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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 148: Turkey Pranks and Embarrassing Black Friday T-shirts // Rock Legends Revisited
What if Alexa finally understood our podcast? Join us for a hilarious episode where we turn virtual assistant struggles into comedic gold and share our unorthodox Black Friday tradition of swapping the most embarrassing shirts ever. Thanksgiving's turkey gets a brutal critique as we laugh over family hijinks, all while reminiscing about rock concerts and the unexpected holy vibes at a Three Doors Down gig. Get ready for an entertaining trip down memory lane, complete with pyrotechnics and mistaken identities
Our episode takes a whimsical twist as we recount turkey pranks that have us in stitches and wax nostalgic about Scary Movie 2's iconic dinner scene. Marvel at the chaos of securing VIP tickets to see Macaulay Culkin in Akron and the unexpected life lessons learned from pop culture's quirkiest moments. The holiday spirit shines through our banter as we navigate the peculiarities of everyday life, debating everything from National Lampoon movies to the best late-night eats in Tiffin, while daydreaming about McDonald's crew reunions and the unmatched delight of a Smokey's dessert.
Rock lovers and football fanatics alike are in for a treat as we debate the timeless appeal of Ghost and their classic rock flair, not to mention a spirited analysis of Ohio State's rivalry with Indiana. We tackle the strategic mindsets of legendary coaches, question playoff scenarios, and share a laugh over legendary scoreboard snapshots. With anecdotes about supportive relationships and the promise of Tony as a potential guest, this episode is packed with humor, music, and a love for all things Ohio.
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Speaker 2:Hey everybody, Welcome to it's Every Day with Jon and Ajay Hi.
Speaker 3:Hi, hiya, hiya, hiya, you'll get it welcome. It's every day with john and jay gay, gay uh just want to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving. I hope it was good, because by the time this comes out, thanksgiving would have come and gone.
Speaker 2:I hope we don't get as much snow as they're talking about us getting.
Speaker 3:I heard I do not want Like a stuff. I heard it was farther south. It's supposed to get a few inches.
Speaker 2:But the same with Sarah.
Speaker 1:Oh hey, oh, good old Mrs, you're going to get a good one, johnny going to get the mini pain.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so if you had a happy thanksgiving, happy thanksgiving. If not, then fuck off, we don't care, but uh you can draw a picture of a dog that's blue what a wonderful dog dude, that was awesome. That was probably one of your best. I love that. I like that one a lot. It's so good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you put it on the compilation one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you go listen to it while it's still available.
Speaker 2:You know like, okay, so I use Amazon Alexa to listen to our podcast. And if I say it's every day with John and Jay, it won't let me find it. But if I say back in the day with John and Jay, it won't let me find it.
Speaker 3:But if I say back in the day with John and Jay, she pulls it out. What does it say? It says it's every day.
Speaker 2:Really, yeah, I'll be like Alexa play it's Every Day with John and Jay. And she'll be like here's a song by John and Jay and I'm like what Alexa I said, shut the fuck up. I'm like, no, it's every day with John and Jane. Here's a song by John and Jane. And then I'll be like Alexa play back in the day with John and Jane. She's like it's every day with John and Jane, episode 147.
Speaker 6:Blah, blah, blah blah blah, I wonder why it does that. That's weird.
Speaker 2:Oh, she just likes to fuck with me.
Speaker 3:You know the banter, the back and forth Pulling out all the hijinks.
Speaker 2:Alexa, you naughty, naughty, naughty little robot. Naughty, naughty little robot.
Speaker 3:Naughty little scamp. Naughty scamp. Oh shit dude so yeah, we'll hope everyone has full bellies and turkey, which I'm not super wild on turkey.
Speaker 2:I honestly can't wait till Friday. What's Friday? And turkey, which I'm not super wild on turkey. I honestly can't wait till friday. What's friday? Friday is negro friday. What the fuck is that? It's black friday.
Speaker 3:I'm just kidding. I don't know why I didn't make that connection. I'm an idiot negro friday, that's right old cotton shirts 50 off. Oh no, I'm just kidding, that's horrible oh man, what is it? June? I can't wait right now. I can't wait to get that sound anyway.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just, I'm gonna have a ton of I'm just kidding dude, but anyway black friday, so what we do every year. That's like a tradition for you guys yeah, but what's cool about this year is that me all the adults um, we kind of like our draft.
Speaker 3:We put names into a hat, okay like drew, like a secret santa kind of deal and we have to buy each other fucked up shirts okay that are really messed up like the most embarrassing.
Speaker 2:I love it. So steve gave me a great idea because I ended up getting. I ended up getting my brother-in-law aj.
Speaker 3:I thought you said that's like you gave your brother-in-law eight. I swear that's what you're gonna say like no the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round but you know how aj loves ghost goes oh yeah I should have made.
Speaker 2:I should have bought him a 2016 ghostbuster shirt oh, dude, that would have been epic but I didn't. I'll show you what I bought him. I think I don't know if I showed you or not. Did I show you?
Speaker 3:I bet you may have. Maybe we're playing basketball or something. Oh my god, dude I can't wait all right, let's go on to my amazon. There it is what's that say yeah, stuff me daddy, I would wear that on thanksgiving uh, he's wearing it black friday when we go out, you guys go out and it's pink too.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's a pink shirt that's fucking hilarious. And then sarah bought me daddy's little throat goat nice, and it's a black. But dude, it's a black shirt with pink writing on it looks badass. I'm actually kind of excited to wear it. But daddy's a little throat, she was going to buy me something lame and I'm like, no, yeah, be dirty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, make it really embarrassing.
Speaker 2:God, make fun of my penis or something dude.
Speaker 3:I know you're thinking it, honey. How's that different from every other day? No shit, be little, my little man, be little the little, I wasn't gonna go there.
Speaker 2:Do you guys like, actually like my little dick's, like tiny tune? So do you?
Speaker 3:guys go out like at four or five in the morning for door busters and stuff so we'll be at walmart parking lot before they open, so in fremont so do you think and maybe it's just me, but this is kind of what something I've noticed do you think like black friday deals aren't what they used to be? I agree, does it feel like they just jack up the price and that they slash it by 30%? So it's actually the same price as what?
Speaker 2:they would sell every day. No, I will not say that. Okay, so that's what I've seen.
Speaker 3:evidence of that I can see.
Speaker 2:I can understand that, like Amazon's Black Friday, I've been looking at their Black Friday and I'm like, oh cool, wow, what a great deal. No, it's not, but like, I'll go to, I bought. No joke, I bought a $200 air fryer for $60 at Walmart. I think if you actually go, there's a lot of great deals. But, like Walmart dude, usually I'm going there to look for other people for Christmas gifts, right, I end okay, like walmart hat dude, usually I'm going there to look for other people for christmas gifts, right, I end up buying myself a bunch of shit.
Speaker 3:I'm like I could use a new air fryer. You know I can use this. I've just noticed evidence of like a price that I've seen three months earlier and then they it's jacked up and then they slash it by 30 and it's the same price at what it was two months ago. Not saying they do that for everything, it's just certain items I can't. Uh, usually it's electric, not electronics. It's it's trying to think what it was, but it's. It's interesting. I I didn't know if that's something like. It just feels like things used to be like 50 off. You know, like the the discounts seem deeper. I guess is what my point is? The discounts seemed better back, way back when. Before it was like. Now they have black friday deals like all month and all couple weeks it just they just kind of like expanded out. It's almost like it's like a black hole man. Just it just sucks everything in, you know. It's like it's just heavy.
Speaker 3:It's like you know amazon has their shit all like you're saying all, all for like weeks on end and it's still, you know it is cyber monday, cyber monday, and this I'm just kind of glad they pulled the reins back on being open on thanksgiving sex toys on cyber monday what the wall baker ain't doing it for you, no more no, that's I'm saying, you should get one oh, I should get one I'm telling you what it is awesome I got the wife, so you don't need to do any work at all.
Speaker 2:No work huh, no work Boy that sounds really good, I got a wife too, but I'm always doing the work.
