he had a song too. He has a song. He's like, I guess, yes, the wizard, oh yeah, Dorothy Gale Arkansas. Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:Vinegar Strokes.
Speaker 1:Vinegar Strokes. Wasn't he Rux's dad or something? Yeah, and he was fucking he was fucking Sarah Silverman, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was fucking Sarah Silverman, which was Andre's sister.
Speaker 1:Dude, I love the league. I wish that show would come back.
Speaker 2:I wish they would have just kept it going. I should, I mean.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I mean I don't know how long you could like, I don't know. They have Always Sunny, those guys. They just hang out in a bar and then shit happens to them, so hell you can make.
Speaker 2:I love it's Always.
Speaker 1:Sunny, you know, but like I never got it always sunny, but it's kind of the same. It's kind of the same dynamic where they're both like, both groups of people are kind of pieces of shit to each other. I'm telling you why dude like you.
Speaker 2:Just give it a little bit dude and then you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1:I could tell you know, if I watched it I'd probably like it, but I just never like. I it's hard to give it it's hard for me to get it to a show I'll come over earlier before podcast and we'll watch a couple episodes. I can't be forced to watch it, because then I'll I'll be like I have to watch it on my own merit, because if I, if somebody sits me down and makes me watch it, I'm not gonna be into it.
Speaker 2:Well, you have control of the remote dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean like it's. It's it's hard to explain, man, it's just like it's almost like oh, sit down, watch this. I'm like if I'm lukewarm to it, I'm not going to like it or I'm not going to be into it. But if I'm like it's the thing, like it's sometimes like Carrie would watch her shows and you know I have to sit there and watch it. But sometimes I'll warm up to it, sometimes I won't. A lot of Carrie shows on network television I don't like. I think they have sex and I want to rape. Wait, what did he say? Don't forget that I have a mental disorder. That's no, I don't think that's.
Speaker 2:You've been watching our show, you should know what that sound is.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to replay that, though, but when we go, when we go streaming, I definitely can't play that, but uh, but yeah, I definitely, uh, check out wicked, because it does, we should have used her moaning sounds for the end of our show.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what dude.
Speaker 1:I'm definitely gonna take a clip of that, though, and when we get our soundboard to get, when I get the soundboard together, that's gonna be it's. I'm gonna have several sounds here. One is gonna be why am I dripping? So we go, that's gonna be one. One is gonna be that, oh, I think we need terrible todd yeah, that's, that was gonna be another one.
Speaker 1:Like boo, that was terrible. Todd, that was definitely gonna be one. And it's just like with this with this desktop software that you can use for streaming, you can actually like play the videos like over, like in the corner.
Speaker 2:Oh, the videos of what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I'm going to play that.
Speaker 4:I don't know if I'm going to play that. That would be hilarious. That would be kind of funny.
Speaker 2:Just close up of her face, just close up of her face. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, face yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1:Don't put her titties there, don't put her titties Floppy titties, yeah, so you can do a lot with this arm.
Speaker 2:If you were getting paid, would you do it? Would you fuck her?
Speaker 1:If I was getting paid to do it, hell yeah, I would. If I was getting paid to do it, yeah, I would. That's not even a debate. Would you? I know you would. That's not even a debate, would you? I know you would. Oh, 100%, I know you would.
Speaker 2:You would do it. When you have to pay me, you pay me. I was going to say do it when you have to pay me. You would do it, I would 100% do it, yeah.
Speaker 1:Having sex with, like a paraplegic or somebody with no limbs. That'd be awesome, that would be interesting.
Speaker 2:That'd be awesome. That would be interesting. That would be awesome. No, don't, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, stop me. What are you going to do? No, don't do that. Oh, what are you going to do? Help, help.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude. Nah, or what was I going to say? Fuck man, I was sitting there. Or what about an old, like old person, dude? Like an 80, 80, 90 year old person and they're like I will pay you to fuck them oh, I have 100, yes since you throw money in there, dude, if you would have half the retirement.
Speaker 1:If you would, I get half their fucking pension, their pension. Of course they're there. If they were 80 or 90, they're probably the last people who actually get pensions, because nobody else gets pensions anymore. That's not a thing. You get part of their social security. Get part of their social secure. Well, by the time we get there, we won't have that either and you get the golden buckeye card.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude fuck yeah, get a 55 cent coffee at mcdonald's man. Fuck yeah, what is it? Is that? How much? Is it now? Like 65, it used to be 35 used to be 35 back in the day, yeah people walter people be good old, remember good old walter oh dude, great news.
