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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 147 Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul // A Comedy of Errors and Unexpected Laughs Plus Special Guest Kaydence!
Imagine tuning into a highly anticipated fight, only to find yourself watching it on Twitter because Netflix took a dive. That's exactly what happened when the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul event turned into a comedy of errors and unexpected laughs. Our latest episode kicks off with this wild story as we navigate the chaos of point deductions and an unforgettable locker room interview with Tyson himself. From there, we channel our love for Rocky movies, dream about alternate endings, and even ponder how Bruce Buffer might have added that extra punch to the legendary scenes.
Switching gears, we dive into the whimsical world of upcoming entertainment, where Jack Black's latest flick "Dear Santa" promises a unique twist with a devilishly funny premise. Our chat takes a playful turn as we speculate on potential new live-action adaptations of animated classics, dissect the peculiarities of voice acting, and reminisce about the quirky corners of the internet. The nostalgia train doesn't stop there as we fondly recall cereal box treasures and the bygone era of extreme couponing, weaving humor through tales of grocery adventures and childhood thrills.
As we wrap up, there's a nod to our dedicated listeners and a cheeky teaser of "Jay's Sexcapades," blending the hilarity of adult humor with future plans for a more interactive podcast experience. With an eye on expanding our streaming reach and heartfelt thanks to our supportive audience, this episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and everything in between. So grab your headphones and join the fun as we mix up the perfect blend of comedy, nostalgia, and candid conversation.
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Speaker 2:Skits, random bullshit, tim and Jerry, it's not your day, it's not my day. This is our day and it's my day.
Speaker 3:This is our day, and it's every day with John and Jay. You like racy shit. You like problems going on. You like sexual misconduct? You're in the right fucking place. Listen up, you fucking freaks. It is time to get the show on the road. We're ready to hit this episode of it's every day with john and jay let's rock hey, hey, hey, it's every day with john and jay. Welcome aboard, not your day, not my day, it's our day, every day, with john and jay.
Speaker 1:This is technically episode numero two of our, our new venture of just shooting the shit, talking about everyday bullshit or whatever we feel like for your body uh, thank you for coming aboard.
Speaker 1:Uh. So really let's get right into some stuff. So really, to me, a couple things I'll talk about number one, the big. The big news coming out of the weekend is john's wife's pregnant. No, why, why? No, that's not true. Uh, it's the big, uh, the big. Quote-unquote mike tyson, uh, jake paul oh shit, did you watch it? I did. I thought it was one of the worst fucking things first of all, netflix was fucking up for everybody, it seemed you know the only way I got it to work.
Speaker 3:I was like 10 minutes behind. Like you, you post. No, I was 20 minutes behind. You posted wow, that was a good sparring match. And then I'm like, well, it didn't even started yet for me. Oh, really yeah well, okay.
Speaker 1:So, truth be told, otodio brown from the steelers was live streaming it on twitter and I just watched that. It was way better than netflix, because netflix just kept buffering every five minutes for it pretty much. Oh, was he there? Yeah, he was there and he was just live streaming it on twitter. He got like six million views like live stream views. That's crazy. It's just a dude. He was at a suite so he had like a really good view of it. So it was like I'm just gonna watch a toadio brown stream of it, so is it up close? And shit, he hadn't zoom of it. So it was like I'm just gonna watch a torio brown stream of it, so up close, and shit, he hadn't zoomed it. Like he was, he was recording the big scoreboard at at uh, at the stadium oh so he wasn't.
Speaker 1:He wasn't recording the ring, he was just recording the, because they got that big jumbotron at yeah because it's dallas at atat stadium.
Speaker 3:Is that what it is?
Speaker 1:yeah, it was dallas is at atat stadium they had the big fucking you know jumbotron.
Speaker 3:He was just zoomed in all that he knew when it was free on netflix it was going to be a fucking. It was just going to be.
Speaker 1:So I didn't watch any. The undercard, which I heard was actually okay, like the women's fight was the women's fight was really good, except for, like, the raw person won?
Speaker 3:evidently yes, so if you watch, if you go back and re-watch what you can on netflix, if you want, it right, but if you go back and re-watch it, which you can on Netflix if you want, to Right. But if you go back and re-watch it, Serrano should have won the.
Speaker 1:Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, because the other girl kept headbutting her, and no joke her coach?
Speaker 1:Did she get a point taken away or something?
Speaker 3:She didn't, she still won, she still won. They called her thing about it, but dude, it busted the fucking girl's eyebrow open, I saw the fucking image of her.
Speaker 1:I busted open Yummy, yum, yum.
Speaker 3:Speaking of yummy. She's giving you dome and fucking flaps and claps.
Speaker 1:Speaking of yummy yum, apparently we all got a really good shot of Mike Tyson's ass during his locker room interview.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when the fucking cameraman plays down man that was fucking ass.
Speaker 1:God damn, how unserious was this fucking fight, man. It was one of the worst fucking. First of all, the production was just Listen, the play-by-play guy, mauro Ranallo, is really good. He did wrestling stuff for a little bit, but like I really hate. First of all, I just can't stand modern fucking combat sports Because, especially boxing, because they do a fight. Then they want to do like an hour-long podcast about whatever's next and it's just like, come on, the pacing was so bad. And it's like, oh, the pacing was so bad. And it's like, oh, my god, come on, let's go. Just like jesus christ, the main event starting at midnight.
Speaker 3:This is just like I can't even I I come from a wrestling dj and dude and I had to go.
Speaker 1:I come from a wrestling background, so it's like pro wrestling, it's just like dude. There's no way. This, the pacing of this, is so horrid, so I was watching it at the wedding.
Speaker 3:Oh really, yeah, which also dude. The wedding was so fucking cool. Okay, so to kind of jump topics a little bit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:So I DJed a wedding on Saturday out at Shorty's auction building. Oh, I don't know 53, that one oh it's like a barn looking thing okay dude like I was kind of interested. I was like, how is this gonna look really nice? They did, they made it look really nice. It was really cool. Very comfortable plugins everywhere, it's great. So anyway, they had casa express catered.
Speaker 1:That's awesome.
Speaker 3:It was fun.
Speaker 1:I love Casa Express, dude so good. It's one of my favorite places to go, Number two.
Speaker 3:I'm going up to the. Well, the bride thought I was going to be there for the, for the, for the wedding itself, and I said, and her dad's like, no, we only hired him for the reception. It it's way later. So I ended up going up to the bride and I said hey, I just want to say congratulations, sorry I wasn't here. I said, but I was only hired from reception because they didn't want to pay. Yeah, so, which I understand, you don't want to pay, that's understandable, but I'm not going to show up to do shit for free, not going to happen.
Speaker 4:So, anyway, Sure.
Speaker 3:Go there and talk to the bride. Like you know what, I'm just really relaxed and cool Dude, we can do whatever and the groom was hilarious, so he first of all. They wanted to do a candy toss. That's what they were planning on doing. And they had the hot dog song from fucking Mickey Mouse Club. That's what.
Speaker 2:I was going to play Hot dog. Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, hot dog, yes, Dee dee.
Speaker 1:Hot dog. I'm doing the dance. I wish we were doing live streaming, because I'm doing it right now. It's fucking awesome. Yes, he is, but anyway I can vouch for that.
Speaker 3:So anyway, he ended up. They're like oh, we forgot to get candy. And then he goes well, we can just give them those. And the bride goes no, we're not giving them those. And I said why? What are those? They flip the bag over. They're little dick candies, dude.