Speaker 3:I'm incredibly lazy, so I do. It feels for once that something should be working for me for a change. That's right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like you know, I always get fucked by the upper 1.
Speaker 5:I like to fuck something you know, what I mean my old, my old, uh little fucking stroker thing or whatever.
Speaker 2:The toy I got last time had a headphone jack you can plug headphones in. That is bones in your ear, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's next level shit. It is be cool if you could put a plug into a usb at a computer and it like mimics the video or something there are ones, don't? They have something like?
Speaker 2:there are ones that have like a phone hookup yeah look at a phone that's fucking sweet but I like mine, because I can hold my phone, look at porn right sure it's just sucking me off. Yeah, dude, thing's so good. Wow, I kind of want to see it. I'm excited to use. I'll bring the motherfucker, I don't know, I want to watch.
Speaker 3:You know, oh, I want to watch.
Speaker 2:You use it well I gotta find a part of your wall that's not porous, yeah.
Speaker 5:I think it's stucco. I'll just stick it to the desk.
Speaker 3:I think it's stucco.
Speaker 4:And all you're hearing.
Speaker 2:the thing is and when I'm about to come, the motherfucker goes nuts dude.
Speaker 3:You know I got a mental image of that and I'm scarred for life, you're welcome. Actually, I got a mental image of that and I'm scarred for life. You're welcome. Actually, I wouldn't use that model All I got to say is you're? Welcome. You're welcome like the rock. Yeah, it's up in the old spank bank.
Speaker 2:Saw that coming out with Moana too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, did they come out with a live action Moana? Swear to God. I saw like a I don't know if that was fake it with a live action moana.
Speaker 2:Swear to god. I saw like a I don't know if that was fake it's ice skating, I think. Oh, is that what?
Speaker 3:it's ice skating thing hey, oh yo speaking of going like live shows.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, um a little creed yeah, come on creed dude, it was come on. I'm gonna say this straight up how was it?
Speaker 3:they did not disappoint the video clip she sets looked and sounded really good.
Speaker 2:Dude, he sounds just like he does on CD and I'm going to tell and Joe, I know, will appreciate this Mark Tremonti is fucking amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was watching his intricate fucking. Yeah, that dude's real man Like plucking work, dude, oh my God Crazy good. Intricate fucking, yeah, that dude's real man. Fucking work, dude, oh my god crazy good. And then, um, dude, they did not hold anything back on their stage show, dude, it was pyro fog. Nice, it was like a mini trans-siberian show that's good oh, dude, you should have seen it okay. So, sarah's to my right, I got a buffer seat. Somebody didn't come, or they didn't sell it, oh you lucky duck.
Speaker 2:And then to the other side of that was like five or six fucking frat dudes, you know, and they're all about it. They're like can you take me higher? Nice, they're the ones like, slamming their fucking shit all around, all right, like throwing their arms up. Sarah's over there singing next to me and I'm like this like this dude the whole time.
Speaker 2:Too cool for school? No well, the seats are rocking, morgan, aren't exactly for fucking big, they're not. It's fucking horrible, yeah. So, um, dude leans over, not just me, goes, dude, get into it. Man, let's go. I'm like, nah, I'm good man, I'm watching you guys and I'm watching my wife saying he wanted you to participate that would annoy me.
Speaker 3:It was funny as fuck, dude, because uh that would annoy me the second dude in was a huge fan.
Speaker 2:You could tell because he was singing every fucking word and when.
Speaker 3:How old was these guys?
Speaker 2:they're probably like early 20s, what. And then, wow, mark trumani gave away a guitar, one of his guitars, that's, that's. And they, when they pointed to the kid and they're like, hey, come on up, jayree, this guy, we're up in the upper deck. The guy gets up and stands up and starts walking. He's just like where's he going? Like he, like he won, like they picked him out all the way from the stage from where we were.
Speaker 4:Everybody bust out laughing he's like me, man, I'm coming, stay there. What was?
Speaker 2:funny about. It is okay. Scott snap is like yeah, dude, there's, he goes. I want this guy to come on out because he's been at every show rocking out. He's been to a lot of our shows from start to finish singing and just rocking out. I want him to come up. Kid comes up and he goes. Scott Stapp goes. This ain't the right kid. That's not the kid. I told you to bring up Sorry, man, that kid and to bring up a different kid and comes up and gets the guitar.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait they brought one kid up and they told that kid to go fuck off. Pretty much what.
Speaker 7:That is, that's so fucked up.
Speaker 4:That's awesome, that's hilarious, that's funny. The poor guy was great.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck off the stage, man. You ain't show business.
Speaker 2:They ended up giving him. I don't know what they gave him for a consolation prize, but they ended up giving him a consolation.
Speaker 3:Oh, they did give that, yeah.
Speaker 2:He even said he goes. Yeah, give that kid a consolation prize, man, Because it was he goes. They brought up the wrong fucking kid because of security, so he wasn't very happy about that.
Speaker 3:Wouldn't the kid be like? I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then I went to okay, so Three Doors Down was there, which was pretty good. Okay, the biggest problem I have is that I'm not hugely religious, obviously. Uh-huh and no joke, they sang really well, but Three Doors Down the dude's like. You know what he goes. I need everybody to say this one phrase, just one time with me, just one time with me, and it was something like Jesus Christ this and something that, and I'm like, oh God.
Speaker 4:Preach, preach. I was just going to do Preach.
Speaker 2:I said that out loud.
Speaker 1:Yes, you did it, I did Fuck yes. Preach, preach.
Speaker 2:And after every song when everybody was clapping, I go. When everybody's screaming, I'm like and that's what I do, and Sarah would just give me a dirty look and I'd keep watching. That's funny, and then. So don't get me wrong, here I'll play some shit, dude, because I do got Three Doors Down on here too. They were Creed was like, just like I'm a loser bear, oh yeah that's one of them.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm a loser, I only know two songs that's loser, right.
Speaker 2:Okay, and then, oh, right here.
Speaker 3:The acid raid.
Speaker 2:He had a shirt that said Jesus on it. Jesus.
Speaker 3:Jesus, this Moses, that Abraham hit me with the wiffle ball bat.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, right here, dude.
Speaker 3:There you go.
Speaker 2:People want ape shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, the only song we know.
Speaker 2:It was the last song of it.
Speaker 4:I could imagine.
Speaker 2:He was pretty good, but they didn't sound like them. And then, of course, I got blurry-ass pictures of Scott Stapp, because I'm fucking five miles away.
Speaker 3:I mean your seats. At least you were straight ahead. Oh yeah, dude, I chose those. That's cool, I mean cool.
Speaker 2:I mean that, that's. I mean. Yeah, you know what's awesome about it the the sound wasn't too fucking loud, it was really fucking good, it was, well mixed it was. And um, so yeah, here, oh yeah, I gotta pay this one. You didn't get. They started singing, they started singing.
Speaker 3:I didn't know she was that big of a fan of Creed.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, she wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Creed, that's why I? Took her. She went through a suicidal phase.
Speaker 3:Oh, I did not know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, here's our song dude. Oh, what if? I Dude. He's such a beast though. That dude's a fucking buff motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Tremonti, yeah yeah, his solo shit's really good too, and dude.
Speaker 2:Scott Stapp sounded just like the CD. I gotta give him credit, man. Yeah, he's come a long way. Creed put on a fucking killer show, dude, with the pyros and shit in this.
Speaker 3:That's killer Valkor Valkor. It doesn't look like Val Kor or.
Speaker 2:He would tell a story about like each song and shit. Oh yeah, this is higher.
Speaker 3:That was the last song. They did too. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fire, fire, Dude. Those fucking pyros were ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Fire, fire.
Speaker 2:So, but yeah anyway.
Speaker 3:Fire, but um I believe it and I heard it wrong again.
Speaker 4:Can you read that flyer? Can you read that flyer? Can you read?