Speaker 2:Oh, I love great news. Okay, you know how I've been talking to you guys about getting mcdonald crew back together oh yeah. Like kind of getting us all like guess who I fucking ran into at Walmart the other day, who? The lead lady of McDonald's, sue Gaido, sue Gaido, oh shit, sarah saw her. I didn't even recognize her because I was tunnel vision, so I goes. You just passed Sue Gaido. I said what? Where she's like right there, sue walks really fast, goes around the corner. I went chasing after her.
Speaker 2:And I started walking beside her and she turns and goes oh hey, I said you know what? And I even told her. I said you know? I said we talk about I have a podcast with John and we do it every week and we talk about you and how awesome, you know how good of a boss you were and how I got away with a lot of shit and I probably should have been rode up or fired. Yeah, I just wasn't a write-up kind of person, you know. And I said, oh, I really appreciate it. I said no joke, I said it's because of you. Like now you know I'm a good worker and whatever.
Speaker 1:And uh, I don't think she realizes how many like, how much positive influence she had. My parents had some of it to do with it, but I think her she really had a positive influence on what it meant to work hard and get shit done. She had standards, yeah, standards. It's just like listen, you don't meet those standards, you're you're gonna get reprimanded, and there's just none of that anymore. There's no, there's no, there's no. Accountability zero, no, okay, and she made you accountable if you weren't going the speed you know. Let me get this straight here. You know, fast food work is hard. It's hard fucking work, and people who say otherwise have never done it. You've never done it.
Speaker 1:You've never done it, and I'll tell you this I've I've done factory work and I've done fast food, and fast food work is you're underpaid and you're underappreciated. I mean, I know a lot of people fast pace and it's fast and ungrateful fucking customers. Yeah, I was lucky. I just I sat in the fucking kitchen, I didn't have to, so john fucked up something I got yelled. Who made this double cheeseburger wrong? John?
Speaker 2:I said no onions you fucking dumbass. You got paid to do a goddamn simple job Fucking dumb bastards.
Speaker 1:I never messed up that much.
Speaker 2:I never fucked up that much no, I was Because I could read I didn't fuck up either, I just hooked us up a lot, dude.
Speaker 1:I just remember that that was awesome. Uh, it was good. I tell you what it was good times. I was there a while. My wife was there even longer than any of us combined.
Speaker 2:Uh, because she was a manager. I don't know if you, if you take the times that she left and then came back, you have to, you have to take she was there like 16 total years and 16 times 16 times she only left once?
Speaker 1:I think, no, she left a couple times she leave a couple.
Speaker 2:She went to like subway because she got offered a manager. Well, I don't blame her because she was getting off for better jobs. Oh yeah, that's true, but it just sucked and she'd come back and then she went to I want to say she went to arby's she went to arby's first, and then she went to subway yeah, so subway didn't work out, so she I think she only left twice so twice yeah, so which is not bad?
Speaker 1:she wasn't at subway launch. I don't blame her.
Speaker 2:She didn't like the subway gig when you're at mcdonald's, you're always looking for greener pastures and she, she thought she found them. You know, it's just the pay so bad, the pay is horrible.
Speaker 1:Like you know you. You get to a point where you know you don't want to be comfortable anymore, and it's just like the pay is so bad and you're just so underappreciated by upper management. It's just like you know, odor yeah, it's just like.
Speaker 1:you know I'm not gonna stand here for this, so you go, you go and honestly, mcdonald's, you know people make it a career now and I give them a lot of credit for people who do so it, but it's it's to me it's never. It's never a final destination. It shouldn't be. But you know people are like saying, well, these people should be paid $20, $15, $20 an hour, and I'm just like maybe we should be paying people at actual careers higher, maybe we should start there and work our way down.
Speaker 1:Like paramedics or EMS people.
Speaker 2:The problem is that what we need to do is not start at the bottom and work our way up. We need to start at the top and work our way down. That's what I mean.
Speaker 2:I don't mean like paying more. What I mean is we need to start at the head honchos, ceos, and start restricting their fucking ass first on what they're spending the extra money on, and then work your way down to give people more money, because what you need to do is strangle them, motherfuckers. It's almost like we need to take the dudes at the top and shake the fucking change out of them. Um, because if you start at the bottom and you work your way up, what's going to happen?
Speaker 2:start from the bottom. Now we're here, all that, all that money, all that charge is going to go up towards the ceo and guess what he's going to put it and it's going to go back out to the consumer and that's where you see inflation and shit too. So what needs to happen? We need to set them boundaries way at the top level and work our way I'm just not a big fan.
Speaker 1:You know, what I hate is like with car executives like gm or stellantis. They'll give themselves huge, fat fucking bonuses and then they're gonna lay off 2 000 people. It's like that does that make? Does that make sense at all?
Speaker 2:no, it don't. So what that? And you know what? Then the fucking government comes in, bails them out, yeah, and all that bailout money goes right to their fucking pockets because there's no restrictions at the top. That's what needs to happen. Trickle down economics does not work. It's never worked like I'm like we've talked on the show. I am, um, I do have conservative views on a lot of things, but that's one thing I'm dead set on.