Speaker 1:Oh what the fuck? Why are those even there?
Speaker 3:He was fucking around like giving them to the fucking bridesmaids and girls and shit, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:So he was like, yeah, we can, can give him those. Then it's funnier in hell, dude. Okay. So the dude wears glasses and we're doing the garter removal and I guess I didn't see it. But he put his glasses in her cleavage and went under to get the garter right. Okay, I guess he couldn't see. So he's under there. I'm like, wow, you know, I'm thinking man, he's really using the time up on this song. He's got five minutes. He's using like three, four minutes of it getting under there. I'm like he's really using it, comes back, finally, gets it, comes back out. And I talked to the bride later on. I said, dude, that was funnier than hell she goes. He put his glasses in my cleavage. You couldn't see. I said shiggy should have fucking let me know, man, I would have said something. Said something about like Helen Keller or Stephen Wonder or something.
Speaker 3:He's under there, ray Charles, and they're grabbing that fucking garter right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was Ed Franken in it, man.
Speaker 3:Ed Franken. It was Ed Franken there. You know Deft on the Blind, you know Deft on the.
Speaker 1:Blind. You know the Miracle Worker. Knock some smarts into it. Knock some smarts into it.
Speaker 3:So good, so good. But anyway, um once we were watching the, the mike tyson stuff. Yeah, at the start at eight, we were watching that until we ended up until we left, but the fight was so bad. The internet out there was really good too I was kind of surprised. Yeah, I think they had spectrum, but it still worked really well. So I don't know what they got exactly.
Speaker 1:But that was one of the worst fights I've ever seen and I'm not a big boxing fan, but I can know an entertaining fight.
Speaker 3:I've watched a couple Rocky movies I've watched.
Speaker 1:Listen, I know, rocky. Why are you hitting?
Speaker 2:me. This is supposed to be a fight.
Speaker 4:What did he do Rock.
Speaker 6:I don't know. He's just standing there. Looks like he's about to kiss you. I was like he's about to kiss you fucking jerry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like jerry. I can't do any other voice but jerry.
Speaker 1:Son of a bitch what's he doing I don't know he's biting his glove. I'm not exactly sure why he's doing that. What did I do? What did I do? I'm gonna kick your ass too. What did I do?
Speaker 3:that'd be funny. Should do a tim and jerry with Rocky.
Speaker 1:You do. That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:Like they're just spectators and they're fucking hassling.
Speaker 1:They should be like his cornermen. Oh, that'd be hilarious. He'd be like oh, oh man, he's hitting me really hard. Well, maybe you should have him back.
Speaker 3:That's not good advice. How do you understand that? Like a fucking idiot? Hey don't.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking here. Don't say what do I do, Vic?
Speaker 6:I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3:I'm seeing like three of them. Dude. You know what Cut me, vic. I just realized the other day I've watched Rocky probably close to a dozen to 20 times.
Speaker 1:Okay, the first one. Yeah, okay, just the other day.
Speaker 3:This is so retarded Just the other day this is so retarded Just the other day realized, yeah, he didn't win that fight with Apollo Creed, he just went the distance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the first movie.
Speaker 2:Yes, you didn't know he didn't win the first time. I didn't know he won. No, he didn't, he didn't win.
Speaker 1:He just went the distance, he just went the distance, he just went the distance. He won by split. Yeah, apollo won by split decision.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I found that out the other day. Then he won in the second movie Yep 20 fucking times of watching that goddamn movie Finally.
Speaker 1:Winner by split decision. What do I?
Speaker 2:do for you, Polly? What do I do? What do I do for?
Speaker 5:you, polly, I cook for you, pauly. I cook for you, I clean for you. I owe you nothing.
Speaker 1:Nothing, that was really good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're busted. You know what you sounded like Adam Sandler when he plays that old lady, and fucking remember the Michael Keaton and Chris Farley and the old lady.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he goes. You want some juice, dad? I'm getting no juice.
Speaker 3:You sounded just like him.
Speaker 6:What do you mean?
Speaker 3:I would love to see him and Adrian fucking dude Because I'd like to hear the sounds.
Speaker 6:You can't win, I'm going get a cab.
Speaker 1:You can't get it up Rock.
Speaker 4:What about?
Speaker 6:your eye.
Speaker 2:You gotta keep fighting, pound me like you're pounding me in the freezer.
Speaker 3:Jesus Christ, jesus christ, oh, my fucking one. I love rocky. I do too. I love how it's just funny to do so many times. I fucking didn't realize I was sitting there the other day. I'm like, oh, he didn't win oh he, he didn't win.
Speaker 1:Wow, now I don't like this movie. Now, I don't like this movie, I'm just in um in rocky balboa where he fights uh clubber creed that club, that club cover creed. Yeah, it's clubber lang and clubber kid cover creed, come on creed, come on creed. When he, when he wins, when he beats rocky in the third movie, he's like I love that part so much, dude. There's so many great moments that are not supposed to be great, moments that make me laugh so fucking hard I love it.
Speaker 1:Oh, but in rocky balboa, like there's an alternate ending where he actually beats mason the line dixon oh, does mason dixon beat him?
Speaker 3:yeah, it's the same.
Speaker 1:It's the same ending as the first movie. Oh, split decision. It's a split decision, but there's an alternate ending where rocky actually I'll pull that up oh, does he like beat him, like knock him out, or no?
Speaker 3:no, it's what's by.
Speaker 1:Oh, he wins he rocky wins by split decision over mason d Hold. On, I looked at it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I really liked Rocky Balboa. For the first three minutes of the fight scene they made it look like a real HBO pay-per-view. You showed that to us. Yeah, that was a really nice touch. Yeah, on our Rocky review.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's sealed.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, real quick. Where the fuck was Bruce Buffer at for this? For the fucking does he? Does he not announce anymore? You know what I'm talking about, the let's get ready to rumble guy? Yeah, where the fuck was he at for this? It's one of the one of the biggest fights of the last several years and it's like it was just some other guy. Where's Bruce Buffer at, man? What the fuck.
Speaker 6:I felt robbed ladies and gentlemen, before we go for the scorecards, a round of applause for these two heavyweight warriors. Here is the official scoring. We have a split decision. Adelaide Burns scores it 95-94,. Dixon Tukta Fahazid 95-94,. Balboa and Bill Brands, who was it 95-94, with the winner by split decision. And still Philadelphia runs the field. That's the way.
Speaker 4:That's the way, rocky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rocky wins by split. Decision at the end of the alternate ending. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way. That's the way, that's the way. Decision at the end of this, the alternate ending. I kind of wish they did this ending because, number one, it'd be different than the first movie and it would have taught, based in the light dixon, a little humility. You know, and it's.
Speaker 1:It's just like it's just like you know. It just brings rocky story full circle, in my opinion. But I don't know, maybe people thought it was still, maybe the director thought it was too predictable, maybe I don't know. Either way, I'm not sure, but I just was I just saw the uh heat ledger.
Speaker 3:J Joker looking thing to your right. And then we're talking about him looking like Seal and I thought of Seal going like do you know how I got these scars?
Speaker 1:Do you know how I got these scars?
Speaker 3:I kissed too many roses, or when he's singing and the fucking wolves are going nuts. Dude.
Speaker 1:I was just thinking it Pop star Dude, that's such a good scene.
Speaker 2:Can you tell Seal to stop singing because, uh, the wolves are going.