Speaker 2:that flyer, but I have a lot of like after the show. I have a lot of respect for them. I also saw Mammoth WBH. Never heard of them. It's the same butt rock, but it's Wolfgang Van Halen. It's fucking. Van Halen's kid was the lead singer. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, it's not terrible, it's not bad, okay, but it's nothing like what we listen to Right. Then, while we're sitting there, I had to join a fucking new ticket thing so I could pull up our tickets for Creed, which is fucking annoying. But I pulled it up and I'm looking. I'm like, oh cool, let's see what other fucking events. So I don't know, did you see my Facebook the other day about what I'm going to see?
Speaker 3:Yes, man, I'm going.
Speaker 2:Did you see that one?
Speaker 3:No, I didn't see that. Where are you going?
Speaker 2:I'm going to Akron December 10th which is a Tuesday. Hey Akron okay, macaulay Culkin, what I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3:Macaulay Culkin's going to be there. It's like a stand-up thing.
Speaker 1:There's a screening of.
Speaker 3:Home Alone. Oh, okay, I have heard of this, okay.
Speaker 2:Screening of, okay, screening off home alone. You get to meet him and we get. I don't know if we get to meet him but we get to you know he comes out and talks he's gonna talk about it okay, which I'm like fuck yeah, dude, I'm down and tickets weren't crazy.
Speaker 3:That'd be cool if, like, you get a vip that get a picture, meet him and shit I read the vip and I was like it was like no selfies, none of this.
Speaker 2:It was like a lot of restrictions, like god, what the fuck? Is he a gremlin what is he?
Speaker 3:a gremlin? Don't feed him. You know what I want to?
Speaker 2:do I want to buy one of his band shirts that he had when he was in a band?
Speaker 1:pizza or whatever yeah yeah
Speaker 2:yeah, I want to get a pizza shirt dude I, I.
Speaker 3:I got a lot of respect for macaulay culkin because he would make the rounds and all these youtubers that I used to watch, like angry video game nerd and all these other guys like he. He made cameos in their, in their videos, so it's like he's not too big to. Of course, obviously he's not big at all, but you know, but he was so, but it's cool, like I still think he's huge I mean I do too. I mean he was a huge piece of christmas nostalgia.
Speaker 2:What a huge turducken would be would be if him and the olsen twins fucking made a movie.
Speaker 3:A porn movie would really destroy dude speaking of turducken, did you ever see that prank video where a mom put like a uh, like a little chicken fryer inside of a turkey and told her the girls that the three young kids, that the turkey was pregnant, and the kids like, oh my god, no is it on youtube. Ah, I saw it in one of my reels. I bet you.
Speaker 2:It's on YouTube.
Speaker 3:Let me look, man.
Speaker 2:Every reel's on fucking YouTube. It has. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Let's go pregnant. Turkey prank. Is that? It Is this, it Is this it. I think it is. I think that's maybe it. What is it?
Speaker 5:So I'm going to show you how to carve a turkey. So the first thing you do is take the stuffing out, and it's not that hot because it's been sitting for a half hour. Whenever you cook a turkey, I've let it sit for half an hour and then you can start to carve it. Okay, so, take the stuffing out of here, put the knife down, put it before you carve yourself, Put it here on this side of the plate. Okay, you hold that up.
Speaker 7:Ew, it's making weird stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, stuff me dead Dude.
Speaker 4:go on. Do you want me to get it? No, danielle can get it.
Speaker 5:This whole thing's full of stuff.
Speaker 7:The entire thing in there, mm-hmm.
Speaker 5:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:What a horrible way to go, and then they stuff you full of bread. I feel like I'm scooping intestines out.
Speaker 2:It's not Just hit it with a fork and just drag it all out. Don't waste the stuffing, put it on that thing.
Speaker 4:Are we stuffing. Besides this, cut it Not yet, brianna, hold on.
Speaker 2:Put the knife down bitch, put your five fingers down. You broke up my camera.
Speaker 7:It's not all the stuffing, yeah it is.
Speaker 5:What is that what?
Speaker 1:Hold that down this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what is it? What is it? What is it? I swear it's like a baby chicken.
Speaker 4:What the hell, what the hell.
Speaker 5:What is?
Speaker 4:it. It's a second chicken. Oh, that's the saddest thing I've ever seen. Is this the one? Yeah, yeah, they think they cooked a pregnant turkey. I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Is this the one?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they think they cooked a pregnant turkey. I feel.
Speaker 7:Poor dog Nasty.
Speaker 4:I can't think for now. Oh my god, can I not eat turkey? Turkeys have eggs.
Speaker 5:They don't have eggs. We can't eat it now. We cannot eat that. This is a rock cornish hen we're in there. Okay, it's a joke.
Speaker 3:Their faces were so funny I was losing it when I first saw it. Apparently, a lot of people did this.
Speaker 2:Except for the one creepy guy who didn't get on YouTube. He was trying to impregnate a turkey.
Speaker 3:Like I want to, I'm going to be a YouTube star.
Speaker 2:Do a fucking scary movie too.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, my germs.
Speaker 2:When he puts a turkey on his dick.
Speaker 4:Yeah how you want to, how you want to dude, play that shit.
Speaker 2:Dude scary movie 2 why we're on it, man. Scary movie 2, dinner scene. If you haven't seen scary movie 2, you need to it's a really good follow up there, it is dude alright.
Speaker 4:Well, chris Elliott rocks it.
Speaker 7:I like the sound effect it makes. I wouldn't give a shit. I wouldn't either. I like the sound effect it makes.
Speaker 2:Thank, you, my child. I made them by hand. I wouldn't give a shit, I wouldn't either.
Speaker 7:yeah, here we go. I think the potatoes are just about done. I'm just going to give them one quick whisk here. Chris Elliott's the man. Okay, now Dig in.
Speaker 2:I would fucking eat it.
Speaker 4:I don't care I know that wouldn't stop me Dude the mashed potatoes. Are you kidding me? Hey, hey, hey, man, why don't you just relax and just let me do that for you, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, thank you. And he touches his face.
Speaker 7:It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer oh fuck it. Let me see a little pinch there, come on, oh, fuck it, you know a lot of people are kind of intimidated about making a turkey.
Speaker 7:Really it's very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey and it's got over here. Just the tiniest little stink hole, but it's big enough to get your hand right up inside it. Stuff the shit out of it. I cook it with all the giblets, the penises and the gynies the gynies a lot of people like to baste their turkeys, but I use this I would draw the line there, obviously I would not be in it of course the man is in this.
Speaker 7:That's nice and good. I don't know, what the hell that is. But I'll lick it anyway up and down, and then I like to dip that right on there and I've got one of these. I'll pull that and bam. That just kicks it up a little bit. Alright, I think that's almost ready now, and then we bring it to the table. Mmm, mmm, who's ready for a wing?
Speaker 2:The rest of the turkeys.
Speaker 4:Ah, Ah, oh shit son.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how about a leg? How about two? I hope they make another one yeah, yeah, I yeah.
Speaker 3:Scary movie 2 was a pretty decent follow-up oh my god dude, what a great fucking movie uh, we're gonna take a little break of roots and you're going to hear the smooth you know R&B of one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you should listen to this song when you're about to pump your fucking woman's guts full of seed. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Just saying We'll be back. Yeah, baby, I want to buddy your bread. The problem is it smells like steak ass curdled milk. But, baby, I know you need to figure that pH balance out, but we will never make it, babe.
Speaker 4:Close your thighs. It smells like fish. I think your pH is it right For tonight. I guess it's alright, but I might hesitate. I'll put up a fight. You're so fine, I'm on fire. Girl. Your snizz is my command. Stink got me using both my hands. I will do anything, girl. Hand me my floss. I'll make love to you If you scrub it too.
Speaker 4:And you wash it right. No, smells all through the night. I'll make love to you if you wash it too, and I will have to go if it stinks there, dude, if it stinks there, dude, in the bath, let's go slow. You know where the body wash goes. I'm just gonna concentrate on you, girl. Are you ready? It's gonna be a long night. Throw your clothes on the floor. I'm gonna take my clothes off too.