Speaker 1:It's a good, because you can see it in real time from your. You're looking up like do you? Are you getting trickled? Are you getting trickled down on with anything?
Speaker 2:no, no, since I was six.
Speaker 1:You're looking up and you're seeing the moisture and all of a sudden someone takes and grabs it before it comes down to you.
Speaker 2:Grabs and jerks it right on my face, right on your face. No, and the thing is, it's a good idea. In theory it is awesome. Oh, if we give that big dude a break, he'll give it to his employees and to the customers. In a nice ideal world that would be amazing, but unfortunately we don't live in a nice ideal world. We live in a very dog-eat-dog world. That's capitalism.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's the nature of the beast, is what it is.
Speaker 2:And what needs to happen unfortunately, and I don't think will ever happen is there needs to be restrictions up at that top level.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the government, you know, the free enterprise and restricting the free market, and blah, blah, blah, blah blah. So you'll have all these free market absolutionists, you know. You know saying, oh, you can't do that, you can't put, because that'll uh, you can't, you can't put handcuffs on shit like that, because that's that's government intervention and that's that creates big government.
Speaker 1:And blah, blah, blah, tough shit well then, don't create it, you're creating or maybe how about banks don't lend out fucking money to people who don't deserve the money and people for mortgages, and then they overextend themselves and then they fucking collapse the entire fucking economy, and then the government has to bail them out again.
Speaker 2:Which I'm kind of surprised hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 1:Well, there are platforms in place to prevent that. Now they're, they're after well, yeah, after the collapse of 08, uh obama's administration created uh laws that would that prevent that? Now, hopefully, hopefully, other people.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised the housing market's doing like it is. Now. I want to give a shout out to my dude, one of my buddies from high school, who doesn't seem to be priced. I'm telling you what dude. He's doing a one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment, which isn't huge, you know, it's not a big place, right? It's only $550, and that includes sewer, water and trash.
Speaker 1:That's ideal.
Speaker 2:That is not bad. So I want to give a huge shout-out to my dude, brian Belger. Dude, way to go, man. And I'm not saying that you're not trying to make money. I get it. The whole point is to make money. But you're not price gouging and hurting people, you're actually trying to hook somebody up. I appreciate that, dude.
Speaker 1:And that's an interesting thing. You say that that's an individual who has property who is renting it out. What you're seeing now is companies big, large real estate companies buying up single family dwellings and charging two, three times market value for rent. That's what we're at. There needs to be something done there. That's what's causing a lot of the home prices to go up or rent prices, because it's not. It's not just people who can afford an extra property and rent it out and make expendable income. That's not what it is anymore. It's large company. Who do you think is the largest renter in tiffin is? Who do you think it is? It's a. It's a company. It's our investments. They're they're the single largest renter in tiffin what's our, our?
Speaker 1:investments. They're, they are a uh, they're an investment group. They're a property investment group. In in tiffin there's two. The two big players are abc rentals and our investments. Those are the two big renter renters in tiffin. And do you see, like how you know it, when you get companies that buy up real estate, it's just greed and they'll jack it up. They'll jack up the prices. Their positioning is way better than, say, just Joe Schmoe who bought a property for $55,000, kind of brought it up to code and then add some features and then make it rent $600 a month. No, that's not what it is anymore. It's large companies buying up. There needs rent 600 a month. No, that's not what it is anymore. It's large companies buying up. There needs to be a cap on that. How many properties you could own within a 50 square mile radius or or something that to that degree?
Speaker 1:but, again it comes back down. Oh, you're just hindering the free market. That's all you're doing.
Speaker 2:This is, this is the free market, but you're almost pulling into the whole monopoly thing too, too. That's exactly what, and that's the thing it's an oligarchy. Monopolies are illegal.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So the thing is, though it's technically an oligarchy, where it's like a couple companies own the majority of the market share, and it's like that with the cable companies, it's like that with grocery stores, it's like that, that when you have power, power companies, but they're all, a lot of them, are all in cahoots together, like they all work together, like it may not look like it, but like especially cable companies, telemark, you know telecommunications, all that shit you know it's like they're all kind of it's one big call, it's a cog, but it's got a few of them all all work to get power. You know infrastructure and stuff like that. You know a few companies own the entire, a big majority of the percentage of of that market.
Speaker 1:So, and again, real estate is a big time issue with that, where, especially, it's States that don't have any oversight with that, is that you have one company or two companies buying all the real estate in all these places in the, in some States, and then they control all that and guess what? They could control the price and how high they get to work, cause guess, people have to have places to live, and they will, they, they will chart, it will skyrocket. That price is as high as they can, cause they can't, cause they own the fucking product Like what are. Do you gotta live somewhere? You're gonna pay our price. That's how it is. It's not right.