Speaker 1:Uh no, I think a lot of people thought that that mike tyson, jake paul match was going to be like this, like rocky balboa, but did you see the new?
Speaker 3:oh, by the way, I was going to say did you see the new Jack Black Santa movie. Did I talk to you about that?
Speaker 1:No, I've not seen this.
Speaker 3:It's called Dear Santa. Look up the trailer for Dear Santa. It's almost over the top like I don't know if I want to see it, but he plays Satan because the kid misspells it there it is what the fuck?
Speaker 1:is this All right?
Speaker 2:here it is Every Christmas something magical happens. Dear Santa.
Speaker 5:When a kid sends a letter to Santa. But Liam, to Santa is a crappy speller.
Speaker 2:It's to Satan.
Speaker 6:This looks like fun.
Speaker 4:He, he, he he.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's putrid. Thank you, what do you want? You summoned me.
Speaker 4:Not what I expected. What'd you expect? In the movies, the reindeer usually have the antlers, not you.
Speaker 6:Kid are you?
Speaker 4:high. I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2:You lucked out big time, so I'm way better than Santa.
Speaker 6:Ho ho, frickin' ho. You, my friend, are getting three wishes.
Speaker 4:You mean like a genie?
Speaker 6:They stole that from me. By the way, after you make your wishes, I'm taking your soul.
Speaker 2:What you ain't never had a friend like me.
Speaker 6:Okay, that I may have stolen from Aladdin. Now we're even. I'll show you a few of the things.
Speaker 4:I could do for you. I'll be right back. It's Post Malone, leo.
Speaker 2:Look, I'm worried, saying this is going to trick me into getting my soul.
Speaker 1:I think he's just confused we believe you, stop, stop Yo down here.
Speaker 5:What are you waiting for? Go make a move. Sue me, I'm thirsty.
Speaker 2:I tried everything that kid's incorruptible.
Speaker 1:It's ironic that he goes from fighting Satan to becoming Satan.
Speaker 3:That is hilarious. You know what would be funniest If he was missing one of his teeth.
Speaker 1:That would be funny and a good Easter egg.
Speaker 2:That doesn't sound right. Pardon me, kombucha.
Speaker 6:Watch this.
Speaker 5:Lock.
Speaker 6:No, please Never trust a fart. You just gambled and lost nice to meet you. The pleasure was mine it looks.
Speaker 1:It looks hokey it does look super hokey, but it's going straight straight to paramount, okay I am down to watch it I would definitely give it a watch because, I mean, jack black can make really anything work and this is the kind of role where he he could definitely make work.
Speaker 3:So he just sounds like fucking. Uh, he just sounds like change rock history sounds like koopa or bowser or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everything does now everything. Well, just, it's like chris pratt, or yeah, he just he just said everything and all I hear is fucking mario everywhere I go, and then he's like garfield. I'm like, oh no, that's, that's not garfield nope bill murray. So, dude, they're making a how to trade your dragon live action version oh, it sounds kind of cool.
Speaker 3:It's like a pizza's dragon. They already did it. That's a different Pete's dragon. Fucking that retard, goddamn retard, dude, dude for fucking, e-fucked, e-fucked. Yeah, dude, I haven't been on there forever, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh my god dude.
Speaker 1:E-Fucked dude Okay.
Speaker 3:Not telling you to do it, but I'm not telling you not to efuckcom porn. You wish you never saw. That's what they call it. We can't play it, though can't I don't know when we stream. We can, we could, we could probably play. You know, all you'd hear is the sound of the fucking retard getting pounded. Is that on there? Still? I bet it is dude.
Speaker 1:I kind of am interested oh my god dude, I can't believe, please tell me we're doing this.
Speaker 3:I have not been on this site forever. I love e fucked. Oh my god, you gotta look for what is this search?
Speaker 1:is there. There is a search like retard.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I think it was a re. I think it says retard dude more retarded. Well it's it's gotta be on there. There's no way they got rid of it doubts with the doubts with the sickness. Oh my god, dude, don't kind of, I kind of, is it really retarded like I don't know what, if it's the guys really retarded, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I wonder if it's the guys are retarded. It's got to be like way down here from like years ago. Maybe it's on page three is this it right?
Speaker 3:here, there it is.
Speaker 1:I can't believe I'm gonna play this dude. For those of you who don't know what we're referencing, please mind discretion is advised from here on out, dude, you're, you're listening to us on out.
Speaker 4:Dude, you're listening to us?
Speaker 3:I don't know why I'm getting turned on already.
Speaker 1:I do. I see that over there.
Speaker 3:This is that woman. She's mentally retarded. She's sucking some dude's dingus right now.
Speaker 1:You know, when we go live with streaming, we can't play shit like this. We'll get kicked off everywhere.
Speaker 4:Get to the nitty-gritty.
Speaker 3:There you go, lick the tail I wonder if you had to take your diaper off first oh, that's so gross.
Speaker 1:Where's the one where she's like? Or is that from the beginning? Look at those Little eyes, man.
Speaker 5:I can't, oh my god, I can't anymore, man, with this dude.
Speaker 3:Dude, it should show him Coming on her face. That'd be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:Was there a pop shot At the end of this?
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 4:She sounds like she's possessed fucking hilarious. Was there a?
Speaker 3:pop shot at the end of this. I don't know. He sounds like he's possessed. It's like Lil'.
Speaker 1:Nicky or something. Yeah, so for those of you who need context, if you hear this going now, you know, and knowing's half the battle, GI Joe.
Speaker 3:Alright, dude, how to train your dragon life.
Speaker 1:So we're gonna go from that to how to train your dragon well, technically, he was training his dragon to fuck a retard. Yeah yeah, so they're making a live action how to trade your if you're retarded and listening, you're welcome truth be told, I've never seen the anime.
Speaker 3:There was no protection, used helmet or condom in the making of that movie, protection used helmet or condom in the making of that movie so, so we're, we're making live action versions of like it's like the game of thrones for kids, yeah it is Atreyu. Oh, they made him look like the fucking dragons from the fucking cartoon. They didn't make him look like real dragons, Not if they were real. Touch his wiener dude. That's how you do it.
Speaker 1:Fucking puss. I mean, is this a movie that needed to be made Like? Why?
Speaker 3:Because Disney's sucking up all the fucking live action.
Speaker 1:Is this a Disney movie? No, it is not.
Speaker 3:I'll say it's DreamWorks. I think it's cool. It's one of the most popular. You know what I see next? Hotel Transylvania. Make a live action Hotel Transylvania. I wonder if they're going to use Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1:Listen, man. If you're not using Jim Henson's creature shop, you might as well forget about it, dude.
Speaker 3:that would be awesome. What like a fucking Happy Time?
Speaker 1:Murders style shit, yeah, or TMNT, by the way, I like that shit too.
Speaker 3:Happy Time Murders. Have you watched?
Speaker 1:that, uh-uh, what's that?
Speaker 3:Look up the fucking trailer to Happy Time Murders. Oh my God, it's an all puppet movie.
Speaker 1:Happy Time Murders.
Speaker 3:Muppet movie yeah, happy Time. Murders Is that what it's called? Yeah, murders is that what it's called? Yeah, and he's. I mean it does have melissa mccarthy, but dude, it's. This is. This is a real movie it is a real fucking movie, dude. Yeah, I've never heard of this I love singing and dancing.
Speaker 1:Hi folks, what the fuck.
Speaker 3:For 50 cents, I'll suck your dick.
Speaker 2:What Well, it's a great price. It almost makes me wish I had a dick for you to suck. Oh, I'll take that as a yes.