Speaker 4:I made plans to be with you, girl. Take a fucking bath. We We've got a lot of things to do. I'll make love to you if you scrub it too, if you wash it right. No, smells all through the night. I'll make love to you if you wash it too, and I will have to go If that fucking thing stinks there too. Baby, tonight Is your night, so wash that poos, poos, right. Just make a wish On your night, Anything that you ask. Use the washcloth and soap To your right, to your right, to your right. I'll make love to you If you scrub it too and you wash it right. No, fucking snake through the night. I'll make love to you if you wash it too, and I will have to go if it smells like number two.
Speaker 5:I'll make love to you if you scrub it too.
Speaker 4:And you wash it right? No, smell through the night. I'll make love to you. Wash your fucking ass too, and I will have to kill if it stinks there, dude, no, no, oh man, make sure you clean your sniz, your dirty fucking bone box. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. I think it ain't a hole in your fucking fruit of the looms. Yeah, get in there deep. Yo, what's up.
Speaker 1:Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. It's Every Day with Jon and J. Baby, Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that, motherfucker. Motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Now check it out hey, hey, it's every day with john and jay, we're back back in the day. No, we're not that, yeah, so uh hello arrow. Thanksgiving has come and gone and now we're on the cruise control to christmas, yay I'm trying to look up um somebody to call um for our call.
Speaker 2:Oh, there's your dad.
Speaker 3:Don't call my dad, he won't like that. That'll piss him the fuck off they'll piss him the fuck.
Speaker 2:It would That'll piss him the fuck off it would.
Speaker 3:I don't want to hear it. I'm like, hey, what's up? John Can?
Speaker 2:I come Saturday, cool. No, you're not on, don't worry about it. I should call my grandma, but I don't want to call her because my great aunt just passed, her sister just passed away.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we probably should kamikaze call people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want to do that. I should call these political lines.
Speaker 3:You still get calls from that shit.
Speaker 2:No, it's on October 30th.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's probably doesn't even go to a number anymore.
Speaker 2:No, probably not. I should call my wife Should, should I? I don't know, let's fucking do it. I'm gonna call her right now. Yep, there it is.
Speaker 3:Carry bricks it's gonna be the exact same reaction that your wife gave. It's gonna be the exact same reaction that your wife gave. She's gonna be like what the fuck is he calling for?
Speaker 2:yes, hey, how you doing. What do you mean? What the hell? We just wanted to give you a call, say hi, do you miss me that much we do? How's your buzz doing?
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're cheech. How you doing. I'm zoning right now. I'm surprised you're not sleeping. I'm just about there, well you look pretty Chinese eyed.
Speaker 2:When I was out there.
Speaker 3:Anything, we want, anything, we want. Yeah, there you go. Well, you look pretty Chinese-eyed when I was out there.
Speaker 4:Anything, we want, anything we want, we saw honey.
Speaker 3:Honey Sloppy $15 a piece. $15 a piece piece. I give you everything. She's fucking baked man well. This call's gone better than sarah we called sarah sarah just hung up on you.
Speaker 5:We called Sarah.
Speaker 2:This is a lot better than my wife With Sarah.
Speaker 3:Sarah, just hung up on you.
Speaker 2:So what you doing? You watching reruns of the Retard Doctor.
Speaker 3:No, I hated that show you watching some stupid medical drama no 9-1-1?, rescue 9-1-1? No, I'm still watching the National Lampoon.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3:Is it Vegas Vacation? Yes, it's Vegas now. Yeah, that's the best one, it's okay.
Speaker 2:I do like Vegas, I like the Vegas Vacation, but it's not my favorite. My favorite's the European.
Speaker 3:European.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, no, I wouldn't say that's my favorite, the original, the um european european, yeah, well, no, I wouldn't say that's my favorite. The original is my favorite. I like christmas. Christmas is good too. There's not really a vacation movie I don't like the remake was kind of garbage though I didn't mind it you know what, if they just would have european. You said you don't like european. I don't like european.
Speaker 3:I fucking love european. I don't like european, I fucking love european. I love what european. I like the lot. I like the watch from afar. I like to watch from afar and stroke my little noodle john's over here getting turned on by thinking about you pissing well, I mean, I could do that, you guys are freaky man god, okay, well, call me, call me on on that one. I got no follow up. Sorry, I got nothing. I guess I'm just gonna have to just do what I gotta do turn his face into a fucking diaper oh my god
Speaker 2:so gross oh my well, I want to say thank you for answering your phone. You're probably like what the hell, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3:yeah, I was like what the fuck? Yeah, she's high too, so she's probably even more freaked out right now about it. What's your favorite scary movie? What's your favorite scary movie?
Speaker 2:kazam. Is it kazam kazam? That's not very scary that's not very scary you ever seen shack?
Speaker 3:you haven't seen shack act. I'm in the house, you don't know where I'm at baby, yeah, it could be like your wife would hang up on you yeah, she did she did too.
Speaker 2:I told Jay she was going to hit you with a hammer. She was really actually. She was just really super cool. When I got home she didn't care. She was like but I always say inappropriate shit. I'm like, hey, give me some of them biscuits, john's, just like you. You going to let me pee, you going to pee on me? And you're like, yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 3:You going to let me? She's like, yeah, sure, why not? You know, I'm always up for anything.
Speaker 2:Once If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seedy. Oh really, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3:I just piss all over the floor. Yeah, I know, and I hate it. Well, I do that on purpose, because I know how much you like when I piss on the floor. I'm going to make you lick it up one of these days.
Speaker 7:What oh god?
Speaker 3:Ew, you know, just for that, I'm going to piss all over the floor. When you drop trowel to piss, all the piss is going to be on your fucking pants Fuck off. And then you have like a. When you drop trout piss, all the piss is going to be on your fucking pants.
Speaker 2:Fuck off and then you have a wet butt the whole rest of the day. It does, it happens. That's a your body, my choice thing.
Speaker 3:Your body. My choice Dynamite, drop it body, that's so. That's the most appropriate use of that I've ever heard, especially this situation.
Speaker 2:Oh my god oh man well, hey, honey, I'm gonna let you get back to resting and stuff. Um, thank you for letting us call you. I didn't, I didn't know who the fuck to call, and John's like hey, call my wife. I was like okay, so thank you for talking to us. I appreciate it and we'll see you here in a little while. I guess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like across the house All right.
Speaker 2:Bye honey. That was John's wife, that was my wife everybody carrie which we got lover, god lover no joke, I've been friends with since jesus christ, since I was like fucking 16, 17 years old, right?
Speaker 3:yeah, it's amazing how old we are.
Speaker 2:I don't like I was talking to somebody the other day I'd love to get an old mcdonald crew back together, like like a get together, like a reunion like a reunion. That'd be fun, I'd invite every, all the old crew, everybody I could get a hold of and then see who would show up then we have an orgy a mc orgy a mc orgy, a mc gangbang?
Speaker 3:gangbang, yeah, like a literal one, not like the food.
Speaker 2:But we'd mc fuck all over the mc fuck, dude. That's what I loved about like even like I used to laugh at mcdonald's because back in the day they had this stamp that was like a fucking for coupons.
Speaker 3:It was a mcvoid, it's a mcvoid. Oh yeah, it was for, like, gift card gift certificates. Yeah, because this is back in the day when they had actual paper gift certificates. They don't have that no more.
Speaker 2:But now you just get a 10 piece nugget for a dollar that's yeah, they do have that.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's so good I try not to.
Speaker 2:Mcdonald's is the bait of my existence, so I try to mcdonald's like known as like the worst, but I still, every once in a while, dude like. There's no 24-hour places in tiffin and, unfortunately, a lot of people that are having weddings don't want us to stop at like fucking eight o'clock, so oh well, there's always a drawback yeah, so we we end up meeting at mcdonald's there should be like a waffle house at tiffin. You know how badass that would be, that would be so sweet, that'd be.