Speaker 1:I think there needs to be oversight on that and I don't think people are really talking about that. I think that's. That's a huge, huge problem. That's why you know rent and all that stuff's going on. But then when, when you got all these people buying up properties like that, they're buying up properties at this, at these ridiculous values, which is making home prices go up, up, up up, because people think they can get that they can get that, yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's just you need to plant your flag in their yard, fight the flag in their yard, coming full circle. I gotta get off the soapbox because we're we're running out now.
Speaker 2:No, it's been definitely a different podcast this week, just kind of getting a lot of frustrations out. Yeah, getting a lot of frustrations out this week.
Speaker 1:We're not always like this negative, but we're coping. We're taking a big huff of that coping.
Speaker 2:And if you're a Michigan fan or whatever, go listen to Hail the Victors while you jerk off in your bathroom or whatever. I don't know, I'm just kidding I mean, listen, I'll.
Speaker 1:I'll shake your hand and say congratulations. What do you play after you wash it after you wash?
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna do it while you play, if?
Speaker 1:you plant a flag in my fucking yard, I'm, I'm gonna, you know, stick it up your ass.
Speaker 2:That's basically how it is so but uh I'll pepper spray your butthole back back in the day, podcastcom.
Speaker 1:It's still up and running for now, where I I am in the the last few processes of uh. We're trying to. You know we want to make sure this is right when we finally go streaming. So, because it's going to be an interesting transition. But uh, you can still see all of our. When were you getting rid of that, or is that what you're doing I'm going to? Well, it was uh, all of our podcasts are backed up on youtube right now, so they're all backed up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all, no shit yeah they're all backed up on youtube, so I just don't have them public right now. They're, but they're all. They're all backed up on on youtube. I think I can show you do, do, do, do, do, do do. This song's probably playing right now. Uh, youtube studio content. Yeah, see, oh, that's awesome. Yeah, they're, they're all backed up.
Speaker 1:There's no views around them because, um you know, I have, I have them I have them private, so, but when we're ready, you know, uh, youtube and facebook will be our main, our main platforms. So, yeah, we're. So, even if I get rid of that, our, our buzzfeed, or buzzsprout, we still got all of our podcasts are all backed up. Dude, that's sweet, dude, way to go. Yeah, it's actually I, I did it. It automatically uploads now to youtube. I had to do it that that way oh so each podcast, yeah it automatically uploads each week.
Speaker 2:So are they going? Are they private as well?
Speaker 1:Yeah, all the new ones are private because they're live right now on our com, so they're private on the YouTube. But once we transition to YouTube exclusively, I'll make all these live.
Speaker 2:We go from zero to like 150 videos. So that way, people go from zero to like 150 videos. It's just like wow, these dudes have only been around for like three days.
Speaker 1:These guys are really hungry. I've only been part of the fbi for like two days take them to the warehouse, I should buy a a boat.
Speaker 2:Bad dogs aren't born, they're made.
Speaker 1:So we want to appreciate everyone who's been listening through the years, and we're coming up on three years in January and I can't believe we've been doing this. A lot of people will be like you know what I'm done after 20 episodes, so we're almost to 150, which is crazy, crazy.
Speaker 2:Are we still getting listeners all around?
Speaker 1:the world and shit. Oh yeah, germ like germany. For you know what's ironic is? Germany is one of the ones we get a lot from guten taggen guten tag to you, bratwurst and all the other shit. Uh yeah, we'll get some sporadic ones from around, but mostly it's been domestic. But germany has been a good listener, which is interesting considering how the kind of content we've made uh, probably because of that fucking um rammstein song.
Speaker 2:I did it probably was that good and sobbing, doing cobbins.
Speaker 1:But uh, you have any departing words before we leave episode 149.
Speaker 2:Yeah, have a great night, guys.
Speaker 1:No, I just want to say, wow, that broadcasting school's really paid off. Well, it's real hard. It's real hard. Well, work is hard. It's like shoot fish in a barrel.
Speaker 2:But no, like John said, thank you to everybody who's listening and everybody who keeps on listening. We appreciate it From day one. We've got some great fucking fans, like loyal fans out there.
Speaker 1:You are number one, the super fan.
Speaker 2:Super guy.
Speaker 1:Super guy, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much super guy, thank you, thank you, thank you yeah, so we'll next week.
Speaker 1:Hopefully we'll be a little bit more positive, but we had to get some stuff off our chest this week. So we appreciate you if you've gone this far, we appreciate you coming through this journey and, yeah, we'll see you next week. I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Scherger. See you next week. I'm John Brickman and I'm Jason Schroeder. See you later. Later, dudes.