Speaker 1:You two are the most decorated officers in this department. What do you say?
Speaker 2:Looks like a robbery gone wrong to me this wasn't a robbery, this was a hit. Welcome Someone out there is killing puppets.
Speaker 5:Hey, handsome what, looking for some rotten cotton? I'm a woman.
Speaker 4:That's okay.
Speaker 2:We're going to catch the bastards who did these murders, because bodies are gonna start piling up. You're one of the best damn cops I've ever seen. I'll have your badge for this. I'm in the fucking fbi. Oh yeah, what's that?
Speaker 3:stand for fucking big idiot an r-rated muppets movie basically basically, this is amazing.
Speaker 1:Why have I not heard of this? If it gets crazy.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna go crazy as shit.
Speaker 4:God, are you all right? I ruptured my hymen.
Speaker 1:Oh, jesus Christ, Pure ecstasy.
Speaker 2:I'm not doing this.
Speaker 6:Do it oh sorry about your dead human friend phillips. That is good shit. Well, fuck me maybe is phil in.
Speaker 5:He's servicing a client.
Speaker 6:Is that what I think it is? What the fuck.
Speaker 4:Is that silly?
Speaker 6:string, what, what they just he's still going.
Speaker 2:He's still going. What is this?
Speaker 1:movie. Why the fuck haven't I heard about this movie? That's one of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 3:I can't believe dude I can't believe you've never heard.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna find this movie and watch it, either tomorrow or whatever. Dude, of course, they just gave away the funniest fucking part of the movie right there, though, in that trailer.
Speaker 3:No, I don't know. There's a whole bunch of funny shit. Is there more stuff?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, dude. An R-rated Muppets movie Like that is genius. That is I love the Muppets.
Speaker 3:It's like cool world where, like yeah, where the Muppets live with humans?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they interact together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, dude, that was that just blew my mind. We're going to take a break because I need to collect myself between retards Fucking it. See, muppets blow their loads. Man, I gotta, I gotta, collect my thoughts. So, that's a lot to take in. It's a lot to take in, man, for the last six minutes. So, oh my god. So we're gonna be right back in. We need to wash, wash those images out of my brain. So you're gonna listen to this and maybe you will too we see you real soon we'll be back great scott whoa, this is heavy doc.
Speaker 1:Great Scott Whoa, this is heavy, Doc.
Speaker 3:Go on in and take a shower, Marty.
Speaker 2:Shower with Dove. It keeps me clean. After a good night's sleep I want to keep it clean. Change a man into a little dove. I like to give it a little push and shove, rub my little weenie leather and cream Stronger and harder. It's my wet dream. Need to shower, make a wrong night. I can't wait to make love tonight. Don't need money, don't need fame, just need a salad bar to ride this train. Salad bar. It's strong and sudden. This is cruel sometimes, but it just might wash your wife. I need to shower with Dove. I need to shower with Dove.
Speaker 2:You know that smooth stuff. First time you feel it it might make you sad, but then, when your woman smells, she'll make you glad. But you'll be glad, baby, when you've found you'll give that beef a nice go-round. Don't take money, so don't be lame. Pull out your credit card, don't be fucking shamed. Grab it all and squeeze it in your hand. Now you'll just understand. They say that all this stuff is fair. Don't get it in your hair, but you know just what to do when it goes all over. You Get it lathered in from above. Man, I like to shower with Dove. Oh, yeah, shower with Dove. Can I feel it? Yeah, yeah, can I feel it? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Marty, are you done in there?
Speaker 2:I need to take a shit oh yeah, just a minute, doc Great Scott, just a minute, doc.
Speaker 3:Great Scott. I'm about to take a 1.21 gig of shit.
Speaker 2:Don't take money, so don't feel shame. Don't need a credit card To buy this fame. Tougher than diamonds, stronger than steel. Your skin will be Softer and you'll feel, feel the shower. And the shower with the kind of shower, yeah, shower with the Kind of shower With the. Yeah. Shower with Dove. Gotta shower with Dove. You broke bastards. You gotta shower with Dove. Not that he quaint shit. Gotta shower with Dove.
Speaker 6:Gotta shower with Dove.
Speaker 3:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. It's Everyday with Jon and J. Baby, listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole. Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out. Hey, what's up? Everybody Welcome back. Welcome back, I hope you guys brought all your dove shit to fucking use.
Speaker 3:I'm still not over Interesting, so we're gonna move directions here we're gonna do our weekly call, and this week we're gonna call one of our number one fans and one of the biggest fans and biggest supporters, cadence Campbell, which we used to announce on the podcast. She is awesome, so we're going to do a little interview with her. So we're going to give her a call real quick. Hello, hey, cadence, how are you doing good, how are you not too bad? Uh, we got you on the podcast. John's here too, hi, hello, okay. So, um, hey, you know what? I'm going to jump right in. I would like, I wonder why do you like our show? Why are you such a big fan? I want to know that yeah.
Speaker 1:I need my ego stroked here.
Speaker 5:Y'all are just goofy Like I don't like listening to podcasts but I can listen to y'all like all day long.
Speaker 3:That's awesome. Well, we appreciate it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and I didn't know y'all had a podcast until one day my mom was telling me about y'all and I was like I have to look into that and I started listening to y'all and just fell in love with y'all's podcast.
Speaker 3:Well, that's awesome. So what's your favorite part of our podcast? Um, well, that's awesome.
Speaker 5:So what's your favorite part of our podcast? Um, I would say that's tough.
Speaker 3:Did I put you on the spot?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you put him on the spot. I don't know. I like it all. Good answer.
Speaker 2:Good answer, good answer Good answer Good answer Good answer, good answer.
Speaker 1:Survey says bing number one answer Give it up.
Speaker 3:So obviously you just recently were baptized, is that correct? You said, what you were recently baptized, I was. How was that?
Speaker 5:It was very emotional and it went really good. I was nervous for nothing. I went to church and after every service they called people up to get baptized. And I walked up there constantly, not nervous, and then we did this whole um like prayer thing, yeah, and then we went to this back room and they were talking to us about scriptures, about being baptized, and then we went to the locker room Like boys separated from us girls?
Speaker 3:Yeah, of course we got ready.
Speaker 5:And then we went out to get baptized and it was really emotional.
Speaker 3:I can only imagine I got a question for you. Do they baptize everybody in the same water right there? Yes, okay. Do you ever worry about somebody else peeing in there before you get in?
Speaker 5:I was the first one. Oh, thank goodness.
Speaker 3:I would have taken a crap in there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was the first one, so.
Speaker 3:I didn't worry about that. Oh, so you could have just soiled the water and left it for everybody else. A little offering, if you will.
Speaker 1:I heard they turn the water blue though in those things.
Speaker 4:Do they?
Speaker 3:That'd be hilarious, dude, but no, that's really cool, congratulations. So what do you think about the new format? I know that you and your mom were kind of asking, uh, like, hey, um, what's up, you know like, what made you guys do it? So what do you think about it?
Speaker 5:um, we love it that's awesome, yeah well, I don't know about her, but I've always wanted to be on the podcast because I thought it would be cool to be on the podcast with you guys, and so, like I've been waiting for this, moment.
Speaker 1:So when you said she's jazzed up, yes, like Jojo, the circus Indian boy with a brand new pet.