Speaker 3:So why can't they just put it into the denny's that they closed out? It just makes sense, everybody it just. But then again I don't know what I hop but or oh, was I have 24 hours? No, was it. I didn't think it was we awful house man, oh we need a good 24 hour fucking like diner restaurant that the denny's that aren't out closed, so we need something bring us a diana's deli from snusky and put it in tiffin.
Speaker 2:Oh, there we go. I should put a word into it dirty diana, oh sorry yeah, you're like what?
Speaker 3:yeah diane, is this cool?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's a mom and pop diane is dolly. Yeah, it was like five bucks for a fucking full-on meal, dude, so good fucking good.
Speaker 3:There's a place outside of like illyria called the blue sky cafe. It's fucking awesome too is it 24 seven? Yeah, it's one of the 24 hour now. Well, they're not 24 hours anymore, though, because we used to like we used to have wrestling shows at cleveland and we we it's right off the highway at illyria. It's just this denny's style, but it's way better than denny's, but it's like one of those you know, bava pop cafe, diner places. It's awesome.
Speaker 2:Those are the places that you really like to go yeah I love them that those are your things right up your tracks end in bellevue yeah, yeah, like did you go there with me? I? Don't I don't think on the outside of bellevue, like on 269 no, I've never been oh man, dude track.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of like small time restaurants in this area. I have not tried like smokies. I used to get the conductor oh, you haven't been there yet. I've never been dude, never been bro. You, you, you talk it up a lot I've heard a good.
Speaker 2:I don't know how you're sitting financially, dude, but you want to go tomorrow we're going tomorrow uh after I get off work, or well, I'm not working, I gotta go I gotta go to a store tomorrow, so I gotta get some afterwards go to smoky's and go to the store, uh, okay, oh, dude, if you guys want to go, fucking yeah, let's go. I'm telling you what, dude, you will not. I will buy your desserts, I'll buy your cheesecakes and pies. I'll buy that for you. Okay, if you guys are sitting financially.
Speaker 3:Because the meals I get paid tomorrow night, Because I get paid two days early.
Speaker 2:Well, dude you guys should come, go, come with us. I'm telling you what service is great. Food is fucking great.
Speaker 3:I'll talk I'll talk to the business. I'll talk to the pies. Make it okay. I've always wanted to try this joint. Oh my god, I love some.
Speaker 2:I knew there was somebody I couldn't think of and I was gonna invite them and and I'm like I don't remember who the fuck said they haven't been there, because I know sarah's mom didn't get to go, hasn't been there since till last week and then she finally got to she like it.
Speaker 3:She loved it yeah, I love, I love small town, especially everybody talks about fat heads in republic and I'll tell you what I've never been there either fat heads is okay yeah, I think smokies is a hundred a million times better.
Speaker 2:It's better service yeah, the pies are the cheesecakes and the cakes the pies cakes even if you're on a diet chocolate, peanut butter I have on a diet not tomorrow chocolate peanut butter pie killing me, bro it is. It's got mini buckeyes and the whipped cream on top oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 3:It's so fucking good it should be illegal. How good it should be, murder it is a murder by chocolate, fucking good dude. Oh man, what? What's? Some other places around here that that are really good like mom and pop on madison street.
Speaker 2:You got. Madison street is if you're looking for local. We also have the wall street pub and grill place. Um, I just ate at the turntable downtown yeah elk steaks and uh. So they have like kind of cheesecake.
Speaker 3:So so they're known for like what like more specialty items.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is pricey.
Speaker 3:Is it supposed to be like a one-star Michelin kind of deal? Is that what they're trying to go for? More upscale? Yeah, it's pretty pricey. It sounded pricey.
Speaker 2:And I even talked to the guy I think he likes to do. He likes that menu.
Speaker 3:Like a revolving, because he actually gets to.
Speaker 2:That's what like. Showcases skills as a call that's what.
Speaker 3:That's what a lot of like high-end restaurants do they they rotate their, their menus, yeah, so it's like me I'm a mean potatoes mom and pop place all day give me a mean potatoes place.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at 100 but I will say they're, I'm a basic bitch though their cheesecake destroys all decimates, all cheesecake. I've never had a cheesecake as good as that, the best cheesecake I do like cheesecake you love.
Speaker 3:I know you like your cheesecake.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'm a connoisseur.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you love your cheesecake, I know that.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I want people to challenge me, Challenge me, challenge me to a cheesecake.
Speaker 5:Cheesecake. Tell me where the best cheesecake is.
Speaker 2:I want to find this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like the Holy Grail for me. So if you have a good cheesecake, jay's going to probably give you good reviews there it is.
Speaker 2:San Sebastian Cheesecake, also known as Burnt Basque Cheesecake, is a cheesecake that is so much more lighter and creamier than the ones we're used to eating. The main difference between this and the cheesecake we normally see is the creaminess of it, but also the top of it is burnt and there's no crust okay, interesting yeah, huh that looks fucking awesome oh, dude, I'm telling you what it is so good, I want that right now.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie, yeah, because I.
Speaker 2:I showed you the picture of the one I ate then yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, right there, it is holy. Fuck my ass is so fucking good that looks good it was. I had like a like a cheesecake creamy pudding custard style in the middle that sounds good. Oh my god. It was like a lava cake, but but cheesecake. I was just like this is fucking amazing.
Speaker 3:And he had elk steak. That's different.
Speaker 2:Elk steak with like a raspberry sorbet.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I can't do that. Whatever I can't do that, though. You know what chefs do they go of their mouth. If I hit my mouth too hard, it'll start bleeding because I'll punch myself in the face basically angry angry.
Speaker 2:You have a black eye. We have that empire, whatever place yeah, empire, empire is really good as well. High end, of course, never been there either. Um, yeah, we got that. We got um clover club, which is a bar. Their food is amazing. It's like a pub style it is, and then I, if you're a viaducts food.
Speaker 3:I did, I thought it was okay. I am not afraid, I just buy your tone. Your tone changed I just had it, I just had.
Speaker 2:You're like, yeah, I just had a sunday just ice cream they have ice cream no, I just had a
Speaker 3:sunday oh, I'm like no, sunday.
Speaker 4:How could they fuck up?
Speaker 3:a sunday are you disappointed like, really like you're, you're, you're really basing the whole like restaurant experience over I got.
Speaker 2:I got a mac and cheese burger oh, that's risky, though, man, because mac and cheese could be yeah, but if you fuck up a burger, then oh, if you, if you can't make a burger, right, you might as well stop what you're doing so in the morning, sunday, when we got back from Cleveland, from Worcester, sarah and I her mom took care of her dog and cats and stuff over the weekend. Oh, okay. So to pay her back which we don't have to, but to pay her back we took her out to Carmi's Buffet breakfast buffet. Their breakfast buffet is really good. Okay, their bacon is upper echelon bacon. It is so fucking crisp and perfect. It is beautiful.
Speaker 3:It is amazing. So you like a more crispy bacon. I love crispy bacon. I'm a floppy bacon guy. That's what Sarah is too. I love floppy bacon.
Speaker 2:I'm a crispy bacon dude. I love the crisp. I don't mind.
Speaker 3:I don't mind crispy bacon, but I prefer I prefer, I prefer, I don't like. The thing is so when you get in the crispy bacon territory, sometimes people go a little too far and it gets burnt a little and I just don't like.
Speaker 2:I don't like these no, these were on the edge. Okay, very good. So, anyway, you're eating bacon there. It's really good, okay? So I go to the viaduct for supper because I was like you know what people told me to try it. I want to try it I never think about it.
Speaker 2:Go there, went there and I'm eating. You know, I ordered this burger. I even know the kid that's cooking because he's he's a really good cook. He worked for uncle, our big mike's, and, uh, he used to work for reno's and stuff like that and he's a good, good kid, um, and so I knew it was going to be made correctly. I get it and I'm not kidding dude. Um, I'm not a huge fan of denny's meat burger meat yeah, this stuff tore together because it didn't have any flavor to it yeah, this stuff was worse than that.