Speaker 3:That's awesome. Well, we're glad to have you on. Thank you for being one of our biggest supporters. We really appreciate it. Um, so well, I'm going to, uh, I'm going to bid you adieu for the night. Um, do you have anything else you'd like to say? Put you on the spot again.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much thank you thank you, cadence, for being one of our biggest fans. Like I said, when we get the new shirts done, I already told kate uh, cadence, and I told um her mom, I'm going to be buying them their shirts, their first new shirt.
Speaker 4:What?
Speaker 3:about? What about my shirt? You gotta get your own. God. What the fuck man you made it dude, it's on you oh yeah, it goes to you.
Speaker 1:I'm not paying you to pay yourself. Oh yeah, I make them.
Speaker 3:So yeah, but yeah, we'll definitely get those done and then I'll let you know when I'm sending them your way. All righty, all right, cadence. Well, you have a wonderful night, dear, and thank you for having me. We'll call again. We'll definitely call again, and then maybe, when we do a live one, maybe we'll uh, maybe we'll have some guests be like guest people on and stuff, so maybe we can discuss that as well. All right, sounds good. All right, well, I'll talk to you later. You have a phone conversation when she doesn't fucking hang up on me, fucking bitch.
Speaker 1:Just kidding. I love you babe. I was worried about you when you went home last week. I wonder if Jay got hit with a hammer.
Speaker 3:Dude, she was laying on the couch.
Speaker 1:Watching TikTok Exactly what you said she was gonna do. I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3:Tiktok's the scourge of the earth man. But no, uh, cadence is one of our biggest supporters. I know that. Um, we also got um a message today which I'm gonna read from another one of our uh well, our co-podcasts and another big supporter of ours, uh, mr a tony, a boot he just said this he goes, um, he goes.
Speaker 3:Hey brother, just listened to the new podcast and wanted to let you guys know I love the new format. You guys went with the flow of the podcast and youtube's back and forth is a lot more natural now that there isn't a main topic to keep remembering I agree To go back to the podcast feels more like I'm hanging out with U2 and just shooting the shit which I love.
Speaker 3:Hope you guys stick with this format going forward. If you ever want me on the third mic again, just let me know, brother, which we would definitely do.
Speaker 1:I think when we go streaming, I think we're going have him, we'll bring him like first episode.
Speaker 3:I feel what you guys are doing now would be way more fun, especially since we're all around the same age and have the same sense of humor anyways, didn't know if you wanted the feedback or not, but I love the new direction you guys went, so I told him thank you, thank you yes, just say thank you, thank you thank you. Uh, we'd love to have you back on soon for sure. Definitely really appreciate the feedback. Any feedback is welcomed, so just amazing, so Wait.
Speaker 2:Wait, won't you tell me no, I mean it, I love you. No, you don't. No, you don't, I love you.
Speaker 3:Right here, thank you. No, you don't Right here. I love that dance, dude. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think when we go streaming, because we could do like call, we could have people like use their phones and call. In the way I think I'm going to have it set up so we could just have him just fucking call it with his phone. So, yeah, so we don't have to fuck around with like another camera or anything like that. They can, he just use his fucking phone.
Speaker 3:So you know it'd be awesome is if we did like a video, like a video feed, because he's got a computer with a camera and we just had a live feed like on on your screen or whatever we were talking to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, he could use zoom, he could. He could probably just use that too, if he wanted to that would be fucking awesome. Have a zoom call because all you'd have to do is, like I think it goes through the app and then all he has to do is just we can do the internship where we're like um, there's a, there's a blender.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're in the bottom of the blender, bottom of the blender. Those things don't last long, those things don't last long no they'll last for like a couple hours. Now we're changing lines what, what, what, what, what.
Speaker 1:What? What would you rather have? The MIT or the two outside-the-box thinkers who made a think piece about getting stuck in a blender? So, get stuck in a blender.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, it's, it's, yeah, I can't wait to go stream because I got a lot of cool ideas for that.
Speaker 1:So well, I got another cool idea. I love cool ideas. Oh, what we got, but what I?
Speaker 3:need from you.
Speaker 1:My good man, okay, is a tasty sexy oh god, yes, god, yes, oh, my god, I'm hard right now this is what I fucking love it, dude hold on. Actually, I need to. I need to add one more word to the beginning of this to make it worthwhile. Yeah, all right, this is my favorite time of day welcome to another episode of jay's sexcapades.
Speaker 3:The difference is this isn't uh, this isn't. You know this is true, not Not just my made up stuff. So oh boy yeah. So anyway, I might be the second one bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 3:Hey, oh boy, this is the same one we used last week or a couple weeks ago. Remember it picked up.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, god damn.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's sexy, All right.
Speaker 6:I'll just turn it off.
Speaker 3:Can we get a different song? Let's get a different song on here too, dude. Okay, Because we already used this one dude a couple of weeks ago. Oh, there we go, Okay. So anyway, this happened very recently. As in last night I made chicken noodle casserole, oh God, yes you know, with the extra crumbly ripple chips on top, with the shredded four cheddar cheese blend Shredded cheese. Goddamn Mixed in and melted perfectly at 350 degrees for 15 minutes and a little bit of bread and butter.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, oh my god so after we got done eating, supper me, her and her mom.
Speaker 1:Yes, you are a god. Oh sorry, no, her mom went home, oh damn.
Speaker 3:No, nookie with the mommy, sorry, go ahead. No two pieces of bread and butter, just one, one perfectly good slice.
Speaker 1:So anyway, I was like so you said you wanted to suck my dick tonight, right, she's like, I like how you changed your voice, so you want to suck my dick or what she's like yeah, but you got to shower.
Speaker 3:So I ended up going upstairs and taking a shower, came down and we're sitting on the couch and she's playing brick breakers and I look the time and I'm like it is 11, 40, fucking five. We need to get this thing going. I gotta go to bed by midnight. I said so, are you ready? She's like yeah, I was waiting on you. I'm like all right. So I pull my little shirts down and she hops on down on the floor where she usually goes, starts going to town on the old knoberella and, uh, she starts using her hand in some amazing ways. Yeah, dude, she was doing that spinny twist thing with her, yeah, yeah, she's sucking the head of it.
Speaker 3:And then she started grabbing my balls and her finger was right by my b-hole yes I was all about it nice but no joke, I told her. I said hey, when I get close, are you just gonna, can you just jerk it and let me come in your mouth? And she goes yeah, I can do that. So I fucking. We're going along and she's twisting and turning, doing a whole bunch of fucking awesome shit. All of a sudden, a fucking blast.
Speaker 2:I'm like, here it comes. I'm going to shoot.
Speaker 3:I'm going to shoot, I'm gonna shoot and I fucking cum all over her fucking mouth. Oh my god, it was amazing, so good.
Speaker 4:I love you. Why am I dripping?
Speaker 6:with goo. Yeah god, it was so good.
Speaker 4:Why am I dripping with goo?
Speaker 3:Yeah, God, it was so good Telling you what she's always bringing out them special tricks. She's like when you used to have prizes in the bottom of a cereal box every week.
Speaker 1:Like those wall climbers. Remember those things Dude Out of cereal. Those things used to scare me as a kid because they look like spiders or something. And you, just those, you put the wall bangers, not the ones you use, but I'm talking like the.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, not my wall, not your wall, bangers. Good, that was awesome, dude way to go that's a good joke.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I wrote it. I waited all week to use it, so no, so yeah, they crawl down the fucking wall remember that dude?