Speaker 2:What the burger? Was worse than denny's burger the best part of this whole burger was the bun. That was it that, the bun, the fries were delicious, that were on the side.
Speaker 3:I had it about four or five years ago and I thought it was okay. What'd you have?
Speaker 2:a burger, A burger, yeah, yeah nope, the flavor of the meat tasted wrong. The bacon tasted like it turned and they just fucking cooked it anyway. Wow, I can't say whether it really was or not, but it dude, it just didn't. It was like okay, or it was just really shitty bacon, I don't know which one. Um, the mac and cheese was bland, had no flavor to it.
Speaker 2:It's like they went out and got a styrofoam container from asian grill and fucking got it um, and got the mac and cheese there and then, um, but, like I said, the fries were crisp, they were perfect. And then I got um, I always get fried mushrooms yeah, I love fried mushrooms and those were fucking great too. But I was very disappointed. I had to take half of mine home and I asked my daughter excuse with me. I said did you like the burger? She's like it was okay cool.
Speaker 5:Here's another half score shit, yeah, I will probably not eat there
Speaker 3:again if you can't make a burger right, you might as well just quit I heard hop tom and cheese got great food too I it's. That's the place by the old car wash right, the old mcgowans right, yeah, I.
Speaker 2:I guess they make a mac and cheese burger and they grill the mac and cheese are they a restaurant or are they like a bar?
Speaker 3:what, what, what is it? I?
Speaker 2:think it's a both like a mix and match, like it's a restaurant pub okay or like a bar and grill okay, kind of thing. It's just their their branding's confusing, I didn't know oh man, I and I when I went to, when I went to the turntable and, uh, I had their blazing gold hoptometry's blazing gold beer. It is the sweetest beer I've ever had. It was so fucking good.
Speaker 3:I was like not much of a beer drinker, but if it's a sweet beer that sounds kind of good yeah, blazing gold, man blazing gold it had like a tu theme. I saw yeah right, tiffy university theme. Yeah, did they do they? Did they brew that themselves? Yeah, they do. So they do their own, so they're like a microbrewery if you will, optometry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, there's a couple. They serve food too yeah, okay, interesting yeah, but I heard like uh, nick, my buddy nick, was telling me that their um their macaroni, the macaroni cheeseburger they do. They grill the macaroni and cheese too and then put it on, which sounds fucking kills like it'll bring that like almost like roasting cheese yeah, cheese on pizza.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you get that kind of like that little, not burp, but you get that uh, yeah cooked kind of crust you get that fucking love.
Speaker 2:That's all. That's a good idea.
Speaker 3:That sounds good. Now I'm hungry again, I just ate a little. I think we've been talking about food for the past 15 has definitely stepped up in the eatery.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and like, if you go to one of our older eateries too, like we got four ball pizza, we got reno's, napoli's, all that shit. There's a lot of great fucking eateries in tiffin. G dubs another one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, g dubs food is still really good, but uh, you get down with bench warmers.
Speaker 2:Bench warmers is phenomenal yeah I don't go there very often um.
Speaker 3:That's jake's favorite restaurant bench warmers yeah, I do their beer. Cheese for their fries is really really I don't know if the charts it's so good it's, it's the best, and that's the only thing that would ever get me to go back there every day, because, like the rest of their stuff is, is is fine. I like their standoff fries. They they got that alpine. I think it's like a big kind of like a big t ain't it?
Speaker 2:or something like that it's, uh, it's um. Is it a pork tenderloin? No, it's not pork tenderloin what am I thinking of? Veal veal.
Speaker 3:That's, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's what sarah and her dad yeah, because they occupied.
Speaker 3:The old was the alpine. So, yeah, it's, yeah, our, our small little haven of northwest ohio we definitely have, there's always there's, there's places to go here. It's. It's a small town but there's a lot of restaurants here, which is cool. There is, I love it. Uh, I mean, we got everything.
Speaker 2:We got, you know, mexican in the summertime did you go go down 18, about a couple miles. Get into bascom, go to icy treats get a big tea, big tea, baby. Big pork tenderloin. I'll still eat one of those dude big pork tenderloin with lettuce, pickles and mayonnaise. It's all I need. What about some?
Speaker 3:tomato bro. No, some onion.
Speaker 2:No well, a little tomato on that bad boy red ring of death no fucking takes up all the goddamn dude. Once you put tomato on something dude, the whole thing tastes like tomato.
Speaker 3:I'm good man, I love tomatoes especially I wish I did especially all burgers, especially on a big t lettuce tomato. And I like to put a little onion too on it, like a little, not too much, because then it will overpower it, but like a little bit of, not red onion, just white sweet onion I've tried eating like stuff with tomatoes and I can't get it.
Speaker 2:I just makes me fucking gay, bro. I wish I did it makes ordering things so much easier.
Speaker 3:Well, the good thing about tomatoes though you just pick them off, you can but the only problem is that this juice is already on it. You can still taste the juice that bothers you that much. A hundred fucking percent, dude, that would have bothered me, holy shit. Man, just take the burger meat, just kind of fling it around.
Speaker 2:Like, oh, it's got around. It would be like taking an iced tea cup and then not rinsing it out and putting Coke in it? Dude, yeah, okay, I can see what you're saying there, or not even doing that, leaving a little bit of iced tea in the bottom.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's no good See you're still going to taste it.
Speaker 3:Is it the? Well, I don't know what's the. Does it really leave that much residue behind?
Speaker 2:a tomato? Yes, it does. Does it really? It's because of the juice. There's a lot of juice in them.
Speaker 3:What do you think? The lettuce would kind of absorb some of that, though no the lettuce doesn't absorb shit. Dude the lettuce doesn't absorb shit. No, the lettuce will. It does not. Yeah, if you put it right.
Speaker 2:But the only problem is a lot of the juice kind of sits there, the juice gets all in the bun, dude, it does, it sucks, it's just shit.
Speaker 3:Dude, ruins my goddamn day, goddamn I love to make double rings, the red rings of death.
Speaker 2:That's what it is dude fucking.
Speaker 3:I want extra tomato. Carrie hates tomatoes too.
Speaker 3:She always I say to me no, but they knows, carrie just gives them to me, and sometimes I'll put like like when I used to eat whoppers, because they put like four tomatoes on their fucking whoppers, carrie would just give them all to me and I put like triple fucking tomatoes on it. Man, it's so good, I love it, and then I, then I eat it, then the tomatoes fly out the back end of the sandwich. It's fucking good. I like to eat tomatoes raw too. I just slice them, put a little salt pepper, just eat them.
Speaker 2:Good, fucking raw, so good there's a special place in hell for people.
Speaker 3:There's a special place in hell for people like you if you could go fuck yourself with them tomatoes.
Speaker 2:So anyway, dude, okay, so, okay, so no joke. This whole past weekend with my wife going to Worcester and the Cleveland and Creed show, I'm on the rooster. It was smooth, it was really smooth.
Speaker 3:Usually you have troubles when you go on these excursions.
Speaker 2:The only trouble I had. Okay, so let's get this. Okay, cruising down, going to Worcester, whatever, cruising down the street, we're almost to the hotel. Okay, I see a hotel in the corner. I pull into that hotel I'm just assuming it's the one go in. I'm like, hey, I got a reservation for, uh, you know, um, sugar. She's like, I'm not seeing a reservation here, sir. I'm like, uh, there should be. I got the paperwork out my truck. You want me to go grab it. I go grab it, bring it in. She's looking at you. She goes, sir, your reservation is for the Holiday Inn Express. I'm like where the hell am I? Where am I? Sarah goes. Sarah busts out laughing because I said that she's like you're at the Hampton Inn, sir. She goes to the holiday and express is down the road. So I went around the corner, luckily, went to the holiday and express better like it was more cleaner, brighter, okay prettier, nicer hotel.