Speaker 3:yeah, but they'd always get dirty, they get dirty then they stop being, you know, they stop working. I remember getting those. I remember getting like. I always got. I always picked up. That's all that mattered, man, when you picked out a box of cereal. I know we're going back in the day, but when you picked out a box of cereal. You looked for the best toy. That cereal could be the shittiest goddamn cereal. It didn't matter it could be fucking smacks and you're like ugh, I hate sugar smacks.
Speaker 3:See, but you know, what If that motherfucker had a badass toy in it? You would swallow your pride.
Speaker 4:Just like my wife did last time Woo.
Speaker 1:My parents were cheap, though they never went for the toy thing. Okay, let me ask you, there's always millville, yes, yeah it was.
Speaker 3:It was the aldi bridge with the fucking boy and girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah uh, with the weird dots on the noses yeah uh, fruit rounds, is that what they were called? Or what was fruit loops, those fruit rounds?
Speaker 3:I think every other place had fruit around fruit right yeah walmart had fruit rounds fucking kro, fucking Kroger Fruit Rounds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so okay, let me ask you this have you ever taken the proof of purchases? Because sometimes they'll have the thing on the box with five proof of purchases. You mail it in and then you get like a prize. Yeah, have you ever done that before?
Speaker 3:I did it with Little Debbie's a lot Okay before. I did it with little debbie's a lot okay because they used to have those little debbie trucks and shit you get okay, yeah, yeah, I did it with.
Speaker 1:I can't believe it. I can't believe people actually did that. I did it. I'm just too lazy I'd have to buy. I have to save it, clip it and mail it. My mom was a coupon clipping machine, really okay, oh, dude, I think, I think every mom had that fucking like my mom, this binder dude full of fucking coupons, man, and it was like it weighed a metric ton, if I remember it's like a brick.
Speaker 3:It was a brick.
Speaker 2:You want some dunkaroos. I got a dollar off a six pack.
Speaker 3:Go ahead and grab some dunkaroos I love dunkaroos, man.
Speaker 2:They're delicious, but the only way I got them that's the same.
Speaker 3:Go grab those. Uh, or might a fucking fish stick see those? No, not that one. Grab the six pack. I got a 20 cents off of that that's how like we used to survive man. That's how do coupons were the shiz you don't and then sometimes you would get the, the what is it? The uh, double coupon day, or whatever they don't do that shit.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, because people found loopholes in the system and you ever saw, like the Clipper people or the what do they used to call those Extreme coupons, extreme couponers, extreme couponers. Man, they would have like they'd use all they have, a ton of these coupons. They would buy like $1, dollars worth of groceries for like 10 bucks and they do it on triple days or double days. And then they were like they'd have like 200, 250, 300 coupons that they'd have to scan every single one. They'd have four carts full of shit. Grocery stores have substantially cut down on that no, it's all.
Speaker 1:Digital, it's all digitalized now, yep, yep. They don't like they, a lot of them won't even accept manufacturer coup. They don't like they had a lot of awarding except manufacturer coupons. I don't think anymore. It has to be all through them.
Speaker 3:When you go to, when you go to a conveyor cash register. Okay, Do you ever like when things are scanning like? Announce the like three, three.
Speaker 1:yes, Like I do that.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, I thought I was the only one that did that.
Speaker 4:Oh, three, three. Yes, I knew that. All the fucking time I thought I was the only one that did that. 3.39. 2.29.
Speaker 1:2.29. 2.19.
Speaker 3:Remember Kroger used to do that All their fucking scanners used to do that when you'd scan it, they'd scan it over 1.19.
Speaker 1:2.29. 2.29. Of course you'd have 10 registers all doing it at the same time, 4.29. It 10 registers all doing it at the same time. Four it sounded like a. It's an auction here. It auctioned. It was a robotic voice. Yes, yes, dude, I still, I do. I do that all the time. Carrie's like what are you, what are you doing? I'm like don't you remember Kroger? She's like oh, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember that. But two 459. You know. What I do also is Sarah pays for her shit and then I pay for mine. What I do, I'll try to throw shit onto hers. The other night it was like fucking bluey stickers that were sitting on the thing. I was like I'll throw those on. She goes, I'm not buying those. I said, yeah, you are babe buy them for me.
Speaker 2:Oh, bluey big go and bluey she goes. I'm not buying those. I said yeah, you are, babe Buy them for me.
Speaker 3:Oh, bluey, big, go at Bluey. I was not interested If she would have bought them. I would be like, no, don't buy those, I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 1:My grandpa used to buy stickers for us. All the time, fond memory.
Speaker 3:My dad used to give me stickers.
Speaker 1:Oh, those are called stickies. Those are called stickies, those are called stickies.
Speaker 4:Yeah oh, my butt cheek was sticky to the other butt cheek, oh man see when I get a steam deck, this will be a lot easier when I get a steam deck.
Speaker 1:I'll just have that on cue, so I don't have to fucking do this or a stream deck, it just steam deck I was like a stream handheld street no, not the stream deck. So I could have that cute. I could have a soundboard queued up with all the fucking shit. So I could have that queued up. So I'd have to sit there going to youtube and trying to time it up like a fucking neanderth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, it's um so um. John hi went to tso. Oh yeah that's yep.
Speaker 1:That's the second thing I kind of wanted to touch on today you were front row, almost third row it was how much was that 115 bucks
Speaker 3:a ticket. Yeah, yeah, it was. Yeah it was, parking was better than last time dude, I wanted to bring this up too.
Speaker 1:So remember last year me and jay went last year together and remember how we were stuck in traffic getting into the garage for like an hour because traffic was so backed up.
Speaker 1:It was horrible yeah I went an hour sooner and I had no problem getting it got Got right in, got right into Toledo downtown, so the show started at 3 pm and the show was in downtown Toledo at the Huntington Center, and there's a garage, the Port Lawrence garage, that has like a bridge attached to the arena. If people don't know this. I like to park there because it's just very easy to go from the garage to the arena so I don't have to like stand outside like an idiot because it's cold. So last year, as I said, we got stuck in traffic. It was bad for like an hour. We almost missed the beginning of the show because we we got into town and it was just like oh, oh, my God, traffic was both directs coming from both directions because people were trying to converge both ways.
Speaker 5:There was no police.
Speaker 1:There was like and I'll tell you this too I decided to I go. Ok, carrie, we're going to do this, we're going to go an hour sooner. So we went to, we left like early, like like 10, 30 in the morning, and we we went, got some lunch oh yeah, speed trap, dude, we went, we would, we did that at night, and that was so good, oh, after you got done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love the speed we went to go get lunch, we went to um red robin.
Speaker 1:I don't like it, dude. Where the fuck is that? In toledo it's in rossford, it's uh parisburg, rossford, whatever yeah, that's where I've been.
Speaker 3:That's where I went to dj.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's uh the 100 year old lady. We went to red. Yeah, we went to red robin, and for the price? I don't. I think it's a very overrated place. I'm not, I'm not impressed never been there. Uh, it's okay. It's okay. I'm not saying it ain't bad, but for it's just like I don't know. 40 bucks for two burgers and fries. Get the fuck out of here, so anyway.
Speaker 4:So much it was yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it was expensive.
Speaker 1:It was good, but it wasn't great. It's just a chain restaurant.
Speaker 2:Should have packed a lunch. Should have packed a lunch.
Speaker 3:You should have packed a lunch dear and then just take it on up there, take it all up there you could have had a bologna sandwich with mustard and ketchup just a little bag of your doritos that actually sounds really good right now, fucking awesome dude.
Speaker 1:So I'll fucking smash a bologna, so so basically we got. So the show's at three. Doors opened at two. We got into the garage at like a little after 1 pm and there was no one around.
Speaker 3:We got right into the garage so you guys fucked in the garage, we pretty much did actually.
Speaker 1:I watched the ohio state game in the garage for a little while oh, sitting in your car, yeah, sitting in my car, yeah yeah, we just, we just chilled in the car for a little bit till about quarter till.
Speaker 1:So at about quarter till we went and we stood in line on the, in the, in the um, on the bridge, to get it to the arena. I say dude, about the same time that we got in the town last year around, uh, ted, after two do traffic, far as the eye can see it's, it was backed up way back come and then both directions were supposed to choose a space problem. Yeah, I did, it was. I got it right by like the, the bridge, and then it was right by the exit. I was getting out. It took a little, it was, it was actually it was. It was about like last year. You know, it's like you know, obviously people are trying to like fight that fucking challenger.
Speaker 3:That challenger would not be over it. And all they took no, because I was like this little chevy cruze gonna push you off my wife. Don't give a shit. As long as it runs, I'll rub you?
Speaker 1:uh, yeah, it was. I didn't have any challenge. I didn't get challenged like that with anybody. It was actually pretty smooth getting out. It took a little bit. It took about 20 minutes or so, they kind of, because we didn't move for a good 15 minutes. But once like the traffic kind of like caught up to itself Because I was on the third level. So once we got like the traffic kind of caught up to itself, then we were constantly moving. It was slow but we moved. Then we got out of there but they closed. Here's where I got tripped up though. So they closed part of like Jefferson Avenue. So to get back on the I-280, they closed it.
Speaker 1:I couldn't go that direction. I'm like uh-oh. So I had to go like around, stay around like 51 where you go to the hospital, like to Toledo, st Vincent. I had to go back around that way. I was like, oh shit, I don't know where I'm at at first. Then I figured it out, but other than that I was like you know what I'm going to, what I'm gonna learn from last year, I'm gonna go an hour sooner and it worked out because, I swear to god, 215 traffic backed up way back, because I could see from the police.
Speaker 3:We know now yeah, so maybe I'll get so yeah, if we go next year.
Speaker 1:Man, we need to leave like a little like probably an hour sooner than what we did and we just chilled in the in the bridge, uh, because it's covered and it's you know it's just right by the door, and just you just go right in the bridge, uh, because it's covered and it's you know it's just right by the door, and just you just go right into the arena, you know like like last year.
Speaker 1:So it was cool, I don't know. But the show itself, let me get so. The show itself was where they did a show like a different one.
Speaker 3:They did the um yeah, they have a couple of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they had a couple. They did ghosts of christmas eve last year I think. This year they did the lost christmas they did just ghost they just did ghost, they didn't go.
Speaker 3:Played on chain melody over two seconds oh, my dreams you're darling.
Speaker 1:I was like this ain't christmas. What the fuck is this long? Before your touch no, they, uh, they did the, don't you say I'm not a fake, don't you see?
Speaker 3:the black guy comes out with a whoopee, whoopee goldberg fucking hair on, oh my god, but uh, they did the lost christmas eve girl, really you in danger girl, you a danger girl million dollars. I'm sorry I love that movie, dude, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1:I love, I love ghosts I always, I always think a family guy when it's like, yeah, it's like the time I took a high school job and it's like he's a ghost buster and he's like it's ghost, it's like it's like that'll be 1500. He like, zaps him into the thing I like dude.
Speaker 1:Dude. I love the meme if you use I think you've shared it to me before where it's ray behind patrick swayze with the fucking proton pack about to shoot him like because he's right behind him. You ever see that picture I think I have I think you, I think you said it to me before I swear to god uh ray's hands, uh patrick's pat. Yeah, patrick swayze, ray Stantz.
Speaker 3:Patrick Swayze yeah.
Speaker 1:Patrick Swayze. Yeah, this one right here, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have, I remember that.
Speaker 1:It's the scene where they're about to fight Gozer, but they superimposed it. He's about to blast him with the fucking proton pack. Dude, what's the one?
Speaker 3:down there dude. Oh, is that Leo.
Speaker 4:DiCaprio, it's Leo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3:They put Leo DiCaprio's face on it. But yeah, nah, dude, but yeah.
Speaker 1:The show was really good. I mean TSO, they always bring it. It was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:God, that Christmas cannon dude. I fucking love that. But I did not end up going to TSO. I ended up working Saturday for the first part. Luckily, ohio State came out with a win, which was awesome. Michigan's got to go against Northwestern this weekend, which is good luck.
Speaker 1:We got a big top five matchup with Indiana, which I never thought those words would ever come out of my mouth.
Speaker 3:They're actually a contender. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I'm not impressed. We'll see Saturday, but I don't think they're that good. They're okay. Somebody's been drinking some heroin. Oh man, it's Indiana. Come on, man.
Speaker 3:Whatever. Oh man, it's indiana. Come on, man, but um, whatever, but anyway, I um. After that, my, my wife had to work, so me, my brother, and, uh, me, my daughter and my brother and his whole family went and saw a local wrestling show that's out here at venue 18 I love a good indie wrestling show dude it is so.
Speaker 1:It was so fun I gotta go to one of these man um, I'm gonna buy a table to the next one I'll go. I'll definitely go to the next one, for sure, dude went there.
Speaker 3:Drinks were crazy cheap, crazy dude. I bought rum and cokes for four bucks. Holy shit, four dollars, dude, damn dude. If you wanted to up it to the good rum, because that's well, it's $5. Okay, oh, you mean I can get the Malibu or the not Seagram's, but what's the fucking other one, I don't know? Alcohol.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:The other rum, the high-end rum, for $1? Yeah, throw it in there. So, dude, no joke, I was two-fisted fucking.
Speaker 1:But anyway, we went there, um, by the way, and it was, uh, dude, they had fruity drinks too. They were really good pineapple upside down cake.
Speaker 3:I do like a good fruity drink, fucking delicious, because I'm a woman, so oh dude, when it comes to drinking. So why? So I went? Uh, so you know we, I bought a, bought a table. You know, I spent a hundred dollars and got a table. They gave me a good deal on it and, um, I think we only had one seat that didn't have a ticket like we had okay yeah, which was nice.
Speaker 3:So we're sitting at this table and, dude, we were the kings of the. I loved it. It was awesome we got. I saw a lot of people from Level Up King of the castle.
Speaker 1:King of the castle. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, I got a chair. King of the castle.
Speaker 3:But the ring announcer came out and he's like hey, I'd just like to thank our sponsor Level Up. Thank you for being here, guys, all the men and women, and I'm the only one, but everybody else is so stupid and then Saw a lot of people from Level Up.
Speaker 1:I would have stood up and took a bow. That's what I would have done.
Speaker 2:Psycho, psycho very much.
Speaker 3:So we no Joke was a blast. A lot of good wrestlers. There were some times where it was like we could definitely tell that he's not playing it very well um, I mean with local things, man, the the talent level there's gonna be a drop off but my favorite was um, and I'm gonna play kind of we're gonna circle back to rocky here his name is thunder kiss
Speaker 4:that's me drunk His name is Thunderciss.
Speaker 3:That's me drunk, but he won, which was awesome. He looks like Thunder Lips from fucking Rocky.
Speaker 1:Here's where he's fighting the dude Dude. He even does the big boot.