Speaker 2:Okay, get in there. Um check in. They give us a room keys. We go up, we grab the cart and put all our shit on it, go up and then, uh, we go. We look at our door and the door has one of them do not disturb things on it I'm like, oh shit, somebody in there knock no answer. Unlock it, open it.
Speaker 2:There's wendy's trash bag and then there's bananas there's a whole room whole room are are the bathroom, a stack of towels on it. I'm like, oh, but my name was on the TV so I knew it was the right room. So I was like, okay, sarah stayed in the hallway because it was fourth floor. I went back down I said hey, this room is not clean, our room is not Somebody's staying in our room because it's still got like trash and stuff in it and there's towels all over the floor. So he goes, excuse me, walks around, goes back, I think, chews the housekeepers up for a second and then comes back out and goes. I'll get you a different room. So I get the new room, go up and I go up to Sarah. Sarah goes. What did they say? I said, well, they told me that unfortunately they're booked up. Oh man, dude.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately they're booked solid, so we're gonna have to just kind of make do it up. Yeah, just make do. They said, just go ahead and throw the stuff away. And then, uh, take the towels and throw them outside the door, oh man, and she goes. You're fucking kidding me. I said, yeah, I am. Yeah, here's the room. It's right over here.
Speaker 3:I would have kept that going although knowing my wife, she would have marched her ass down there herself, and she would have probably raised hell.
Speaker 2:So we stayed. So we ended up staying. Oh, it was a fucking great dude. It was awesome holiday.
Speaker 3:I've never had a problem with holiday no, I, I just uh I mean, you're not, you're not gonna get a whole lot with it, but so the next next day actually wasn't bad the next day we went to.
Speaker 2:the next day I had to DJ a wedding and so I was like well, you can go with me or you can stay here. And she's like I'll just stay here. So she probably laid all day and flicked the TikToks and whatever else.
Speaker 3:So Saturday, no different than any other day.
Speaker 2:Yep, no shit. And I walk so like I'm getting ready and everything. I go head towards the wedding or whatever, or the reception, and I'm like holy shit, it was a mile down the road from the fucking hotel. That's why I picked this hotel okay, okay, so it was a mile away and that was it nice. So we get down there, I get down there and uh, no joke, talking to the bride, the groom and everything else. Number one groom is a huge michigan fan he's disqualified from life.
Speaker 2:Half the family was Michigan. Half the family was Ohio State, oh God. Luckily, the people right in front of me were Ohio State fans, which is really cool. So I'm sitting there watching the game and they're like hey, what's the score? What's going on? Hey, what's up, what's going on? I'm watching on my phone and then it was funny because, um number one, they were super cool, super relaxed. The venue, I'm not kidding, john was gorgeous dude and it was only like 950 dollars for two days, so like really reasonably priced. So that's what it looks like. I took a a video. That's nice Dude, it's gorgeous. And outside there's a huge fucking swimming pool. It's empty.
Speaker 3:What is this place? Is it an actual venue?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's called the Chalet. It's a Freelander Park in Worcester.
Speaker 3:Okay, Dude, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2:I like the woodwork on the fucking walls, man yeah there's my setup in the corner, balls man, yeah, there's my setup in the corner. And then there's them dancing and stuff. She's Ohio State and he's Michigan. There's all them everybody dancing. Oh, we were at the play the other day. Went and saw a play at the Ritz, but I'm putting on the Ritz, but anyway people were like hey, can you play? Hang on, sloopy. I was like oh jeez, you, you're gonna get me in trouble, dude, oh my god, so I played hang on sloopy.
Speaker 2:Everybody got into it and then after that the group somebody wanted michigan fights I had to play hail to the victory so I did. And then somebody come up and they're like a kid come up and he goes, can you play across the field. I was like no dude, I got. I kind of got to stop it somewhere bro I said I would love a bra.
Speaker 3:We'll have like an all-out brawl going on here. I'm like this family.
Speaker 2:We need to keep the tension down. Yeah, we need positive vibes, but everybody was really happy because I was like all right, dude, I said Ohio State won and then also Michigan won, which they destroyed Northwestern like a fucking bitch. I saw that. Which I was kind of excited about, to be honest, because I wanted to see him come into this weekend and make the game better. Now the hype is huge, um, so I'm kind of excited.
Speaker 3:Makes me a little nervous because they did just how state's a 20 and a half point favorite. To me that just doesn't sit well, because I know who's lee corso, one that's why? Well, lee corso picked indiana? Because he coached in indiana. Oh did he. Yeah, did you ever hear that story? That's why they lost.
Speaker 2:That's why I don't pick ohio state you fuck you.
Speaker 3:Did you ever hear that old wives?
Speaker 2:get the fuck out of here remember that.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here lee corso.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck on tv uh oh, did you ever hear that old um tale where Lee Corso coached at Indiana back in the 70s and Indiana, of course, this is where Indiana is always. Ohio State never loses Indiana, I think so. Woody Hayes was coached at Indiana, actually took an early three nothing lead on Ohio State on a Woody Hayes team and there was there was a rumor that he took a picture of the scoreboard because he knew that would be the only time he'd ever have a lead on a woody hayes coach team. He has the photo at his house or whatever, of him having a having a lead. Because ohio state back then were just obliterating indiana like they would do every year, because it even saturday. I'm like guys, this is indiana, why are we taking this seriously? I'm I, I didn't take him seriously and I knew we won by four scores or three scores at least. And it's like Indiana. Like there's a guy at work. He's like, oh, indiana's gonna wax the floor with you guys.
Speaker 5:I'm like based on what the guy I work with.
Speaker 3:He's like oh, pound that 12 and a half spread. He goes oh, indiana, man, they're, they're, they're the up. And I was like, based upon what? Because they beat you guys, because he's a michigan fan, they beat you guys by five?
Speaker 2:okay, you can. Are you shooting straight facts? Are you going for hopes and dreams?
Speaker 3:I'm just like listen man like this coach signetti, like I get it, he's, he's all hype and he wants to hype his team up. But dude, this guy needed to be brought down two pegs, I'm sorry. And when Ohio State scored at the end of that game I was totally— Usually I don't like that sort of shit, but like you know, he said Ohio State like at his presser when they introduced him, he called us out. I'm like listen, I get it, you want to go after the big dog. You know your first day at the yard, you either become someone's bitch or you punch out the big dog in the yard. I get it. But listen, man, you need to be brought down a couple pegs. And that's what ohio state did. They left, no doubt that's what they said that's bitch to bowl, baby.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's just like, listen. Ohio state could have just taken. Well, listen, indiana was trying to make the score closer what it was, because they're still technically in the college football playoff hunt. So they were trying to make that score closer at the end to make it look better to the committee. Ohio State said fuck that shit. First of all, they were trying to run the clock out and they were still going for two after they scored, so it was 31-15. Well, that doesn't look so bad. Ohio State said fuck that shit. So they tried an onside15. Well, that doesn't look so bad. Ohio State said fuck that shit. So they tried an onside kick. Well, that gave Ohio State great field position.
Speaker 3:Travion Henderson broke it. He could have scored but he took a knee. I'm like, bro, fucking score. Put these guys out of their fucking misery. Mr Howard decided you know what I'll do. It Will Howard's like give me that ball. Does a quarterback sneak and scores? Then he did, did that. Did you see him do that cigarette thing like so on the sideline the coach's name is signetti sig. So he took a pretend he smoked a cigarette and stomped on it and took it out. I'm like they're getting in trouble for that. No, nobody can tell you to get in trouble for that you know what?
Speaker 2:here's the way I look at it is dude, At least it's good to see Ohio State with some swagger. I am not. I am all for running that score up.
Speaker 1:Fuck them.
Speaker 2:Me too, and that's why I loved Urban Meyer. Because Urban Meyer was like your job is to stop me, Right? If you can't stop me, then you're not doing your job. That's your problem. And Trestle. I like Trestle when he was in, but the problem with Trestle is that he would run, he would get a couple scores and then he would step back the problem with doing that is that they would come back and by that time you already took the heat off.
Speaker 2:Now we've got to play catch-up, and a lot of times we lost. That's the problem. I don't like that. I like to get out there and stop in their deck.
Speaker 3:If it's against, like Akron or Youngstown State, I'm okay with kind of pulling the reins back in the late third quarter fourth quarter.
Speaker 3:I'm okay with that. But if it's a top five, indiana, supposedly Indiana's top five, but they were a 12 and a half point dog. Can you name the last number five versus number two, where the number five team was a 12.5 point dog? Even on the road, there you are top five. If you're a top five team, the reason is because they didn't lose yet. What Indiana 12.5 point spread is bad for a top five team.
Speaker 2:There's just a record they didn't have a loss yet.
Speaker 3:I know that's why they were top five. But my point is that pundits around the country were trying to hype Indiana to be more than what they're not. I won't Listen. If the committee wanted to take Indiana and put a three-loss Alabama in, I wouldn't have a problem with that. Fuck it, indiana ain't shit. I'm sorry, alabama got hosed off dude. I saw that peddling the suitors are so nasty on them.
Speaker 2:It I saw that Sooners are so nasty on them.
Speaker 3:It's like a three Like now the other debate is a three loss. Should a three loss Alabama get in? I put a bit over Indiana. I don't know that sounds may sound crazy, cause you're one losses to the number two team in the country, but it's like no, I'd love Indiana Go.
Speaker 2:Indiana is going to get in. I want Indiana Indiana.
Speaker 3:Indiana is going to get in.
Speaker 2:I'll go big time.
Speaker 3:Indiana is going to get in and they're going to get fucking waxed by Notre Dame or something. So that's what's going to happen this weekend. I'm more worried about this weekend than the past or the future. I mean, even if Ohio State loses, they're probably going to still be in too. But you don't want that. I want to put double nickels on Michigan. Man, like these seniors, they came back to beat Michigan. All these seniors came back to beat Michigan. This is it, boys. Your legacies are on the line. You need to go out and fucking tighten them, fucking screws. It was good to see some swagger from Ohio State, because it just feels like really the past with Ryan Day is that this team just feels like they're talented.
Speaker 2:I think this is Ryan Day's job right here. I think so. Oh, 100%, you do not get this.
Speaker 3:You're fucking gone, Dude. Michigan has no offense Zero. They rank dead last in so many categories on offense. Their defense ain't too bad, though. It'll be interesting to see how Ohio State's offense and their retooled offensive line works, because Michigan's got two dogs on that defensive line. So you there's. There's two draft picks on Michigan's D line, so they're going to have to. We'll see what happens. It's going to start the same as any Ohio state game over the past six weeks, where Ohio state kind of starts a little slow and then they grattle off 38 unanswered points, Cause it's just I don't know why they start off so slow.
Speaker 2:Because they need to boil her up.
Speaker 3:Boil her up, oh God. So yeah, we'll see. By the time this comes out we'll know exactly what happens. But anyway, unfortunately we must bid adieu.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't have any new bands this week?
Speaker 3:I didn't really uh, I've been listening to some of the old stuff because I've been just listening to like fucking creed and shit all weekend.
Speaker 2:My sacrifice. Oh, I didn't know what was I listening to in the car. Oh no, I did listen to ghost. I was listening to ghost really well. Sarah wanted to hear him and I wanted to show her. I was like and you know what I told her? I said I told John the same thing. I said you know what it is, and I was sitting there trying to pinpoint it. Ghost is like a new wave classic rock band.
Speaker 3:I could see that.
Speaker 2:That's what it is. They sound classic rock. The dude's voice, some of the guitars are really good. Sarah likes some of their songs, but I told her and I guess she has like one of their songs on her playlist, but I told her I said it's crazy because I don't really have a great reason as to why I don't really care for them.
Speaker 2:I think to me, if you're a new band these days like Greta Van Fleet, dude, you know greta van fleet, I like them for a little bit and it's just kind of like I don't know to me they were too much of a uh led zeppelin clone yeah, this and to me like ghost is I don't me, I don't understand the popularity, I don't, um, just I don't know, I don't, but I you know what I, but I can't tell why I don't like them because, honestly, they sound like classic rock and I love classic rock and it's kind of like I told sarah about the who, I said dude, the who's got great band, they're a great band, they got great music and and it's catchy and I mean different strokes for different folks, but it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2:It's just like I don't like this. Not, it almost sounds like. It's just like I don't like it because I don't want to like it. You know like I don't want to and it's you won't make me. Yeah, I don't want to like, I don't want to like stuff that everybody else likes, you know. But ghosts like their lyrics, some of the fucking names of the songs I was laughing at. I thought it was kind of funny.
Speaker 3:Um they think a lot of, uh, a lot of their inspiration from, like, the church of satan and shit like that oh I know uh oh yeah, look at their fucking, their ghost.
Speaker 2:Look at the fucking word. Let's get that upside down cross. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3:Their logo's sweet, you know like. You see the. You've seen the guys like yeah make up. Uh, tobias, you know, that guy is like 30 years old, he's a young guy, he's young, he's a young dude.
Speaker 2:Plus the vocals. I was just kind of like there's no edge to his vocals at all. It's all like, can you hear?
Speaker 4:the thunder.
Speaker 3:I like it. I don't think it's supposed to really have an edge. It's supposed to be more of a I don't know it's. It's more nuanced and I kind of like it. I think it's old I.
Speaker 2:I like classic rock, old honest I, yeah, I, I dig it.
Speaker 3:I like the. I like the musicianship of it. I like the.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like the lyrics guitars and shit are really good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's it's just, it sounds really I don't know. Yeah, it's, it's, it sounds fresh, but old, yeah, at the same time to me. So that's why I dig them.
Speaker 2:So some of the stuff was pretty catchy, but yeah, I just I can't explain why I'm not a huge fan, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Well you, know you need to conform, or either you like it or else that's how.
Speaker 2:That's how we do things great, that's a new administration putting restrictions on my music listening that's right.
Speaker 3:Your your your ears. My choice.
Speaker 2:That's how we do your ears, my choice, that's djing, dude, that's dj yeah, that's that's how dj is.
Speaker 3:That should be your new that should be a great shirt. That should be your new thing. Man, like your ears, my choice that you make that your. That's part of your logo now oh man dude, that'd be awesome it's got like fucking yeah with that and, with that being said, with the clothes hanging around it, we're gonna have to bid you a due for real this time. Do you have any departing words today?
Speaker 2:no, I just like to say thank you to everybody that listens. Uh, tony buccione hit me up today um telling me he listened to the new episode already said he has to listen to it because it makes his day better so I really appreciate it, dude. I saw him Sunday too. At breakfast he came in and gave him a hug. I said, dude, you smell amazing.
Speaker 2:I would eat your soul he sent me a video of his which I'll share with you after we get done of his game room and he goes, and he goes, thank god, like you know, I got a woman now that'll let me have one of these, you know, let him have his own space. I said, dude. I said, yeah, I got the same kind of woman at home, dude. That's how you know you got the right one is when she lets you have your own space and stuff.
Speaker 6:Like you got your upstairs and I've got like my game stuff and yeah, yeah we love our women.
Speaker 3:I don't do it. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6:I love all, I love all the women. Yeah, I like a lot of guys too.
Speaker 2:I like a lot of guys too. I like a lot of guys too.
Speaker 3:Right now, backinthedaypodcastcom is still up and running for now, until we can transition to streaming, which it is 100% of the works. Just got to get everything, all of our ducks, in a row. We could probably have Tony as our first guest, because that would be fun. That would be cool. Definitely look out for that as our first guest, because that'd be fun, that'd be cool. Uh, definitely look out for that. Uh and yeah, so we'll see you, uh, next week. If jay don't have any other departing words nope, nope, nope, okay, so everyone, I hope you guys all had a happy thanksgiving and we'll see you on the next run. I'm john brickner and I'm jason sugar. Peace out, yo later guys.
Speaker 2:On the next run, I'm John Brickner and I'm Jason Schroeder. Peace out yo Later guys.