Speaker 3:Watch this dude. Gotta do the leg drop. He is you. Better watch him. Watch him. Go at it, dude. Watch him Dude. This dude is legit. He'll face us too, right here.
Speaker 1:What's this theme music?
Speaker 3:Dude, I was so disappointed he didn't come out to a real American. I mean, at this point you might as well I did when I posted it on Facebook. I put it real American, it's the timu hawk cogan man. You know what he funny, you said rocky, he comes out to eye of the tiger okay, because I I assume he's trying, he's going for the thunder lips kind of gimmick.
Speaker 1:But he's hawk cogan, but it's thunder lips.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, steve told me he goes. Dude, this guy acts just like hawk cogan. Dude, I love this and you know, I like this. I'm like whatever, I don't give a shit comes out and the dude's so cool, so funny and like everybody fucking loves him because he fucking looks like hulk hogan. He's like we. I think we, we yelled at him. It's hulk hogan if you order him from wish and and uh, fucking. Even the dude inside the ring. One of his opponents was like yeah, don't fucking over here, fucking cheering for this hulk, this wish hulk hogan over here. Shit like that dude. Who's funnier now? Dude?
Speaker 1:uh, local shows are the best the biggest issue I had with.
Speaker 3:Okay, so it's called velocity one pro wrestling, uh-huh um the. The one issue I had was when they, when they played the entrance songs, they weren't. They weren't very loud and like those should be the loudest part that's.
Speaker 1:That's definitely a huge thing. That's like part of the pageantry of wrestling that bothered me that I could see why it bothered you. It bothered me too, if I were there um they're a fucking concert venue or they they do like fucking. Yeah, you try to tell me they don't have a good sound system were they using a house sound? System or they use their their own thing. No, they had their own, I think.
Speaker 3:I think it's part of the thing, but they still had like two 15-inch Harbingers like right beside the arena. Also, the lights stayed fully lit the whole time.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they can't control them, but they had lights on the entrance and you couldn't see them because the lights were all on, so like it would be nice if you could dim some of those lights so you can fucking see them and just keep the ring lit. Yeah, you know, um, another thing was uh, what was really cool also is that the dude that was djing it is actually one of my buddies oh, okay it was dj biscuit from uh derrick rose dj biscuit dj.
Speaker 1:He's amazing lip biscuit.
Speaker 3:He's one of my, he's one of my local idols. Like dude, he's just hands down one of the best DJs in the area, if not the best DJ in the area. Dude, he's very sought after. He DJs at the Viaduct all the time for Meat Market Mondays. Just kidding Meat Market, I'm just kidding dude. I do want to go there and get some food sometime. I never did Viaduct, well, I do want to go there and get some food sometime.
Speaker 1:I never, never. I've got it a few times. It's actually pretty good, stop it. I, I think I ordered that. No, I, what was the? The treats? Remember treats, that delivery service in town? Yeah, I got it through them once fired through the viaduct I need, I want to go there, just it was pretty it was pretty decent.
Speaker 3:It was good it took forever, but I think we should go there and just do it and then talk about it on the podcast. Yeah sure, um, it's a good idea too. Also, I get to go see creed friday oh, I can't wait to fucking hear about that, and then, right after that, guess what I'm doing driving down to up to wooster, wooster, driving down to wooster and staying in a hotel, because the next day I got a wedding. I, I got a wedding in Worcester.
Speaker 1:Damn dude, You're going to be busy.
Speaker 3:We're going to go up and I'm sitting here like God man, I got to drive my truck up there. I don't really want to do that to the fucking concert. Leave it up there while I'm at the concert.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to be, so we're going to be taking, we're going go to the rta. Use that. It's good, I do. I love the rta, but we're out of time, so do you have any departing words before we?
Speaker 3:uh, leave you, leave everybody today I hope I didn't leave you in my own prison anyway. Um, that was my creed I loved it.
Speaker 1:Thank you, bro. My dick twitched when he did that. Dude, scott stab my ears out. Scott stab my ears out, so I get to see.
Speaker 3:Creed and Three.
Speaker 1:Doors Down. I can't wait to hear that it's called Mammoth MVH and also before we go, dude, we got to do one thing.
Speaker 3:What's that? I know we're kind of prolonging the inevitable on our podcast today, but Tony wanted us to check out this other band, Okay. So he said it's like synthwave metal.
Speaker 1:You already got my attention, okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, did you guys find this? A band that I found Dreamwake. Have you ever heard of them? Okay, did you guys find this Dreamwake? Have you ever heard of him? Dreamwake, and the song's called Memories Starts with a saxophone. So this goes out to Tony Buccione. I like the video so far.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Dude that's legit.
Speaker 1:That's kind of what you were talking about a little bit. Yeah, well, we should do for our stuff, sort of.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:Very metalcore-y, metalcore-ish, a little djenty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I'll get you. Yeah, Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:I like they're in a video store.
Speaker 3:Looks like ow.
Speaker 1:It does, Holy shit. It does a little bit.
Speaker 3:I like the kind of emo-ish voice. That's badass. You know what he looks like. He looks like Color Me Bad or Informer dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah Snow, he looks like Snow.
Speaker 4:Snow.
Speaker 1:Got to be a good breakdown part very post hardcore.
Speaker 3:I like this shit and I can't try to feel the warm glow. You're turning my dreams into memories and I'm never looking back. Dude that's legit dude, tony good, call that saxophone, I love outside the box, they get all metal songs. Oh, dude, it's perfect for 80s dude it is.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're building up the song here. Oh, I love that Screaming over singing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love that. I am alive Into despair. The shadow writhes Meets all my soul. Be your dream. I can't bear no witness. My brother is Incendiary. They don't raise this, you.
Speaker 3:Be turning my dreams Into memories.
Speaker 1:And I can't start To feel the warmth. These guys are legit. You got to run it place Like Crab Court.
Speaker 3:He should have jumped down dude Like saxophone, just fucking went real low.
Speaker 2:Gotta have faith, faith, faith.
Speaker 1:Yep, post-hardcore infused with saxophone is a match made in heaven.
Speaker 3:Dude, that was badass Tony dude.
Speaker 1:good call man. Yeah, that's good post-hardcore shit dude.
Speaker 3:Holy shit. If anybody else has any suggestions on music, dude for us to check out and play.
Speaker 1:I can't wait till we stream live, because then we can do reactions to what the video played.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then we can just that way, you don't have to hear the music, you can hear us react- see us react to it.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, so much better. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, well, with that said, any other departing words before we leave no, we'd like to say thank you to cadence for uh letting us call you. Thank you to everybody else for listening. We really appreciate it. Hope everybody's enjoying so far, amazing feedback.
Speaker 1:Yeah thank you so much who have, who have given us, given us feedback already on the new format. Uh, right now you can still hear us on back of the day, podcastcom, but when we transition to streaming, things are going to get a little different. But right now you can still hear us on all the major platforms. Still, that will never change. But, uh, but when we start streaming we'll be on youtube, facebook, maybe twitch haven't decided yet, but I can't wait to start that because I've been researching hard and fast, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I'm doing the fucking trumpet answer. Since Sarah's at work, I might go home and research hard and fast myself.
Speaker 1:So, with.
Speaker 3:That said, we think the wall banger, you've got the cereal box.
Speaker 5:You've got to send me a video of that.
Speaker 1:Like the cereal box. With that said, we thank you so much for joining us and we'll see you next week, or you'll hear us next week, I'm and I'm jason sugar.
Speaker 3:Peace out later, homies.